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Tom: BAD jokes. You guys make bad jokes. Also Tom: **Loses his mind laughing at BAL MAN**
@MolliCartoonist
2 жыл бұрын
ikr 🤣
@volcanoherogc6057
2 жыл бұрын
*BALL MAN*
@wartygourd
2 жыл бұрын
BALL MAN!!!
@malpkakefirek
2 жыл бұрын
Ok, maybe I don't have humor. But what's funny with bal man? The joke really missed me ._.
@freakensweet1019
2 жыл бұрын
@@malpkakefirek Yeah. I’m pretty slow but I still can’t figure it out
I like that Tom has the same amount of anger in his voice towards jokes that he loves as he does towards jokes that he hates
@thatperson1009
2 жыл бұрын
It is like a contained Gordon Ramsey
@chintex_
2 жыл бұрын
There is a fine line between love and hate and these jokes are doing a trapeze act on it.
@danang5
2 жыл бұрын
he hate the bad joke as much as he mad at himself by the fact that he doesnt come up with the good one
@StansStuff
2 жыл бұрын
Its called self hatred
@dankmachine
2 жыл бұрын
“Why did you think this is for asdfmovie?!” vs “Why didn’t I think of this for asdfmovie?!”
I like how the ONLY joke that actually made Tom laugh didn't get into the movie. That's dedication.
@Knee6811
9 ай бұрын
it was too perfect to be in the movie
@Maussiegamer
8 ай бұрын
bal man works because of its low quality
@mikaelious9550
8 ай бұрын
It was already drawn, he couldn't have possibly outdone it
@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa
6 ай бұрын
you cant improve upon perfection
@peterstangl8295
5 ай бұрын
you could say it takes some... BALS, MAN
Two skits that I was sad to see didn’t make the cut were 1. YOU JUST GOT JOHN’ED 2.Bal Man
@wheselton
3 ай бұрын
YoUVe JuSSt bEEn tommed
@Topdowner09-vj3lp
3 ай бұрын
Bal man
@pinkgamer1105
3 ай бұрын
the bal man skit was too perfect
@jaybehkay2438
2 ай бұрын
You just got John’d is so good I’m so mad it didn’t make it
@HugoReeds
2 ай бұрын
That “cup of Joe” one could have worked if instead of a cup of Steve it was a cup of John
I’m sad that “get johned” and “stepbrother doing tax fraud” didn’t make it in, but hopefully they will be in a future asdfmovie
@Kitsunegami
2 жыл бұрын
heheh you just got johned
@Ghostly_writer
2 жыл бұрын
The wife leaving the kids and him not making the cut also makes me sad
@user_hat
2 жыл бұрын
you just got Johned
@memelordmog8071
Жыл бұрын
@@Kitsunegami i cannot express how much i wheezed reading this
@orcaaugust05
Жыл бұрын
Dad: Are you winning son? Son: I’m commiting tax fraud.
Can't stop laughing at "My fire is done!" * _proceeds to eat fire_ *
@lacucaracha111111
2 жыл бұрын
Just Natsu things
@jad4693
2 жыл бұрын
I expected him to cut a piece of the fire out in that part
@PearlCrown292
2 жыл бұрын
Its like the "whats for dinner" one
@sycho-tech5104
2 жыл бұрын
They kinda botched it though. The fire was supposed to be in the oven, with someone being concerned about the smoke.
@im-bad-at-games9639
2 жыл бұрын
same
Imagine: "This isn't my cup of Joe" *YOU JUST GOT JOHN'D*
I think half of Tom's earthly suffering is caused by him having to deal with the literal humor he instilled in his fans
@Sonichero151
3 ай бұрын
But bal man clearly gave him like 900 more years of life
@Lucifersfursona
9 күн бұрын
See also: Daniel Howell
I really wish the "GET JOHN'D" joke gets used at some point, you should keep it in your back pocket, Tom.
@SouthernersSax
2 жыл бұрын
...merch?
@KernelLeak
2 жыл бұрын
You mean "get hit by a toilet that's dropped on/at you"?
@GoetzeLP
2 жыл бұрын
You just got John'd...
