When you are the only one without plot armor:

@MaskedMadness758

Жыл бұрын

I think I know what ur referencing. But just in case, can you tell me?

@vulpesknight746

Жыл бұрын

​@@MaskedMadness758 most likely this: kzread.info/dash/bejne/qqt5r6atp7TPpqg.html

@samdavid3677

Жыл бұрын

@@MaskedMadness758 i think he is referencing that rey have a plot armor

@thespinosaurus2972

Жыл бұрын

Hey,Is this a lego version of that kids video?

@StarWarsHour

Жыл бұрын

Hey! U just copied Nukazukas fallen order dismemberment video! U ain’t slick

Remember folks, an electric fence can slice a stormtrooper clean in half, but lightsabers now bounce off their armor like a nerf bat. We've entered an age where a fence is more dangerous than a lightsaber.

@SerTomKatze

Жыл бұрын

In short, shit writing

@XneverstopfightingX

Жыл бұрын

We need legislation to ban assault fences!

@ToxikDnB544

Жыл бұрын

@@XneverstopfightingX what about a self De fence? Is that allowed?

@XneverstopfightingX

Жыл бұрын

@@ToxikDnB544 I'm on the fence on that one.

@Rocco049

Жыл бұрын

@@ToxikDnB544 W post

Seems the plot armor is disabled for Anakin...so that means Disney loves their villains.

@RobertSmith-sq9tl

Жыл бұрын

Makes sense considering they are a villain

@MalarkySparky

Жыл бұрын

Takes one to know one

@gabriel-qu1zu

Жыл бұрын

Howdy gamzee

@brofistbro

Жыл бұрын

@@gabriel-qu1zu wAzZuP mAh InVeRdA-bRoThA!🤟🤝

@Diamon_sword1

Жыл бұрын

@@RobertSmith-sq9tl very, very true

Disney: Lightsabers are too violent. Also Disney: Has a franchise where people get impaled by literal KEYS.

@nealforreals2098

Жыл бұрын

Kingdom Hearts?

@keeganlafferty1395

Жыл бұрын

tbf Kingdom Hearts is more Square Enix than Disney, Maleficent was the only Disney character to ever get stabbed by a keyblade and that happened in the first game

@edwardgamerx9061

Жыл бұрын

@@keeganlafferty1395 I get what you mean, but Kingdom Hearts is OWNED BY Disney.

@JosephJorgenson-cr6nt

11 ай бұрын

Can't wait for kingdom hearts 4 to come out

@soldierofgodrick3037

10 ай бұрын

I remember that at least in the early seasons of Star Wars Rebels, after they go through a bunch of stormtroopers, you can still see them moving a little lying on the ground after being shot, but they still get blown up frequently in ships and such. The funniest instance is when Ezra says he’ll let three specific troopers live, and he does, but then Chopper makes the entire ship implode destroying everything inside that ship and three other cruisers the implosion drew in, obviously killing likely thousands of troopers including the ones he let live

Lightsabers back then: a really powerful weapon that can literally cut through anything Lightsabers now: glowing baseball bats

@darthcerebus

9 ай бұрын

You never played the og BF2? Or the RotS game? Or Force Unleashed? Or watch The Last Jedi where more people get dismembered than the rest of the saga beforehand? Anakin even does this to Gunray in RotS with a full point blank swing and just a little slash on his chest appears.

@rockycrayon3166

8 ай бұрын

@@darthcerebus I feel like comparing games to the movies/series' doesn't quite work. Be like how the MK movie works with Kung Lao slicing Nitara in half with the razor hat while saying that should have only scratched her like it does in the game.

@SpathiCaptainFwiffo

7 ай бұрын

Just like in futurama

@MurasakiTsukimaru

5 ай бұрын

Fitting, because that's how they're used too

@SirsasthNigam.

3 ай бұрын

Painful suffering over instant death

That is so accurate. This has been bothering me for some time now. And also in the new shows the lightsaber just looks like a glow stick. It just isn't what it once was.

@CommunityFan

Жыл бұрын

To be fair, they are using actual LED sabers, so they don't rely on cgi as much I think

@wpooch

Жыл бұрын

@@CommunityFan True but it makes them look like light-up toys instead of that ethereal look they have in the films. Ironically they look more fake now.

