When you have to give a book report on a book you 100% didn't read

@edmonix6457

5 жыл бұрын

ROFL so true.

@ThemFuzzyMonsters

5 жыл бұрын

TEACHER: Donald what was the highlight of this book? DJT: This book is great, and I think it’s very special. TEACHER: Tell me more!? DJT: I wouldn’t want to get into it because, to me, it’s very personal. 🤦🏻‍♂️

@ThemFuzzyMonsters

4 жыл бұрын

Google Stuff ... and where are the dinosaurs Ken Ham promised?

@TednGilbertAZ

4 жыл бұрын

Trump’s favorite verses are the begetting ones.

@TednGilbertAZ

4 жыл бұрын

My favorite verse is very personal.🤦‍♀️ The Good News is to be openly shared and LIVED. Where’s the fruit❓

“I’m actually very good friends with Jesus”

@owendude

4 жыл бұрын

this made me spit out my drink, thank you

@AlexisG-no6nu

4 жыл бұрын

LOL I'll add a bit more " He's a fantastic guy, great guy. And he likes me alot. You know. He thinks we're doing a great job with the economy and with the terrible Coronavirus, Cooovid 19, that's what it's called by the scientists, and even his father, you know who that is right folks? His faaaaatheeer is Gawd and he and I spoke last night, great conversation and he'sa very nice guy. Classy guy, classy guy...He's very impressed, very impressed and said nothing like this has ever been done before.

@bokehintheussr5033

4 жыл бұрын

"Satan, there's lots of bad things coming out about him. He's nasty. Was he even born in this country? I don't know? We'll look into it".

@mitocorleone4845

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 these comments.

@mackbrewton902

4 жыл бұрын

I know right!!! Lmao

“The Bible means a lot to me but I don’t want to get into specifics” is one of the funniest things he’s ever come out with.

@tailzz6969

25 күн бұрын

Doesn’t he realize he doesn’t make sense? 🤦‍♂️

@elithebomberx3798

23 күн бұрын

@@tailzz6969he does the problem is that republicans don’t

@kenwarner

23 күн бұрын

It's very personal, you know

@septicryan1898

21 күн бұрын

Politics shouldn’t even involve religion.

@LOLLYPOPPE

18 күн бұрын

@@tailzz6969do you need help?

"I actually helped build the wall between the Old and New Testament"

@brandonwilde8988

Ай бұрын

Underrated comment

@AngkarYearZero

Ай бұрын

and Mexico paid for it.

@vandahe9745

Ай бұрын

Underrated comment

@coronatedcobbler

27 күн бұрын

here before viral

@andreyromashchenko8967

16 күн бұрын

Did the Old Testament pay for the wall?

"I actually wrote the bible, but the Democrats wont tell you about that"

@vhs_ghost8479

4 жыл бұрын

He never said anything close to that 🤣

@MichaelWilliams-ur3te

4 жыл бұрын

@GamingWithZach Its a joke my guy

@Ghost-wi5sn

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha 😂😂👏🏼👍🏼 good one!

@nominis4523

3 жыл бұрын

"It's a good book, a great book. Nobody but me is talking about it."

@RobertaHoyle

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣👏👏👏

He didn’t read it. Trust me, I’m a teacher and I’ve heard that song before.

@g.eranken5909

4 жыл бұрын

Martin Myggestik Trust me, he had, and i had two and would not say anything

@jrcrash

4 жыл бұрын

@@g.eranken5909 english?

@salamandersaladman8483

4 жыл бұрын

H respite to that would be: “No I have read it before. I have many MANY times. I’ve probably read more times than you have, la LOT more times then you. I’ve cited verses to Priests and they’re impressed with how well I know the bible, they really are. They tell me “Donald most people just don’t understand the Bible like you”. They do, they really do. And I’d like to see Sleepy Joe name one SINGLE part from the Bible, I can guarantee you he couldn’t name a single one, not one.

@Phyerbyrd13AZ

4 жыл бұрын

@@salamandersaladman8483 spot on.

@byronius7012

4 жыл бұрын

I was a bit of a slacker in school, and Trump in this video sounds uncannily like I did when I was called on in English class and had to pretend I did the reading

I don’t think people realizes he’s using faith to manipulate conservatives🤷🏻‍♂️

@Mushin_mind

Ай бұрын

That is what religion is intrinsically for. Unite, give purpose and push toward a grandiose cause. Can both be a bad or a good thing depending on general social needs and the era. In today's day and age we need Jesus more than ever.

@LivingSimplyWithLondon

Ай бұрын

@@Mushin_mind Yep!

@TK-jump

Ай бұрын

​@@Mushin_mindwe should come up with a new mythical person/action hero. At least to modernise the sky daddy illusion.

@the1stDJLowkey

Ай бұрын

I sure do. Dude is EVIL incarnate. 😢

@octobersky9639

Ай бұрын

Lot of them realize this but they still support him as majority of their values align with it as oppose to the supposed woke left

He doesn't want to talk about the Bible because it's very personal? Aren't we as Christians suppose to share the Gospel? Yes we are! But you can't share what you don't know! He doesn't want to share scriptures when asked because it's too personal but HE'LL SELL THEM FOR $59.99 TO PAY HIS CRIMINAL BOND!

@psilynt1

4 ай бұрын

I'm atheist, but acknowledge we live in a time where many people are religious. Showing an absolute lack of awareness of the majority religion of the country you lead is just appalling.

@altheanelson5146

15 күн бұрын

Hello!!!

@superslimjim6483

13 күн бұрын

@@altheanelson5146 Goodbye.

@Telstar62a

13 күн бұрын

Imagine if you asked a salesman a question about a product you were considering, and he gave you that line.

@altheanelson5146

2 күн бұрын

@@Telstar62a 🤣

Trump sounds like all of us when answering an essay question on a test about something we didn't study for

@PA.69

3 жыл бұрын

how the fuck can anyone vote for this guy?! he cant even lie properly!!

