If anyone in this group understands what it is like to have an evil father, it’s Princess Leia.

@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253

Жыл бұрын

YES !!! SOMEONE GOT THE JOKE !!! FINALLY ! GOD !!!

@paulleckner9148

Жыл бұрын

@@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 The Big Bang Theory, Ding dong and ditch.

@cityboyee

Жыл бұрын

Omg I never thought about this until now

@klina7645

Жыл бұрын

Ok, now I want to see Princess Leia, Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader in group therapy together 😂. Vader's hissing respirator and his booming voice as he says to Luke "Join me and we can rule the galaxy as father and son". Leia being like "Um, hello, did you forget my existence?!?" And the other group members staring at them in bewilderment while the therapist is like "Ooookkaaay....this might be beyond my scope" 🤣.

@InconspicuousChap

3 ай бұрын

"Who is going to take over the world when I die?"

"He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark" i have never laughed at anything so hard before hahaha

@mckenzie.latham91

8 жыл бұрын

+Stian Karlsen For me, it's always when he talks about how his father used to accuse chestnuts of being lazy, that gets me every time.

@roddydykes7053

6 жыл бұрын

Mckenzie .Latham yup same here for me, question mark is a close second though

@mikeyg923

6 жыл бұрын

Dude this quote is SO underrated XD

@gregoryblosser4426

6 жыл бұрын

Claims of inventing the question mark and accusing chestnuts of being lazy actually sound like the kind of things that the Kim Dynasty would try.

@gregoriosamsa2722

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahah What about Meat Helmets???!!!

Absolutely the greatest monologue in movie history. No one will ever top “He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.”

@polreamonn

Жыл бұрын

A old mate of mine claims to have invented the term "rocked up".

@Calzaki

Жыл бұрын

I dunno, the Abe Simpson "onion on my belt" monologue is probably GOAT

@wvu05

Жыл бұрын

@@Calzaki Not a movie

@mark6302

Жыл бұрын

in the spring we'd made meat helmets

@Kaboomboo

Жыл бұрын

I'm sure it's mostly improvised. Myers said that over half of this movie was improved and I think here it's evident. You simply can't write things like this on a script 😂

In the early 2000s, did I memorize this entire monologue and repeat it to bewildered friends regularly? Yes. Yes, I did.

@CEWIII9873

Жыл бұрын

We were young, then, seeing if it could be done...

@kerrynicholls6683

Жыл бұрын

Nice as somebody who repeatedly watches movies over and over again, and says everything along with them, I appreciate the determination and dedication to Dr Evil. 😊

@danielwatkins2195

Жыл бұрын

I bet you were fun at parties

@bexlaw3127

Жыл бұрын

You my friend are a legend 😂

@taiwandashcam2819

Жыл бұрын

good job i want a friend like you

"Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy" That whole monologue of Dr. Evil is timeless gold

@warjdani

5 жыл бұрын

Jake Branthe damn it chestnuts why are you so lazy!

@gregoriosamsa2722

5 жыл бұрын

Compared to his father Dr seems like very sane person

@scipioafricanus5871

4 жыл бұрын

@@gregoriosamsa2722 Like in "Buddenbrooks" novel is all the way down from the first generation...

@gregoriosamsa2722

4 жыл бұрын

@@scipioafricanus5871 hahaha

@sabatino1977

2 жыл бұрын

I've thought that line in my head or said it out loud every time I've seen a chestnut since I first saw this movie. Holy snikies it came out on 1997. I need help.

"I was partially frozen his whole life." "It's beautiful that you can admit to that." omg

"The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament." thats actually a very profound quote

@luisridez9219

Жыл бұрын

Is his dad Kanye West?? 😂

@SimonTemplarDude

Жыл бұрын

This is 90s creativity

@morganophelia5963

Жыл бұрын

it is but it's doctor evil lol he's my fave in the movie lol

@Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq.

Жыл бұрын

@@luisridez9219 Kanye's said nothing wrong.

@luisridez9219

Жыл бұрын

@@Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq. 🤡

"Summers in Rangoon. Luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets." Kills me EVERY time.

