Do Not Watch This Episode | The Yard
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This week, the boys talk about what would happen if they recorded a terrible episode, which pro-games match to professional sports, and how Ludwig and Slime had an argument over Valorant LIVE... (Episode 125)
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00:00:00 - intro
00:00:28 - kissinger pack
00:01:30 - welcome back to the yard
00:01:50 - morning podcasts
00:02:15 - ludwig doesn't want to play valorant with aiden
00:03:21 - our DnD session
00:04:19 - we had a fight
00:07:16 - the boosting allegations
00:09:03 - slime's calendar has been hacked
00:09:50 - QT's assistant is better at valorant than all of us
00:11:50 - slime & ludwig talk about their valorant match
00:13:20 - comms
00:15:15 - slime has been boxing
00:18:12 - each of our roles on the podcast
00:19:05 - slime's coach is just like him
00:21:05 - the boys yell at otto for a bit
00:21:50 - slime hasn't been taking care of his son
00:27:40 - g2 carlos
00:28:30 - Manscaped!
00:31:04 - the digiorno fleece
00:31:54 - we went on fear&
00:34:02 - what would happen if we recorded a terrible episode?
00:35:50 - podcast drafting season and swapping out podcast members
00:37:01 - 'the nick'
00:38:50 - COD brought back game chat
00:40:16 - crime or cringe?
00:45:20 - nick's result in the COD tournament
00:47:13 - 'inhuman reactions by aiden calvin'
00:48:11 - Factor!
00:50:13 - aiden got owned in a melee match
00:51:10 - slime went 0-2
00:52:25 - lethal company
00:53:49 - guy infiltrates a guild and gets them all killed...
00:56:14 - the yard plays lethal company
00:56:52 - who is the biggest guy you'd fight for your girlfriend?
01:01:07 - meundies!
01:03:39 - nick is addicted to COD
01:04:44 - ludwig nearly worked for CMG
01:06:45 - the streets are saying nicks team cheated
01:09:18 - nadeshots chat
01:09:59 - playing with scump
01:12:29 - COD players are the baseball players of esports
01:14:02 - matching esports to each sport
01:15:41 - biggest sports in the world
01:16:34 - babe ruth
01:18:20 - google sucks now
01:20:17 - mythbustrs hole
01:23:30 - how ludwig leaked slimes balls
01:30:58 - thanks for watching
The Yard is a show hosted by Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.
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bro. aiden in an older video talked about how crazy it was that henry kissinger was still alive AND SLIME DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHO HE WAS
@smokedpenguin367
6 ай бұрын
LMFAOOO i forgot about that that's hilarious
@idk-mg9rh
6 ай бұрын
he cant keep getting away with it
@mediumchicago_pizza
6 ай бұрын
hahahahahaha get owned slime
@SirGrimothy
6 ай бұрын
do you have the link?
@ricochico1144
6 ай бұрын
Slime is an unholy beast fed with the blood of humanity's lies
I was waiting for Nick to say “I’m Henry Kissing-girls” and I’m sad it didn’t happen
@chair6451
6 ай бұрын
Nah it’s Henry Kissin-her everyone know this
@thakillah301
6 ай бұрын
Call me Henry the way im Kissin-her big naturals
@thakillah301
6 ай бұрын
Babe Ruths
@DegenerateArtExpress
6 ай бұрын
@@thakillah301babe.. ruths...
@RyanWu_
6 ай бұрын
@@chair6451That’s the thing about Nick, he doesn’t subscribe to societal expectations. It’s that fucked up weird dark beautiful mind of his.
I'm so glad the yard boys agreed that incest is, in fact, a crime (and therefore cannot be cringe)
@dennis_s
6 ай бұрын
i dont...uhh...
1:19:30 my favorite yard bits are the ones where the joke is so good that aiden starts chuckling really hard to himself and occasionally tries to add something but he just can't get through it because of how funny he finds the concept
1:05:40 This was my favorite moment of the podcast. I *LOVE* when one of the guys says something that stops everyone else dead in their tracks. Pure Gold.
@Kingbimmy
6 ай бұрын
I was like 10 mins away from the timestamp, and I was eagerly waiting. Did NOT disappoint 🤣
@squillz8310
6 ай бұрын
@@Kingbimmy glad to hear lmfao. I love when that happens to me
It feels so surreal to see Nick escalate from making fun of Juvey to casually 3-0'ing Nadeshot in tournament
@antlerbraum2881
6 ай бұрын
I don’t know what any of these words mean, help
@frankpizza1596
6 ай бұрын
@@antlerbraum2881 bro doesnt speak video games
@girlfieri99
6 ай бұрын
@@frankpizza1596 or english apparently
@corrupteddaydreamer4685
6 ай бұрын
@@girlfieri99these words aren't in the Bible so
@antlerbraum2881
6 ай бұрын
@@girlfieri99 Bro if you showed someone who isn't a shut-in the word "nadeshot" they would have an aneurysm.
