"stop teasing it and jam it in there" *me Process to crash into tanker*

@crimsonstrykr

3 жыл бұрын

Ok.....that sounds very - interesting.....y'know?

@ikmal017

2 жыл бұрын

iyaa yamete

@crimsonstrykr

2 жыл бұрын

@@ikmal017 Weeb

@aarontheall1183

2 жыл бұрын

thats what she said

@candle_eatist

Жыл бұрын

"just like kissin yer sister"

Jester actually helps me with refueling. And it’s funny listening to his jokes.

@bobphigglebottom2839

2 жыл бұрын

Yea lmao

"Stop teasing it and jam it in there" me : You come and fly you glorified babysitter.

@hbtm2951

3 жыл бұрын

"Shut up, mom!"

@2ksnakenoodles

3 жыл бұрын

@@hbtm2951 hol up

@LtCWest

2 жыл бұрын

Damn backseat driver!

@Galm02

2 жыл бұрын

@@LtCWest when the reply is better than the comment

@lucvkl

2 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

When i heard the first time the RIO saying , use the force luke, i laughed so hard, that i crashed directly into the KC135 XD

@neuzdost1939

3 жыл бұрын

r/thathappened

@RYCHLIK29

3 жыл бұрын

@@op.3rator580 I want to r/wooooosh you just for the trollz

@frenchfries4294

3 жыл бұрын

@@op.3rator580 that is the most unique threat ever. May i use it on toxic people?

@op.3rator580

3 жыл бұрын

@@frenchfries4294 Y'know, I'm not a cat person, but I'll allow it because you're so polite.

@randomgamerinworld8759

2 жыл бұрын

*sounds from kc135 crews ))))))

Love how he takes a minute to just keep saying all he wanted to at each moment even long after you've already connected.

At least he didn't ejected while flying under a tanker....

Another reason why to buy the F-14

@ismaelsierra3757

3 жыл бұрын

yea this makes me want to go get it lmao

@NavyGuy2OO7

3 жыл бұрын

@@ismaelsierra3757 Jester is hilarious, there are a lot of little comments, my personal favorite is when doing the guided startup "Erect the standby gyro...gigiddy." When I first heard that I almost pissed my self laughing.

@ismaelsierra3757

3 жыл бұрын

@@NavyGuy2OO7 lmaooo

@jungletroll3844

3 жыл бұрын

yea he also has a tendency to self eject which is also very funny

@ToyotaTechnical

3 жыл бұрын

@@jungletroll3844 Lmao Jester is a chicken; he'll bail out if you drop below 10,000ft I swear

Thanks, Now everybody in the house thinks I’m watching gay.... stuff ....

@lucascain8180

3 жыл бұрын

Thx for the volume warning

@isaacwest

3 жыл бұрын

you've got some serious repression going on

@Snork086

2 жыл бұрын

isn't it true?

@ChickentNug

2 жыл бұрын

headphones are a wonderful thing. maybe invest in some

@imadrifter

2 жыл бұрын

Well you keep getting all that Vaseline shipped to the house, plus all those guys that stay over. We can only pretend to not see it for so long

whenever this happens I find the best solution is to dump the nose until you're flying just above the water full burners, turn upside down and when jester ejects he will be met with a Mach 1.5 watery grave

@kiprassereika7728

2 жыл бұрын

i want to break his digital spine so he could never fly again

@catfunt5583

2 жыл бұрын

@@kiprassereika7728 don’t be mean to jester, he’s my only friend

@doggo_woo

2 жыл бұрын

@@catfunt5583 He's every F-14 pilot's only friend.

@Joshua-jo1gk

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed, or feel compelled to aileron roll under the tanker, safe your ejector, then let jester fly headfirst into the tanker

You want me to reach out there and grab it 😂😂💀

@flak8842

3 жыл бұрын

Yes please lol 🤣🤣✌

I tried to fly F/A-18 in dcs lately and during aar i missed Jester so much. So i gave up and got back on flying F-14 again. Now the game feels so boring for me without having Jester in the back.

@Orca19904

2 жыл бұрын

Too bad they don't have the option for the Delta-model legacy Hornet or the Foxtrot-model Super Hornet, then you'd have a backseater to yammer at you to your heart's content.

@CrazyChemistPL

2 жыл бұрын

@@aragornderheld And have him bitch a lot about being downgraded from F-14 to the Hornet ;)

@mindlessmyriad

Жыл бұрын

Seems like the F-15E is screaming your name :)

@termitreter6545

Жыл бұрын

Im looking forward to the F-4 Phantom, thatll have its own and improved jester.

@mrspecs9211

10 ай бұрын

He is gonna be in the f4e which is gonna be fun

The real reason why two-seaters went away. Oh no, not because of RIOs in general, literally just because the U.S. Navy saw how Jester behaves

@TheReck12

4 ай бұрын

Foxtrots?

I know you can tell Jester to be quiet but when he does this, I tend to set my seat safe, and Goose him out of the canopy......