@alexisgeiser4387

3 жыл бұрын

I can almost guarantee that my bullshitting is 10000x better than this. I’ve milked an 100% on an essay question I knew nothing about. We are all a lot smarter than him lmao

@starlorddance

3 жыл бұрын

nope，I will just leave it blank

@aaronjames3228

3 жыл бұрын

@@Carl-ld5jy it's an impressive way of saying I have no idea haha

@reese9148

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexisgeiser4387 Is that why he’s president?

If this were a sketch, I would’ve found it funny but unrealistic.

@illuminati8181

4 жыл бұрын

@Kyle Hines too

@andrewwong2399

4 жыл бұрын

word. its like how if 2020 was made into a movie, itll probably bomb for being too unrealistic

@ItsJustCartier

3 жыл бұрын

Something Peter would say off of Family guy

@lisalatham4389

3 жыл бұрын

@Thomas Fiese bro respect peoples beliefs my guy no one ain't making fun of your beliefs so respect other

@forzainter0910

2 жыл бұрын

I found it funny when he refused to say a verse or the favorite book yet he claimed to like both old and New Testament “equally “

And now he’s selling Bibles to pay off his legal fees…

@Percival-kl9yy

Ай бұрын

*This channel just outed itself for trying to trick smooth-brains - Trump isn't unable to name a Bible verse - he just doesn't want to, because it's personal to him.*

Evangelicals listened to this and said “yup, good enough!”

@akmd114379

16 күн бұрын

You mean the satanists.

@ajspice

15 күн бұрын

That's because Evangelicalism is just a business. Think about it: you can use stories that you didn't even pen that have no copyright laws to start a tax-free organization and just make up an hour of bullshit to yell about once a week. They have no faith at all, so they don't worry about consequences in the afterlife.

@linkskywalker5417

13 күн бұрын

​​@@ajspice Which means they're also more than likely not worried about whether or not they're saved. Salvation matters more than an increasing number of people think. Without salvation, people practically have no future other than hellfire and eventually, eternity in the lake of fire, never to be seen or heard from ever again.

@archsys307

8 күн бұрын

@@linkskywalker5417blud thinks the cycle of samsara ends after one life. He mad😂😂

@ACTHdan

8 күн бұрын

Are you referring to Televangelists ?

"Are you an old testament guy or a new testament guy?" "Uhhh, probably equal." Welp, first time I've ever heard that.

@snooky31565

4 жыл бұрын

ESPOFF they are BOTH the Word of God, according to Christianity.

@a4h426

4 жыл бұрын

Jim Shovak yeah so are you gonna listen to the old word of god or the new word of god?

@angelt7166

4 жыл бұрын

Jim Shovak according to GOD

@righthandstep5

4 жыл бұрын

@Reflective nope. In fact Jesus was actually telling his people to uphold the Torah. The fact its called the new testament is a pure mideval misnomer from his dumb uneducated disciples.

@Scoundrel313

4 жыл бұрын

@Reflective incorrect..there was an old priesthood certain humans were under... Jews.. Levitical priesthood.. Gentiles were never under the law.. And if you read acts you see that Abraham was saved by faith pre circumcision.. Meaning we were never saved by keeping the law. The law was for us to see what we couldnt do and needed a messiah for.

I think this is the exact answer that Michael Scott would reply to this question

@15blackfox

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds a lot like Michael Scott 😂

@joshboston2323

3 жыл бұрын

And yet, most people who see this and who have some intelligence, can see that he’s bullshitting here. He’s weaseling himself out of the question.

@dorothyhopkins1938

3 жыл бұрын

the more sad thing is is that Michael Scott probably would have done a better job as a president

@deanmoriarty6015

3 жыл бұрын

“uhmmmmm equal. both of them are just so... wow” literally michael scott

@thechosengod576

3 жыл бұрын

Plz dont compare Michael Scott to this fraud.

It's very personal because he hasn't read anything from the Bible in his entire life. Obvious grift.

@thegrunbeld6876

9 сағат бұрын

This makes me realize how easy it is to earn people's trust. Conservative christians hail him as Messiah, I bet Trump doesn't even know what that word even means.

Translation: "I have no idea what you're talking about, but people think I'm a Christian, and I don't want to lose their support."

@nicholasgarnett-ly9nw

9 күн бұрын

Yep. Get the vote anyway ya can really. 😀

"You a new testament guy or old testament guy" "Probably equal" Yeah okay, he's never opened the book.

@andypandy8192

4 жыл бұрын

ive never read it or care about religon at all and i know the old one is some evil shit.. hes such a moron its amazing

@TheIncognitusMe

4 жыл бұрын

@@andypandy8192 New Testament is worse. You burn in a lake of fire when you die. In the Old Testament, you just get destroyed.

@hellzshotgun

4 жыл бұрын

New Testament has a lot more forgiveness and mercy then the Old Testament. And in the New there are less rules to follow and names/numbers to remember.

@FrankBenlin

4 жыл бұрын

The new or old what? Mmm, oh, "probably equal."

@kostasvamvakas6219

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheIncognitusMe In the old ,God straight up MURDERED every non-jewish firstborn in Egypt,so i'm going with new

I like the Jesus guy. Great guy. Good golfer too. Not as good as me. The whole creation thing was good too. Great bunch of people. Looking forward to Bible II.

@Bobby-fy3ds

4 жыл бұрын

Southmead Lad you hit it on the head

@Yogidre

4 жыл бұрын

Bible II almost took me out :))

@puppetbones

4 жыл бұрын

Bible is gonna get re-elected this November 3rd, believe me, and it's gonna be a tremendous victory. The people who put that book together did just a tremendous job. Wonderful people.

@Fleeb-pb7zo

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@guntherkarlsmann1490

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahah I love you bro really good

This is still one of the best clips ever. It's a clear, concise summation of Donald Trump's entire pathology...

@stephendailey3108

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed!

@davemathew

Жыл бұрын

His entire presidency really...100% bullshit.

@lovethieves1383

Жыл бұрын

I think it's the moment he realized that he has to give political answers instead of business answers. In business, you always stay neutral on religion and politics Unless it ruins a financial contract or income/revenue. If they would have asked him about do you like the Islamic books, Buddhist books, he would have said, they are equally good and his favorite cause he knows that he has investors and business dealings that aren't Christian. Even when he said the thing about Mexicans, he had to add the word "I assume some are good people" is the weak trade off because he was focusing on a tiny percentage of Mexican CEO's that he knows with the "some". it's always a dog whistle and business move.