@USA-freedom

11 ай бұрын

"Summers in Rangoon" one of the hottest most humid places on the planet. "Luge lessons" where you lay flat on your back feet forward on a tiny little sled going down an ice covered track at 80+ mph. And of course every child's dream of making "meat helmets" NOT. As if to say to the entire room... You thought you had it bad growing up. And if describing his father and mother wasn't already enough. The shaved testicles knocked it out of the park. This dude had a messed up childhood. Kills me EVERY time too.

@NikeAureliusSnow

10 ай бұрын

​@@USA-freedomIt was also a massive Japanese Concentration Camp. 😅😂

@USA-freedom

10 ай бұрын

@@NikeAureliusSnow Spending a summer in Rangoon is like on everybody's bucket list 😓

@eriklarson9137

5 ай бұрын

Sorry the USA-freedom dude is freeking weird and has zero sense of humor or self-awareness but... Yes! I also loved that part!

@peteranserin3708

Ай бұрын

That's pretty standard stuff really.

This is one of the best speeches I've ever heard in a movie.

@DominikSobolewski

6 жыл бұрын

that is for sure.

@GuyRification

6 жыл бұрын

I agree

@scipioafricanus5871

4 жыл бұрын

Meh. Pretty standard really.

@pladampa

4 жыл бұрын

Completely agree.

@Drewsel

4 жыл бұрын

Its true.

"He'd make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark". my favorite line.

@MisterHardTruth

8 жыл бұрын

Haha. I love how he raises his eyebrow quizzically as he says it too.

@fingolfirn8189

4 жыл бұрын

Me too. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TheReal_N-I-F-F

4 жыл бұрын

But Dr Evil did invent the quotation fingers

@justindavis3623

3 жыл бұрын

The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess, and the insane lament...

@ghostproxy11

Жыл бұрын

The background music 🎶

Just the concept of a “villain” having a group therapy session with his son is hilarious even without the actual comedy of it 😂😂😂

@paulleckner8235

Жыл бұрын

What if Stalin and Hitler were in a group session? What would their confessions be about their messed up childhoods?

@yevgeniyaleshchenko849

Жыл бұрын

@@paulleckner8235 What a pathetic comment. First of all, it's incomparable. This is a parody on Bond villain, not on real-life tyrants and dictators. Secondly, stalin did not have messed up childhood, he was just like that. Third , soviet terror is not just stalin's doings as it has existed before and long after him. modern day russian continues the worst stalinism practices both internally (oppression of their own population, no free spech/press etc.) and externally (influencing countries in the orbit of the influence and invading those that ''slip away'' like they did to Georgia, Chechnya, and now to Ukraine which I'm from. But sure, keep drawing inaccurate and inappropriate parallelisms.

@jeffreyb8770

10 ай бұрын

He did a Jerry Springer sketch that was spot on!

1:46 The look Meyers gives here is comedy genius in my opinion. Dr. Evil gives scott a slightly approving nod like that of a proud/loving father before quickly snapping into a faux posture of strength after realizing he is showing emotion/weakness. The insecurity of Dr. Evil is hilarious.

@Hastalaverga420

Жыл бұрын

My father would get blind drunk and make that face and I thought I was the only one who noticed this, thank you for this excellent comment!

@yevgeniyaleshchenko849

Жыл бұрын

@@Hastalaverga420 What do you mean, this ''excellent'' comment was just describing the scene, and I assure you MOST people saw that face, it wasn't subtle at all

@DinkLink

Жыл бұрын

I also feel the look after was also meant to be threatening, as in he's proud but reminding Scott that he would still be attempting to kill him Sort of like the faux lunge 'tough guys' tend to do when they want to remind you that they might hit you to keep you on your toes

@JayK07

10 ай бұрын

U saw the other person post this n basically said it in your own words lol

@beastwarsFTW

5 ай бұрын

He also never said he hates Scott, attemps on his life could be his own way of showing love. The life of evil is dangerous and he doesn't want Scott to be a one time baddy that dies on his first attemp to take over the world.

1:47 that part gets me, Dr evil has that "I'm proud of you" look but then realizes he might be seen as vulnerable so he gives him the eye brow raise.

@LogicIsForPussies

6 жыл бұрын

more like brilliant performance id say

@suntzu4691

5 жыл бұрын

@@LogicIsForPussies thats what makes it a brilliant performance...

