"I'm proud of 19-year-old me for making a gay joke that wasn't homophobic."

@nutpeg6915

3 жыл бұрын

When you were so bad back then that you are thankful that for once your 19 year old doesnt do a bad

@otavio048

3 жыл бұрын

2009 was one hell of a cursed year

@katherinewilson1444

3 жыл бұрын

@@otavio048 more cursed than 2020?

@catb3175

3 жыл бұрын

@@katherinewilson1444 Internet wise kinda

@dannystavs2003

3 жыл бұрын

Surprising, am I right?

“Hey wouldn’t it be funny if I got hit by a train?”

@soupisedgy9385

4 жыл бұрын

yeah i honestly got scared when tom said that-

@UnfunnymanTSMG

4 жыл бұрын

SoupIsEdgy +suisidal

@litaviee

4 жыл бұрын

Comedy gold

@giggity6942

4 жыл бұрын

"I like trains"

@dexterlim5136

3 жыл бұрын

*FYOOOOOOOOOOOOM.* How ironic I got hit by a train!

The “honey why is the baby on fire?” Is actually my favourite asdf movie of all time.

@CarmenRodriguez-oy8tx

3 жыл бұрын

BUY ME MORE JEWELRY

@corinthgatchalian6009

2 жыл бұрын

And for me it is A,B,C,D,E,F,Gun

@demonmysterykid3343

10 ай бұрын

​@@corinthgatchalian6009BANG

@Dave_miller_style

9 күн бұрын

I like trains

@2ndatom

12 сағат бұрын

Desmond the moon bear

It’s all fun and games until you encounter the kids who speak in asdf movie quotes

@JJPMaster

4 жыл бұрын

I am a stegosaurus who likes trains and wants to die die die because I have brain damage. Hello, mine turtle! **dies** Yay!

@sheop874

4 жыл бұрын

@@JJPMaster I fear you

@powerofthec5908

4 жыл бұрын

@Tristan Energy Whoa I don't know why but you seem like a really cool and epic person.

@TansyCat

4 жыл бұрын

My mouth tastes of teeth hmm

@asteriskJohn

4 жыл бұрын

Oh god...

Tom, the Salad Punching joke is solely responsible for my most intense laugh session ever. My fave joke by far. The anger, the screams, the absurdity just overwhelms and its awesome.

@reiniar

4 жыл бұрын

*_Y E S_*

@tubb1

4 жыл бұрын

Alien attack was my longest laughing session. Me and my friends watched the video over and over, laughing, for about 15 minutes

@Sqwivig

4 жыл бұрын

@@tubb1 Throoowww the CHEEEESE!!!

@VeraEdelman

3 жыл бұрын

I love it too 😂

@obsidiankrystal3308

3 жыл бұрын

My favorite too it's my kinda humor

"Please dont credit me, I dont want to be associated with your work" That killed me.

@ivysauceee

4 жыл бұрын

2 more likes and there are 669

@jaspervermeer659

4 жыл бұрын

1 more like and there is 669

@attackbrains2095

4 жыл бұрын

0 more like and it’s 669 likes

@beepyboro

3 жыл бұрын

1k here.

@h0p3.mp46

2 жыл бұрын

1,1k here

“PIE FLAVOR” will forever be one of the best lines in comedy

@ghazghkullthraka9714

Жыл бұрын

*shreds*

@FarmYardGaming

11 ай бұрын

*epic guitar riffs*

My favorite joke is: “Oh no, a gun man!” “Hoh hoh ho, I’m gonna *stab* ya”

@conic2721

3 жыл бұрын

*i like trains*

@kormagogthedestroyer

3 жыл бұрын

@@conic2721 NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

@berzec

3 жыл бұрын

@@conic2721 what if someone finds out saying I hate trains protects them

@raxid09

3 жыл бұрын

@@berzec i hate trains

@raxid09

3 жыл бұрын

@@berzec but i like planes

2007 was a much simpler time

@bramsou1311

6 жыл бұрын

StickMaster500 STOP BEING EVERYWHERE

@SaranshV

6 жыл бұрын

StickMaster500 I remember you from NISLT's channel

@alec6117

6 жыл бұрын

dude,i see you evreywhere,ARE YOU STALKING ME 24/7,OH GOD,HELP ME,CALL 911 HES AT MY WINDOW,PLEASE STOP BEING AT MY WINDOW,OH GOD JESU-

@falfires

6 жыл бұрын

Back when Tom had a slim enough face to put on a logo...