@shearman360

Жыл бұрын

Mando slices someone clean in half in book of boba fett

@Brother-Martell

Жыл бұрын

​@@wpooch lmao what

@vgrepairs

Жыл бұрын

​@@Brother-Martell no he's right

Anyone else noticed that the slices first glowed and then went dark after cooling down…such a simple but cool detail

@user-bb1ti6ct7s

8 ай бұрын

No we are all blind🤦

@BlazingnitroYT

5 ай бұрын

@@user-bb1ti6ct7s no need to be rude

@siwap3809

4 ай бұрын

@@user-bb1ti6ct7s blud complimented the hard work of the creator of the animation, and your first instinct was to mock him smh

@africanamericanwarrior2397

4 ай бұрын

@siwap3809 yes because it's obvious and EXPECTED

@siwap3809

4 ай бұрын

@@africanamericanwarrior2397 dont get me wrong, i noticed it myself too, but i still stand by my statement.

"Even a drunk Jawa would have killed me by now." Damn. I didn't think Anakin could get burned worse than he did on Mustafar.

As a lightsaber I can confirm that we are that weak nowadays because of Disney

@Auvas_Damask

Жыл бұрын

As Darth Maul, I wish it had been sooner.

@smallhead9685

Жыл бұрын

@@Auvas_Damask i will find you some banna peel legs

@Auvas_Damask

Жыл бұрын

@@smallhead9685 Thanks🥲

@dylanwhite3383

Жыл бұрын

it's so sad but true

@kennysemper2719

Жыл бұрын

@@Auvas_Damask How’s the hunt for Kenobi by the way? Any luck with that?

The only time this was acceptable was when Obi-Wan was dueling Dooku in Episode 2 but that's because Dooku didn't want to kill Obi-Wan.

@CommunityFan

Жыл бұрын

How about Anakin and Wolffe?

@crust2281

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure Dooku went for rather disabling/incapacitating blows than lethal strikes.

@TheFirstCurse1

Жыл бұрын

Dooku literally didn't go for killing blows and instead lightly tapped Obi-Wan with his Lightsaber. It's obvious.

@Chameleonred5

Жыл бұрын

Right. It highlighted Dooku's skill that he could use a friggin lightsaber to incapacitate someone without killing or dismembering them.

@jakekeil7715

Жыл бұрын

Dooku always respected Obi wan and wanted to recruit him to the dark side.

Anakin: WHY WON'T YOU DIE??? Palpatine: Plot armor, son

@user-xs2zj6bj5t

Жыл бұрын

my plot armor is that i made it the f up

@ProyectoCaminante

Жыл бұрын

It hardens in response to logical trauma.

@Tempusverum

Жыл бұрын

Episode 10: “Somehow, Palpatine returned…”

@Raiden_GSXR

Жыл бұрын

@@ProyectoCaminantelmao

@memlordnord567

Жыл бұрын

Even if he did die he would just "somehow" return again

Impressive how well the voice of Anakin imitated his Lego death scream.

@tylersissues595

9 ай бұрын

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN!

@WitchKing-Of-Angmar

9 ай бұрын

"EEAAAOAAHH"

@Tybreakerr

8 ай бұрын

💀

Forget the whole lightsaber thing, why is Freddy Fazbear and his crew displayed in the back? 💀💀💀

@nglidk

Жыл бұрын

I was checking for this comment 💀💀

@IrishDroid

Жыл бұрын

That and Obi wan and squid ward making out lol

@tau-5794

Жыл бұрын

Palpatine liked to collect and even display many ancient sith artifacts in his office.

@kofalofa6648

Жыл бұрын

​@@tau-5794 would be awesome if star wars is just what society will look like in a couple thousand years

@CosplayLM

Жыл бұрын

Was looking for someone who noticed

This fits well with Lego. There's always that one character in the games that you can't kill and just glows orange while struggling from your attack. edit: could be wrong about the orange glow thing. I remember something like that when I was younger but that might only be on a specific character or two edit 2: nvm it’s true

@felizen

Жыл бұрын

*throws a meteorite at them* “Ouch!”

@poshiblitz

Жыл бұрын

For real, I remember blasting npcs in Lego Marvel Superheroes with insane Lazer beams and they'd just trip or Walk it off

@anotherrandomguy8871

Жыл бұрын

The Gunk droid cannot be stopped. He has the ultimate plot armor. He just doesn’t use it.

@erronblack308

Жыл бұрын

Glow orange? Wth is going on these days in Lego games?

@TheMegaPingasMobile

Жыл бұрын

I don't remember shit like that. Next you're telling me they talk too

Jokes aside can we just appreciate how good the animation is

This is even more relevant now with the premiere of Ahsoka

Jedi Fallen Order Moment. “This creature has improved defence against lightsabers.” It has blast door armor covering its body?!

@TheyWantMeGone69

Жыл бұрын

Argh I hated that bs. Troopers with beskar/phrik batons? Okay sure. New creatures skin that just so happens to tank lightsaber? Get out of here.