@tvpsarchive2958

5 жыл бұрын

Ian Mccown oh my gahd so that's what that was

@crunchwrapsupreme9372

4 жыл бұрын

I think it’s just his awkward relationship with his son honestly.

@JohnnyReb1976

4 жыл бұрын

Doesn't even seem like something written in the script, just ad hoc genius.

R.I.P Carrie Fisher, she was genuinely trying to understand and help Dr. Evil

@hell5309

2 жыл бұрын

Is it a bad thing that I didn't realize it was her until you told me?

@SXI96

2 жыл бұрын

@@hell5309 No, most recognize her from Star Wars.. this was a great cameo though 😄

@Nantosuelta

2 жыл бұрын

she was so good in this scene. Very talented actress. RIP

@chrisjimenez603

Жыл бұрын

Yes, indeed. He had them all liquidated. Lol

@NikeAureliusSnow

Жыл бұрын

I was partially frozen his whole life.... "It's beautiful that you can admit to that" 🤣😂🤣 Kills me

“The details of my life were quite inconsequential.” - My friends and I couldn’t stop laugh at how he said that. So damn funny.

@paulleckner8235

Жыл бұрын

It's all relative. If Dr. Evil's upbringing was inconsequential, who were his playmate as he was growing up?!

@yevgeniyaleshchenko849

Жыл бұрын

@@paulleckner8235 Stop playing smartass, you fail miserably at it.

@QueekHeadtaker

Жыл бұрын

the way he sings the word inn con se quential.

@hoilst265

Жыл бұрын

The dramatic zoom and "In...con..se..quent...ial" - perfect.

@robertbouley7697

29 күн бұрын

At a few ice-breakers I’ve led with this, just see who laughs and are my kind of people.

1:47 That little nod of approval then the stiffening of his back at the realization he became dangerously close to being "positive" towards someone is such a small but great touch

"He would accuse chestnuts of being lazy" lmao

@salparker181

7 жыл бұрын

after he said that shit got even more real LMAO cx

@The.Man...

5 жыл бұрын

That was pure hilarity

@tvpsarchive2958

5 жыл бұрын

We Are Monsoons that's actually true...makes sense

@gregoriosamsa2722

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha That line is insane!

@warjdani

3 жыл бұрын

Those damn chestnut

*"Actually the boy is quite astute, I really am trying to kill him..."* I ALWAYS CRACK UP AT THE PART! How can you not like this movie?

@TheKorfish

8 жыл бұрын

+Vegeta Lover I love ur name.

@technusknight5074

8 жыл бұрын

me 2

@gumbygotgame9291

7 жыл бұрын

icame her to show me friend this scene

@sb50cal9

7 жыл бұрын

GLITCHED MATRIX hahahaha, good effort

@TheClaybones

7 жыл бұрын

The look he gives Scott after saying that just tops that statement off so well.

The degree of creativity required to construct something so perfectly balanced between coherent and meaningless is unbelievable. Even if I could have sat down and even come up with the idea of making a monologue that was both realistic and insane at the same time, which, in itself, in this sense, I couldn't have, I wouldn't have even known where to begin piecing it together. Such amazing genius.

@blessedvirginmaryisqueen8448

Жыл бұрын

Well said...

@iwill9131

Жыл бұрын

Billy Fox, the type of general malaise that the genius possess and the insane lament....lol

@xjdfghashzkj

Жыл бұрын

I feel a similar way about Day Man from It's Always Sunny. Like... any fool can write a stupid play. And making something genuinely funny is hard enough as it is. But it's much, much harder to knowingly construct something so bafflingly crazy that it just fearlessly blasts straight through its own weirdness and circles back around to being hilarious. This monologue is one of those things.

@blessedvirginmaryisqueen8448

Жыл бұрын

@@xjdfghashzkj Well put...

@lindahandley5267

Жыл бұрын

i dont think mike meyers gets enough credit for what he has done. he's a brilliant comedian and story teller/writer and portrayed various characters perfectly. he knows how to make us laugh and have a good time

@hippiecheezburger5457

7 ай бұрын

That’s exactly right but I think he tried to do this with other movies after Austin powers and none of the ideas worked like these movies

@hell5309

2 ай бұрын

Just don't ask him to play the Cat in the Hat.

