“THEY DON’T GIVE YOU ANY FOOD.” That delivery is amazing.😂

@gardenjoy5223

Жыл бұрын

Indeed. "It's scientifically proven, that withholding intake and accelerating excretion shows a profound and weighing result."

@johokeen1

6 ай бұрын

Yes, a real gut 👊😅😂. He is so brilliant with his punchlines.

“Don’t be too happy, this is a temporary situation” me though 😂

This man is nothing short of... a genius.

@lolwalker8192

4 жыл бұрын

Aviation LBA this man is nothing but short...

@aviationlba747

4 жыл бұрын

Good observation.

@pww7872

4 жыл бұрын

A fat transgendered genius? 🤔 Have a closer look at her... 👍

@dh1380

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck right off

@portcullis5622

4 жыл бұрын

Must be a definition of the word genius that I have never come across.

I’m afraid to go to any of his shows since I might literally die from laughter

@jodie12347

4 жыл бұрын

I've been and i swear i was sobbing from laughing so hard

@ellad2223

4 жыл бұрын

Yato

@hotbambi2010

4 жыл бұрын

Rumesha Jeyavudeen oh believe me it happens to me both times I’ve seen him live I have laughed so much I cry and cant breath the man sitting in front of me ask if I was ok Soooo embarrassing

@SparklingDiva1111

4 жыл бұрын

@@hotbambi2010 Hahaha, how funny! I know the feeling, I sometimes have that at home watching him. Sometimes have to pause the vid so I can catch my breath again. I'd also fear how I'd fare seeing him in RL.

@ilovesuisse1

4 жыл бұрын

I just watched this on dieting and i laughed so much i needed a tissue. It’s the second time i’ve watched this and it still makes me laugh so much.

I watch Michael when I'm feeling really down and he never fails to make me laugh

@aleynamutlu4206

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t you feel something is missing though ?

@bearvillebear1468

2 жыл бұрын

Keep strong. Dont forget that despite the struggles in this world, God is full of justice, mercy and love. Justice said we broke His perfect law - causing the world's previous perfection to be destroyed - and therefore we deserve Hell (like a punishment in any legal system but this is eternal as His perfect law is eternal too). Don't think you fit in that category? Ever done one of these?: lying, stealing - regardless of how small the object EVER, hating others - which is murder in God's perfect law, lusting (plus God sees our entire thought life). Justice says "the soul that sins shall die" - if we break one in thought/word/deed it's as if we're guilty of all of them. Quite simply, living by the law (which is doing everything perfectly) is impossible for sinful humans . The law shows us that 1. We will die in Hell if we fail to follow it and 2. We cannot save ourselves BUT, 3. God's perfect, immovable law points us to Christ, who followed and fulfilled the law in thought, word and deed perfectly in our place. He did what we couldn't and did it on our behalf. He was then sentenced to death on a cross, and took our personal punishment for our sin, paying our penalty (like paying our fine) completely FOR us, and has given us freedom. If we turn from the sins we have committed and repent (pursue the opposite direction of love through Christ) He will, overtime, recreate us back into that previously perfect image through The Holy Spirit which Jesus sends to all who accept Him as their personal Lord and Savior of their life. He will help us through the struggle, the stress, and anything we experience in the world. It's about letting Christ in to guide and teach you and obeying Him through His power (not ourselves, we need Him to help us as it's impossible without depending on His power and instruction). He is our substitute in His life, death and resurrection. He essentially rewrote history in our place so that, if you believe in Him, it will be as if you had never sinned if you accept Christ's death as our own in our place. He is in Heaven right now preparing a place for us so that He can take His faithful, believing children home with Him when He returns. He will ressurrect us from death when He returns, giving mercy to those who accept His love, instruction and teachings in their life, and give justice to those who refuse it. He doesn't want ANY of us to go to Hell and die for continuing in evil and rejecting His way to life, thats why He died FOR us. Hes giving EVERYONE a chance, He wants everyone to take the free gift of salvation from Hell. He wants us to be His and begin to follow His life of love and service through His power and abiding (staying) with Him. So long as we keep our hearts near to Christ through His strength, strive to follow His will of perfect love revealed in the Bible, and let Him lead in the midst of (very certain) pitfalls and struggles, we will, in time, win the ultimate victory over sin, pain and DEATH through Christ. Even if you are willing to be made willing, pray for Jesus to come in and He will do what we can't. Give us The Holy Spirit who will guide us in the right way. NOTE: You are NEVER too sinful or messed up that God cannot turn your life around through Jesus. EVER. Regardless of what you've done or what you're going through you CAN make it through Jesus. If you have any questions let me know Xx

McIntyre's physical comedy is unmatched. Hilarious.

