Dave Allen - Driving - 1993 - Part 1

Dave Allen talks about the stress of driving. This was first shown in 1993/94 on ITV.

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  • @bobbydazzler1780
    @bobbydazzler1780 Жыл бұрын

    So nostalgic of my younger days watching Dave Allen and Parkinson interviews as a teenager with my parents. TV gold.

  • @richardtaylor9929
    @richardtaylor99296 жыл бұрын

    Who the hell gave Dave Allen those thumbs down? Dont you see a master at work like the rest of us. Assholes. RIP Mr Allen

  • @stormwatcher59

    @stormwatcher59

    6 жыл бұрын

    Dave did what he came here to do, and moved on..... :)

  • @huntlywestside

    @huntlywestside

    6 жыл бұрын

    Rich: Religious overtone and many are intimidated. I'm not.

  • @EVZYL

    @EVZYL

    4 жыл бұрын

    Must be the Russians. They're getting blamed for everything else so ...

  • @georgejacob3162

    @georgejacob3162

    4 жыл бұрын

    The drivers who never say thanks after being let in.

  • @mikeowen7526

    @mikeowen7526

    4 жыл бұрын

    They obviously don't appreciate humour 😂😭

  • @marysepradet6515
    @marysepradet65156 жыл бұрын

    can't get enough of Dave Allen, for me he is still alive, love him !

  • @JamesThomas-zl9er

    @JamesThomas-zl9er

    2 жыл бұрын

    I met him once in peculiar circumstances - he was every bit the man you see in TV when he opened the front door 😂

  • @Lee-nh5bb

    @Lee-nh5bb

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@JamesThomas-zl9er Please can you tell us more about your meeting with him?

  • @JamesThomas-zl9er

    @JamesThomas-zl9er

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Lee-nh5bb I was looking for Rocket Records, delivering something. I knocked on nearest number to them and Dave opened the door. He was very charming and funny, and gave me a message for them along the lines of “put a bloody number on your place!!” He was exactly how you’d hope he would be. Not all funny men are funny, just good at delivering a script… Ronnie Barker springs to mind in that category…

  • @Lee-nh5bb

    @Lee-nh5bb

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@JamesThomas-zl9er Thank you so much for sharing your unexpected meeting with Dave! What a wonderful experience! Would that have been in Kensington? Can you remember what year it was?

  • @JamesThomas-zl9er

    @JamesThomas-zl9er

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Lee-nh5bb I think ‘84 or ‘85

  • @StartinYoung
    @StartinYoung4 жыл бұрын

    Lovely man completely non judgmental a gem

  • @fredadominy2558
    @fredadominy25584 жыл бұрын

    This man is a genius

  • @kipitovishohe3721
    @kipitovishohe37214 жыл бұрын

    A legend R.I.P Dave.

  • @kevinduff3584
    @kevinduff35845 жыл бұрын

    Genius of a comedian his monologues on religion, teaching the time, aeroplanes and driving are outstanding.

  • @introspectivedreamer3864
    @introspectivedreamer38643 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for posting Fave, watching him makes a bad day better, he’ll always be alive for so many of us! He was totally unique a real star

  • @jenniferwells9032

    @jenniferwells9032

    Жыл бұрын

    Agree 100% 👍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @litestuf
    @litestuf6 жыл бұрын

    No one left like him. Well dressed, so likeable and positively genius use of the language. We need someone like him again. Now all you hear is profanity, name calling and put downs. Love the man.

  • @terryisaac8195

    @terryisaac8195

    5 жыл бұрын

    Dave Allen is one of Ireland's finest and funniest comedians!!! I've enjoyed his wit and personality since the 70's. He has poignant humor taken from real life that we all can relate to!!! I'll bet that if we're honest, we have all at least thought some of the (colorful) language that he uses. BTW - FYI (at least in the state that I live in) flashing your headlights at another motorist (in either direction) is not just a traffic offense, it is a misdemeanor (a crime)!!! I never knew that before.

