I think the best part of this is imagining a small child stealing their mom’s credit card just to use text to speech to say “hairline hobb”

@jjcoola998

4 ай бұрын

Lmao so true And then I imagine the kid crossing his arms like "epic troll m8"

@moltengears7483

4 ай бұрын

Okay but first time somone said it it was prettry funny lol. Anomaly feeds on bad hairlines

@rusthog

4 ай бұрын

As I read this comment that TTS played, what are the odds.

@WalterHL

4 ай бұрын

hairline hobb has got me laughing all day long

@flxsemi653

3 ай бұрын

Objectively speaking, the line itself isn't that funny. It's how Pyro reacts that feeds on the dono-trolling which is hilarious. It's a good business model tbh lol.

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@Mufain

4 ай бұрын

thank u so much bro 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

@tambrone3352

4 ай бұрын

Thank god, it can end

@TheProAtPUBG

4 ай бұрын

Oh my gosh, thank you

@rin_xia7099

4 ай бұрын

Thank you so much, you're the best!!

@zan821

4 ай бұрын

IT ENDS??????

Honestly analogue horror based around folktales is SUCH a good idea, I wish it'd be done more

@marionettequintet1079

4 ай бұрын

why are you here

@miniature030

2 ай бұрын

@@marionettequintet1079 just to suffer?

@rusthog

2 ай бұрын

Have you found any in the last 2 months?

me when i wanna watch pyro play a cool game and his hairline gets made fun of for 50% of the video

@_Kuma_

4 ай бұрын

It gets so tiring 😩

@koteshima6682

4 ай бұрын

yeah, it does get tiring, more so because this is actually a good analog horror game and I wanted to hear more of Pyro's thoughts rather than chat's hairline haha for the 100th time

@TheSupremeMojoZ

4 ай бұрын

Let the man get his bread.

@championzelda7088

4 ай бұрын

@@koteshima6682Exactly

@championzelda7088

4 ай бұрын

@@TheSupremeMojoZHas nothing to do with it. He gets paid regardless. He can get paid without dragging shitty bits out

I hope pyro survives his dangerous journey to Birmingham. 🙏

@user-gg9zv4vd3l

4 ай бұрын

I think he will need a vehicle from mad max to survive there.

@jjcoola998

4 ай бұрын

Zombie knives and musket balls flying everywhere

@nickmacdonald5399

4 ай бұрын

I hope he doesn't

@sh_vn684

4 ай бұрын

​@@user-gg9zv4vd3l2:14:09

@PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi

4 ай бұрын

I hope he can also learn how to stop acting and get a proper mic lol

Man I love the part where he actually plays the fucking game instead of constantly malding at chat

@BIGBOYGAMING03

4 ай бұрын

I love it when people harass and demean someone and then complain that they get called out so they get mad and comment on a video making it out that the streamer is the main problem.

@bunnyventi

4 ай бұрын

​@@BIGBOYGAMING03if he just ignored chat, chat would've just move on. chat likes it when pyro malds

@ZeallustImmortal

4 ай бұрын

​​​@@BIGBOYGAMING03Hey head dent, maybe they arent the same people? Twitch chatters literally have nothing better to do than make the same joke a million times. The rest of us actually have things to do with our days, so when we get free time and decide to sit down and watch stream highlights its pretty annoying to see the same joke 100 times across different videos. Hell even from different channels, swear to god most streamers spend 50% of their stream malding at chat for calling them bald now. Its obnoxious. Its not even a in-joke, its every damn streamer. If he just ignored the unfunny joke, theyd stop saying it.

@rememberthatiloveyou

4 ай бұрын

​@@BIGBOYGAMING03 glazing

@jstar3382

4 ай бұрын

​@@BIGBOYGAMING03nah, it's on pyro. He plays it up tremendously because it gets him more money. If he didn't acknowledge the jokes they would end

This is actually a good analog horror game. I hope more games like this will be made in the future

@kingofsomething3250

4 ай бұрын

Isn't that digital horror?

