The way jerma and ster casually mildly snap at eachother and instantly go back to nonsense conversations is wonderful

@QuestionableObject

Жыл бұрын

Old married couple

@kR-qj7rw

Жыл бұрын

They've been an old couple since a decade or so ago it just part of the vibe

@bionicdragon5

Жыл бұрын

Relationship goals.

To answer Ster's hypothetical: Yes, that is illegal. The very purchase of prostitution is illegal. It's like buying crack and then burying it in the desert. You still bought crack.

@555qquinn

Жыл бұрын

wrong, legally you could argue that nothing was purchased

@usedhalfcart

Жыл бұрын

if you purchase a service, but don’t get it, are you still accountable for the purchase? was it even a purchase if the service was never completed? this must be what plato and aristotle felt like …

@none-ro9dz

Жыл бұрын

@@usedhalfcart yeah. if you pay fro crack and don't end up getting it because the dealer was an undercover cop you still go to jail for buying crack

@dopaminecloud

Жыл бұрын

@@none-ro9dz i think that'd count as entrapment no?

@ritenger87

Жыл бұрын

​@@dopaminecloud no, entrapment is if cops push u to do something you wouldn't otherwise do

Jerma being completely flabbergasted by agriculture makes sense considering he lives off of microbes in the water

@jeremytitus9519

Жыл бұрын

Dude doesn’t break surface tension on a rain puddle

@mannmctrash

Жыл бұрын

He reproduces by budding.

@jeremytitus9519

Жыл бұрын

@@mannmctrash everybody could use a buddy 😌

@blumpus8150

Жыл бұрын

@@mannmctrash So that's why there are 985 Jermas

@doodlevib

2 ай бұрын

Filter feeder Andy

Its been almost 3 weeks since he streamed. We must imagine him back into existence like before

@nearby.forest

Жыл бұрын

tulpa andy

@catharticgemini

Жыл бұрын

​@Lvl 90 Bard god that actually makes so much sense

@CalciumOxyde

Жыл бұрын

He has to be dead by now or prison at least.

@fogsfunhouse

Жыл бұрын

@@CalciumOxyde I’m so scared that he died I’ve been checking twitch every five minutes while shaking, crying and screaming 😞

@godlikefish1193

Жыл бұрын

Jerma is just a mass hallucination confirmed

Jerma is that one fun grandpa that you really love but your parents hate

@wile123456

Жыл бұрын

Question is, is it because he was a bad parent to your parents or because he has transcended dad humor to a higher level of post-ironic cringe?

@thetophatt

Жыл бұрын

Real

@mattymerr701

Жыл бұрын

And you don't know why till after he dies and one day you are over 18 and hanging out with your divorced dad, getting drunk and talking shit, then suddenly he drops the bombshell that the grandpa was abusive as hell. Sorry poob 😢

@k00svak0

Жыл бұрын

Uncle

@internettevarolanadam

Жыл бұрын

​@@wile123456he meta-ironic cringe at this point

I absolutely love the word Stervert. It's up there with zenis

@DonkeyWork420

Жыл бұрын

he’s ZERKING off his ZENIS?! What a stervert

@domii2098

Жыл бұрын

zock-obsessed stervert

Jerma showing off his little clay guys is adorable

@snorneko

Жыл бұрын

it really is !!!

@snorneko

Жыл бұрын

@hiraeth2310exactly

@TexasBakedBlackBeans

Жыл бұрын

​@Hiraeth guys, don't press translate to English!!1!1

@azzypoo

Жыл бұрын

@Hiraeth you will never be peter griffin

@TexasBakedBlackBeans

Жыл бұрын

​​​@Hiraeth also who tf are you talking to

31:53 Jerma’s 4’2” ancestor discovering agriculture

@djskillx7008

Жыл бұрын

Bro the video came out 10 minutes ago how the hell do you already have a timestamp 30 mins in

@coryman125

Жыл бұрын

Back when his family tree was still tall

@beeferoni786

Жыл бұрын

@@djskillx7008 watched on 2x speed for maximum intoxication

@ionruskio1717

Жыл бұрын

is that you in your pfp?

@georgelincolnrockwell6248

Жыл бұрын

The missing link...

