The way she takes her glasses off like she just knocked it outta the park

@soundgardener4940

Жыл бұрын

Imagine if she'd busted out the motherf**kin' moonwalk, circled the class three times, maintaining unblinking eye contact with Billy Crystal the entire time, then moonwalked backwards out the door and all the way down the long, busy hallway to the swinging doors at the far end, her eyes boring into Billy Crystal's soul as she butt-checks the doors open and disappears, never to be seen again. Three years later, her name appears in a press release by Warner Bros., who profess pleasure and excitement at their ability to release to the press this press release regarding their successful purchase of the film, Happy Meal toy, syndicated children's television show / school backpack & lunchbox / KZread banner and sundry further exclusive lucrative blah blah blah of an unpublished fan-fiction short story written and unpublished by _ which their crack team of scriptwriters are furiously in the process of ingesting alcohol, amphetamines, beta blockers, and a litany of other prescription & street drugs, in a complex and little understood ritual panic & procrastination marathon, which urban legends, supposedly anonymous online blather, and surreptitiously whispered multi-code-layered spy messages smuggled to The West at great in- / semi- / demi- / sub- / non- / more-human-than- and trans- human cost, from an unnamed brutal despotic theocratic totalitarian regime, claim to have strong albeit anonymous ninth-generation hearsay evidence which may very well possibly indirectly suggest has been known in the past to result in the creation of claimed apocryphal draft screenplays which may or may not have been developed into actual screenplays of actual movies which have been alleged to have actually been made, published, broadcast, and viewed... ...which they are very much committed to channeling through industry pipelines blah blah blah the long-awaited sequel to the classic 1980's children's movie _The Neverending Story,_ which will actually technically chronologically be a prequel, which at this stage bears the tentative title of the short story upon which it is intended to eventually hopefully be pre-based: TITLE: *_The Neverending Short Story_* TAGLINE: _"That Rug Dragon Really Held The Never-Never Together Forever"_

@gmbbrz

Жыл бұрын

That's the best part. The glasses. She just wrote a best seller.

I love how shes so proud of herself

@BeelySalasBlair-uy5wn

7 ай бұрын

Not knowing the instruments, and being that proud about it is something 👀🤣😭

"Yeah!", said Dave. THE END.

@yogismithandiloveyou6843

2 жыл бұрын

"The guy that makes the ship dive pressed a button or something."

@sagethymegalactica

2 жыл бұрын

@@yogismithandiloveyou6843 HAHA! Pure gold!

We foiled those bastards again, didn’t we Dave!

@BeelySalasBlair-uy5wn

7 ай бұрын

Everyone is named Dave 😂

This scene is so much funnier than people realize. Great writing that shows horrible writing. Brilliant.

@eddiej9733

3 жыл бұрын

It’s my favourite scene.... esp when I taught at uni trying to get kids to articulate their thoughts ....

@joewright9879

2 жыл бұрын

I thought her story was great.

@yogismithandiloveyou6843

2 жыл бұрын

Make her story into a spinoff film

@sagethymegalactica

2 жыл бұрын

Couldn't agree more!

@averytrashmouth

2 жыл бұрын

Ok

RIP Annie Ross 1930-2020.

Dive, dive, yelled the Captain into the thing! 😂😂

@javis88h

3 жыл бұрын

"So the man who makes it dive pushed a button or something."

@philipthomson7460

3 жыл бұрын

@@javis88h And it dove…😂

@BeelySalasBlair-uy5wn

7 ай бұрын

​@@javis88hso absurd 😂

@BeelySalasBlair-uy5wn

7 ай бұрын

​@@philipthomson7460lol magic ✨🤣🕶️

@javis88h

7 ай бұрын

@@BeelySalasBlair-uy5wn Yeeeah!

This movie is the reason I am a writer. It showed me how to get started as a writer.

@makinbacongreasyagain968

3 жыл бұрын

The night was....moist

@Captain_Dick_Swett

2 жыл бұрын

@@makinbacongreasyagain968 sultry

@sagethymegalactica

2 жыл бұрын

@@Captain_Dick_Swett OMG YES!

@gmbbrz

Жыл бұрын

Owen?

@user-nw6sf1bx4y

3 ай бұрын

@@Captain_Dick_Swett Sultry just means hot and humid, which really means "moist"

Back in the 80's this was the message on my answering machine.

