Dave Allen talks about the stress of driving. This was first shown in 1993/94 on ITV.
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@colinbrown70213 жыл бұрын
Just what we need in these dark days. Thank goodness for these videos! Bless him!
@benconway90103 жыл бұрын
Dave's going on about gadgets in cars back then jeez imagine what he would think of cars in 2020
@stratman1035 жыл бұрын
A comedic genius. I would love to hear him talk about today's phones.
@garyhunt7645 жыл бұрын
Modern day comedians can't hold a candle to the master that is Dave Allen. God bless Dave Allen and thank you
@craigturner89933 жыл бұрын
Dave Allen, so fecking hilarious 😂
@mikeowen75264 жыл бұрын
I remember first watching this series in 1993 I loved it I love it when he loses his temper and swears 😍❤️. Genius
@amandamiller304
4 жыл бұрын
mike owen i watched in the 70's as a kid and he is still as funny now as he was then
@dortesandal4303
3 жыл бұрын
Yes - he looses IT sooo well,,,I love IT top:))))))
@mikeowen7526
7 ай бұрын
@amandamiller304 Unfortunately I was too young to watch him in the 70s ❤
@stevenkalka6 жыл бұрын
Such a gifted story teller.
@Robard653 жыл бұрын
“I spy with my little eye and it starts with an .. H.” “River!” “Yes!” 😂😂 It cracks me up every time.
@johndoyle47234 жыл бұрын
I keep coming back for more, he was so good.
@vanessahawarden90285 жыл бұрын
Just brilliant! Thank you Dave Allen!
@adamwas6 жыл бұрын
Absolute master!!
@trekker33825 жыл бұрын
gratitude for uploading these .. i had forgotten how brilliant he was - am hurting myself laughing
@marysepradet65155 жыл бұрын
"I woul'nt start from here if I were you" OMG love this guy !
@deadfreightwest59563 жыл бұрын
6:20 - I had a flashback to when my uncle was relating what he saw at a car show, I think it was Chrysler that had a voice system, and his example was, "your lights are on." This was way back around the time of this program, too!
@marysepradet65156 жыл бұрын
"I would not start from here if I were you" ! oh love you Dave Allen !
@emilywebster595410 жыл бұрын
I wonder what he would say about all the social media we have today LOL. He is so funny :)
@silkeslocombe466
6 жыл бұрын
Emily Webster C 🇦🇬🇮🇨🇧🇫. X c. 💑🏌
@davidfreestone52399 жыл бұрын
Absolute classic comedian :O)
@palamirtammarimuthu177 жыл бұрын
Dave Allen is gifted
@bengello
5 жыл бұрын
You mean was...sadly
@benconway9010
3 жыл бұрын
@@bengello still is even in death he's still the funniest guy on the planet
@bengello
3 жыл бұрын
@@benconway9010 Yep
@garyhunt7643 жыл бұрын
The master enough said
@joanekins1238 жыл бұрын
Talk about funny... He's just great....
@user-wr1nu9di9e10 ай бұрын
Sorely missed! Great comedian.
@johnmjones16043 жыл бұрын
What a genius
@fatwalletboy28 жыл бұрын
arh...dave cracks me up.....what a story teller......
@nilinu5 жыл бұрын
One of the very best!
@iladak110 жыл бұрын
Incredibly good! Thank you.
@slein10555 жыл бұрын
When he did the out of petrol bit, he started to remind me a bit of a dalek
@David.L291
3 ай бұрын
Love this bit 😂😂😂
@michaeljohnfoster23166 жыл бұрын
Brilliant Dave, thank you.
@CathyKitson5 жыл бұрын
"Your own car will squeal on you." Hahaha.
@David.L291
3 ай бұрын
Squealminator 😂😂
@pmajudge2 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. DAVE ALLEN . BRILLANT HILARIOUS !!! FROM U.K. (2021).
@DrAmanKapoor4 жыл бұрын
dave the awesome dave!!!
@brian752 Жыл бұрын
This man is hilarious! 😂
@jenniferwells9032 Жыл бұрын
I’ve seen this so often ❤️😂😂
@Robard656 жыл бұрын
I just love the autorotarian voice; Petrol! In 1986 i was on my very first trip, owning a drivers license, to do re- exam. It was a 2 hour drive and i left my house with a full tank. But on my way home the tank ran empty, and i didn’t have a voice in my car yelling; petrol! It would’ve shouted something different since i am dutch, but anyway, as i kept on driving looking for a gas station, i could’nt find one, and by the time i did found one, it was closed. Miles later i found another one. At that time the tank was so empty, i must have been driving on petrol that i had’nt even bought yet.
@bobsimonse4809
6 жыл бұрын
Robert Allard been there, done that in the middle of Oregon in 1990.
@David.L291
3 ай бұрын
That sounds hilarious 😂😂
@paulbellingham39482 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the up, always funny
@benconway90107 жыл бұрын
fucking hell man if he was alive now he would have a field day with cars now with all gadgets in them now jeez lol
@iwaisman2 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@Wickerwoman078 жыл бұрын
Every word true! :-D
@stevenkalka6 жыл бұрын
He'd have a field day with Google driverless cars.
