Imagine Vader coming to his house occasionally and the kids being excited and yelling "Uncle Vader!!"

@patch-fm

5 жыл бұрын

vader: hi kids.

@Champsr0ck2247

5 жыл бұрын

Vader: *ignites Lightsaber*

@tharegular

5 жыл бұрын

@@Champsr0ck2247 time to slaughter the younglings once again

@niclaswa5408

5 жыл бұрын

*turns of lightsaber Vader: sorry old habbit

@founderoftheempire8589

5 жыл бұрын

@@niclaswa5408 Sidous: Vader no not again!

Kid 1"my dad is a merchant" Kid 2 "thats cool, my father faught along side darth vader"

@fireblast8972

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, his kids/grandkids won every round of that game

@horushyperion76

4 жыл бұрын

@@fireblast8972 till a kid reply well my dad is Luke Skywalker and proceed to use the force

@CloroxBleach-fd4gu

4 жыл бұрын

Damn son

@scottmurphy4946

4 жыл бұрын

My dad helped Space Stalin/Mao/Hitler.

@scottmurphy4946

4 жыл бұрын

@Joshua Beauchamp she wanted the D So I gave her diabetes

Dude was like anakin in his youth. A general who fought in the front lines, ambitious, noble, and loyal. He even got burned just like anakin lol. This dude hit vader's soft spot.

@strawhatshinigami9190

4 жыл бұрын

Right where he lived

@iliadnetfear2586

4 жыл бұрын

@@strawhatshinigami9190 fuck you, I wanted to write that.

@01hore

3 жыл бұрын

there iss noo soft spot

@YuThinkUrCool

3 жыл бұрын

He's everything Anakin could have been if he wasn't the chosen one. Also, even more poetic is how the man got burned because of his closeness to Vader - everything Vader has touched has been hurt in some way.

@yapyapthedestroyer2562

3 жыл бұрын

@@YuThinkUrCool but unlike others, he gets to live

And he actually had a happy ending. What a surprisingly wholesome story.

@mega_lapras6047

4 жыл бұрын

1Dudelove hed probably be like “Oh this is sad.However he made peace with his son and fulfilled his destiny.Alas I have nothing but pride for Lord Vader”

@AxisChurchDevotee

3 жыл бұрын

Until he was wiped from canon. Ouch.

@caramelized_onions_

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxisChurchDevotee eh at this point we can pick and choose what's canon. We can only hope episode 7 is good.

@tragedyplustime8271

3 жыл бұрын

@@caramelized_onions_ It isn't. Nor is any of the Disney canon. Lucas's canon and EU all the way.

@caramelized_onions_

3 жыл бұрын

@@tragedyplustime8271 What? They made episode 7?

“I can’t bear to see you die one day so I’m going to clone you” Man, the Sith really dont know how to handle death.

@kingsdietwice6244

4 жыл бұрын

The greatest fear, death

@guvernoren7495

4 жыл бұрын

@@bostontowny4life744 This is the greatest comment of all time.

@alexbeltran1658

4 жыл бұрын

Boston Towny4life yo 😂😭😭

@iliadnetfear2586

4 жыл бұрын

"I can't bear to see you die one day....so I'll clone a million of you and watch them all die in many different ways."

@comzerogaming8794

4 жыл бұрын

@@iliadnetfear2586 *one way

There was a quote that always stuck with me about Lekauf: Emperor: what makes you so loyal to Lord Vader? Lekauf: with respect sir, Lord Vader does not ask of me anything he would not be willing to do himself.

@malcadorthehero5097

5 жыл бұрын

Andy Berry Unlike the emperor

@claudyfocan731

5 жыл бұрын

I read something like this somewhere. A clone trooper said this too. Why they trusted General skywalker so much. Bcs he would always be in the thick of the action with his men. He would never ask his troops to do something he wouldn’t do himself.