@vium4957

Жыл бұрын

Well one shoot every ennemy is realy shitty gameplay so yes

@RandomGuy0400

Жыл бұрын

​@@TheyWantMeGone69 I mean, there were a few of those in legends, but they were usually either super rare and only found on one planet, or just not much of a threat to begin with... Sometimes they weren't even fully resistant, like just the hide on their back or just their bones or something... I don't remember any examples aside from the Zillow beast (which I appeared in TCW and is probably still canon)

@TheyWantMeGone69

Жыл бұрын

@@RandomGuy0400 I'm sure there's rare creatures throughout the galaxy like that. It's just that when you play the game and it takes 50 swings to take down a creature, it make you go "ah come on man"

@lordnazar6382

Жыл бұрын

@@TheyWantMeGone69 Right. Especially since these are not creatures that are made resistant against lightsabers, like the Zillo Beast, or creatures made by Sith Alchemy.

Even if the character died, disney wouldve given him an extra stomach to survive

@tarektechmarine8209

Жыл бұрын

Not as if plasma would flash melt organs or something

@andresamaya6187

9 ай бұрын

Lucasfilm kindad did that with Maul before tho, Zabraks have two hearts, don't know how that helped Maul survive but a human surely wouldn't had

@eidolon1426

9 ай бұрын

​@@andresamaya6187 The fall? No. A human wouldn't have survived that. But technically humans *have* survived being cut/ripped in half. And this is coming from somebody who thinks Maul surviving *IS* a plothole, even though he's my favorite part of Clone Wars. And yeah, having two hearts arguably should've killed him faster, since that implies that he'd be pumping blood faster, which means that any other cuts he received from the fall would've bled him out. And that's if we just ignore reality and pretend like having your giant torso wound cauterized would actually stop *ALL* of the bleeding... Because it wouldn't. And he would've bled out from that wound alone anyway.

@RJA_edits1

8 ай бұрын

@@andresamaya6187 Disney in charge of Clone Wars George Lucas had nothing to do with bringing back Maul

@andresamaya6187

8 ай бұрын

@@RJA_edits1 ... Do you know Clone Wars premiered in 2008 right? 4 years before Disney bought Lucasfilm in 2012

It's understandable for the videogames, but when Finn can take multiple hits from Kylo Ren and still be breathing is insane

@aleNoyz91

7 ай бұрын

A untrained nigga that survive a sith crazy

Most people after watching "Ahsoka" :

I don't really think it's primarily a plot armor issue tbh. I think lightsabers have a very heavy feel in the Disney stuff, like they're clubs, rather than sabers, they used to feel like hot knives, cutting through everything like it's butter, not anymore, and I think it's because the props they use for the lightsabers are those realistic sabers with LED lights, instead of the thin sticks they used to use back in the prequels. I think it's not a very good choice

@jacktheflash8478

Жыл бұрын

They still cut through most things

@OneTrueNobody

Жыл бұрын

Not even. In Rise of Skywalker they use these dinky short propsabers and they're still choreographed to feel kinda heavy. The Obi-Wan series obviously uses the big lit-up propsabers and that duel is absolutely boss. It comes down to the choreography and the actors themselves needing to practice the action scenes as a serious athletic thing. Put those propsabers in the hands of the prequel actors and it works. Lit-up sabers are also frequently used by fans in their own choreographed saber fights. It doesn't slow 'em down at all.

@Doctor_Straing_Strange

Жыл бұрын

@@OneTrueNobody true true, I didn't know that

@zachlewis9751

Жыл бұрын

I could never see a real duelist like Count D using the Disney lightsaber. Anything prequel style really.

@bellarosa_

Жыл бұрын

@@OneTrueNobody Ferocity by Blind Wave is still one of the best fan duels I've ever seen, and that only uses prop hilts and movie magic.

Unfortunate this was probably being worked on before Jedi Survivor brought back amputations.

@vium4957

Жыл бұрын

It's just about gameplay, if you one shoot everyone it's not fun. It was already like this before disney ( KOTOR, SWTOR, and every SW games basicaly )

@Lemuel928

Жыл бұрын

Survivor:”No scars anymore!”

@Lemuel928

Жыл бұрын

Force Unleashed II:”No bunking mercy!”

@greanbeen2816

Жыл бұрын

@@Lemuel928 Wdym?

