Not enough alcoholism.

@Melijj

3 ай бұрын

💀

@peterg76yt

3 ай бұрын

He's saving that for the sequel.

@AgneDei

3 ай бұрын

You need money for that.

@Jerrydawntintinong

3 ай бұрын

Is my pfp hot

@solusaldrain

3 ай бұрын

Alcohol is too expensive.

Nobody’s gonna talk about how cool that extendable table😫🤩

@DellaY2056

3 ай бұрын

Just came here to say this.

@loomnatinoscopers

3 ай бұрын

w2c boiz I need that in my life

@stuartpickles6907

3 ай бұрын

They have been around for decades. Nothing new.

@MrSomsoc

3 ай бұрын

How could he afford the table? And not a TV to watch sports?

@MichelleArrrrr

3 ай бұрын

That was the one thing he got to keep in the divorce.

"I have a 'feeling'. I bottle it up and ignore it forever" absolute gold

"me & her have a calm discussion about a few private matters" 😂😂

@bricktasticanimations4834

3 ай бұрын

You have vision. Good for you.

@gloriousblobber9647

3 ай бұрын

@@bricktasticanimations4834You watch KZread. Good for you.

@groinBlaster31

24 күн бұрын

🤏🤏

As a divorced dad I found this partly accurate and mildly offensive

@funicon3689

3 ай бұрын

that's the best kind of humor

@kittycat8222

3 ай бұрын

What stung the most

@robertross45

3 ай бұрын

Uh oh, better bottle it up!

@creativewritingcorner

2 ай бұрын

As a fellow divorced dad I found this completely accurate and unbelievably offensive. Keep your facts off my lawn!

@X00079X

14 күн бұрын

@@kittycat8222 🤏😂

That probably was the single most heartbreaking thing I ever watched

He cant afford his mortage because he doesn't go to work

@Skaxarrat

3 ай бұрын

You can't work when you need to eat potatoes.

@privilegednpc

3 ай бұрын

​@@Skaxarrat😢

@rafaxd8178

3 ай бұрын

Probably weekend, that's why he is seeing his son

@danieldaniels7571

3 ай бұрын

I'm trying to figure out how he got the house and not his ex-wife.

@Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq.

3 ай бұрын

Why work when most of what you make goes to alimony and child support? If I got married then screwed in divorce, I'd choose the streets and live amongst the vagrants as a type of underground warlord. Off the grid, no formal income, always moving; that b|tch wouldn't get a cent. Of course, I'd never get legally married; that's inviting the State into your relationship as a second man and no decent man becomes a cuckold to a monolithic institution run by females and bio-leninist males.

now we need a day in the life of a divorced mom

@paul-ye3ut

3 ай бұрын

Forreal

@Anonymous-ld7je

3 ай бұрын

My divorced mom had wine and opioids for her three meals of the day

@JacobL228

3 ай бұрын

Wine and hitting on sexually harassing younger men. That's it.

@ethansevilla1395

3 ай бұрын

Either a girls trip, joing a facebook group of women bithcing about men, restyling the husband's oh I mean wife's home

@imperiumoccidentis7351

3 ай бұрын

@@ethansevilla1395 And the browsing final destination of all washed-up women: tinder

Rap was actually pretty good ngl

@rylanrussell9595

2 ай бұрын

I laughed so hard at that shit 😂

Let me guess... Divorced Dad word to live by is "it is what it is" 😂😂😂

@al0ne3

3 ай бұрын

Well, it is not what it is not

He didn't even have the Divorced Dads Trading Cards. Such a disappointment...

'I may be past my prime' you don't have to get that real. Some of us still have hope.😭

@JadedeaJade

2 ай бұрын

Sure. Plenty of single people in your age group. Problem is, no one wants to date people in their age group. They all have nasty words to say about them.

My wife told me three days ago she wants a divorce and then this comes across my feed.. id laugh if i wasnt scared itll be the truth.

@DrMcMoist

3 ай бұрын

I'm sure everything will work out for the best.

@aaabbb-zc7sx

3 ай бұрын

sell the house and the car while you can.put everything you have in your parent's name

@DrMcMoist

3 ай бұрын

@@aaabbb-zc7sx It is too late for that.

@nadiaeco2548

3 ай бұрын

​@@aaabbb-zc7sxwhere are u from

@nadiaeco2548

3 ай бұрын

​@@aaabbb-zc7sxwhere are u from

The part whereby a divorcee goes into picking on college students is so true fr... it is literally the only excuse they have to give "I am divorced so I couldn't help myself"

I don't wanna get married. Divorce sounds like a nightmare.