@spinjennies

Жыл бұрын

@@lovethieves1383 No. He's just a liar and a grifter and got caught.

@djblack1204

Жыл бұрын

Very concise that he doesn’t know the buybull!

Matthew 7:15 “Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves.“

@spambedam

Ай бұрын

One of my favorite passages and highly pertinent to Donald J. Trump. Sadly enough, Christians don't get the relevance and the irony.

@humanchannel9421

27 күн бұрын

​@@spambedamAre you even a Christian? If you're a non-Christian quoting Scripture in a magoo-esque attempt to manipulate Christians, I'm afraid it's you missing the irony, smooth brain.

@irippiri2847

22 күн бұрын

@@spambedamDonald Trump isn’t a prophet so how can he be false

@catgaming7519

22 күн бұрын

@@irippiri2847 do you know what a politician does?

@Zack-vi7is

12 күн бұрын

​@@irippiri2847that's the point. A false prophet isn't a real prophet. They're liars. That's what Trump is. He's a liar, a false prophet.

Question: “Are you an Old Testament guy or a New Testament guy?” Inside Trumps head “??? Wait, there’s two bibles?” Trump panic response: “Uh Probablyyy equal.”

@thanoscabbage

4 жыл бұрын

C V Correction: Trump was wondering “what the heck is a testament”?

@JohnDoe-vm3lv

4 жыл бұрын

It’s like it was scripted for a cartoon

@exmagnolia

4 жыл бұрын

"Two testaments?! What do I get?"

@michaelg2502

4 жыл бұрын

@@JohnDoe-vm3lv Could be a President Show clip almost lol

@candaceion9622

4 жыл бұрын

I thought the exact same thing!

Reporter: Old Testament or New Testament? Trump: The Middle Testamnent

@bennetdas5947

4 жыл бұрын

You need the Old Testament and New Testament both to paint a full picture of God. If you use only the New Testament, God appears a loving, sweet, caring without a sense of morality. Similarly, use only the Old Testament you'll see only a rude and a just God lacking mercy. So you need both.

@xxbobbyasheepxx9564

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣😂😂

@xxbobbyasheepxx9564

4 жыл бұрын

@@bennetdas5947 Rude??In the old testament I read that God wasn't rude..The people disobey and got punish..Don't forget God was about to end the people of Israel but Moses helped that he wouldn't destroy them ..All fault was on the people but not them alone because of Satan

@bennetdas5947

4 жыл бұрын

@@xxbobbyasheepxx9564 yeah thank you for making it more brief to the readers

@johnbrowning3986

4 жыл бұрын

@@bennetdas5947 howd he change so drastically

“My Bible is under audit right now but when that’s done, I’ll release my favourite verses.” -Trump

@seanscanlon9067

7 ай бұрын

Apparently he was ready to read it in another two weeks.

@bunaul

Ай бұрын

😂😂

@user-ju9op8uz9f

Ай бұрын

Hahaha!! This comment is so underrated😂

@altheanelson5146

15 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

And STILL the Messiah for Christians. Unreal.

@anthony1289

14 күн бұрын

It’s not that they necessarily agree on religion. They just like how he treats ppl they dont like.

@rayboston8737

11 күн бұрын

@@anthony1289 absolutely, he hates the people they hate! Fascism is inches away here in 2024! I'm in Canada same thing but Pollieve is smarter than Trump!

@user-nw6ht6zj5r

10 күн бұрын

@@chrisaultman1 his not the messiah his a very naughty boy...famous quote from the real messiahs mom

@thegrunbeld6876

9 сағат бұрын

Seems to me Trump and Biden are both two sides of the same coin. They're minions of the same evil overlord.

‘They’re all good verses. I like the good verses. Some people like the bad verses. And I know the good verses. Believe me, do I know good verses.’

@teejay3272

5 жыл бұрын

He knows the best verses.

@MichaelYoder1961

5 жыл бұрын

lol

@jokarpinski22

5 жыл бұрын

Did anyone else noticed this was sponsored by Wutang Tablets .... dollar dollar bills y'all

@mattb896

5 жыл бұрын

Good verses on both sides.

@SicilianStrega13

5 жыл бұрын

0498kizerb "everyone is talking about it"

Should have asked him what he thinks about the third testament - “tremendous”

@curtisstapleton7167

4 жыл бұрын

Awesome yes

@tomblakley7171

4 жыл бұрын

Really ! 😋

@Mari-ck7pm

4 жыл бұрын

Or the 4th testament......."pop quiz". 😂😂

@testlogin9716

4 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂 Nas Nas Nas you Nasty 😂🤣😂Bro'

@raftlack4326

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

Nobody knows the Bible better than me. No one has read the bible and understands it like I do.

@rarewaves3986

12 күн бұрын

🤣

That man has never read one verse in the bible.

I tried this on my oral report on Of Mice and Men. I got an F. I also said that I like mice and men equally, but that didn't seem to help.

@baller7387

4 жыл бұрын

@akshay satish Yeah Trump doesn't have 1 billion dollars in his bank account, let alone 7

@TheCaptainKim

4 жыл бұрын

haha good one!

@curtisstapleton7167

4 жыл бұрын

Bahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@Alex-zc8ds

4 жыл бұрын

hehehe

@kcorise81

4 жыл бұрын

Ok George😂

Trump: ‘’ You know, the bible is what makes America great. Jesus was a great guy. He loved Americans’’

@candaceion9622

4 жыл бұрын

Ummm he loved everyone.

@M4RSK11

4 жыл бұрын

@@candaceion9622 he doesnt know what the USA is you thick skulled smooth brained dolt

@alpo6668

4 жыл бұрын

Because Americans were around when Jesus was. Lol Jesus was one of the pilots during the American Revolution.

@gameexpert2011

4 жыл бұрын

@@candaceion9622 r/whooooosh

@TheSanityX

4 жыл бұрын

@@alpo6668 Imagine being chased by Jesus in an apache helicopter. Man, the revolution sounds scary.