@greanbeen2816

Жыл бұрын

@@vium4957 I would agree, but it COULD have been visually implemented a little bit better. Don’t get me wrong, I love these games, they play great, and I’m satisfied overall with the combat. But since the style leans so heavily on Sekiro, it seems weird to not have a deathblow system in the same way, where like for a boss you wouldn’t just hack away at its flesh but instead slowly whittle its posture until you could get an actual hit with its own animation and the lightsaber kills/ injures in a more realistic way Again, not a dig at the game overall.

yeah, it always bothered me how Kanan and Kylo got flesh wounds instead of getting their heads sliced off

@justvacuumingaround9309

Жыл бұрын

@@Darth_Maul4448 ty

@beakieboss

4 ай бұрын

That's true actually Kanans cut wasnt that deep but it still would have literally boiled his brains

@christopherstanley4837

3 ай бұрын

Its not like Rey sliced clean through Kylo's skull. She just did what Dooku did to Obi in ep 2. Just a surface slice. Or are you mad that Obi's arm and leg weren't amputed by Dooku?

Or he gets stabbed but is just fine in the next episode

Fredrick Fazbear FNAF in the background.

@JesusIsKing_AlphaandOmega

3 ай бұрын

Is that tha feddy fazbar aor aor aor aor aor lol

I remember the jedi fallen order 😂😂😂😂😂

@deucesyoung2577

Жыл бұрын

Yea me to😂

@kingjonstarkgeryan8573

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I was hoping for more of a Jedi Knight style game. You know with dismemberments.

@Brother-Martell

Жыл бұрын

​@@kingjonstarkgeryan8573 there's dismemberment in survivor

@kingjonstarkgeryan8573

Жыл бұрын

@@Brother-Martell Not as much as there was in the Jedi Knight series.

@ncrveteranranger4454

Жыл бұрын

I can understand why it wouldn't work in combat, cause everything would be a one hit slice, but c'mon man, they should've added dismemberment during a finisher after you deal the final blow to the last enemy in combat!

I loved it when he used the force to push away the lightsaber. Awesome detail!

Literally every star wars game before disney having this playstyle with the only people it one shots beings Stormtroopers.

old trilogy: basically a fire stick that can melt 2 feet thick durasteel blast doors and puncture beskar new trilogy: GLOW STICK

@darthcerebus

9 ай бұрын

You need to play some of the older games for once.

@JesusIsKing_AlphaandOmega

3 ай бұрын

TFU did it right imo

This is outrageous, Its unfair, How can he have the plot armor and I can't?

@Bricksane

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@jacobcoderre7054

Жыл бұрын

Take a seat, young Skywalker.

@mr.cooldude6529

Жыл бұрын

@@Bricksanecan you do a lightsaber effect tutorial

@Mikewee777

Жыл бұрын

The worst part is that they revived the senator but the younglings remained more dead than burned sun flowers.

@TEMapping

Жыл бұрын

@@Mikewee777 The senate became too powerful, thats why anakin couldnt kill him

After Ahsoka this has aged so well. Disney has turned this franchise into a joke.

@MackingCheese99

9 ай бұрын

Oh god what did Ahsoka do

@JGburneraccount

9 ай бұрын

@@MackingCheese99 the trend of getting stabbed with a burning hot lightsaber that would boil your insides and shaking it off like it's nothing. Seems like women in starwars have an immunity to lightsabers.

@MackingCheese99

9 ай бұрын

@@JGburneraccount great. I was excited when the show was announced but now I’ve grown tired of disney products. The last good thing they made was The Owl House and they canceled that

@rockycrayon3166

8 ай бұрын

@@JGburneraccount And an affinity to powerplays out of thin air.

@Isaacthebiggestmoviefan57

8 ай бұрын

⁠​⁠@@JGburneraccount right she should have died after that stab from the lightsaber but look its not something you should get work up about like

Anakin: All limbs chopped off, survives. Darth Maul: Cut in half, survives. Darth Plagius: Nearly bisected, survives. Obi-wan: One swipe and he's done.

@petrhamera9399

Жыл бұрын

Obi wan didnt get hit, he did the equivalent of quiting the match so vader couldnt get points

@skysunder9781

Жыл бұрын

He disconnected 😂

@Joetino

Жыл бұрын

@@skysunder9781 And he’s been in spectator mode and on voice chat for the rest of the trilogy

@pochi09258

11 ай бұрын

Qui-gon:...

@ADAJ342

9 ай бұрын

Tbf, its Canon that dark side users are MUCH more resilient than their jedi counterparts.

This is so accurate to Disney's light sabers.

@Sarge51BG

Жыл бұрын

You clearly haven’t played Jedi Survivor, which has to go through Disney for approval.

@sothisishowusernameswork.2043

Жыл бұрын

@@Sarge51BG This video was actually based (I think) over a jedi fallen order video, search up "Jedi fallen order: Dismemberment" And the similarities will SHINE through.

@andrewli6606

Жыл бұрын

@@sothisishowusernameswork.2043 Except lightsabers acted like that in previous games. Force Unleashed might as well have used clubs instead of lightsabers.

