-We've found a tumor it's the size of a grape -Thank God -I didn't finish 😂😂😂

@ver0nicaaa.a

3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t finish *in snape’s style*

@Aconitums_Poisoned_Art

3 жыл бұрын

It was the size of a grapefruit....

@nidalmohammad189

3 жыл бұрын

@@donnahouseholder5686 was it your brain

@orangecat9559

3 жыл бұрын

@@donnahouseholder5686 huh how odd, i used to have one of em antelope up in my rectum too when i was working at a farm

@adzlyfe8592

3 жыл бұрын

Thats what she said

'Are you excited?' 'I am excited' 'You don't look excited' 'I-I am exci-' 'SCREAM' ' *WOOO* ' 😂😂👌🏽

@christianstachl

3 жыл бұрын

This can be really annoying when you're not the type who immediately jumps around and screams at the slightest excitement. Or when you're having fun but your facial expression is still normal etc etc 😅

@edwardmena5065

3 жыл бұрын

Hello how are you

@AM-ss6pd

3 жыл бұрын

@@christianstachl me all the time lol

@adityasingh3331

3 жыл бұрын

We deserved a beewoop

@theeternal6890

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO GAGA

I laughed WAY too hard at that last one. Boobs: “Let’s kill her” 😂😂

@n_c_bulletjournal4190

2 жыл бұрын

Omg that’s me but with dysphoria 😂

@lilmissfireball

2 жыл бұрын

I need to start being nicer to mine... I see this has a real possibility in my future!

@sharonrocks6502

2 жыл бұрын

Tig is so funny

@brittneyallen9450

2 жыл бұрын

Literally same lol!

@nmg6248

2 жыл бұрын

I thought she was gonna say “ you know what, we’re outta here!” 😆

Owning it. Yup, my dad had breast cancer, it's pretty damned rare in men. He ended up after surgery joining a survivor group and spent the time offering to show the ladies his if they showed him theirs. He was 75. To be clear this was his sense of humour.

@donnaleeah5075

2 жыл бұрын

Lolol okay I laughed to hard at this. My Dad would if said the same thing,,,

@asym52

2 жыл бұрын

I don't recognize the name, but sure. Son.

@penname8441

Жыл бұрын

+

@froggosouls3558

Жыл бұрын

There were several hospitals around breast cancer awareness month about a decade back that were giving free check ups and for whatever reason my uncle's father (who is unrelated to me) wanted to get a check up as he was feeling sickly as if he was drunk all the time even though he was sober for several years. He got denied several times because there were some idiots who thought it'd be funny to get free breast check ups and instead suggested for him to take a prostate exam if he were that worried (which he already had one around that time.) When he finally got to a doctor who took him seriously they found that he indeed had breast cancer. He died some time later because it ended up being late stage. Before he died I overheard a joke he had, "At least they can say titties killed me, but hopefully they leave out whose."

@silvarace

11 ай бұрын

theres a whole arc on a TV show called archer about the titular (male) character getting breast cancer, its pretty great

I love that he holds the iPad just like an excited kid showing something to a grown up 🤣🤣

@sanjappapar7202

3 жыл бұрын

OMG I totally see it!!! 😂😂😂

@febbyvumango4415

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah 😀😀😀

@Hydro_homie

3 жыл бұрын

@Vishal Mishra um set it down? Are you incapable of using your brain?

@Hydro_homie

3 жыл бұрын

@Vishal Mishra ah yes because doctors don’t know how to sit 😂 there are a lot of ways to do this. Call it rude all you want doesn’t make you guys any less stupid

@Hydro_homie

3 жыл бұрын

@Vishal Mishra so I can comprehend 😂 you’re the one who said how are they going to watch the same thing so I think that shows that you have the pea sized brain bud 🎉

that john mulaney special was freaking hilarious, that dude is a riot i swear

@jeremythomas4744

3 жыл бұрын

iM sOoRy

@rachelconsoli8428

3 жыл бұрын

omg right?! the thumbnail tricked me because that skit SLAYS me and I wanted more of their reactions!

@USRM1810

3 жыл бұрын

@Manjunatha S shut up

@thefloridaredneck

3 жыл бұрын

I lied...to get drugs....you know...like a crime hahaha

@catlinkerswell3696

3 жыл бұрын

Whats the special called?

