Get Divorced Dads cards here: divorceddads.shop/ Timestamps: 00:00 intro 00:38 card types 00:45 beast cards 01:15 terrain cards 01:40 tool cards 02:29 the goal 02:39 how to start 02:50 game end 03:10 deck rules 03:17 how to play 03:23 play phase 03:32 attack phase 04:56 draw phase 05:09 game play 06:38 outro

@Wankeroo

2 ай бұрын

Yo, where my cards at? Still waiting on that order update... Has Sai got his scissors yet??

@tradtke101

2 ай бұрын

I love how there is non-ironically an option to finance your Divorced Dad trading cards What a time to be technically alive

@PlantsAndInsects

2 ай бұрын

Why does wedding ring not take out bald spot.... its a 5/2 vs a 3/3...

@AudioOpera

2 ай бұрын

@@PlantsAndInsects bald spot has 3 attack. Wedding ring has 2 defence.

@3e2e

2 ай бұрын

​@@AudioOperalet's get into it.

"If both players are bald, compare shins. Let's get into it." This is a perfect game.

@Adaman135

2 ай бұрын

Let’s get into it

@charlespawl364

2 ай бұрын

Now that we're into it​@@Adaman135

@ItsJustRunaway

Ай бұрын

Let's get into it! ​@charlespawl364

@austins.2495

6 күн бұрын

I heard y’all were getting into it over here?

@andrewbryan1444

3 күн бұрын

@@austins.2495 Are you? If so, LETS get into it.

"No duplicate cards are allowed" is a new addition to the Divorced Dads ruleset. The original rules stated that a player could have two copies of any card in their deck, but she took half of everything, so...

"now that we're into it, let's get into it" may be the catchphrase of The century

I'm neither divorced nor a dad but I love this game

@AKguru762

2 ай бұрын

Maybe one day, you will be both. Godspeed.

@fargoretro

2 ай бұрын

At the end of this tutorial, you will be both.

@RedX521

2 ай бұрын

Staying prepared is always key

@RicardoLopez-qg9ou

2 ай бұрын

Amateur

@evanhughes5696

2 ай бұрын

So what you're saying is, you're a future divorced dad.

I accidentally bought a booster pack of Divorced Moms cards, and wine spilled everywhere

@BuyLuxuryFootRestsFromTh-bw8ub

2 ай бұрын

I'm sending this to my wife.

@GooseGumlizzard

2 ай бұрын

Unauthorized knockoff

@MG-lx3oz

2 ай бұрын

LMAO

@mergenocide

2 ай бұрын

Same. Now for some reason I have an unfounded hatred for Divorced Dads cards for no rational reason, weird

@tradtke101

2 ай бұрын

@@mergenocide i mean its a little rational. No one put a gun to their head and forced them to leave the house in crocs

I’m here for this. Well, this and the kids because this is my weekend.

@capitalajb

2 ай бұрын

😂

@Tiamat013

2 ай бұрын

🤣

@reftrout75

2 ай бұрын

Nice getting your kids one in awhile

@bmo14lax

2 ай бұрын

Lmfao

I'm just amazed by this man! He has turned just a meme into a real dynamic thing, so everyone can have a touch of his genius, brilliant!

@ElectronicShredder

2 ай бұрын

Glad to see Penn & Teller's son got the recognition he deserves at last

@justsul1337

Ай бұрын

@@ElectronicShredder Yes, they had a son together, and he is amazing.

I think this video understates the importance of choosing wisely in Divorced Dads. This must be rectified in a subsequent video.

@rumo1086

2 ай бұрын

Choosing wisely: let's get into it.

"Whoever has the least amount of hair goes first" Finally a game where my MPB comes in handy.

@goonerbear8659

2 ай бұрын

But how are your shins?

@90sStarterJacket

2 ай бұрын

Nair is considered a performance enhancing substance in official tournament play

@dragonsandwarts5644

2 ай бұрын

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen!

@bmo14lax

2 ай бұрын

​@@90sStarterJacketIf you're afraid of the burning, you can just wear synthetic socks, 10 years you'll have no more ankle hair. Its the mega long strat but alopecia can bring a major advantage to preparation time.

Ass crease and untuned guitar is my favorite combo currently

@Miller78rc

2 ай бұрын

😆😆

@Canadianvoice

2 ай бұрын

Lucky Undies + Couch Change = godlike.

@robertsteinbacher6319

2 ай бұрын

@Canadianvoice Man, if you had a holographic Couch Change, that would be an impressive deck.

