went on a date with a man who said he could control the weather, but that he didn't anymore because he was humble...I pretended my phone rang and walked home with the keys between my fingers, like a paranoid Wolverine

@als2480

4 жыл бұрын

Just moved to a big city and my father in law/best friend gave me TWO things of mase. Ones my key chain ones on my purse.

@AwakenedSouls

4 жыл бұрын

What if he could really do it tho 🤔😂😂

@firghteningtruth7173

4 жыл бұрын

@@AwakenedSouls Exactly, Id be so curious. How did you not explore this further for the troll value, at least? Shame.

@5gfriesyourbrain563

4 жыл бұрын

I mean he probly was working for the goverment since they can control the cycle of the weather.

@skidwardshlongington8025

4 жыл бұрын

How dare you assume he is crazy

You do hear crazy man stories they’re just called something like True Crime documentaries

@jacobs2099

4 жыл бұрын

Crazy men become serial killers lol 😔

@lalawilkins6122

4 жыл бұрын

Bailey Butler That Part!

@KERYNN007

4 жыл бұрын

TRUE

@Cchen-ec9tk

4 жыл бұрын

@@jacobs2099 I swear that's from a bit

@Scrubjay457

4 жыл бұрын

P

"...and my father was there. I did not see him, but I knew he was there." 🤣

@MrDemonWorm

3 жыл бұрын

The weird part is that it makes sense.

@ariyanavict0ria

3 жыл бұрын

This made sense to me and I have no idea how it did🤣😭

@lordbeerus7103

3 жыл бұрын

I read it perfectly as he was saying this. What a coincidence

@qwertycvbn2247

2 жыл бұрын

"... Watch your ass!" 😂

@icantthinkofanything798

2 жыл бұрын

This happens to me ALL the time. I'm with one of two other people in my dream but at least one of them I don't see at ALL, they don't do anything, I am just vaguely aware of their existence

The moment he said “why don’t girls have crazy boyfriend stories” I immediately went “because there dead”

@lilenwasnothere6867

3 жыл бұрын

it's crazy how most people probably thought he was going to say that and we were right

@windwaker105

2 жыл бұрын

*They’re

@covarksigma1113

2 жыл бұрын

@@windwaker105 bruh nobody cares about grammar except for you

@Kay-winters

2 жыл бұрын

I saw this on Pinterest and immediately came to find it on KZread

@StarmenRock

2 жыл бұрын

@@covarksigma1113 good luck getting important people's respect thinking like such a bitch

"my father was there, I did not see him but I knew he was there" 😂😂😂

@kxmode

5 жыл бұрын

You better watch yourself! :P

@gadget6597

5 жыл бұрын

so he witnessed a talented rapper do talented stand up comedy... congratulate him

@ohmyjuliettt

5 жыл бұрын

Simba?? Is that you?😂

@kenziii5973

5 жыл бұрын

Me After every dream 🤣🤣😂

@Kristine_202

5 жыл бұрын

Dreams are weird, but I love that we all have them and can totally relate. If someone had never had a dream, they'd think we were all really crazy. Like, "What does that even mean?!"

"Because if you got a crazy man, you gonna die." The line was kinda funny in context but you can see in his EYES that he's serving the tea

@typicalbrew90

5 жыл бұрын

What do you mean by 'serving the tea'?

@edwardscissorhands2910

5 жыл бұрын

@@typicalbrew90 it just means telling gossip

@eboniescott542

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaha. SIPPING THIS GUD AZZ TEA

@robindro1961

5 жыл бұрын

The thing is, if you select a random man and a random woman from the population, the chance of the man being the more aggressive one is 60/40. But if you look at let's say the 100 most aggressive people from your area they're almost exclusively men. So Donald has a point, in the extremes men are more likely to be pathological, look at the imprisonment rate for example

@mnmnnm586

5 жыл бұрын

Also, that a lot of what he said would be viewed as abusive if done by a man.

"Remember Charlie? He was so crazy, used to... shoot my dog!" Lmao DEAD

@awatkins5185

3 жыл бұрын

Just like the dog.

@ThatSwitchBlade

3 жыл бұрын

@@awatkins5185 and the feeling in Ms. Made Up Lady’s legs

@ghostenthusiast7792

3 жыл бұрын

Ye the first time , but he kept shooting

@honeybeerose4108

3 жыл бұрын

@@ghostenthusiast7792 then I moved to Florida

@j_fenrir

3 жыл бұрын

@@honeybeerose4108 and then he found me... so now im in this wheelchair!

Every man a crazy woman story, every woman has a 'nice guy' story

@74artgrrl

3 жыл бұрын

Every woman has a “violent guy who put his hands on my throat” story too.

@74artgrrl

3 жыл бұрын

Or used his body/bulk to block me from leaving after he cornered me type of guy.

@indicaap0ppin662

3 жыл бұрын

Every woman has a “guy that won’t take no” story. 🥴

@burcuterzioglu4778

3 жыл бұрын

@Teller of unfortunate Truths good for you

@mylesmwalkerjr

3 жыл бұрын

Bitch being crazy has nothing to do with being a nice guy thats why there are so many assholes now.

"Sometimes, when you look at someone with rose-colored glasses, red flags just look like flags." Wanda Pierce, "BoJack Horseman"

@Lindalindali

5 жыл бұрын

That's deep.

@kristinpierce5844

4 жыл бұрын

that's a good one

@lewjones3

4 жыл бұрын

I loved that when I first seen that on that show.. that show had really insightful moments in it

@alexjanae4995

4 жыл бұрын

My favorite part of BoJack

@notrickc-1379

4 жыл бұрын

Is the person you’re looking at wearing the glasses or are you?

This dude would be a good actor. He should be on some ensamble show about a group of misfit adults in community college.