@GammaDelta7

6 жыл бұрын

Technically, any era of the past is simpler than the following. That is because we all evolve, we all change, and our expectations grow along the way. That's why some jokes feel like they aged terribly, even though it's all subjective.

6:15 “Screw gravity doesn’t land” just like the guy who floated away

@dastoopid2871

6 жыл бұрын

Kirby950 10/10

@doot6651

6 жыл бұрын

Too fucking clever mate

@KarmaKeyenore

6 жыл бұрын

Ba-dum-tss

@bigdaddydelphox6022

6 жыл бұрын

Kirby950 Thought that too

“i LiKe TrAiNs” Yeah, so that was my favorite- *train comes and runs me over*

@Your_neighborhood_Indoraptor

4 жыл бұрын

Alex_2_Wavy lol

@beepyboro

3 жыл бұрын

Your dead? Can you still talk?

"I feel like I could comedically evolve." Also Tom's asdf movie 11: *B U T T*

@Wisebricks

3 жыл бұрын

ChrisMD

@minithegameguy4674

3 жыл бұрын

you try to to come up with enough jokes to fill 11 videos without running into a dry spot like that

@nottavegan7311

3 жыл бұрын

12*

@randomdude3318

3 жыл бұрын

I love the video, butt-

@cipollalord8066

3 жыл бұрын

@@nottavegan7311 *11

I also loved What's That Behind your Ear? It's a Hearing Aid. WHAT? That was really funny and would fit within a party trick.

@yeahyeah4914

4 жыл бұрын

Congrats it was put in asdf

@iiBus

4 жыл бұрын

@@yeahyeah4914 no this was him saying he liked the joke from asdf

@hmartin1761

4 жыл бұрын

Yeh

@tabbjahns4690

4 жыл бұрын

WHAT

@_lil_lil

4 жыл бұрын

That was my favorite joke

Why did i forget it was sandwich. I thought it was "Who parked their car on my car?"

@SamsonatorYTP

4 жыл бұрын

I take it you only watched ultrasdf for the longest time.

@theillusionist1494

4 жыл бұрын

I’ve always had it stuck in my head as “Who parked their car on my bagel?” And I DON’T understand why.

@beepyboro

3 жыл бұрын

Now i will animate that.

@mewtwo8035

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@BinglesP

2 жыл бұрын

IT’S YOU (Hey, youu)

Honestly after so many years hearing “screw gravity”, “f*ck gravity” just doesn’t land at all to me

@brawlmasterjoelstudios

9 ай бұрын

Same

The way he says, *"WhO pArKeD tHeIr CaR.. ON MY SANDWICH?!!"* Gets me every time 😂😂😂

@cornishphilosopher

Жыл бұрын

I did!

My favourite joke: "Oh"

@a.midnight

3 жыл бұрын

Okay theres 150 likes but no replys, Now there’s Officially one reply

@Lol-cq8km

3 жыл бұрын

Crystal • Cookie now there’s 2

@piko5012

3 жыл бұрын

Cat code 3

@hyperspeed7773

3 жыл бұрын

Sleepy Deer 4

@Mason4Life

3 жыл бұрын

Hyperspeed ! 5

TomSka: _ isn't funny Me: laughing

@oivatank

6 жыл бұрын

Yeh

@liamsss

6 жыл бұрын

Ehhh he's not rly funny tbh he sorted died after a while

@beeftacho

6 жыл бұрын

Fat Tracer I agree, he kinda died, but hes still funny.

@bigmanj4929

5 жыл бұрын

sAmE

@topaz6995

5 жыл бұрын

Me to bro me to.

"Haha! He's fat and suicidal, I wonder where that..." "Mmh....."

@tyxaminx

4 жыл бұрын

Comedy right 😂😂

@samwai3762

4 жыл бұрын

me

@bootyblaster.