@Canadianvoice

2 ай бұрын

@@robertsteinbacher6319 couch change changed my life let alone my deck

@antdad24

Ай бұрын

Unlimited money glitch + dads new friend really gets it on.

‘Parking lot cry’ is a good one

@tradtke101

2 ай бұрын

Too risky. If opponent plays "Oh God It's Her', that's pretty much game over. Even responding with Drinking Buddy will cost you 5 cans

We winning her back with this one 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

@docholiday708

2 ай бұрын

Cuz we never alone 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@darkalley8595

2 ай бұрын

@@docholiday708 Jesus loves you so much :D (Please read the Bible, friends.)

@MC-ep8cu

2 ай бұрын

​@darkalley8595 but God is imaginary and made for sheep to follow

@MisterBadman

2 ай бұрын

@@darkalley8595kick Rox weirdo

@Max-rn3eb

Ай бұрын

Van Halen pfp checks out

“Now that we’re into it, let’s get into it”… that set me off 😂

lets get into it, before we get into it now that we r into it, lets get into it. poetic af

I heard there was a misprint and the Couple’s Therapist terrain card shows both the parents without pants. On the Canadian market that card is selling for $500 Canadian dollars so like $3 bucks. Keep your eye out

@zwenkwiel816

20 күн бұрын

$500 canadian dollars?! that's a lot of maple syrup!

despite being only 20 i already feel part of the divorced dads

@nickfifteen

2 ай бұрын

Remember, with these cards you are never alone!

@stevemuzak8526

2 ай бұрын

It’s in our men’s blood.

@seymourglass26

2 ай бұрын

You're one of the "divorced lads" who are just DDs in training.

@nonethelessfirst8519

2 ай бұрын

You will be one day lad. You will be.

@kahvaimuri2824

2 ай бұрын

I hope you find your future ex-wife soon!

This is like Yugioh but with arthritis and heart burn

@GloriousReign

13 күн бұрын

😂

Took a little while for him to get into it but once he did it was really informative.

@jackjohnston2221

19 күн бұрын

Once he got into it, he really got into it

6:46 I actually like the draw phase being at end of turn👌🏿

@seymourglass26

2 ай бұрын

Honestly, it gives you more time to think and plan rather than gunking up the game right at the start of a turn. Take that Magic!

@umbraloctavia5349

2 ай бұрын

Try flesh and blood, you draw until you have 4 cards in hand at the end of your turn

Watched the whole video for the algorithm 💪 *let's get into it* 🔥

A living legend. I feel like buying this solely because mr man never fails to amuse.

Some number of weeks ago I bought a bunch of the cards and boosters while drunk as hell, and am excited to finally see that the game is actually playable. I genuinely could not figure out if the game was mechanically playable until this video

@willwaggoner8805

2 ай бұрын

God bless you and your inebriated and uncomprehending support of the gaming community.

@atomic1019

2 ай бұрын

I hope you are ready to get into it

I thought this was cooler when these cards had photos of depressing divorced dad stuff vs highly stylized fantasy art/AI art.

@lisac1619

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, AI can't capture the divorced dads aesthetic.

@extended_e

2 ай бұрын

Let's make alternate art, and bid author to release them, he can make more money that way. Every body wins, we'll appart wallet

@Warthog117

2 ай бұрын

I think it's hillarious, precisely because of the disconnect between the artstyle and the nature of the cards. It looks so epic and mysterious, and yet it's a little sad and kinda pathetic, just like a divorced dad would sugarcoat the stories o himself that he tells his kids.

@doublejesusful

2 ай бұрын

I actually like the faux MTG/Yugioh style over the top fantasy art precisely because it clashes with the divorce dads aesthetic. It's just OP doubling down on his particular sense of humor which I enjoy.

@GameMageVideos

2 ай бұрын

For real

Choose wisely and most importantly: Let's get into it!

Is there any way you can send this to me on VHS if I send you a money order?

@atsunymphae2723

2 ай бұрын

😂🤣

@jamesdrummond7684

2 ай бұрын

They accept COD, I checked.

@rogermartin8206

2 ай бұрын

I can meat you at the abandoned Pizza Hut.

@Hadkek

2 ай бұрын

rt 🔁

@atomic1019

2 ай бұрын

What about beer can pull tabs?

I stopped playing when I left my 'almost complete' collection at my best friends house. He kicked me off his couch and pretends to be out when I go round... I can see your TV is on through the window, Garry! Is there a second editon (twice devorced dads) on the horizon?...I live in hope...and a cardboard box.