@Crilyte

Жыл бұрын

@@andrewli6606 shhhhhh, don't bring that up. Disney bad, even if it isn't even Disney

@geoffreyrichards6079

Жыл бұрын

Nah. Lightsabers were always inconsistent in what they could slice or not. I mean, just look at all the “kills” Luke makes in RotJ.

This is where the fun begins

Ah yes. I'm no OG fan, but I remember when Lightsabers were an ancient, terrifyingly powerful, mythical weapon, capable of cutting through ANYTHING. The mere sight of one was able to strike fear into the hearts of non Force-users. Heck, DROIDS even recognized how dangerous Lightsabers were. Battle Droids were programmed to single out enemies with Lightsabers, as often, a single Force-user (particularly a talented duelist, at that) could cut down squadrons of Droids with ease. These weapons were wielded by the most powerful and dangerous individuals in galactic history. They represented a tradition, Jedi, Sith or other. And now? They're just burning sticks with a statblock decided by plot armour.

@JS-mu9qd

7 ай бұрын

Yeah it makes no sense. Also in the Ahsoka series Spoiler: Sabine gets stabbed through with a lightsaber. I'm not sure, but she should be dead. Or is the medicine that great to cure that wound even if it didn't hit any vital organs ? Also wouldn't she just die from the heat?

@Lorekeeper72

6 ай бұрын

@@JS-mu9qd Well Qui-Gon took almost exactly the same wound and died within minutes and he was a Jedi Master. As for the heat, I'm not expert but yes, the heat alone would probably flash boil any bit of liquid around the stab wound.

@kcdodger

6 ай бұрын

get a life

@szymonanonim7214

4 ай бұрын

​@@JS-mu9qdIt would make sense if they told us that lightsabers are getting weaker since all stronger kybercrystals were used in the deathstar or that the force is dying of /grew weaker since the purge of jedi and/or a long time of sith rulling the galaxy and explain why kylo's saber is the way it is. Or even that now since the purge the knowledge to utilise the light sabers full potential is gone and now instead of swords of plasma they're sticks of plasma or the output of the energy of the saber is screwed . But no , they just immortal.

@Gamer3427

Ай бұрын

Don't get me wrong, Star Wars has always had some flaws, inconsistencies, and plot holes. Since Disney took over though, they've multiplied rapidly, and any regard for the established universe of the series was thrown out the window. The obvious sign it was going to be that way was when they decided to throw out the EU to establish a new cannon, but as it's gone on they've shown they only cared about the franchise's name, and had no respect for it beyond the profits it could make. The way they treat lightsabers and the force in general are some of the worst offenses for sure though. If you looked at the majority of the stuff Disney has done, you'd think it was bad fanfiction, if it wasn't for the fact that most bad fanfiction would still try to keep at least some of the core aspects of the setting consistent.

I did think it was annoying how lightsabers would collide with the ground and other objects but deal no visible damage.

I see the thumbnail and realise this man is a genius.

@iaminsideyourwalls2021

Жыл бұрын

Screw lightsabers. Use your hands to block them

This is inexcusable, what if I find myself in a situation where I need to cut off 3 limbs in a single swing??!!! What am I supposed to do then? Not turn my former Padawan into a quadruple amputee??!! I think not, check yourself Disney!!

This is why Disney got rid of Starkiller, his lightsabers worked too well

Anyone here after watching episode 1 of Ashoka.

As someone who's trying to do lego animations himself, I must ask what rendering engine you use in Blender. If it's Cycles, what's the best sample level that you use?

@Bricksane

Жыл бұрын

It really depends on the lighting, if you have a bright scene, most of the times around 150-450 is enough, but if you have a very dark scene 500+ would be best.

@thevfxmancolorizationvfxex4051

Жыл бұрын

@@Bricksane Fair enough. Since I don't have an NVIDIA powered PC and can't use Optix (using a Mac), I've been trying to find a compromise to get results sooner that are just as good. Recently, I have found that by messing with the nodes, you can make some of the detail that's exclusive to Cycles (IE: Dirt and Scratches) appear in the EEVEE render. I've also tried to follow some online tutorials to make my EEVEE render look a lot more like Cycles by using light paths and a higher sample count. With these settings applied, I'd then do a Cycles render of about 50-100 samples before rotoscoping and compositing the lighter parts of my scene over my EEVEE render in another software

@ifacecamp717

Жыл бұрын

@@thevfxmancolorizationvfxex4051 why would you need a NVIDIA pc?

@thevfxmancolorizationvfxex4051

Жыл бұрын

@@ifacecamp717 because it can run Optix, which helps speeds up Cycles renders immensely

@DereC519

Жыл бұрын

is it cycles?!!