@cliffsta87337

2 жыл бұрын

I lol’ed at this

Sit under tanker, disable your ejection seat. Pull handle. Jester go boom

@maianoguillaume

2 жыл бұрын

Tanker doesn't go boom?

I wonder what kind of copyrights they had to undergo to have jester say certain things

@Error-33

2 жыл бұрын

lmao yes im happy that it exists tho lol its so nice

@x-planeliveriesandstuffsho1074

2 жыл бұрын

No copyright is harmed here :D If things like "use the force luke" bevome popculture, they are free to use. If you take a look at scary movie or those twilight troll movie, they also didn't need to worry about a copyright b.c. of the same reason.

@jamesharding3459

Жыл бұрын

@@x-planeliveriesandstuffsho1074Not white. Copyright is not overridden by ubiquity.

@friendlyreptile9931

Жыл бұрын

@@jamesharding3459 Okay but you are wrong.

@jamesharding3459

Жыл бұрын

@@friendlyreptile9931 No, no I’m fucking not. I’ve had to deal with copyright myself, and I got a decent understand of American copyright law in the process. So kindly go autofornicate and stop questioning your betters.

The sorta genuine laugh that echoes of a recording both is what got me. I wish I had enough money to buy these modules!!!

THis is where Jester is supposed to have an "accident".

@steel_yeet2989

2 жыл бұрын

I'd like but ur at 69 and I don't wanna 70 you

@A-Warthog-cc1wm

2 жыл бұрын

Hello fellow A10

Jester is the reason why most modern fighters are single seaters

Jester be like "I thought sterile cockpit meant we keep wet wipes inside."

Jester is literally solo wing pixy from ace combat zero combined with a top gun RIO

2:02 *click* (looks up) OH JAYSUS!!!

@Puppy_kicker74

3 жыл бұрын

SUS!!!???!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!!!!!

Meanwhile in Falcon BMS ; Ran out of patience *Satan 1-1:* Fox - 3

@limatwofive8951

2 жыл бұрын

guns usually do the trick :p

Jester's older cousin on the F-4 better be as funny!

@157RANDOM

2 жыл бұрын

Yea. Jester's dad, from back in 'Nam

@potatopilot1699

Жыл бұрын

100% his name is gonna be Jimmy

Jester is iconic entertainer

This is fantastic! haha It kinda makes DCS more "human". I wish we had more of these things in DCS. =)

Bruh that Boom is out to lunch, didn't call breakaway when you nearly killed him lol

@badgermcbadger1968

2 жыл бұрын

I thought that wasn't considered a boom

@Blackcloud288

2 жыл бұрын

@@badgermcbadger1968 The MPRS is operated by a boom operator, often referred to as "boom"

"Stop teasing it and jam it in there" nice one jester XD

"U r teasin' it"

"Stop teasing it and jam it in there." Jester????

They better come out with a Super Tomcat, with Jester that making 2000s references.

That was pretty mild. Be thankful Jester isn't Australian or South African.

@rooiflitz

2 жыл бұрын

If you had an afrikaans backseater the stuff you would hear would be great.

remember. the force will always be with you Luke.

you clipped it into the cockpit causing jester to get extremely offended

When I fly too fast he's like ok Dale Earnhardt slow it down.

oh man the last thing i need is someone making me feel worse about my AAR (nah kudos to Heatblur and the way they go less the extra mile than the extra lightyear, i love it)

I would have said how much I love Jester but I lost lock.

Straight with the afterburner, "we'll be back in 10 minutes".

most realistic flight sim as cone clips through plane i love this game

I just tried A2A refuelling in F18 and all I could hear was this vid in my head! "Want me to reach out there and grab it" 💀

Jester: Use the force, Luk Force overflow, refueling basket clipped though target, please reset position

I frigging love Jester

@Panchoproductions2069

3 жыл бұрын

Mobius 1

Lollll… “you’re teasing it!”

Jester talks a lot of shit for someone who ejects at the first sign of trouble.

If I weren't flying with a WSO who was joking around like that, I'd start to assume the squadron hated me. In the military you learn to dish out and receive harsh humor, if it's not happening, something's wrong.

This whole video I was thinking…that’s what she said

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH IT'S SO HILARIOUS

Why not insert a cutoff in the commentry once the nozzle attaches? Throws you off. Still, Jester is an epic troll.