@JL_Pdsv
2 жыл бұрын
I agree and you know why
@choofiewoo4875
2 жыл бұрын
Little John as John
We really get to see Tom’s sense of humour in this one.
@gabio3079
2 жыл бұрын
What do you mean?
@gabio3079
2 жыл бұрын
Super good videos!
@joekicka5590
2 жыл бұрын
👁👄👁
@jazzyboxer
2 жыл бұрын
it's a guy advertising his mediocre videos by spamming comments
@Aurora_Animates
2 жыл бұрын
BALMAN
The fact that they actually made “I like trans” into a shirt is hilarious and wholesome
@FriskDrinksBrisk
8 күн бұрын
@thelexikitty has one. It looks really good on her
Tom: "literal jokes are bad" *person who's distant being distant Tom: "YES"
My humor has been so fucking deepfried that I laughed like an infant at at the ball man skit for an embarrassing amount of time
@antoine5497
2 жыл бұрын
The ball man was great
@joekicka5590
2 жыл бұрын
👁👄👁
@PupRiku
2 жыл бұрын
I'm crying
@FluffyJackie
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@Aurora_Animates
2 жыл бұрын
Same I’m dying
Boomer humour: "I hate my wife." Millenial humour: "I hate my life." Zoomer humour: "bal man"
@FannToons
Жыл бұрын
"Hey look, a ball!"
@davidelliott2501
Жыл бұрын
@@FannToons *BAL MAN*
@FannToons
Жыл бұрын
@@davidelliott2501 *lauging*
@blue52611
Жыл бұрын
That’s the thing, that’s the joke that made me laugh the most 😂
@dumdumsponge6568
Жыл бұрын
That’s gen z
If you ever do another one of these, here’s a joke you can only do in asdfmovie. It is comprised of one skit across two scenes. Scene one: There is a normal “I like trains” sketch where he shows up in a scene where you really don’t want people to get hurt, except for the fact that he doesn’t actually say anything, and the audience is left thinking that the joke is a simple “lack of followup” joke. The scene ends, but our skit does not. Scene two: Scene two begins with a normal setup for a joke before the punchline is interupted by the distant sounds of a train. No train is shown, but the joke is clear. It follows up on the previous scene in a way that A. Makes the lack of punchline in the first scene now be revealed to be a setup for the second scene, B. Allows for humor in the unexpected, and C. Uses genocide as a punchline, which is funny
@squiggsmcdolphin9506
5 ай бұрын
Oh that's fucked up 💀💀💀
@machinedramon3532
2 ай бұрын
You could add a whole nother layer of brick joke two it by adding a third scene at the end of the video where we cut back to the first skit and the train has narrowly missed whatever it was.
The 'That's cut!' joke is amazing, because of the one bit he forgot to read out - 'There is applause'. So the rest of the hairdresser's is filled with guests already turned around in their little swivelly chairs, and hairdressers standing with scissors and straightening-irons in their hands, and then they all clap. That's great!
The fact that Tom himself had to clarify that skits MUST end in violence is really funny to me
@happythekobold1018
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, its pretty much the creator killing the 4th wall breaker just to prove him wrong
@professordoungut
2 жыл бұрын
Very Tom
@Lunar1us
2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, my most liked comment ever I feel proud And thanks for the support
@indestructiblebedrock7549
Жыл бұрын
@@happythekobold1018 tomska is god in asdfmovie universe
@P-nk-m-na
Жыл бұрын
@@happythekobold1018 breaking the FIFTH wall
Tom: "You wrote the WORST asdfmovie EVER" Also Tom: *Laughs at 90% of the tweets shown in this vid*
@cobaltchromee7533
2 жыл бұрын
90% of tweets in this video is like, 25 maybe? And he said that people responded over 1000 times
@richardbottom9843
2 жыл бұрын
would you wanna see him for hours giving absolutely no reactions to the 1000 tweets that werent even considered for this vid because they were that bad?