4 жыл бұрын

Wow...U SHOULD BE A COMEDIAN

@alexnacud25

4 жыл бұрын

Ha ha haaa... *C O M E D Y*

@bootyblaster.

4 жыл бұрын

@@samwai3762 really

“I believe my friend Dan wrote that joke” So this was before you turned him into a chair. H A M

@SamsonatorYTP

4 жыл бұрын

what...?

@kosakukawajiri16

4 жыл бұрын

Samsonator He’s referencing a skit Tom Ska has made with Daniel Howell. U should watch it because it’s really funny

@SamsonatorYTP

4 жыл бұрын

Jack Marston I see. What’s it called?

@kosakukawajiri16

4 жыл бұрын

Samsonator Rejects

@barryscott_1070

4 жыл бұрын

Barber Shop quartet Dan Ow ow ow owwww

the punching your salad joke doesn't have a PUNCHLINE

@viktorexists6948

6 жыл бұрын

Ollie Embourne Eyyyyyyy👉👉

@jessemcnett4314

6 жыл бұрын

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

@tinx713

6 жыл бұрын

Wow, this pun is actually funnier than the joke itself

@paradox_lolz4317

6 жыл бұрын

Ollie Embourne aaaayyyyyyy

@710booga

6 жыл бұрын

HA GET IT😂😂

6:17 Lmao Was That Intended? "Screw Gravity Just Doesn't Land"

My favorite joke in the entire series is “Hey man nice hat” “Thanks!” “I was being sarcastic” “Well I stole your face!”

@cmyk8964

3 жыл бұрын

[faceless facepalm]

@MrArk1265

2 жыл бұрын

Miitopia

@sumthngcool4221

2 жыл бұрын

Hey man nice hat!

I love how he actually laughs at the “but it’s Opposite Day” joke, because I quote that at least 3 times a week.

"I'm not suicidal" "hEY wOuLDn'T iT Be FuNnY iF I GoT hIT bY a TrAIn"

@Iamthesquidaroni

3 жыл бұрын

I like trains

@sprinklesam402

3 жыл бұрын

I LIKE TRAINS

@slightlybvrnttoast

3 жыл бұрын

🚞 = *_Z O O M_* =

@Iamthesquidaroni

3 жыл бұрын

@@slightlybvrnttoast train go zoom

@ghoulishffx

3 жыл бұрын

I like Trans

"Jimmy, take out the dog" "Yes, mother" "For a walk, Jimmy.." It allways gets me.

The "I'm punching your salad" joke is probably one of my favorites and i don't know why

@u-thix2436

3 жыл бұрын

Same, its literally just, a random man punching someone else's salad

@queendiscombra

3 жыл бұрын

It's the scream

When I was in elementary school I remember everyone saying "Everybody do the flop!" And now everyone's singing the muffin song. I just want you to know how much your art influenced my childhood 😊

so if I got this right Tom repeatedly have a mother tell her young child that they should say "they wanna die"... thats neat XD

@swiftynoodles1258

5 жыл бұрын

Haha

@swiftynoodles1258

5 жыл бұрын

Haha

@hen0tic02

5 жыл бұрын

Haha

@hen0tic02

5 жыл бұрын

Haha

@mauricecarney3498

5 жыл бұрын

Haha

I really enjoyed this...for some reason asdf3 is still my favourite, and I can’t tell if that’s just because I saw that one first so it made the strongest first impression on me

@ZaneZephyr

6 жыл бұрын

It's the same exact thing for me too!

@itsmetarik

6 жыл бұрын

When are you gonna upload again?

@coolguyx14

6 жыл бұрын

My favorite song from asdf movie is beep beep I'm a sheep. It's catchy

@cybertoad1012

6 жыл бұрын

Holy shit it’s you

@n0anime342

6 жыл бұрын

Same, you where the one who actually who turned me on to it

It's ironic how those scenes were cut off since they weren't ''funny enough'', but the "Who parked their car on my sandwich?" Joke is more iconic than most of the scenes that actually made it into the final video

I am on the AS, and take things super literally, so the: “Knock knock” “Who’s there??” 💥BAM💥 “T H E D O O R” Just...... really resonated with me. Thank u.

