"I'm not persecuted. I'm just a asshole." Words to live by.

@davidjones2102

2 жыл бұрын

Especially when you are being persecuted on behalf of someone else.

@forgivemenot1

2 жыл бұрын

Should be the mantra for this generation of woke so they can get a clue.

@lukenel29

2 жыл бұрын

@@forgivemenot1 you sure it might not fit better with conservatives.

@RyukoKiryuin510

2 жыл бұрын

@@lukenel29 all government sucks why not pay attention to something important like the genocide in china

@alangervasis

2 жыл бұрын

@@lukenel29 Nope...It prefectly and ONLY fits with the cancerous woke left who basically is the establishment.

At LEAST he HAD the self awareness at the end 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@chucksolutions4579

2 жыл бұрын

RIGHT!?!! How MANY ‘victims,’ or worse ‘allies,’ need to hear that right there. But then they went and cashed in with ‘get out,’ and I lost all respect for these guys.

@charlesgushue2552

2 жыл бұрын

@@chucksolutions4579 1. Its Jordan who wrote and directed that movie, not both of them 2. Making a horror/thriller movie isnt "cashing in" and 3. nobody cares what you think, stop being a chode.

@chucksolutions4579

2 жыл бұрын

@@charlesgushue2552 Never been called a chode before... I didn’t know which one did it nor do I know who is who. I do like this sketch show and have watched everything I can on KZread, not sure if I’m a real fan though, by your standards. And obviously you cared enough to write a response, sooo... Have a nice day?

@feliperagonha

Жыл бұрын

Thats the most unreal thing, including all the skits

@magical_streaming

Жыл бұрын

He was enlightened

These two guys can literally fit into any character....they are so much better than like 90% of Hollywood actors

@strongholds12

Жыл бұрын

They're Hollywood actors, clown.

@stevenloube6784

Жыл бұрын

@@strongholds12 So if I say Aaron Judge is better than 99% of MLB players that means I'm saying he's not an MLB player? Huh?

@AttilatheThrilla

Жыл бұрын

It’s almost like they’re good actors… Never seen that before these two

@EternaL1fe

Жыл бұрын

@@strongholds12 What's your point? A lot of Hollywood actors are only given roles due to their good looks or appearances, not acting skills.

@magical_streaming

Жыл бұрын

​@@EternaL1fe who is bad looking but 10% of good Hollywood actors, if you can please enlighten us.

The Mr. Mahina sketch will always be one of my favorites

@charisluvangadio6075

2 жыл бұрын

I don't get it though...👀 😅

@GizmoMaltese

2 жыл бұрын

@@charisluvangadio6075 What's not to get? It sets you up believing Mr. Mahina does not exist. You laugh at his excuses for not letting him see Mr. Mahina.Then you finally see him and you think you were right. Then you're totally surprised when the mop man comes to life. It very cleverly subverts your expectations.

@seekhimwithallyourheartand3358

2 жыл бұрын

Repent to Jesus Christ ““For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways,” declares the Lord. “As the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways and my thoughts than your thoughts.” ‭‭Isaiah‬ ‭55:8-9‬ ‭NIV‬‬ h

@GetSoberWithMe

2 жыл бұрын

Actually scared me a little 😂

@murderc27

2 жыл бұрын

The Mahina works in mysterious ways

A good message to many members of LGBTQ+.

@josephjoestar995

2 жыл бұрын

What does q mean

@Duck263

2 жыл бұрын

@@josephjoestar995 queer

@Duck263

2 жыл бұрын

i hope i'm not wrong

@vinny2555332

2 жыл бұрын

Wtf are you talking about 🤦

@rivaille5361

2 жыл бұрын

@@josephjoestar995 quetzalcoatl

That last skit right at the end had me in tears, these guys are hilarious 🤣

@jatinnimawat3876

2 жыл бұрын

Especially the whistle 😂😂

@seekhimwithallyourheartand3358

2 жыл бұрын

Repent to Jesus Christ ““For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways,” declares the Lord. “As the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways and my thoughts than your thoughts.” ‭‭Isaiah‬ ‭55:8-9‬ ‭NIV‬‬ K

@stevenloube6784

Жыл бұрын

@@seekhimwithallyourheartand3358 no

@EternaL1fe

Жыл бұрын

@@stevenloube6784 Then what is your end game?