At least she finished it. I have yet to finish anything I've ever written.😥

A button, or something 😂

The first 5 minutes of this film are one of the funniest bits of writing ever.

I ran into the same problem with some creative writing classmates, but these were kids in their mid teens. This woman is on the edge of menopaused

"It's whacking material."

@OmeedNOuhadi

4 жыл бұрын

I think you’re jumping ahead there a couple of minutes.

@truesonny5761

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't that literature?

@funkss1

2 жыл бұрын

I think its very brave!

@dcavalli9

2 жыл бұрын

@@OmeedNOuhadi At the time, I couldn't find the later scene. Still funny!

@OmeedNOuhadi

2 жыл бұрын

@@dcavalli9 I know this movie. A writer writes, always.

Annie Ross was so good in this scene. I love it when the guy says, "I think you're vulgar". And she says.......HA!!!!

@aaronhoff9204

3 жыл бұрын

i think it's very brave!

Probably the most underrated scene of any movie I’ve seen from a writing perspective. And I used it when I was a lecturer to show students that even an adequate vocabulary is required of any human in society.

My favorite scene....of many...

Her metaphors need a little work: "His guts oozed nice, like a melted malted...." It's a little...

@footofjuniper8212

6 жыл бұрын

A tad.

This is my favorite movie.

Annie Ross was in Superman III 1983 she played Vera Webster the sister of Ross Webster .

@footofjuniper8212

3 жыл бұрын

Had no idea. Thanks. That sister scared the crap out of me when she turns into a robot and opens those silver eyes.

@petersmithyy4556

2 жыл бұрын

Oh wow, she's totally unrecognizable here LOL she had that weird black haircut and Superman. Yes, that scene also scared the crap out of me. Funny seeing her here LOL

@Telstar62a

Жыл бұрын

Legendary jazz singer, along with Hendricks and Lambert. She did a lot of Broadway work, too, I think.

I love this scene and this movie.

This actress is Annie Ross, a wonderful jazz singer who wrote "Twisted" and was a member of the trio Lambert, Hendrix & Ross. kzread.info/dash/bejne/lJyesdKmXa6yXaQ.html

Although the character reading the story is not given a name in the film's credits, the script lists her name as "ChatGPT".

@msvibey978

Жыл бұрын

Holy crap, I've just come to watch this scene because I asked ChatGPT to write me a story and this is what the result reminded me of! 😆

This is exactly how my scifi novel is going God help me I am dying 😭 😂

....yeah!

"Yeah, said Dave."

0:06 Good acting by Billy Crystal.

I want to read this short story.... Sounds like a Jules Verne novel. We didnt really get to hear exactly how the enemy was foiled.... I also want to learn more about Dans character and the submarine. I wonder what the title is.

@user-nw6sf1bx4y

3 ай бұрын

"We Foiled Them Again" or something.....

@infasis

17 сағат бұрын

What you mean? They was foiled, because they doved. Btw, they made a movie out of this story. It has Sean Connery in it. So you should just watch the movie instead. (Reading is such a waste of time. I could literally watch a billion Tik Tok videos in less time than you could read one book!)

I think of this scene anyone just says “yeah”

As a movie script this could be OK, you don't have to know the name of all the 'things' in a submarine, they take care of that during production, writing good dialogue and action is more important.

@petersmithyy4556

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah but for a novel you have to describe things in detail.

@davidconway6874

2 жыл бұрын

The dialogue was tight!

@bobpage6597

Жыл бұрын

@@davidconway6874 YEAH!!

@user-nw6sf1bx4y

3 ай бұрын

Ya know, the thing...or something

that's so awesome

Lmfao we’ve all encounted someone who reads and writes horribly like this 🤣

The best joke

HILARIOUS!!!!

Profound.

Das Boot, Dave edition

she thought she was so awesome

Yea, ok...

I'd have gone for three dives, rather than two; I'm almost(ly) certain(ish) the Tri-Dive is a film / literature industry standard, de facto, default, i.e. generally preferred in the absents of counterveiling, uh...you know. Bestselling Redactor of The Written Word Since Ex-Submariner of a Seventh Son of a Second Sun of a Bitch (on the matrilineal micochrondrial side)

How could she even think that was good?? It was just such a flat and lifeless piece of writing 🤣(Granted I know that's the point of the scene ha)

"the thing" lol "melted malted" 🤣 ⚓🚣‍♀️🟤🐙 "or something" ☠️🤣