The best part about mulaneys bit is that he actually lied to the doctor and made up the complaint of "frequent urination" so that he could get in to ask about a XANAX prescription!! And ended up getting a rectal exam and blood work! 😂😂

@beanieguitarguy4070

11 ай бұрын

He didn’t even get his Xanax prescription, either. 😭

@jamesmcinnis208

7 ай бұрын

"actually"

As an animal science major, I can confirm that comparing things to food also runs in the nonhuman medical world lol Can't count how many times we've been looking at nematodes and heard my teach say "hey, looks like cup noodle!"

@awright119021

Жыл бұрын

My tumor was pretty big and the surgeon struggled to tell me how big it was after he got it out. He finally spit out "it's basically the size of a human head" 😳😂 now when people ask how my surgery went, I just tell them they found a human head in my ribcage 🤣

Probably the funniest experience I had in a doctors was right before a surgery. The surgeon had some super depressing song on in the background singing about how were all going to die and he just goes “whoopsie, probably not the best song to have on right now” and that’s all I can remember before the surgery.

@RippleSora

3 жыл бұрын

PFFF- I SHOULDN'T LAUGH BUT OH MY GOODNESS xD

@rhov-anion

3 жыл бұрын

My husband's mom is a nurse and has stories of the music some of the surgeons like, from death metal to profanity heavy rap to extremely depressing songs that will give you an existential crisis.

@gibgabs2899

3 жыл бұрын

If I ever get surgery I want them to play some killer edgy song so in my drugged brain I’ll just be like “this. If this is how I go, I accept it”

@TsunayoshiSawada469

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@noesunyoutuber7680

3 жыл бұрын

@@gibgabs2899 "I always knew I was going to die listening to Slipknot, I just didn't think it would be like this."

Doctor Mike was very smart putting John Mulaney in the thumbnail. I clicked so fast.

@azulBjort_1406

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed 😂😂

@BallisticDamage

3 жыл бұрын

Me too hahaha

@kameapeterman679

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly. I see Mulaney, I click

@jkhaski5195

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

@strawberryskittle

3 жыл бұрын

Same!!!!

I laughed so hard at the fruit one. My first ovarian cyst was a grapefruit. My second one was a grape. I had kidney stones the size of salt (yeah, I know not fruit but still edible) and I had stones the size of raisins. It's all food lol

@awright119021

Жыл бұрын

Would've preferred fruit to what my doctor said. The size of a human head was extremely horrifying 😂

@mollusckscramp4124

6 ай бұрын

That all sounds extremely painful, hope you're doing better now!

My favorite pre-surgery moment was right before I got my wisdom teeth removed. The anesthesia was hitting and I turned to the nurse and said, "Well, if I die, at least I'll leave this world like I came into it: naked and crying."

@MaraMara89

Жыл бұрын

why would you be naked during wisdom teeth removal??

@alexnovak2669

11 ай бұрын

Why were you naked? That sounds like a fun dentist.

@lxmesoda

3 ай бұрын

​@@alexnovak2669ayo 💀

“That’s a strong sphincter” “Well he was a strong man.” 😂

@manonthemoon997

3 жыл бұрын

This part 😂😂😂😂😂

@aror6480

2 жыл бұрын

I wanted to listen to more sphinter stories

@ft.jackjimmy7282

2 жыл бұрын

I didn’t know there was twisting involved either

@HebrewsElevenTwentyFive

2 жыл бұрын

@Repent to Jesus Christ Repent to Jesus Christ Amen 🙏🏾

@urmum2612

2 жыл бұрын

@Repent to Jesus Christ Repent to Jesus Christ whoooooooo caareess

The guy is an engineer AND a doctor Every Indian Parents' dream child

@Jasmine_Sangma

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahaha....True!

@saiquatabassum6321

2 жыл бұрын

@Google is Facism with that username, I'm not surprised.

@bleachdrinker69

2 жыл бұрын

*your lmao

@SalilRawatSaxena

2 жыл бұрын

@@bleachdrinker69 no actually you're is correct

@ZarChasmOfficial

2 жыл бұрын

@Google is Facism It took you a week to finish? Nice bait Google

I recently had a surgical procedure done - hysterectomy - and went for my 4 week check up (it was technically one day shy of 5 wks). I was upset when the OB/GYN told me I had to wait the full 10 weeks before engaging in adult activities. I’m thinking he had to be kidding because they told me during aftercare in the hospital that I only needed to wait 4-6 weeks..no one said anything about 10 weeks. I got home and told my mom, who helped me after the surgery, that the doctor peeked “up there”, saw his shadow, and declared another 5 weeks of winter. No Spring Fling for me!

we need more with Dr. Espina, he seems like this cool doctor you just hope you get when you're in for an exam.