@LordDeathNote

Жыл бұрын

@@EternaL1fePresimably to die and become an empty corpse like all of us. Believing in a sky fairy that will take you in when you die doesn't make it any more true.

That last one though 😂 makes you think.

@groowanderer

2 жыл бұрын

About licking a red phallus shaped lollipop? 8:55

@shashankke250

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly 😂 And with people going to office and radical LGBTQ, a lot issues will be coming up

@Israeli365

2 жыл бұрын

@@shashankke250 wtf?

@ENikolaev

2 жыл бұрын

Hey mommy❤️

@AEB-tb3om

2 жыл бұрын

@@shashankke250 yeah...that's not really the takeaway

For the last sketch, I’m just loving how the rest of the office is minding their business

@MsBizzyGurl

Жыл бұрын

They see it every damn day! 😆

Yo real talk, Mr. Mohina is fuckin' terrifying.

@carlcb1

2 жыл бұрын

So glad I don't work for him 😂

@ooferrell

2 жыл бұрын

Mr. Mahona has the same claimation that Large Marge has in the Pee wee Herman movies.... So yeah it's pretty terrifying to me for nostalgic reasons lol

@juniorjames7076

2 жыл бұрын

My monthly analytic reports would be handed in way ahead of schedule. I wouldn't be messing around with deadlines in THAT office, thats for damn sure!!!!

@rikjamesguitare

2 жыл бұрын

Don't you DARE question his existence

@MariaAlves-jm7xc

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

that whistle got me laughing my ass off 😂

@cynical5150

2 жыл бұрын

Now.... thats really gay

@gmanfromdibloc2479

2 жыл бұрын

Listen..I died

@broosewee

2 жыл бұрын

That whistle is genius!

@virgoalchemist9235

2 жыл бұрын

That part 🤣😂

@jacksoncole6672

Жыл бұрын

LMAO.

I like how Key is the one that's the weird one in these skits lol, usually it's Peele.

@MrMeszaros

2 жыл бұрын

Consequences!

@copporn1615

2 жыл бұрын

Well he was the weird one too in that pawn shop episode

@steppin9057

11 ай бұрын

@@copporn1615 And when he was carrying the baby and ab to fight

@Sickwitit18

7 ай бұрын

​@@copporn1615that's one of the best ones! "The crossbow is for my nephew and the roller skates are for my... grandmother."

The wig budget for this show must be immense.

I lost it at the delivery of "aww don't call it a baby arm..."

Oh!!!! I get it "I'm not persecuted, I'm just a asshole" 😂🤣🤣🤣

These 2 guys deserve an Oscar each!

@Canadianvoice

Жыл бұрын

They wouldn't exist without Dave Chappelle.

@PomegranatesWeather

11 ай бұрын

It would be Emmy tho for TV

@gonkong5638

11 ай бұрын

@@Canadianvoice I don't give a F about Dave.

@Canadianvoice

11 ай бұрын

@@gonkong5638 that's cool still doesn't change that fact.

@gonkong5638

10 ай бұрын

@@Canadianvoice You are cool like general Canadian but can you not throw something like "They wouldn't exist without abc" ? That's not cool.

Key killed it in the last skit, legend

“Like a baby arm holding onto an apple”😂

@roarc1681

2 жыл бұрын

LOL I read this as he said it LOL

@TheMalf1978

2 жыл бұрын

It was a quote from a Christian Slater movie from 1990 called Pump up the Volume.

Denzel: "I'm here, I'm present, and I will always be around." Lmfaooooo

That whistle is a perfect Christmas gift!!!

@sarcasmo57

Жыл бұрын

I want a whistle in the shape of a baby arm holding an apple.

That skit where he got the shining had me rolling

@wilj9976

Ай бұрын

Never noticed until I am the only black man in an area then another comes in. No matter where you from, there's an understanding.

*”Is Kobe listening ?”* 😢💔 Damn, that hits different now 😢😢😢

@varunramanathan5117

2 жыл бұрын

Liked this message originally, but it was at 24 likes, gotta keep it that way. 🙏 RIP MAMBA

@Clodd30

3 ай бұрын

Yeah because you grew together with Kobe and you have so many good memories with him. Stop the hypocrisy, I ASSUME you wouldn't even care that much if you lost any relatives as much "as you care" for Kobe.