@dabear386

4 жыл бұрын

Ha just talking about that

@bryler5399

4 жыл бұрын

This dude would be a good writer, you should post more shitty comments.

@withalittlehelpfrom3

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t know, man... I see him more writing for an autobiographical show about working on SNL. Maybe he’d make a couple cameo appearances with a few lines here and there. And then, maybe he’ll go on to become more famous than anybody starring on that show!

@birdenarchives6634

4 жыл бұрын

man you're gonna love what I'm about to tell you

@harleymusicofficial3709

4 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for someone to say it

We don’t hear crazy man stories because we call those “crime documentaries” while we call crazy women stories “comedy”.

@mysteryname6792

3 жыл бұрын

Kudos to him for making crazy man stories into comedy.

@bignasty6395

Жыл бұрын

Well that's cause men's suffering is seen as comical to society.

@icingcake

Жыл бұрын

True crime lol seriously 😂

@nishikaprasad8139

Жыл бұрын

or maybe… because crazy men are gonna kidnap you and murder you crazy and crazy women are jealousy crazy lol

@josephhelms2362

Жыл бұрын

@@nishikaprasad8139 Well that's a weird way to look at extremes. What about all the crazy men that are just jealousy crazy and all the crazy women who cut their partners' penises off, for example? There are a surprising number of them. Looking at two VERY specific instances of crazy men and crazy women to make crazy men seem worse is a critical fallacy.

The way he inconspicuously picked up the chair after his first freakout to throw it over again in the next bit

@fernandotrevinocastro1018

9 ай бұрын

I was expecting a third at that point

This guy low-key looks like Childish Gambino

@keemstarkreamstar7069

5 жыл бұрын

Kodi -E Woosh

@jackiehughes414gpg

4 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing 🤔🤔😏

@lanarays4284

4 жыл бұрын

nah this guy is definitely not him

@raiquabazabe615

4 жыл бұрын

Kodi -E bruh ur dumb

@stebolotty43

4 жыл бұрын

Really😪

It’s not fair 😭 how dare Donald Glover be a good musician, actor, comedian, AND attractive??

@Ari_princess21

4 жыл бұрын

I dont agree with attractive but he definitely talented

@montiigo

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ari_princess21 he's actually really attractive with more hair and facial hair

@Ari_princess21

4 жыл бұрын

@@montiigo I've see him now he's just not my cup of tea he is handsome i guess just not my type lol

@montiigo

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ari_princess21 that's ok, he's not my type at all either lol. i still think he's fairly attractive

@salvador3828

4 жыл бұрын

Hes a good musician and actor but idk about comedian its kind of cringey to me atleast

We call Crazy Man stories "most of human history"

@giuliamonteiro8214

3 жыл бұрын

Damn.

@hellontherockswithatwist2748

3 жыл бұрын

Your profile pic makes this so much better.

@kenseihaup

3 жыл бұрын

Remember every war? Wow, times are wild man.

@nckhed

3 жыл бұрын

@Pablo Asrin He was also Jewish. Why would a Jew claim to be a "Christian" and "exterminate" his own race? Doesn't make any sense.

@avateraangshoe5025

3 жыл бұрын

@Pablo Asrin isn't Judaism a religion?

4:12 i love how gently he knocked over the stool

@treasuresquad

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@RiZeLegiT

3 жыл бұрын

and then went back to pick it up before continuing 😂

"if you got a crazy boyfriend, you gon' *die* " - Donald Glover

@arnavrawat9864

4 жыл бұрын

*daa

@elkornu8

4 жыл бұрын

Facts!!!!!!!!!

@shizukagozen777

4 жыл бұрын

@@arnavrawat9864 😹😹😹😹

@Toneill029

3 жыл бұрын

It’s true though.

@AnonymousSploof

3 жыл бұрын

I survived mine somehow

the sheer amount of laughter that happened after he said "you gonna die" is actually chilling

@raesmith2164

3 жыл бұрын

Originally, I saw the quote on Pinterest and came here expecting a shocked silence. It felt strange to hear the eruption of laughter.

@liatus1146

3 жыл бұрын

Like the end of Master of puppets

@yaaaaasfire9621

3 жыл бұрын

That's how they cope *laughing* IT'S FUNNY COS IT'S TRUE

@LillyOkCool

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed bc I’ve been in a scary relationship with a toxic (“crazy”) guy before and it’s pretty much true. Barely got out of that one. Cant speak for everyone but I laughed bc humor about trauma I experienced is how I cope. It’s not for everyone n that’s ok 💖

@alenciaga21

3 жыл бұрын

@@LillyOkCool hope you are doing better and meeting the right Guy

"I did not see him, but I knew he was there" slays me every time.

This man is a genius. He can literally put social criticism in anything and make you love it.

Donald glover's fierce woman eyes are soo intense lol

@maxjung9479

6 жыл бұрын

tru dat edit: not the emoji clusterfuck

@jam3sh0

6 жыл бұрын

*crazy* woman eyes

@cme2158

6 жыл бұрын

I absolutely love Donald Glover as an entertainer. He’s fortunate enough to have ALL kinds of talent.

@saraidavila6820

6 жыл бұрын

He nailed it

@danthesaucegodgaming8423

6 жыл бұрын

Chloe Young I

“....then I moved to Florida......he FOUND meee.....now I’m in this wheelchair” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 I actually died!!!!!

@funnylittlecreature

5 жыл бұрын

When's the funeral

@cl759

4 жыл бұрын

@@TerranceMann i died too💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️ boo👻👻👻👻

@anythingbutmyrealname

4 жыл бұрын

Poor made up lady

@dongusyt6834

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like you had a crazy boyfriend

@adriel.4887

4 жыл бұрын

not only you

People will say a woman's crazy when she gets upset in any capacity, including when any sane person would be. People won't notice a man is crazy until he's actually killed someone, because being angry and violent is seen as a default for them.