“I once broke my doctors finger during a prostate exam” is probably the worlds best Grindr pitch. That dude would get a lot of attention

@ttp513

2 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: his profile says power top....

@ireallyreallyhategoogle

2 жыл бұрын

I dunno, the guys might be worried he'd do the same to their dicks.

@ShadowManceri

2 жыл бұрын

Well I don't know. Unless you have very loving relationship with a nutcracker.

@SisterMaryTatas

2 жыл бұрын

Some guys LIKE a lot of pressure! ( . . . jussayin' )

@IceCapCarnivore

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the tip

"Docter how big is the tumor" "It's the size of an Orange" "Oh- How big is an orange" "Figure it out yourself"

@bearsbeetsbattlestargalactica8

3 жыл бұрын

Where was this joke from? Also I dont really get it. Why does this person not know how big an orange is and why did the dr tell them to figure it out themselves?

@blackboardblueberry3982

3 жыл бұрын

@@bearsbeetsbattlestargalactica8 Oranges have a huge sizes range. So it could be fairly small or pretty big.

@gewgulkansuhckitt9086

3 жыл бұрын

Patient: "That's terrible!" Doctor: "Orange you glad I didn't say 'grapefruit'?"

@jeremywhistler2850

3 жыл бұрын

This is when the doctor brings out a pumpkin.

@wolfiestar5185

3 жыл бұрын

*Brings out watermelon* Looks like that, uh.. thing.

He has such senior doctor vibes with his I've seen it all reactions, respect! I am in my fifth year at practice, third year as a family medic and his tactics of handling patients are actually very relatable.

Tig's set where she shares his diagnosis is so genius and so brave. She was nominated for an Emmy for it.

When I was giving birth, felt like my son was going to come out of my butt and I start to tell the nurse, “I’m in a lot of pain!!”and she tells me, “no no, ma’am what you’re experiencing is pressure.”

@RippleSora

3 жыл бұрын

*bruh*

@Johnged15

3 жыл бұрын

Oh God. You must have freaked out. I would.

@jeremywhistler2850

3 жыл бұрын

When I was born the anesthesia didn't work and my mother tried to tell them she could feel them cutting her open (Cesarean section) and the doctor said "No no, you can't feel that" and she started screaming so they put her to sleep. That's why she was asleep when I was born and then woke up and had to still wait to see me. I was 2 hours old when my mother held me for the first time.

@_evelyn_reyes_

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeremywhistler2850 I kept telling them ma’am the epidural isn’t working I feel just tingles and I was still able to completely move my feet and feel everything 💔 she was like wow you can still move your feet? And I was like, am I not supposed to? And they gave it to me again but it was too late it was time to push. I felt almost everything

@_evelyn_reyes_

3 жыл бұрын

@@Johnged15 yes I was and they wouldn’t let me move. I was 20 when I had my first born but I looked younger so I think that’s why they acted like I had an “oopsy” when I reality I got married young to my boyfriend of 7 years. Lol went to the same hospital because I was in love with my OBGYN. For my second and last baby and I was 25 and they treated me differently. It was a much more pleasant experience and also because I spoke up for myself. I knew what to expect and how I wanted to be treated

I could watch this for hours.

@DeeEllEff

3 жыл бұрын

Me too. And there wasn’t a single one they both didn’t find at least *slightly* humorous 😂

@carolineswitzenberg3307

3 жыл бұрын

So would I love watching Dr.Mike

@boquan3250

3 жыл бұрын

As a doctor that may be bad for you

@lexymartin6841

3 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@steveomanmvp5176

3 жыл бұрын

"Me looking for comments saying this needs to be longer. And finding a more positive comments to back." 👌

When a doctor looks up something in front of me, during an appointment, it typically increases my trust in them.

@singingwolf8997

2 жыл бұрын

It takes a humble person to honestly say "I don't know". Having a doctor be willing to openly admit they don't have all the answers shows you that they're honest and trustworthy, because they're ready to go that extra mile to figure out what's wrong.

@DissociatedWomenIncorporated

2 жыл бұрын

@@singingwolf8997 exactly. Nobody could just memorise all the medical knowledge in the world. Their capacity to research and understand it is far more important than how much of it they remember on the spot.

@infernaltrys

8 ай бұрын

​@@singingwolf8997my GP does this, which is why I love her. She'd go "my opinion is this, but I'd like to make sure before treating you so I'll refer you to X, I'll meet you as soon as they send me the results/diagnostic

0:35 when I heard his voice,I could only think about Barry from the Bee Movie 😂 ( And yes,I am aware that he is the VA for him.)