5:07 real life tf2 scout tells a person to go eat a salad

Dude how does jerma not question the insane male angler fish thing ster said at all, literally saying he wants to be a parasite and get absorbed into a girl. This is deranged even for jerma chat standards. Ster even says this is something he’s been thinking about for a while

@Gopslav

Жыл бұрын

Ster says alot of things

@jeremytitus9519

Жыл бұрын

Ster is just one of Jerma’s intrusive thoughts that gained sentience and emigrated from his grey matter.

@Joltman11

Жыл бұрын

90% of the stuff Ster says in the presence of Jerma is to get a reaction out of him. At this point Jerma's partially numb to it or tries to hide his reactions to not encourage him, but he often fails and does it anyway, causing the cycle to continue.

@twodollars4u

Жыл бұрын

It's not weird to me because it's been a dream of mine for years.

@Soarvivor

Жыл бұрын

@@Joltman11Psychoanalysing andy

5 minutes in and he's already telling Ster to go outside and touch grass.

Both of them realizing they could've sprinted this whole time is so good

@Blueshirt38

Жыл бұрын

I was watching it thinking they removed sprinting from OMD3, which I have heard a lot of bad reviews about 3 so it kinda made sense in my head.

@GG-ou7it

Жыл бұрын

@@Blueshirt38 3 is a decent game probably lack of content compared to the others but don’t think it deserves bad reviews

@Blueshirt38

Жыл бұрын

@@GG-ou7it I have seen a lot of reviews saying it focuses a lot less on the tower defense aspect, and acts more as a shooter. Pretty consistent complaint I have seen. As well as the Steam ratings which show OMD at 93, OMD2 at 91, and 82, which is a big drop. The style they went for looks VERY Fortnite heavy, which may not be the fairest comparison because I think Epic actually took a bit of their design elements from 1 and 2 which came out 5+ years earlier.

40 minutes of a boston goblin in my computer YIPPIE!!!

@grated_lemon5630

Жыл бұрын

HUZZAH!!!!!

@Dorelaxen

Жыл бұрын

Doctah Peppah.

@khromyakvsevolod3664

Жыл бұрын

JUDGEMENT.

@Cabrid

Жыл бұрын

She boston' on my goblin til I yippie

@williamlandis1134

Жыл бұрын

@@Cabrid ​she goblin on my yippie til I’m boston

I would love it if Jerma and Ster just started a podcast. For a solid 15 minutes of them just going back and forth with the crazy conversations is honestly something I would listen to for hours

I was thinking "damn they're kinda mediocre, but they're streaming and chatting so it's fine" but then I realized they were playing the hardmode with basically no trap/upgrade AND while streaming/talking shit to eachother. Tha'ts some real gaming right there.

@bob3ironfist

Жыл бұрын

And apparently not sprinting either XD

15 hour clay molding jerma stream is essential in life

gameplay starts 15:36 somehow

"We haven't had nothin to eat but old jerma clips for two stinkin weeks!"

Can't wait to zonk off to this one while completely zoinked

@nean9894

Жыл бұрын

this guy out there zonkin his zilly

@PinkGaeWhistle

Жыл бұрын

​@@nean9894 zerking his Zimmer

@runthroughthejungle5492

Жыл бұрын

zanking off his zenis

@aysn2277

Жыл бұрын

It’z been 3 hourz, did u zum?

@runthroughthejungle5492

Жыл бұрын

@@aysn2277 I put on my VR headset and zame to some scorn

im an amateur sculptor so seeing jerma's little creatures makes me so so so happy

It's always so fascinating to me how much non-gameplay takes place in every video, and yet here I am every time. Entirely interested in this strange little man having a chat in windowed mode about fecal matter in front of a black screen for over 10 minutes.

@chuckbatmangaming

Жыл бұрын

The best Jerma vids are always the ones where it takes 15 minutes for any gameplay to happen

i can't get over "i'm a smoothie" and "the Sterbert"

@liamfoote7164

Жыл бұрын

Stervert*

@caitie_pagonis

Жыл бұрын

@@liamfoote7164 so true, thank you sir

@realhumanbeing3599

Жыл бұрын

​@@liamfoote7164 Sterbert*

It's so hilarious that he's like "Oh I wish I was basically a parasite"

That's how actual high-end prostitutes work. You're not paying for sex, you're paying for a "professional conversationalist," and if she just so happens to find you so attractive she immediately decides to have sex with you, there's nothing illegal about that.