@nickyd9204

5 жыл бұрын

Claudy Focan you’re probably thinking of Fives in the Umbara arc, where the 501st is arguing over Krells flawed plans. Rex says some of Anakind plans were reckless but worked, and Fives responds saying something like “yeah but general Skywalker is usually leading his men up in the front, not bringing it up in the rear”.

@joengi6698

5 жыл бұрын

The lowkey shade thrown at the emperor is real😂

@dzrdzr61

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah. That’s a good one. My favourite is In His Image. It’s a great short story.

in the imperial infirmary: vader: y-you know my suit is fireproof tho right?

@LindenHS-Hillcraft

4 жыл бұрын

Lekauf: I do now!

@RougeHunter141

4 жыл бұрын

Lukaf : Crap

@vacantsix1586

4 жыл бұрын

Lekauf: NANI?

@lordwarlockthangwrath8662

4 жыл бұрын

Lekauf : well, you returned the favor, so it's fine.

@dr_no_ok2125

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but im guessing that hes trust proving his loyalty

Random Bastards: burn Lokof Vader: *Your free trial of life has ended*

@Tommy1977777

4 жыл бұрын

The best comment.

@aero-cc6mt

3 жыл бұрын

random bastards:" RUN RUN RU-" gets cut into pieces

@tyrokertaylor1723

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@thegoldengamer9315

3 жыл бұрын

@@aero-cc6mt LMAO🤣😂🤣

@dimkeehotayandegg1169

2 жыл бұрын

@@aero-cc6mt darth vader: WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?

If they make a Darth Vader solo movie at any point, they should use this as the premise. It allows Vader to be the terrifying badass that we know him as, but gives us JUST enough humanity for us to relate to him as an audience.

@OhNoTheFace

5 жыл бұрын

They don't do relatable characters in star wars films nowadays though

@alynthequestseeker3017

5 жыл бұрын

@@thatmotivatedchristianorop6749 I relate to captain America... He's a soldier trying to do his duty to his country, it's just now he considers all of humanity as his country

@alynthequestseeker3017

5 жыл бұрын

@@thatmotivatedchristianorop6749 but you can certainly understand it, even if you dont feel it yourself. That's what relating to a character is.

@samuelf8879

5 жыл бұрын

No or they’ll probably make it into a love story between them nowadays

@lucastornado9496

5 жыл бұрын

This comment needs more likes... DISNEY DO IT OR VADER SHALL COME FOR YOU.

"What have you done with those plans?! Gary here doesn't see his daughter because of people like you!" -Darth Vader

@phillipwalling7470

5 жыл бұрын

That hits me from where I live.

@chriscompton2989

5 жыл бұрын

oof

@caliside7449

4 жыл бұрын

Is that robot chicken?

@frankiehernandez6232

4 жыл бұрын

@@caliside7449 yes when a stormtrooper took his daughter to work.

@leithesocialistyuricon8981

4 жыл бұрын

Frankie Hernandez Gary!!

On tatooine Lekauf: I dont like sand very much.... Vader: :D

@Spoomis

5 жыл бұрын

Lekauf: It's coarse and rough and gets just about every-my Lord?

@josephstalin6850

4 жыл бұрын

Come let’s make sweet love on those rocks

@mr.watkins8199

4 жыл бұрын

The only sand joke that made me lmao

@donkeykong4983

4 жыл бұрын

Joseph Stalin lmao I wanna see that no homo

@roberti1343

4 жыл бұрын

Im not a Star Wars specialist but what's the deal with Vader and sand?

Vader had a friend... and he survived until retirement... that's impressive

@generallogic4153

2 жыл бұрын

Most impressive.

@Douma66

Ай бұрын

Extremely impressive

Vader having a TRUE friend in the Empire should DEFINITELY be a Stand Alone Film

@wooshbaiter6841

5 жыл бұрын

You mean a SAND alone film

@fil2662

5 жыл бұрын

It the senator Jar Jar

@chasepeeler9188

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe a mini series would be better? Do like a bedtime stories for the friend's grandson?