  • @petrov8086

    @petrov8086

    4 жыл бұрын

    We still have Rowan Atkinson :)

  • @Werquinn

    @Werquinn

    4 жыл бұрын

    ISMO does positive comedy. He is really funny.

  • @monicamurray5090

    @monicamurray5090

    4 жыл бұрын

    He's what I call a typical Celtic comedian. The ability to take perfectly ordinary circumstances and turn them into something quite hilariously funny.

  • @silvio.r8443

    @silvio.r8443

    4 жыл бұрын

    I like Dylan moran too

  • @loosewheels1000
    @loosewheels10006 жыл бұрын

    He was part of my childhood, even now when I watch these clips, I still find them so funny, and it takes a lot to make me laugh, but the late great Dave Allen can.

  • @christinewilkinson2424
    @christinewilkinson24243 жыл бұрын

    I've just rediscovered Dave Allen, I was too young to fully appreciate him when I was growing up in the 70s and 80s but now I think he's an absolute genius, very clever and very funny. Modern comedians please take note!

  • @MJLeger-yj1ww
    @MJLeger-yj1ww6 жыл бұрын

    Dave can take almost any subject and turn it into total hilarity! Just fulgent humor!

  • @deadfreightwest5956
    @deadfreightwest59563 жыл бұрын

    12:20 - Oh, god, that is SO TRUE! Love me some Dave Allen, irreplaceable and eternal.

  • @danielhylander9535
    @danielhylander95355 жыл бұрын

    One of the very best comedy geniuses

  • @jenniferwells9032
    @jenniferwells9032 Жыл бұрын

    Simply the best ❤️😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @michaeljohnfoster2316
    @michaeljohnfoster23166 жыл бұрын

    Dave was a very funny man and very clever.

  • @johnanthonyp
    @johnanthonyp5 жыл бұрын

    The best Ghost story Teller ever in the whole planet-that you would let your kids listened to-and hear laugh-Irish Ghost Story-they will laugh

  • @meestermeesterhastings.3159
    @meestermeesterhastings.31596 жыл бұрын

    I met him 3 times and he was a real gentleman.

  • @marysepradet6515

    @marysepradet6515

    6 жыл бұрын

    you mean you talked to him ? if so I envy you, he his my idol , watch him everyday !

  • @isabelsilva3190
    @isabelsilva31902 жыл бұрын

    Always my favourite comedien was only a child and I just looked at him a laugh would just glow my face wonderland mind may his god be with him. GRAND

  • @BambaZillah
    @BambaZillah7 жыл бұрын

    how relevant is this today. this aired on 1993 and i was born on 1993. i feel the exact same way when driving. genius!

  • @charlottematthews6268

    @charlottematthews6268

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was just thinking that haha! I was only a year old when this aired

  • @danw1374

    @danw1374

    2 жыл бұрын

    The older you get the more infuriating driving becomes.

  • @skatenerd4263
    @skatenerd42634 жыл бұрын

    That beep noise is brilliant

  • @KeithCooper-Albuquerque
    @KeithCooper-Albuquerque5 жыл бұрын

    As Maryse Pradet said below, Dave Allen is still alive for me! I love his material and his delivery! This particular piece is still relevant today!

  • @erbiemurat2271
    @erbiemurat22714 жыл бұрын

    Highly prophetic stuff from 1993. This is a very perceptive take on driving in 2020.

  • @sandraanderson3763
    @sandraanderson37632 жыл бұрын

    He’s great 🤗

  • @lilydudley952
    @lilydudley9523 жыл бұрын

    Love Dave Allen

  • @tommymoran4324
    @tommymoran43243 жыл бұрын

    Dave allen what a natural genius. So true everyone I bet can so relate. So funny 😄😄😄🥰

  • @deborah7269
    @deborah72693 жыл бұрын

    Brilliant! Always love Dave Allen ❤️

  • @beyondhere
    @beyondhere10 ай бұрын

    Simply the best!!!