@shinymainespoon

Жыл бұрын

Another AS here! I think an asdf14 joke fits spectrum humor _perfectly_ : "WHERE'S MY WIFE??? Oh there's my wife. "WHERE'S MY KEYS??? Oh there's my keys." "OKAY I'm OFF TO WORK! (kiss wife).... Where's the DOOOOOR???"

@SpiderSpiderOnTheWall

Жыл бұрын

Uhhh. Autism supplements?

@haydenuwu

10 ай бұрын

@@SpiderSpiderOnTheWallautism spectrum

@crypt5129

8 ай бұрын

​@@SpiderSpiderOnTheWallhuh

pie flavored pie is still my favorite gag after all this time, just so needlessly extreme and action-packed. action that's packed into a single slow-mo reveal

Does anybody remember? Oh! A butterlfy! She's mine now John

@Tococat6793

6 жыл бұрын

Skiller 1254 me

@CMGThePerson

6 жыл бұрын

I get the refrence. It's a refrence to an ASDFMovie extra, Marmite is terrible.

@ilikethecheeez6185

6 жыл бұрын

Skiller 1254 iii

@onesquishyboi970

6 жыл бұрын

I remeber it

@astrapboy

6 жыл бұрын

asdfmovie9

Tom: the i like trains joke KZread subtitles: *i lIKe tRAinS sTrOkE*

My standard for humor is so low because I still laugh at all the jokes... Yes, all of them

@asz-themoonwalker2771

4 жыл бұрын

If you want math joke.. You can count on me! :D What's the difference between math class and meth class? - Math is less addicting!

@slightlybvrnttoast

3 жыл бұрын

ASZ - The MoonWalker you can *count* on me h a

@Andy_Hendrix_9842

3 жыл бұрын

Ba dum tss

@mewtwo8035

2 жыл бұрын

Same and I don’t laugh or like new jokes.

@eyalm867

2 жыл бұрын

same

Tom, your 2007 randomness is an important part of my childhood, and I'm sure lots of other's in the comment section.

I always wanted Desmond the moon bear to be standing on the moon while the little girl that got punted to the moon flys by

@marksoliman5899

6 жыл бұрын

I thought desmond was the bear who ate the girl who was drawing a bear and then the girl, now inside the bear's stomach says "I wanna go to the moon!" and then gets kicked to the moon, propelling Desmond with her

@bastionunitb7388

6 жыл бұрын

Catto Birdi woah that's deep

@ZGURemixer

6 жыл бұрын

Go watch ASDFmovie YTPS

@valk912

6 жыл бұрын

But better, I always want do the flop guy to go go into space and just make him say EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP and then Desmond the moon bear falls with a whistle down to earth hit the pony with the girl that got punched to the moon riding the pony and then Desmond falls on the two and then they land on a mine turtle and pretty much rip the earth

@awesomediamonds7592

6 жыл бұрын

Vlad Abramov please no.

I remember thinking the "I am punching your salad" joke was the funniest thing in existence.

I loved the I wish people would be nice to me Your wish is STUPID *slaps*

@Larakinerd

4 жыл бұрын

Abby The Cat Lover Such a dainty slap.

@dedlyocen1684

4 жыл бұрын

*Stoopid

@who.where13

4 жыл бұрын

STOOPED

@Orion3101

3 жыл бұрын

I like that one but I’ve always felt like the stupid had a weird delivery

@Yawnford

3 жыл бұрын

That slap was unimpressive, I seen bigger ones *Slap of the decade flashbacks*

“Screw Gravity just doesn’t land” lol

@diegolucano3354

5 жыл бұрын

Mikaekae Ahhh I get it. He doesn’t land because he screwed gravity, right? I think?

The Delivery of "... Mother". Is still by far my favourite thing from any asdfmovie.

@PogieJoe

6 жыл бұрын

That makes me laugh every time.

The best ones are the ones where it's really not possible to describe exactly why it's funny. The 'look at my new dog' one is a perfect example. If there had been no yelling, or the yelling was slightly different, or the animation for the yelling was different, the whole thing would just fall absolutely flat but somehow, it came out as one of the funniest sketches. Same with 'Oh.'