50:14 that’s me!! This crew is the reason I’m known in Smash ROFL ❤️🔥
@1flashfire
3 ай бұрын
Let's go firepuff 🔥
crazy how weve watched ludwig get a nicotine addiction in real time
@user-ku9xq1pt6l
6 ай бұрын
If you think that's crazy Google "big boobs"
@aidansmith22
6 ай бұрын
yup i’m adding him having a nicotine addiction to my Yard 2024 Bingo card
@fletcher8263
6 ай бұрын
yardigans if you are reading this ludwig will DIE in 2 days of nicotine. he has not stopped smoking a pack a day since france and he is RAPIDLY approaching death and once he passes the boys will harvest his charred lungs and eat it like fois gras
Its funny because they normally want us to watch the episode. The Yard raises the bar for comedy once again.
The reverse psychology really working on me
@TheLargestRat
6 ай бұрын
Same, I frame one clicked it
@damongreen5335
6 ай бұрын
yup same!
@xKrypto98x
6 ай бұрын
Not me :)
@austi
6 ай бұрын
yeah i be chainsmoking ciggies all day it's great
Hearing the announcers yell one of your friends names when it’s not him in a comp match is so damn funny to me
Them teasing dnd is killing me. I hope they do at least one video of them playing through a sesh
@heretic2486
6 ай бұрын
I need it now
@KrisMoody-wz8zl
6 ай бұрын
Agreed
@jenamm0
6 ай бұрын
are they gonna be on patreon only?
@Raven-ml2iz
6 ай бұрын
prob@@jenamm0
@Josh-jr5oi
6 ай бұрын
Ok I've heard it a few times, I was wondering if it was out yet
To all my fellow zoomers that might not know why Kissinger is probably the worst monster in recent history, look up Behind the Bastard's 6 part series on all the monstrous things Kissinger did in his life, you're going to think it's imposible for a person to deserve hell more than him and you'll realize that you're not even at episode 4.
@ianhi9572
6 ай бұрын
Sounds like a cool dude
@twentypence9163
6 ай бұрын
@@ianhi9572your pretty funny we should kiss ngl
@TearsOfThem
6 ай бұрын
@@ianhi9572cringe
@unleashtheox7106
6 ай бұрын
What a wild cross over having a combo of BTB and the Yard. Respect
@d0onut
6 ай бұрын
Btb on Slime
I love Aiden's "hmm?" everytime someone says something he doesn't want to acknowledge because I do the same thing when I say fucked up shit and someone calls me on it
Nick is the best sexist of all time.
@MrShinjiTabris
6 ай бұрын
he's so good at it
The “I need to get to DIAMOND in ONE HOUR or I KILL MYSELF” stream is gonna go crazy
the fear& bit is just so spot on
as someone who doesnt play valo or watch it usually i think the valo talk is fine, its pretty easy to grasp and as long as the convo hasnt been played out 100 times the vibes are still good
The Yard plays Lethal Company would kick ass
It’s our episode. We’re taking it back. The viewers will rise again.
I love it when Slime will rail on humanity except when it comes to playing competitive. Then he doesn’t want to chirp.
Havent watched any of the lethal streams but if it was with the boys id 100% watch
God I just want the D&D episodes already
@corcra_.
6 ай бұрын
Yeah did they say they streamed it??
@vesty00
6 ай бұрын
@@corcra_.I’m leaving a reply here in case you get an answer:)
@Gamer-bm5ye
6 ай бұрын
@@vesty00it's coming soon!! Around Christmas, just not sure if it's patreon exclusive
Did not expect to hear a Bloody Nine reference on this podcast, that took me aback for a second
@jasonbrady4894
6 ай бұрын
Please dear god can you explain it or enlighten me with some context i’ve been searching the comments for somebody who understands and i think it might just be you
@TwistInMC
6 ай бұрын
@@jasonbrady4894 the bloody nine is the berserker alter ego of a character Logan Ninefingers from a fantasy book series called the First Law trilogy. Basically he is a psychopath killing machine, so I think that is what Slime is trying to go for.
@GeffenMetzger
6 ай бұрын
I was pleasantly surprised to hear Slime mention one of my favorite book characters. If he brings up Sevro Barca in the next episode he'll solidify his spot as my goat
@jasonbrady4894
6 ай бұрын
@@TwistInMC gotcha gotcha, thank you! i see the connection
@Scamspam
6 ай бұрын
Came to the comments for this.
Its not even bad that they had 3 sponsor segments because they're so electric with it
we need clay, scump AND hitch on the pod to complete the nick cod era sidequest.
the funny thing about that wow story is how planned out the griefer was. hardcore at that time was a self imposed rule and apparently a lot of people in that guild didn’t strictly follow the rules which made the griefer mad. he waited until the last raid in wow on the one fight where he could kill as many people as possible. he killed himself and 36 or 37 other players. later in an interview he said it was “Judgement Day”
the Will Neff impressions never get old man, wtf.
Was not expecting a reference to the First Law by Joe Abercrombie in this week's episode of the yard
Hey guys I’m 16 and I think I’m gonna try cigarettes because of The Yard!
I like the Valorant talks personally bc it's the only Ludwig content i don't watch so it always feels fresh and new lol
@TheoHiggins
6 ай бұрын
I don't watch any Ludwig content so it's all fresh to me 😎😎😎👍
@jebb360
6 ай бұрын
Valorant talks are absolute snoozers
@Phrate
6 ай бұрын
@@jebb360 same with Smash
Slime out here making fucking First Law references is the deep cut nerd shit I'm still on the internet for.
