When jerma became a ruler the most used words he spoke were "KILL IT" "DIE ALREADY" "FIRING SQUAD" "KILL THAT THING" "EVERYBODY KILL THAT"

@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel

3 ай бұрын

To be fair to Jerma, the early history of his people was riddled with struggle and he was largely defensive! As he said, "they were attacking me", it's so clea-... *Checks notes* Uh... Um... Okay, he only killed like, a dozen babies! And only said he wanted to genocide every other species including his allies once! I'm sure he didn't mean that and totally didn't somewhat attempt to follow through on that declaration...

@somber985

3 ай бұрын

rpg voicelines

@freakshowjimmyscrackheaddu8255

3 ай бұрын

gem comment

@ilovepeoplebro

3 ай бұрын

Don't forget "KILL THE ENEMY CHILDREN"

I'm still not over the fact that Jerma just casually makes the most delicious and pretty looking city hall out of nowhere. Bro was possessed by creativity

the slowed down "can I use your computer" is so real

The way he is aggressively describing the tiers of marshmallow done-ness is so deranged

@Krog517

3 ай бұрын

Why did he admit to eating charcoal

holy shit “DEFEAT THE ENEMY BABIES” made me light headed

By god dumptruck you've done it again

@Ry-mj2eb

3 ай бұрын

dumptruck

@brooooo

3 ай бұрын

dumptruck

@jasperholm3083

3 ай бұрын

dumptruck

@jeremytitus9519

3 ай бұрын

dumptruck

@dan_loeb

3 ай бұрын

chronicling jermas desperate struggle to "defeat" babies

1:13:30 is so funny. "what the fuck is that?! oh. thats something I MADE"

@missbelled6700

3 ай бұрын

Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth

@scrittle

2 ай бұрын

God wishes he was that bulbous

Making a city hall was always my least favorite part of Spore. Jerma spends an hour making a, frankly, really good cake

33:48, "ooey gooey" escapes his mouth yet again. like the tainted ichor that surely fell from prometheus, its allure calls forth, begging me to indulge it and taste a fraction of the discomfort i could inflict upon others. his rhyme feels so right but also disgustingly, almost lovecraftian-esque-ly wrong. the gnawing at my brain, to utter that curse and inflict this obsession on my peers, or destroy them... all in my drive to save my life from the existence of the "ooey gooey". am i wrong, for guarding my heart so and preventing the ooey gooey from breaking my final defence, consuming me once and for all? is my documentation in the vain hope of a scientific solution just aiding the cognitohazard, driving more victims toward it and furthering its vile grip on our minds? i do not know, all i can say is... ooey gooey

@jaydnleaver

2 ай бұрын

are u okay ?

@grubbys

2 ай бұрын

most sane jermamite

@jimmiewoodsjw

Ай бұрын

Turn auto capitalization back on please

@jaydnleaver

Ай бұрын

@@jimmiewoodsjw pc ?

i’m so glad you posted this, “fuck the haters fuck the hatersss im putting marshmallows on my building” is my favorite jerma quote ever. if it’s not in this edit ill freak

Buys two cities under attack and bribes one nation to attack another. Then wonders why everything blows up lol

15:52 he always gets so heated over geico commercials

Jerma making an actually impressive looking ooey gooey building is my favorite part of the spore streams

Jerma hide his desktop because it’s filled with so much zorn

wicked messed up editor refuses to sleep for our enjoyment, constantly editing non-stop

With his soft retirement, these old long edits are gonna come in clutch

Bruh, the civilization stage is all about building factories and it tells you this in the tutorial, it’s the main mechanic, Jed a builds one factory, and after being scolded by chat like a disappointed mother he builds 3 more factories for a total of 4 and proceeds to not build for the rest of the stage and wonders why he doesn’t have money. Absolute unintelligent Andy.

@darian697

3 ай бұрын

right i stopped watching after that.. so infuriating

@thesnowmiser6728

2 ай бұрын

​@darian697 womp womp

@bradc4277

20 күн бұрын

@@thesnowmiser6728clop clop, that’s the sound I make when I walk because of my giant cock it is medically infuriating due to the unpleasant and uncomfortable nature of the python lounging in my trousers

And the Great Dump keeps on trucking

1:35:19 the way I was waiting for this joke about the Grox/Gronk since the animal stage

21:59 The comedic timing on this clip is second to none

The enjoyment devolving into wanting to cheat is exactly how it be with most games

0:16 "Zerk-ahhnn" my god

@jellydamgood

3 ай бұрын

Not even 30 seconds in

"It's okay, we have an entertainment center." - Joseph Stalin

The Ice cream capital is just seeping with passion. It filled me with inspiration, thank you Jeremy and dumptruck for this great edit.

24:57 That was the most honest "Holy shit" I've ever heard.