I am from Denmark, and i am still not 100% convinced that he isnt doing a sketch. I mean, it always looks like he is a acting in a sitcom or something.

@thegrunbeld6876

9 сағат бұрын

Same to me too. And he's so damn good at it!

Need to replay this all over KZread now that he somehow tricked all the Christians into believing him.

"Are you an old testament guy or new testament guy?" "Uh probably equal"

@ABitefLife

4 жыл бұрын

Donny Dumpster fire has bungled every single thing he has ever touched

@jelly-reeeeeeeee5166

4 жыл бұрын

Lol they should've asked how he feels about the middle testament

@jampar8

4 жыл бұрын

@@jelly-reeeeeeeee5166 "Tremendous. Just as beautiful as the other two."

@krepler

4 жыл бұрын

@@alex2b450 😄

@nwbklr

4 жыл бұрын

If you haven’t already, slap your own forehead. Really fucking hard.

They should have asked him what he thinks of the Third Testament, or the Book of Stephen. You know, something that doesn't exist in the bible.

@sisterjudah6519

4 жыл бұрын

STOP, STOP IT I SAY. 🤣😂😁😀😅😄😃🤩

@brooke96591

4 жыл бұрын

I wish.

@blairbear3274

4 жыл бұрын

Missed a golden opportunity. That would have made this moment explode.

@franzferdinand2240

4 жыл бұрын

@@blairbear3274 probably the reporter's brain too

@williammunny1844

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

He is probably the 1st Christian to say he likes the old and the new testaments equal.

Gotta give props to the most successful conman in America if not the world.

This is what happens when these people don’t check to make sure their “Christian right wing” leader is actually that...

@the_polish_prince8966

4 жыл бұрын

Jamie G A fabulous book. You’ve never seen a book so fantastic. If I had to measure up all the books, two Corinthians would be the top of them all.

@erfantavoosi100

4 жыл бұрын

Its just a political game to fool the people

@alexcameron2352

4 жыл бұрын

Not being able to quote a verse from the Bible is more Christian than abortion and blaming white people for everything

@the_polish_prince8966

4 жыл бұрын

Alex Cameron 1 Numbers chapter 5 I believe is the part of the Bible that describes in detail how to perform an abortion with the blessing of god. If not that chapter I know it’s that book. 2 I’m white, why the Hel would I blame white people for everything? Race has nothing to do with anything, it’s a social construct,

@alexcameron2352

4 жыл бұрын

@@the_polish_prince8966 That is a repricatory prayer in the circumstances of adultery and Not the blessing of God. I saw the Young Turks video too. #Trump2020 #GOP2020

Reporter: ''So which is your favourite prophet - John or Paul?'' Trump: ''Well, I think they're both good, although I've always preferred Ringo''

@lucabloor1086

3 жыл бұрын

You think Trump would use the word although? 😅

@1TheNews

3 жыл бұрын

LOL!

@truecancer

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@joandworetzky1496

2 жыл бұрын

George

@TheInvestmentCircle

3 ай бұрын

“Aren’t those brothers great? Taking up boxing.”

And people are actually voting for this liar

@solospider8

9 күн бұрын

He is much better than other candidates

@MMAJoeyHateClub1409

9 күн бұрын

@@solospider8 to be fair all the candidates suck

@solospider8

9 күн бұрын

@@MMAJoeyHateClub1409 Agreed, but Trump is the best among them

How do these people not realize they’re being manipulated?

@anthony1289

14 күн бұрын

Be he does mean things to ppl they dont like.

@emanuelesparza7211

8 күн бұрын

Dude, I never thought of it that way. Beautifully simply put ​@@anthony1289

This could be a scene from the office. Like Michael Scott could have said this word for word

@moopy6446

3 жыл бұрын

First like

@RastaAlGhul8732

3 жыл бұрын

This comment needs more likes even if its 18 hours old on an old video

@ThatSFVibe

3 жыл бұрын

So true. Michael always gets caught in a lie lol

How about Judas? "A terrific man, he had tremendous success..." Do you know, that Judas betrayed Jesus? "Judas who? Never heard of him, don't know the guy." - Donald J. Trump

@jza80king

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha

@crouchingturtle6351

3 жыл бұрын

Your comment nailed it. and mine was a pun

@kieshame888

3 жыл бұрын

yes! This is the one lol

@ericcampos1987

3 жыл бұрын

Drops the mic on him and walks out. “Do the interview with someone else.”

@Ruosteinenknight

3 жыл бұрын

Wait till he finds out there were actually two of them.

Never mind the Bible, it may well be that Trump has never read a single book in his life. And that includes the Art of the Deal.

"uh probably.....equal" yeah he has no idea what he is talking about

@Gawd_Ish

21 күн бұрын

But can still read ,write and spell better than you and joe Biden and is about to win this election

An atheist knows more about the Bible than him.

@ThemFuzzyMonsters

5 жыл бұрын

A lot of Atheists studied both Testaments or at least parts. He could not even bother to memorize a couple fake references ... and that’s the guy the Falwells support so actively. It must be because they park their private jets next to one another.

@Deegee_1969

4 жыл бұрын

@Wally Davidson Nice pigeonholing there. Each and every single atheist cannot read and write..? I seriously doubt that.

@zachj589

4 жыл бұрын

He IS an atheist...

@lorengarms9836

4 жыл бұрын

An atheist knows more about the bible than most

@craigsmith157

4 жыл бұрын

@@lorengarms9836 True

Trump Translation: The bible is an important tool to me when I need it.

@franzferdinand2240

4 жыл бұрын

So uhhh just wondering, is there a reason we should believe literally anything this guys says since we have proof now that he uses scapegoats like this? Except, obviously, the fact that he's president.

@Kigamine

4 жыл бұрын

The Bible is a useful prop to persuade brainless Trump supporters

@demetter7936

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kigamine Can you explain why i'm brainless without calling me a racist? I could easily call you brainless, yet i know nothing about you. It's really funny how you go straight to insults instead of civil discourse, yet i'm the brainless one.