@mait4051

4 ай бұрын

There will definitely be plenty of copies and knockoffs of this game in the future

@johncruelty1

4 ай бұрын

the hairline hob is truly terrifying

@legospartan3.042

4 ай бұрын

Can't wait for a analog horror game that's all about pyro's hairline.

@acanofswanuniversalgasligh9717

4 ай бұрын

Yeah I came to the comments to say this. I really like the lore and how it’s all set out in descriptions. Especially the false artefact saying you should use a memory wisp to speed up mourning.

The mice plot thread is really interesting. Failed employees and issues are turned into mice. The dude sending the emails was a mouse the whole time, and that's why the typing was so bad

@datsephardicboi9358

2 ай бұрын

holy shit, that's why in his "they got me" email, there was an image of the cat!

Chat we need to start a gofundme to get this obscure streamer a decent stream mic

@cumcumcum148

4 ай бұрын

Or reading lessons. Bad teeth and cellular growth bruh

@stephenlong9806

4 ай бұрын

Is there a reason why he doesn't just use the same mic he uses in his videos?

@remkovanderlaan9391

4 ай бұрын

​@@stephenlong9806 When he plays an old, low quality game, he changes his mic to an old, low quality mic

@ripbraincells8534

4 ай бұрын

i still cannot stand the dogshit mic bit, i dont think it's ever made him more funny

@nicknevco215

4 ай бұрын

he has one he does this as punishment

35:18 MOSES PARTED HAIRLINE

@maglock1857

4 ай бұрын

Okay, that was a goated message 😂😅

@therightknee3269

4 ай бұрын

I don’t like the bullying but that was ironically the best joke in the stream

@H4L0GUY117

4 ай бұрын

@@therightknee3269 nah 6:15 best joke

@WildlifeCrimsonFinch

4 ай бұрын

Like hairline jokes are really overrated but that one was really good

@zboy1152

4 ай бұрын

That one was actually funny ngl

OK, I cannot tell you enough how unprepared I was for that ending.

@TheSozeone

4 ай бұрын

What the hell is what emoji I'm been trying to decipher this thing

@pxder

4 ай бұрын

@TheSozeone it's a blue petscop man

@LordFakeGodz

4 ай бұрын

@@TheSozeone it member icon i think, if you give this fart sniffer, inflation jerkers, cute lesbian youtuber some of your money through the Join button.

@epicidex1006

4 ай бұрын

​@@pxderpetslop

@buffmanjr11

4 ай бұрын

​@@TheSozeoneFake Pyro Fan fr fr

The editors did a fantastic job with this one. Unironically, good job to the editors, they went far and beyond for this video

@1eprechaun14

4 ай бұрын

He's not gonna have sex with you buddy

@ghostly_elly

4 ай бұрын

truly they had to sit through a pyro stream vod, by far the bravest thing one could do

@Neftosklad

4 ай бұрын

Watching 3 hours of pyro must be ecsausting

@tadesubaru1383

4 ай бұрын

@@ghostly_elly They had to bare every single hairline hobb joke. they are braver than any US marine

@ghostly_elly

4 ай бұрын

@@tadesubaru1383 vererans of the hairline hobb war 😥

The house fire reveal at the very end is BRILLIANT comedic setup and payoff. Even if it was unintentional on chat and pyro's part

@galanga21890

4 ай бұрын

things just work out so beautifully sometimes

best part of this video so far is at 45:54 when pyro says american houses are so affordable while ignoring that the game is set in 1996 😭 ITS NOT LIKE THAT ANYMORE!!

@vizzzyy190

4 ай бұрын

I WISH THEY WERE THAT AFFORDABLE 😭😭😭

@ItzShigeko

3 ай бұрын

still are SUPER affordable compared to amsterdam

@vizzzyy190

3 ай бұрын

@@ItzShigeko starter homes in my area are $450,000 USD. how bad is it in amsterdam????