@mathildadeer
2 жыл бұрын
@@richardbottom9843 yes
@vladimirirkhin
2 жыл бұрын
@@mathildadeer well there's 20 extra minutes of this... On the Patreon
@mooflechuck2127
2 жыл бұрын
@@cobaltchromee7533 he just took the horrendously bad and outrageously good ones
The bagel one could have been funny if it was a double fakeout: (Smug ass voice)“Hey Man, did you know you are what you eat” “…no, you are” (Smug dude turns into another person, they both start screaming)
@B.-T.
4 ай бұрын
No, the way to make it funny is for the guy to turn into another person, and after an awkward pause he has to admit he's a cannibal.
@minifye
2 ай бұрын
@@B.-T.anticlimax version: he doesn’t even change
I like that Tom gets such a chuckle out of some of these. He deserves to laugh after giving all of us such wonderful laughter over the years lol
@joshsavage007
9 ай бұрын
He’d better laugh, or else the Smiley Man will get hungry
This short film depicts an artist either monumentally underestimating his audience or perfectly estimating his audience.
@serban031
2 жыл бұрын
Perfectly, I would say
@Flotube444
2 жыл бұрын
Schrödinger's audience ...
@dybiosol
2 жыл бұрын
Well what can I say. You just got john'd.
@micahphilson
2 жыл бұрын
This was the peak of his audience, he perfectly estimated the other 99% or so.
@thisisaterribleargument_but
Жыл бұрын
bal man
To be fair, "it's the thing but literally" is a lot of asdf movie humour
@GaomonAndLucario
2 жыл бұрын
I think a lot of people miss a lot of the point of those jokes though. They subvert expectations. A lot of the literal jokes weren't really subverting expectations... It was just them knowing the fact that it is literally what the character said. The nothing can stop me now joke is a literal joke but it subverts your expectations by having it LITERALLY be nothing, not a guy named Nothing or anything like that. Just the literal void. That's what makes it funny.
@DrewskiGames24
2 жыл бұрын
@@GaomonAndLucario great Ted Talk
@alexaczigany9470
2 жыл бұрын
My favorites are the play with words ones, like the "Hey baby, are you an angel? 'Cause I'm allergic to feathers!" *agressively vomits* That one stays with me for life.
@Kozmic_CL
2 жыл бұрын
@@GaomonAndLucario I think the fact that joke works is because it's not so blatantly obvious as others. For example, "You are what you eat" is a phrase that you don't really hear anywhere unless someone is trying to make a similar joke. So as soon as we heard the phrase, we know what the joke's gonna be and automatically becomes unfunny. On the other hand, "Nothing can stop me" is such a common phrase in media that we don't instantly think of the literal meaning of it. As Tom mentioned, this causes you to figure out the joke after the skit has passed. Your explanation makes it seem as is both punchlines are inherently different when they aren't. Both are about literally displaying what was said. Having it literally be nothing is the same as having the person literally become what they eat. The REAL difference is the setup of the joke. One setup immediately gives away the joke while the other one isn't as obvious. That's where the subversion of expectations really resides.
@alexsiemers7898
2 жыл бұрын
He didn’t even realize the “you’ve been so distant” or “nothing can stop me” bits are exactly that
I think it’s great how you have managed to raise a generation that can come up with jokes based on your own sense of humour.
The literal jokes just goes to show how well fans have figured out asdfmovie
Man imagine how much pride and joy you would have making Tomska hysterically laugh his ass off BAL MAN
@siliswest498
Жыл бұрын
I even have that video on my folder
@FlareStorms
Жыл бұрын
*uncontrollable laughter*
@sadlobster1
Жыл бұрын
I don't get the Bal Man joke at ALL
@siliswest498
Жыл бұрын
@@sadlobster1 that’s the point
@JimmiusCarrelius
Жыл бұрын
@@sadlobster1 you're not supposed to
I really like the "wanna hear something funny". Just, instead of ripping off the ears, have them plug their ears, becuase you can make that work even though they don't actually have ears
@Lucifersfursona
9 күн бұрын
“Wanna hear something runny?” (Runs away)
10:06 man went through all the stages of grief
I think the "Not all skits have to end in violence!" "They do" bit being Tom that shot the guy makes it all the better
@strwbrrisoiree
2 жыл бұрын
I think this is perfect without the “they do”
@just-a-fnf-fan
Жыл бұрын
always has been
@niasiamack9333
Жыл бұрын
Yes.