That whole pressure joke is true. They be like, you're gonna feel a little pressure, then they push the needle in............na fam that's pain.

@Luubelaar

3 жыл бұрын

They tell you it's pressure when you're in labour. LOL. Yeah that's pressure, in the same way a Cat5 hurricane is "a bit windy".

@pinstripesuitandheels

3 жыл бұрын

Here they always say "you will feel a bit uncomfortable". Listen, Doc, removing those tampons from my nose after surgery wasn't "a bit uncomfortable", it was bloody awful!

@Panda72021

3 жыл бұрын

Or "little prick" and "this might sting a little". There's a reason needles make me nervous...and it isn't "pressure".

@amandasaint8513

3 жыл бұрын

I don't believe in lying to patients. I say "This is gonna burn like fire for two minutes, then you're gonna start to feel better."

@michaelfan90

3 жыл бұрын

@@amandasaint8513 you're a real one cause I hate when they try to water it down.

The john mulaney bit is so much more funny when you know he was lying to get xanax

@eruphin3601

3 жыл бұрын

@@solaris53 "...you know, like a crime"

@commonsense31

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly, I had hoped the entire clip was here.

@azraelii

2 жыл бұрын

@@commonsense31 well I mean the clip is like ten minutes long

@sillylilguy201

2 жыл бұрын

you know... *like a crime*

@allyrose6437

2 жыл бұрын

@Loïs Arends exactly!!! So he left! He got his things and he left!

I adore the vibe Dr Espina has, he looks like the physician all kids and anxious patients need.

This guy impresses me. I am an engineering student now it's rough out here. I couldn't imagine getting through school just to go back for something just as or more complex. But it's super cool he went down the biomedical route and became a doctor himself, way to relate to your work. I would like to get into medical devices with my EE degree later on.

@vancedadder

Жыл бұрын

Did you manage to get into the medical field then?

A part of my soul died when Doctor Mike mentioned the razor-edged speculum 😨😨

@HeritageDrPepper

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, if I ever see doctors *not* checking the speculum, now, I'm going to flip.

@pipinanaC8

2 жыл бұрын

@@HeritageDrPepper I'm definitely going to start doing the same lol its been months and I'm still horrified by this thought 😳😂

@amandavierling6305

2 жыл бұрын

That was a terrifying thought. Now I'm going to be questioning my doctor if I ever see a plastic one.

@lydiah12

2 жыл бұрын

I know what you mean. Didn't expect to be reintroduced to my fear of going to the gynecologist today, but here we are.

@gennybaratta2460

2 жыл бұрын

I stg my vagina and cervix shriveled up

Dr. Luis: you’re in deep trouble if we’re in grapefruit land Wanda: a grapefruit He just KNEW

@HL-hr4ox

3 жыл бұрын

Lol Wanda just knew!

0:23 doctor AND engineer?! He's the dream of Asian parents.

@rishabharya3329

Жыл бұрын

My parents want to adopt him fr...🤕

@La_aJ

9 ай бұрын

As an Asian, I can confirm this. 🤒

My new favorite quote from a medical professional “you’re in trouble if we’re in grapefruit land”

Dr Luis Espina in a video !!!! INSTANT LIKE!! Love to see him back on the channel!!

@dzalbs_

3 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@kerryperryman3025

3 жыл бұрын

Yes he seems like a very genuine and caring person

@11223344556677884007

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

I had a doctor say, “this is going to hurt.” I said “ok”. He said, “no. You need to know this. It’s really going to hurt.” The nurse asked me “would you like a towel to bite on?” Me: 😳😣😳

@Orichal264

3 жыл бұрын

what was this for?

@talos111

3 жыл бұрын

I wanna know too.

@mistylee717

3 жыл бұрын

@@Orichal264 2:19

@kimberlyh.1090

3 жыл бұрын

​@@mistylee717 Nah, they mean was it for examining a broken arm, a procedure you were awake for with a topical anesthetic, etc.?

@mistylee717

3 жыл бұрын

@@kimberlyh.1090 Ok well let’s just say they had to inject lidocaine it the single most sensitive part of the body.

I remember i was at the ER for extreme pain in my side, and they told me it was a gal bladder infection and had to be removed. They sent an ambulance to take me to the hospital so they could do the surgery, and about 10 minutes before it showed, they gave me pain meds. I remember sitting in the ambulance with the paramedic and talking with her, and then i thought the conversation had come to a lull. But when the ambulance finally pulled up at the hospital, the paramedic goes, "you must really like to sing" and my brain just shut down. Like... Whaaat? 😶

@mythicsb5170

7 ай бұрын

A A yzyz😊😊😅😅😊😊😅

@mythicsb5170

7 ай бұрын

a a 😊**person

@mythicsb5170

7 ай бұрын

😅😊

"I peed 11 times a day" from John Mulaney in Dr. Mike's video thumbnail. I can't stop laughing with that line. 😂🤣😆

“Let’s kill her” got me the most.