@Thomas-dw2rd

5 жыл бұрын

@@chasepeeler9188 Princess Bride: A Star Wars Story

@AlienMicrobe776

5 жыл бұрын

Skylar Nelson You Right

2:08 "Do you fully understand the magnitude of how pleased I am with you?" Daaaaaaamn....

@Silveirias

5 жыл бұрын

Archaedin That’s not Lekauf, that’s Piett - and it’s from a fan comic by an artist called Laivaaja. You can find her works on AO3.

@VixxKong2

5 жыл бұрын

@@Silveirias Lol thanks Things were starting to make me nervous

@nightponyinrface6009

4 жыл бұрын

RESPECT

@Commander_Shepard.

4 жыл бұрын

@@Silveirias Thank the maker! That dialogue was waaaay too out of character to be in an actual official comic.

@mencheperra3916

4 жыл бұрын

HA! GAAYY!

“Do you fully understand the magnitude of how pleased I am with you?” Damn, I don’t know what’s scarier. The cyborg himself or the fact he gave a complement like that.

@imperialbengal4068

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr, I would be kind of uncomfortable lol

@grinreaperoftrolls7528

4 жыл бұрын

Dude, new meme format

@donkeykong4983

4 жыл бұрын

greenman but turned on😏

@jamalharrison82

4 жыл бұрын

I thought it was the guy from A New Hope..."She'll die before she tell you anything" Vader: "leave that to me"

@ruri08

4 жыл бұрын

Its actually from a fanmade comic.

He protecc He attacc But mostly He had Vader’s bacc

@megancook8095

3 жыл бұрын

That never gets old

Erv: *jumps in front of Vader to take on the flames* Vader: Holy shit, Lekauf, we're now Burn Bros! Erv: Lol, hell yeah. *passes out*

@WackyTheWise

6 жыл бұрын

Darth lol xD

@flukay72

6 жыл бұрын

Did we just become best friends?

@Amikas117

6 жыл бұрын

This is prime Robot Chicken material right here.

@deeraptor5123

6 жыл бұрын

YOU WIN!

@allenmurallo6795

6 жыл бұрын

Darth Burn Bros for life!

0:26 "for even the simplest of mistakes" *spills Vader coffee* "You have failed me for the last time"

@franklydondor3448

6 жыл бұрын

Being an intern for Vader would suck just imagine giving him coffee and he couldn't drink it through the mask so he just force chokes you for not giving a device to drink it with

@fredsaid1198

6 жыл бұрын

Bat Cena. The next intern brings Vader's Coffee to his meditation chamber. A few minutes later he gets called back in. Vader snaps at him and says 'This isn't Mocha! but the mix up in coffee isn't why I'm mad!' Officer 'Then why are you mad sir!?' Vader rotates the chair and brings up the Big screen behind him showing footage of the Officer in question by the coffee pot. 'You see that shit, you stirred in the sugar and creamer counter clockwise, not clockwise which is a standard with in the Empire, but do you know why all Empire personal have to stir clockwise!?' The Officer gulped 'Uhm...no sir... why!?' Vader slowly turned back towards the Officer and said 'Only a Jedi would stir their coffee counter clockwise!!!' Vader then sprang from his chair and began physically beating the officer. 2 hours later Vader dragged the bloodied corpse of the Officer to the bridge. Officer 2 'Vader what is the meaning of this!?' Vader then used the force to remove the blaster from the second Officer's holster and fired one shot through the head of the badly beaten Officer who lay in a puddle of his own blood on the floor. 'this man was a Jedi Conspirator! he....' Vader glanced back at the the coffee pot and seen six other Officers stirring their coffee counter clockwise 'Dear god they walk amongst us' Vader said and ignited his lightsaber.

@tommyfortress7515

6 жыл бұрын

Fred said omg lol. that ending

@fredsaid1198

6 жыл бұрын

I died laughing writing it.

