Whenever Jerma and Ster discuss, you dont know who to side with because it feels like both are in the wrong

@Ins4neCraig

Жыл бұрын

Nah Ster is correct on BBxRaven I side with him

@TheSilverWraith

Жыл бұрын

Ster picks an insanely contrarian position but then Jerma is so bad at arguing his side that he actively sabotages himself.

@coalkingryan881

Жыл бұрын

@@TheSilverWraith so true, I agree with everything Jerma says before it leaves his mouth.

@Majoraspersona

Жыл бұрын

My favorite character dynamic. Two idiots.

@made.online2149

Жыл бұрын

you may not like it but Ster is always correct

Ster: "Im going to be normal today" Ster: "Can we get a sniff sniff in chat for Jerma's stinky toes"

@cyber_xiii3786

Жыл бұрын

Is that not normal?

@violenceisfun

Жыл бұрын

He was so real for saying this.

@jennareynolds1403

22 күн бұрын

sniiiff

Jerma thinking that it's a spoiler for him to reveal the main character of a show called Lucifer who's name is Lucifer is, in fact, the devil "because he doesn't do the thumbnail face until like the end of season one" is already peak Jerma but then the fact that it turns out not only does he do the "devil face" multiple times throughout the first season but that the show literally starts off with Lucifer in hell being the devil truly elevates this a Certified Jermoment ᵗᵐ

@chuckbatmangaming

Жыл бұрын

He really is such a TikTok zoomer brain Andy like he doesn't watch shows he just scrolls through them looking for funny thumbnail clips

@RealJayJay

Жыл бұрын

i get why he's hesitant, lol. i once talked to a guy about the show Narcos and mentioned that pablo escobar dies and he was so annoyed. i thought it was obvious since he dies in real life but i guess not.

@DunningofKruger

Жыл бұрын

He ruined it for himself, because Lucifer literally only flashes the "Devil Face" for a split second to scare people into telling the truth or make them run etc. So when he said "I scrolled through to see if he did it." He physically wouldn't have because it's like half a second screentime.

@joe____

Жыл бұрын

GAS

@FreedomPuppy

3 ай бұрын

@@DunningofKrugerIt’s well known that Jerma fabricates his own reality.

why did jerma describe himself as “Sloppy, gets the job done and lasts a long time” this guy is a FREAK!!!

he talks about canned tuna every other stream like he lives in a dying fishing town where the only job is at the canning plant

@ocelotmadness6287

3 ай бұрын

He lives in innsmouth

Jerma wanting to play the Gollum LOTR game is going to lead to one of the most uncomfortable webcam experiences we've ever seen from him as he tries the impression throughout all 37 hours

@cyber_xiii3786

Жыл бұрын

That's if he doesn't give up on the game cause it's absolute shite

@scarlett-moriko1543

Жыл бұрын

Aged beautifully

@BierBart12

6 ай бұрын

I just feels really bad to hear how excited he was for it. Poor guy

Ster: I won't be weird any more. Jerma with panic in his voice: Why?

Watching Jerma's brain melt in real time as ster starts talking about Teen Titan shipping is the funniest shit ever.

This Jerma+Ster renaissance is so lovely cause I feel like it’s introducing so many new viewers to how amazing their dynamic is

@sophiaponte1634

Жыл бұрын

why was there ever a lull in Jerma Ster content ??

@cheahyeah7134

Жыл бұрын

@@sophiaponte1634i think ster was being weird for a couple years or something he was playing too much overwatch and isolating himself from reality or something (i wasn’t there)

@synga_

Жыл бұрын

@@sophiaponte1634 They had a public feud (that was immediately resolved in private) for a funny video idea ("Everybody Wants to See This Happen" on 2ndJerma) but, allegedly, it kept getting pushed back for reasons? However, they still had to keep the joke that they hated each other IRL, so they couldn't interact with each other publicly... (You could see ster and Jerma still playing the joke during the interim with Jerma saying "I love all my friends :)" and ster saying something else too but I forgot...) I think that's all that I know. Maybe someone else can add to this.