@TshepoKotelo

3 ай бұрын

Me too, I know someone who divorced their husband after 20 years and they only told their husband that she was unhappy with him after 19 years of marriage. Imagine having a problem with your husband but only telling them you have a problem with them after 19 years.

@brent4073

3 ай бұрын

My divorce got finalized 2yrs ago. Still rebuilding my life. Don't ignore red flags. Also, marrying is the most dangerous thing any man can do nowadays... Seriously.. Never been so close to self deleting..

@OvidioBeoulve

3 ай бұрын

10 years divorced here, and at the start it was pretty much that video, but since I started watching Content Machine videos my life had been improving, now I have my own apartment, 2 cars, more money than I know what to expend on, I go to the gym, to cello lessons and next a staying at home supermodel girlfriend, thanks Content Machine. I guess you need to be caged to really appreciate freedom 😊

@plunker_bob

3 ай бұрын

​@@OvidioBeoulve a true king! Thankfully i never have to worry about divorcing my wife! She is very faithful and a kind woman. She even keeps company with her coworkers Jeremy and Alex on weekends! They are cool guys, even bought me mcdonalds today!!

@kialuvsyoo

3 ай бұрын

Learn how to take care of yourself before getting/while being married, and that's over half the nightmare gone.

Apart from DMing girls this feels too real 😂

Dear ContentMachine I used to watch these videos and laugh. Nowadays I realized these videos are nothing but a warning for us or hard truth about life or both at the same time. This videos are all actually awake up calls for us... After realizing this I get nervous after this video makes me smile every time. Please make this videos more fun less documentary(ish)

@jhonnythefox7903

13 күн бұрын

Same opinion

Who knew Tyler had barz like that😂😂

On the bright side, when he wakes up, his breakfast will be ready for him - right where he needs it to be.

"Hey he's starting to get pretty good" lol

Hey now. If I wanted my lifestyle choices made fun of I’d talk to my ex-wife. 😂

His diet is like that movie The Martian

@zaidlacksalastname4905

17 сағат бұрын

💀💀💀💀

I am teen rn and this somehow feels relatable

@kialuvsyoo

3 ай бұрын

Teen = divorced dad

my dad used to cry about how he wanted my mom back every time I saw him😑 I feel bad for him now but I was 14 so that was just dreadfully awkward back then....

Recently divorced dad here, looking for a roommate like Gary to help pay my mortgage.

I'm a recently divorced dad. Thankfully I can't relate to this 😂.

Damn. Now I want a potato...

Idk why but I feel sad after watching this.

@sotch2271

11 күн бұрын

because it is the life for more people than we can think

It's not that bad big dawg, stay strong 💯

@da6ko1

2 ай бұрын

👆 for the people who need it after watching the video and can relate

The rap, the rap got me. I can't stop laughing

damn bro I'm sad now

Lmao never fail to entertain us 😂

@Arioniks

3 ай бұрын

Lmao don't you look like an NPC

Tyler really looks like he could be the son.

3 potatoes a day? Dudes got the life

Absolutely brilliant!

Not enough depression

@krillansavillan

3 ай бұрын

Or potato

@Rockyu-ym3dq

3 ай бұрын

@@krillansavillan yes

these videos make my day

SICK TABLE!!! EXACTLY WHAT MY LIFE IS MISSING. (Also, my wife and kids, but tables are easier to buy)

Can't believe you got the table in the divorce. Congrats

I mean this is sad but this has got to be Michael's best acting ever. Damn😂

That was THE coolest person I’ve EVER seen

This is really heartbreaking 😪😪

Nailed it. Right down to the coors light.

That table looks awesome. I want one.

No cap, that hot potato therapy is looking good.

Best video of the whole channel 👌🏻

that coffee table though

You forgot the part about it being pay day and you see that 500 comes out of every paycheck. Then you pick your son up because it’s your day off and you ask him why he is wearing jeans with holes in them (you know you pay enough in child support and she has a great job). He responds telling you that he asked for new pants but his mom bought a pair of coach brand shoes with your last child support check. You put your potato in the microwave only for it to explode because it had a rotten spot in the middle.

Gary is actually vibing..

Do day in the life of a divorced single Instagram mom please!