@ItzShigeko

3 ай бұрын

$975k usd for 1000 ish square feet @@vizzzyy190 (this is a pretty good deal for 1000 square feet apartment not just some shitty house i found on the internet)

@redrhinoceros1996

3 ай бұрын

I was looking for this exact comment bro has no idea what he is reading is real

i only just now realized how the game references Celtic myths all the time from the more overt to the subtle like the companies products being iron related

@jstar3382

4 ай бұрын

Yeah, they sell a silver medallion, which sounds like it'd be useful, but reading closer you see that the iron chain is the only thing that'd have any effect. I don't remember if silver does anything in Celtic stuff

@notsusanna7485

3 ай бұрын

I think that’s why the hiking guide also said to bring “an iron sword”

That ending was fucking great, it's kind of nice to see a happy ending to something analogue horror based instead of "THEN YOU GOT ATE BY THE MONSTER". It's also interesting that it turns out you're basically running a fae helpline run by the fae and most of the solutions are "just leave it alone" and not "buy a shotgun and give them both barrels medium style".

So glad that pyro is making 3 hour long slop vids. I'll surely watch all of it.

@CasperTheRamKnight

4 ай бұрын

i did

@John-li6sk

4 ай бұрын

I will

@LoominousShroominous

4 ай бұрын

I do

@21miku68

2 ай бұрын

I didn't

Not Pyro trying to hide the fact he is the fracture hob 💀

@the_voices_wont_stop

4 ай бұрын

"10 hour timeout buddy"

@extantknight6735

4 ай бұрын

*Harline Hobb

@kalashio

4 ай бұрын

We don’t say that slur here. He is a hairline hobb

@zzodysseuszz

4 ай бұрын

@@the_voices_wont_stop”I’m going to blacklist your name so you can’t dono again”

@notsusanna7485

3 ай бұрын

Looks like he’d say “Eureka!”

I love how the ‘troll’ entity inflates itself perfect for pyro

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@microwavable__

2 ай бұрын

I thought this was a joke comment until I realized that it was the different days in the game💀💀💀

CaseOh and Pyro would always get bullied by their chat yet both reacts differently to the same joke over and over and its why i like both of them

@infsm27

4 ай бұрын

Pyro will seethe for 2 minutes about his hairline and threaten the viewers with violence, while caseoh threatens to take a shit on the viewer's pillow.

@elwiwi4638

4 ай бұрын

they both turn it into content in such drastically different ways, they should kiss

@ZeallustImmortal

4 ай бұрын

Like them for overused annoying garbage ass jokes?

@HavingCrumpets

4 ай бұрын

why are you here then, go watch something else, nobody's forcing you to stay here@@ZeallustImmortal

@Jzero00

2 ай бұрын

@@elwiwi4638the amount to fat jokes being made would cause the internet to explode

What I love about this game is that it's just riddle solving and it's based on fairy tale cryptids

This is a faecore game disguised as analog horror and it suits Pyro very well. He’s like a literal fracture hobb 😍

@maxstinkyfoot7366

4 ай бұрын

Or a mirror hobb, because he seems to forget how bad his hairline is

we genuinly need a horror game where all the sound effects are done by Niall, but its not him making the noises. its just him going ''spooky face'' ''spooky noise'' ''spooky floor creak'' ''thunder crack''

@arcanine_enjoyer

3 ай бұрын

And "le [insert trope here]"

@D0S81

3 ай бұрын

''mason, the numbers are all in le head mason''@@arcanine_enjoyer

Text: cellar growths Pyro: Cellular growths Amazing 10/10

I think the reason house prices are so good for the year 1996 is that many things require you to just pack up and leave... The ones beneath the soil are probably running a real state scheme.

"Turn on homophobia" is the funniest thing Ive heard on PyroLIVE in years!