  • @RosseRue
    @RosseRue3 жыл бұрын

    My Dad first showed me Dave Allen when I was about nine, I think, and I will never forget sitting and p i s s i n g myself laughing watching this one in particular. We still reference it today XD Edit: I have also just realised this is where my love for the word bastard originates. The word alone makes me laugh, and I've always wondered why lol

  • @richardlaversuch2901
    @richardlaversuch29018 жыл бұрын

    Like many comics Dave Allen was a great actor.

  • @blath19
    @blath197 жыл бұрын

    Way ahead of his time!

  • @jenniferwells9032
    @jenniferwells9032 Жыл бұрын

    He was the best ever ❤️😂😂😂😂

  • @knutjohnsen6968
    @knutjohnsen69684 жыл бұрын

    In the mid-late 70's Dave Allen was at saturday TV shows in Norway. Remember i was waiting all week for next saturday to com. At that time he always sat in HIS chair, zippin HIS Whisky, and Kept his Face fantstic serious. I have ben lokking for him for meny years, cause i could not remember HIS name from mye vert young age. One night I woke up with HIS name in my head, Ine week befare he past away. I watched all i could find, feeling like a Child Another Genious had to rest in peac, and now God sits and laughs HIS eyey out, I'm sure og it

  • @sputnik1315
    @sputnik13156 жыл бұрын

    Dave Allen was definitely a genius who lived in the era of the greats. I just wonder why we get worse year after year.

  • @heatherrooken-smith6983
    @heatherrooken-smith69834 жыл бұрын

    he gets my salute

  • @jackiemawdsley3721
    @jackiemawdsley37213 жыл бұрын

    Legend 🥰

  • @mizofan
    @mizofan7 жыл бұрын

    This was me yesterday, I thought of Dave Allen when I calmed down.

  • @seanbelfast4779
    @seanbelfast47793 жыл бұрын

    A very big loss god bless him

  • @ivahardy4885
    @ivahardy48854 жыл бұрын

    How many people just said out loud . . . "Cant say that sort of stuff now"

  • @gazzam3172

    @gazzam3172

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hmm, well if you examine it you can , very clever.. but some editing too i reckon

  • @gordon9239
    @gordon92397 жыл бұрын

    miss you

  • @robertwilkins6422
    @robertwilkins64222 жыл бұрын

    How true this is worth watching

  • @jrushen4235
    @jrushen4235 Жыл бұрын

    This man is incomparable...

  • @andrewcoward2416
    @andrewcoward24163 жыл бұрын

    I Love Dave Allen, have done since being a child :)) But this clip PERFECTLY sums up why I enjoy NOT BEING ABLE TO DRIVE!! It’s a personal choice really, but fuck me...why would you want that level of stress in your life? It’s hard enough being a pedestrian..,and having to navigante all the thick bastards who occupy the pavements let alone the roads! Always a great watch...☺️ wot a comedian!!

  • @trevorkeyes2376
    @trevorkeyes23763 жыл бұрын

    a legend r.i.p

  • @kingcurry6594
    @kingcurry65948 жыл бұрын

    The word "genius" is overused. But Dave Allen was one. Every modern comedian (except perhaps Peter Kaye) could do to watch and learn their craft from him.

  • @johnking5174

    @johnking5174

    8 жыл бұрын

    +King Curry Why not Peter Kay too?

  • @kingcurry6594

    @kingcurry6594

    8 жыл бұрын

    +John King I didn't pass any comment on Peter Kay. In my humble opinion, he's also one of the true greats.

  • @johnking5174

    @johnking5174

    8 жыл бұрын

    But you think Peter is in the same line of excellence as the late Dave Allen?

  • @kingcurry6594

    @kingcurry6594

    8 жыл бұрын

    +John King Yes, I think he is. If he'd only done Phoenix Nights, he have been a great. He's so far the funniest comedian around now that Billy Connolly is no longer active, I'd rank him alongside Dave Allen (and Billy Connolly and Tommy Cooper).

