in the span of 2 minutes , this man threw a ps5 and then ripped his pant for no reason .TRULY a sane person

@bottomlefto

5 ай бұрын

Psycho Streamer 2

I'm glad Pyro has acknowledged that his channel and roleplays are the worst inventions of all time.

@rexxe001

5 ай бұрын

Pyrocynical maid

@Ryuga117

5 ай бұрын

yeah at least his editing isnt lifeless

@theoryofexpectation6479

5 ай бұрын

If i got dollar for every time i saw one of these comments id be more rich than Pyro

@Coockiez-007

5 ай бұрын

what do you losers get from typing this? does it make your miserable lives better for a few seconds or something...

@damsen978

5 ай бұрын

You people disgust me.

I like how all of the AI showcases can be summed up as either: A. Ungodly abominations B. Demonstrating use cases so mundane that otherwise don't require AI (that Lenuvo AI being the worst example - you don't need AI to record a 20 second loop of you staring at the camera)

@ImNotFine44

5 ай бұрын

Or c, rich people bait like the razer car or folding tv

@self-proclaimedanimator

5 ай бұрын

@@ImNotFine44 You can have 30 or 50 folds and 1 fold would have a video playing and other fold a different Like for example folds with odd numbers play video A folds with even number play video b so when you look at the TV from one angle video A plays from diffirent angle video B plays this doesnt have any practical use its just really cool for some clever advirtisment for some shit idk

@bookle5829

5 ай бұрын

Another mundane use case, nvidia's "won't break eye contact" tech.

@Shinransa

5 ай бұрын

You forgot the last option which is gaming accessories with built-in AI cheats. So truly some manmade horrors well within our comprehension. At this point AI should take over because we are doing it dirty... the first thing we do with it is make it talk weird, sit in boring meetings and cheat in online games. We're not even at a Detroit: Become Humid scenario yet, it hasn't even gained sentience and we're already treating it like subhuman trash and making it look like the toys under Sid's bed.

@ellsanti6171

4 ай бұрын

Theyre inventing rollerscates again

20:49 Was actually emotional. Pyro's rant made me go through an emotional rollercoaster, he's really good at making speeches. Everyone needs to see this.

@kicks4439

5 ай бұрын

holy shit that was inspirational

@imthefan7334

5 ай бұрын

Why

@roboram9725

5 ай бұрын

Thanks gonna goon to this later

@vergilpraiser8442

5 ай бұрын

Im soo glad i saw it live👃👃👃

@baloon1824

5 ай бұрын

🗿🔫

Pyro trying not to make the same joke challenge: impossible Pyro trying not to overreact to donos for money challenge: impossible Pyro trying not to make fun of furries so he can pretend like he aint one challenge: impossible He makes great main channel vids but his second channel is a react Andy at this point

@joaovictordelfino-pe6vh

5 ай бұрын

Yeah its predictable at this point

@lolxd244

5 ай бұрын

mf, pyro's fans are worse when it comes to saying the same joke over and over again, fuck you mean?

@ImNotFine44

5 ай бұрын

If it gets him money for more main channel vids its all good. Aint my money anyway XD

@Bladius_

5 ай бұрын

The group that most hate furries, is furries.

@infidel3495

5 ай бұрын

b..b..but ps5 has no games

Im glad we've reached a point where we can make skibity toilet a reality

@buddyleonard9352

5 ай бұрын

Spell it right next time don’t disrespect it dude

@Boswizzles

5 ай бұрын

​@@buddyleonard9352 please tell me you're joking...

@masturbanter

5 ай бұрын

skibity toiliet

@ItsTheOfficialDH

5 ай бұрын

@@theultimatetrashman887 yea lol

@ItsTheOfficialDH

5 ай бұрын

@@buddyleonard9352 shabibigi loilet

"designed for factory or warehouse workers" pretty sure 1 hour of battery isn't going to be really helpful on a 7-8 hour shift.

I like how someone mentioned the small hole inside of pyro's shorts and he just bugs under your skin there are bugs under your skin get them out rip them out get them out rip them out

@WithManyVoices

5 ай бұрын

thank you for the heads up! 😀 i ripped off ny skin and the bugs are everywhere now.

How did Pyro slave away his editors to edit a 3 hour stream a couple hours after he finished it

@habilterserah4075

5 ай бұрын

Of course he threatened them with Funko pops

@shuouma7120

5 ай бұрын

He offered special feet and thigh pics.