@WickedPhase

3 жыл бұрын

Same lmao

@JohnArden4444

3 жыл бұрын

I know hahahahah

@JazzmineM

3 жыл бұрын

Same. I think some the best comedy comes from an inner darkness. ContraPoints has a whole video on this

@gideonmorgan9132

3 жыл бұрын

Yes! I love Tig Notaro!

@artstsym

3 жыл бұрын

I had a punchline lined up but that blew it out of the water.

"Let's kill her." absolutely ended me. XD I was already sitting down, but if I had been standing I probably would have had to take a seat cause I laughed so much I got dizzy. 😆

@karrie5196

2 жыл бұрын

Love Tig!!

@ThatSoddingGamer

2 жыл бұрын

@@karrie5196 Tig isn't my faavourite comic, but she definitely has her moments.

I agree, there's nothing I want more in a doctor than a healthy amount of curiosity and willingness to admit they don't know something. I have a rare metabolic disorder and I always interview a potential new GP before committing. If they haven't researched my disorder between visits, there won't be any other visits.

Can we get a part 2 with the same guest? You guys have great chemistry!

I'd rather have the doctor look things up than just go "Huh, that's weird" and then it remains a mystery to everyone involved.

@ariannasantina

3 жыл бұрын

I've been told "hmm... ive never seen this before in someone your age" ..... like... ok..... thats super comforting. O_o.

@-desertpackrat

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, there's a lot of that where they just say they don't kow or refer you to someone else. Like there's a computer right there, you don't have files or reports or any reference material? Doctors are supposed to be constantly studying even after school in order to stay on top of their field and changes in progress.

@kaseywood8173

3 жыл бұрын

Not funny when you've had doctors basically do that lol

@walklikearobot

3 жыл бұрын

@@-desertpackrat I've had one doctor that listened to my symptoms and said "Yeah, no, I've never heard of that happening," and dismissed me, and I've had another doctor that listened to me (on an unrelated visit) and then said, "You know that reminds me of... hold on," and then she sat at the computer and started googling something, then was like "yes that one" and turned the monitor towards me so I could see what she was looking up

@ShoulderMonster

3 жыл бұрын

I really wish my doctors would just admit they don't know everything, and even offer to research it further for a follow-up... I even pointed one to a pubmed article about a study on people who reacted badly to a medicine I was reacting badly to, and all she had to say was, "It's safe. Maybe follow your dermatologist's advice and double the dose." Like, I _know_ it's safe, that I won't die from it. But if it's making me feel like tearing my skin off from so much pain, maybe at least there's an alternative?? (Which, after getting another doctor to refer me to an alergist, there was. No unwanted reactions whatsoever...)

Dr Espina is so wholesome. By far my favorite guest. He radiates so much warmth, it's incredible.

@aeydra

3 жыл бұрын

And I really enjoyed his simple, concise explanations 👍

Way to make me even more terrified of pap smears than I already was 😅😭🤦🏼‍♀️

Doctors: “we found a tumor that’s the size of a grape-“ Patient: “oh thank goodness” Doctors: “… fruit” Patient: *visible internal screaming*

You guys really need to react to the entire John Mulaney bit. It’s comedy gold. I would happily watch you two do medical comedy reactions for hours.

@ariefiantojoewono4748

3 жыл бұрын

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@longlivethebook5877

3 жыл бұрын

They neeed to. I'd love to watch that!

@mirion2500

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, yes, yes we need that

“Your tumor is the size of a cherry-“ “Oh no” “-pit” “Oh thank god” “No, the size of a cherry pit heating pad”

@kbuilds4216

3 жыл бұрын

"Oh my gosh..." Doctor: you have plenty of time left! "How much?" Doc: "10" "what?!" Doc: "9..."

@anodosarcade7355

3 жыл бұрын

Wtf is THAT?

@Mar-hq9bm

3 жыл бұрын

This is soooo messed up but soooo funny😭😭

@1nzagh1

2 жыл бұрын

@@kbuilds4216 "8" "OH HELL-"

@jamessavoury6940

2 жыл бұрын

@@1nzagh1 "7.." "WAIT-"

Love seeing George Carlin up there

I would love more of this!!! This is so ding-dang funny. I laugh, I learn and I love the comedy lol

“You must wait in the waiting room, there’s no avoiding it, it’s the name of the room” Covid has added a third waiting room- the car

@MrPAULONEAL

2 жыл бұрын

That's actually the first waiting room...