  • @michelle-io9dc

    @michelle-io9dc

    8 жыл бұрын

    +King Curry . I think the closest comedian to Dave Allen today is Jack Dee

  • @GrafindeKlevemark
    @GrafindeKlevemark Жыл бұрын

    An anecdote : my dear departed father had a thing about ferry boats (between France and England) - he wanted to drive on first and drive off first. For once he got a first place and was as happy a prince. What he didn't notice was that there was deep fog arriving at Dover. Off we went in first place with all the cars following. What my dad didn't realize was that he was driving up a one-way street and of course all the cars were following. So what started as a win, ended up as a "fight" between my mum and dad, on top of which we were all dying for a fish and chips - lol

  • @eamonquinn5188
    @eamonquinn51883 жыл бұрын

    This is a classic

  • @nevermind-he8ni
    @nevermind-he8ni2 жыл бұрын

    One of the best story tellers this side of G. Carlin.

  • @travelbugse2829
    @travelbugse28294 жыл бұрын

    "Nice lady with a veil and crucifix" - LMAO!!!!

  • @bertiekayne
    @bertiekayne6 жыл бұрын

    Amazing man

  • @olivetopcuoglu4493
    @olivetopcuoglu44932 жыл бұрын

    Brilliant, and he has no need to swear every other word.

  • @PanzerMafia
    @PanzerMafia6 жыл бұрын

    I sleept in today and all I had to think was this. My day did start with some stress and yet it was funny :D

  • @sheameade1013

    @sheameade1013

    5 жыл бұрын

    He's a legend of a man! 😁🇮🇪

  • @kingzeddicus
    @kingzeddicus5 жыл бұрын

    Man this guy was a great comedian. After watching a couple of George Carlin videos I get recommended his videos and I'm hooked just like the other dead comedian -_- . Hopefully, great comedians who are still alive today will make more videos.

  • @rgearr1808
    @rgearr18083 жыл бұрын

    I cannot understand how this was the end of his career... i think he was at his best here

  • @luminair11
    @luminair113 жыл бұрын

    Normally ranting is a huge turn off for me but Dave has it down to an artform that I can handle when I'm in the mood......a very funny guy....RIP Dave....still making me laugh after you're hopefully in a much better place.

  • @JHM83-eh6qi
    @JHM83-eh6qi6 ай бұрын

    I remember watching this series in my room on Thursday nights. Hoping my parents wouldn’t hear what I was watching….I was 10 years old. You could say i appreciated great comedy at a young age.

  • @amandajanemarnoch4491
    @amandajanemarnoch4491 Жыл бұрын

    Loved this man part of my growing up

  • @maggiewilliams3266
    @maggiewilliams32666 жыл бұрын

    Dont see windscreen cleaners at traffic lights anymore in uk..They progresed to full valet services in a carpark now lol

  • @mkilner
    @mkilner10 жыл бұрын

    Brilliant, just genious! :))

  • @mkilner

    @mkilner

    10 жыл бұрын

    i hear they showing re-runs on ITV at the moment, hope someones recording them for youtube, Dave was amazing, we all loved his humor, good times! :)

  • @andrewrees8749
    @andrewrees87493 жыл бұрын

    I bet no one,has ever noticed, Dave has half his one finger missing, my dad showed me this on tv, back in the 70,s .

  • @eamonquinn5188
    @eamonquinn51883 жыл бұрын

    A master

  • @Bladerunner4511
    @Bladerunner45115 жыл бұрын

    Pure talent shame you get this anymore

  • @jenniferwells9032
    @jenniferwells9032 Жыл бұрын

    Watched this last night😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jeandelbart5227
    @jeandelbart52272 жыл бұрын

    Truer by the day !!!

  • @shanebairstow5926
    @shanebairstow59268 жыл бұрын

    The really funny thing is that he has a cultured English accent until her shouts and becomes Irish in a second. I have many friends that you can not tell where they were born until they are angry :-)

  • @jessiejames7492

    @jessiejames7492

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Shane Bairstow ha ha.. i hate comedians who swear like the f word in every sentence. But i dont mind DAVE ALLEN when he says ..'piss off or shit'' funny coming from him...