Jerma is such a cool friend. That little bit about the roller blading. I'm glad to have a friend like that.

How does jerma laugh without smiling he literally goes "hoh hoh. hauh hauh hauh. huh huh" and his mouth is a circle 💀

It brings me great joy to know these two still collaborate and are good friends Jerma Vs Star_ forever

@Lab__Rat

Жыл бұрын

Even to this day, everybody wants to see this happen 💜

@boldCactuslad

Жыл бұрын

boo is not in the call :(

@SpaceSmurf3000

7 ай бұрын

Sterma Perma ♥♥♥♥♥♥

4:13 "I am smoothie" your heard it here folks

i really would enjoy a ster and jerma podcast lol

@halfdrankdrppr

Жыл бұрын

Omg yes

@Jackfromshack

Жыл бұрын

What happened with Ster? He was witty and funny during TF2

@DarkMartio

Жыл бұрын

@@Jackfromshack He got funnier

@Jackfromshack

Жыл бұрын

@@DarkMartio Doubt. They both literally force each other to look for topics for conversation. Even Jerma was confused by the senseless nonsense that this guy was talking

@spunkwizard

Жыл бұрын

@@Jackfromshack ngmi

I love how Jerma distorts his face to match the clay sculpture he made!

The chat and Ster's reaction to Jerma's relatively normal food choices always gets me. If it ain't McDonalds or a week old backpack meal (in Ster's case) then they don't like it lol.

41:28 Same energy as Markiplier's "There's a power bar?!"

is there any guggita guggita in this game?

I can’t believe jerma could murder his fellow goblins so ruthlessly, I thought he was harmless

@realhumanbeing3599

Жыл бұрын

he LOVES to cause harm. damage. he DESECRATED my garden gnome the other day... what a vandal

The best part of the stream is that those who wanted to watch Ster play FNAF waited HOURS for them to decide, and at the end of the stream, Ster said he didn't want to do it that day. What makes it even better, is that they have not streamed for the last three weeks.

Hi! Law student here! Prostitution is simply the act of purchasing sexual services. Regardless of your ability to perform that act, if you gave money to that person for sex then it is 100% illegal. Like Jerma said, it's all about intent. If the Mens Rea (intent) was prostitution, then you get tried for prostitution.

I love how Jerma can be entertaining on his own. He doesn’t need to be playing popular games or what’s in season just to get views.

Excited for the inevitable Creature Craft Stream

going through serious jerma withdrawals rn

@rudeboyspodcast

Жыл бұрын

My only advice is catch up on Vinny or Joel streams.

@EthanPineapple

Жыл бұрын

Jerma is mad

@themafiaman7554

Жыл бұрын

Go watch the Anubis tutorial

I can’t believe I started watching these 2 dudes over a decade ago when I was 11-12

15:00 is such a wholesome moment😢

Jerma never learned about sponges. Those things grow to be massive and live for 10,000 years

Get some pellets and some clay and watch some jerma!😱

jeremy has a cool artistic style id really like to see hwat he comes up with after a lot of practice it would be a very intresting progression

I love that Jerma and Ster's relationship has advanced to like, awkward exes that still hang out but Jerma's embarrassed to show his parents (chat) because Ster is a bit crazy

@citrusblast4372

Жыл бұрын

theyre like divorced parents that hang out for the sake of the kids

@coryman125

Жыл бұрын

@@citrusblast4372 Jerma still refuses to hand over custody though, Ster teaches chat bad habits

@fuwabnuuy

8 ай бұрын

That's because they are awkward exes

Jerma: I remember major things but i cant remember funny moments Also Jerma: I cant stop thinking about ball fondler

@burritio

7 ай бұрын

How is that not a major thing??

im pretty sure the law ster is talking about is solicitation of sexual services, its not the penetration thats illegal, its the solicitation. ppl w/o genitals can still do sexual things so i don't think the acts in particular matter

a clay stream with jerma and holly would be awesome :)

26:37 thats some genuine anime ass friendship synchronization right there.