@ateam6543

4 жыл бұрын

@@demetter7936 when you've been easily conned into believing trump is focused on america instead of just focused on himself is pretty brainless of people. Just like if someone was conned into believing there's a prince of Nigeria trying to give them money through email, you'd consider that person brainless.

@demetter7936

4 жыл бұрын

@@ateam6543 If he was in it for himself he wouldn't have become president and would have continued making billions of dollars, instead he decided to slow that down and make America great again.... which he has when looking at statistics and the overall public opinion. And before you say public opinion is worse, no, it's not. Hence why he's gonna win by a mile in the election, and why so many liberals have said they will vote trump.

This man was definitely a master of answering questions in class while not paying attention

@wim_rr

3 жыл бұрын

And thinking no one notices. That’s the best part.

I thought this was a comedy sketch at first

Reporter: Favourite verse?" Trump: "Ummm, uurrrr, probably has to be 'Love thy neighbour'." Reporter: "You mean Mexico?" Trump: "Scratch that last sentence."

@BlindSniper305

4 жыл бұрын

@Literal Cancer religions is trash and trump is trash.

@theresagassett9791

4 жыл бұрын

Literal Cancer: “Jesus Christ you people...” Jesus Christ: “Judge not, lest ye be judged.”

@nikokapanen82

4 жыл бұрын

@@ItsKarl Yes, but unfortunately in english there is only the word "love" for all meanings while in greek there are many different words for love, like eros (romatic love), phileo (friendship love) agape (highest possible love of God) and so on. Anyways what Jesus meant to love your neighbor or even your enemy is to not to engage into some romacne with your enemy but simply do not wish him evil things, dont desire him harm, like getting cancer or something, instead wish him to get humbled down and into his right senses (if he did wrong things) and get right with God.

@davidc7889

4 жыл бұрын

That was hilarious thank you Mr. Wiskiii

@the_polish_prince8966

4 жыл бұрын

Its Karl Love thy enemy as thou love thy self.

This guy is a professional liar. That's something I would do as a kid, pretend I know something I know nothing about

@TheStraightestWhitest

4 жыл бұрын

Seems pretty unprofessional actually. Why would you lie about something people will so easily find out about?

@holamiju

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheStraightestWhitest because his base believes him without question

@abd-zf2gm

4 жыл бұрын

@John Citizen if by "successful" you mean inheriting $413 million from your daddy, borrow billions from shaddy banks, fail to run businesses including a casinos, open a scam "university", defraud children with cancer charity, and fail to run a country. I guess the definition of success should be changed.

@abd-zf2gm

4 жыл бұрын

@John Citizen dude, beleive in your self, if you inherited $413 million and borrowed hundreds of millions from shady foreign banks, you too would be rich. And using that richness(but hide your taxes because maybe you are not that rich and those shady deals ofcourse), you would be able to fool American poorly educated racists to vote for you, especially if they endured a black president for 8 years.

@abd-zf2gm

4 жыл бұрын

@John Citizen well, no one knew how he became rich then. Now many people know and literally anyone with the same opportunities as him would be 10 times richer than him(without having to open a scam university or defraud charities).

That’s the irony, we’re supposed to as Christians spread the gospel, and now this “Christian” believes it’s too personal to share his favorite verse… WHAT A JOKE

The bible doesn't mean shit to him. He just wants the votes of the religious.

Trump: oh the Bible is great..tremendous. I hear the sequel is about me.

@davidjohnson3514

4 жыл бұрын

@T1mTenn1s woah, you got some bad temperance.

@greenllama2856

4 жыл бұрын

@T1mTenn1s whoa, you're not you when your hungry, here have a snickers.🍫

@test-qz4dq

4 жыл бұрын

Funfact some people in Israel believe that Trump is the Messiah 😂

@greenllama2856

4 жыл бұрын

@@test-qz4dq so your telling me that they believe this bastard is the messiah, when actuality they killed him almost 2000 years ago.

@test-qz4dq

4 жыл бұрын

@@greenllama2856 people can believe what they want. I dont Care about the Romans killed the jew Jesus who was Not the Messias.

Reporter: So how do you spell Bible Trump: I don’t want to get into it. I just think it’s very special

@alankoh8143

4 жыл бұрын

It’s spelled “ Barbie”

@lemyodaromanus7600

4 жыл бұрын

Lmmfffaaaooo

@blingbling2841

4 жыл бұрын

Reporter : Pronounce Bible. Trump : Babel Reporter : Pronounce Psalm Trump : Sum

@whyicare

4 жыл бұрын

@Negasso Kadir I didn't know he goes to a church. Someone should ask him what is the first book of the Old Testament.

@whyicare

4 жыл бұрын

@Clint Johnson But the problem is he claims he is a Christian but an evil one. I know it's kind of oxymoronic.

I'm surprised he didn't say "I don't need to read bible I'm jesus' second coming"

If the Bible is his second favorite book, then what's his first? Mein Kampf?

He's not a Christian. He just pretends to be one when he's pandering to his idiot base.

@ryanalmazi6802

4 жыл бұрын

K. Monk couldn't have said it better, friend

@dompolidori5313

4 жыл бұрын

Nice!! Nice facts and evidence! Idiot

@tubemagpie

4 жыл бұрын

@@dompolidori5313 A christian bears witness to their faith in their lives... not so Trump... he bears witness to his arrogance ,selfishness and general hatred and envy of others. You want facts and evidence... study the man.

@manhattanvalleyofthedead2425

4 жыл бұрын

@@dompolidori5313 Calm down moody boy, if Trump was a real Christian he would have been able to answer these questions.

@fallenlogan

4 жыл бұрын

@@dompolidori5313 you should know that in his first book he considers himself an atheist because religion takes to away a day where he could be making money

this is one of the funniest, most blatant "attempt" at lying, where even the interviewers know he's lying through his teeth... but the most amazing thing about this video (seriously) - is that even AFTER watching this, the religious right STILL buy into EVERYthing he says! easily the most fascinating outcome.

