a single chew, the whole population knows the standards

@I_am_Dad_Son

5 жыл бұрын

medals*

@Ryan-qf7ri

2 жыл бұрын

One bite, everyone is keen to the ordinance

@Youcallthesebagels_

2 жыл бұрын

One nibble everyone knows the laws

One nibble, everyone knows the law

@SmEliot21

7 жыл бұрын

He was not having edleman saying that 😂😂

@glitzcomet3784

5 жыл бұрын

Anthony James 😂😂😂😂

@0mnicide

5 жыл бұрын

One first step of digestion everybody is aware of the parameters.

@RichieWilliams97

5 жыл бұрын

A single munch, all people understand the guidelines.

@jeffg9499

3 жыл бұрын

Anthony The disrespect.

a solitary mastication, all aware of the legislation

one chomp, everyone is aware of the repercussions

Seth clearly has never seen Dave do a pizza review..

@Bonks55

5 жыл бұрын

He did he described one

@sollertiskhan3254

5 жыл бұрын

Ye he did lmao. He literally refrences how he always takes multiple bites in his reviews

@leorickt.9604

4 жыл бұрын

In the late night game its called a "setup". Give the guest opportunities to explain their product in quick ways.

@anthonyd507

4 жыл бұрын

SollertisKhan I have been watching the one bite reviews from the beginning. And I think Dave let Seth off the hook too easily. He does take multiple bites, HOWEVER, he swallows almost always only once before the score. I appreciate the fact he get a mouth full of the crust to get a solid taste of the entire thing. You can’t score a pizza by “just the tip” lol.

@vaughan3974

4 жыл бұрын

fucking armature

One camera, everyone knows the Frankie

Alright Frankie so we’re at the corner of Holly and Wood

@Frusciante0386

3 жыл бұрын

Lol underrated comment.

"Congrats on your website" LMAO

@jackbernazzani3883

4 жыл бұрын

Charlie Lawson Yeah come on at this point Barstool sports is a zillion percent more relevant than Late Night With Seth Meyers 😂

one bite, everybody knows the rules

Alright Frankie.

"1 second pizza review and you do NOT do 0-10 scores" This guy got everything wrong. 0.0 Everybody knows the rules.

"Congratulations on your website."

“You do 1 second pizza reviews “You don’t do 1-10” I mean jeez could you be a worse host?

@roonil3931

4 жыл бұрын

he has more important things to remember

@CJ-zz9ts

4 жыл бұрын

Seth Myers is a dumass

@tonyperkis420

3 жыл бұрын

He sucks

@JoshMarshain

3 жыл бұрын

@@magog6852 "malarkey"? Are you 68 years old?

One bite, everybody but Seth knows the rules.

One taste, everybody knows the protocol

The one nibble thing makes me laugh 😂 every time.

By far the best 120 seconds in this shows history.

First slice is Football pizza, second is fancy pizza. #OneBite

Dude never fails to mention figure skating I rate it tho

@pollard068

2 жыл бұрын

"Why, whY, WHY?" -nancy kerrigan

Seth Meyers doesn’t no the rules. Everyone knows the rules

@TheProdigyAccordion

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah thats why he asked about the rating system, outside of people that dont know, Everybody knows the rules.

@sasquatch4844

3 жыл бұрын

Do some research Seth

@85geoffm

3 жыл бұрын

Know he doesn't

One pizza inhalation, everybody knows who chews.

One bite everybody knows the rules!

He knows the reviews. He literally did a number and one decimal point a pro review

@dreddscott3873

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, his first words were "you don't do a 1-10 rating, right?" Yeah.....he watches the reviews 🙄

Eating a slice at to temp is the true test of whether a slice is really great

The future of this country has a chance to be bright with guy’s like Dave being out there - dude is awesome

One second pizza reviews, definitely not 1 to 10 scoring. Got it

@IamKevinFinnerty

5 жыл бұрын

I thought everybody knew the rules?

GO PRES GO!

I love that he wore the goodell shirt on here

Congratulations on your website. 😂 Such a dis.

Like how Seth asks if he rates 1-10 then says he watch the videos 🤔😏

Part of the experience though is the reviewer (Dave) showing what the pizza looks like, describing what he's tasting (crispy, tangy, etc), THEN reviewing it. If you just grab a slice of pizza, don't really show it, eat it w/o describing it's taste, then score it, the audience has no reason to care.

@Nuttyirishman85

2 жыл бұрын

Feed it to the cracked addict.

legend has it that this was filmed right before dave got on a 1 week coke binge.

Seth Meyers- ....6.2 Crowd - HAHAHAHA

Rose's Pizza is the best pizza in NYC and I stand by that.

The common man out here on late night! #GoPresGO

Pres lied, he gave Monty’s in lynn a 10 back in like 2012

@chadwick232

5 жыл бұрын

That was when he was a rookie and tosssed out all kinds of scores

@user-xr3ry9wu4y

5 жыл бұрын

@@austinhansen9079 kzread.info/dash/bejne/ameolaWkh7SXZNo.html

.. now i want pizza, nice goin' duuuudes !!!!