@cadet3902

2 жыл бұрын

Once it is attached I think they finally modelled that you need to fly 3-5 feet forward to activate the fuel transfer so until you do that he’ll keep talking.

me edging my aa refueling basket

I used to get so good with AAR in my TM Warthog. Now that I've got an Orion I have to learn it all over again! 😖

bro kept going after u done it xD

Looking forward for AIR to Ground Refueling 🧐

Lol, the ending. XD

U don't even know how much he bullied me

dude evn with the fa18 i cant stay smooth like you my dude do you have a stick settings to adjust or what

@pedrocarter98

3 жыл бұрын

This is hardly smooth lol but honestly it just takes practice and discipline. Get good at flying in formation and then find a spot in the windshield/hud to place the probe and hold it there. Also try and focus on the plane itself and not just the probe as you will over-correct. You need to be as light on the controls as possible. As for the stick tuning, I just use Chucks Guide and then change it up a bit from there if I feel like it

@TheTooProGamer

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not trying to promote myself, just trying to help a fellow pilot. kzread.info/dash/bejne/gmGLk6ykoqXRqdo.html This is what it looks like in an F/A 18. Notice I focus on the container the fuel comes from not the actual basket. If you focus on the basket too much you lose sight of steady you are supposed to be and you over correct way too much. Just use your periphials to guide yourself into the basket while focusing on the fuel pod (specifcally the black dot on the fuel pod). I find it is easier to keep steady in the F/A 18.

@brandonchappell1535

3 жыл бұрын

I just learnt in the 18, definitely look at the plane not to basket, i was using atc, once in formation, which isnt as easy as easy as sounds (u needa be exact speed before turning on). Locking the tanker up in stt at first, helps judging closure rate too i found at first. Still no luck with f14 (but havent tried much tbh). U can also box the tacan on hsi and turn on cpl autopilot will fly u straight to him haha

@TheTooProGamer

3 жыл бұрын

@@brandonchappell1535 yeah that's fair, use the F/A 18 to your advantage. The thing is basically one big computer, and it literally cannot fly without it's computer being on so it makes sense. I Imagine it would be harder in the f14

bro refueling in my f16 is too hard for me bro

Good ~ How to refuel Tomcat like this easily.... I've never suceed over 2 years.. a little frustrated .... I wonder your stick and asix setting .. and your skill about throttling

Set that probe to a hotkey ffs, by the time you got it you almost became one with the tanker

Not that it matters, but this comment section's grammar is emaculent

@quickrider3855

3 жыл бұрын

*immaculant

@Galm02

3 жыл бұрын

@@quickrider3855 yeah, Tnx 👍

@jemand8462

2 жыл бұрын

@@Galm02 LOOL

sometimes you wish there was an ejection seat pull for your WSO

Why is this title "Toxic"? This should be Hilarious Jester!

That's what she said

Jesters fuses were delayed

but is a mod or real Jester voice default?

@pedrocarter98

3 жыл бұрын

Jester is an AI built into the F-14 module. He's the RIO in the back

@maximvs2539

3 жыл бұрын

@@pedrocarter98 yes i know, my question is, the voice say "use the force lucke" is a mod or default Jester voice?

@pedrocarter98

3 жыл бұрын

@@maximvs2539 oh ok my bad, yeah that’s still the default Jester saying that. I don’t have any mods for him.

@badgermcbadger1968

2 жыл бұрын

There's a cool r2d2 mod !

You're welcome for 50.

💙👍

Haha omg I have to try this

He is not jester for nothing.

Better than Prez ngl

Autopilot left the chat 😂😂😂

Thats belkan witchcraft

What game is this

@pedrocarter98

3 жыл бұрын

Digital Combat Simulator

Tell me the name of the game, please?

@NoSTs123

2 жыл бұрын

It is free and called "DCS"

2:03 0_0

what s the game?

@pedrocarter98

3 жыл бұрын

Digital Combat Simulator

Safe

is this real guy saying?

@harveyknguyen

2 жыл бұрын

no it's the AI RIO

Rich

Sim name ?

@toysegutten

3 жыл бұрын

DCS

@mk84goesboom69

3 жыл бұрын

Digital Combat Simulator (DCS) the F-14 is 80$ USD

@mk84goesboom69

3 жыл бұрын

Also the game comes with 2 Free modules to use also there is a ton of good free mods you can download (A-4E SkyHawk,T-45 GhostHawk,C-130H. And a few other good mods that are free.

@mk84goesboom69

3 жыл бұрын

The game it’s self is Free on Steam or There website

@zort_rik

3 жыл бұрын

@@mk84goesboom69 Thank you

A bit too odd.

That tanker is from RAF Mildenhall UK

YO THAT'S A FUCKING RAF MILDENHALL TANKER LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

2:02 That was dumb. Idle and airbrake, THEN you can fuck around in cockpit.

@pedrocarter98

2 жыл бұрын

Ya don’t say lol. I was still pretty new to it at that time.

@gosis

2 жыл бұрын

@@pedrocarter98 ok

This is a video game. Why would you need to refuel in the air?

@NoSTs123

2 жыл бұрын

Realism. Refueling in the Air is part of the experience and a real challenge.

@sethjansson5652

2 жыл бұрын

It's a sim gramps

@Misterskillzz7

2 жыл бұрын

What a strange comment hahaha

omg so annoying

I hate jester, I always pick the option in jester menu for not talking

@balllicker942

2 жыл бұрын

Jester saved my life with that second pair of eyes. That’s why I keep Jester

That’s funny as hell 😂