@lyncr.7670

3 жыл бұрын

This should be one of the top comments. 100% correct.

@kitteneyejo

3 жыл бұрын

this exactly

@THOMAS2910able

3 жыл бұрын

Because men are far more based in rationality than woman, I mean take the joke that he stated before about blaming him for something that happened in her dream.

@dbsmic5709

3 жыл бұрын

Ok liberal

@tavrosnitram1529

3 жыл бұрын

@@THOMAS2910able ok boomer

you stepped on my foot and you ain't say NOTHIN. his delivery of "nothin" kills me lmao

The spotlight guy needs a promotion

@12th.jahlil

5 жыл бұрын

Holy damn that dude mustve been focused as hell Master Moo

@CaliGramz

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao they only have one job....control the spotlight.

@MsKoKo151

5 жыл бұрын

LPX7129ER LMAO!!!!

@lessglare

5 жыл бұрын

@@CaliGramz whats wrong with praising someone doing his/her job really well?

@CaliGramz

5 жыл бұрын

@@lessglare never said anything was wrong with praising a job well done. It was merely a joke at best. And didn't think you could get promoted in lighting. He or she does a better job than I can do.

Because crazy man is not a politically correct term. So we use the phrase Florida man instead

@eliasmg9144

4 жыл бұрын

True, true

@potofgoldseeker4248

4 жыл бұрын

Touche' my man

@ChikoMontez

4 жыл бұрын

"Florida man eats two crocodiles on IG live"

@bleachigo990

4 жыл бұрын

What is wrong with Florida? It’s like they live in a different dimension. XD

@georgecampbell3687

4 жыл бұрын

Darius was trying to tell us

Principal: We are going to have a fire drill in two minutes School: This is America

This dude can rap, sing, do comedy, do acting. Talented AF

@Tooeazyplayitback

Жыл бұрын

Bro I can do dat too

This guy is multi talented

@sulthonalaufa3882

5 жыл бұрын

@ohsevenone he's a singer rapper actor a director also u know it comedian

@vaicozvat5206

5 жыл бұрын

@ohsevenone dude every coment i read there you're

@savagetuner2404

5 жыл бұрын

BigBoi 101 being one doesn’t make him talented. Andrew Jackson was a president. Doesn’t mean he was a good one though. Killed thousands of Indians.

@eternalmetro

5 жыл бұрын

SAVAGE TUNER His music and acting careers landed him multiple awards, those being an emmy and a grammy, his prowess as a director and film producer has been praised by many critics, especially for his show that not only is the creative director of but he also STARS in, Atlanta. His creativity shows no bounds in his music videos, especially in his "Because the Internet" album where the songs were originally supposed to be set up to be part of a screenplay. All of those examples are barely scratching the surface, these are basic facts. To say he's not "good enough" is a blatant insult.

@savagetuner2404

5 жыл бұрын

noodlepapi yes, not good enough is a blatant insult. Sorry for hurting the feelings of your holy god. Honestly, I think critics are trash. Whatever they get paid the most to watch, they like the most. And Glover got his music award after claiming that the awards were racist for not having enough “colored nominees”. Ironically, he wasn’t even nominated. Then, at random, he receives best rap song and album of the YEAR. They sent him an apology. Why? Because they felt bad that he had to blackmail them to get a trophy that doesn’t mean anything. The system is rigged, and regardless of the opinions of “eXpErts”, I still say he’s not that great. Not saying he’s talentless, just that he gets WAY too much attention.

“You don’t hear many “crazy boyfriend” stories because some of the women don’t live to tell them” Wonderful statement. Glad he understands.

@blue_bunnycat

5 жыл бұрын

I lived

@nico-ke1nn

5 жыл бұрын

Destiny Cauthon Wow Well I’m sorry you had to go through anything that could’ve threatened your life

@blue_bunnycat

5 жыл бұрын

@@nico-ke1nn Its fine. I'm used to it.

@nico-ke1nn

5 жыл бұрын

Destiny Cauthon Wow that’s depressing Best wishesu

@citrusblast4372

5 жыл бұрын

Or what men consider crazy isnt crazy to women lol

This dude would make a great Star Wars character.

@enzodeganiarantes2968

3 жыл бұрын

@OrcaBob 27 Idk if you got wooooshed or I got wooooshed

@fishecllub3652

3 жыл бұрын

@@enzodeganiarantes2968 he played lando i believe at some point

@greedokenobi3855

2 жыл бұрын

@@fishecllub3652 Oh wow, what a coincidence -_-

I have a crazy ex-boyfriend story. We went to the same high school and once I broke up with him I started hearing rumors about me being spread that I had AIDS. I didn’t know where it came from until one of my guy friends told me my ex-boyfriend started the rumors. I couldn’t get a date for one year, until I changed schools.

4:15 I've never seen anyone topple a stool with such intensity yet so gingerly

He could be the new voice of donkey if Shrek was ever remade

@DanielGonzalezC

4 жыл бұрын

Yo Eddie Murphy still kickin tho

@masonbishop1152

4 жыл бұрын

U made me realize he's the Eddie Murphy of this generation

@honeybeehomicide6760

3 жыл бұрын

@@DanielGonzalezC he gave up bc he was tired of being in "mediocre" movies

@love55ickbeat5

3 жыл бұрын

@@honeybeehomicide6760 Dolomite brought him back doe lol

@claudiazaracho4441

3 жыл бұрын

True

We don’t have crazy man stories. We have harassment stories

My husband totally had a dream where I cheated on him and woke up with a legit attitude with me. He didnt say anything until I asked "Babe you okay?" He finally told me and I laughed. Not at him but at myself because I can remember having that same kind of dream about him and getting mad at him about it. It was pretty funny to both of us

We have crazy men stories as well but if we tell them we hear “it’s not that bad” or if he’s stalking you is just “he’s so romantic” so .... this comedy stand up is really on point. That’s really what happen

@Meninadocabeloazul

4 жыл бұрын

h z Brazil

@sylph8005

4 жыл бұрын

@h z No? It's creepy if either does it.