@SurahOnline

3 ай бұрын

@@Clodd30 - *Sure did*

@Pack04725

2 ай бұрын

​@@Clodd30shut up bro u have no place or meaning on this earth like Kobe did

@Zomgnomnom1

5 күн бұрын

Ass mad for no reason.

That last one lmfao

@justaguywholikeshentai9019

2 жыл бұрын

Katarina! I am a Yasuo main uwu

I watched mad TV the other night and I never realized that 50% of the skits are these two lmao

@knightoftheislandcounter3330

2 жыл бұрын

That shows been off the air for over a decade

@andrewwong2399

2 жыл бұрын

@@knightoftheislandcounter3330 doesn't mean it can't be watched anymore

@zerohours.

Жыл бұрын

key and peele are the masters of improv and sketch comedy.

I've seen the black shinning hundreds of times and I just noticed Ice T's voice calling Coco. Lol 4:45

@unclericosfootballcamp2854

5 ай бұрын

Me too😂😂

Mr. Mahina sketch ... LOL!!! LOVE the hair and hysterical Mahina-Nixon impersonation!

Peele had me dying laughing,"he said its just confusing to me as to why would Mr. Mahina give a fuck where we park".I'm crying........oh god.Key said "I enjoy the nine minute walk".Hifreakinlarious.

Their attention to detail is partly what differentiates them from your average actors. Look at Key's body posture in the Mr Mahina skit: slouched, weak, etc. Even his pants convey his dorkiness: all rumpled and frumpy...

I had a coworker like Key from the first skit. Talked to the team leader during lunch time and found out it was a bs xD.

😂😂😂 really reminded me of what cutting edge comedy was like during the MADtv days, and this is about as awesome!

The little Homophobe alert whistle had me in stitches for hours (on replay)

Dude! I’m at the sketch with the gay co-worker saying how others can’t stand the idea of a man being attracted to another man. Right after that sentence, what advertisement should come on but the Dick’s Sporting Goods store!😂 Oh my god, I love it

I’m guessing Mr Mahina wanted them to switch places because it took him nine minutes to walk to the office and he wanted to get in and get started before everyone else arrives. He probably does actually enjoy the nine minute walk as alone time to be away from mr mahina…

That’s hella of funny image walking around eating a lollipop like that oh shit LMAOFF 🤣

Perfect match comedian actors... Better do it in live show too.... I can't stop laughing 😅😅😅 Keep it up guys....More power!

The first one is actually so good my guy was really trying to save he's work bro 😂

These guys are a guaranteed laugh! Always ...

"I went to Dartmouth" lol, that was a burn!!

You can't handle a man being with another man and instantly went to a PlayStation ad🤣

@hughjanus9557

2 жыл бұрын

Seems legit

@jayebuss5562

2 жыл бұрын

Haha I got an ad for health insurance.

@justinmurray6211

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao 😂😂

the way keegan says "don't you prejudge me" kills me every time

More people need to have the realization the very first character has.

@chocolatefudge5263

2 жыл бұрын

Including me!

Best comedy duo ever!!!!💯🦋

The last sketch is the absolute truth. There is a person in my family like this.

@EternaL1fe

Жыл бұрын

Then show that person the love of Jesus, for their own benefit, and they may change :)

@lategamer

Жыл бұрын

​@@EternaL1fe love in what way :p

@niteshsah4054

8 ай бұрын

@@lategamer 😀

@SlimThief

Ай бұрын

​@@EternaL1feI can immediately tell the homophobia you're hiding

Great ending! Thanks for the smiles!

Baby arm holding a apple I can't unsee that 🤣😂🍎💪

That's okay I'll do it!! 🤣🤣

😂 😂 😂 😂. That Mr. Mahima is something else!

"I'm not persecuted. I'm just a asshole" ouch xD thats says a lot

the ending 😂😂 “that’s the guy”

so relatable, love them 😚 Key & Peele

@jackireland2298

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, its relatable when I have voices in my head telling me to kill people.

The way he splutters the word, ‘hell’ tickles me every time! 😅

The moment he blew the whistle I frkn lost it 🤣

these guys just pulled me out of depression.

When he blew his whistle 😂🤣😂

2:48 when it’s time for you to clock out and the boss wants you to stay longer

Thanks I couldn't watch that last sketch on their channel Geoblocked :D Too funny, I love Key and Peele

Lmao the ending of the last skit is awesome

Haha the last one was superb 👌🏼😂

The most unrealistic part of the last sketch is that they finally understood that they were being an ignorant asshole. But the immediate change in tone when someone who's gay for attention meets someone who's genuinely gay is perfect. Made me laugh my ass off.