@sophiaponte1634

Жыл бұрын

@@synga_ WHAT

@Slop_Dogg

Жыл бұрын

@@synga_ yeah it was literally just a bit they kept going because they were both busy

Jerma is SO taken aback when Ster talks about Raven and Beast Boy. 'Bro was flabbergasted.'

@chuckbatmangaming

Жыл бұрын

I've never watched Teen Titans is that actually a weird ship or what?

@susobamna

Жыл бұрын

@ChuckBatman Gaming no it's real

@greenoftreeblackofblue6625

Жыл бұрын

​@@chuckbatmangamingNo it's show Cannon

@MrLordFireDragon

Жыл бұрын

​@@chuckbatmangaming The only thing people were weirded out by is that they're teenagers, but as Ster tried to unconvincingly point out, people ship teenagers and stuff all the time, it isn't some weird sex thing.

@pyrosiumofficial

Жыл бұрын

@@MrLordFireDragon Yeah, it's part of the plot of the show. Rooting for them just makes sense. Also, they're fictional characters... plenty of people still see Raven as their "waifu" or whatever lmao.

Jerma is asked why he wants to be Nightwing and his answer is “More responsibility”

Technically weird is a subjective term, but these guys are fuckin' weird

@Paradox_Edge

Жыл бұрын

Weird is another word for odd. Which is another word for not normal which *is an objective thing.*

@P0PE418

Жыл бұрын

@@Paradox_Edge so what is normal

@20jumps

Жыл бұрын

​@@P0PE418real

@Paradox_Edge

Жыл бұрын

@@P0PE418 The majority. By definition.

@P0PE418

Жыл бұрын

@@Paradox_Edge nope. also you're being way too serious about a joke comment, i'll bet you're the life of the party.

I thought Jerma was weird till I watched a Ster compilation.

@Tonceitoys

Жыл бұрын

Those two were made for each other

@troglodytee

Жыл бұрын

@@Tonceitoys theyd find each other in any timeline

@usernamesmatter

Жыл бұрын

This looks like a phrase that’d be on a shirt. Like one of those “I survived __ “ shirts

I imagine listening to Jerma and Ster is the contemporary version of Ancient Greek Philosophers arguing and there’s just a bunch of other guys listening to them and eating grapes.

@BierBart12

Ай бұрын

Everyone wearing Togas

I went to Costco recently and I saw Jerma there, it was really cool!! But for some reason he kept hitting people with his cart and kept screaming “I’m the cart boy I’m the cart boy!” And ramming people’s ankles and it was really jarring, he saw me staring at him and he sprinted towards me with his cart and said “Cart boy RAM!” And sent me flying, I woke up from a coma today with broken legs… but all around cool guy glad I got to meet him.

@gordonf5553

Жыл бұрын

You should report that to the police

@KBY30

Жыл бұрын

This actually feels like something jerma would do as a bit

@kittencorp.3295

Жыл бұрын

Feels like the hulk burger bit

Only Jerma would put up a spoiler warning to talk about a show he didn't actually watch

This stream was crazy because I never really grasped just how adamant Jerma is about food I could swear he devoted almost 30 minutes to TUNA AND PRETZELS.

@benstin

Жыл бұрын

not the first time either. he brought it back from the elden ring co-op streams

@20jumps

Жыл бұрын

this guy loves his tuna

@Slop_Dogg

Жыл бұрын

we’re talking about the man that had to go write on a whiteboard at 3 AM because he was so fascinated with the concept of “sauce”

@greenoftreeblackofblue6625

Жыл бұрын

How have you realized this just now?