"The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities, some considered unnatural."

I come from the future. It seems that now everyone and their mothers can survive getting impaled in the stomach with a lightsaber. Suck it, Qui-Gon!

Want a stronger lightsaber? This magic pill will make your saber hit harder than ever before.

@Mikewee777

Жыл бұрын

lewd

"Plot Armor Son....It hardens in response to physical trauma...you can't hurt me Anakin"

that ending XD

Ah yes, my favorite part of the Lego Star Wars movie. The part when Anakin and Palpatine went to the Freddy Fazbear's Pizza located on Coruscant and fought there.

This aged so well.

FNaF in the background💀💀💀

Jokes aside,The stop motion and animation of this is amazing

A day in bed an he'll be fine, hands grow back.

0:35 the fact it genuinely sounds like a higher pitched version of the Lego darth Vader death sound from TCS

Lol 😆 0:26 "drunk jawa" funny

A little late to the party but thanks for letting me voice act the Anakin lore! Always a pleasure :)

This is giving “Tis but a flesh wound” energy

Revenge of the sith was peak saber violence. They cut through everything like butter

To borrow a quote from AVGN: "The lightsabers are more like light batons, they don't cut through shit."

Jedi Fallen Order be like:

@vium4957

Жыл бұрын

WDYM even before disney it was like that in games, SWTOR, KOTOR, the force unleashed, etc..

@lordnazar6382

Жыл бұрын

Why is that surprising? It's a game, if everything dies in one, or at most, two direct hits, it would be no fun, whatsoever.

@Do_not_at_me_bro

Жыл бұрын

​@@vium4957 cause it's got to do with rotations and chaining combos, fallen order combat was not as exciting

And that's why you don't want a company trying to be kid friendly owning all the action adventure violent IP's.

Lightsaber then: Did you just drop a lightsaber perfectly f*cking vertical? Lightsaber now: Falls, and breaks.

This is going to age like fine wine in the next few years

Disney at it's finest: see ahsoka for example

This is still relevant even during Ahsoka

Disney's Star Wars: **Gets stabbed and lives without consequences** Star Wars: *Gets stabbed and dies, have to live forever without legs or an arm or a hand... or a body*

Palpatine used execute pay Disney to give him plot armour

Lol It seems, according to Disney, you’re not supposed to “kill” your opponent, but “defeat” them instead 😢😅

Remember when people were debating whether the lightsaber or the energy sword from Halo was deadlier. Good times.

Lightsabers went from plasma swords to glowing bats

Im hoping this meme will blow up and make Disney understand how much they have ruined star wars 💀

@skeleton819

Жыл бұрын

they prob do know, they just dont care

@davidhong1934

Жыл бұрын

(seconds before Disney lawyers strike video with copyright)

@doctor_burnsides915

Жыл бұрын

Oh they know, they just don’t care. All Star Wars is to them is a cash cow.

@jedigamerjoe530

Жыл бұрын

@@doctor_burnsides915which just sucks

@sothisishowusernameswork.2043

Жыл бұрын

I mean I like shows like mandalorian and obi wan kenobi. (Gosh darn it am I gonna get cancelled on twitter even though I don't have twitter now?)

That's what it should look like if a lightsaber grazes you. Not what it should look like when it cleaves straight through a part of you.

Never tough I would see Nukazoola clips remade in Lego, good job👍

Disney took inspiration from TF2, and made the lightsaber into the batsaber.

I like how the stormtrooper probably just thought the problem was he had too many hands

why is this to much like disney lightsabers

I remember seeing the original video when it came out! It was hilarious! 😂

I must say, the number of characters impaled by lighstabers in recent years only to be able to simply walk it off is.. a surprising amount

Aged well

Y'know, it's funny because I remember in Empire Strikes back, Luke lands a hit on Vader's shoulder, and all it does is make Vader recoil in pain for a bit. I saw that as a kid and was like "Oh crap, Vader has actual armor to black Lightsabers! I didn't know that was even possible!!!" and it was a huge deal. Now we see something as ridiculous as in Kenobi, he beats a storm trooper like he's wielding a baseball bat, not a sword that can slice through almost everything.

@tuggonsegway2

Жыл бұрын

Yet he still easily breaks vaders mask 😂

@geoffreyrichards6079

Жыл бұрын

Nah. Lightsabers have always been like that.

@Do_not_at_me_bro

Жыл бұрын

​@@geoffreyrichards6079 no, just because of practical effects being used in the 80s when cgi wasn't existent does not mean lightsabers have to bounce off everything they come into contact with.

