“Who gets killed by a Boulder these days?” Consequences

@CrayCrayRae

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao!!!!!

@randomgrinn

2 жыл бұрын

As many people as get killed by cougars. Pretty much zero. Meanwhile: Coconuts kill 100/year.

@DrAbhinavKumar

2 жыл бұрын

@@randomgrinn the consequences joke from another k&p video is the reference

@steivene2hot915

2 жыл бұрын

CONSEQUENCES! hahaha Love that skit!

@Djlicious509

2 жыл бұрын

😂 u got me

Is it me or is comedy central trying to monetize like 5 accounts. 😂

@verycalmgamer4090

2 жыл бұрын

@@zukundus8987 because no other media in the history of humanity has ever thought of making their content worldwide before squidgame...

@DetroitDiesel60

2 жыл бұрын

Its you

@jong-jongspeaks4224

2 жыл бұрын

They probably have 7 accounts. One each continent.

@LBxType1

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't even know there was a comedy central Africa until today

@claressaugbaja3670

2 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂

The way he threw the flowers on the ground was priceless

@skylerwagner3289

2 жыл бұрын

No you're fucking priceless!

@Bacnow

2 жыл бұрын

@@skylerwagner3289 - nah bro, i think he has a price! Hopefully, it’s significantly higher than minimum wage!

@innertubez

2 жыл бұрын

I know!! It was like 8 feet from the tombstone lmao

@allgood2981

2 жыл бұрын

The way he picked them up was even more priceless. "I'm just gonna....."🤣🤣🤣

@erenthec9281

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bacnow how much higher do you think

Lmao a ghost being concerned about LinkedIn 😂

@WhaattUpp

2 жыл бұрын

And was in 8th grade when he died.

@captainmarvelous7678

2 жыл бұрын

@@WhaattUpp u don't know math real well huh? His gravestone had the years he lived on it and it was way more than 14

@Potato-wz4ke

2 жыл бұрын

who doesnt?

@tuneboyz5634

2 жыл бұрын

u thought it was an ACHTUAL ghost???? OMG its a skit 😂

@airforce9872

2 жыл бұрын

was linkedIn even around in 2007? lol

I've seen this sketch about 4 times and the " Ms Lacey's class I know I know " never fails to crack me up

@lanocondo

2 жыл бұрын

0:45

@crisss5578

2 жыл бұрын

@@lanocondo Yup lmaoo

@_RobBanks

2 жыл бұрын

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@dinfarii50

2 жыл бұрын

Shut uo

@schuylercolley5920

2 жыл бұрын

It's the I obviously know wut you're talkin bout but really don't head nodding 4 me lmao 🤣

AND THEN you called him, "Stevie". Double haunting. Lol

@joaquinveleta3159

2 жыл бұрын

I was looking for for someone that mentioned that haha

The most realistic reaction to seeing a ghost.

@NoneYuh-kg1qz

2 ай бұрын

what?

😂😂 Stuart is really petty they haven’t talked to each other since the 8th grade

@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn

2 жыл бұрын

Probably that's why no one visits his grave. His petty ass probably shoved his existence down people's throats when he was alive

@overlordp.3758

2 жыл бұрын

Well he did try to Send him a LinkedIn

@brdavis4471

2 жыл бұрын

@I OFFER YOU THIS Savage

@aurboda

2 жыл бұрын

uh he died in 8th grade so yeah that's how a kid is supposed to be

@faithhouse6111

2 жыл бұрын

@@aurboda he didn't die in the eighth grade. Rewatch.

This is honestly how I imagine any seance that actually worked would be. You'd summon the spirit of some great scientist or philosopher and then end up with an hour of awkward conversation

@noway6133

2 жыл бұрын

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@MarcillaSmith

4 ай бұрын

So like... molecules, right?... Wild stuff, when ya, y'know, like, think about it, and stuff... _Yeah, yeah. No, yeah, that's true..._ >

@last7509

4 ай бұрын

which tells you it's all fake. if people had magic powers there would be carnage

@EvilQwack

2 ай бұрын

Imagine a ghost scientist helping out on finding more about afterlife

its funny at first, and then became sad, and then shit escalated to horror faster than the speed of light

@Tristan14578

2 жыл бұрын

it really did didn't it? haha

@fraavezskyrim

2 жыл бұрын

what shit??