That bloody9 comment was so spot on
For the record, while nick aiden and slime don't have the sykkuno numbers, I would click a yard lethal company stream instantly.
Fuck I cannot wait to see the dnd sessions
@henryjedynak45
6 ай бұрын
Do you know where they will be posted?
🎉my favorite time of the week🎉
I come from the TST community and I have been watching the yard for a while so seeing Nick play in that tournament was so hype. Much love guys. ❤
Bro slimes “shut up” to nick at 15:52 is hilarious
Nick CRUSHED these ad reads lmao
Slime could make his own podcast called whine about it
that's the best bait into premium ep ever now i really wanna watch it
couldn't resist watching this episode im sorry
1:16:00 as a fellow Canadian I can say without a doubt that Aiden is sniffing glue. It's not ice hockey that's the third biggest sport, it's field hockey. Ice hockey is small time and only Canada and Finland love it while field hockey is huge in Europe and Asia, especially so in India.
NA is actually very strong in hockey. As a Canadian I felt this needed to be said.
1:08:17 Did not expect to hear a First Law reference on the Yard.
Finally love u guys 💞💞
I still to this day love a good ol bloody9 stream at 4am. Crosswords and dotes
after watching the bro vs bro with tina, feel like she’d be so fuckin funny with you guys
Why is the yard just a background noise for my goon sesh
cup stacking and sudoku might have been the funniest thing i have ever heard
always appreciate the timestamps
I cannot wait until the end of the year best moments of 2023 of the yard video (:
Nick decided to be the delivery he wanted to see in the world
I am going to watch this episode
so excited for the weekly subreddit rant on the yarn boys unanimous support of cigarette use
Riding my bike to work at 5am hearing "I really don't wanna be up rn" spoke to my soul this morning
Slime with the First Law reference, love that series!
Have they posted the campaign yet? I’ve been looking everywhere for updates
it's so sad that the Hasan episode was just before Henry Kissinger died
I love that Nick called Gollum in LOtR Golem 😂
Bricked up in the roof the mouth bit 😭 lmao
The soccer talk is always insane in this pod
The slop is even better when it’s forbidden!!!
As a female Val player, there is a lot of sexism still in the community, especially in unrateds. However in my experience it has gotten a lot better over the last year or so.
Rip dnd sessions
the yard
COOKIE MAAAYYYN
Love the first law reference from slime
Logan ninefingers reference was not expected
Bro... the "Bloody Nine" reference... Subscribed..
42:09 SLIME!!! out of pocket clip of the year! 😭
banger ep
i fucking love you guys, tysm for the content, yall make me laugh so much
i jus spit out so much water when sliime said "you would brick into the roof of my mouth"
If you wanna know where Heard came from, it’s a habit instilled but particular fast food services, a boom that taught the discipline of that style of communication and organization that inspired those fast food spots is called “4 Second Lean”
@gunnertrash4946
6 ай бұрын
Book*
The Bloody nine comparison is actually kinda on point
Zipper guest episode when
The "Hockey is number 3" segment is so funny, they found the one version of the list that didn't specify it was about Field Hockey. Ice hockey doesn't crack top 15.
not slime referencing the bloody nine 😂
@ 5:32 im so sad the vods like gone, i want to see the jaja
im out of the loop, is DnD up anywhere already, or is it shot and will be edited and uploaded soon? is it gonna be on the patreon or elsewhere?
New title is way better than the audio version’s title.
logen ninefingers reference is crazy, i see u slime
0:13 "taco sauce" just makes me want a Tacoma more
At 21:08 I was literally playing Oldschool Runescape so it felt like they were talking to me XD
That Faker vid sounds insane, link?
Is there more ad reads this episode or am I just just forgetting how other episodes are
15:20 Our friend Josh is SUPER funny 😄
at first I read the exclamation point beside Manscaped as the letter "i", and in my head I read it with an Italian accent as Man-scapedi
Only the yard and jay foreman ads actually make me want the products
Is there somewhere to watch them play dnd that I missed? Seems like a good time
Yard boys dogging on Fear& as if they are not both 4 person podcasts about absolutely nothing
@smallj900
6 ай бұрын
I know right, saying fear & audience would eat any slop as if we wouldn’t consume as much yard slop as we can
Hasan in the thumbnail: I sleep Slime in the thumbnail, combative title: fastest click of my life
Thanks for making my ride home from uni more funny
ID LOVE TO SEE YARD LETHAL COMPANY
what nick is selling looks and sounds like something i have🤣works amazing😍🤣 thank you slime “it works for girls too” 🤣🤣
Please play Lethal Company together. Make a video of it or not, the podcast after will be amazing
hockey covers field hockey and ice hockey so its massive
zamn the DiGiorno coverall is fire
about the valorant ping spiking, im having the same issue and its only when i start streaming and i use 2 separate pcs to stream and i have no clue what it is, i reckon its just that valo requires so much more bandwith or w/e, sucks