Sometimes i have no idea if pyro genuinely hates his fanbase or not

@ImNotFine44

5 ай бұрын

I have no idea if chat is genuine in their bullying or not. Funny either way

@IDoABitOfTrollin

5 ай бұрын

Theres a running gag of the community hating him and roasting him every video and stream. He plays into it, he broke early in the video laughing at one and went back into "time him out"

@LowIntSpecimen

5 ай бұрын

He's playing it up, he's broken character a few times

@Toxic_G1

5 ай бұрын

I wouldnt blame him if he did

@Thefan

5 ай бұрын

To be fair, his fanbase give as good as they take

4:44 you already made more “no games” jokes than there are games for the PS5

This is truly the worst invention Pyro has ever made EDIT: This Is Truly A Rough Year For Pyrocynical EDIT 2: This Pyrocynical Guy Is Truly Fake EDIT 3: They Truly Ruined Pyrocynical EDIT: PYROFURRYCAL, CHANGING THE TITLE WON'T STOP ME. THIS IS WAR. EDIT 2: FURRYCYNICAL, I CAN KEEP GOING FOREVER. BRING IT. EDIT 3: NIALL FURRPHY, I NEVER SLEEP.

@TheDiamondCore

5 ай бұрын

This is truly the worst comment Nickladin has ever made

@benzicol

5 ай бұрын

20:50 is where he shows his invention guys

@Marder_IFV

5 ай бұрын

Feet ​@@benzicol

@rexxe001

5 ай бұрын

Maid pyro

@Marder_IFV

5 ай бұрын

@@rexxe001 🤤

Let's take a moment to thank pyro for keeping us FAT with slop

@CharityApple07

5 ай бұрын

He truly keeps us all SO FULL

@rhn36

5 ай бұрын

He never fails to fill us up with his slop

@warrockenjoyer2170

5 ай бұрын

He's grooming us with slop to make us fat for his enjoyment

@gordonfreeeeman

5 ай бұрын

were gonna turn him on guys stop 😭

@demoman5864

5 ай бұрын

Pyro likes when things are fat

The point of the transparent screens is for the near future so your landlord can replace your windows with screens filled with ads, that way he "reduces" his over Inflated rent price (a lie) and he's selling the ad space getting paid double.

@massivetwat5515

5 ай бұрын

2 unskippable ads for grammarly to see the sun Oh my god I want to kill myself

@BoeShire

5 ай бұрын

Oh no...they will do that wont they :(

@athomicritics

5 ай бұрын

nah let me get you a even worst one , office cubbicle will now be even smaller and your manager will now be able to see from accross the room what you do on your screen

@wetoddedd

5 ай бұрын

@@athomicritics your boss being able to tell if you're slacking off is nowhere near as bad as having ads placed in your own home.

@ReinBelmont

3 ай бұрын

@@athomicritics uh, bro. They CAN see what you're doing on your screen now, they monitor all your activity. Even if you are on your phone, if you access the internet via the office's wifi it all gets logged. Be careful with office laptops while in home office too. (maybe that was your point and I missed it, sorry)

The only reason Pyro doesn't like the Furry bot is because it's not inflated enough

Guys when I said we needed to give Pyro more love I didn't mean LUST

Pyro becoming the no self-respect lolcow he was always meant to be ❤

@Coockiez-007

5 ай бұрын

dont really see it.....all I see is him enjoying himself when he makes these videos and you miserable losers commenting on every video.

Pyro makes jokes like a soundboard, can't wait for the 7th GTA 6 joke this week!

@rokkraljkolesa9317

5 ай бұрын

and the 30th "no games" joke of the hour

@wetoddedd

5 ай бұрын

we got [thing] before gta6

I competed alongside the Wehead / Dragontree guys a couple years ago, here's a little background for those interested: The original tech they created was clever stretching of 2d video input to project it onto a 3d head. You'd take your phone, join a video call and it'd be output on the Wehead. They put that on top of a humanoid robot, which you would teleoperate while sitting at a computer with a webcam (with tracking gloves). This was actually pretty innovative as they were one of the first serious teams that let you operate their robot without having to enter VR- and your face would be projected in real time onto the robot which offered a pretty competitive level of telepresence. Not sure why Ilia pivoted the product away from robotics and more towards a niche ai... thing. But maybe its just crazy Russian innovation I'm too dumb to understand.