  • @johnking5174

    @johnking5174

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Shane Bairstow I am the same. I was born in Derry in Northern Ireland, but every one says I do not have a Derry accent at all. My brother says I have a RP accent. But yes, when I get angry, a little bit of Derry comes through my voice. Dave was born in Dublin, but he spent most of his life in England, which I am sure affected his accent, as he lived among people with English accents.

  • @jessiejames7492

    @jessiejames7492

    8 жыл бұрын

    someone asked Noel Gallagher why he uses the F word so much. He said they all swear even his mother. His mother was the queen of swearers. Ha ha so funny. I can see why too....keeping those two in check ..noel and his brother liam:)

  • @bronwenedmunds504

    @bronwenedmunds504

    7 жыл бұрын

    John King m

  • @johnking5174

    @johnking5174

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Ali B Are you from Derry?

  • @marysepradet6515
    @marysepradet65155 жыл бұрын

    je donnerais n'importe quoi pour avoir vu Dave Allen sur scène, et encore plus pour lui avoir parlé ! pour moi, c'est Dieu !

  • @rozdoyle8872
    @rozdoyle88729 ай бұрын

    Wasn't Dave the one who discribed Junk Mail as Cow Shit popping through the Letter Box , I have used that analogy for years when approached or cornered by people who talk Bull. Thanks Dave .

  • @CathyKitson
    @CathyKitson5 жыл бұрын

    I went driving today - down a dual carriageway, across a hellish roundabout and it took me five hours to get over it. But something tells me that Mr Allen would be an ANGRY driver - full of road rage lol.

  • @stephengerrard1120
    @stephengerrard11205 жыл бұрын

    A master of the art of hilarity his humour never ages fuck the pc brigade he is awesome

  • @louisethompson2044
    @louisethompson2044 Жыл бұрын

    He broke the mould xxxx

  • @berylcarthew6476
    @berylcarthew64763 жыл бұрын

    My stomach hurts with laughing 😂

  • @ramblingrob4693
    @ramblingrob46938 ай бұрын

    So true

  • @jenniferwells9032
    @jenniferwells9032 Жыл бұрын

    Every word is true! I was a tad more volatile 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheLavendergirl123
    @TheLavendergirl1233 жыл бұрын

    His the best

  • @monamohammad3494
    @monamohammad34945 жыл бұрын

    Where do they get the water from? They don't! Do they 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @spacemissing
    @spacemissing5 жыл бұрын

    I have never thought of myself as a perfect driver, but there are SO many who are So Much Worse that I Might As Well be perfect.

  • @robertholland9842
    @robertholland98427 ай бұрын

    Bless him 🙏 ❤️. What the hell would he made of today s times😅

  • @marysepradet6515
    @marysepradet65155 жыл бұрын

    la chance qu'ils ont eue, tous ces gens, de voir the genious d'aussi près !

  • @BS2Dos
    @BS2Dos Жыл бұрын

    👍👍

  • @dulmin_
    @dulmin_4 жыл бұрын

    4:02 very realistic car horn

  • @rambo2751
    @rambo2751 Жыл бұрын

    Comic genius

  • @glen6945
    @glen69454 жыл бұрын

    ace

  • @globalshift8382
    @globalshift83824 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 absolutely true RIP D

  • @tudorrenegade7052
    @tudorrenegade70525 жыл бұрын

    I love driving !

  • @terryford2195
    @terryford21953 жыл бұрын

    DAVE I WAS A DRIVER FOR YEARS AND EVERTHING YOU SAID ABOUT LETTING PEOPLE IN A QUE WAS RIGHT IT IS BLOODY ANOYING BUT WE ALL DO IT BECAUSE WE ARE ENGLISH HA HA

  • @oldfashionedphil
    @oldfashionedphil8 жыл бұрын

    How did he make that 'beep'? It's scarily realistic! 4:00

  • @professormagonagalll2862

    @professormagonagalll2862

    7 жыл бұрын

    oldfashionedphil yeah it really is

  • @mikeowen7526

    @mikeowen7526

    4 жыл бұрын

    It is an uncanny sound It's his anger that makes the horn sound realistic

  • @carlstark6857
    @carlstark6857 Жыл бұрын

    Master class 😂

  • @adriaanboogaard8571
    @adriaanboogaard85716 ай бұрын

    No matter what part of the world every one in a big over population gets this it's just worse depending on population and mind set of it no matter what side of the road we are supposed to be driving on. After working in the road 28 years and driving over 40 years I listen to this and laugh but hope it gets better.