Seth would use any excuse to eat on the show. I'd say he needs to eat more, maybe take a bite of cookie while reading the news 😊

@stantonthorne

4 жыл бұрын

123haninhk day drinking is an excuse for him to drink and get paid to do it 😁 smart man

Seth: one bite you take way more than one bite Dave: comedy its a schtick Seth: no it was a observation LOL

Dat pizza look tuff💨

One sober prez everybody knows he couldn’t bring the powder on air

"Ok Frankie,....."

"One bite. Everyone knows the rules."

“One second pizza reviews”...”your rating system- you don’t do a 1-10”...Dave had to hit him with the one bite line multiple times to finally get Seth to bite and call him on it...Absolute fail of an interview!

One bite every knows the drools.

Roses's at Penn Station is actually my favorite pizza ever

ONE BITE BAYBAY

"1 second, everyone knows the rules"

It’s like figure skating

The magic Does not transfer

You take 3 bites right ? Dave: no 1 You score by a percentage right ? Dave:1 to 10

their personalities don't click

one second pizza reviews, no ratings 1-10

One slice everyone knew the rules

One Frankie controlling the studio cameras, everybody knows the rules

Brick by brick

Where’s Frankie? It’s not the same without Frankie.

I need that shirt

@smittywerbenjagermanjensen2292

7 жыл бұрын

barstoolsports.com

I don’t think Seth understands what the definition of a “shtick” is.

@GusChiggins69

4 жыл бұрын

no, its not like he was on SNL or anything...

@tonyperkis420

3 жыл бұрын

The guy sucks. Just another robot

@johnulcer

2 жыл бұрын

I think he misunderstood the flow of the conversation. Portnoy was saying his shtick was taking more than one bite, and for some reason Meyers thought Portnoy was accusing him of having a shtick for calling him out on it, and he was like "No, that's an observation." You can tell he didn't like him at all and the "congratulations on your website" at the end was so passive aggressive. 😂

may be look up the guy's yt videos before interviewing him about those videos.

One second pizza review no one knows the show

Midnite pizza. When I come home alone From the "club".

He gave a 10 to Monty's in Lynn, Mass.

Rose's Pizza in Penn Station is mother f*cking awesome. I am born an raised in New York and I will dare to say that it is the best pizza in New York.

much like "finger" skating... lol

Rose’s in penn station does have pretty decent pizza.

One second pizza reviews and you don't rank it 1-10, this guy should be replaced as a late night talk show host.

One ice cold pizza, everybody knows the rules.

Seth Meyers has never seen one of his reviews. Great reporting and research

One bite, everybody knows the rules, a few moments later........ pizza gone

he gave 10 to Monte's pizza in lynn, ma

One mastication everyone knows the limitations.

Comments are telling me that's roger Goodell on his shirt, looks like Mitt Romney to me.

10 bites everybody knows the rules

Loved watching Pres totally outclass that clown Seth Meyers.

I feel like the congratulations on your website comment was a little backhanded. Team Portnoy all the way

Lol Seth did absolutely ZERO research before interviewing El Pres.

To be honest when I'm in Penn Station I just want something quick and cheap I'm not too picky about what I eat. I'll buy tamales off a street vendor in front of Barnes and Noble.

One interview, get Dave out of there as quickly as possible, everyone knows the rules

One crumb everybody knows the laws

Jeez Seth, do any type of research before having a guest on?

One second? Everyone doesn't know the rules!

1 unprepared TV host that's never watched a video. Everybody knows the rules

Is it always just a cheese pizza?

Toronto is beautiful city in the summer please let me know.👌👍🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

One figure skating analogy everybody knows the rules.

One nibble

Why only cheese? Classic Italian recipe of pizza is cheese, pepperoni, garlic, mushrooms, and basil. Try reviewing some more variety, Portnoy!

Not true! He issued a 10.0 to Monte’s in Lynn MA.

i wonder if he says onebiteeveryoneknowstherules when hes by himself

Do talk-show hosts do any kind of research on their guests?

One talk show everyone knows the stakes

Goddamn cheese pizza man

One second, everybody knows the rules

God forbid you throw it in the oven to warm up for five minutes before the segment to make it palatable.

Seth Meyers did not give Portnoy his due respect in this segment. Hell should have had Portnoy behind the desk!

hahaha either Seth did ZERO research on Barstool Pizza Reviews or his produces F'd him. SMH....

@johnulcer

4 жыл бұрын

I think you can tell he doesn't like Portnoy, so it's not so much lack of research but rather deliberate lack of caring to diss him.

Say Dave, why doncha show the review of La Nova pizza in Buffalo when ‘this thing of ours’ brought you into the sub basement? Your New Yorkness ....... went away. And you were shaking.

Way to do your homework on the guest, Seth.

Not too hard to click a KZread video Seth.