@ruthecker3997 ай бұрын
love dave rip
@spacemissing5 жыл бұрын
My vehicle is two years older than this video. I'm SO glad it doesn't talk to me!
@fredadominy25584 жыл бұрын
Really amazing and so funny
@user-ph8vh9ng8z2 ай бұрын
Great,i had nt heard this b4 lol x
@marysepradet61627 ай бұрын
I remember when we were driving in Ireland , looking for some place, with my husband speaking no English, and myself who does not understand directions because I don't drive ... it was quite a piece for cake !
@David.L291
3 ай бұрын
Sounds like a comedy sketch lol 😂😂
@stephenholmes1036 Жыл бұрын
I know that sigh outside Wicklow
@zaroffhound5 жыл бұрын
Marcus Aurelius. Privilege. Thank you.
@VegarotFusion6 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for the car at yell "EXTERMINATE!
@glen6945
5 жыл бұрын
ace
@David.L291
3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@davidwhite23928 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha that's so funny coz it's true
@anthonylangford85755 жыл бұрын
This was before the days or sat nav! What would he have said about that?
@Lushgirl81 Жыл бұрын
You ask for directions and you’ve got this head, beside you! 😂
@BS2Dos Жыл бұрын
👍👍
@glen69455 жыл бұрын
ooooohhhhhyes
@marysepradet65153 жыл бұрын
c"est vrai pour les directions, quand vous demandez à quelqu'un votre chemin, même si il n'en sait rien, il veut absolument vous aider, pourquoi ? mystère !
@annstebbens64036 жыл бұрын
Great and funny. But the translation was upsetting, who did it?
@xflossx3 жыл бұрын
epic
@rockyroadblues1003 жыл бұрын
Thks Rob subbed ye
@davidgray92423 жыл бұрын
genius
@ramblingrob46938 ай бұрын
Very funny
@carolinebyrne1082 жыл бұрын
my sisterand brother in law were on there unmoon in cork asjed for drictions to a local pub in order to get some lunch were advised to carry on down the road until a church came twords you turn left and its stright ahead of you stop there
@Lady-Lilith6 жыл бұрын
All these ridiculous features in cars have been added to cater to all the absent minded and idiot drivers. I have more than one sibling that has actually run out of gas because they just didn't realize it was almost empty. One even stopped at a gas station, thought she had pumped gas because she always uses the pump lock, then drove off and ran out of gas! How do you accidentally not pump gas? My car even has a shift indicator telling me when to shift up and down... why would I buy a manual if I did not already know when to do this? And the suggestions are awful. I can be going uphill at 20 mph and that damn thing will tell me to shift up to 4th gear. I taught my husband to drive manual and he was getting awful gas mileage, and I realized he just follows the suggested gear rather than listening to the engine. Obviously after more practice he is getting better. It's not his fault his parents only had automatics and I have been driving manual since I was a kid.
@David.L291
3 ай бұрын
Some people are beyond something else lol 😂😂😂
@David.L291
3 ай бұрын
Automatics is how it should all be
@cmdrfletcher6 ай бұрын
PETROL!
@christinewilliams15056 жыл бұрын
Unique. Luckily I lived during his era. Today's youth have no idea of witty humour.
@Tara-TJ-007 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@lizweedus98163 жыл бұрын
For FS, what40 miserable gits this gave a this a thumbs down? Mind boggles.
@andrewpoules9109 Жыл бұрын
Welcome to the truckers world
@brianupton2520 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha, he was just so very funny, no good comedians today, well one or two that aren’t Woke clowns.
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Just what we need in these dark days. Thank goodness for these videos! Bless him!
Dave's going on about gadgets in cars back then jeez imagine what he would think of cars in 2020
A comedic genius. I would love to hear him talk about today's phones.
Modern day comedians can't hold a candle to the master that is Dave Allen. God bless Dave Allen and thank you
Dave Allen, so fecking hilarious 😂
I remember first watching this series in 1993 I loved it I love it when he loses his temper and swears 😍❤️. Genius
@amandamiller304
4 жыл бұрын
mike owen i watched in the 70's as a kid and he is still as funny now as he was then
@dortesandal4303
3 жыл бұрын
Yes - he looses IT sooo well,,,I love IT top:))))))
@mikeowen7526
7 ай бұрын
@amandamiller304 Unfortunately I was too young to watch him in the 70s ❤
Such a gifted story teller.
“I spy with my little eye and it starts with an .. H.” “River!” “Yes!” 😂😂 It cracks me up every time.
I keep coming back for more, he was so good.
Just brilliant! Thank you Dave Allen!
Absolute master!!
gratitude for uploading these .. i had forgotten how brilliant he was - am hurting myself laughing
"I woul'nt start from here if I were you" OMG love this guy !