@red-hot

6 жыл бұрын

ahaha I read that mentally in vaders' voice and it cracked me up imagining him looking at the spill, looking round at the officer, then looking down on the spill and back to the officer.

Damn even Darth Vader has more friends than me

@freedomgirl1542

5 жыл бұрын

Me too

@shuriken2505

5 жыл бұрын

Yup

@chriscompton2989

5 жыл бұрын

bro, i have 5 amigos lamo

@Senna-78

5 жыл бұрын

Don't be so proud of this. The ability to know every single element of Star Wars saga is insignificant next to the power of friendship.

@kofteburger

5 жыл бұрын

2meirl4meirl

Man, imagine Lukof's face if or when he discovered Darth Vader's suit is flame proof.

@undercovervisiter5881

5 жыл бұрын

Lukof: SON OF A BITCH

@anakinvader9120

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao I can imagine the look of betrayal

@NinjasUseGlocks

4 жыл бұрын

"WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME?!"

@GJBattles

4 жыл бұрын

@@NinjasUseGlocks "Why didn't you ask?"

@zanir2387

4 жыл бұрын

I doubt vader would told him, to not make him feel as an idiot...

I bet that guy reminded Vader of captain rex

@TyrantWarlord

5 жыл бұрын

Tac caT Man captain Rex was a good guy, he will be missed

@novapoop2

5 жыл бұрын

@Terror Princess Padme*

@genericname8768

5 жыл бұрын

@@novapoop2 no lord padme

@heehoo8868

5 жыл бұрын

@@genericname8768 no emperor Padme

@whyhello2635

5 жыл бұрын

@@heehoo8868 No Supreme Leader Padme*

You know you're a badass when Darth fucking Vader respects and actually fucking LIKES you.

@alexsoares471

6 жыл бұрын

JitterBugIs ForOldPeople i mean, Darth Vader respects a man who can do things the honorable way, showing balls and willing to fight to the end like that. Vader was still emotionally there in the present, he hated his past.

It's nice to see that Vader had a friend. A real friend

@hampushaglund7831

5 жыл бұрын

Turner B Come on....

@bertgoat8183

4 жыл бұрын

Except it’s not considered canon by Disney (to me it’s canon but yknow) so Vader still has no friends

@FranzFerdinandVIII

3 жыл бұрын

Until Luke stumbled into his life... Then, everything changed.

@LemonRush7777

3 жыл бұрын

@@bertgoat8183 Disney is not canon to Star Wars.

@bertgoat8183

3 жыл бұрын

@@LemonRush7777 Neither is Disney canon to me. Only the EU is.

This right here should be a movie. Humanizes Vader and shows the more moral side of the Empire. God, I love this story.

@nikkimousiex1931

4 жыл бұрын

The empire has no moral side, except in its manipulative virtue signaling. Its vader who still has a shred of authentic yang left.

@Sxnemi-

4 жыл бұрын

After the kenobi spinoff I hope the make a Vader one

@EveryoneElseIsWeirdImNormal

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sxnemi- I want mace windo have to be a movie just him siting in a chair like reading a book not out load or anything

@Aerovitro

4 жыл бұрын

If you want a moral side of the empire, just watch robot chicken

@wyvernharries4788

4 жыл бұрын

Love to see that, bro team.

Lakoff enthusiastically telling a story about Vader to his grand kids: “6 foot 8. More machine than man, but a heart of gold. His body was scarred, but not his spirit. He could kill 7 younglings with one stroke.”

Lekauf: “To the end of the universe.” Darth Vader: “Bro...”

@vanguardtrainer924

11 ай бұрын

Bro…. 🤝

This has already been stated multiple times, but goddamn did Lekauf have so many death flags, I'm genuinely shocked he survived to the end.