@bkirstie

4 жыл бұрын

Digital Me e x a c t l y

@DavidM-xt5vl

4 жыл бұрын

They don’t care that he isn’t religious. I’ve also heard people say he was being « put on the spot » and couldn’t come up with a quote on command. Also... not everybody memorizes scripture... well, if it is your favorite book, don’t you think you’d have just a few examples, not even quotes, just specific stories you could talk about? He’s a con artist thru and thru.

@meesterchreester5589

4 жыл бұрын

​@@SPER1 absolutely correct, trump can't even comprehend one of the stupidest things around, religion...

@InSurrealtime

4 жыл бұрын

I guess that's what they call Blind Faith.

@jdemeulenaer123

4 жыл бұрын

You don't realise that Trump is the president and not a preacher. He rules the country, not a church! So, he has no opinion to give on the book. He gives his views on policies and the nation..

Wow i cant believe people still fall for this guys BS

@jwill5892

Ай бұрын

At least his sentences are coherent

@remaks8405

Ай бұрын

@@jwill5892yeah who cares about the fact that he is a Russian asset and that he would hand over the US to Putin, at least he has coherent sentences, that is everything that matters!

@jwill5892

Ай бұрын

@@remaks8405 Funny, he was president for four years and never did anything like that 🤔

@remaks8405

Ай бұрын

@@jwill5892 because the Russians weren't at war during those 4 years

@jwill5892

Ай бұрын

@@remaks8405 That's not a coincidence. Why do you think Putin waited for Trump to leave before he attacked? It's because he knows Biden is weak.

It sounds like Trump just learned there is an Old Testament and a New Testament. If Trump read the bible, He would definitely be an an Old testament man.

Translation: "I never read it, and I just mention the name to get votes or curry favor with the religious right."

@jdemeulenaer123

4 жыл бұрын

BS.

@trueentor

4 жыл бұрын

I love curry!

@hsiang7

4 жыл бұрын

I'm Christian and I couldn't name a single Bible verse either to be fair lol

@timothylouis2684

4 жыл бұрын

Kinda like what Biden is doing towards black people...

@milesprower557

4 жыл бұрын

He has read it.

He's a con man. The bible doesn't mean anything to him, it's just a prop.

@carmenadams575

4 жыл бұрын

You’re actually giving him a lot of credit calling him a con man. A con man has to be, to some extent, believable. He’s not even a good liar. A kid could watch this and tell you he’s lying.

@FOT2010

4 жыл бұрын

Con men are usually smart tho

@scotland2256

4 жыл бұрын

like the pope

@fuzzylogiceire

4 жыл бұрын

He's saying it to please his base, 100%.

@thanoscabbage

4 жыл бұрын

He’s a really unprofessional con man, the only people he can fool are those dumber than himself (which is sadly a lot)

The "Christian" president who can't name a single chapter from the Good Book. What a disgrace!

Believe it or not I met John, the disciple, we talked about the next big thing we would do in Jerusalem after we wrote some of the verses in the bible. I actually let him use some of my verses under his name. What a tremendous guy, Im telling ya

OMG ask a Christian his favorite bible passage and they'll talk for 5 hours.

@gabrielobateru7746

4 жыл бұрын

Bro just shut up. I am a christian, I have attended church all my life, only missing a few Sundays. My favourite book of the bible is proverbs but I can't tell you what any verse in the book says precisely. Not every Christian know s memory verses. I am just familiar with the bible.

@Ocrilat

4 жыл бұрын

@@gabrielobateru7746 So I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume all that you said is true...and if I asked you your favorite biblical verse, you couldn't name even one? Seriously? No one said anything about memorizing a verse exactly...that's you changing the statement in order to criticize it. Anyway, in my experience, a true Christian is always happy to share their religion and bible with someone who seems to be interested. You disagree?

@itsaraversscene

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ocrilat lol the part that got me was him saying he liked the old and new equal, a loooooot of terrible stuff happens in the old testament, whenever I've brought this up in discussion most people say they really only look at the new testament.

@gabrielobateru7746

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ocrilat I don't disagree. But not every Christian will be able to speak extensively on their favourite bible verse.

@Ocrilat

4 жыл бұрын

@@gabrielobateru7746 I think that if you identify yourself as a 'Christian', part of that identity is to be open to share your faith with others. If a person went to them and asked for their favorite Bible verse, they would see it as someone who maybe is looking for faith, and as an opportunity to share that faith with them. I think if you go to church, read the Bible, etc. and ignore an opportunity to help someone who is looking for guidance, then you are less than Christian. But aside from that, it's clear that he can't answer the question. That tells me that he is lying, and taking advantage of real Christians and other people of faith. Even if he was going to lie about this, did none of his handlers have any knowledge of the Bible at all? What is your favorite bible verse/passage? Myself, I don't think there is anything more powerful or inspiring than the Beatitudes (Matthew 5:1-12). You don't even need to be a believer to be moved by this.

_"Thou shalt not bear false witness"_ That's Trump's _least_ favourite verse.

@tomlehr861

4 жыл бұрын

Covet neighbors wife....

@jameswilson7790

4 жыл бұрын

Thou shalt not commit adultery.

@totijo11

4 жыл бұрын

@@jameswilson7790 thou shalt not admit adultery !!

@jameswilson7790

4 жыл бұрын

@@totijo11 That too.

@simonr7097

4 жыл бұрын

"It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."

“Nobody cares about Jesus more than I do” -Donald Trump

"So everyone who acknowledges me before men, I also will acknowledge before my Father who is in heaven; but whoever denies me before men, I also will deny before my Father who is in heaven" -- Matthew 10:32-33

"You an old testament guy or a new testament guy?" "Uh probably..... Equal" LOL

@mikael4105

3 жыл бұрын

Why is that funny? Its a good answer since its all the word of God.

@kris12321

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikael4105 it's a response that someone would use when they have to pick between two things they clearly know nothing about...

@absolving

3 жыл бұрын

@@kris12321 yep exactly

@Ethan-qo9rx

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikael4105 you would say New testament, you fool.

@Master-rz1xi

3 жыл бұрын

@Josh B bruh biden was gonna get the black vote anyway dumbass. just look at the primaries. plus you think black people actually like kamala? now sure, the pick was partly for the optics of picking a female black vp... but biden gettin the black vote no matter what.