@AmasBansalArt

4 жыл бұрын

@M3rlin ohh good one. He's a bit frantic for my taste though.

@MrBloodyBat

3 жыл бұрын

Jim Carry and Robin Williams did a good job at it too ;)

@charluvstrue

3 жыл бұрын

Amas Bansal Art absolutely! 🤣🤣

@unkontrollierttv3991

3 жыл бұрын

Rowan Atkinson

Just discovered this guy..(I'm American).. and he's fantastic 😍 I can't stop watching his video clips. Britain is lucky to have him!!

@maxinereed7667

11 ай бұрын

He is a genius

I swear, the part where Michael figuratively spoke about the metabolism, it reminds me of the movie Inside Out.. Anyone?

@triggerwarning3708

4 жыл бұрын

Yup

@pww7872

4 жыл бұрын

He has the metabolism of a female. Because she is one.. 👍

@sourdemon

4 жыл бұрын

@@pww7872 wtf. No he isn't you idiot.

@ryanm8808

4 жыл бұрын

No it doesn’t !

@ryanm8808

4 жыл бұрын

I’ve never seen it

"when lorries reverse, I get a little bit peckish". This is such a British sentence 😂

@chesterrougton3696

2 жыл бұрын

@Thomas Liptrot In American English: "When the semi-trucks (or 18-wheelers) start backing up, I get a little hungry"

Best explanation of metabolism, ever!

@zjzjzjhhz966

4 жыл бұрын

Its a fake one using megabolism as an excuse. I have a thyroid disorder and i have a very healthy weight. Not 'Skelatol' and most certinally notna vegan that uses suplementation to counteract unhealthy decicent lifestyles.

As an Austrian, the concept of foreigners coming here to diet is simply bizarre. Our entire cuisine consists of meat in various states, and sugary confections!

@beckymurphy4714

4 жыл бұрын

*books ticket to Austria*

@silentlynx5777

4 жыл бұрын

Austria is the best! Partly cause of the food but it’s beautiful too 😁

@peterosborne8315

4 жыл бұрын

Leporello the Goldfinch - Birdtaming Tips & Tricks kaisserschmarm man (I know I butchered that)

@jenniferhollingsworth1275

4 жыл бұрын

Becky Murphy, um, just wondering, well, are there any more tickets available on that flight?

@r.r.r9746

4 жыл бұрын

All potatoes and meat...in Austria

I adore this man! He is sincere and direct ;the jokes are so funny and i never get tired listening to them! He is FUNNY and so expressive! 👋👋👋👋

Love his clean humor! So rare these days….

My stomach was speaking to my friend's husband's stomach, while my friend sat between us. It sounded like the sound production studio for Jurassic Park. She finally got upset and said, "Would you two please eat something? You're making me nervous!"

@aaroncwilliam5562

4 жыл бұрын

Milady Blue 😂😂😂 rofl

@rewrose2838

3 жыл бұрын

Your friend got jealous, her stomach wants in on the conversation 😂

@postcardsfromgeorgia4294

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣

@gayled3059

3 жыл бұрын

You just made me laugh as much as I do at Michael's stuff!

Spotlight dude needs a raise

@juice0201

4 жыл бұрын

Defo

If there is one stand up comedian who makes me laugh with things I actually wanted to cry before, because he just has the ability to turn everyday trouble suddenly turn out to be realized and accepted as things to laugh with, it is him and only him! Sending you so much love and respect Michael, thank you for the laughs, you are literally saving me each time I watch these videos! I would so want to see you live, maybe tour around Europe sometime and visit Greece? I know you've been to Corfu, but I would LOVE to see you on stage omg! Or perhaps I will come there! LOL

Love him for his clean good humour. 10/10

If Ackle Ackinkacker never sorted his mouth out, Michael would have lost a lot more weight by now...

@sharonmullins1957

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha!

@matthewrandell5055

4 жыл бұрын

What?

@zaraloves8420

4 жыл бұрын

Matthew Randell Ackle Ackinkacker is referring to another one of Michael McIntyre’s jokes. It’s about his trip to the dentist and I won’t spoil it to you but I seriously think that is one of his best works. It’s what got me interested in him in the first place.