Later in the movie Dr. Evil says something along the lines of "I had the support group liquidated" to Scott. LOL!

@pieceofpecanpie

9 жыл бұрын

well fair cop really, after all they were insolent

@Sakom

9 жыл бұрын

actually he said "I had the group liquidated you little shit" lol

@lxjoe96

6 жыл бұрын

I used to think he meant he used some crazy evil weapon to turn them into liquid, then I learned that this would be "liquefy" and that "liquidate" probably just means he dismantled the group and took the money

@thedragondemands5186

4 жыл бұрын

They were _insolent!_

@scottwesley5018

4 жыл бұрын

Ya that was after the “breakthrough” they were making 😂

I would love to see a movie about Dr. Evil's life.

@eeliz7675

9 жыл бұрын

Lol that would be amazing!

@barringtonfisher87

8 жыл бұрын

It can be called Low grade narcolepsy & meat helmets

@BarnAvDenWebb

8 жыл бұрын

You know he made that all up, He did not know his parents and went to boarding school when he was like 8. It's all explained in the third movie.

@barringtonfisher87

8 жыл бұрын

Grunkle Stan PINES kudos for his imagination

@DrEvil-wx2hm

6 жыл бұрын

I could make a movie about myself!

The look that Dr. Evil gives Scott after he says "...he's quite wily like his old man." kills me every time.

@paulleckner8235

Жыл бұрын

Dr. Evil has a grudging respect for his victim's resilience.

@JohnMegaton2062

Жыл бұрын

He mistakenly let his fatherly pride in his boy, evil though it may be, slip out for a split second before realizing the mistake and immediately returning to his austere demeanor. I bet that’s how it read in the script haha.

''the details of my life are quite inconsequential''

@Mexicanadiense79

3 жыл бұрын

I use this line when asked to talk about myself when meeting new co-workers. I am deeply and incurably weird. 😝

"An evil petting zoo??" -- YOU ALWAYS DO THAT!!!

@DominikSobolewski

6 жыл бұрын

true

@fsn12800

4 жыл бұрын

Dr Evil is like 🤷🏻‍♂️

@scipioafricanus5871

4 жыл бұрын

@Night shade I know. Dr. Evil as a father is pretty f***ing liberal; he doesn't mind anything his long lost son's plans to spend his life on as long as it is evil.

@linkbiff1054

4 жыл бұрын

I just think that he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me

@GabiN64

3 жыл бұрын

Didn't he just say he met him 5 days ago lol

An evil vet? An evil petting zoo? After those two lines i was crying tears of laughter.

@gamerdareswins2825

7 жыл бұрын

You're not evol enough, Scott.

@randolphsavage9760

7 жыл бұрын

You're the Diet Coke of Evil...one calorie, not even enough.

@JizMafia

4 жыл бұрын

A Evil bald guy? 🤣🤣😂😂😂

@jeromychavez6121

4 жыл бұрын

You always do that!!!!!

@edinscot56789

3 жыл бұрын

It gets funnier the more that you think about it

My dad cracks up when he says, "In the spring, we would make meat helmets". 😂

@casualcausalityy

Жыл бұрын

That line is always the most surprising one, no matter how many times I watch it

@tuanjim799

10 ай бұрын

Oh man I love it, it’s so demented. Like, what fuckin surreal gothic fever-dream did he get this from?? lol

“He would accuse chestnuts of being lazy” XD

"Listen to the words he used, 'Who's going to take over THE WORLD when I die'... feels like that to some of us, doesn't it?"

@Spazticspaz

6 жыл бұрын

IS THAT A FKIN JO JO REFERENCE

@Rubyofthedead

3 жыл бұрын

@@Spazticspaz No, it's a direct quote from the video.

@Spazticspaz

3 жыл бұрын

@@Rubyofthedead You don't even know what I'm referring to, do you?

@mookitty2396

2 жыл бұрын

@@Spazticspaz yeah it’s a quote from the actual movie

The doc evil infancy story..surrounded by primary school's walls with flowers and bees.... Lol Genius

@smokeyization

6 жыл бұрын

Luis Lizard LOL

@1zeldalover

6 жыл бұрын

Luis Lizard Idle evil is... Discriminating an equallitys quo after all. But does putting up or out make you an apropriate person? Ofcourse not.