I like a lot how its not “le spooky demons” and its not “le spooky aliens” its like the fae which is something that you dont see in analog horror much

Forget analog horror, Pyros moldy gamersupps cup's the biggest household hazard

@deadb0dyman

4 ай бұрын

he literally lives in the re7 baker house

@jstar3382

4 ай бұрын

Dude he's got a whole homunculus growing in there

@tobiasmattsson9285

3 ай бұрын

​@@deadb0dymanJack Baker hairline

>analogue horror game >The setting is a computer

watching a stream vod without knowing its a vod feels like pyro is going schizo and screaming at himself to stop making hairline jokes

@CoolMintMC

4 ай бұрын

I'm so happy I can now think of this instead of being annoyed about not being able to see chat.

i love how the photo for bedbugs are actually stink bugs

Pyro channeling his inner white woman, gaming the system for another coupon

If i found out pyro was the one calling i wouldn't answer either

The low quality mic adds to the experience, truly an xbox 360 moment.

There are very few people who would read a complaint about an infestation in a kitchen and have to actively rule out bedbugs

Jokes aside Pyro, I’m glad you do these playthrough videos and actually care about the lore. Even these multi-hour vids are really fun to sit down and actively watch

Pyro can’t escape the allegations. The allegations of his balding.

@spes_marine-42

4 ай бұрын

"allegations"

@CasperTheRamKnight

4 ай бұрын

cute pfp

@KATinBLACK

4 ай бұрын

Corection: bald

@Jakey726

4 ай бұрын

pyro after beating the fat fetish furry allegations (he is crazy and never beat the allegations)@@spes_marine-42

@notsusanna7485

3 ай бұрын

“The keeps situation is insane”

Nah bro ain't Vegeta he's trunks 💀💀

@Forkius_commander_of_forks

2 ай бұрын

I hope bob from accounting can help out with inflation and gas prices

I'm so happy they made a KeemStar reference in this game in the form of the cockroach. I am so proud of the gaming community.

Guys I got my pilots license today and I'm proud to say I landed my first commercial flight on pyro's forehead

Glad to see the orange cat made a full recovery after falling out that wheelchair

Its funny as i was playing this game i thought to myself "i wonder how long a pyro slop vid would be on this game" the answer was 3 hours.

Remember kids if the noise in your attic goes eee er ee er that’s not a mouse that’s Roddy Ricch!

at 3:38 when he did the "jumpscare" with the squidgame song my browser crashed and i almost shat myself

Only three seconds in and chat makes a hair joke. Strong start.

I just like how it’s a bunch of just weird creatures that are just normal in this world. The game doesn’t rely on jumpscares and isn’t really trying to scare you. I like the weird atmosphere

The prank guy who called was turned into a mice. Thats why you saw the intelligent mice saying "help me" on the science mystery vid, they were regular humans who got on the whatever's radar and got turned into mice, evidenced by him calling again and its just squeaking mouse noises

literally australia simulator

This is probably the most I’ve ever seen chat make pyro actually laugh

33:58 pyro shows off his eighthead

@CemeterySnow

2 ай бұрын

It’s over

Bro thinks American houses are affordable... Thats gotta be the funniest thing Pyro has EVER said.

"You have an amazing series, Mandela Catalouge, that perfectly encapsulates horror."

"Inside the PS5 mug there are no games," is going to live rent-free in my head for quite a while. At whatever Cope road, Sneedville Tennessee.

"it is crazy how affordable US houses are" those are 1996 prices, go ahead and double everything.

52:00 skibidi hobb (Worst hobb)

@linoleal7207

2 ай бұрын

I laughed uncontrollably at this

@thatcursedsibling29

28 күн бұрын

sigma hobb

The fact that Pyro listens to the entire call and the reads it out loud 5 seconds latter in its entirety.