The trumpet joke is the best one out of all of them. The way the trumpet taps out a stiff faceless boy is one of the funniest things I had ever seen.

ma fav asdfmovie joke: YO BRO LOOK AT MY NEW DOG YEAH ITS PRETTY COOL...OHHHHH THERES NO DOG WOOOOO WAAAAA

@mynewaccount2361

4 жыл бұрын

That's literally in the video

@megasauce9388

4 жыл бұрын

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

@kristiepperson8494

4 жыл бұрын

I can here the words just by a small glance.

@Dead_Eye3160

4 жыл бұрын

My New Account b r u h

@crumbycake4158

4 жыл бұрын

My New Account did you read the comment?

Omfg please tell me I'm not the only one who never realised it was vsauce doing the carrots line 😂😂😂 wtaf

@bluecloud4652

6 жыл бұрын

Definitely not

@VelvetThunder99

6 жыл бұрын

his voice sounds so different in this! i've been following them for years and i just realized it is him!

@jonathanfunvideos3090

6 жыл бұрын

Jay Blayk I didn't know up until you said so

Favorite joke: Have you seen mah lemons? I vant mah lemons

@lazuliisanidiot

3 жыл бұрын

The girl: 😳

@beepyboro

3 жыл бұрын

@@lazuliisanidiot she gets turned on

"Hey, have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?" "17 Again?" "Yeah." "It's on the shelf." "Oh. Thanks."

I DIDNT KNOW VSAUSE VOICED THE CARROT JOKE, WHAAAATTT I learned so much about asdfmovie in this video

From one writer to another: many of your jokes may seem predictable or lame to you because you wrote them and you’ve been seeing them over and over before the release. An audience member who is seeing it for the first time won’t have that bias and will just enjoy it for what it is.

@OldJazzysquaz

6 жыл бұрын

"Food always tastes better when someone else makes it"

@schippai3308

6 жыл бұрын

Pix, opinion not fact.

@a7xgh442

6 жыл бұрын

I'm a piano player and the same thing happens to me when I write a song, play it a couple of times and than hate it.

@kojixito

6 жыл бұрын

Very true your always your greatest critic spotting flaws no one else would ever notice and hating what you make but others would love.

@sonicmeerkat

6 жыл бұрын

i see my acting as painfully mediocre and editing as scitsafrenic yet all i ever get is praise unless i outright fail at something.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "THE DOOR!!" I actually use it sometimes, I just love how quotable everything is! It makes for endless laughter among friends who also have seen the series!

@pigeondance

2 жыл бұрын

same!!! i quote some of these, even translated into my native language, pretty often 😂

@sumthngcool4221

2 жыл бұрын

among, AMONG!!!?!!

@sumthngcool4221

2 жыл бұрын

@Ueki - Amogus

@cappertilge8916

2 жыл бұрын

When me and my cousins play ultimate chicken horse we always rush to get the door and when it kills someone we quote asdf

Format for video Tom Hates Joke Me: that was one of my favorites

I still get a laugh out of the OG asdfmovie, inspired the HELL out of me to make KZread cartoons. And it only got better and better.

@penguden_

6 жыл бұрын

F O O D

@fnaffilms3864

6 жыл бұрын

VTAnimation 100th like

@door-to-doorhentaisalesman8137

6 жыл бұрын

VTAnimation HEY GO BACK TO ANIMATING

@prophecyfulfiller

6 жыл бұрын

VTAnimation that’s some smooth advertising

@sadhanboagoas6583

5 жыл бұрын

untill it reached asdfmovie 10 and now it just suckss... the old ones are still awesome tho

6:18 "Screw gravity just doesn't LAND." Good one Tom.

@extraterrestrialcontent

6 жыл бұрын

Dr _ Nomz I JUST GOT IT

Tom: I don't have imposter syndrome anymore also Tom: 14:00

“Were people’s standards just that low back then?” If I am correct, that was humor back then, so probably lol.

Is it werid that i laughed when Tom said “Haha he’s fat and suicidal, wonder that came fro-“ *does something with his throat*

Has Tom reached the pinnacle of self awareness?! Has Tom become sentient?!

