The cost of this project is astronomical. Over 4 credits so far.

@torachan23

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao 🤣

@lordkimbo

2 жыл бұрын

And still the budget is too much. I expect change, by the way.

@jonconner5325

2 жыл бұрын

Sonuvabitch that’s the funniest shit. Bravo!

@TheWesternFountain

2 жыл бұрын

Spared no expense

@quixoticeefster2955

2 жыл бұрын

This comment is as reliable for a laugh as the video itself 😂 👍

Shepard: Illusive man. I assumed we'd be meeting face to face Illusive man: A....necesseray, pre-caution

@MygunsJammedify

10 жыл бұрын

You sir have made my day, well done.

@nikk_5002

2 жыл бұрын

8 years later sir, you still made someones day.

@EvidentlyEezy

2 жыл бұрын

Bro this comment is amazing

@LordAuron

2 жыл бұрын

*necessary

@EvidentlyEezy

2 жыл бұрын

@@LordAuron bro it was 8 years ago. Let it go

Shepard: "The council can kiss my ass" Council: "Could be worse..."

@-SalimRaja

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Hoezi02

2 жыл бұрын

This made me genuinly laugh out loud!

@6282makepeace

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO!

So someone took the time to make this character, go through a lot of dialogue, and play a good chunk of the game just for a small joke. Im in love.

@spiderz5145

3 жыл бұрын

Lol he probably played the game to make other memes with the character too.

@ocoro174

2 жыл бұрын

or just did it in 5 min with save editor

@Mr_Snifflez

2 жыл бұрын

I mean I would’ve seen this as my character and he was way uglier lmao

@iolss

2 жыл бұрын

Man, I was thinking the exactly same now.

@SaberRexZealot

2 жыл бұрын

You can also use a save editor to mangle Shepard’s face temporarily, though I don’t think this person could do that for score and 12 years ago.

Mordin: "Actually wanted to talk. Medical matters. Aware of relations with Miranda. Recommend using a bag." Shepard: "Mordin, this is a plastic bag." Mordin: "Mmm."

@That_Guy-

2 жыл бұрын

I read the mordin part with his voice lmao 😂

@jamiemiller1482

2 жыл бұрын

I mean he was a former STG…

@khatibwalid90

2 жыл бұрын

Now imagine following the "Mmm" Mordin followed up with "Problematic"

@ant-fan

2 жыл бұрын

You completely nailed Mordin. This seems exactly like something he'd say.

@Verlarn

Жыл бұрын

I busted out laughing at this.

Shepard: I need to speak with the council. Anderson: ... They refuse to see you.

"Your face.....throw it out the airlock!" - Javik

The Lazarus Project was a failure

Shepard: “FACE ME” Harbinger: (returns to dark space)

@TylerInTraining

2 жыл бұрын

Harbinger: "Face yourself. 'Face' being a verb in this instance. Like, 'go face yourself'.

"Oh I'm interested!" "WELL I'M NOT." *kicks Shepard out of room*

This proves the indoctrination theory. Little did we know, Shepard was a husk the entire time.

@xenon8117

2 жыл бұрын

Seems an insult to husks.

Now I want to see a video of him making that dramatic face when EDI mentions she may sometimes forgets about renewing the Normandy's oxygen supply..

@frozenwaffle206

2 жыл бұрын

Sadly we will never get this clip

HOLY MACARONI MAN HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT KNOWING THERE'S A SHIT THAT UGLY ON YOUR PC???????????

@queequegtheater6093

9 жыл бұрын

Easy. Pretend it's on his XBox so he can destroy it at any time.

@mrcodypettit

9 жыл бұрын

Jake O'Shea no llikes for you

@queequegtheater6093

9 жыл бұрын

mrcodypettit I'm a sad panda.

"Commander Shepard. We tried to keep you as... intact, as possible"

@stevenstice6683

2 жыл бұрын

(Miranda looks at a picture of Shepard when he was first made a Spectre, then at the... thing she rebuilt) "Nailed it."

Shepard: You said they spent two years rebuilding me? How bad were my injuries? Jacob: ... ... You haven't looked in a mirror recently, have you?

"Just... Lose the moustache, okay?" "What?"

I need to see him say "Come on, Miranda, you want this" and "I’m just trying to get you into bed" with that face.

OMG It looked like an evil mario that had a suave voice! Nice job man

@XaliberDeathlock

2 жыл бұрын

Looks more like Luigi

@trla6505

2 жыл бұрын

@@XaliberDeathlock that luigy that stole kidneys

Embodiment of sex.

@queequegtheater6093

9 жыл бұрын

About as sexy as tubgirl.

Here's to you Cerberus cheerleader bosh'tet. Keelah se'lai. -Tali

No wonder AVG blocked my ME2.exe

I guess Miranda isn't perfect after all if she REALLY needed glasses.

This man is a trooper playing all the way through the game with this thing as his character.

This Shepard looks like he's about to offer some kids candy to get in his van

i haven't laughed that long in FOREVER. Frigging brilliant. I don't know how you made it that far through the game with that face though!

11 years later I come back to this and laugh my ass off

"Slap some face paint on there, and no one would even notice."