“And a penchant for buggery” Lmfao..

Without doubt the greatest scene in all three films and one of the most brilliantly performed piece of comedy in 90s cinema.

I think the best part is that he thought that was all normal.

@Amenomihashira

8 жыл бұрын

Pretty standard, really.

@AlexMagma

8 жыл бұрын

+Amenomibashira i suggest you try it

@Inthatgoodway

8 жыл бұрын

my father would....womanize. He would drink....

@dl3650

8 жыл бұрын

+micheal cameron He would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark.

@EPrimeify

8 жыл бұрын

+BCFUTW Sometimes he would accuse Chestnuts of being lazy.

I don't know why but the delivery of the line "My father would womanize he would drink.." always makes me laugh.

@altortugas5979

Жыл бұрын

I think it’s because subconsciously you know the meaning of “penchant for buggery,” and that’s it’s frequently connoted as an act occurring between two men, especially in a non-consensual way such as “buggered in prison.”

"He's quite wily like his old man." This is such a supportive statement from Dr. Evil, he even smiles after saying it, but Scott only focuses on the negative. Come on Scott, throw him a frickin' bone here.

"My father was a relentlessly self improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggary".... lol me too!

@paulleckner8235

Жыл бұрын

So very specific on his father and mother.

@RevansZombie

Жыл бұрын

Do...do you know what buggary means?

@paulleckner8235

Жыл бұрын

@@RevansZombie Yes, it's nasty!

@tuanjim799

10 ай бұрын

It’s butt-fuckin, right?

Dr. Evil is truly one of my all-time favourite characters. Mike Myers was brilliant as all four of the characters he played but Dr. Evil was easily the best.

@bobjones3074

8 жыл бұрын

Myers also played Scott

@SJMJ91

8 жыл бұрын

Umm.. no he didn't. Scott was played by Seth Green.

@bobjones3074

8 жыл бұрын

+SJMJ91 Umm no. I think I would know I have watched the movies hundreds of times dumbass

@SJMJ91

8 жыл бұрын

Well, you must be KZread's worst ever Internet troll or you must genuinely be both a dumbass and blind, then, if "you've watched the movies hundreds of times" and not noticed that Scott is Seth Green, not Mike Myers! A little tip: go and do your research before making an ignorant comment. :)

@craigmurphy1204

2 жыл бұрын

@@litb. shit the bed! I didn't know that!

Princess Leia would make a good therapist, having herself a rather disfunctional family, her own father also being a diabolical supervillain with parent issues.

@mattz9268

8 жыл бұрын

+Skeptical Chris Not to mention she found out that she made out with her brother...

@MrZackavelli

8 жыл бұрын

+Skeptical Chris And her son is patricidal

@CT2507

8 жыл бұрын

+Skeptical Chris Carri Fisher is a manic depressive and suffers from bipolar disorder and alcohol problems. im sure i wouldn't want her for my therapist.

@MrZackavelli

8 жыл бұрын

***** We're not talking about Carrie Fisher. We're talking about princess Leia

@CT2507

8 жыл бұрын

Matches_Malone lol...;)

There isn't a human alive that reaches the 'testicles' part and cannot but burst out laughing.

@IrishCarney

Жыл бұрын

And yet now Manscape's fortunes of money spent on marketing has gone a long way to normalize what was, as this movie shows, so unheard-of as to be laugh-out-loud weird like meat helmets

@ChrMuslimThor

Жыл бұрын

​@IrishCarney there really is nothing like a shorne scrotum

@JohnMegaton2062

Жыл бұрын

If they only knew then how out of control scrotum sheering would have gotten by 2023…

@OldSchoolParatrooper

Жыл бұрын

I couldn't even read your entire comment before I burst out in laughter

@danthemankhan

Жыл бұрын

Well, I do, but I don't laugh out loud, as a general principle. Your point remains that it is humorous, and I agree.

Mike Myers' delivery of his lines is fantastic. It takes a lot of talent to do what he did and not crack up while doing it.

1:47 I love the way he smiles at him then does his serious face, all time classic.

@john1105

2 жыл бұрын

not really.