@jamessawyer9816

4 жыл бұрын

h z yeah that’s exactly what I was thinking 😂

@chrispham4347

4 жыл бұрын

In movies like "The Notebook" it's "romantic" for the man to stalk and keep going after the girl, even after she repeatedly rejects him. Ughhhh

@Chillerll

4 жыл бұрын

@@chrispham4347 That's why I hate romantic movies.

is no one gonna say how he looks so young

@matthewyodice1837

5 жыл бұрын

Pixel i mean he was like 28 at this time

@davidabuashvili3158

5 жыл бұрын

still without beard he looks younger

@blackberry-green

5 жыл бұрын

guess you could say he looks childish

@matthewyodice1837

5 жыл бұрын

garlic bread child like

@blackberry-green

5 жыл бұрын

Matthew Yodice woooosh

Before even watching this clip, the answer is "Because the girlfriends and wives of crazy men are dead." Edit: Yup.

“Mr. Brown browned his pants!” Help I’m wheezing so hard-

He’s a comedian too. Damn this dude is a hustler.

@4DeMS

6 жыл бұрын

Daniel DeJesus "comedian"

@RustinChole

5 жыл бұрын

And an Emmy winning director. I don’t understand how he finds the time.

@jessegro4

5 жыл бұрын

Andrew yeah I agree....”comedian”. Love the dude. His acting and his music, but the stand up needs a ton of work

@megabugginout

5 жыл бұрын

Daniel DeJesus in

@drarry3459

5 жыл бұрын

More like goat

“It wasn’t even dark it was like 2 PM” literallyyyy😂😂

@f4td0gg14

6 жыл бұрын

Pearl Moonga MEMORIEEESSS~~

@Ranodeep014

6 жыл бұрын

lmao im from india and i was thinking maybe americans have night school or something so a black out is scary then he said that

@iamsaki

6 жыл бұрын

I stepped on a Lego at 3am once. And I woke up the whole neighborhood. And no one helped me. And I was screaming for a whole minute.

@MiyokuNakili

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@chinegal

5 жыл бұрын

That part had me 😭

I was just watching adventure time and this was recommended to me and I was like “ooo he sounds like marshal lee” damn I’m hella slow

This guy's voice is very audible, he should be a musician

“Donald Glover is trending. Lets reupload his stand up from years ago so we can get in on that.”

@ollyinhd5081

6 жыл бұрын

This was uploaded before This Is America. Unless for some reason he was trending before that...

@SyncJr

6 жыл бұрын

Oliver He was. The new solo movie.

@ollyinhd5081

6 жыл бұрын

SyncJr Oh that's right, yeah. Thanks for the info 👌

@jess_bounce

6 жыл бұрын

SyncJr but Comedy Central gave him a platform back then before he was trending. Don’t they get some credit for recognizing his talent before others did? Or at the very least, shouldn’t they be allowed to reupload the standup special they provided to him?

@islandbwoy90

6 жыл бұрын

dont hate the player hate the game

Dude so true. My ex husband threw a tomahawk at my back as I was leaving the room during an argument. Glad he missed.

@skylofth4506

4 жыл бұрын

That sounds extremely scary.. if its a true story I hope that you’ve managed to start over somewhere safe

@_shaggy_tm5372

4 жыл бұрын

I like to throw tomohawks

@ridiculousvic5448

4 жыл бұрын

Well, as long as it’s not at other people, that’s pretty good for you.

@cyancyborg1477

4 жыл бұрын

Damn he's right, crazy ex boyfriend stories are never fun.

@blackinese1207

3 жыл бұрын

Girl what?!?

I know several crazy guy stories. Just for them it’s seen as “masculine”

@stop--

2 жыл бұрын

True. When my bros do something "crazy", the family laughs because "lul, boi funnee". When they express any strong emotion, the family thinks they're "being weird". The stereotypes really be doing everyone a disservice out here.

this guy seems like he would do really well on a slept on show, but only for 5 seasons.

@yaboi3912

3 жыл бұрын

Jose Tovar don’t forget a movie!!

@piffba

3 жыл бұрын

The show would probably be six seasons, but the fourth one would be so bad nobody acknowledged it

@james-cw1hm

2 жыл бұрын

@@piffba he wasn’t in season 6

@piffba

2 жыл бұрын

@@james-cw1hm I know, but the show itself would be six seasons

@james-cw1hm

2 жыл бұрын

@@piffba they were saying that donald would do really good on the show, only for 5 seasons, I think??

Stepped on my foot and u ain't say NUFFIN.

@saijenkins3416

6 жыл бұрын

Thurgood Jenkins ha😃

@twinblade6

6 жыл бұрын

Watch yo ass!

@PromiseImBad

6 жыл бұрын

When he said that I died 😂😂😂

@travisburton1842

6 жыл бұрын

i got the strap

He looks super young. His face is like baby smooth.

@StoicaVladIoan

6 жыл бұрын

I think this is old. Just saw him in Spiderman where he looks mid 30s.

@OlyaCruise

6 жыл бұрын

that's why he grew beard

@hadir45able

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah.. and for some reason it was released at May 3rd 2018.

@MusiqSista

6 жыл бұрын

Lionhearted626 hence d name childish gambino!