I've still got tears in my eyes from laughing that much :D

Shepard: Illusive man, I assumed we'd be meeting face to face Illusive man: A.... necessary precaution

Spit out my drink when it cut to Shepard's face. I laughed so hard! XD

Shepard: "Oh I'm definitely interested. We'll bang OK?"

HIS FACE THO!

@johnmathston2945

3 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of a few crackheads I have met in my time

@spiderz5145

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnmathston2945 I knew one that was being held hostage by his abusive gf that knew he was wanted in multiple states.

The illusive man spent 2 credits on Shepard and spent the rest in exaggerated amounts of red sand

I love how his face turns all creepy-happy like when he's definitely interested :D

"Oh I'm definitely interested" Hahahaha god Shepard u pervert

LMAO perfect setup with the title+thumbnail, and that cut to Mongoloid Shepard....10/10 my dude. Seriously I'm dead.

He looks like Sean Penn...with out his makeup on.

I laughed a full minute to this. Thank you :D

Your Shepard looks like a human version of Pepe Le Pew.

I wanna use that as my next commander shep!

I haven't laughed this hard in so long, thank you.

holy shit its sean penn

That Shepard looks like a prime candidate to be on "To Catch a Predator".

Lol my boy looking like a cyborg Max Holloway 😂🤣💀

HOLY SHIT, KILL WITH FIREEEEEAAAH...oh..its Shepard.

20 minutes later I'm still laughing my ass off.

When he smiles it makes me crack up lmfao. And the video description too lol

I laughed the shit out of me as i saw your shepard xD

He looks a lot like Bashar Al-Assad.

@Smeginator

6 жыл бұрын

phatcatrat I thought he looked like a fucked up Matt Smith

Omg can't stop lol xD

My genuine reaction was to say "Oh fuck!" when your Shepard appeared.

I don't know which is scarier. Those weird robotic puppet facial expressions on Miranda or the Frankenstein monster.

12 years later this is still on my mind

@RicoLen1

2 жыл бұрын

I'd never seen this until now. Holy crap! lmao

@LastofusEllie

2 жыл бұрын

@@RicoLen1 for real godamn 😨🤣🤣🤣

My man mr. Swingles is much more beautiful (profile pic)

This is the first time I actually went rolling on the floor laughing my ass off xD. That was hilarious.

good God! that Shepard was terrifying, i'm going to go cry myself to sleep and then have nightmares all night

Shepard: "I thought we'd be meeting face-to-face." Illusive Man: "A.... necessary precaution."

havent genuinely laughed on youtube for years!

Great mustache. I would love to have the same !

I can't stop laughing at your Shepard's face.

KZread recommended moments

"WTF is wrong with your face?!"

OH MY GOD YOUR CHARACTER LOOKS HILARIOSE LOL HOLY SHIT!!!

Hahahahahaha ' Oh i'm definetly interested ' LMAO!

I had this dialogue almost every time I finished a mission. I knew they were going to do it at some point in the game, it was just a matter when. Sheppard: So when are we gonna....you know... Miranda: Things have been pretty busy. Maybe later. *Leaves and comes back after next mission* Shepard: So when are we gonna...you know.... Miranda: Umm...still a little busy. Maybe later. *Leaves and comes back after next mission* Shepard: Now? Miranda: No, I want to wait till we're all about to die.

Shepard out here looking like Waluigi after getting roadrash while going down the highway at 85 miles per hour

lol your shep makes the Vorcha look pretty

Lol your shepard looks like a zombie Italian mobster

I haven't laughed so much in a while. Thank you

Shep looks like some discount Luigi

Your shepard looks like rob dyrdeck

This video was randomly in my recommended, thought I'd give it a try. Nearly shit myself from laughing at that reveal.

Oh my God I can't even... The mustache just completes the look! XD

I thought this was just a boring video then I saw Shepard and I was like "OH GOD! How did you play mass effect to this point with that!"

I need this face to say the iconic line "report to the ship asap. We'll bang, ok?"

Reminds me of Frank from hellraiser during the regeneration process 😂

Your Shepard looks like the next Ron Jeremy *cringes*

im just watching this randomly out of need to see mass effect stuff, so im sitting here alone watching and then bam i fall off bed choking and laughing hardest ive laughed in a long time.

The kind of look that even the collectors fear.

Is that something out of the fucking Exorcist!? I fell off my chair with laughter! xD

HUAH I have a friend who looks exactly like that

LMAO wasn't expecting that at all I lost it xD

Shepard the Ripper, omg u killed me

holy shit....wasn't expecting that LMAO

your shepard looks pretty gruesome, brother

A face so terrifying it can make the elcor cry

This might be the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

HAHAHA that Shepard looks like such a creeper!

I Was eating while watching the video and when i saw ur shepard i almost died with suffocation

Your Shepard scared the fool out of me! I actually jumped damn it!

This is the alternate timeline where 90% of the Lazarus Project's budget went towards the Illusive Man's red sand addiction

HOLY SHIT. I CANT STOP LAUGHING!

Oooohh im definitly intrested

I was drinking water when I saw your Shepard... You owe me a keyboard.

Oh god! I just fell over lol!! was not expecting that.

I just burst out laughing when I saw Shephard's face.

HOLY SHIT, was not expecting that! lol!

THAT GAVE ME MEGA-GIGGLES!

MY EYES HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT!? His face must be soo tired! :O

I keep seeing Robert England in the full Freddy Krueger makeup.