My god that was heartbreaking 😂 🤦🏿‍♂️

Uau... that's beyond real.

The potato part is so true, I've lived off potatoes for a couple weeks one winter. Special night with a potato is adding canned generic chili. Only a couple spoonfuls got to make it last all week. 🤠

At least he has a good diet

@JacobL228

3 ай бұрын

His colon and toilet probably disagree.

@leahflower9924

3 ай бұрын

It worked for the Irish

@cristhianramirez6939

3 ай бұрын

​@@leahflower9924Until it didnt

@mjrussell414

3 ай бұрын

@@cristhianramirez6939That’s only they ran out of them due to potato blight.

If you switch on the normal oven at high temperature before you put the potato in the microwave oven, you can finish the potato in the normal oven and make the skin crispy. Coat in olive oil and salt before putting it in the normal oven.

flexin with furniture AND those bars?! Damn!

*TYLER* *The Best Portrayal Of A* *15 Year Old* *Played By A 32 Year Old* *Bahahaha* 😂

Ok, I neeeeed that coffee table.

Where do I get that table, I need one now

Sad part is, this actually might be someone's situation 😔

Laughed so hard. Good job that is hard.

Damn, that's sad. I just can't laugh at it even though it's a joke. I do have a wry sense of humor, loving dark jokes but this is really depressing...probably because of the feeling that was bottled up. It's all funny until it affects one's health and cause potentially irreversible damage. If this scenario is wide spread, the culture has truly failed its people and it has to be revived. Of course content machine's videos sometimes involves sad part of reality but this is particularly poignant. Good work folks.

@JK-td4hi

3 ай бұрын

No you’re right America’s ‘culture’ (wtf even is that l?) is a miserable and pathetic failure. Just look at it. Hyper individualism has led to narcissism being the norm. No sense of community, no binding core values, not that religion is a just but there’s no faith, nuclear family is gone, divorce rate 40-50%…..no wonder they’re letting in all these migrants. The plan is to replace most foundational Americans. Can’t sustain a country on Individualism.

@HenrySimmons1225

2 ай бұрын

Divorce laws are fair.

@dhavamaneeganesh2147

2 ай бұрын

@@HenrySimmons1225 My comment is purely an opinion from heart. I do not know the laws in America or India(where I live). Maybe they are, maybe they aren't but I ain't qualified enough to discuss it with you. For now, I am just keeping it in cognitive shelf (i.e I neither agree nor disagree with you. Just gonna remember it). Thanks for the share.

Ya know, a baked potato is one of the most satiating meals.

Sick table

Yo what is the song you use for these vids? I’m hooked

Gary is a real one

So he wakes up on a matress on the ground, but goes to sleep until morning on a sofa... he's magic!

saying your ex husband has small junk is More of an insult to yourself because youre the one who settled for that 😂😂😂

At least he didn't get the dome of despair.

Divorced dad video without graeme barrett real missed opportunity

The mattress on the ground. Legit.

Table is amazing

That coffee table tho

I think those potatoes were too cold

that rap was hard

That's my life routine even though I work overtime in trying to avoiding arguments as married dad

Actually pretty accurate

It's nice to know he gets lots of vegetables. Sounds like a well balanced diet. 😂

this man is an Oscar winner

I was literally eating a microwaved potato while watching this and felt so fucking called out. 😭 Also, 0:52 reminds me that old WKUK song/skit, Get A New Daddy lmao

Don’t cheat on your wife. It’s never worth it.

As a divorcee with no kids this resonates a bit.

You forgot the part about being an alcoholic but not being able to afford alcohol because she’s taking all your money with alimony.

Am I the only one who wants to see content machine and Matt and Justus Collab

I need to hurry up and get married so that my baked potato will be hot by the time I'm divorced

Man that's an old march madness polo

3 minutes isn't enough time! You didn't even do the plastic wrap hack! 😭😭

You guys need to collaborate with Graeme Barrett

Cool table

🤣 I'm not even married but dayum

Thought the thumbnail was John green when I was scrolling past it lol

Potatoes!? Must be nice.

My ex-wife has custody of the microwave, I eat cold raw potatoes

Awwwwww......

Unnecessarily hairy roommates catching entirely deserved strays here

Nice table

As a son of a divorced father, why is this the actual routine. Like jokes aside I'm watching a biography of me here

@085665372

3 ай бұрын

Do u also want to become a rapper?

1:03 max payne vibes

at least he has a headboard

Have fun. Stay single.