@GarryTale
Жыл бұрын
bal man
@timdadwagan
Жыл бұрын
Who else is going to make sure the jobs done
"What are you doing, step bro?" "I'm committing tax fraud" This could and should be an actual asdfmovie joke
@smonkk8556
2 жыл бұрын
you can just tell it wasnt in this one because he wants to put it in an actual asdf
@BaconPinata
2 жыл бұрын
I hope if he does use it, it’s just “tax fraud” said in the most monotone, soulless way possible. “I’m committing” would make it too long. It needs to be quick and concise.
@grandre3464
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, tax fraud jokes are wayyyyyyy too overused, along with “arson” or “war crimes”. Some people just say “hey guys, I’m committing *insert crime*! Funny, right?”
@SirQuack-mi9sz
2 жыл бұрын
@grandre comedy is about subversion of expectations, the ‘what are you doing step-bro?’ implies something sexual and tax-fraud is the opposite of that so it really will probably work quite well
@grandre3464
2 жыл бұрын
@@SirQuack-mi9sz Yeah, but I feel like the joke has been ruined by the people who rely on it as their only punch line (like the type of people mentioned in my previous comment)
Honestly the Get John'd joke had a lot of potential especially if getting john'd turned the person into a john with a violent transformation like a werewolf transformation but since the asdf artstyle is like that you wouldn't be able to tell what even happened
i had an idea to make the you are what you eat joke funnier Guy 1: **eating an apple** HEY! You are what you eat **turns into apple** Guy 2: **still human** Guy 1: **face slowly contorts to a scared and shocked expression**
*well writen, structured, original joke* Tom: ._. "Look a ball" "Bal man" Tom: *W H E E Z E*
@ceptemzorpus
Жыл бұрын
not even a wheeze an absolute decimation of this poor boys lungs
He has two responses: 1: he thinks it’s so good that he starts screaming. 2. Threatens to send the person to hell.
@dulce9707
2 жыл бұрын
Amd drinks
@YasFunny63
2 жыл бұрын
You forgot "bc like, it's literally the litteral" and "what did this? Was it this?"
@thegoldengood4725
Жыл бұрын
3. bal man
@VanNessy97
Жыл бұрын
3. BECAUSE THE LITERAL- (aggressively drinks wine)
@Zazume_
Жыл бұрын
3. I'm committing tax fraud.
fun fact: assuming each joke aged him by an hour, Tom has only aged by about 1/8 of a year.
You know the sink joke would be much better if: “You should let that sink in” … *Both of them proceed to slowly sink through the floor*
bal man is the peak of modern comedy shame on tom for not putting it in
@santumChannelYes
11 ай бұрын
you can't improve perfection
@dontseemyprofilepic3157
8 ай бұрын
@@santumChannelYes "NEVER IMPROVE UPON PERFECTION SOUNDWAVE" -bal man
@SE_2607
7 ай бұрын
the bal man joke was already perfect
@PoisonousPen
6 ай бұрын
I’m hoping to see a Bal Man cameo in the next ASDFmovie 😂👍🤞
Tom: *hates half the jokes* Also tom: *laughs hysterically at bal man*
@mrtrappedchest7160
10 ай бұрын
the pinnacle of comedy
8:23 That's the thing, we have reached a point where no one really knows what's funny anymore
I love the reaction Tom has to Bal Man, it fills me with so much life seeing him laugh like that
Love how Tom calls most of these terrible, though they are the exact same type of jokes he'd come up with.
@scribblecloud
2 жыл бұрын
right 😂
@shadowtrooper313
2 жыл бұрын
Terrible jokes are usually the funniest
@BlindMelonLord
2 жыл бұрын
you’re not wrong.
@mr.stuffdoer8483
2 жыл бұрын
Seriously he’s done so many literal jokes
@TsusakuCohenat
2 жыл бұрын
@@mr.stuffdoer8483 And now you have your answer, why he hates them.
Tom making fun of people doing "The thing but literally" seemed more like a self-burn than anything.