@purpleprinc3

2 жыл бұрын

@@john1105 Not really m8? Explain y0self brudder

60 boulangerie owners from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery don't like this video.

@NicolaKaye

7 жыл бұрын

lazy chestnuts! 😄

@anonUK

6 жыл бұрын

60 upvotes.

Carrie Fisher's face at 3:04 is perfect: "Yes, I know, Scott. Let him finish."

This scene always stuck out to me even as a kid. Dr. Evil clearly had a very uniquely messed up childhood lol. I love the haunting, off-putting vibe that Myers evoked with this monologue, so very unexpected in a cheeky spoof movie.

@jumpupdown2556

8 ай бұрын

I agree. It's one of those moments of semi-seriousness in an otherwise comic film that I would be able to catch as a kid. Myers was never better than here and he deserves most of the credit for knowing how to nail that delivery. It's the music though, perfectly evoking the suspense of John Barry's legendary scores from the James Bond movies, that also should be acknowledged. A similar scene happens in Ace Ventura, when Ace goes to Ray Finkle's house and enters his old room and we see just how much Finkle had deteriorated with his delusions. Even as I kid, I could tell there was something very disturbing about that scene.

HAHAHAHAHA "He would make outrages claims like he invented the question Mark" Just died there... I love the Austin Powers Trilogy..

I'm going to go yell at some chestnuts and tell them to get back to work.

@JohnnyReb1976

4 жыл бұрын

They're just bumming of welfare.

Dr evil's delivery of the word "testicles" kills me every time the way he emphasizes each sylable separately.

So THIS is why my uncle kept telling me he invented the question mark when I was younger!

@tvpsarchive2958

5 жыл бұрын

team snacks 😲😯😆😂🤣 Damn that's awesome it's nice to know that references like that are realized YEARS later. It makes the joke and reference that much better. Good one to your Uncle. Good one.

@zk7830

2 жыл бұрын

Don't you realize, this means you are Dr. Evil's cousin!

@fighterck6241

2 жыл бұрын

@@zk7830 He also clearly would have been proud if the OP had also gone to evil medical school.

"the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament"

@briarjensen2123

8 жыл бұрын

+Stephen Martel I still dont understand what it means

@stephenm8725

8 жыл бұрын

Briar Jurrens you don't understand what what means?

@briarjensen2123

8 жыл бұрын

The aforementioned quote Perplexes me. Idk what he's trying to say. Still funny tho

@stephenm8725

8 жыл бұрын

literally he said the sort of feeling of pain hard to explain that only a highly intelligent human can have while they are expressing their crazy feelings.

@briarjensen2123

8 жыл бұрын

Interesting. Seems kindof philosophical for Austin Powers movie tho

The way Dr Evil glares at the guy next to him at 0:35, gets me every time! 🤣

@casualcausalityy

Жыл бұрын

He was giving the guy an ocular pat down

@shadowstonar360

Жыл бұрын

​@@casualcausalityyok city Mac lol

The writing for his monologue is actually brilliant. Each line is just so funny. I feel like when this came out nobody actually paid attention to what he was saying in its entirety.

@BB-ed4om

Жыл бұрын

Yes they were. People used to watch movies when this came out, they weren’t on social media while partially absorbing movies 😂

@amalu8838

Жыл бұрын

Around 2:18. I can't understand the first part about his father. The words

@joepermenter7228

Жыл бұрын

@@amalu8838 Who knows what "blowjuray owner" is but penchant for buggery means he was obsessed with anal sex.

@amalu8838

Жыл бұрын

@@joepermenter7228 LMAO 🤣

@JohnMegaton2062

Жыл бұрын

Brilliantly…silly, which is the best type of brilliance in my experience.

"We don't want to kill each other here. We might say we do sometimes, but we really don't." "Actually, the boy's quite astute, I really am trying to kill him. So far unsuccessfully ... he's quite wily like his old man ..."

@PrincessofPower84

6 жыл бұрын

I absolutely LOVE that moment at 01:47. And I never realized that was Carrie Fisher. Damn, I still love this movie and the first sequel, even all these years later.

@JA-ru3il

Жыл бұрын

Gold 😂

@twokings316

Жыл бұрын

​@@JA-ru3ilgold..... member?