@jasonabernethy99

4 жыл бұрын

He hangs around with Darth Vader daily... this man hangs around with Anakin Skywalker daily... You pick up 'jump into 99.99% certain death chances' by osmosis,

@megancook8095

3 жыл бұрын

SHOCKED😳

@grimreaper6896

2 жыл бұрын

People like him don't die so easily bc he will keep fighting till his last breath those are the type of people that need to be in the imperial army but most of the imperial faction are a bunch of cowards and weakling except one that would lekauf I mean seriously he should be in the highest but he would earn his way up instead of getting the highest so fast he would work honest for his promotion and when he knows he's he accepts punishment but he would only get demotion not being force chokes by Vader and I can tell if the imperial had soldiers like him they would of won already but sadly a bunch imperial officers are cowards

When a french person is sick *Lekauf*

@jhehandacayog4989

4 жыл бұрын

Why would you do something so controvertial, yet so brave?

@jadmillete4247

4 жыл бұрын

Saw this while munching on some chip.. now I'm choking *OUCH*

@karticus1139

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@Risen_Star

3 жыл бұрын

You sir deserve a medal of honor 😂

@enji6989

3 жыл бұрын

unfunny.

This guy is prime MVP material. Fighting against impossible odds and taking flames for you

@imperialistgondola3488

6 жыл бұрын

what everyone should look for in a friend

@saatvikkalra6061

Жыл бұрын

Absolute chad

People are saying why didn't Vader kill him? He didn't Because Vader sensed La-Koff was genuinely good natured, and had no means of betrayal.

@cr0wboi

6 жыл бұрын

its not that he wasnt a good guy, its that it showed weakness in Vader, if Palpatine saw him and the officer, he would force Vader to kill him, and his family, to try to keep his hatret and disdain strong

@RequiemPoete

6 жыл бұрын

cr0wboi: It's likely. Except the burns ended Lekoff's career. Upon retiring Vader wouldn't have further contact with him anyways. Palpatine might have not considered it worth having the additional resentment towards himself worth removing a non threat already off the board. Plus Lekoff would be better served given a nice retirement package as a carrot to show how loyalty is rewarded amongst the officer Corp.

@korsekil

6 жыл бұрын

Vader seems to see himself in Lekauf. A loyal soldier with brash, self-sacrificial instincts, with great love for his family? Remember that it was Anakin's love for his family that CREATED Vader (his mother, Padme).

Lekauf: burned Vader: so anyway, I started slicing

@aero-cc6mt

3 жыл бұрын

music in the background: RIP AND TEAR!

@thegoldengamer9315

3 жыл бұрын

@@aero-cc6mt *DOOM FLASHBACKS*

@mcschwarztee4040

3 жыл бұрын

Another possibility: Vader: And so i took that personally

Lakoff: "Would you like to come over for Thanksgiving?" Darth Vader: "No. I am preoccupied with my Master." Lakoff looked disappointed. Darth Vader: "But I can come over after for Pie. May the Force be with you."

@megancook8095

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@playerxd4519

2 жыл бұрын

Aww wholesome

@Amadeus8484

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you guys :)

@playerxd4519

2 жыл бұрын

@@Amadeus8484 you welcome #Itakescreenshotofthis

@tylerarnold7305

2 жыл бұрын

I got you for the 1k likes

I like that there was at least SOMEONE in the hole empire that held great respect for Darth Vader.

@mysticdragonwolf89

6 жыл бұрын

Ewoks_On_Drugs There were many who held Vader in hero status equal to Anakin. These were imperial worlds often harassed by rebels

@QuelTipoSulTubo

6 жыл бұрын

Ewoks_On_Drugs. Hole ?

@ballingonja

6 жыл бұрын

Ewoks_On_Drugs it seemed like after Vader died, a lot of people respected him.

@aylix2137

6 жыл бұрын

The stormtroopers loves him, it was the officers that he frequently killed

@Deathstrider

6 жыл бұрын

what?

I wonder if he ever used Vader's lightsaber to cut open a tauntaun for him.