@kirnpu

4 жыл бұрын

I needed oxygen after watching his dentist skit. Utterly hysterical!

@smlfan2087

4 жыл бұрын

I never laughed so hard as when he was doing that comedy bit. It was the funniest shit ever.

Whenever I'm down, all I have to do is watch one of his videos and I'm laughing out loud! Thank you, Michael!

I watch him before going to bed laughing my head of my husband just doesnt get it at all. A good belly laugh is really terrific.

@dhuniya108

Жыл бұрын

I too can't understand why my husband doesn't find him funny?! This adorable man is clearly hilarious, and so so endearing!!

As someone whose tummy occasionally gets pretty chatty, I literally died laughing!!! 😄😃😂 I am so glad he brought it out into the open... and now we can all have a conversation about the conversations of the stomach. 🤪

@jckalma7916

4 жыл бұрын

Well let's be honest. You didn't.

I ABSOLUTELY love him!! On my bucket list to one day attend a show

He explained the metabolism better than my instructor 😁

Wish Michael could do shows in America.

@sharonmullins1957

4 жыл бұрын

Me too. Not just NY. Come to Chicago.

@Jadeskorpion

4 жыл бұрын

Too bad he couldn't tour with Russell Howard next year.

@dnr2089

2 жыл бұрын

Americans probably wouldn’t get his humour….

This has to be the most hilarious show I have watched so far. I am crying with laughter. He is bloody brilliant

Michael never fail us when he share his lovely story. Love it.

He is so hilarious. Could watch for days. Love him.

@vivienneoneill5400

Ай бұрын

Me too,he is great.❤❤❤❤❤❤

He's so right about the people that work in those health food stores! The employees at the one close to me always look half dead. 😂

@johokeen1

6 ай бұрын

😅 get him to watch Michael, he might just perk up with laughter.

Thank you for these clips Micheal, they always cheer me up.

When you pay to not eat food Poor people can’t relate

@miahi2356

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah that's very sad, legit just work out and eat in moderation.

@fluorescentbubbles6498

4 жыл бұрын

hen ko lol I’m confused, you talking about the video or me?

@fluorescentbubbles6498

4 жыл бұрын

Mia M82 I agree, you just need to be more disciplined with yourself, then you’ll be disciplined with food... extreme diets only last so long before you fall back into your true bad habits... It’s like a personal journey... your physical health impacts mental health and vice versa...

@victoriar9728

3 жыл бұрын

yup, only rich people do that :)

I always end up in tears watching Michael McIntyre. My God! I don't know what it is about this man that makes me laugh just by a look. ..LOL It's a gift from the gods.

He is so hyper on stage, you would think he would be thin.

@vickicarr48

4 жыл бұрын

So true! He was jumping around all over the stage - and not breathless!

@ShreetuShah

4 жыл бұрын

Best comment! 🤣

@gotem6891

4 жыл бұрын

his calves are so muscular though lol

@lampm4n

4 жыл бұрын

give me food pls as demonstrted earlier tonight on the big show... he had to get someone to pull his trouser legs down after rolling them up to show his calves ksjsksks

@gotem6891

4 жыл бұрын

@@lampm4n yeah, i know i saw it

Everyone beside me: Working Me: f*king dying for laughter and making sure not to make a single sound of laughing

Excellent, love the bit about the dodgy prawn helping. I shed half a stone in a week after a dodgy burger. Wouldn't recommend it though!

He is by far THE FUNNIEST comedian out there. Each time I watch him I literally cry from laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Love these videos. Makes me laugh on the worst of days. Thank you so much, Michael ❤️

I can 100% relate! Love the sound of the hungry tummy!!! 😂

Haven’t started watching it yet but I already know it’s gonna be good.

So fabulous Michael and I just found you last night and you were a funniest funniest funniest comedian I’ve ever come across. You look extremely good with the weight off keep up the good work

This is one of my favourites! Soooo funny, laughed until my tummy spoke🤣🤣🤣

Such a fun man. Love his work!

You are my favorite comedian! So funny. You look really healthy with your weight loss. Good work!

I was eating breakfast while I watched this - my mistake! I nearly choked on my food several times for laughing so hard!

Every time I've ever been TRULY thin, I've been so overwhelmed by hunger that I'm a raving BEAST in a bad mood 24 hours a day and can't sleep! NOT a happy person! No, thank you but I would rather have some extra pounds and my SANITY!

