"Make do with the canoe" That is now my life motto

@philbofettiArchive

4 ай бұрын

Is it still your life motto 6 years on?

In fact on modern computers, they've taken the 'Canoe' button off the keyboard

@nocalsteve

3 жыл бұрын

It’s true, my computer doesn’t have one.

@Coffee_Mo

3 жыл бұрын

Mine has one plus it has even got windows! But it's a very old model indeed...

"Oh, you silly boys." Hehe

@Marties2nd

7 жыл бұрын

i know right, from the person who bought a canoe! :D haha

@KarstenOkk

7 жыл бұрын

Was about to say. Says the person who legitimately thought this was some kind of money making scheme from a guy wanting to get rid of canoes by selling them to women wanting clutch bags. Instead of, you know, an honest mistake.

@katedavis3233

3 жыл бұрын

Karsten it’s not that deep, it was an offhand comment

@MK-my3tx

3 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't mind her calling me that

Well that wasn't quite the Alex Jones I was expecting.

@WillFast140

5 жыл бұрын

This is the good Alex Jones

@Sim0n98

5 жыл бұрын

My god that would an episode and a half

@AllenKnutson

4 жыл бұрын

"Alex, that's definitely a lie"

@Hankyman583

4 жыл бұрын

"I once forgot the names of my children because I had eaten too much chili at lunch"

@Victorio667553

4 жыл бұрын

"but the water DOES turn the frogs gay!"

7/10 people make DO with tha CANOE

"...an air of dead people." **sniffing sounds from Lee** 🤣🤣🤣 John's a great sport for comedy!

The accelerator and clutch bag is where you put all your gear

@petejones879

2 жыл бұрын

Boom boom

@anulm

Жыл бұрын

Lee Mack should have said it!

Alex is so so wonderfully funny, The One Show doesn't really do her justice.

@JonTechilovsky

Жыл бұрын

It wasn't Alex who was being funny, it was the guys around her doing all the banter, especially John.

@ysgol3

Жыл бұрын

@@JonTechilovsky To each their own!

She's so lovely, trying to get John Cooper Clarke involved after he was being quiet

@outsidespac3

5 жыл бұрын

seemed awkward and patronising to me, it is normal for the team members of the person telling the truth/lie to not contribute much

@Killerkwoi13

3 жыл бұрын

@@outsidespac3 I don't think she meant to be patronising and he got a good laugh out of his response in fairness

@outsidespac3

3 жыл бұрын

@@Killerkwoi13 Maybe it's just the way it's been edited but I have no idea why she re-iterates "99 pence John" at 1:30 as if he hadn't been following the story or something - it's clear from his perplexed reaction that he doesn't understand why she said it either, and doesn't know how to respond. 1:54-2:07 proves beyond any doubt that he had no idea why she was asking if he was in, and was actually kind of irritated by it. I don't know what her intention was but it was an awkward moment that should have been left on the cutting room floor.

@Mcfc2Rich

3 жыл бұрын

@@outsidespac3 100%. It's like she tried making him look like the dafty because she was through buying a canoe. He got his own back though "7 times outta 10 people make do with the canoe" lol

@Leo-sd3jt

2 жыл бұрын

@@outsidespac3 I think she was trying to make it look like she was buying time to think up the rest of the story. I've noticed that she would do little tricks like that. For example: when they would be saying how they know today's guest, she would react to the stories of her fellow team members as if she believed them even though it turned out that she was the one who knew the guest.

We've got an Alex Jones back in the States. Quite a nut job. He doesn't even have a canoe.

@nocalsteve

3 жыл бұрын

He’s usually up the creek without a paddle either.

@seth1455

3 жыл бұрын

maybe he has her clutch bag

@PianoKwanMan

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't know Panama was part of USA

@jwubwub

2 жыл бұрын

YOU'RE NOT A CANOE, YOU'RE A FAKE AND A FRAUD

@thememaster7

Жыл бұрын

I can actually imagine him wanting a canoe and accidently buying a clutch bag

The mixup was in the brand *"Clutch bag canoes!"* and that was the whole gimmick explained in their Moto! *"Less complicated w/o the petals!"*

I love her dry humour 😂

It was obviously true. That kind of thing isn't unusual on e-bay at all. Plus she seemed to relaxed telling the story that she was having to make it up on the spot.

@salmjak

7 жыл бұрын

How is it not unusual? What is happening? I would get it if it was part of some sort of scam, but like David said "You think he was luring people in with a vintage bag?".

@Grumpher

7 жыл бұрын

I ordered a set of 2 stamps and received a set of house keys to a flat in London, I live in Australia.