20:50 After months of edging to pyro videos I couldn't hold it anymore I'm sorry guys

Sometimes I can't tell if Pyro is doing all that stuff (throwing ps5 etc.) just for the bit, or he's legit going insane.

Skibidi toilet starts at 19:08 and ends at 22:59

imagine being so rich that you're destroying your clothes and ps5's for fun

@bunnyventi

5 ай бұрын

ps5 have no game

@greyfells2829

5 ай бұрын

He's not doing it for fun, he's on stream. If he can make more donos by making his stream entertaining, he isn't losing money. I doubt he walks around off stream destroying his own stuff.

@cabcreates

5 ай бұрын

it was a joke bro@@greyfells2829

Pyro being born was indeed the worst invention his parents ever made

The feet stream was truly the best invention that pyro has ever made

@rexxe001

5 ай бұрын

Fr everyone wanted feet

@paclenny

5 ай бұрын

small bulge is a bonus.

my favorite moment is at 6:32 when pyro whips it out

We got pyro feet and thigh reveal before gta 6

@rexxe001

5 ай бұрын

Damn his thighs 🤤

Destroyed me when he launched his PS5 into the wall without hesitation and still couldn't resist the "no games" bit. Then he literally rips his pants open after a comment about the hole. This man is pure chaos and I'm living for it.

Dude! I frickin LOVE distracted driving! I always try as hard as possible to beat my high score in all the mobile games while topping out my speed (the high speed police pursuit makes for added challenge) and i even have three tvs cycling through the HOTTEST SCENES( from movies AND pyro's streams) I am DEFINITELY gonna buy that ps5 car , it's everything I've ever wanted! Prolly gonna get the razer car too and tow it along with a buncha bungee cords so i can bring those laptops in and gring ever more game to my time on the road , and the leds are so pretty!!! Can't forget to supe both of em up with loudeners and everything (looks like the Razer car already has some space taken up, so unfortunately I can only add a bass setup to one of them, sadge. Any way i heard there's an achievement if u hit all the pedestrians so i gotta go do that! Maybe I'll even use that Handy thing to goon while I do it? I wouldn't getting miroki into my passenger seat either

This truly is one of the most Pyro videos of all time

7:56 thong moment I discovered the rest of the stream, now i can die in peace

They did it. They finally made the Japanese toilet real.

Amazing the speed that pyro has for spotting furry's of his kind

Someone in chat donating a thousand dollars to see pyro's feet dealt immeasurable psychic damage straight to my brain.

Bro the playstation car is the next generation of texting and driving. Imagine getting pulled over and you tell the cop "Just a second officer, I'm trying to hit a clip"

Pyro never fails to make the worst things 😊

Never felt older in my life then when pyro asked “you guys know what heelies are right!?”

dont buy the moonwalk, buy heelies, they are batteryfree

2:54 Pyro flexes his herman miller chair

33:48 Pyrotechnics schizophrenia confirmed

26:28 finally the tiny desk engineer is real

the furry robot is gonna take pyros job

Imagine making battery powered bluetooth skates for warehouse workers that only last 1 hour

This is genuinely the most unhinged Pyro stream I’ve seen yet. Bro threw his PS5, ripped his short leg almost entirely off, etc.

Imagine your PS5 controller begins drifting while you are on the highway crashing you into a tree.

The real worst invention is KZread for hosting pyro's slop

I love clicking on a slop video and seeing pyro call a robot a furry within the first 30 seconds 😊

I’m glad pyro’s acknowledging the invention of this channel

Imagine buying those sandles on a factory workers salary.

Havent laughed that much in awhile. "Where'd that laugh track come from while i was speaking?"

I like the idea of sandals with wheels where I can strap them to any sneakers, but not the tech part. just lower rollerskates you can quickly take off and throw in your backpack. I'ma make me ones

Great Video, Hairochinical. Truly one of a kind. Edit: Just gooned off to pyros feet.

Pyro never fails to deliver the baby

Bro is losing his marbles

I'm glad to see Pyro is finally going insane. Keep up the good work Pyrocynical!

Pyro’s gonna be all over that smell-o-vision when it comes out. He can finally truly experience fat tf2 pyro.

@shyguy85

5 ай бұрын

hed smell like cigarette smoke but 10x worse.