@ireallyreallyhategoogle

2 жыл бұрын

The pre-waiting room.

Patient: "Doctor, i want a vasectomy" Doctor: "Are you sure? Have you talked to your family first?" Patient: "I did, and we had a vote between me, my wife and my kids, and it came out to 14 for and only one against!"

@joss5582

3 жыл бұрын

sheez

@sleepyninjarin7971

3 жыл бұрын

It was a joke

@skynet0912

3 жыл бұрын

@Commodore X r/Wooosh

@lambsauce8031

3 жыл бұрын

@Commodore X r/woooosh

@squngy0

3 жыл бұрын

@Commodore X It is definitely possible to have more than 1 every 2 years, especially if some of them are twins (or more). It would be hell on the mother though.

PLEASE MORE of this! Pleeeeeaaase I beg you! I laughed so hard at your reactions. Was having such a hard & painful night and now the only thing hurting is from the laughter. You happy brain chemicals.

Tig is seriously a legend. The set she did the day she got her diagnosis is really amazing.

I physically flinched when he told that story about the jagged speculum, I’ve never heard anything more terrifying 😭😭😭

@Dontreply39573

3 жыл бұрын

Same. I came to comments expecting to see more women saying the same thing. I know what I will be asking my doctors to check before ever pap smear from here on out.

@karianderson3736

3 жыл бұрын

Right?? I had to pause the video and just...sit with that awhile. Horrifying!

@kstreet

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it made me shudder. Dr. Mike, please try not to repeat that story to anyone with a vagina, cause it might scare them away from gyno visits! (So glad you were diligent enough to check the tools, though!)

@janayab8568

3 жыл бұрын

RIGHT! I’m like new fear unlocked

@anineejersbo1815

3 жыл бұрын

same! honestly who just drops that anecdote and leaves it there???

I'm Canadian, but I live in Switzerland. The biggest difference at the dr here is the exam room usually is the office. There is no separate room. And I find the drs here have no issues pulling out a book or looking online to check things. I feel like there is more transparency and I feel like going to the dr is more of a collaboration here.

@KallieExperiments

3 жыл бұрын

Wow! That'd be awesome!

@Kiki-cs8xv

3 жыл бұрын

Same in New Zealand. If you go in for anything weird, they'll just Google it right in front of you and tell you what Google says. 😂

@Mama_Bear524

3 жыл бұрын

That’s how my (Canadian) doctor won me over: he took out his book and looked it up. No other doc did that. Also had an amazing pharmacist who said “I’m going to go home and look that up then let you know”. Awesome

@emagnusson6479

3 жыл бұрын

Same in Sweden.

@christianstachl

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mama_Bear524 Happened to me with my doctor here in Germany who once said "Honestly, i don't know that, but i can recommend someone who does.", also my dentist when we talked about bamboo-toothbrushes. He said "I'm pretty sure they're not good for you, i will look it up and tell you the next time you're here." This is so much more sympathetic than finding out you're doctor just lied, which i also experienced in the past.

My little brother went through an obsession with the bee movie when he was two and I mean like watching several times a day on repeat for months and now I can't hear Jerry Seinfeld's voice without picturing an animated bee in my head.

I had a doctor stick something up me to look around when blood kept coming out. It wasn't the worst experience, but he pulled out like a pensioner reverses into traffic. That startled me.

Hearing the story about the jagged speculum I’ve never crossed my legs harder in my life.

@packerkats7578

3 жыл бұрын

OMG SAME. I had no idea that was even a thing-as if I needed another reason to get anxiety about going to the GYN.

@tricdaddy316

3 жыл бұрын

What would even cause a jagged speculum? I mean aren’t those things machine made to be as smooth as possible

@AquamarineDust

3 жыл бұрын

@@tricdaddy316 maybe the sander/buffer wasn't calibrated correctly so it missed the edge

@tricdaddy316

3 жыл бұрын

@@AquamarineDust true

@val.teacup

3 жыл бұрын

True horror story!

The ENTIRE video should've been the John Mulaney clip 😂 that story is an absolutely WILD ride

@justalexc4626

3 жыл бұрын

He's the reason why I clicked. Lol. And they need to see the whole bit.

@nicolew6904

3 жыл бұрын

I NEVER want a 'Spider-Man' caliber nurse. Lol.