@singingxpanda

7 жыл бұрын

+ImGrumpher Wait, so did the flat come with the keys, or were the stamps just insanely expensive?

@Grumpher

7 жыл бұрын

singingxpanda Well i mean i could get in the flat if i wanted to i suppose, but it's a bit out of the way, stamps werent expensive just was shipped the wrong item

when she asked "99p are you still in" why did NO ONE go "in for a penny in for a pound"? the setup was perfect!

@popcornfilms1

6 жыл бұрын

Because you weren't there

@willmorris12345

6 жыл бұрын

Because that’s not funny

@popcornfilms1

6 жыл бұрын

+qqWill Morris shut down

Early ebay was always glitching like that. I bid on some collectable dinky toys for my dad but ‘won’ a set of colouring books with colour pencils!

Back when things were listed alphabetically. She's pressed the button above the one she wanted.

@johnmonk66

3 жыл бұрын

right, she bid 30 bucks and got a thousand dollar canoe which would cost hundreds to ship

@as3609

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnmonk66 Have you heard of eBay before? That's pretty much how it works, things get sold for the bid regardless of value...

@petejones879

2 жыл бұрын

That's logical I never even gave that a thought.. She could have ended up with cannabis

Either the make up people on that show are magicians or her skin is turly flawless

@jca111

7 жыл бұрын

I met her in the services on the M4 once. She looks pretty much like that, flawless.

@elliotyamamoto38

6 жыл бұрын

jca111 what a romantic place to go for a first date

@jhart1127

3 жыл бұрын

@@elliotyamamoto38 😂😂☠️

@henrietta9206

3 жыл бұрын

flawless. Welsh are often so. I... _am_ half Welsh.

@anthonyjones8160

Жыл бұрын

@@henrietta9206 does that make you flawsome? I'm only 1/8 Welsh, and everyone who knows me agrees that I'm flawful.

Just to say Alex Jones is not only beautiful but a lovely person as well. She was 2 years older than me in Maes yr Yrfa school - a small secondary school in Carmarthenshire - and she was such a nice person. Ambitious yes but never in an unkind selfish way.

@musefan12345

2 жыл бұрын

I had the pleasure of sitting next to her on a flight from Gatwick to Dublin about 5 years back. We actually had a great chat for the entire journey. Admittedly, I never watch the One Show or didn’t know much about her (although I did know who she was) but it was the first time I ever had any sort of in-depth conversation with a celebrity for as long as we did. It was quite refreshing to see that she wasn’t in any way “above herself”. It was a very pleasant hour or so.

1:53 I thought this response was magnificent by Jon.

I'd pay money to have her called me a "silly boy"

@looneytoons4008

5 жыл бұрын

Jason Pham I’ll do it for free

@looneytoons4008

3 жыл бұрын

Elite Mangudai lol you haven’t seen me

@muzikkification

Жыл бұрын

I very much agree

@IamSuperEffective

9 ай бұрын

Based

@johart309

7 ай бұрын

you thought you'd smash? silly boy

“32 pounds. You still in, John?” 😂😂😂

When Alex asked John if he was in at 99p he could have said if he was in for another penny he'd be in for a pound

this is my favorite Alex Jones look

Me: Mom, can we watch Alex Jones? Mom: No, we have Alex Jones at home. *Alex Jones at home*

@johart309

7 ай бұрын

your construction of the joke implies, that this is the shitty version of Alex Jones.

This was entirely plausible, I remember when people used to bid on what they later find out was the box a Playstation console came in and not the console itself.

Great video

The face she makes after she read it.

"silly boys" I think you'll find, Alex, that you're the one who bid on a red canoe thinking it was a vintage handbag. 😂

She is gorgeous

I'd love to have a bag I could keep my car's clutch in.

I do enjoy the comments when Alex is on the show.

19 people wouldn't make do with the canoe

Alex Jones can call me a silly boy anytime she likes.

@dennisgjoka10

3 жыл бұрын

Check Gary's hard drive someone

You'd need the canou to investigate if the friggin frogs are gay.

@rainbowwriter672

6 жыл бұрын

Captain Ahab ROTFLMAO

Never vote against "crazy happened and the internet was involved". Rookies.

alex jones is the most gorgeus woman on british tv, for sure

Christ her teeth are just amazingly perfect, it's positively blinding

Alex, many Americans and Canadians would be extremely happy if you'd just look at the camera and scream that the frogs are turning gay.

Imagine the American Alex Jones on instead of this Alex Jones. That would be an interesting programme...

Great deal.

I want to know what she did with the canoe.