@extraterrestrialteeth
2 жыл бұрын
Those are rare
@InsertFunnyThingHere
2 жыл бұрын
To be fair most of these are overused jokes anyways
@rileydavidson180
2 жыл бұрын
Hello, Mine Turtle!
@oldvlognewtricks
2 жыл бұрын
Especially when ‘you’ve been distant lately’ is exactly that
@cesarmadero05
2 жыл бұрын
It is. He hates that he does not hates it enough. It's such a auto-check.
You're right Tom. The best jokes have already been written... Specifically the "mind that bus, what bus, splat" joke was written in the 80s for Red Dwarf and that guy plagiarised the shit out of it 😂
Really goes to show how important the animation and voice work itself is to how funny one of these jokes actually is
Oh my god I actually made it in, I did NOT expect to make it in 12:10 Absolutely splendid
@avcables_
2 жыл бұрын
Congrats dude!
@Aurora_Animates
2 жыл бұрын
Yooo
@axob
2 жыл бұрын
what time did you expect to make it into, 5:22 ?
@Pixelcraftian
2 жыл бұрын
@@axob AM or PM?
@coolclam98
2 жыл бұрын
(courtesy of me for posting this on the server, lol)
The mad scientist one felt like it should have been in a Crash Zoom episode, while Lucy stands on looking very confused.
@schhur
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe
@lucynaaa
2 жыл бұрын
what
@marbeardontknow2870
2 жыл бұрын
For some reason he made me think of the guy from word girl
@lennahcmarblesmonstersandm6070
2 жыл бұрын
@@marbeardontknow2870 Which one?
@Mushboom37
2 жыл бұрын
@@lennahcmarblesmonstersandm6070 the rat guy
I just thought of something that I think is funny so imma gonna do it even though he’s not doin it anymore Subway Speaker: Please mind the gap. Person #1: no. **falls down the Grand Canyon**
"they do" being an animated tom is the icing on the cake
"you've been so distant lately" was a perfect fit for the series executed flawlessly, as were "my fire is done" and "nothing can stop me now"
@tornadomash00
Жыл бұрын
bal man
@cynderalian
Жыл бұрын
The smash one was perfect.
@DanTheCasualMan
Жыл бұрын
It should've gone like Villian: NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW! superhero: Ok *leaves* Villian: *fades away screaming*
@Tyranitar.
Жыл бұрын
@@cynderalian I mean in like 3 seconds it got outdated.
@Alexander59059
Жыл бұрын
@@Tyranitar. I have no clue what it’s referencing but I still think it’s hilarious
Man I really feel like the “our son is a handful” joke really missed the chance to bring back “haha now you’re blind”
@alextunneyware
2 жыл бұрын
Husband and wife laughing to each other. Husband: "Gee, our son sure is a handful." Wife opens her hands to reveal a small person standing in her palm. Son: "I have violated the Geneva Convention on numerous occasions"
@urmomgay
2 жыл бұрын
@@alextunneyware gold
4:46 the fact he says it's hard implies that he's tried
@Anarqism
6 ай бұрын
hasn't he
Anyone: "time to make a funny joke!" TomSka: "I have one better.. Tax fraud"
I just love how the Bal Man skit is the most watched in the video. I personally come back at least once a week just to see Tom laugh his ass out
@aldoorlando1393
Жыл бұрын
Incredibile come nessuno vi abbia ancora notato
@gab_v250
Жыл бұрын
same honestly. It's so genuinely funny
@mactv8968
Жыл бұрын
UOMO PALA💀
@Webbyhx
Жыл бұрын
Ma salve
@osvaldosfasciaseggiole9598
Жыл бұрын
@@mactv8968 PALLUOMO
I wonder if Tomska purposefully left bal man out just so that everyone can meme about his laughter instead
@toasterdotpng
Жыл бұрын
he didnt put in bal man because it is already perfect in execution
@nstar6412
Жыл бұрын
I think because he's gonna use it in his actual asdfmovie
@Ms.Anonymous
Жыл бұрын
I mean even an amazing animator like Ben couldn't do the original comic justice
@K_Z_Man
Жыл бұрын
His laugh kinda sounds like Mutahar's
@PuffyPinkSpirit
10 ай бұрын
3:00 The words that Tom said are not only just a bit disturbing, but it's letting Puffy see reality.