6:20 - I had a flashback to when my uncle was relating what he saw at a car show, I think it was Chrysler that had a voice system, and his example was, "your lights are on." This was way back around the time of this program, too!
"I would not start from here if I were you" ! oh love you Dave Allen !
I wonder what he would say about all the social media we have today LOL. He is so funny :)
@silkeslocombe466
6 жыл бұрын
Emily Webster C 🇦🇬🇮🇨🇧🇫. X c. 💑🏌
Absolute classic comedian :O)
Dave Allen is gifted
@bengello
5 жыл бұрын
You mean was...sadly
@benconway9010
3 жыл бұрын
@@bengello still is even in death he's still the funniest guy on the planet
@bengello
3 жыл бұрын
@@benconway9010 Yep
The master enough said
Talk about funny... He's just great....
Sorely missed! Great comedian.
What a genius
arh...dave cracks me up.....what a story teller......
One of the very best!
Incredibly good! Thank you.
When he did the out of petrol bit, he started to remind me a bit of a dalek
@David.L291
3 ай бұрын
Love this bit 😂😂😂
Brilliant Dave, thank you.
"Your own car will squeal on you." Hahaha.
@David.L291
3 ай бұрын
Squealminator 😂😂
R.I.P. DAVE ALLEN . BRILLANT HILARIOUS !!! FROM U.K. (2021).
dave the awesome dave!!!
This man is hilarious! 😂
I’ve seen this so often ❤️😂😂
I just love the autorotarian voice; Petrol! In 1986 i was on my very first trip, owning a drivers license, to do re- exam. It was a 2 hour drive and i left my house with a full tank. But on my way home the tank ran empty, and i didn’t have a voice in my car yelling; petrol! It would’ve shouted something different since i am dutch, but anyway, as i kept on driving looking for a gas station, i could’nt find one, and by the time i did found one, it was closed. Miles later i found another one. At that time the tank was so empty, i must have been driving on petrol that i had’nt even bought yet.
@bobsimonse4809
6 жыл бұрын
Robert Allard been there, done that in the middle of Oregon in 1990.
@David.L291
3 ай бұрын
That sounds hilarious 😂😂
Thanks for the up, always funny
fucking hell man if he was alive now he would have a field day with cars now with all gadgets in them now jeez lol
Thank you
Every word true! :-D
He'd have a field day with Google driverless cars.
love dave rip
My vehicle is two years older than this video. I'm SO glad it doesn't talk to me!
Really amazing and so funny
Great,i had nt heard this b4 lol x
I remember when we were driving in Ireland , looking for some place, with my husband speaking no English, and myself who does not understand directions because I don't drive ... it was quite a piece for cake !
@David.L291
3 ай бұрын
Sounds like a comedy sketch lol 😂😂
I know that sigh outside Wicklow
Marcus Aurelius. Privilege. Thank you.
I was waiting for the car at yell "EXTERMINATE!
@glen6945
5 жыл бұрын
ace
@David.L291
3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
Hahahahahaha that's so funny coz it's true
This was before the days or sat nav! What would he have said about that?
You ask for directions and you’ve got this head, beside you! 😂
👍👍
ooooohhhhhyes
c"est vrai pour les directions, quand vous demandez à quelqu'un votre chemin, même si il n'en sait rien, il veut absolument vous aider, pourquoi ? mystère !
Great and funny. But the translation was upsetting, who did it?
epic
Thks Rob subbed ye
genius
Very funny
my sisterand brother in law were on there unmoon in cork asjed for drictions to a local pub in order to get some lunch were advised to carry on down the road until a church came twords you turn left and its stright ahead of you stop there
All these ridiculous features in cars have been added to cater to all the absent minded and idiot drivers. I have more than one sibling that has actually run out of gas because they just didn't realize it was almost empty. One even stopped at a gas station, thought she had pumped gas because she always uses the pump lock, then drove off and ran out of gas! How do you accidentally not pump gas? My car even has a shift indicator telling me when to shift up and down... why would I buy a manual if I did not already know when to do this? And the suggestions are awful. I can be going uphill at 20 mph and that damn thing will tell me to shift up to 4th gear. I taught my husband to drive manual and he was getting awful gas mileage, and I realized he just follows the suggested gear rather than listening to the engine. Obviously after more practice he is getting better. It's not his fault his parents only had automatics and I have been driving manual since I was a kid.
@David.L291
3 ай бұрын
Some people are beyond something else lol 😂😂😂
@David.L291
3 ай бұрын
Automatics is how it should all be
PETROL!
Unique. Luckily I lived during his era. Today's youth have no idea of witty humour.
🤣🤣🤣
For FS, what40 miserable gits this gave a this a thumbs down? Mind boggles.
Welcome to the truckers world
Hahaha, he was just so very funny, no good comedians today, well one or two that aren’t Woke clowns.
🤣😅😅🤣🤣❤🤍💙
I can't think how cope with great range EV cars?
😅😅😅
Admit
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Wanna challenge? I fell asleep