This is one of the best scenes of the movie. Hell, one of the best in the entire damn series.

@bxpress6507

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah it is..too bad he had the group liquidated

The funniest part of this is how realistic it is to actual group therapy

For me the best bit is when Dr Evil shows a hint of pride at being unable to kill his son, and that Scott is a chip off the old blick...then catches himself for showing weakness 😂😂😂

@JayK07

10 ай бұрын

I swear he made the Eminem face 😭

he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. i just imagine his father yelling at inanimate chestnuts like sitting in a bowl and calling them lazy.

@gregoriosamsa2722

5 жыл бұрын

...while wearing a Meet Helmet.

Some people try to be "random" by saying shit like potato... But man... This guy gave seems to be the ONLY guy who knows how to be funny random.

@J_Cinematics

10 жыл бұрын

difference between absurdity and random

@TheJoker-xx6bn

10 жыл бұрын

Amen.

@RancidOoze

9 жыл бұрын

Not to mention the fact that his face and tone of voice were completely deadpan.

@travis_redfern6771

5 жыл бұрын

5 year old comment predicted the “I’m a potato” epidemic

@_Cato_

4 жыл бұрын

Travis_Redfern Bruh he didn't predict it, it was already happening back in 2014

I have memorized Dr. Evil's entire monologue about his upbringing, and it always cracks friends and family up when I recite it! This scene is comedy gold!

@rynehall9990

Жыл бұрын

Spread the word! Preach on, Brotherman! The world needs to hear like never before! I blew a chance to buy a poster listing the monologue; it's too late for me. Think of the end of Fahrenheit 451 where people memorize an assigned book.

@danieldwyer5139

Жыл бұрын

Omg I do that too

Rest in peace Carrie Fisher. The famous actress who played as Princess Leia in the Star Wars series.

"My childhood was typical..."

@rommix0

5 жыл бұрын

Audience: YEAH RIGHT!!

@gregoriosamsa2722

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@scipioafricanus5871

4 жыл бұрын

That's all Dr Evil knew for chrissakes!

Carrie Fisher did a great job here. She always retains her professionalism no matter how shocking Dr. Evil is.

2024, and I have watched this 10 times and still find this monologue absolutely hilarious.

Even as a kid this struck me as a weird, haunting, and even profound moment in the middle of a lighthearted comedy.

arguably the one of the greatest and most iconic monologues in movie history

When Dr. Evil started describing his childhood at 2:00 ... dude, that shit fucking cracks me up every time. Love it.

I remember when I saw this in a theatre I was sitting in the aisle seat and I was leaning over laughing so hard it looked like I was about to vomit. I was laughing sooner and longer than anyone in the theater, to the point that I was embarrassed. That's only happened to me twice ever in a theater, laughing to the point of embarrassment.

Mike Myers is so brilliant and so underrated

"...a penchant for buggery." One of the funniest pieces of dialogue.

@paulleckner8235

Жыл бұрын

I had to google what buggery was. I already had an idea.

Man, Carrie was everywhere! I'll miss her.

The egg he holds, the group's individual reactions, and the clarinet in this clip are just some of the genius little details of comedy in this scene.

@hoilst265

Жыл бұрын

And of course, it's just some charity father-son counselling group, held in a kindergarten room on a weekend.

I've watched this movie several times over the years. I was re-watching it today, and I had never realized until now that the therapist was Carrie Fisher. I think my brain was triggered because yesterday I watched When Harry Met Sally for the first time and Carrie Fisher plays Sallys best friend, Marie, and the therapist looked like an older version of her. I wasn't sure but I looked it up and sure enough. I'll be damned. That just makes this scene cooler.

@paulleckner8235

Жыл бұрын

Brilliant observation.

"So what do you want to do Scott?" "Well I was thinking of starting a channel that specialises in animations, that isn't popular but has a cult following." "Will it be an evil channel?" "No, maybe I'll become a voice actor for a popular animated comedy." "An evil voice actor?" "You always do that!"

@scipioafricanus5871

4 жыл бұрын

I guess it's better to be the son of a bumbling fool who talks before they think like Peter Griffin.

@shaggysnax01

2 жыл бұрын

Well I dunno, maybe I'll raise a chicken-- An EVIL chicken? No...maybe like a robot chicken An EVIL robot chicken? You always do that!!