@derekholmes4792

2 жыл бұрын

I did

@innosanto

Ай бұрын

Its very funny all of it

*“I’m probably gonna haunt you for the rest of your life & if you have a daughter, I’m gonna posses the creepiest doll in her bedroom. Just so you know”* omfg the pettiness lol 😂

@petergant1379

2 жыл бұрын

"Been there, done that!" I've had some creepy busts, which, I assumed, were thrown away, from a funeral home, practicing facial reconstruction techniques on them. After they were around, for bout a week, strange things started happening, like a black cat, appearing and disappointing in the house, my sister receiving a Devil Doll, from one of my mother's clients, the closet where I kept them door of which, KEPT on opening, when I was the ONLY one around! Didn't believe in Ghosts up to the time these, and, other things started happening, NOW, I can see now there just might be something to ghosts and hauntings!

@raxkbity313

Жыл бұрын

It’s crazy cause how u gone be coo wit somebody u stopped talking to in 8th grade lol he petty asl for that

@arusirham3761

11 ай бұрын

​@@frivolityrestores9608please don't do da'wa here

@superartstudio

Ай бұрын

Perv

@teet1337

27 күн бұрын

Ty, for quoting the video we all just watched. Evwryone, but you missed that part. Also, thank you for adding tons of substance with ur well thought out comment.

The Linked In joke was a touch of genius.

@JordanSugarman

Ай бұрын

It's hilarious because even 10 years ago people were already ignoring LinkedIn invites.

This further proves you can still have awkward interactions in the afterlife. I low key got sad when he said no one comes to see him. 😢

@pvic6959

2 жыл бұрын

it also proves you can age. he died in 8th grade.. why is he a full grown man LOL

@jessnber83

2 жыл бұрын

@@pvic6959 🤯Yessss Good catch!

@DIMP11

2 жыл бұрын

@@pvic6959 No, he died at age 29. They knew each other in 8th grade and had not seen each other since then.

@DIMP11

2 жыл бұрын

At least he should have been allowed into heaven where his spirit can be loved than left on earth to suffer loneliness and being forgotten.

@imashadow699

2 жыл бұрын

@@pvic6959 Do You See The Year Of Birth-Death *On The Tombstone* ?

This is kinda sad, dude was dead, lying nowhere for 3 weeks, and no one comes visit him in the graveyard

@pvic6959

2 жыл бұрын

if he stayed around for 3 weeks, clearly no one cared about him :/

@petergant1379

2 жыл бұрын

That's generally WHY no one comes to graveyards, as a rule. If you DON'T wanna see Ghosts, why the hell would you EVER go to their main meeting place!? A graveyard is practically Ghosts Grand Central Station, every body LEGALLY buried, is at one or the other of these burial grounds.

@jaysha8553

2 жыл бұрын

@@petergant1379 to visit their dead loved ones..?

@petergant1379

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaysha8553 Yes, but, every ghost feeling lonely and forgotten, wants to believe, You came to visit THEM, then, when they realize you didn't, wants to get PISSED OFF! Dude, You're DEAD: NOW is NOT the time to cop an attitude!

Siri, add “visit dead friends graves” on my To-Do list.

@Espen.Johannesen

2 жыл бұрын

Someone from ur high school class that u have'nt sent a message to in 15 yrs ?

The way he tossed the flowers on the ground omg, that's priceless, but then the way dude tells him, he can take his flowers back, I'm dying lol....

"when I see linkedin I just delete it without even checking" sooo true

Every line in this is brilliantly written and executed.

I would love another skit where he gets a daughter and he is dealing with the ghost 😂😂😂 and he's like can you please get over your death please! 😂

@lowlowseesee

2 жыл бұрын

lol what?!?!! lolololol

@023Whiplash

2 жыл бұрын

Lol you’re like the skit they do with the guys trying to improve the skits

@joaquinveleta3159

2 жыл бұрын

Getting over his own death lol

@petergant1379

2 жыл бұрын

Not bad, maybe You should write that up, yourself!?