Why isn't biden running this as an ad 24/7

@davidbrockmeier9538

4 жыл бұрын

Is he still running?

@pokeysatx

4 жыл бұрын

Why aren't they asking Biden to name some verses?

@davidbrockmeier9538

4 жыл бұрын

@@pokeysatx I'm not a fan of Biden, but I don't think he's posing as a religious zealot to garner support with his base.

@billybob9461

4 жыл бұрын

So true. There is so much ammo for attack ads and the only people using it is the Lincoln project.

@ershaknia4418

4 жыл бұрын

pokeysatx cuz Biden never said that bible is his favorite book.

Hilarious. He’s never read a word of it. Guaranteed.

This is who our future leaders are

@orangeorangeorange5075

26 күн бұрын

Needle tasties

Trump: They ask Biden the easy questions like "What's your favorite ice cream?" I wish I got questions like that. Interviewer: Well, what *is* your favorite ice cream? Trump: That's very personal; I don't want to get into it.

@grantzimmerman7704

3 жыл бұрын

This wins on best comment

@jackzimmermann6823

3 жыл бұрын

@@grantzimmerman7704 ay a fellow zimmerman

@masonboerger7935

3 жыл бұрын

Fucking hilarious comment

@user-rm4gx5hf3e

3 жыл бұрын

Are you a cup or a cone guy? Uhhh both

@capncake8837

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-rm4gx5hf3e “I think they’re pretty equal.”

Definition of a Con man.

And now he's selling bibles for $60 a pop to his supporters. He's using them, hook line and sinker lol

Trump selling a book he hasn't written nor ever read before is most Trump thing ever.

Dude, faith is a personal thing yes. But not naming ONE verse from it, when your running for public office is just flat out stupid. He uses it as a prop, nothing else

@mikechavis4125

4 жыл бұрын

If the interviewers had only came up with something crazy to ask , "Well which of the dragons did you like the most, the blue one or the green one?" I would have liked to have heard his response.

@KennethOnyema

4 жыл бұрын

@@mikechavis4125 😂

@kennytorres2408

4 жыл бұрын

@@mikechavis4125 mannnn, even though I don't like Trump, I still wouldn't want to see him that way

@KennethOnyema

4 жыл бұрын

@gregory garner Use your power of discernment brother.

@paz4298

4 жыл бұрын

@gregory garner Yes, because secularists have no definition of wonder, romance, mystery, reverence, or sentimentality. Totally. Never mind the bible advocates for slavery, women to be under men, eternal damnation for those who mix fabrics, etc. I think secularists prefer a country that is not ruled by a book that preaches such intolerances, and can gleam morals from any sort of upbringing or book. A quarter of the United States is non-religious, and many religious people advocate for something that the United States was warning from the very beginning, the separation between church and state.

Trump on Jesus... "I prefer Messiahs that weren't crucified"

@joycebrewster5807

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry i know this was 2 months ago and im late to the party but that was the FUNNIEST FUCKING THING I'VE READ ABOUT OUR FAKE PRESIDENT. 😅

@ehernandez2166

4 жыл бұрын

EPIC! The comment of the year!

@Heffsta02

4 жыл бұрын

this made me actually laugh out loud.

@sisterjudah6519

4 жыл бұрын

I'm LAUGHING SO HARD. IT'S MAKING ME COUGH. 😁😂🤣😄😄😄. 😤 COUGH

@cliffordchapman801

4 жыл бұрын

That's gold.

If he can't talk about the Bible, then he's not a Christian. That is contrary to the Christian beliefs.

He understands that Americans want to hear some random superficial bs about the family and the bible. Nobody cares whether you really know anything about it anyway.

@rage-mage

5 күн бұрын

💀

Evangelicals actually watched this and thought "Yup, this is our guy. Second coming, right here"

@Lydiaohlydiaa

3 жыл бұрын

Way better than Hillary’s evil ass

@Lydiaohlydiaa

3 жыл бұрын

@Matias Martinez My response to the comment is on point. You’re dumb af for trying to impose otherwise. I never said he wasn’t an idiot, that’s a red herring argument. But for evangelicals he’s way better than hillary’s evil ass who doesn’t even condone religious freedom. Your comment makes no sense 😂 go be salty elsewhere

@stevesteve222

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lydiaohlydiaa calls ppl stupid* "Makes no sense"

@shaykhmhssi3246

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lydiaohlydiaa How does Hilary not condone religious freedom?

@mrv2308

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lydiaohlydiaa you sound like the biggest idiot here deflecting to Hilary.

“I actually wrote my own Bible its doing very well selling a lot”

@mrrobot8973

3 жыл бұрын

@@__seven__ "belive me, ask anybody"

@sweer7048

4 ай бұрын

this aged like fine wine

@melissawhite4620

4 ай бұрын

@@sweer7048- Sadly, the kind that comes in a box!

@BUTTERVISION

26 күн бұрын

A LAT a latta books ☝️🖐️

@dismalparade322

15 күн бұрын

There is already a sequel to the Bible. It’s called the Book of Mormon. I am however brainstorming the third installment “Jesus in Space”. Still workshopping the title.

Anybody know a real Christian who refused to mention their favorite Bible verse? Me neither.

Truly one of the christians of all time.

He sounds like a small child trying to sound smart when asked something he didn’t do

@SkillUpMobileGaming

4 жыл бұрын

@Ivan Alexander Nice excuses. If that was the reason, he would have come out and said it. Why did he say it was "very personal to him" if what you say is true? The real genius of Trump lies in his ability to fool you, and boy is he skilled at it.

@Travisbig7

4 жыл бұрын

@Ivan Alexander please tell me you're trolling

@Travisbig7

4 жыл бұрын

@SLAPBOXTV go back to watching Faux news and stop spamming in the comments you little braindead child

@Johnnythefirst

3 жыл бұрын

@Ivan Alexander You truly are a gullible moron aren't you? I bet my house on the fact Trump has never even opened a bible. The fucking guy had three divorces and cheated on every wife he had. :D

@compilationsmania451

3 жыл бұрын

@MartinDoesASMR what do you think now, fatso?