@SpiralSine6

6 жыл бұрын

normie twice removed Of course not, everyone knows that Tom is just a computer program.

@daxterquiny

6 жыл бұрын

+

@jamierose3153

6 жыл бұрын

I read it as "Has Tom reached the pineapple of self awarness?!"

@DeadBaron

6 жыл бұрын

normie twice removed (Terminator theme starts playing)

@Ranger_4878

6 жыл бұрын

Well he knows almost everything

9:20 it took me years and I didn’t understand that joke until right now

15:24 I did not recognize Mark's voice earlier.

ASDF 11 is gonna be 0.03 seconds long and you have to astral project your consciousness 7 times into your neighbour's dreams to get trough the 72 layers of irony to understand the jokes

@hydra5998

6 жыл бұрын

*InFuckingseption*

@TheStanishStudios

6 жыл бұрын

Finally, a reason to use the slowest speed on playback

@asadmansha3935

6 жыл бұрын

Which will all lead back to Tom and his depression.

@bgranz99

6 жыл бұрын

The art of layering in this comment is astounding

@ybbelttaw

6 жыл бұрын

8:05

Man, this brings me back! My friends and I in high school would memorize the entire videos and just make the jokes at eachother all the time! Speaking of which, why do you hate the "I am punching your salad" joke? That was one of our favorites to quote! For reference, our favorite joke of all of them was "Now son, don't touch that cactus!"

@fluffydemon1

6 жыл бұрын

I like that joke too

@Moeturr

6 жыл бұрын

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! *drops the fucking baby*

@sillyali

6 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: it was originally gonna be I am punching your son, but due to self censorship he edited it to salad

@GGanon

6 жыл бұрын

I used to download all of the asdf movies and keep em offline on my phone. Me and my friends would secretly watch it in class under the desk when the professor wasn't looking.

@leamsy_fanboy136boy5

6 жыл бұрын

atleast u appriciate hes work

Tomska: I made a minute and a half short out of someone thinking a gun was a camera. Also Tomska: decides to turn one joke into 5 minute skits. Some Things Never Change.

I actually enjoy the randomness of asdf you need to start believing In your own content more

Tom laughing at his own jokes is a whole aesthetic

@Mewchu14

6 жыл бұрын

It's so pure

@somewhatbored2503

6 жыл бұрын

Calvatron Like incest. I mean family-friendly happy times.

How did I not realise the carrot guy was Vsauce

ayy you got a license for that you'll never take me alive *blerp blerp* R I P Trumpet Boy

@Tekni

3 жыл бұрын

blerp blerp ?

@wolfiez3773

3 жыл бұрын

111 likes. Imma ruin it with a like

@beepyboro

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tekni blerp blerp *WE SPEAK IN TRUMPETZ*

6:17 “F**k gravity is a better line, screw just doesn’t _land.”_ AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED WHAT HE DID THERE-

@beepyboro

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it did got _grounded_ *i'll just shut now*

1900 - there’s gonna be cars that fly 2019 - A suicidal MUFFIN

@marklorem

5 жыл бұрын

Fairly sure that the muffin wasn't made this year

@hollieisonyt4459

4 жыл бұрын

-Winden- you’re right

@xd-xrxvenge_7657

4 жыл бұрын

Who wants a muffin

@qwqmaple

4 жыл бұрын

1900 - Theres gonna be original comments! 2019 - This

@Sparkanator

4 жыл бұрын

Cars didn't exist

3:12 I have to agree. 'Pie flavour' is possibly the most timelessly funny.

@toutac8886

6 жыл бұрын

1st reply idk

React to the entire series cutting nothing out

6:43 Unironically good Egoraptor impression

"You're adopted!" is definitely my favorite. It is so uncalled for but it's true! What about that close-up to pup's shocked face along with sad piano sound... my goodness do I love it.

@childofmagikarp7117

6 жыл бұрын

i used to say that to my dog when he did something bad insted of yelling at him. he got so sad and went to bed

I actually find "screw gravity" sort of smoother than "fuck gravity". So in a mind of one meaningless viewer, you made the better choice. Also, it'd be awesome if you remade those cut and "censored" jokes and published them, maybe to this account, if not to the primary. I want to see that "I wonder if my baby can fly" animated.