@armandoestrada5663

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah I think this is from like 2009

his “angry” face is amazing

You know the guy who becomes the "crazy boyfriend" is the one who started out by believing that women get to express their emotions, and men don't. And he decided that anger and rage are the most worthy of emotions to express, and that THAT was the way to express his emotions once and for all. 🙃

But you do hear crazy man stories all the time- on the news.

@lullabydellaselva

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that's the point, the women don't get to tell the stories because they most likely are killed or abused into silence and trauma

@lullabydellaselva

5 жыл бұрын

@John Something I never denied that there are crazy and abusive women. But the reality is that there are far more abusive male ex stories which end up in violence, sometimes even death, rather than stories about female exes being violent to that point... Of course, society thinks that men can't get abused or are "pussies" if they speak up about being harmed by a woman, and that's fucked up but it also is caused by the very toxic ideas that lead to some men thinking they have to be violent in order to be "manly".... The number of women killed by their partner is horrendously high.... Not saying men don't get abused or killed by their female partner but it happens much less and it's usually less violent in that sense, which is the point Donald was trying to make.

@lullabydellaselva

5 жыл бұрын

@John Something Where did you get that statistic from? Because the percentage I have found on plenty of studies on the matter go beyond that... And they also point out how often women are abused and killed by their partners whereas whereas men get indeed murdered but usually by men... So I don't know where you got that 1/3 stat from..... But then again, it's not the point this video is trying to make....

@k.k.7797

5 жыл бұрын

Alacard0malley I think a lot of “crazy man” stories aren’t told bc they really aren’t funny to hear and just makes people feel bad/awkward for the person telling the story

@sirshrooma

5 жыл бұрын

Johnny boy, you are clearly very vexed by the current state of our social climate these days and the impression that you give is that men are severely disadvantaged. Ignoring the truth is not going to make gender issues disappear, that fact is in this particular situation (extreme violence in relationships) men are statistically more often the culprit of such acts than the victims. Since you brought up statistics feel free to look at any on the NCADV organization website, and try not to cherry pick them like you already have.

My ex-boyfriend was crazy, now he has a record, because I called the cops on his crazy ass, left town before he made bail, and moved a thousand miles. YaY me! 😎💪🏻

@revolvertaco7493

4 жыл бұрын

Dont let him find you!!

@MaggieTheCat01

4 жыл бұрын

You shouldn’t have to move. It’s a shame you were forced to.

@TM-tl6do

4 жыл бұрын

Good on you for getting out, sucks you had to move

@Tao-fp3yr

4 жыл бұрын

@Marvin Bennett gay dudes date crazy dudes too I guess.

@gregsoon521

4 жыл бұрын

If I could move, out of my town. Do you think my ex, would hunt me down? Oh cause you know I'd move a thousand miles if I could never.. see.. you... Again. Do do do do do do do do.

His corny yet confident attitude is adorable.

yup, i've gone out with crazy guys, but the stories are scary and depressing so i don't tell them. also i'm embarrassed that i didn't get out sooner but those dudes do a real number on your confidence.

@bruhman5829

2 жыл бұрын

i hope u are doing better now

This guy can sing his ass off and act and is funny

@dayoldeggplant

6 жыл бұрын

robert griffin don't forget he can rap too

@DynamicAllstarDuo

6 жыл бұрын

Triple threat

@lockupcrookeddrumpf2226

6 жыл бұрын

NOPE

@kratos1019

6 жыл бұрын

This clown is part of the problem that is patriarchy. This is why the #MeToo movement must be stronger than ever. #fuckmen #radicalfeminist.

@kourii

6 жыл бұрын

+Kratos101 just when I think I've seen the weirdest and dumbest trolls

his outfit is something a cartoon character would wear

@boomidctv6017

6 жыл бұрын

Luna Delight lol no

@4DeMS

6 жыл бұрын

So does your haircut

@sable857

5 жыл бұрын

Andrew that doesnt make sense?????

@4DeMS

5 жыл бұрын

Junkadelic I guess not to an idiot no

@duochirkznemesisiv8394

5 жыл бұрын

Andrew damn smartass, gahshshaha

Is it just me, or is it hilarious that he threw the chair down, then picked it up just to throw it back down again

The fact that when he knocked down the chair he set it down nicely 😂😂🤣🤣

My crazy man story is I had this guy who threatened all my male friends to the point of me leaving the state!! So fun!!

@no3namesalike

4 жыл бұрын

My crazy man story is that I didn't feel safe until we lived on different continents--and then I immediately felt bad for the local women in his new home country. It's a fucking laugh riot up in here! (Hope you're doing ok and feel safe now.)

@neilyworm

4 жыл бұрын

@@no3namesalike i hope you're ok too!! I'm doing much better, thank you for your concern

@cletoreese3655

3 жыл бұрын

My crazy man story is my father whom I never want to get in touch with ever. He loves throwing stuff at my mother and when he found out I was gay every day is an ass whooping.

@showoofity50

3 жыл бұрын

My crazy man story some shmuck ripped out my grandmas bean plants cuz he thought jack and the bean stock would happen again, the shmuck was me, thanks for your time

@eddie8409

3 жыл бұрын

@OrcaBob 27 You realize people are telling their actual stories right? The point isn't that women aren't crazy it's that men are too.

The "hand is bigger than your face" joke brought back MEMORIES

@LiverpoolRealm

6 жыл бұрын

u had a unfunny childhood. I'm sorry for you

@StonerDuude420

6 жыл бұрын

Mihai Cadar *an

@stephanieann6622

6 жыл бұрын

I caught very quick but my older brother didn't completely. I just had to change the reason as to why he put his hand up to his face and it worked like a charm lol. The first kid that commented may not old enough. Back then it was big. But anytime after the late 90s it stopped being so big.

@LiverpoolRealm

6 жыл бұрын

In my country kids like 10 yrs old and younger still do this.