It was a lot of fun to see you guys cracking up! Do more like this

That first laugh was so contagious I had to watch it over again

The pap smear story made me scream internally. That would have been a horrifying experience for everyone! 😳

@ireallyreallyhategoogle

2 жыл бұрын

My question is, what company makes those dangerous things.

@costley51

8 ай бұрын

I didn't even know to be afraid of that 😢

@mollusckscramp4124

6 ай бұрын

@@ireallyreallyhategoogle probably Johnson & Johnson lol

That last joke...she looked so serious and the punchline hit. I died.

Comedians turn their sad stories into funny stories and it is such an invaluable skill

Tog notarro’s stand up on her illness and moms death is legendary and hilarious. Completely impromptu. It’s just unbelievable and worth listening to

I had a drain tube in my chest and before the doctor was about to remove it he said, “I’ll give you a buck if you can describe this feeling, deal?” I agreed and suddenly he yanked it out and I made a similar noise to 5:44 with the wind knocked out of me. He smiled, said “they never can”, and continued patching me up.

@ellabillik749

3 жыл бұрын

As soon as i read this i knew it was mulaney

@johannasweet1120

2 жыл бұрын

omg. what did it feel like though

@davidvanwye8108

2 жыл бұрын

Let me guess, it felt like having the wind knocked out of you.

The "I'm becoming my father!" almost made me spit my beer out!

@elizabethpowers7540

6 ай бұрын

Going through it now - I seem to be becoming Jabba the Hutt; dad doesn't seem so bad.

Loved it! We need more like this it's so funny 🤣

5:45 the story from this point on had me in tears on the floor laughing😂

The only bone a doctor can’t usually find is the *funny bone.....* _But comedians find that bone easily._

@Tr1Dylan

3 жыл бұрын

Doctors joke about everything. Except for abortion Because it has no delivery

@rachelrachel4922

3 жыл бұрын

I find this humerus.

@selenajarv8763

3 жыл бұрын

Or BONEr

@mck138

3 жыл бұрын

Bah dum tss 🥁

@deadmanwalking6709

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tr1Dylan I see what you did there 😂😂😂

Tig Notaro did an entire comedy set album after her cancer breast cancer diagnosis that was raw, vulnerable, and hilarious. I've never really heard anything else like it.

@nicolew6904

3 жыл бұрын

Severely underrated set!

I don't know what terrifies me more: the thought of a pap smear with a speculum that is jagged on one side, or the thought of a pap smear from a very attractive male doctor

@AnnabellaRedwood

2 жыл бұрын

Try seeing a super attractive gyno..... that did my head in.

@ruisenor8993

2 жыл бұрын

OMG I hope he sees this because LMAO I was literally thinking the exact same thing. Sheesh, at least our erections are internal. 😅

@skippiijoy21

2 жыл бұрын

I think I'd die lol

I love Drs. They work so hard to keep us from losing our health and minds

The woman who talked about having cancer is Tig Notaro and she is very open about the struggles that she has faced and also her relationship with her significant other. There's a video documentary that shows her life outside of the the stage. She keeps going tho.

@sk22-12

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you! I was looking for her name ❤️

@crystald3655

2 жыл бұрын

She got a part on Star Trek discovery and was amazing.

@melanisticmandalorian8909

Жыл бұрын

No Moleste.

@siras174

Жыл бұрын

@@melanisticmandalorian8909 hands down one of my favourite jokes of hers

@DJJezzebella

11 ай бұрын

Oh my gawd! I just looked it up, she's alive and well and apparently doing stand-up next month in Irvine, Ca! Hey maybe I will get my chance to say my awkward thing to her after all! I'm at least gonna try to go to her gig!

The Pap Smear Story... *I CLENCHED SO HARD!!!!! ON BEHALF OF ALL WOMEN, THANK YOU FOR CHECKING MIKE!!!!*

@shadowsun5704

3 жыл бұрын

New fear acquired

@TheBlushersJournal

3 жыл бұрын

I need to go in soon. So this is freaking me ooooout.

@TheAngelofnv

3 жыл бұрын

As if having a vagina wasn't already terrifying enough😱😱😱

Wow, more of these please. Need this after a rough morning.

Loved this doctor and his laugh!! 😂🤣😂😆 Love you both......that was funny! Thanks! 😄💙🐬

I had a 6 hour oral surgery the other week. “You’ll probably wake up but all you’ll feel is pressure you’ll be fine” haha yeah pressure

@branfeather

3 жыл бұрын

'probably' wake up?