@432restoration2

8 ай бұрын

It's not unrealistic. He realized it because the guy was hot. He's just a sex crazed maniac, so that's what it took to get through to him.

@jeremiahcep

7 ай бұрын

Gay for attention? No one is gay for attention, just like people are not black for attention or white for attention. People are also not straight for attention, although many straight men do seem to like to repeatedly remind everyone that they are straight; however, this really is due to their background, personality, cultural influences and their own personal insecurity. Now some gay people dealing with their personal insecurities (heightened from a lifetime of facing discrimination) might over compensate in their behavior.

@iiitsRachel

4 ай бұрын

no one is "gay for attention" you need to stop watching fox news or whatever conservative media made you think that crazy outliers and homophobic parodies are actually common and real

@ActuallyZee

4 ай бұрын

Prime example of an extreme, took it politically instead of trying to have a discussion.@@iiitsRachel

@sarc143

2 ай бұрын

there is no discussion to be had. people aren't gay for attention ​@@ActuallyZee

thank you very much for subtitles

I almost pissed myself at the end. Well done fellas.

I get it, I'm not persecuted, I'm just an asshole 🤣🤣🤣. That last video got me cracking up 🤣🤣

Theo??? What are you doing??? lmfao!

The whistle 😂

Had me loosing breadth when he blew that God damn whistle.

OMG a baby arm holding onto an apple….😂

The candy d1k killed me 😂

The yay skit is the BEST 😂😂😂

The black telepath technique nice

@PeacePham1991

2 жыл бұрын

There is a show called Sense8 on Netflix that is very similar to it. It's made by the same people that made Matrix

@whiskeywine

2 жыл бұрын

Barack ain't black tho, He's mixed

@_RoseDawson_

2 жыл бұрын

@@PeacePham1991 gosh. the reference was literally MENTIONED. ITS THE SHINNING.

@KindTiffany

2 жыл бұрын

@@whiskeywine He literally has called himself a black man on multiple occasions. He looks black to the world, and he's certainly treated as a Black man by yt America. I'd love to hear someone tell him he isn't black so that u weird people can hear his response. 😏

@alangervasis

2 жыл бұрын

@@KindTiffany Only in america is a light skinned half black half white guy considered "black". He would be considered a mixed guy in most other parts of the world.

The Mahina works in mysterious ways 😂

That last bit works for SO MANY issues today.

Stop motion is a blessing on this Earth, along with Key and Peele

"I'll have that end of the year report to you by 10:00"

Mr.mahina actually so creepy 😂

NOW u get the HLHLHLHLELLLLLLL OUT OF MY OFFICE is still got me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I am in tears 🤣

Mr Mahina in Hindi means Mr Month 🤣🤣🤣

@anglaenglish3929

Жыл бұрын

Bulllll-craaap

I wish we had the shine for real

@camille9803

Жыл бұрын

some do. for real.

@knuckles7410

Жыл бұрын

So you didn't even understand what the shine is? That's unfortunate. Hopefully you're only 12 years old...

@AnAdorableWombat1

5 ай бұрын

Me and my siblings do

Don’t you prejudge me! 😂😂😂

That last one is the one

1:32 That walk😂😂

Key the whistle ooooomyyyygoddd😂

Nice. Thanks a lot actually. It worked, you explained it well.

I legit thought he said “good to see there’s another brother in this sunken place”

Mr. Mahina and the last scene was hilarious 🤣😂

That last sketch is prophetic

not the whistle 😂

Not him kissing a guy 💀

@Naija_Ninja

12 күн бұрын

Man kissing another man?! 😱😱😱

Never thought a mop would be terrifying

Last one spot on

"NO THAT'S OK, I'LL DO IT!!!!" 😂😂😂😂

That Whistle 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Owwww you don't like my myooooo zik? 😂

Close the door!!!!! That first one is always terrifying. I think its the way it moves.

He cant keep getting away with it😂

“I’m not persecuted, I’m just an asshole” 😂 This needs to be printed on tee shirts and mugs

Good one, Aphropol for our times

THE HAIR!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Loool the g@y one was tooooooo on point 😂😂😂😂

"Oh, I get it. I'm not persecuted, I'm just a asshole. ..." HA

Spot on.