@SerbianKnifeFight

Жыл бұрын

Man surprised that salt and bread makes meat taste better

I love how most the time they never answer the question they asked each other, or it’s bought up towards the end and it’s the most basic answer ever I love it

"Which of the Xmen would you fuck" Cyclops, he has the best grip

"I'm fucking the cheeseburger sub" is just not a phrase I ever thought I'd hear come out of Jerma's mouth and it floors me EVERY time I hear it

Man, genuinely nothing beats Jerma and Ster content. It's just always so infectious and chaotic and entertaining. Literally no video exists with them in it that is worse than an A.

@KavsLockedOut

Жыл бұрын

WORSE THAN WHAT, SAM, WORSE THAN WHAT

@catswork

Жыл бұрын

​@@KavsLockedOut he's saying that it's never worse than an A, as in, A-Ranking on a tier list of jerma content

@jackpotter3887

6 ай бұрын

This makes me want to see a Jerma + Star video tier list

I would absolutely love to see Jerma with a big bushy beard and a curly mustache and a small top hat with a cane and a tuxedo

@ihatestairs9034

Жыл бұрын

and a monocle. Don’t forget the monacle

@onlinestonedogii

Жыл бұрын

I do not want tumblr sexy man jerma to exist .

@robloxpwnr7604

Жыл бұрын

@@ihatestairs9034 Bro spelt monocle two different times in a comment with 6 words

@dappert4730

Жыл бұрын

A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD

@BALLSYFONDLER

Жыл бұрын

I want jerma to go bald and shave his eyebrows. But have REALLY hairy armpits to balance it out.

Its scary just how well Ster can push all Jerma's buttons. If they were in a relationship it would be manipulative af

@baaaldur

Жыл бұрын

If?

@Cogu985

Жыл бұрын

Wdym if?

@prankedmama

Жыл бұрын

You mean mom and dad?

@yuriunderscoregaming

Жыл бұрын

their relationship is more toxic than heterosxeual omegaverse stories

@rawoo9385

Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of that one time Ster gaslit Jerma into giving away all of his secret money drawer

WARNING: this video has MASSIVE Lucifer spoilers

@Slop_Dogg

Жыл бұрын

SPOILERS DONT READ BELOW THIS LINE -------------------- Lucifer goes devil face mode

Jerma and ster is the most convoluted, exclusive lore that if you don't watch 1 minute of it you'll completely be lost on what is going on.

My favorite part of the stream was when Jerma started crying because Ster was "bullying him" but was actually just complimenting his hair.

@notNajimi

5 ай бұрын

high school moment

love how jerma completely misses the "borrow one of your bras" line

The presidential debate joke from ster was so perfectly visualised in my mind I lost it

@Top_Hat_Walrus

Жыл бұрын

It was perfect

Ster and Jerma should watch season one of “Xavier: Renegade Angel.”

@H56Nooc

Жыл бұрын

I think Jerma talked about that show once before

@JoMcD21

Жыл бұрын

I don't think the space time continuum can handle it.

@thunar1970

Жыл бұрын

@@H56Nooc yeah he mentioned it during a no more heroes stream but he should make Ster watch it so they can talk about it

@gordonf5553

Жыл бұрын

Isnt there only one season

@thunar1970

Жыл бұрын

@@gordonf5553 there’s a second season that I don’t like nearly as much as the first season.

Jermas face when he reads chat saying he’d be a cream pie is priceless

@DemodiX

Жыл бұрын

47:20

@Top_Hat_Walrus

Жыл бұрын

Dude we were literally all once a cream pie

@soupisfornoobs4081

2 ай бұрын

@@Top_Hat_Walrus Not so, there's more ways of getting pregnant than icky s*x

How naïve Jerma is to think that any webcam stream couldn’t be the “grossest”

@BALLSYFONDLER

Жыл бұрын

why does the i have 2 dots? Is that supposed to depict male genitals? NO PORN ON KZread!

@PinkGaeWhistle

Жыл бұрын

​@@BALLSYFONDLER ï

@BALLSYFONDLER

Жыл бұрын

@@PinkGaeWhistle stop with the pornographic content. I may be the ballfondler, but I still have a moral compass.