As someone with OCD it bothers me immensely that he never paused stream to replace his shorts

pyro is just giving us the sloppiest of slop im loving it

This is truly the livestream I watched this morning of all time

I was just about to die of starvation but Pyro saved me with this slop.

Pyro's finally acknowledging that inventing his channel was a mistake

Streamed all the footage just a few hours before the upload, truly, the master of slop content

I like that Pyro insists that the transparent screen is useless, when it is clearly meant to be put in the middle of a room and not up against a wall.

Pyro doesn’t even have a double chin guys

he's already in a deep stage, his mind is already past the line of insanity

I can't get over that Mario

I'm glad pyro finally went insane

The man who sold his feet but gave us his buldge

Actually, I have a skin problem where the skin on my legs dries up to the point where it starts cracking all over the feet when they get sweaty, and as its incredibly painful to even walk then, the roller-sandals actually seem quite nice, besides the price and charging

@ChickenKinglolz

5 ай бұрын

You know roller skates exist, right ?

@K0ksaCZ

5 ай бұрын

@@ChickenKinglolz Course I do, but if I worked for instance in a manual labor job, I couldn't really wear rollerskates, could I? Also with rollerskates you kinda have to propel urself by putting your weight onto your feet, which these dont need as theyre charged by electricity, so if i get them correctly you dont really need to even step at all, and just casually "ride" around

@loveableheathen7441

5 ай бұрын

Only working for 1 hour before needing to be charged pretty much invalidates any argument you could make for their utility

@loveableheathen7441

5 ай бұрын

@@K0ksaCZyou wouldn’t be able to work a manual labor job with that condition regardless but I’m pretty sure a Segway would be more effective/cheaper/more socially acceptable in almost every scenario

16:29 Finally. We can find the Rhythm for Cbat

"you can social with robots" *awkward stares*

Pyro’s favorite part of CES is the innovations in furry and adult toy technology.

only pyro could manage to look and act dumber in such a short period of time

Bro is on a video call lookin like the Klasky-Csupo logo like real 👁👄👁 type beat.

Can we appreciate how pyro had to change the video title two times just to give more variety to his slop?

Pyro logic Pyro: I have a hole? Pyro: “Tears them apart” Fixed it Also pyro: I had those for like 4 years I really liked em

@rokkraljkolesa9317

5 ай бұрын

that is not how quotation marks

@loveableheathen7441

5 ай бұрын

@@rokkraljkolesa9317how then mr “Genius smart guy”

I always thank the humble Pyro for the daily slop.

This is the most unhinged ive seen pyro

Rips pants, 2 mintues later "guys what happened to my pants?!" 😂😂

Pyro is finally self aware!! :)

That handy toy is nothing man. I remember Maid Select 3D 2 when it was Japanese exclusive they had a VR controller that also was a fleshlight. That’s real innovation.

This is the most unhinged pyro video of all

@DragonAce98

5 ай бұрын

Also your first?

40 minute slop means we are not getting a main channel vid any time soon

Still waiting on a stream where Pyro doesn't mention Critical.

Pyro's toe is bigger than both of his wrists.

I laughed when pyro tea bagged that mouse trap live.

This was truly one of the streams of all time

"It's designed for factory workers." Only lasts one hour, yeah sure.

2:21 The funny thing is that they actually used to have some workers put on roller-skates to move quicker and be more efficient. They literally did this in the mid-1900s and they’re acting as if it’s some new revolutionary thing.

Thank you Pyro for changing the title of this video after publishing, I would not click without funny Italian

Thank you Pyro for telling me that slop is the worst thing you invented

Came for the slop, stayed for pyro feet

Pyro you’re my favorite trans creator 😍

33:59 At first I didnt but if you look at where the top left corner of the "t" in "honestly" is you can see the line, and if you follow it you can see where it intersects with the other horizontal line which isn't as visible but its more grey than the brighter white line that's going down

The PS5 flying across the room caught me so off guard. I'm fucking crying

little did pyro know, his shorts joke would end up in him accidentally flashing his underwear to the audience at 7:57 call it a hunch but i don't think it should be shown on stream...

@johnmasternhorse8041

3 ай бұрын

Oh dear if your worried bout 7:57 just wait for the rest of the stream

we know you aren't an engineer, just keep making brainrot alright

6:23 I'm so glad pyro made a ball reveal, worst day of my life

"This year is rough" bro it's been two weeks 😭

pyro the donos make this video unbearable