@smilxy2879

6 жыл бұрын

Forever young How? He's the straightest man in the galaxy.

This guy his funny he should be a world renowned music artist, director, actor, stand up comedian, writer, singer, and producer

His thing about the schools power going out is perfectly accurate. Everyone starts screaming but it’s sunny and there’s lots of windows.

This guy sang "This is America"

@Flvtchrr

6 жыл бұрын

AdemolaVictorTv don't catch you slipping up

@smokn1482

6 жыл бұрын

AdemolaVictorTv What?! I never knew it was him!

@damiansconberg4715

6 жыл бұрын

AdemolaVictorTv a garbage song

@QuestionableLogic_

6 жыл бұрын

Sarcastic Squash Yeah but the meaning was gold.

@jukozai

6 жыл бұрын

AdemolaVictorTv bruh I've seen you from another comment lol

“Mr brown browned his pants” LMAOO

@GeneralSorrow

4 жыл бұрын

That cracked me up! (Pun not originally intended, but it works. Oh no, another pun not intended.)

@BOUNDLE55

3 жыл бұрын

Butt cracked me up

Insanely talented individual. It’s truly a blessing to have grown up with his work across tv/film and music throughout my life.

2:01 Why you gotta call me out like that tho😢

I THOUGHT HIM AND CHILDISH GAMBINO WERE DIFFERENT PEOPLE BRUH THIS GUY DOES COMEDY, ACTS, AND MAKES DOPE MUSIC

@FilMyWatchlist

4 жыл бұрын

And writes and directs!

@dk14929

4 жыл бұрын

He makes great sushi too

@Skenjbear

4 жыл бұрын

@@FilMyWatchlist and produces

@finlynham5841

3 жыл бұрын

Donald Glover: probably better at your job than you are

@pumpkicheeks3292

3 жыл бұрын

Also teaches karate

3:12 “then I moved to Florida and he found me *happiest face ever* AND NOW IM IN THIS WHEELCHAIR!!” 😂😂

He's so creative, he should make a song with 50+ easter eggs and subliminal messages in the video

@dawnatilla2469

2 жыл бұрын

I've seen the subliminal but tell me about these easter eggs!

This man, I love this man with my entire heart and I’ve never met the guy.

2:28 "If you have a crazy boyfriend you gonna die" 😂😂😂😂

@jesuschrist6579

6 жыл бұрын

Max Power Are your feelings hurt 😞

@jesuschrist6579

6 жыл бұрын

Max Power Lmao nah stop being weak Take a joke

@jesuschrist6579

6 жыл бұрын

Max Power 1. Yes you’re weak How am I️ weak by being willingly crucified?? Most ppl find that strong. And my dad didn’t betray me ppl did. Being betrayed isn’t weak either but alright. Also shut your sensitive self up. I️ wasn’t saying you’re weak bc you’re a dude I️ was saying you’re weak bc you’re hating on this dude bc of your own personal problems. If a girl got offended at the part where he was talking abt how women were irrational then she weak too. If youre really gonna try to take this outside of the joke look up domestic violence statistics on both sides and then come back to me. I’m not saying girls don’t domestically abuse ppl I’m saying you don’t need to take your problems out on this dude. I️ get Annoyed when ppl get triggered from a joke If the joke hit a sore spot then you could just you know leave without making a comment I️t really isn’t my fault that you took my comment as saying men need to be strong bc I️ def did not say anything abt your gender honey Also “bigoted”? Don’t make me laugh. Unlike you I️ don’t pay attention to race or gender when picking comedians or artists I️ like. Bo Burnham and John Mulaney are 2 of my fav comedians Guess what they are? And I’m not commenting bc you’re not praising this dude. I’m commenting bc you’re taking a joke too personally. What you’re saying has nothing to do with his work I️t has to do with your personal problems and that really has no place in commenting abt his stuff. He can’t control what goes on in your life so like idk why you felt the needed to get super offended but ok

@jesuschrist6579

6 жыл бұрын

Max Power Also you CAN say stuff abt I️t and you can do stuff abt I️t too IN REAL LIFE But if you came on the internet expecting sympathy or something I’ve got news for you

@jesuschrist6579

6 жыл бұрын

Seymour Shaft Lmaoo you’re basically saying “anecdotal evidence over actual evidence” which is the basis of a logical fallacy And I’m rlly not acting “macho” or whatever you want to call I️t And Idk what you think this is but I️m not some Daniel Glover fangirl He said all that stuff wow that sucks I️ will, however, say something when you attack a joke for no (logical) reason

*Donald Gambino: **_Jack of All Trades, Master of Everything_*

@user-nj1zu2nf1x

4 жыл бұрын

Um no

@anythingbutmyrealname

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-nj1zu2nf1x um ues

@user-nj1zu2nf1x

4 жыл бұрын

The saying is "master of none", and it applies perfect Donald Glover .. a catchy song or 2 and comedy set with 1-2 that made me lol. This is your "master of everything"? Lol Watch more comedy, listen to more music... You'll figure it out eventually

@anythingbutmyrealname

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-nj1zu2nf1x agreed nobody's perfect but Awaken, my love is killer

@animetherapy2796

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-nj1zu2nf1x I take it you've listened to 2 of his songs and have only seen this clip?

Why do you think girls love true crime shows? We're studying in wait for a psychopath to come in our lives

"when you got a crazy boyfriend, you gon die" I CHOKED ON MY MILKTEA😂😂💀

@LordOfTheeWorld

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

Can I get his skincare routine? Damn

@Kit.E.Katz45

6 жыл бұрын

Laura Baskett Melanin❤

@Kit.E.Katz45

6 жыл бұрын

js S But if you have it then you're special! ❤😊

@imranvp

6 жыл бұрын

I don't think you understand show-business if you think that skin on stage is natural.

