Thanks for all the recent support! Go watch the sequel here: kzread.info/dash/bejne/nq5tmZelnrjScw.html Here's a sidequel: kzread.info/dash/bejne/apasq7OpgK-9f7w.html

@MilenaSrbova

Жыл бұрын

bro idk why people are so freaked out about this book its just a normal november

@Electromental2763

9 ай бұрын

It got removed noooooo! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@R3alHuman

9 ай бұрын

@@Electromental2763 what did?

@ironpunk666

9 ай бұрын

@R3alHuman the sequel got removed 😭

@jonathanjoestar_real

9 ай бұрын

Thanks for representing the Transgender community

In a alternate universe, these are at real book fairs.

@DodotheNickelodeonFanboy

Жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@jaymorris327

Жыл бұрын

I wish it was ares

@DodotheNickelodeonFanboy

Жыл бұрын

@@jaymorris327 where?

@jackmclaughlin9911

Жыл бұрын

I don’t believe in alternative universes, but i wish it did. 😂

@nitro4988

Жыл бұрын

That is very true since theirs an infinite amount of alternate universes

That’s enough internet for today

@christopherclantz5005

Жыл бұрын

That's enough internet for a month

@Hog_rider0917

Жыл бұрын

@@christopherclantz5005 thats enough internet for the year

@narenderpahwa440

Жыл бұрын

@@Hog_rider0917 thats enough internet for a decade

@chimp4225

Жыл бұрын

@@narenderpahwa440 That’s enough internet forever

@moornlight_

Жыл бұрын

​@@narenderpahwa440 that's enough internet for a century

I like how in under five minutes it goes from "No Nut November is back!" to "MANNY KILLED HIMSELF!!!" I'm dying

@athena1691

7 ай бұрын

I KNOW RIGHT..? I THOUGHT I SKIPPED A PART OR SOMETHING

@toastedpancake9572

Ай бұрын

@@athena1691 SAME MY JAW DEATACHED

@jackmonkey4374

Ай бұрын

Ikr

@robwspace9950

Ай бұрын

*Manny*🙍🔫

Can we take a moment to appreciate uncle Travis? Man kicked down the fucking door as Byron was shooting all of his family members, and in doing so resulted in saving 4 lives. Rest in Peace uncle Travis

@OverStrive2008

7 ай бұрын

Rip 🙏

@puzzlepuddles6712

7 ай бұрын

i'm reading this with zero context, wtf?

@ZURRLOL

7 ай бұрын

heros never die.

@CorruptHorse

6 ай бұрын

@@puzzlepuddles6712💀

@rockyanimates8874

5 ай бұрын

Gone but not forgotten 🫡 Travis died while helping his family.

This book breaks every conceivable law about sex imaginable 😂😂😂

@SpicyMang0s

Жыл бұрын

It really does and has gore

@jytvreal

11 ай бұрын

"conceivable"

@mmmbreadyum936

10 ай бұрын

@@jytvrealhaha nice

@theducknamednewepicla9507

10 ай бұрын

Yes

@Pack_Watch

8 ай бұрын

Bruh this book was hilarious 😂

I’m speechless. That was the most absurd, disgusting, and repulsive piece of writing I’ve ever laid eyes on. And I enjoyed every fucking sentence of it.

@raidknight

Жыл бұрын

Truly a scrotie-McBoogerBalls situation. I see why it was taken off Reddit, but I mean it’s gotta be pretty f’ed up for REDDIT to take it down w

@orange33340

Жыл бұрын

thats how i feel about this

@oZqdiac

Жыл бұрын

That’s exactly what I’m thinking

@senlong_the_worm

11 ай бұрын

We enjoyed it with you

@Mercc_

11 ай бұрын

900TH LIKE AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA RHEHEHEHEHEHE

The writer makes good use of "Chekhov's gun", the narrative principle that states if something is introduced it must play a role later. So many plot points are introduced early that have an impact later in the story.

@cawsomeaolin

8 ай бұрын

yea this is actually quite good writing

@Cheezy_Bunz

Ай бұрын

@@cawsomeaolinA shit story that was written good.

@cawsomeaolin

Ай бұрын

@@Cheezy_Bunz yes i like gory messed up movies and shows that have really good writing so people can’t find excuses to hate on it for being gory (the boys for example)

Feel like we’re all on a watchlist now.