This was so funny... absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂 my fav McIntyre comedy routine

Thank you, thank you. Michael. I have been laughing so much I’m crying and my stomach hurts. Xx

It is 2 in the morning now here. And I am watching this while snacking hahaha

This just brightens my whole day, thank you Michael

You, sir, are freaking amazing!

He is brilliant in his observation skills. 👍

He's spot on about the "healthy" people.

@patrickcampbell957

4 жыл бұрын

Seemed like he was just kinda jealous to me.

@numbo655

4 жыл бұрын

I knew some fat guy would love that part

@zjzjzjhhz966

4 жыл бұрын

No, just vegan 'Health shops" that require selling from the pharmcuetical/Chemical indrustry and green poo drinks. The evil 'Meat indrustry" argument goes out the window when you consume organicn grassfed meat which has barley any impact (Or other animal products if your vegetarian) That would fix his weight problem (When he stops consuming sweets) and stops using unhealthy vegans as an excuse.

Oh, this absolutely vintage Michael 😂😂😂. Surely he must be one of our National Treasures🌟🌟😍👏👏👏

We love this guy, travelling dowm to Manchester from Edinbrgh. Wanted to see him for years. Cant wait

You are hilarious! Love your comedy style -very enjoyable. Been watching all different comedians during the lockdown and some of them are such bullies to the audience!!!! It’s almost uncomfortable to watch!

I have watched is so many times in always makes me laugh.

my Science teacher told us to watch this i was laughing SO hard

I love Michael's shoulder shimmy. Always hilarious

I think this skit and the one about having children are my most favorite ones. he is so damn funny!

Michael: "I want to lose a few pounds" Austrian clinic: "I can help you lose much more than a few pounds."

I'm so glad I'm early. Micheal is life

@whynot4921

4 жыл бұрын

*Michael

LOL! Loving this Michael and sharing! xxx

Michael is amazing he turns everything funny. One bit related to me keep running to loo. IBS is awful. xx

As he’s talking about dieting, I’m here with a bowl of broken Easter eggs and milk haha

It’s hard to loose weight, food is so delicious , with the different tastes

I’ve watched this video over 50 times now and 4:37 still makes me laugh so much 😂😂😭😭

3:43 Michael McIntyre becomes a vocalist in a metal band and is phenomenal at it! 😆😆🥰

He's hystericallly funny. 🤣😂

The ad before this video was for chocolate!

Love Michael Mac 😅 he's so hilarious! 😂👠

It’s when I close my eyes And Imagine these events And stomach Pleas for Help - are happening to ME That I crack up I really enjoy Michaels humour!!!😅😅

I love your comedy. So Funny! because it's True! Very glad to discover MM. XXX

I am such a HUGE FAN!! If you come to VEGAS I would LOVE to see your show!! ❣️

My favourite all time comedian

I'm soooo loving this

I have tears running down my cheeks. Dieting in Austria...so hilarious.

It’s the Mayr Clinic if anyone was wondering

One of the great one... today all comedian was only curse and make jokes only about one thing.. this one is real talent

I love this guy!!

He's just the funniest at it 😂🤣

Rolling on the floor laughing now🤣🤣🤣

I agree it’s the metabolism! Mine stopped, and I’m always hungry too....xxx

Michael you are a genius !

The dieting struggle is real. But this was hilarious!

the chatty tummy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@helenbailey8419

3 жыл бұрын

I will remember that,I've got a chatty tummy.Brilliant.

@heythropmemories4235

3 жыл бұрын

. I get that. Very disturbing

Can totally empathise with weight loss being a temporary situation 😄 also a stone in a week sounds like something you'd regain very quickly!

Hilarious! 😂😂😂 Couldn’t stop laughing

My mum says I’m turning into Michael McIntyre 😂. It’s kind of funny because whenever I make a joke I use his accent!

That tummy chating had me dying🤣🤣

I love the tune of that whistle. Lol.

Omg so funny!! California here, thanks you😹

Omg. I laughed so hard at this!!! 😂😂😂

Aikel Akenkaker does it again! I love this man!

Brightening my lockdown day 😁

Fantastic he’s beyond fantastic

Best comedian period

McIntyre. This one made me laugh. 👍🏻

My tummy is going to shrink whilst listening to Michael McIntyre

So true and absolutely hilarious

This is my favourite one

So bloody true