Could we make this an annual thing? I enjoyed how you reacted to the suggestions and seeing which ones end up animated
I love how Tom goes through all 5 stages of grief every time he finds a good joke😂😂😂
I want to see Tom read off his old asdf scripts like this. “Hey baby, you lookin fine. Then a baby says ‘hey thanks Jerry, you too.’ Because it’s the LITERAL-“ *sips wine*
@Engineer_Who
2 жыл бұрын
More like *CHUGS WINE*
@thebiolibrary5572
2 жыл бұрын
"One guy says 'What did you get for your birthday?' then he says 'I got older,' and then he actually gets way older, HAHAHAHA" *wine devouring*
@doomyboi
2 жыл бұрын
IT'S LITERALLY THE THI- **proceeds to chef's kiss the Nothing can Stop Me Now pun**
@iantaakalla8180
Жыл бұрын
“Aw look at the little baby!” *waaaaaaaa* “And now look at the big baby!” **WA.**
These are actually quite good. You can tell these are written by people who have watched a lot of the asdf movies and get the vibe. Kudos to Tom for encouraging people to create their jokes instead of them giving them away for free and someone else making money off of them.
@jonathanb3899
2 жыл бұрын
😬 Hmmmmmm
@jeremyrush2018
2 жыл бұрын
Even the bal man?
@KindredPhantom
2 жыл бұрын
@@jeremyrush2018 even the ball man
@Toobero
2 жыл бұрын
Something tells me you're a Ao3 user..
@KindredPhantom
2 жыл бұрын
@@Toobero don't know what that is, so that'll be a no
Its honestly impresive how badly tom managed to ruin the delivery on almost all of these jokes
I wonder if there will ever be a part 2 to this. Or 3. Maybe 5? Tom can just buy more wine.
I thought the fire-food was the best one, but the execution of "nothing can stop me now!" was fucking amazing.
@mnooper
2 жыл бұрын
ty :)
@Nugcon
2 жыл бұрын
nothing can stop me now is such asdfmovie
@dracomurdock6349
2 жыл бұрын
Oddly, while picturing that comic, I thought of the 'Nothing can stop me now' from the parody video of Yugi playing poker. The voice fits so perfectly.
@Dabigboii
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly dor the fire dish, it would be awesome if it was crunchy as f
I'm surprised I didn't think of the idea of having a "Fansdfmovie" kind of thing. I'm also surprised Tom hasn't thought of that yet either. Until now, obviously.
@NunofYerbizness
2 жыл бұрын
I remember there were fanmade asdfmovies from back before asdfmovie5 was released (The "You were an accident" line notably heard in cartoonlover98's YTP, "You Are A Sad, Strange Little Man" came from one of those fanmade asdf's)
@BonW
2 жыл бұрын
@@NunofYerbizness Oh yeah I remember watching those. I remember a fanmade asdfmovie 10 was made that had a weird egg joke that kept being repeated
@krendilsshieldheart6344
2 жыл бұрын
But somewhere in an alternate universe a sandwich did think of this
@BobbinRobbin777
2 жыл бұрын
no joke, but ultrasdf is one of the funniest videos i have ever seen in my entire life.
6:47 Ask LineChu they know "lots" about tax fraud/evasion
9:19 Instead it should be… Guy runs up to a second guy eating a hamburger and says “hey, did you know that you are what you eat?” The second guy is shown again as a cow and says “oh”
Lots of great jokes but I'm a bit disappointed no Butt That Farts submissions; wondering how to expand the lore for the next song
@Randoman590
2 жыл бұрын
Please don't encourage them
@Cardinalt
2 жыл бұрын
Those jokes make me want to die _BUTT-_
@doomkittydoomkitty
2 жыл бұрын
John: OH NO!! YOU'RE A BUTT!! Prankee: I AM?!?! John: HAH! YOU JUST GOT JO-- Prankee: ...No.. John: ..What? Prankee: I didn't get Johnned this time, John. John: Wait a minute, butt--
@coolindividual81
2 жыл бұрын
i just dropped a blueberry i was eating and it's all your fault
@doomkittydoomkitty
2 жыл бұрын
@@coolindividual81 butt-
Judging by the title I’m guessing it’s just thirteen iterations of the buttfart skit.