@MR_UNKNOWN42069

4 ай бұрын

we 100% are on a watchlist

@athena1691

3 ай бұрын

Especially the one who wrote this, How did they keep a straight face while making this 😹

@trollsansofficial

2 ай бұрын

​@@athena1691 he probably started literally laughing his ass off halfway

@SusieLostHerDog

Ай бұрын

Fr

@user-wo5ve7fz7w

24 күн бұрын

Guys I just got a notification asking me if the FBI can know my location What do I do?

I should have taken that "viewer discression advised" warning seriously. After the grandpa giving hand jobs I knew what I was getting into

@raidknight

Жыл бұрын

And why did Sammy have to come in 😂

@deeznuter4828

10 ай бұрын

Oh hell nah I’m out like Barbara 😹called it wraps when I read your comment

@kingweaslcy5067

10 ай бұрын

You skipped Manny blowing his fucking head off and the pig fucking him while dead?

@WillICode

9 ай бұрын

I regret it too

@ThePhantomeee

9 ай бұрын

I didn't even understood that advise

My parents think I’m a mad man. I’m listening to this with my headphones plugged but I keep laughing out loud when they’re trying to watch tv.

@TommyNoDubs

Жыл бұрын

same 🤣

@Sttatic123

Жыл бұрын

uwu weeb chan

@thelawnmower6534

Жыл бұрын

Bro same I'm literally out of breath💀💀

@siphobrisloks8133

11 ай бұрын

What? People still watch tv

@Sttatic123

11 ай бұрын

@@siphobrisloks8133 :|

the “gimme that pussy” is way funnier than it would have been

@OOPS19461

Ай бұрын

Why the fuck is your minions cut cleaner than mine 😭

@IamSoldiermaggot

Ай бұрын

@@OOPS19461lol

@gradeon2848

29 күн бұрын

ey b0ss

Thanks for the free audiobook, I put it on for my class while I was in a meeting and they said they loved it! Was the perfect choice to teach my 4th graders about a healthy diet since nuts can be very high in fat!

@magicfire1000

8 ай бұрын

uhhh

@g00berthealien

7 ай бұрын

lol, the diet is very unhealthy, wdym?

@seashellcrusher_3

17 күн бұрын

heh... y-you're joking, right? i'm a banana... the veggie dance... anything but this book.

@jaxleslie1944

4 сағат бұрын

You read this to 4th graders!?! ……….(reloads gun)

This is like the most out of pocket most disturbing thing I’ve ever read

@anonymouslucario285

11 ай бұрын

It's a joke

@wk1215

11 ай бұрын

@@anonymouslucario285 ballsacks

@Jackypro_

10 ай бұрын

⁠@@anonymouslucario285ballsacks

@NateS917

10 ай бұрын

​@@anonymouslucario285peepee and poopoo butts

@aishaahmed3736

8 ай бұрын

911 likes

20:07 I like how it mentions earlier “you know what happens when kids in American schools get bullied” earlier in the booking and then has the fregly shooting as a headline. Such a great callback.

@Ocro555

10 ай бұрын

OH Yah bro, and then there's also a video o Fregly school shooting everyone in the school (tho Greg was framed as the killer)

@rigboy1234

9 ай бұрын

“Heya Greg, don’t come to school tomorrow”

@CreatorGamer1234

3 ай бұрын

when i heard "you know what happnes when kids in American schools get bullied", first thing i thougt was, well, its *you know what* time again

It went from "NOT NNN AGAIN!" To the whole family dying in 21 minutes.

“I tried to warn them it was a trap.” Shrugs Frank, not in tears, but in disappointment of his dead children.

@capncake8837

16 күн бұрын

That was pretty in character, TBH, if maybe a little exaggerated.

Absolutely love the fact that nothing is censored - except the swear words. Clearly the most controversial parts of this

@R3alHuman

Жыл бұрын

No swearing on this Christian KZread Channel >:(

@Iexistforsomereasonlol

Жыл бұрын

​@@R3alHumanIf this is Christian. WHY DID GREG BUST A NUT

@History-And-Stuff

Жыл бұрын

@@R3alHuman based

@alphasushi9178

10 ай бұрын

@@R3alHumangod bless

@CodyStrange_10

10 ай бұрын

@@R3alHuman damn

*Edit: Apologies, I realized a little bit after leaving this comment, that people don't like seeing spoilers in the comments. Now this comment has a spoiler warning, so DON'T READ UNTIL YOU WATCHED THE WHOLE VIDEO! Thanks. Original comment: I did not expect Manny to KILL HIMSELF! that one took me off guard. This was very funny