@nocalsteve

3 жыл бұрын

She made do.

of course now Ebay is much better, and you can buy ghosts there

prettiest voice in the world. yum

Oh, not the sake Alex jones

I enjoy Alex's slightly googly eyes

Alex is soooo pretty

@rand0mdude779

Жыл бұрын

There’s nothing more pretty than Alex screaming about the chemicals in the water turning the freaking frogs gay in some experiment meant to aid in the new world order

Alex Jones is such a babe.

UK has some of the most gorgeous presenters.

@TheHutchy01

6 жыл бұрын

dresef Rob would be so happy to hear that.

@Joker-yw9hl

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah and yet I've heard a stereotype that British women are ugly! Never believe stereotypes!

@commonpepe2270

6 жыл бұрын

rob is quite good-looking, yes.

@lavatr8322

Жыл бұрын

Well Europe has some gorgeous Birds ..... thats why Asian , African and Middle East want to settle here

Alex Jones is extremely doable.

@andrewroberts8139

7 жыл бұрын

Something tells me you won't be the one doing the doing.

@andrewroberts8139

7 жыл бұрын

Why aren't you normally this witty?

@GoodgriefMaltese

6 жыл бұрын

She can turn my frogs gay

@bleak7871

6 жыл бұрын

It must be the chemicals in the water

@TranslatorTuber

5 жыл бұрын

Canoeable, in fact

JCC's teeth are an inspiration to us all

Alex adorable

Where was the accidental part of this? She bought a handbag. Someone tried to give her a canoe instead. Whatever mix up happened, seems to have happened after the bidding and through no fault of her own.

Look how insanely straight her teeth are, doesn't that freak you out? They're lovely but also remind me of the titans mouths on attack on titan.

@henrietta9206

3 жыл бұрын

veneers.

@jwubwub

2 жыл бұрын

The canoe titan

I like Alex Jones, I'm too afraid to search for more videos of her, though, KZread will be recommending Info Wars to me for months

I still dont believe its true.

@KingslayerSrb

3 жыл бұрын

It is, "Canoe" is a brand of vintage purses and jewelry

I'm not getting it. Did she bid on the wrong item? Or did the listing just lie? She really wasn't clear

@sws212

Жыл бұрын

She bid on the wrong item, she said she contacted the guy and he said he didn't have a handbag so.... canoe. The rest is probably edited out.

‘ I’m doing Conor mcgreager , who the foooock is that guy

@3:09

wtf what is this? wheres alex jones?!!

"Vin-ti-gee" stuff?...

@TheGreatCalsby

3 жыл бұрын

Vintage-ey stuff. Something that's seems a bit vintage

She is a very attractive lady

It's a strange thing, I know I have watched this before but most of it didn't seem familiar. Is it possible aliens abducted me, took me on board their spacecraft and erased this part of my memory?

@Syrange13

5 жыл бұрын

Andrew Roberts It was the cloud people.

@thedunyadoneya2628

4 жыл бұрын

You should ask alex jones...

@duxnihilo

3 жыл бұрын

@@Syrange13 Bounced on my boy's dick to this.

Alex is quite lovely

so do you suppose she kept the canoe and truly made do?

She would make a lovely wife her husband is a lucky fella.

That's an unfortunate name!

I can’t understand a word homeless British Bob Dylan is saying…

"Silly boys" Errrrr Silly girl Alex Jones I think !

what the hell is a clutch bag? i have a clutch in my car , is it one of those?

@seth1455

3 жыл бұрын

it's a handbag, some bags have a strap to put over the shoulder, some don't = clutchbag

Surprised this isn't banned.

@billhester8821

5 жыл бұрын

Im surprised YOU aren't banned.

1:30 is so awkward, what response was she expecting

We're comin for ya globalists! YAAHHH!!!!

The woman who bought a canoe instead of a handbag, called the boys 'silly'. Really???

@Mike-zk5jc

6 жыл бұрын

After all, it's well known that no intelligent person has ever made a foolish error at any point in the past, us geniuses are always our best selves 100% of the time.

1776 will rise again

I wish Alex Jones was as smart as she is pretty

Wrong Alex Jones. Disappointed.

"Silly Boy's"? She's the one who can tell the difference between a clutch bag and a canoe. Then again this show is as authentic as The One Show has any intellectual merit. So just have a laugh with this show.

@GamingMPM

7 жыл бұрын

Owen Fitzgerald chill

@owenfitzgerald3219

7 жыл бұрын

Yeaaah right back at ye.

@owenfitzgerald3219

7 жыл бұрын

Yeaaah right back at ye ;)

@Nilguiri

6 жыл бұрын

boys*