@AntonAdelson

3 жыл бұрын

I read it as "oral orgery" (facepalm)

Tig Notaro did a whole set about knowing that she had cancer. It's worth to watch/listen.

@emiliaholmberg3320

3 жыл бұрын

It sure is and the fact that she even takes her shirt of in the middle of her act makes it even better, because that shows that she's not affraid to put her self out there and even show other women in her situation that they're not alone in their experience

@YeeSoest

3 жыл бұрын

It's Tig Notaro! Of course it's worth watching, when all the great comedians and late night legends say she's amazing and enjoy every minute with her, maybe that's a dead giveaway one should watch her stuff ;)

@FirePheniex

3 жыл бұрын

Link?

@RLplusabunchofdumbnumbers

3 жыл бұрын

It's not just "knowing" - she was diagnosed literally the day before. The set is legendary. For those looking for it, she released it as a recording just called "Live". It was her set at Largo on August 3rd, 2012 (Tig has a monthly show called 'Tig Has Friends'). And it's not just the cancer diagnosis - the same year she was hospitalized for weeks for another medical issue, had her relationship end, and her mother died. That was the backdrop against which she got her diagnosis and then like 28 hours later went on stage to do the set.

@swelleen22

3 жыл бұрын

Tig is my type of humor. So good

Funny video. But I absolutely LOVE how Dr M explains the last woman “owning her experience and finding ways to cope” and that he wants to be better doing the same. He’s a good human.

4:47 🤣🤣I just love how enthusiastic that one guy about not washing his hands just so unexpected

That last joke killed me. The delivery was the killer.

My dentist said all I'd feel is PRESSURE while he yanked the hell out of my tooth. He literally put his foot on the seat for balance because the tooth wouldn't come out. I was in PAIN for two whole weeks

@WG55

3 жыл бұрын

I was told the same thing when I had a wisdom tooth removed. In that case, the dentist had his knee on my chest for leverage, and I was certain my jaw was going to be dislocated. "That's just pressure!" he said as I moaned in pain. There was a loud CRACK in my head, and then I heard a _ping_ against a wall. The dentist burst out laughing and said to his assistant, "Did you see that thing go?!" 😖

@AirQuotes

3 жыл бұрын

Same thing happened to me except my dentist couldn't get it out. He tried for over an hour. So the tooth is still in there 🤬

@mamatsupriyadi4507

3 жыл бұрын

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@SMya-xk3jr

3 жыл бұрын

Same!! The throbbing is a killer😩😩 and I had it done TWICE

@StevieMcKenna10

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah no yall need new dentists I'm srry but nope

Tig Notaro’s comedy post cancer and other life catastrophes is a must-hear. It’s hilarious but also super thought provoking and deep.

1:55 OMG I SEEN THAT BEFORE THATS A 1 HOUR COMEDY VIDEO!!!

“When was the last time you used a tongue depressor?” “Today” “Really???”

Best story I've heard about a prostate exam. The doctor was in the middle of the exam and he asked, "How're you doing?" The guy said, "I feel like if I open my mouth I could shake your hand." 🤣🤣

@femke3868

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 I laughed so hard at this

you 2 have got to do more co-op vids together ! both of you had me laughing so much ! and your friend even stole your ''beeuwoop'' hahahaha too perfect you guys,!

1:55 I used to watch the little animated Brian Reagan videos of his comedic standups and this brought me BACK

He knew what he was doing with the thumbnail. Once I saw John Mulaney I clicked immediately.

@That1AwkwardDude

2 жыл бұрын

Same! Lmao

@DarkAngel1117_

2 жыл бұрын

i relate almost too much to this

“You know what, let’s kill her” omggg 😂😂😂😂 she got me with that line

A lot of really great comedians here! Tig's joke got me the most, the delivery was so perfect.

I LOVE Tig Notaro! Everything she says is pure gold...

Honestly I'd love to see Dr. Mike's reaction to that whole John Mulaney bit 😂

@kellylyons1038

3 жыл бұрын

Same i need a video for just that bit

"You're in deep trouble if we're in grapefruit land" is being added to my crisis responses immediately.

More Dr. Espina on the channel. His laugh is contagious

I love Tig Notaro. She has such an awesome dry wit, and snarky attitude Honestly when she was in Army of the Dead, her character and the character Dieter were my two favorites

4:47 that scream was like 3 seconds too late and had my DYINNNN 🤣🤣🤣

@matthewboire6843

10 ай бұрын

Sounded like a goat XD

"They don't tell you what you're becoming"😂

this is hilarious you should do more of these in the future

Dude this was hilarious, do more of this.