@PinkGaeWhistle

Жыл бұрын

@@BALLSYFONDLER what is the baseball stream?

@BALLSYFONDLER

Жыл бұрын

@@PinkGaeWhistle its the stream Jerma puts an entire baseball up his mouth (the mods fuckimh lobotomized me)

Teleportation is the best power to choose. Not only has countless, practical, every day uses but you could also make an easy living off it as a courier.

That’s the most Jerma thumbnail I’ve ever seen

@vinnysuperg123

Жыл бұрын

I appreciate it I worked hard on it

@Hamknee

Жыл бұрын

@@vinnysuperg123 same here scorn jerma creator is me

@WastePlace

Жыл бұрын

@@vinnysuperg123”I appreciate it” -🐷

@vinnysuperg123

Жыл бұрын

@@Hamknee Oh shit wait actually? If it is I’ll genuinely put your name in the description

@Hamknee

Жыл бұрын

@@vinnysuperg123 :) yes it is, I’m in the jerma server if u need more proof, etc

I will never get over his tuna, mayo and pretzels rant.

"Donald Duck had a really fucking challenging life."

Jerma is so weird, that when even the creators of raven and beast boy ship them two together, he goes, "that's weird" and then talks about balls on stream

jerma can airdash??? that is actually terrifying

@jamespeetz4008

Жыл бұрын

Just when I thought my moat would keep me safe

Jerma is the kind of person to be amazed people don't use cuticle oil all the time

Holy shit, it’s like I’m back in middle school watching the weirdest gaming content imaginable all over again!

9:12 Personally, I think Ster should try to TEACH Jerma to play Guilty Gear. Seeing Jerma get coached through some online matches would be fun.

@chuckbatmangaming

Жыл бұрын

Do you really think Ster is capable of teaching Jerma anything? They will just end up talking about what kind of fart the other one is or something equally stupid

@mrunderscorecool

Жыл бұрын

There's hope with him playing sf recently

2:56 "can you eat me hole?" - gay pirate ster

35:25 reminder that wolverines power is regeneration NOT the claws.

Another Star_ classic. this actually reminds of the time I met ster in an abandoned 7-11. I had just found the place, good a place to sleep as any (I've only been homeless for 32 years and I feel I'm getting the hang of it) and as I was about to lay my head ony my trusty Hello Kitty backpack and drift to sleep, I saw him standing in the middle of the store. He had this kinda blank, soulless look in his eyes, staring down the aisle of toppled over shelves. With a snap, he turned his head 270 degrees to stare at my laying form. He stalked up to me, much like how a elderly, decrepit penguin would waddle up to a peice of half digested fish one of its bretheren hacked up. I'd stood up to meet him, and he suddenly stopped, his unemotive face morphing into contempt. He began raving about how the lore explains why Pharah is so weak, something about how she walked in on her mom getting her back blown out by Junkrat or something, I dont remember. He punched his arm through the display glass for the hotdog turner, but there were no hotdogs in it, so he grabbed one of the metal racks, pulled it out, and started devouring it. He was still vividly explaining the intense sex scene between Ana and Junkrat while he was chewing the metal. As he was approaching the end of his story (I think), he turned his attention away from me and started walking towards a wall, mid sentence. As soon as he made contact with the 7-11 wall, a perfect hole shaped exactly like him formed, sending dust and small bits of debris everywhere, and he walked off, still animatedly talking about the lore of Ana's affair. Nice guy.

@gnolden6232

Жыл бұрын

This happened fr

@shartbearer

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the vivid description! Can't wait to dream about this tonight

@executivetoad

Жыл бұрын

your story reminded me of this one time, while sleeping peacefully in my bed, ster came into my room and ate his meal. i heard him eating his meal, while i slept. he was chewing. he left shortly after this.