@hondaaccord1399

2 ай бұрын

Ey man, gotta prevent his reading comprehension from getting even worse

"Got a 40 dollar uber ride between your hairline and eyebrows" was the funniest dono that pyro has recieved so far

You didn’t have to tell us, we already wouldn’t answer your number Pyro

Today I actually got an unknown call from someone that was 5 hours old when I woke up at 7 am. Which means the caller was doing it at around 2 am. I did a little searching online about this number and came up on some comments saying that when they called back all they could hear was "screaming and loud noises". Never did call back but it's a funny coincidence this video was uploaded on the same day. 😂

@mrazbyte3150

4 ай бұрын

Shit like thay lowkey creepy tho.

@SeanTheShinigami

4 ай бұрын

I don't even bother picking up numbers I don't recognize or don't already have in contacts. Too much annoying spam and all

@Dahk

4 ай бұрын

Call them back at 3am tonight

The house fire burned pyro’s hairline

If you like old computer style games, I highly recommend Hypnospace Outlaw. It’s a bit of a horror game, but it’s really cool. These games are actually really similar

Typical call center worker experience.

The missing persons report was literally describing Charlie Brown lol

Somebody is sneaking in at night to push back my hairline was a good one

Glad we're back with Pyro's ww2 radio headset.

This is the only recently made pyrocynical vid I've laughed at in a long time. This video was so fire my house burnt down 🔥🔥🔥

Thank you for destroying my evening Pyro

The "Please Hold" music sounds like someone's sprinting on a catwalk.

Concept of Hobbs and Boggarts is fuckin terrifying.

@alexmccarthy6984

3 ай бұрын

Hobbs sound awesome what are you on about? Feed them milk and they clean your house??? I’ll never need to deal with house maids again!

If this were a main channel video: "The Best Phone Number you should NEVER Answer"

The haircut is absolutely insane, straight Bling Bling Boy

I love how half of these videos are just pyros viewers bullying him, it brings me joy

3:12 having watched the stream, seeing house fires as the first example is so funny

I love that upon hearing about the creatures FOOTSTEPS bro confidently exclaimed "Ah, it's a slug!" I think Pyro's hairline is linked with his brain somehow.

i think its crazy how pyros streams are 88% chat making fun of him 10% complaining about random shit & 2% actual stream

Pyros shitty mic really makes it scarier

Pyro: my chat only has one bit Also pyro for years: ps5 no games guys

This video gave me a nightmare. Mostly minor inconveniences, like a snail in the sink, but it was pretty scary. Especially the part when I was surrounded by giant spiders. I'm gonna blame that one on Helldivers tho

pyro should make a long form vid out of this, I actually love this! 10/10

Damn, the database didn't say what to do if you catch a Hairline Hobb trying to make a lets play...

Lol the hairline hobb bit got me rolling

Thank you for this masterpiece of slop 🙏

where is my slop PYRO?! this aint slop. I NEED my slop. PYRO PLEASE

I like how in this game half of the course is like hey those last few months I have been sleeping properly the water it tastes better than ever and my house is clean all the time can you please come and fix it

So happy that pyro is informing us to not answer him

56:05 opening to a sick metal banger but it was stopped right before the beat drop :(

i’m glad there aren’t a lot of ads in this video❤

The ringing phone sounds at a tritone interval as well to be scarier

Thanks for the warning bro, i’m not gonna answer this guy

when you just want to watch some slob on your day off and the call-sound sounds almost like your door bell agoraphopia ptsd kicking in everytime

“Moses parted hairline” is insane

Do you think it’s possible Pyro to make a playlist of the games you played and put on here? Would be really cool to go through some of them

thank god pyro made the announcement to no answer any of his phonecalls

pov: pyro goading viewers into giving into the bit

38:30 stuff like this used to annoy me, but you just need to roll with the bit and it gets way funnier

@Hardercement

3 ай бұрын

dont do the door knock jstar

The fact this as long as a main channel video

@jstar3382

3 ай бұрын

"The fact" what? You can't just say the "fact that" and not explain why

This video is a house fire with frozen pipes frfr 🔥🔥🔥

first 5 seconds is the most truthful statement that I've ever heard

I like the default option when lying to the callers is always frozen pipes