@courtneyclark286

6 жыл бұрын

js S yes, so true, we all have a form of melanin to keep the sun from turning us to ash lol But there are different forms of melanin; it's super interesting actually. But certain demographics have MORE and different melanin, which does in turn provide us with more natural barrier from the sun. But EVERYBODY needs sunscreen people. We may age slower, and we may take longer to burn, but NO HUMAN IS IMMUNE TO SKIN CANCER. #cancerunitesusall lol but true

@JanderVK

6 жыл бұрын

^Common sense. Be proud to be black, but bullshit like that is nonsense. No one takes that ish seriously.

Wish he did another special

@nullakjg767

6 жыл бұрын

Hes not really a good writer so he cant unless someone writes it for him.

@JazzyAnasazi

6 жыл бұрын

I think it's because he writes all the time for all sorts of shit, he raps, he acts, he does stand up, don't you think someone doing all that ought to be a good writer?

@huizjemusic5997

6 жыл бұрын

null akjg lol

@nullakjg767

6 жыл бұрын

He doesny really do anything well. Jack of all trades master of none.

@brycejunco

6 жыл бұрын

null akjg he master at making music lol he makes dope music.

1:02 when one of the school gang bullies just hates you for no reason

The way he knocked over the stool then picked it up just to knock it over again 😂 excellent bit

4:29 I didn't even know real human beings could run like that.

@wonderingheights

6 жыл бұрын

Symon my favorite part! Looks like a crab or alien

@afunnyman

6 жыл бұрын

bean

@zdubbs7609

6 жыл бұрын

Symon It’s amazing lmaooo

@deliutza1001

6 жыл бұрын

Its been 10 minutes and i haven't stopped laughing

@lildaynga06

6 жыл бұрын

it's funnier at 1.5x the speed

His hi pitched scream is so weirdly satisfying

@savagetuner2404

5 жыл бұрын

Clayton Humphrey what. That’s the most juvenile thing you could possibly do. Hell, babies do that. Toddlers yell and the others giggle, then start yelling too. Theory confirmed, you’re immature.

@joshhale9355

5 жыл бұрын

It’s so natural it’s almost unsettling. One of the best manic screams I’ve heard.

@joshhale9355

5 жыл бұрын

SAVAGE TUNER it’s really not that deep

@someoneonthesideline2422

5 жыл бұрын

Also his jumps were so smooth it was also kinda satisfying

@wvu05

5 жыл бұрын

If you think that's good, watch him crying in Community.

every once in a while, I come back to this video for a good belly laugh and it never fails to give me that. 😂😂

the descriptions are great. “upon further reflection he’s figured it out”

It's hard to believe this is the rapper Childish Gambino. It is right?

@Arkatox

5 жыл бұрын

I mean they do look a lot alike.

@mnie7890

5 жыл бұрын

@@Arkatox hahahahhaaaaa :ddddd

@elizabethterlinden3078

5 жыл бұрын

Yup. It's just another case of a performer with multiple personas, like Beyonce/Sasha Fierce or Eminem/Slim Shady

@___t4zdinero

5 жыл бұрын

@@elizabethterlinden3078 basically. in cases like this though its more so the artist/performer utilizes their secondary talents and attaches it/makes it flourish using there real name while having a llc or copyrighted (performing artist) Name on content that is outside of the original genre. Sasha fierce is like an alter ego pseudonym for Beyoncé seeing as she doesn't actually perform using the name. same with Eminem but, its more of an AKA type of thing. Sasha fierce was first presented I believe as an artist caveat to gain more sales and open the eyes of fans to "the other side" of her. While Slim is literally just his nick name. Donald Glover is Childish Gambino's ACTUAL name that he uses on his Screen Work. He just made room for himself in the industry by promoting his Visual Artwork and entertainment via HIS REAL NAME because lets be honest who is expecting or following CG for comedy and TV airtime; it actually brings him more fans when people see him in this light because you've got people like Cynthia {"It's hard to believe this is the rapper Childish Gambino. It is right?"} who are caught off guard but are interested to see more. THEN the find out about his music and the cycle just continues vice versa.

@kaedasonata4432

5 жыл бұрын

I knew him as Donald Glover first, saw he was Childish Gambino after and I thought" And he can make music?!" *pours salt on younger generation*

Amongst other things, the world's greatest Donald.

@damon19751

6 жыл бұрын

insomniacfolder what about Donald Duck?

@DeathlyTired

6 жыл бұрын

+damon19751 Duck don't wear no pants, but wears the top half of a sailors outfit and a bow-tie? Nuh-uh!

@badascan8910

6 жыл бұрын

insomniacfolder he too ticc for pants #thiccboy

@Turk_2023

6 жыл бұрын

Nah that`s Trump, Then Don(ovan) Mitchell, Don Meredith, Don Cowboy Ceronne, then Don Johnson, Don Cheadle, Donald Sterling (his racist tape was very entertaining for 2 weeks), Don Rickles, Don Fry, Donovan Mcnabb, Donald Sutherland....Now we can give Glover a spot.

@DeathlyTired

6 жыл бұрын

+ Bill & Bill`s Gentlemans Club Donalds only, no contractions, no variations: all but two of your list are ineligible. I ahd to disqualify Mr. Trump, too, as he seems unsure as to hs own name - is it John Barron, David Dennison, John Miller? Who knows? We'll stick to bona fide Donalds' The correct order is Glover, Fagen, Faison, and the Donald from the song, 'Donald Where's Yer Troosers'. Thank you for playing.

bro how is it that this man had high rated netflix comedy specials, was a beloved actor, and made platinum and critically acclaimed rap albums and tracks, this man really tried everything and was elite at it

4:20 Lmfaoo I use to loose it in the dark in school 😂

Donald Glover would be the perfect dungeon master. Or bard

@CB-ke5xx

4 жыл бұрын

Have you seen the episode of Community where they play dnd? Highly recommend

@spartan1010101

4 жыл бұрын

Clayton Brown Hector the Well Endowed

@Truther2001

4 жыл бұрын

@Jordan Hingoo Why was Shakespeare not allowed into the bar?