@JackRackam
2 жыл бұрын
Ouch
@reda84.
2 жыл бұрын
@@JackRackam what tf are you doing here?
@supermarioplushes2517
2 жыл бұрын
@@JackRackam hi
@PupRiku
2 жыл бұрын
The buttfart was PEAK humour.
@JackRackam
2 жыл бұрын
@@reda84. Watchin Tom aren't I
the fact that it was tom who said "they do" ...iconic
Bal man has become a randomly occuring joke with my friends now. sometimes it'll be completely silent and someone will just go "look a ball" and then they receive a chorus of "BAL MAN!!!" back to them
I like that I can literally never tell when he likes or hates a joke till he verbalizes it.
@Scrble1
2 жыл бұрын
B A L L M A N
I probably wouldn’t have laughed at “bal man” if he didn’t laugh Fuckin contagious
@popkornboy3339
2 жыл бұрын
can you explain the joke though? I don't get it
@spiderbots
2 жыл бұрын
@@popkornboy3339 me neither tbh. I think that’s why it’s funny
@popkornboy3339
2 жыл бұрын
@☁️CloudyPlays☁️ I realised
@AllenGrimm1145
2 жыл бұрын
Heresy.
Everyone wondering why Bal man didn't make the cut: You can't change perfection
Funny pattern I noticed : the jokes Tom didn’t like were written like jokes he had made in other videos !
Not sure if Tom intentionally or unintentionally glossed over the “look what CAME in the mail” joke
@lesheyso2952
2 жыл бұрын
Haha coom
I think the "you are what you eat" joke would've been funnier if the guy was just revealed to be a cannibal, and thus everyone in the universe is a cannibal
@joshsavage007
9 ай бұрын
Smiley Man origins confirmed?
@zapzap1485
7 ай бұрын
OOOOH THAT SMART
@theomni1012
6 ай бұрын
Dude I was legitimately about to comment the same thing
i love how stuff can be so stupid that its funny
"Look, a ball, bal man" * Velociraptor *
I love that the most replayed part of this video isn't the animated part but it's Tom laughing hysterically at BAL MAN
Tom losing his shit is funnier than most of the jokes/skits he's reading, thus making them funny.
@orangejuice1109
Жыл бұрын
Bal Man
@BigWackyFella
Жыл бұрын
@@orangejuice1109 man I can't believe bal man didn't make it in
I swear the ‘ball man’ had me suffocating with laughter for a few minutes
You know what I could go for right now? fansdfmovie2.
I oddly found Tom reacting to the jokes funnier than the jokes themselves.
@marlikbudvergard
2 жыл бұрын
Ball man
@lazyavatar2479
2 жыл бұрын
same
@Thepsicho22
2 жыл бұрын
I know, right?
@Joopyter724
2 жыл бұрын
B A L L M A N
@bruhmodeactive3211
2 жыл бұрын
B. A. L. L. M. A. N.
I think Tom really likes the literal jokes, we should send him more
@Zenyx64
2 жыл бұрын
Let's make his day!
@pyramidteam9961
2 жыл бұрын
@@Zenyx64 _spinning the earth to create a day because it because its what you said literally happenign om y god htats so thfuynyG!!!1e_
@Zenyx64
2 жыл бұрын
@@pyramidteam9961 Oh my god that is the funniest thing I've ever heard! _cut to my life being miserable because that mediocrity was the funniest thing I've heard. It's again taken literally and therefore even still funny do yOU GET IT_
Pride here pride there, not satisfied till its everywhere. In you hair and in your eye, pride will consume till all have died.
Lines for Asdkmovie2 (my fanmade version) Man: oh god it's cake man! Narrator: and now cake (Then a cake appears with a face saying AHHH! I'm a ghost now!) Man: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
@cringekiddo
Жыл бұрын
…
I genuinely enjoyed Tomska having a good laugh over the jokes than the fanmade asdf. Not saying that the fanmade was bad, just that I think I like hearing people bat around jokes and ideas more.