@fighterck6241

2 жыл бұрын

Robot Chicken had a bit more than a cult following back in the day...

Scott: I wanna be a bald guy. Dr.Evil: An evil bald guy?

@R4V3_B0Y

10 жыл бұрын

YOU ALWAYS DO THAT!

@inuyashaslvr

5 жыл бұрын

how ironic ?

@talkdattrashimmapullyacard4396

4 жыл бұрын

😘

“The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament”... listener sheds tear in laughter

Perfect delivery of an absurd monologue

Can still watch this over and over again 17 years later and laugh! Absolute master class by Mike Myers 'Sometimes he would accuse chesnuts of being lazy'

Who's watching in memory of Carrie Fisher? RIP

@docholliday1993

7 жыл бұрын

Right here

@MarcusDailyMedia

7 жыл бұрын

Jack Walker 🙋

@Supermoon791

7 жыл бұрын

Me! I love her in this movie. In fact this is one of my top ten favorite movies.

@FF-ok1xs

7 жыл бұрын

Jack Walker Cheers, never knew that was her :O

@Stealth-ve7nw

7 жыл бұрын

Jack Walker I am

“There is nothing like the feeling of a shorn scrot, you must try it yourself.” Best line😂

2:25 - Scott learning about his grandparents for the first time (and looking pretty disturbed) 😆

What an incredible monologue.

It's funny how the therapist is still happy at the end.

God, that monologue is amazing.

That four-note leitmotif is just MASTERFUL…

Dr. Evil didn’t spent 6 years in Evil Medical School to be called “Mister” he said so himself

The way he says "I suggest you try it" 😂

@Agent1W

Жыл бұрын

What's interesting now is that "manscaping" became a popular trend some twenty years later.

this fucking monologue is so brilliantly written and has me buckled over with laughter every time i see it

Best written monologue of all time

@paulleckner8235

Жыл бұрын

I like to think that, like Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men, and Marlon Brandi in Apocalypse Now, he went off the rails and made up some details that were not in the script.

Leave it to Princess Leia to host a group dedicated to Daddy issues. She seemed to recover well after seeing her planet destroyed and getting subjected to torture.

@lunaticllama3220

7 жыл бұрын

RIP Carrie Fisher

@luislizard2626

4 жыл бұрын

Shanethefilmmaker there’s a picture of her sunbathing during a brake I’ve got foot fetish’s and not only she had nice body but also beautiful feet

@Rubyofthedead

3 жыл бұрын

@@luislizard2626 Bruh.

I am glad that the Doctor liquidated the group. Their insolence got on my nerves.

@scipioafricanus5871

4 жыл бұрын

They didn't get lightly of with placement in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Now that's EVIL.

Imagine Donald Pleasence giving this monologue as Blofeld.

It’s brilliant how relatable dr. Evil is to our everyday mundane lives. Truly humanize the character.

@tierefuerimmer9635

5 ай бұрын

Dr. Evil has been shown to have standards though. He beat up a Klansman , and he was completely ok with the fact that Frau was gay. Plus a running gag is how incompetent Dr.Evil is at being a villain.

I NEVER get tired of watching this movie series...a true classic. "My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons...in the spring we made meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bad and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really." LMAO...

"He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark, sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy" 😂😂😂

Every few years I go back and watch these movies and they get better. I can't get over how fucking funny this is.

Truly my favorite scene! So incredibly well done. Still laughing all these years later!

2:31 Holy jumping fuck I died at that part

I may even use Dr Evils childhood description as a background story on a date 😂

@Inthatgoodway

8 жыл бұрын

how bad are your dates? lol

@geoffwilliams4478

6 жыл бұрын

Typical, I'm sure.

@Absurdword

5 жыл бұрын

Annnnnd I just saw this quoted on a girl's Tinder bio lol

@gregoriosamsa2722

5 жыл бұрын

With an Evil date?

@scipioafricanus5871

4 жыл бұрын

If they still date you, you know they are keepers.

"At the age of twelve I received my 1st scribe!!". WTF and the whole monologue is priceless even all these years later!!

This movie gets better and better with age. It's so intelligently written and brilliantly performed.

I had a typical childhood