@crystalnottage9918

Жыл бұрын

he didnt, did you watch the whole thing ty for 69 likes

@TurboDrive_

Жыл бұрын

@@crystalnottage9918 did or didn’t, it was still a very OUT OF NOWHERE event. The story went from zero to 💯 really fast

@crystalnottage9918

Жыл бұрын

alr

@Ghost_696

Жыл бұрын

@Sketch no he was just the smartest person in the family with his own plans, he would grow up to be some smart genius or something he’s basically like soloing life from the beginning

@Ghost_696

Жыл бұрын

@Sketch ok, I kinda forgot, I haven’t reread the series in a whole two months💀 honestly I think manny is gonna be a supervillain or something a evil scientist he’s smart but uses it for his own good

November First. So it begins…

@gigachad-kk1jj

Ай бұрын

6 months, you still alive? How about your family? Is your mom a dude?

@theparadox_oflife

11 күн бұрын

MY BIRTHDAY 😢😢

The squelching sound of Greg c*ming was disgusting 💀

@Banger_Eye

5 күн бұрын

THAT ALMOST MADE ME THROW UP

*“Raymond thought it would be funny to laugh at my erection, but lets not forget his mother has stage 3 breast cancer.”* 💀

@christianaguiare544

Жыл бұрын

Greg is no better than Sammy or Byron

@tangent.arc38618

Жыл бұрын

@@christianaguiare544 Byron is a broken man, sammy is just fucked in the head, and greg is a lot more relatable to us than we would like to admit

@christianaguiare544

Жыл бұрын

@@tangent.arc38618 Byron was an assassin waiting until the time was right

@athena1691

3 ай бұрын

The way he had to take a breather to read that 😭

@linexi

3 ай бұрын

in character for greg

But once I found out Manny was dead I knew something was wrong

@MAC_00

Жыл бұрын

wait.. wha-

@ShrekisthebestSwampHumper

Жыл бұрын

Yeah how could the mother not even care she loves manny so much. She or he was definitely the imposter

@CesarGameBoy.

11 ай бұрын

I’m sorry did the title “Greg’s No Nut November” not give off any red flags?

@pirilon78

10 ай бұрын

​@@CesarGameBoy.You didn't watch until the end did u

@CesarGameBoy.

10 ай бұрын

@@pirilon78 That was my 3rd time watching it.

Well this was an emotional rollercoaster.

It is tradition to watch this every November

I love the fact that in just a few weeks that Susan became a literal danger to the public and offed 15% of the city’s population.

dear god i wanna say the person that wrote this should become an actual book writer but then again i’m scared at what they’re gonna make if they do 💀

@mintychips22

9 ай бұрын

Agreed.

@stubborn-red-head

8 ай бұрын

Name of the character in your pfp?

@luginess0

6 ай бұрын

​@@stubborn-red-headfrisk undertale drawn by the guy who made underverse

That shit went from 0-100 real quick. “MANNY KILLED HIMSELF”

The fact that this even exists is so fucking funny to me

This felt like if the series turned into south park slowly

@Slenderslayer351

Жыл бұрын

South Park would make this an episode for sure

@scottish_lunatic

8 ай бұрын

@@Slenderslayer351 one certain character does tend to blow their head off with a shotgun sometimes so thats a start

@javienlugo6739

8 ай бұрын

More like Robot Chicken

@roachmaster69420

8 ай бұрын

thats exactly what i was thinking lol

@Dansilcvu

7 ай бұрын

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

This is the most bizarre yet strangely entertaining thing I’ve ever seen

Decease Count (I’m counting the sequel): 1.Manny. Male. Shot self to death. 2.Grandpa Heffley. Male. Shot in head. 3-5.Males. Shot to head. 6.Uncle Travis. Male. Shot several times in back. 7.Malcolm. Male. Head blown apart with shotgun. 8-22.Males. Shot to death. 23.Uncle Larry. Male. Shot in head. 24.Uncle Byron. Male. Shot exactly 54 times, dying basically instantly. 25.Grandma. Female. Stabbed through chest with knife. 26.Rodrick. Male. Eyes gouged out. -27.-Sammy Twitchdic. Ummmm… nonbinary? -Axed through head.- -28.-Gregory Heffley. Male. -Covered in cuts and died of hypothermia.- 27-65.Middle School Students (unknown if Fregley died, too). Varying Genders. Shot to death. An impressive 65 people died in Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: Greg’s No Nut November, especially thanks to the shootings caused by Byron and Fregley. This pie chart consists of 25 males, 1 female, and 39 of indeterminate gender. I’m not counting Greg and Sammy since they were retconned to still be alive in the sequel. Speaking of which… I was going to give the Golden Chainsaw to Sammy Twitchdic for their, uhh, his supposed death with the axe charge to the damn head by Greg, but it actually goes to Rodrick’s death at Sammy’s hands for having a brutal death that’s offscreen with a gruesome aftermath that we actually get to see, having his eyes painfully gouged out. Dull Machete for lamest kill goes to the school shooting victims. At least we got some details regarding the Byron shooting victims.

@sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046

17 күн бұрын

What sequel?

@user-tw3rh9po4t

17 күн бұрын

@@sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046There was one that wasn’t complete at the time I saw a video for it.

@Idk-vv1oz

14 күн бұрын

Dayum

What did i just witness before my eyes...

I feel that Susan Heffley was actually Sammy Twitchdic's love affair and she was the one who actually died. However, the police mistook her for Sammy, thus allowing him to live on as Susan Heffley. Possible head-cannon

@tangent.arc38618

Жыл бұрын

head canon on this story💀

@johnfarlio1830

8 ай бұрын

To add on, maybe a buffalo bill situation took place, with Sammy "wearing" Susan

Naw who let bro cook💀

@hovercat105

Жыл бұрын

This is hilarious tho

@Voltrical

Жыл бұрын

@@hovercat105and messed up lol

“The pig was out! , the pig nutted!” The best line ever.

Tf this was so utterly bizarre and disgusting but also so good. I believe a writing which can make you feel two completely different feelings always is a good piece of art. Definitively a 💯/10

greg's mom being a dude totally caught me off guard

@athena1691

3 ай бұрын

Especially when they said he was a serial killer and a p😹rn star 💀

This was the most dramatic NNN ever

@bigjerome-wz4uo

Жыл бұрын

Ong bro, shits like the squid games 😂

@Diggo94

Жыл бұрын

@@bigjerome-wz4uo fr

@Somedudewithaflare

10 ай бұрын

​@@bigjerome-wz4uoThe Nutter Games

The delivery of "MANNY KILLED HIMSELF" is so funny for no reason

this is the first diary of a wimpy kid fan fic i’ve read/listened to and it’s honestly a pretty good start

6:11 had me rolling😂

@rudeTXTmoa

Жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOO

@tobi3983

10 ай бұрын

💀💀☠️

@rudeTXTmoa

10 ай бұрын

*gimme dat poos*

@DangerousMoonwalkerOfficial

9 ай бұрын

@@rudeTXTmoa**screams in generic ps1 weird shit that sounded realistic for the 90’s but sounds like a tree having a stroke in todays time**

@lolJayPRODZ

9 ай бұрын

FR😂😂😂😂😂

“Luckily uncle Travis kicked down the door before getting shot 3 times in the back”. He sacrificed himself for the great or good

Controversial or not, this was a golden read with a lot of well-thought story telling. Good job ❤

17:07 the sound effects LMAOOOO

@user-kw8cv6pd8m

19 күн бұрын

Niah!!!

i watched the og and this back to back and the narration has developed so much but i honestly prefer the goofy sound affects and voice impressions in the og. but man the reading here is phenomenal

@R3alHuman

Жыл бұрын

thanks so much for the feedback! glad to see you like the differences!

What a nice wholesome family story!

This was probably the funniest thing I’ve listened to in the past 3 years 😂

"All I heard was he shot 2 bullets before being turned into red mist by 54 bullets"

This was hilarious yet unsettling, thank you for this narration.

Oh. My. Gosh. I'm a clean, stand-up classy guy who's read several of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books, and this is one of the most captivating and amusing storylines I've ever had the privilege to hear. God bless the internet for allowing people to share their content. You legitimately have some skill with writing. Perhaps you should consider doing it as another stream of income if you enjoy it.

I want a physical version of this so bad.

this was the most vile piece of fan fiction i've seen... and it's for diary of a wimpy kid.

i really listened to a diary of a wimpy kid fanfiction

@Voltrical

Жыл бұрын

ikr 💀 what went wrong with us bro

Alright boys get ready. Time for NNN 2023

I feel like I'm already on a list after watching this.