@cloudedarctrooperdtq3532
2 жыл бұрын
Ball man
I can't explain why, but I REALLY love the "I like trains" wedding joke. So glad he found someone with the same passion as him👌🏻🚂
@whosdr
2 жыл бұрын
It subverts your expectations twice! So yeah actually pretty good.
@calebdaily1049
2 жыл бұрын
even if they got railroaded
@BlackNomad1
2 жыл бұрын
I dunno, seems to me they have a one track mind. But I don’t wanna say it too loudly incase I derail him. Boom. There you go Tom. Your welcome bud 😉
@pacifistminigun3987
2 жыл бұрын
@@BlackNomad1 *GOSH DAMN IT*
tom is such a relatable mood the entire video XD
"person says a metaphor and then the literal meaning of the statement occurs" is like the primary joke in actual asdfmovie series, you cultivated those jokes.
Surfshark, still sponsors Tom, even after he publicly said "Surfshark, please fire me".
@joekicka5590
2 жыл бұрын
👁👄👁
@heitorgdo
2 жыл бұрын
"They don't care" said Tom
@kharnthebetrayer8251
2 жыл бұрын
At this point. I think they're engaged in a game of Chicken
@Summergch
2 жыл бұрын
Tbf, they sponsored THAT video as well, so I'd say they were very ok with working with him even after seeing it. And also, idk how many videos are left on that deal, but i remember he said it was a determinate amount so maybe they're just waiting for it to end and they'll think about if it's working for them after that.
@kevinator11101
2 жыл бұрын
@@Summergch I'm pretty sure the determinate amount was that the last video they were supposed to sponsor by the contract is the "please fire me" video, and they did sponsor it, and they continue sponsoring all the other videos, and hey, I'm not complaining. We get great skits from those ads!
I like how LITERAL GOD in asdf movie comes down to shoot a guy just because a skit had to end in violence
@kiwikarp9509
2 жыл бұрын
He had to do God's work.
“That’s not funny” _Proceeds to laugh_
SO good to see Tom laughing. I laughed as well. Successful video :)
The fact that Ball Man got cut is an absolute disgrace. You're going to regret this decision for the rest of your life.
@olasdorosdiliusimilius2174
2 жыл бұрын
Ball Man was perfect. You can't improve Ball Man. You can only make Ball Man worse.
@babyghast4379
2 жыл бұрын
I’m literally shaking and crying rn.
@PuluP_Music
2 жыл бұрын
Bol man👍
@axo3940
2 жыл бұрын
bal man will strike when you least expect it.
The phrase "You ever wonder why I'm depressed? Cos I fucking don't!" feels like the end of an ASDF skit.
@goldendaygecko7435
Жыл бұрын
I can see it
Thank you, Tomska, for doing all of what you're doing
4:53 I feel like Tom just wanna see guys kissing This man the more I binge his contents the more I see myself in his shoes like 20 years later
2:12 that's one of the most genuine laughs I've ever heard.
@thinhnonyt
2 жыл бұрын
“Bal Man” probably wouldn’t have made me laugh but toms laughter makes it lol
@nsbemoon4300
Жыл бұрын
Ball man is funny
The fact that Tom laughed heavily at 'tax fraud' is proof that it's funny
He is both suffering and enjoying it.
Tom's laugh is just so contagious though
I love how Tom gets so mad at his audience finding "the thing but literally" jokes funny when there are so many of them in asdfmovie lmao My brother in Christ, that is your fault
@ariaphoenix2760
Жыл бұрын
I think the reason he’s so upset by them is that there are so many people who tell him how bad the jokes are but when given the chance to write better ones they mostly end up being the same thing that was originally criticized.
@tijmen131
Жыл бұрын
@@ariaphoenix2760 yes this exactly
@themyofmy
Жыл бұрын
@@ariaphoenix2760but the submissions here werent saying they could do better???
@Yunooki
Жыл бұрын
@@themyofmy They aren't the sane people but the consensus is there
@TheRenegade...
Жыл бұрын
@@ariaphoenix2760 Also he hates those jokes in retrospect