@extraterrestrialcontent

6 жыл бұрын

TehAnonymous same I wanna see baby not fly

@diegosanchez5412

2 жыл бұрын

asdfmovie: the lost jokes

"Can you hold my baby?" " *No apparently not* "

@cmyk8964

3 жыл бұрын

That’s the spiritual successor to the “I wonder if my baby can fly.” joke he self-censored out

Are you ever tired of being random? .... *Me Neither*

HeY WoUlDnT It Be FuNnY iF I GoT HiT By A TrAiN....

@chlomationsowo4086

5 жыл бұрын

Oh nuu

@xeleicum_8737

5 жыл бұрын

Wat is wron wit chu?

@menamesbigchungus5548

5 жыл бұрын

@@xeleicum_8737 r/woooosh

@Naga_V

5 жыл бұрын

I like turtles

@anonymousperson6228

5 жыл бұрын

That sounds really boring. I USE MY HAIR TO EXPRESS MYSELF.

Even though the jokes are so stupid, I still laugh every single time.

@renato5101

5 жыл бұрын

Jershea Ventosa Me too ;)

@liviwaslost

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@k2_x376

Жыл бұрын

Yes?

3:35 ‘Hey wouldn’t it be funny if I got hit by a train?’

7:31 I want to see that minute and a half version

THROW THE C H E E S E

@blackcountryme

5 жыл бұрын

Everytime the film impedance day is on!

@mypokemoncarddecksoyeah3221

5 жыл бұрын

But its oppisate day

@jayisajellyfish

5 жыл бұрын

I hate cheese...if you want to know why you have to check Nickelodeon UK...

@whalecat8049

5 жыл бұрын

What is the name of the anime on ur profile pic

@olafs20016

5 жыл бұрын

Kaylee Rules and likes to Game I hate cheese because I call it the “Too much cheese taste” if you don’t know I made it up. It’s basically is that it’s just a getting sick of cheese thing. And it tastes horrible

The first time I watched asdf movies was when I was 7. I remember asking my mum, ‘Hey mum, what’s a homosexual?”. I was banned from the computer. Thanks Tom.

@bigmanj4929

6 жыл бұрын

Josie Jones HAHHAHA

@leamsy_fanboy136boy5

6 жыл бұрын

this is why u never ask ur parents, ask your friends

@starlite5154

6 жыл бұрын

XD

@callistoanims5702

6 жыл бұрын

DIAMONDEMERALD17 They said when they were *7*

@jareddrawsthings6727

6 жыл бұрын

?

I always thought the “tie is evil and its going to kill me.” Was “help my diabetes is evil and going to kill me.” Or diet was gonna kill him

"The Puppy has a knife" Where'd I heard that before

I love asdfmovie except for the kids in my school who say “I aM a SteGoSauRus” all the time and “I lIkE tRaiNs”

@shaunaemery9618

5 жыл бұрын

say im hungry

@spqcestarlight1673

5 жыл бұрын

Shauna Emery I’m hungry.

@shaunaemery9618

5 жыл бұрын

@@spqcestarlight1673 hi hungry im dad

@spqcestarlight1673

5 жыл бұрын

Shauna Emery *gets out glock*

@Delihlah

5 жыл бұрын

It's just a shared piece of humor among people. :) Nothing wrong with it

This was filmed when they released the muffin song and now they're releasing the muffin game

@theunlucky1326

4 жыл бұрын

Hey what time is it

@syrilascended1172

4 жыл бұрын

@@theunlucky1326 ITS MUFFIN TIMEE

@theunlucky1326

4 жыл бұрын

Ha ha ha time of death ,muffin time

@gigabyte6614

3 жыл бұрын

The Unlucky 13 wait what

@beepyboro

3 жыл бұрын

@@syrilascended1172 uhh..Actually it's 12:30.