Makes some of the most ass creatures as a joke. Genuinely expends a ton of energy to craft a dessert themed city hall.

i have severe scoliosis

@_trois

3 ай бұрын

same

@spacebassist

3 ай бұрын

have you tried befriending a well-meaning kid who stumbled onto superpowers and lifts you up and cracks your back while saying "i can fix it!", then you stand up straight, run a hand down your spine and say "my back! that's been killing me for years!" *ruffles his hair*, "you're not bad sport" then you take a few steps and collapse and die because your spinal column disintegrated, unable to support your weight with its 100 fractures? i'm just saying you might not have thought of everything

@jeremytitus9519

3 ай бұрын

@@spacebassistspeaking from experience, I cannot recommend that particular course of action highly enough

@kiwamihollie

3 ай бұрын

@@spacebassisti think you just described a chiropractor

@BalthorYT

Ай бұрын

@@kiwamihollie We're talking about real things like well-meaning kids with superpowers, bud: everybody knows chiropractic is a made-up comic book thing hahaha ...wait a minute, this joke is too real.

6:05 - Disposable income Andy

1:30 Jerma tries convincing the audience that the allegations of the bodies are false

Can't believe I forgot that Spore was Dune

default wallpaper desktop is so wild

@weeniedog44

3 ай бұрын

no icons or anything. he’s on a burner

new dumptruck and new skye4 uploads at the same time bruh we eating good

I actually coat my mustache and beard with flaming hot cheeto dust before I go downtown. I get compliments on my appearance and smell, and if I find myself in a dangerous situation, the dust can be used for self defense.

Can you really call the Space Stage endgame when it's like, 90 percent _of_ the game?

@shineymightyena

3 ай бұрын

i think it counts because about five people in the whole world have actually bothered to play it

@user-lp9hs3st5r

Ай бұрын

@@shineymightyena this comment was very mean

I both love and hate how the Jermites' main government building and center of social life is a Strawberry Shortcake Ziggurat (Stepped Pyramid).

This popped up on my feed just as I was starting to watch the stream VOD. Nice timing, my man.

I love watching Jerma content, and thanks to people like you who make these edits make it so much more accessible. Thank you dumptruck ❤

21:39 Genocide Andy

@jmbkpo

3 ай бұрын

Just Jerma

My favourite wicked funny Jerma clipper is at it once again

41:24 personally i've always been most fond of a strawberry shake made via vanilla bean ice cream and strawberry nesquik milk

11:30 I've rewatched this so many times

this has to be the best video I've seen in my ENTIRE life

The way it all fell apart so quick lol

Perfect timing I just finished this yesterday or the day before

I love you dump truck

Blessed yet again!

The civilization stage is when I realized what people meant when they call jerma a himbo 😅

Dumptruck, this is great.

17:15 This guy is 10 CHA and 0 INT, there are points in some of his videos that reminds me that Jerma is genuinely not particularly intelligent.

@Krog517

3 ай бұрын

Watch your tongue fiend

@ilovepeoplebro

3 ай бұрын

For your desecration, the souls of jermamites shall peck on the rotten giblets of your corpse

John Dumptruck

Dumptrunk Danny back at it

Jerma definitely has a folder on his desktop called "meatgrinder vids"

That City hall was way too good how did he make that. I beat the 4th stage when I was 9 he has no excuse

jerma going full rainbow sponge lady on his cake

54:00 before they said it sounded like toxic i thought i recognised it. In the '700 000' games theres one game where someone says that too, but it also reminded me of music from the Zoombinis. I cant be bothered finding the timestamp for the 700 000 games thing though

Spore was too ahead of its time and we will never see the likes of it again unfortunately

He got so lucky with that epic at 15:40 having almost no health left Also, goddamn, I loved the Spore DS game. It was so different. It's probably the reason I'm into weird retro looking games

jerma really just reenacted world war 2 except he dropped a nuke on all countries

love you dumptruck

12:52 it’s a Small Enemy Infant

When i was a kid, just the base Spore creature creator that the game is based on seemed so cool. I remembered actually going to a best buy to buy a physical disc for the creature creator and making extremely low quality hypercam2 videos of my goofy creatures. Then later in my life i played the game and it was kinda sad that the creature stage was very short. The space stage was not that fun at all. Seems like an idea with a nice concept that deserved better execution.

1:03:20 mofo made the moomin house out of nowhere

We are back boys and girls

I think he was high during this.

1:07:45 i was the one that suggested the Sushi Boat :D

As a beard haver, I do not eat cheetos

egg pizza 😮

zonked streamer

Chat really do be toxic asf 💀💀

Jerma, make a new user account... Or better yet, enable the guest account?

@jmbkpo

3 ай бұрын

Can i just use your computer Jerma??

W

this is the first time i've ever identified with jerma and not been flabbergasted at his gameplay, i hate rts so much i would've done the EXACT same thing he did in the civilization stage

Dump truck when is the onlyfans

the fact that i just so happened to finish the previous episode to then find the next episode had been uploaded an hour ago is crazy

why is the man so hungry

35:18 bros having a zorgasm, lmao