@geoffreyrichards6079

Жыл бұрын

@@Do_not_at_me_bro Confrontational much? I was merely noting that lightsabers never always completely sliced through everything, even if that is their function.

The end made me lol

I swear those plastic lightsabers you had as a kid probably hurt more than the disney lightsabers.

The lightsaber has always bounced off of stuff, to be fair. In both duels of Luke vs Vader, their lightsabers bounce off railings and Luke’s bounces off of Vader’s armor (and NO, they did not plan for Vader’s armor the be lightsaber proof at the time. That was explained far later to cover up the inconsistency)

@ak_nora

Жыл бұрын

True, but back then those duels had more impact on the audience that they could ignore minor inconsistencies, since they were more heavily invested into them. Then the Prequels came and people started to get dismembered more often. The Sequels duels were both unengaging that people noticed lightsabers bouncing more than being invested to the story (not to mention the bouncing happens way more often to simply ignore), and being put against the Prequels which had a high dismemberment count while the Sequels had zero.

@Yesenn

Жыл бұрын

This video isn't about the lightsabers bouncing off of things. It's about the fact that modern lightsabers don't cut through people, and only leave a small scar or something.

@jorgejimenez8985

Жыл бұрын

Yeah but that it due ti technological limitations, after the prequels when they cut everyrhin there was no reason to go back

@sarjocole2626

Жыл бұрын

​@Yesenn _ When exactly has a saber gone clean through a limb and only cut someone a little in Disney Star Wars? Is this consistently happening?

@ak_nora

Жыл бұрын

@@sarjocole2626 That's the parody. It didn't happen, but might as well exaggerate the absurdity

The plot armor is strong in this one!

Kind of strange that you're all pretending that the pre-Disney video games weren't exactly like this with lightsabers as well.

Great animation! But we all know this isn't new, haha. I think Qui-Gon Jinn is the only confirmed lightsaber kill who has a name. Being cut in half in Star Wars has only ever been a minor inconvenience, haha.

@yankeeforcestudios5431

Жыл бұрын

@J1mmys Star Wars Stuff it was Lucas and Filoni who brought Maul back and killed Qui Gon though.

@clemeschmidt

Жыл бұрын

Obi-Wan and Dooku too.

@DJB3lfry

Жыл бұрын

The Clone Wars disagrees. Plenty of named characters get merced by lightsabers, especially when Anakin is present.

@Deadput

Жыл бұрын

@J1mmys Star Wars Stuff Disney hadn't even bought Lucasfilm at the time Maul returned.

@gamerfan5381

Жыл бұрын

It only worked since Maul was one dimensional. Dooku had more character despite being killed off in the intro of episode 3

Is it possible to learn this power? *Great stop motion always!*

Stars wars lightsabers: cuts through everything, Disney lightsabers: no longer able to cut off something including limbs

@chillinsquirtle

Жыл бұрын

So how come luke didn't slice clean through darth vader in episode 5?

@XxKnightfallx_caedus

Жыл бұрын

Because vader’s armour is made out of durasteel, luke hit him at the shoulder, this fueled vader to cut off luke’s hand

@Last-Scar-5675

Жыл бұрын

They’re still strong in the sequels and shows but you idiots fail to realize that lightsabers in video games have nvr been as strong as they truly are

This has better choreography than the sequels.

did we all forget that the Third Sister straight up cut someone’s hand off in the first episode of Kenobi?

@hill8852

Жыл бұрын

Did you forget Finn literally got sliced up his spine and was fine by the next movie? Dude should’ve at the very least been paralyzed

@ahshitherewegoagain8695

Жыл бұрын

Kenobi is the closest that Disney has gotten to episode I to VI

@jakubdedza7512

Жыл бұрын

Did you forget how in the same show Kenobi just hit stormtroopers like he was wielding baseball bat?

@kizentheslayer

Жыл бұрын

@@hill8852 ill give them the benefit of the doubt and say if they had the technology 60 years ago to make anakin a working robotic arm that he could control they should have and a organic like one by ESB they should be able to fix something like a spine.

@hill8852

Жыл бұрын

@@kizentheslayer that’s solid reasoning. But when you do that AND take into account just how lucky he had to be to not just die instantly, it kinda gets ridiculous. They treated him getting slashed up the spine like he just got thrown into a tree or something

Is he using a youngling's lightsaber? Or because they are SO weak?

The moment anakin cut his hand off i laughed but then stubbed my toe so the scream synchronised

I'm wheezing, Anakin's face and little scream at the end caught me so off guard

I heard this the other day that lightsabers have sometimes been like this ever since The Empire Strikes Back. In the duel between Luke and Vader near the end when Vader’s about to cut Luke’s hand off, Luke smacks him with the lightsaber and nothing happens. Well, except the silly grunt that Vader made.