"Nonono wait stevie stevie... STUART" 🤣😂🤣😂I died

Now imagine not knowing their name. Anxiety level rises.

@Pedro-tl7jg

2 жыл бұрын

But he didnt know his name

@kail7101

2 жыл бұрын

He had a cheat though. We would have been screwed just from the first interaction.

@punkgrl325

2 жыл бұрын

I would’ve just ran away screaming, even if I wasn’t actually scared.

@MrKrm023

2 жыл бұрын

Happens to me all the time. I just call them yo or my boy🤷🏾‍♂️😂

he done brought clown flowers to a graveyard. 🤡

@JulsLittleBeirutAnarchy

2 жыл бұрын

The props dept is like my high school- plastic or donated or made by a grandma.

@kehonan

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ContactsNfilters

26 күн бұрын

His grandfather was a clown though! The flowers were part of his best act, how he could make them squirter or water right into the little kids face. Why do you hate clowns so much??

@koffersjem9124

20 күн бұрын

@@ContactsNfilters they frighten me 🎈🎈PS no pennywise, i do NOT want a balloon!!

They're both such incredible actors. I'd be interested to see them do some dramatic work

@Tikorous

2 жыл бұрын

Peele has directed some serious movies

@ruiming

2 жыл бұрын

Madtv

@lowlowseesee

2 жыл бұрын

same. i plan on casting Jordan if I can get my shit together. somebody will before i ever get off my ass lol

@Connection-Lost

2 жыл бұрын

@@Tikorous No, he married a jewish woman and got handed a few major productions. That's how it works in hollywood. Jordan didn't actually have anything to do with the movies- he was simply assigned to them.

@russiaprivjet

2 жыл бұрын

@@Connection-Lost based

"And then that's what everyone was talking about" 💀💀🤣🤣

I would LOVE to see this as a fully fleshed-out movie, I think, if done well, it'd be something I'd like to see!

@notrend_

4 ай бұрын

They do have a movie its Ghost

this is funny and sad at the same time. Sometimes we dont realize how much we mean for certain people, or how much they mean to us until we lose them. 😢

Being named Stuart gives this sketch a funnier hit for some reason

Key & Peele are the best. Been a fan since their MadTV days. Gonna binge their newer stuff, fell behind.

It seems ghost has been fooling around with every by passers

Backstory: They were together in 8th grade when he stole his hypotenuse joke. Then he died. Now as a ghost he’s trying to steal his peace of mind 💀

"I'm gonna possess the creepiest doll in her bedroom" 🤣🤣🤣

@havich44

Күн бұрын

😂😂😂

"When keepin' it REAL goes wrong."

Bro I swear all these key sketches they’re putting on KZread were not on the show I don’t remember half of them

@x97s

2 жыл бұрын

Fr these were not on the show

@austinhanczarek4648

2 жыл бұрын

You weren't even born when they aired

@SleepyGrapes

2 жыл бұрын

@@austinhanczarek4648 I’m 24 gtfo here you don’t know me 😂😂

@austinhanczarek4648

2 жыл бұрын

It's a joke. Marky Mark and his Funky Bunch are in their 50s

Gets me every time when he gets frustrated at the end for saying Stevie instead of Stuart lmao

I love these two people so much.

That ending was beautiful 😂👻😂 KEEP IT UP GUYS!!! 🤩😜

When his eye pick happened...that's the end of the convo in his mind 🤣

I love when they just decide to have Key with hair in some sketches even though it would probably still be funny if they just left him bald. Like just seems so random sometimes lol..

From the beginning I was just waiting for the revange part 😂

Hey, Comedy Central. Thanks for uploading this. Again. And again. And again.

He should have tried to hand him the flowers

After the "You came here to see your grandfather I get it ... What are you talking about" exchange, I wish right there he would have said "yeah, you only have one thing of flowers are you trying to tell me that you didn't bring your grandfather any, just me???, Yeah Right look, just save it ok just save it" w his classic exaggerated gestures😁

But you were coming to see me.... Yeahh totaly.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Brilliant material & delivery

This is brilliant 👏 😂💯❤

I'm glad to see your new episodes!