The curtains revealing concrete are such a nice touch. Wood, leather and steel are really just supports for concrete imo

@trevest

2 ай бұрын

Concrete meta

Damn. My body is ready. My mind is supple. My spirit...quenched.

the card art for bald spot is by far my favorite

i cant wait to do the stance

@jackjohnston2221

19 күн бұрын

I can't wait to get into it

whoever did/found the art for each card needs a huge shoutout; they're hilarious

@jamesdrummond7684

2 ай бұрын

it's AI generated.

@nickfifteen

2 ай бұрын

​@@jamesdrummond7684there was still a human riding up the prompts, and that person definitely has a sense of humor

@wartortle577

2 ай бұрын

Old art was so much better. Og would know..m

@crimson90

2 ай бұрын

​@@nickfifteenYour mother rides up prompts.

@no-replies

2 ай бұрын

​@@nickfifteen*writing.

That Blood Pressure card is top tier. 👌 Perfection at its finest

It's the tactical combat gloves with reenforced steel knuckle cap for me

Im just here to spend time with you

You have single handedly breathed life into youtube. Your channel. Its like it came straight from 2012. I love it. Never change

This is what I live for

I can finally become a divorced dad…My journey starts here!!

@darkalley8595

2 ай бұрын

Jesus loves you very much. Please make some time for Him.

@bvllyhvnter

2 ай бұрын

​@@darkalley8595dude 😂

Damn, i didnt realize this game was gonna be rigged against me, as a young man with a full head of long hair and knees that work decently most of the time i am at a great disadvantage. but with these cards in my hand, i am never alone, and i will win her back!

Still waiting for that conversation about replacing my mom's priceless clown statue.

@atsunymphae2723

2 ай бұрын

😂

@CivRichieP

2 ай бұрын

lmfao, even your comment section has on running jokes with fans.

I love that all patch cards are game worn, really shows the manufacturers give a hoot

The fact this is a legit thing is amazing

This game really inspires you to become a divorced dad just to fully appreciate the beauty of the cards.

Let's get into it... choose wisely!

I will engrave this into my mind

You are one of the funniest people alive

Fantastic. Now I just have to wait for the cards to arrive. Any year now.

Now that we've gotten into it, I think I'm ready to get into it

Would love to see a full match. This game is sick

"How does it end? Horribly." Gimme the number on that because that's straight fax.

LET'S GET INTO IT!!!

Me and my brother got our starter decks today. Played about 10 games and referenced this video about 3 times. Great times. 👍

Honestly you have no idea how much I love what you do ! Just ordered my stater pack and 3x booster packs Im from the UK and actually a divorced Dad and can’t wait to show my fellow dads 😂😂lol

But when do we “get into it”?

@jay-esslanoue4862

2 ай бұрын

Let's get into it.

@colhannanjr

Ай бұрын

Be patient.. 😂

@Spoeism

Ай бұрын

Are you divorced?

@STHelton1

Ай бұрын

@@Spoeism I didn’t consider that… am I even allowed to get into it if I’m married??? I should consult my lawyer.

@jay-esslanoue4862

Ай бұрын

@@STHelton1 According to my recent contact with a lawyer from the Divorced Dad's legal team, Lawrence stated "Marital status of Married has no impact on people playing on their wet bars in their man caves - we encourage casual play of Divorced Dad's and hope it offers them a look into their future. However, our Competitive Rules Enforcement are clear - a certificate of divorce must be filed with each decklist submission and we don't plan on changing that stance."

"Let's get into it"😂

Graeme I hope you see this comment but every single video is unbelievable. Favorite KZreadr & I just hope you are able to upload more often. Keep doing what you’re doing you will hit unreal levels of success. Perfect content, timing, facial expression, acting, writing, and I think about anything else. You actually get me laughing out loud shaking. I wish nothing but the best for you. God speed

my god, this man is hilarious, took the joke so far he made the actual game. bravo.

I loved playing this game growing up! So glad the community is still thriving!

With these cards I’ll never be alone 💪

I order two decks on April 5th and cannot wait to get them. Also thrilled to have this how to play video as I am not overly familiar with these types of card games but now and buzzing with excitement.

@jackjohnston2221

19 күн бұрын

I'm sure you can't wait to get into it

Jokes on you. I never got married, so I have an immunity boost against divorce.