The your dog is really just some 70 year old lying on your coach thing kinda fucks me up ngl

As much as I appreciate the wonderful art, I love when 2nd Jerma thumbnails turn into a collage of hundreds of low quality pictures

Jerma's chat freaking out at ster for bringing up cartoon character shipping is peak zoomer shit lmfao

@tacticaljunk1608

Жыл бұрын

STER THEY ARE NOT 18 THEY ARE GROOMING EACH OTHER

@dilsco

Жыл бұрын

its a little weird

@bugnug5332

Жыл бұрын

@@tacticaljunk1608 WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE DRAWINGS

@nemoguy

Жыл бұрын

fr fr

@kingplatypus3rd

Жыл бұрын

@@tacticaljunk1608 Raven x Beastboy is NOT wholesome and LITERALLY problematic and promoting bestiality and dark, Satanic arts

I remember when i saw jerma and ster in real life. I said "hi" but they hissed at me and kept eating that dead cat in the corner of the street.

@egg_o

Жыл бұрын

holy shit. glad you’re okay

@dannhoff6646

6 ай бұрын

Romantic date takeout 🥰

Jerma went off-tangent talking about a game he wants to play for 20 (edited down) MINUTES and when he finally says it's discworld all that is said "oh yeah I played it" "is it good?" "yeah" "cool" LOCK THESE WEIRDOS UP

I have this theory that Jerma is slowly turning into Byeah

Ster: I'm not gonna be weird today Ster not even a minute later: When I ask to borrow my wife's bra and tell her "I'm not gonna do anything weird with it"... This is gonna be a LONG video

In case it changes, this is a digital record that the thumbnail is both terrifying and a work of art.

If Jerma was brave enough to have mustache hair, he should be willing to grow a handle bar mustache.

@Top_Hat_Walrus

Жыл бұрын

He would look so fucking badass

Jerma and Ster can take the most mundane everyday conversation topics and flip it over, spank it and serve it with a side of tuna mayo pretzels. Hope their rivalry continues for another thousand years

24:20 leading into the Teen Titans shipping conversation was amazing

the way jerma was rly blushing when ster told him why he's creme brulé

35:20 ster is so real for this

@animefarts1488

11 ай бұрын

Homosexual pfp

@vizzy61

11 ай бұрын

unfortunately 😔

@animefarts1488

11 ай бұрын

@@vizzy61 its over

Jerma and Ster try not to be wife and husband challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

the 10 seconds of playing the game in silence broken by geremy going "i think i'm fjcking the cheeseburger sub"

Damn, talk about a blast from the past The iconic duo

jerma and ster have such bad chemistry that it loops back around to being amazing

the thumbnail is a pure masterpiece

The fact that Nightcrawler was not immediately discussed during the most useful x-men power... teleporting yourself or anyone/anything else at will. That would be soooo useful.

Sterma ships controversial characters for one hour fourteen minutes and eight seconds.

ster is right. genuinely the first time i watched teen titans in middle school i was absolutely convinced they were meant to be read as romantic and im still bewildered all these years later that they weren't. i mean. the penny scene. cmon

@piperkolafa8985

Жыл бұрын

AND the grim adventures is his favourite cartoon??? Extremely based.

@Zionswasd

Жыл бұрын

but they were meant to be read as romantic. did you watch the show?

@JoNarDLoLz

8 ай бұрын

As a kid, it was pretty obvious the show was hinting at their ship. Terra and BB was a bit iffy, but Raven and BB was definitely there.

59:20 I feel so called out because I immediately did in fact skip forward when Jerma did the happy birthday bit

The whole Teen Titans thing isn't even that... crazy?? Raven and Beast Boy END UP TOGETHER, and the whole relationship thing was PART OF THE SHOW'S PLOT. Idk how it's "weird" for him to say he rooted for them.

45:00 Ster, Anubis is like the Reaper, he doesn't do the judging, just takes you to the place for it. In Egyptian, Osiris would be the judge.