@waspoppin4784

4 жыл бұрын

Gavin Fitzsimons Y

@Truther2001

4 жыл бұрын

@@waspoppin4784 bcoz he was (a) bard!

This just in, Donald Glover is coming for your job because he's most likely better then you at it.

@beep8752

4 жыл бұрын

*than

@Normalizethis

4 жыл бұрын

You only speak for yourself, cupcake.

@beth9138

4 жыл бұрын

He can have it

@BlueonGoldZ

4 жыл бұрын

He's certainly not coming for any REAL comedian's jobs. His comedy is trash.

@beth9138

4 жыл бұрын

@@BlueonGoldZ why are you here then???

Its all coming with me!!! 🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂

This never gets old😂😂

Drop your skin care routine son

@canogaparque818

5 жыл бұрын

?

@katelynnehansen8115

5 жыл бұрын

Canoga Parque 818 she is saying he looks crazy young haha

@HN-kr1nf

5 жыл бұрын

HYOYEON STAN

@bflecherspeakingfromthehea7257

5 жыл бұрын

I'm hyoyeon' s bitch too

@chocolatecharley99

5 жыл бұрын

@@katelynnehansen8115 Then that's a compliment 😂 He has sexy skin

I've never realized how long Donald Glover's legs are

@agentsquid9079

5 жыл бұрын

It's not like he's 6 feet. He's 5'9"

@returnoftheredeye

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe his legs aren't long. Maybe your eyes are just short.

@agentsquid9079

5 жыл бұрын

returnoftheredeye So basically his eyes are where his nose should be?

@jakwolfe3025

5 жыл бұрын

@@agentsquid9079 some ppl have longer legs tho you could be the same height as someone else and have longer arms or legs

The way he throws that chair so respectfully. Glover is such a great comedian

“Oh right, if ya have crazy boyfriend... You’re gonna die!” I almost laughed so hard I died

I almost die one day in 2nd grade when my teacher mispronounced a funny word twice. She even allowed me and my friend to go for a walk to calm down. Therefore, I think seeing the face of God after a teachers' fart seems like an extremely accurate description.

@betravia

5 жыл бұрын

excuse me?

@TheLastBOOMBOX

5 жыл бұрын

What does it mean

@danibunny1005

5 жыл бұрын

.....did u have a stroke

@hillary4372

5 жыл бұрын

how do you guys not understand what he's talking about hahaha

@ladygreenwithenvy

5 жыл бұрын

@ohsevenone How about you chill out? I don't if you've noticed, but the person said it was in _second grade._ A very young age where anyone found anything funny. Instead of telling people to end themselves, how about you just stay quiet. Be ashamed of yourself, do you have any idea how harmful those words are? What if the person really did do that? Would you still say that?

For the dream part, there's actually a scientific reason for it. Brains have a hard time differentiating dream emotions and awake emotions. Most people let go of the emotions after reasoning them out. I imagine the people who stay mad at their partners are probably a little insecure about something in the relationship and either don't know how or don't want to properly communicate it.

@John-kk8gi

2 жыл бұрын

100% and also maybe that mild schizophrenia comment is true too.

@BambiLena666

2 жыл бұрын

Sometimes i have hyper realistic dreams, it doesnt happen often, like a few times a year. After that it can take me a minute to fully wake up and really understand what happened, and if the dream really sticks into my mind it can make me feel uneasy for days around a subject or a person. Im fully aware it was a dream, Im fully aware I feel that way because of a dream, but the feeling still shows up. It can be both good and bad tbh. Like one time I had this really colorful and vivid dream that ended with some song and colorful rain and I went back to that feeling good moment for days after when ever something reminded me of it. I also once dreamed of the world ending via meteor storm and took me a few minutes to stop being confused about waking up in my room when none of this should exist anymore. Following days I would get that weird sinking feeling everytime something triggered the memory of the dream. Our brains can be aholes.

@paninilena

10 ай бұрын

I dreamt of a second woman because there was a second woman. It is funny and sounds mad, but often a certain kind of dream (not with infertility only but with many things) are kind of lucid and go along with a calm and certain intuition. I asked my boyfriend but he denied. Two Months later I found out. 😢

@samg6940

9 ай бұрын

I think a lot of it comes down to belief in superstition too. I'm not sure why (maybe something to do with emotions being dismissed in men and encouraged in women), but women tend to believe in things like horoscopes/astral projection/psychics a lot more than men do, so it makes sense that somebody who believes in that stuff would carry their dreams into reality more than someone who sees dreams as more of a random projection of whatever thought floats through your head.

@paninilena

9 ай бұрын

@@samg6940 I See your point. But intuition and superstition are very different. One is calm and clear and the other activated and anxious. It is said that women have a natural path to knowing. Men know because of logic. Women know by knowing. And then there is no explanation why. That is intuition. Men have it, too. My husband had it. (He died) My father had it. And there is a whole practice on lucid dreaming in the wise traditions of our world. (e.g, Dream Yoga in India and Tibet, among native people in US and Latin America, ..) But there is a very fine line between intuition and suspicion and it takes lessons of life to learn to distinguish it. So there are indeed mad and crazy influences, too, to that topic.

The Mr. Brown farting bit had me in tears 😂😂😂😂

The sheer and absolute rage in his eyes when he puts the mic away in the first stories is a sight to behold