@tradtke101

2 ай бұрын

California just made it so a woman can divorce you even if you arent married. googel it

@darkalley8595

2 ай бұрын

Sex is honored only in marriage. Get right with Jesus, my friend.

@JuanAppleseed-ge6tb

2 ай бұрын

@@darkalley8595 jokes on you if you think I'm getting laid 😂😂😂

@shamrockshawtty

2 ай бұрын

​@@darkalley8595 literally a fairytale

@ZeeFritoBandito

2 ай бұрын

I’d say that marriage is a weakness against divorce. But I’m a pessimist

"Now that we're into it, lets get into it" Fucking great.

This is exactly what I needed! Some direction in life.

I can't wait to get into it and choose my cards wisely.

Just what i was wondering about

Love this !!!!!

“I , A middle-age man ,will for on and only start my journey to become a divorced dad master” wish me luck boys

Just got 2 starter packs and 3 boosters so I can play with my friends, the art is delightfully wild

Please add a "Bachelor Pad" card that is a picture of an extremely messy apartment. It's a terrain card that affects your opponent directly.

Audio Sherpa is goated

Finally, a game explanation! Let’s get into it.

I truly mean this from the bottom of my heart, Graeme, you inspire me.

I can't be the only one singing out loud "D-D D-D D-D DIVORCED DADS" every time I see one of these.

How are there 39 comments in 3 minutes? Come on guys, just because we have a ton of time on our hands now that the missus left us doesn’t mean… I miss her

@mystiquesquared

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, you do.

@seymourglass26

2 ай бұрын

That's why she was called the "missus." It was all foreshadowing.

Oh mann a full length *D&D* upload. Sick AF🤘

Hi Graeme. Im really happy you made it i'm proud of you, divorced Dad.

Not so patiently waiting til payday, so I can buy a bunch of cards.

@AshMorton

2 ай бұрын

Hopefully your wages aren’t garnished too much for the child support

First

@tradtke101

2 ай бұрын

Firster

So stoked for this. This game is amazing. 👍

Hello Graeme, I hope everything is well with you. Thank you for the smiles and laughs you provided me when I really needed them. You're hilarious man :')

i wonder if destiny plays this bc he failed twice to be a decent husband and definitely failed as a father 😂. won’t wedding ring take out bald spot bc it has 5 attack in the trade or is it different then traditional card fighting games.

So good! Awesome work from the whole crew. A quick suggestion for series 2. May wanna adjust the lead fumes card to Solder or Flux Fumes. When it comes to vintage electronics repair, hardware design, moding or circuit bending. You eventually learn about lead/tin/flux Rosin Core blend Solder being used in low heat soldering. Especially in repair work to protect vintage rare and delicate components. The good news is, Lead/tin blend can’t fume at melting point/soldering temps around 360-400 degrees. So no sweat unless it hits boiling point at 3,180 F or 1,749 C. Figured I’d nerd out while I’m lookin out. Much love for sharing your music and your comedy ✨🌊💛🌊✨

With these cards your never alone.

bro ive been watching you since your first couple vids im so happy

The lisp and "win her back" makes it. 10/10

Heya Graeme I just got my cards and playmat in! I am impressed with the quality of everything. Thank you for producing a legitimate product. I feel confident now I will win her back.

@KINGBublepop

Ай бұрын

Not a legitimate product, used Ai.

I love this went from just being a funny bit to an actual game lol. Ive been looking for a new card game to get into ever since Yu-Gi-Oh got too complicated and this seems perfect

Dang, this is impressively well put together

Seriously though your illustrations on these cards are awesome!

Glad we got into it. In my experience, getting into it is good, unless you don't know how to get out of it. Then it's bad.

Let's get into it -choose wisely. This guy is brilliant.

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen on KZread

My cards arrive tomorrow, I'm so excited!!!!!

Can't wait to spend my kidsfree week playing this with Bob. My man was rather quiet these days,last seen him driving his car into Garage and closing the doors and Windows - Silly Bob wasnt even raining! 😄

The art on those cards is so good.

I must say I really enjoy this. I am gonna go rewatch some more Divorced Dads booster pack openings.

I am way too stoked for this

This is what Ive been waiting for

Just got my cards in the mail yesterday! Im in my mid-40s and i used to play Magic as a kid. Magic is a mess now and i was just too old for the Pokemon craze, so this meme game about middle-aged tropes is exactly what i need in my life! You are hilarious and i am so glad you decided to do this! Im in there like swimwear, homeboy!

"bald spot attacks wedding ring and sends it to the junkpile" this game is too real 😭😂