"a little curly moustache, on the ends. I think that's your vibe" TRUUUUE that's facts

funny jerma mentions disc room, the game where he would publicly announce he shit himself

Red Guy being one of Jerma’s biggest influences makes so much fucking sense.

Holy moly a 1:14:08 2nd jerma video. Time to cook dinner.

Why didn't anybody warn me about the MASSIVE LUCIFER SPOILERS!!!! I WAS JUST ABOUT TO WATCH LUCIFER!!!

@LockheedLazar

Жыл бұрын

bro... you just spoiled me that there's a show called lucifer, i was just about to find out about lucifer

Please tell me chat didn't let him get away with saying "I last a long time"

I think this video around 36 mins made me laugh more than ive laughed during a youtube video in years. Ster + Jerma is always hilarious.

If Jerma were a dessert he'd probably be something with caffeine in it because he makes me feel hyper and a little bit scared

I love jer,a and ster ❤

Rent out six flags as a big live stream. Where you ster, vinny, and other friends just go on all the rides. It's like the carnival stream on steroids

@DrHeinzy

Жыл бұрын

After the allegations with Vinny and his "pets", I doubt Jerma will ever work with him again.

@scrunkelmadunk7304

Жыл бұрын

@@DrHeinzy what

@8:27 he has to pause the game and look down

17:45 this voice came COMPLETELY out of nowhere and nearly made me spit my tea out

This video is so funny. Although it is only 7 days old, i have come back to this many times when ive been at my lowest and it never fails to bring me back up. This also goes for most of Jerma's streams, videos, or content. Thank you jerma for being a little psycho and making my bleak life have some color. jermaHeart

I want a relationship with someone who talks to me the way Ster talks to Jerma

15:34 watch his facecam here if you wish to be accursed

@97aves

Жыл бұрын

thanks that was genuinely beautiful

17:51 Well this aged poorly

The massive Lucifer spoiler being Lucifer’s fucked to face as jerma is actively talking about literally being in the thumbnail lmao Edit: was I drunk when I typed this lmao I’m gonna leave it here anyway

36:49 imaging a debate where one of the candidates calls out another for giving a politician answer is so funny

I’m with ster on the shipping shit

@samt3412

Жыл бұрын

Agreed, I cannot understand watching all of FMA and not shipping WinryxEd and MustangxHawkeye by the end

another great episode of my favorite podcast

5:45 Jerma lets his abusive alter ego Amrej free for but a moment

I love these two. Makes me happy to still see them together since i found them through ster's tf2 videos

The boys are back in town

I’m loving the ster and hermana content, I used to watch every ster tf2 video and I didn’t even know who jerma was, now I watch every jerma video and it’s great seeing you two riff

My favourite part is where Jerma and Ster take buzzfeed quizzes for 3 hours

This better include the pooping himself and clogging the toilet while zonked out of his mind.

lmao I cannot believe this video is real, it feels like a fucking fever dream

on the topic of favourite anime, I must say the Jerma985 channel is my favourite, our first season with repeating character ster was really integral to the plot whilst season 2 was about Jerma becoming his own character and got a lot of development. The third season had a lot of drama as a love triangle emerged with the new girl Ludwig, making our previous side protagonist of ster come back in season 4. This season is really progressing more and more as ster sees more time in the show and how she makes many slip ups on her tsundere appearance like at 35:00 for example. Other than that, I think Berserk is pretty cool, not the anime tho, the manga.

most replayed moment is exactly where it's funniest, nice job everyone

its insane to me that ster has never had an opinion that i disagree with at least that ive heard. he gets me hes just like me fr

ster and jerma really need to start a podcast

14:52 6 hour jerma stream it’s just cctv footage of him going through an amusement park by himself

This definitely fits my "passed out and puked yesterday" vibe

@blebonick7088

Жыл бұрын

hope ur good