“A lot of people don’t know that there are actually TWO testaments. People didn’t talk about that until I was president. But they’re both..they’re both tremendous, tremendous testaments that are so bigly important to the United Shhhates.”

@mikeg3950

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@walkinthewoods981

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@angelarose5770

4 жыл бұрын

Along with The ORANGES of INFANTROOPEN

@LegendEarthyyyTMxX

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao Bigly

@FBWUniverseMode

3 жыл бұрын

No Person woman man camera TV can talk about it, I'm tremendously genius!

Trump... That's not how Christianity works, you're supposed to be open about your Biblical knowledge!

Im not christian but even i know a few bible verses.

I could never imagine Donald Trump as being a person that has the patience to fully read any book.

@Berto-bo7mr

4 жыл бұрын

Obviously a non-reader.

@erikolson5440

4 жыл бұрын

Or a chapter for that matter.

@Strategic_Reformer

4 жыл бұрын

Or a page even

@SAMSARALIVEEEEEE

4 жыл бұрын

I mean the bible is a pretty long read

@vvfking

4 жыл бұрын

@@SAMSARALIVEEEEEE The irony being that Trump is not :)

“I met the the author, Jehovah Witness” he’s a good guy.

@leslieseptember5388

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@afranks8566

4 жыл бұрын

"Good guy, terrific guy, said I was a genius".

Well, I think that's exactly what a true reponsible christian politician would have answered. He is either that or an ignorant liar and manipulator. Choice is on us.

Ah yes, because Biden is the better christian? I dont care about his religious beliefs, if he has any. Hes a damn good president and i will vote for him again

He should have quoted Matthew 19:24! For it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, then it is for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven.

@enriquem240

4 жыл бұрын

That suits him like a ring... he would say: but I have so much money to buy the key to that door. Lol

@abed_gambino0946

3 жыл бұрын

Amen

@kylekozak3033

3 жыл бұрын

It doesn't matter if you're rich or not. What matters is that you have asked Jesus to forgive you of your sins and save you. That is why He died on the cross and shed his blood in order to take the ultimate sacrifice and take our penalty for OUR sins. Thank God, who sent his son to do that.

@manny2386

3 жыл бұрын

@@kylekozak3033 Huh I don't think it's as easy as that man lmao, those Cartel guys in Mexico believe in Jesus Mary and all those biblical figures heck they even go to church every Sunday but skin people alive and commit the most grotesque crimes imaginble and still get to go to heaven because they recognize Jesus as their lord and savior??

@kylekozak3033

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, it is still possible. In John 3:16, it says, “ For God so loved the world that He gave his only begotten son, that WHOSOEVER believeth in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. “ This verse is saying that Jesus paid the penalty for our sins so that ALL may come to repentance (1 John 5:15) and accept Him as Savior. It doesn’t matter what person you are, no matter your color, race, ethnicity, or whatever characteristics you have. A good example of someone who killed Christians and people who worshiped Christ was Paul. Paul, at first, hated Christians to the bone, but then repented of his sin and asked Jesus to save him from sin and hell. It seems as if you believe in getting to heaven by works, which is very false. In Ephesians 2:8-9 it says, “ For by grace are ye saved through faith and that not of yourselves, it is the gift of God. NOT OF WORKS lest any man should boast.” After you have been saved from your sin and cleansed of it, God sees you as a blameless person, only when you repent and ask Him to save you. Also, the thief on the cross next to Jesus rebuked the other thief, who was mocking Jesus, and then repented. Jesus then said,” Today, thou shalt be with me in paradise.” All you have to do to get to heaven is only faith through Jesus’ grace, which was given when he was hanged on the cross, after he gave man access of eternal life. Please, I beg you, if you have not done this, you should, or you WILL spend eternity in a place called HELL. That is the reason God sent His Son, so that we may live in heaven one day. The verses of the Bible that I gave, you will never find them in a different Bible, because it is the KJV Bible, which was, is , and will always be THE WORD OF GOD. If you look through the Bible, it will tell you God’s exact plan for salvation. Than you sir for your time l, and God bless you!

I have never heard anyone say so much yet say nothing at all.

@reachingcoldmountainbeforeyou

4 жыл бұрын

'Word salad'. A tactic employed by Narcissists.

@ToastReaper

4 жыл бұрын

Basically every public address he's given since he took office and leading up to it

@07temajin

4 жыл бұрын

Watch Tom cruise speak about scientology

@johncaccioppo1142

4 жыл бұрын

@@07temajin I will... when he runs for president

@SG-uh6sw

4 жыл бұрын

All the flipping time you're soo on point

Why are "religious" people not exposing this liar con artist?

@Oreo41212

8 ай бұрын

Many of us are I promise

Republicans. WAKE UP ALREADY!!!!

He’s the type of person the teacher walks by during test day and tells the class to read the questions carefully

He probably doesn’t know what the bible actually is. It could be a Harry Potter book for all he knows.

@loluntilmypie

3 жыл бұрын

"That's the one about theeeeeee uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh... Jesus, the great Jesus, come back from the dead to uhhhhh, to do great things for many many Americans, many great people, and we like that, he's done more good for the world than anyone ever has, every could have."

@slytherinpride1291

3 жыл бұрын

He probably thinks that Jesus would have been white

@Sgt_Zig

3 жыл бұрын

@@slytherinpride1291 most dumbass evangelical types do too. LoL and they think this orange moron is the 2nd coming! 🤦🏽‍♂️

@habesha6883

2 жыл бұрын

@@slytherinpride1291 shush 🤫 dont tell him that he’ll start worshiping Hitler if he finds out he isn’t white

@colinsacks2029

Жыл бұрын

Has heard of Harry Potter?

This will never make Evangelical MAGAS question his faith. He was lying through his teeth as usual.

Forgive them father for they do not know what they do.

@enzoarayamorales7220

25 күн бұрын

Yeah he doesn’t

@robotmerger

25 күн бұрын

sky daddy can’t hear you

@5XEwgf

3 күн бұрын

Luke 23:34, If I had to pick one favorite bible verse, I'd pick that one probably