“he’s being such an Affliction Warlock right now” >calls Jerma random WoW spec >refuses to elaborate

Jerma showing off his weird clay creatures is giving me vibes of Fegan Floop from Spy Kids 1

His creatures just look like diseased Tim Burton creations that were born in a nuclear teat site

I just watched 15 minutes of Jerma and Star just chatting and it felt like 1 minute. I wouldn't mind a podcast, but I suppose the streams kinda fill that. Ster constantly making subtle Imagine Dragons - Enemy references and Jerma never noticing is the best

The podcast of this lovely couple really warms my heart. Reminds me of the tf2 era 😊

I lost it during the live stream when they discovered they could sprint. Contextually, that revelation came directly after a round where sprinting could have saved the run.

I like the idea that smoothie refers both to a frozen drink and to someone that has no genitals of any kind

It's videos like these that distract me from the car crash I caused.

@stanley8006

Жыл бұрын

he would laugh at that though

@stinkogresupreme8165

Жыл бұрын

It's videos like this that make me merge without looking

Looks like Jerma is back on the menu, boys!

dang this is the banter I missed for years. I know it might happen these days more than I think, it's just seems like it's rarely on a YT video to watch.

I love Jerma's little clay creatures and I hope he keeps doing them!

People make “jerma and ster acting divorced” compulations, but to me it feels like they’re siblings where they hate eachother sometimes but they like, lived in the same house so they get eachother and care about eachother but they’ll be at eachother’s throats every other second

My all time favorite power couple back at it

Jerma showing Ster incomprehensible masses of clay and getting angry at him for not recognising them has some real 5 year old vibes.

The take about the pizza and sauce is so accurate Pepperoni plus tobasco plus ranch/blue cheese is magic

Wait til Jerma learns about bowling oil patterns lol

Such classic Jerma & Ster energy!

All of Jerma's "creatures" look like they're sculpted by an alien that you tried to describe the concept of animals to. The "bee" is just literally not even a bee whatsoever. MAYBE a hive but...

the sculptures that jerma made feel like something that would be found in a serial killer's house

Ster thinks he can buy drugs legally as long as he doesn't use them

we need the jerma clay figurines stream NOW

I demand a clay stream

14 minutes of just Ster and Jerma unhinged.

Ster and Jerma clay stream where he creates a character he could play in Myriad would be a great stream

I know we're supposed to poke and prod at Jerma like a circus animal or whatever, but I really like his little sculptures :)

thin crust pepperoni pizza with tabasco and bleu cheese actually sounds amazing

Those clay sculptures look like they were made by chat

same intro bit was used for the shadow of mordor stream edits from like 2017 or smthn :P

Sterma is the most underated duo in KZread... and Twitch....

rollerblading is very underrated and would be a very efficient way for everyone to get around. I would never do it

Great Jar Jar Binks figurine at 7:29

AWW I ACTUALLY REALY WANNA SEE JERMA SCULPT CREATURES NOW IT SOUNDS FUN

i need a sculpting stream so fucking bad

OOOOOHHHH i only now understood the ghost clay figure, I thought he was completely insane

I love Jerma's little clay creatures

that blue cheese and tabasco on thincrust pepperoni pizza sounds insane. I already use tabasco

You know it's a good day when the deranged insane Internet man uploads

Crazy Bones craft session would be amazing. I still have all my old DBZ Crazy Bones

Hearing Star's Lady @9:56 laughing in the background ahahahaha

Best part of the video was Jerma and Ster talking while the game BLASTS in the background as loud as them, rendering conversation utterly incoherent

In another life, Jerma was the sculptor from Beetlegeuse. The statues in that movie look like he made them

when jerma showed off his figure and someone said "CUT THE MIC" i almost died. this community sure is something

JERMA VS STAR EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE IT HAPPEN

I swear every food I enjoy comes up as one of those foods which gets ridiculed for being a completely insane combo, like blue cheese tabasco pizza or goat cheese and watermelon.

That pizza combo sounds delicous jerma. Don’t let them corrupt you with their idiotic pizza ranch, “combo”

Everybody wants to see it happen

oh my GOD i would fucking love a jerma + holly creature creation stream. a jerma + ster one would be amazing too.

43:30 ster was so ready to beg jerma to play path of exile AGAIN

There is a worm that can regrow hinself fully from any cut off limb so you could clone yourself

Holy shit he is LITERALLY dr. Suess

Your door is terrifying