  • @lon3don
    @lon3don5 ай бұрын

    Leave earlier. If you're doing a journey, drive at night. If you're taking the kids, make the whole thing an adventure.

  • @0422Juls
    @0422Juls3 жыл бұрын

    When u watch the end of this and realize that Michael Mcintyre probably, maybe, most likely stole that joke...

  • @nigelkthomas9501
    @nigelkthomas950110 жыл бұрын

    If driving is as stressful as Dave makes out is it any wonder trains are becoming more popular? Over the last 10 years I've averaged only 6,000 per year. Any long journeys I simply take the train. Far less stressful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @gdwnet

    @gdwnet

    9 жыл бұрын

    Until the train is delayed and your sitting going "shit, I'm going to be late, should I change trains or sit here? If change trains I'll lose my seat, that's what those other bastards will do........", etc, etc!

  • @nigelkthomas9501

    @nigelkthomas9501

    9 жыл бұрын

    OK. I have had bad days where trains have been delayed or cancelled. Nothing is ever gonna be perfect. Having said that every train I used last Saturday [Leeds-York-Scarborough-Bridlington-Hull-Goole-Leeds] was spot on time and I enjoyed the day very much; even the weather played ball!

  • @introspectivedreamer3864
    @introspectivedreamer38643 жыл бұрын

    Can’t understand the 👎🏻

  • @johanaufdembrinke688
    @johanaufdembrinke6883 жыл бұрын

    back in the eighties i listened to a scketch about a mole catcher by Dave Allen .Unfortunately I have not been able to recover this sketch this was hilariousHopefully somebody can help me out.

  • @barbaradyson6951
    @barbaradyson69516 жыл бұрын

    standing at zebra crossings is a Spanish trait, they stand at the crossing and you stop and they carry on doing whatever it is they are doing. Mind you they won't last 5 mins in the uk.

  • @iseeolly9959
    @iseeolly99594 жыл бұрын

    If he'd been properly managed then he'd been well known in the USA.

  • @dukadarodear2176

    @dukadarodear2176

    2 жыл бұрын

    I think he suited the British audience better. The Yanks wouldn't get the jokes and the nuances thereof.

  • @LoftechUK
    @LoftechUK4 жыл бұрын

    Ahead of his time

  • @georgespence7916
    @georgespence79164 жыл бұрын

    Better than Billy Connolly

  • @hill16gs83

    @hill16gs83

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ooooh good 1🤔

  • @peterpv592

    @peterpv592

    6 ай бұрын

    they are both great in their own way

  • @elisabethj.v.beardsell9853

    @elisabethj.v.beardsell9853

    3 ай бұрын

    By miles! Dave Allen was a class act great observation !!❤

  • @louisebean9428
    @louisebean94285 жыл бұрын

    Its called ROAD RAGE!

  • @margueritemartin2967
    @margueritemartin29676 жыл бұрын

    The two ronnies

  • @maggiewilliams3266

    @maggiewilliams3266

    6 жыл бұрын

    Jasper carrott and mike yarwood

  • @coecovideo
    @coecovideo8 жыл бұрын

    Am I wrong or Louis ck does pretty the same routine about behaviours inside and outside a car ?

  • @battler773

    @battler773

    8 жыл бұрын

    +coecovideo As does Dylan Moran and a few others.

  • @jessiejames7492

    @jessiejames7492

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Runicartist Dylan moran does a lot of things dave allen does...the mircrophone stand rest, the combing his hair back, and the drink by his side when he in doing his routine. :)