@jacksonpavlich8198

Жыл бұрын

Yup lightsabers have always been inconsistent, people just care more about it nowadays

@torukisaragi2712

Жыл бұрын

This is just my personal view on the matter, but during that particular scene in RotJ Luke's emotions were all over the place, and it's stated in old EU lore that kyber crystals react to a jedi's emotions and fluctuate in response. I like to think that Luke's unstable emotional state caused the blade to 'dull' so to speak, and was why it seemed to bounce off the railings and structural supports in the Emperor's chamber. This theory is somewhat more founded in the (complete garbage of a) sequel trilogy where Rey and Kylo , both equally with equally unstable emotions, seemed to be swinging clubs around, and only seemed to have actual lightsabers when they came to terms with their personal bs. Going back to Luke vs Vader, in the end of the fight, you can see Luke seem to physically tense up for a moment before severing Vader's hand and the guard rail, before coming to a realization of what he was doing and regaining control. Again, just a personal theory with a few pieces of evidence I've noticed in the franchise.

@kizentheslayer

Жыл бұрын

I always thought vaders armor had some sort of lightsaber resistance around the organic bits.

@theenderking111

Жыл бұрын

@@kizentheslayer Exactly, as if the guy in charge of exterminating Jedi wouldn’t have lightsaber resistant armor

@tuggonsegway2

Жыл бұрын

It tapped his Shoulder Pauldron, if it hit any of the rubber tubing looking stuff on his body like in Fallen Order I'd get your point but no, it hit his armor

As someone who kinda understand how movies are made, your camera work is far superior than Disney's. In action you want to see what's happening, not be underwhelmed by cuts

@rockycrayon3166

8 ай бұрын

OR have it shot by a cameraman with Parkinson's. Seriously, the amount of shaking in them...

Don’t worry, Anakin. At least it still works on the younglings.

Wasn't expecting that at the end LOL I was expecting him to show the trooper and then have the trooper shoot him.

EA games be like

To be fair, in Legends, some acceptionally powerful Force users can learn a skill called Tutaminis, which lets them absorb energy with their bare hands. Yoda famously redirected sith lightning from both Dooku and Papatine, Vader absorbed bolts from Han Solo's blaster and Satele Shan stopped a lightsaber with her bare hands in the trailer for Star Wars: The Old Republic. Luke Skywalker also learned it in the novelization of Return of the Jedi and the Ones from the Mortis arc in the Clone Wars also showed it off. The idea of surviving an otherwise fatal lightsaber blow isn't without merit, it's just that Disney gives their characters plot armor that's stronger then beskar

@JohnDoe-hj9fh

Жыл бұрын

Shhhh Disney bad but legends good even if they did the exact same thing

@daskollektiv4593

9 ай бұрын

​@@JohnDoe-hj9fh 💀

@eidolon1426

9 ай бұрын

​@JohnDoe-hj9fh Both *are* bad, but regardless of that, Disney literally *DID NOT* do the exact same thing, as this guy is describing a whole mechanic with lore and an explanation and requirements and it has it's own name... And Disney literally hasn't made the faintest fucking *attempt* to explain how people survive these lethal blows. Do you remember how Disney didn't even *HAVE* an explanation for how the Grand Inquisitor survived being impaled through the gut other than "because angry"...? Do you remember that Dave Filoni didn't even have an explanation for *Maul* surviving other than "because angry"...? How about Reva doing it *TWICE?!* ONCE as a fucking 10-year-old? People keep making up fan-fiction to explain these flaws away, and many times, you'll notice that they cite *Legends* for explanations, because *Legends,* as shit as it was, actually HAD explanations. Trust me, I don't know which has MORE flaws collectively at this point, but these two things are simply not even close to "doing the same thing."

@DanielLCarrier

8 ай бұрын

"Vader absorbed bolts from Han Solo's blaster" That was the Force? I assumed his prosthetic hands were just blaster-proof.

Everyone is talking about how accurate this is, but nobody is talking about Freddy and the gang just casually being in the background

i love how there’s just Freddy and chica chilling there

To be fair, there are moments pre Disney where lightsabers are like this. It happens in the Luke vs Vader Cloud City fight in ESB and when Dooku defeats Obi-Wan in AOTC.

@austinmajeski9427

Жыл бұрын

Not really. I'm pretty sure you see it's the edge of the blade hitting the other guy in those shots.

@TheyWantMeGone69

Жыл бұрын

Ben still lobbed a dude's arm off in the very first movie with blood. Of course Lucas was still figuring out the sabers logic at the time.