“Wait when was I in Vietnam?” 😂😂😂

@waffle6376

11 ай бұрын

1968

“The only person I’m worried about is Manny honestly, because I’ve never see him nut before” That made me giggle 💀

This was literally the most insane thing I have ever read. It was hilarious, absurd, and plot twists kept coming out of left field. (Spoilers ahead) The freaking beast that "Susan" Heffley turned out to be, oh my god. The entire Heffley family in this LLB is a freaking train wreck. I love it, but it's insane. No wonder this thing was so controversial. Craziest shit of my frickin' life. I dunno if I'll ever be able to forget this. Welp, thank you, R3alHuman, for dubbing it with your pals, and uploading this godforsaken masterpiece... Jesus Christ.

This made me laugh so hard I cried.

@connorjones312

10 ай бұрын

This made me laugh so hard I had to pause every two minutes to breathe.

19:51 if mine made a sound like that, I wouldn’t be fighting THAT hard for a pass 💀

what did i just watch and why did i watch it all

15:20 If susan is a serial killer, that should explain why she’s a horrible parent

This was surprisingly epic

Why does this sound like this is how Greg would write about a situation like this as it i's funny as hell!

This is what I call “so messed up it’s funny,” I think I enjoyed this too much.

Bro. This took the darkest turn ever. And I fucking loved it, I was rolling on the floor dying of laughter 💀

So Greg saw his mother naked and literally commented on her erm... parts. Not to mention "she" gave BIRTH to him. SO HOW'S SHE A DUDE ME NO UNDERSTANDY

@laksananthanandarajah1477

Жыл бұрын

his real mom died

Always remember that, someone took the time to write this whole book.

This deserves an Oscar.

Jeff Kinney should watch this

@theamazingspider-man5029

Жыл бұрын

bro would never make a book again💀

@waffle6376

11 ай бұрын

he take this down

@AntiBtsArmy18

9 ай бұрын

He read it and we dont know how he felt...but it was soon taken down by r/lödeddiper

This is a masterpiece, although I see why some people might find it disturbing

@ergwertgesrthehwehwejwe

8 ай бұрын

Gem PFP

It's a DOAWK November tradition!

This hits different at the start of NNN…

I can see why this book was nearly banned. Holy fuck, that’s some brutal shit!

@ThePhantomeee

9 ай бұрын

Did it really got published?

@andree9519

8 ай бұрын

​@@ThePhantomeeeno, it's just a reddit parody THANKFULLY

@jtteope1178

7 ай бұрын

Im printing all the pages, putting them together, printing the book cover, pasting it, and making this an actual book i own YOU CANT STOP ME

It's 2:38am in the morning. This is the most beautiful, immaculate, tremendous, absolutely magnificent thing I've ever seen.

What a rollercoaster of a fanfic

I watched your older supercut version of this back in December of 2021 with my friend while we were on vacation, so this is actually kind of nostalgic for me, funnily enough. 🤣 Thanks, I guess.

This gotta be the most outta pocket shit I’ve ever seen and I research 4Chan for fun.

Has anyone told you that your actually good at narration, great job dude

why did it take a year for this piece of art to get to my feed

The Start: This is... weird... The End: Wow... I didn't know this would happen.

honestly this is one of the funniest youtube videos every published. the narration just makes it even better

As a survivor of NNN I can confirm this is accurate to how it goes and I am getting an I survived book for NNN

This is my favorite one yet

I thought it couldn't get any worse but it just did. This happened about 18 times

If Jeff Kenny saw this he would be disapointed

I don’t know what I just watched. I think I need to rethink my life and my choices.

@R3alHuman

Жыл бұрын

Nah you made the right ones

@CHlCATHECHICKEN

2 ай бұрын

If you’re here, you did something right.

15:14 is she had a PP why didn’t he notice it earlier

“I felt like I was in Vietnam again. Wait when was I in Vietnam?”- Greg heffly 1998-2012

@NotUrVoice

2 ай бұрын

Btw the dates are based of the movie not including long haul or dog days because those take place after😊

This went from hilarious to holy shit in the span of minutes.

It’s actually very surprising how someone managed to write this entire thing.

this reads like a fucking creepypasta story 💀💀💀

This is indeed the best shitpost i've seen in a while, 10/10

Im glad I found this plus this is the first time I fully read a book in a year

This is the most unhinged, disturbing, chaotic, traumatizing, fucked-up thing I’ve ever read in my life. Cool.

This whole story is basically chaos

Love of how Rowley was ignored for most of the story until the end

4:54 that took a big turn ngl😂

Im not upset at the fact I cliked on this video, but more upset that I listened to all of it willingly