This whole bit is worth the last 10 seconds 🤣🤣🤣

1978-2007 but was in 8th grade when he died 😂

@yustawautech91

5 ай бұрын

lol

@innosanto

Ай бұрын

They were in 8th grade togetger

Why they always funny and out of nowhere lines 🤣🤣🤣

They both have good points and the possessing and Haunting will be great

Stevie! Stevie! Argh… Stuart! Haha genius

I have no trouble asking "Do I know you?", since I can always continue that "I have face blindness, everyone who knows me even a little bit knows that. So if you don't know that, we apparently don't know each other very well".

Comedy Central making multiple accounts so they can repost Key and Peele for the 100th time.

@topherman420

2 жыл бұрын

I dont think this is a legit comedy central channel. The comedy central channel and the UK comedy central channel has the verification mark yet none of these spin off channels do. I think they are just uploading videos from the official channel and the key and peele channel.

@denzellaclaassen6116

2 жыл бұрын

It is a legit TV channel here in Africa, I believe they just branched onto the KZread space for more views.

Honestly this us what I would expect a reunion from the actual Key and Peele to look if they were to meet again today.

Cool. I just feel there was so much more they could have done with this sketch. Now it lives bcoz of its brilliant idea and setup. And surprise value.

haven't seen this sketch before, love it, thank you Africa

@cuticutipa2364

2 жыл бұрын

Why afrika ?

@TahtahmesDiary

2 жыл бұрын

@@cuticutipa2364 The channel name.

@stoneylonesome4165

2 жыл бұрын

@@cuticutipa2364 BECAUSE THEYRE BLACK

I knew that haunting line was coming LOL!!!!!!

Waiting for Comedy Central Antarctica

I relate to Stuart so fing bad

Boulder? Thats where I am!!!

This was extremely related, and deep. Works on so many levels 👍

Stuart gets pissed off, when Peele asked for favour.

The “nigga please” is the funniest part 🤣🤣

How the heck are their still skits i haven't seen?

I can learn so much about the intricacies of acting freon k&p

key and Peele remind me of Jackie Chiles from Seinfeld

@mich.cachia

2 жыл бұрын

After Seinfeld finished, Larry David the co-creator of Seinfeld wanted to make a sitcom about Jackie Chiles. However they rejected the proposal. I think it would have been good.

@hrtlsbstrd

2 жыл бұрын

And it’s just a coincidence that they’re all black?

These guy's are crazy lol

I remember watching the extra scene of this, the ghost was just trolling the people walking past his grave

These guys are hilarious

Omg there is so much stuff.. 😂

This is sad and funny at the same time

Ok, the ending got me xD Steve

I wish spirits could come up like that

Stuart wanting to haunt him and possess his daughter’s doll you could say is mean-SPIRITED

Acquaintance: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. A degree of friendship called slight when its object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich or famous

Run away 😂

This is when you called ghost busters n save your ass

The meaning is that sometimes when we wish someone to come back to live that would happen but we wouldn’t even care about that we would just want the person alive that’s maybe what it try’s to show

@hisammy3969

2 жыл бұрын

I've read this 6 times now and I'm no closer to understanding it.

More than that.

steven🤣🤣

Did you get that linked-in invitation that I sent you? I would have walked away.

If he's this inusfferable as a ghost imagine him in his human form 😭

Boulder,Colorado lol 😆

Key & Peele had a secret... They always always always come up with a great ending!! It's K&P because the ending is always genius!!

Okay i know now on how Annabelle started

You can see all of these on their channel let’s all go there

best origin story than most horror movies.

How did that cougar manage to eat Stuart without any seasoning? That fool is bitter asf lol

@DIMP11

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO.

This is relatable and painful

😂😂😂 this is so sick 😂😂😂

Why is dude haunting his own grave 💀

“ya ya mhmm totally” 😂😂

I ain't afraid of no ghost. 👻

I feel like this going to my local cemetery

Boulder Co ...👐👐

Bruh it's so relatable that I'm too embarrassed to finish it! mean not acquaintance from grave, but in real life whom I can't remember.

Stuart the creepy doll 😂

Sad and lonely ghost 😢 see how he picked the flower back 😂

Very creative..

Imagine if it worked like this lol