Fun fact! I remember for a short time when I was younger, my mom banned me from quoting asdfmovie because I kept doing it over and over again. She only allowed the 6th one because she fell on the excuse that it was ‘too violent’ and asdfmovie6 was apparently the ‘clean’ one. To this day, the 6th episode in particular just feels different due to how much times I’ve rewatched it compared to the others

I never even noticed that was Egoraptor, same with how I never noticed most of the other people you had in the show till later on.

asdf movie is gonna be 10 years old? whoa time goes quick. bye bye childhood haha

On the 11th anniversary, make "The ASDF movie I wanted to make" where you use all the better versions of the jokes, like "Hey can my baby fly?" And the better version of "Beep beep I'm a sheep"

@evrenandtheivy2288

6 жыл бұрын

Spudwood yES

@fubernuckthree2022

6 жыл бұрын

Spudwood yes

@Electra_1203

6 жыл бұрын

A bit late: the 10th anniversary was 2017 xD

@spudward1801

6 жыл бұрын

Brad Wright I meant 11th XD

@user-xe6ww4rp9w

6 жыл бұрын

And the ****** gravity instead of screw joke!

"Why is the baby on fire?" "BUY ME MORE JEWELLERY!"

The best thing was edd saying *i like trains*

The "is this you?" - joke is probably my favourite one of the whole series, idunno why

@businesszeus4864

3 жыл бұрын

Hello!

“To prove that i dont hate asdfmovie...” ...YES! “Ive decided ill go through them” s h i t

@dontspikemydrink9382

6 жыл бұрын

Braydon why shit

@ThatGuyRNA

Жыл бұрын

@@dontspikemydrink9382 and we would never find out

🎵 What a lovely day to walk down the road and if I ever stop singing I will explode 🎵 Hey Steven! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE (Explodes)

@Pomeranian_hi

4 жыл бұрын

*rode*

@orcabeast8006

4 жыл бұрын

Pomeranianz•v• Samz omg I am so stupid how did I not realize that! I’m fixing it now, thanks for pointing it out

@Pomeranian_hi

4 жыл бұрын

Np!

@EmbeddedWithin

4 жыл бұрын

“But its Opposite Day.”

@Pomeranian_hi

4 жыл бұрын

@@EmbeddedWithin frick _explosion_

original script for this video: “hey you! I’m Thomas “Tomska” Ridgewell and welcome back to CONTENT!” “yesnt” “goodbye”

6:19 this just in: gravity joke doesn't land

@a.r.e.3803

6 жыл бұрын

Boop b u r n

@rotz394

6 жыл бұрын

Ha!

@tenej6992

6 жыл бұрын

Omg...

@QtheWhatever

6 жыл бұрын

you are disgusting

@duck-eat-2486

6 жыл бұрын

XD that is very very good!

I did a placement in a hotel in Lanzarote in 2013. The pay was crap so I signed up to the hotel's babysitting service for extra money because that paid €15 an hour. The first child I babysat was 12 and told me about asdf movie (or A S D F movie as he called it) and sang me the entire I Like Trains song. As someone who had heard of but never watched any of asdf movie it was a pretty bizarre experience.

@cg19

6 жыл бұрын

what an amazing child you babysat

@whez777

6 жыл бұрын

computerguy19 Wow some people send 12 year old children to be babtsitted? That's like feeding 6 year old child feeding breast milk

@Harri_Jay_Kay

6 жыл бұрын

Bonk Well first of all he was in a hotel in a foreign country so It's not the same as being left at home really. But also he he had a little sister, she was just asleep at this point.

@whez777

6 жыл бұрын

HarrietTwelveThree Oh ok

@blablamanpivot

6 жыл бұрын

I say A S D F Movie too But I think that’s because in French, saying Asdf Movie sounds like saying Bgrfjk It sounds better in english

5-year-old me watching asdfmovie 1: Hahaha, this is funny 14-year-old me: LMAO, still funny

@iisgreen6930

3 жыл бұрын

14-year-old me- This is hilarious 14-year-old me a few days later- THERE'S 14??? 14-year-old me the next day- they're even funnier the second time 14 year old me after the 3rd rewatch- why is this still funny 14-year-old me after the 5th rewatch- Are these actually funny or did I trick myself? 14-year-old me after the 15th rewatch- I have a problem

16:05 my phone fell when he said oops