@ferbthe2gadgetguy

6 жыл бұрын

Joseph Simpson Disney do us a favor and canonize this.

@SonGara

6 жыл бұрын

And if so, did he also thought they only smelled bad on the outside?

@ethand6615

6 жыл бұрын

Joseph Simpson he probably would

@cityguard4847

5 жыл бұрын

Joseph Simpson cutting open a cold one with the boss.

@enriquecoronajr

5 жыл бұрын

City Guard honestly tho

Vader: you my Nerf herder LaKoff: you my Nerf herder *Fistbump*

@brighamrichins3

5 жыл бұрын

ONLY WE CAN SAY THAT. ONLY WE!

@majik5194

5 жыл бұрын

Hey that's OUR word

@Jx-kj9fs

4 жыл бұрын

SHADYCOCK nerd herder is our word but you can say nerf herda

@harrisonsanders9928

4 жыл бұрын

That’s racist, you can’t use the hard “r”! It’s nerf herda!

@kevinmalone8883

2 жыл бұрын

god I loved those parodies

“Do you fully understand the magnitude of how pleased I am with you?” When I get a kid and they do something I’m proud of, I’ll ask them this.

he was raising so many deathflags im glad he lived at the end

@Botar48

6 жыл бұрын

I was seriosly suprised when he survived. Liked his family, was close to Vader even met with emperor. And then survived the attack and retired. What a twist.

@gogolometro235

6 жыл бұрын

yeah...

@weeping_me362

6 жыл бұрын

DDDZzs 223355 Not even shamialan could make this up.

@kelljell1632

6 жыл бұрын

He died when they blew up corsont

@bernebelmont1857

6 жыл бұрын

no that was Leis home planet which was not corosont

One thing I like about Vader (and other characters) is how complex he is. Vader isn't just some mindless, evil bad guy. He's much much more than that. Same with Maul and Thrawn. Even Palpatine has some complexity to his character.

@speedy4574

6 жыл бұрын

Palpatine was a straight psycho who torture bunnies for funsies. Vader at least had legitimate reasons behind his cruelty. Mostly.

@KanekiKen-fc3qo

6 жыл бұрын

Sir Pugsly That's not true. I will admit that Palpatine was born to be a sith emperor but he's a very interesting character you look up his story.

@speedy4574

6 жыл бұрын

I'm not saying he isn't interesting. I'm just saying he's an asshole haha.

@xxvaltielxx1789

6 жыл бұрын

Sir Pugsly That's the point Sargeant, he had fun doing evil things and just wanted to engulf the Galaxy in Darkness and he wanted to make sure that his Empire would outlive him to take that Darkness to the whole Universe.

@PKM9107

6 жыл бұрын

Grievous had much more complexity before 08 clone wars.

I can consider this as canon. If Darth Vader had a friend in Lekauf, that's a good thing. Even a Dark Lord of the Sith needs a friend.

@imperialbengal4068

4 жыл бұрын

He had palps

@imperialbengal4068

4 жыл бұрын

Lance Curry Palps who was the most powerful sith ever (in my opinion), gave Anakin the chance to be his apprentice, a great honor! You know how many people would kill for that job? Plus, Anakin is the one that choked his pregnant wife and slaughtered children. So, he’s not exactly a great guy either. So even if padme lived she wouldn’t wanna be with him anyway

@lordwarlockthangwrath8662

4 жыл бұрын

Palps had a bro to. Meet Sate Pestage!

@lapplandkun9273

3 жыл бұрын

this could fit into canon if disney decides to reintroduce more content from legends they cherry pick.

@lmao_lol_xd

2 жыл бұрын

@@imperialbengal4068 But vader hated palpatine.

Being a friend of Vader, thats a huge accomplishment in itself if you've earned that type of respect.

@lordwarlockthangwrath8662

4 жыл бұрын

And considering how likely it is to die from forcy chocky execution, no Wonder he survived.

@lmao_lol_xd

2 жыл бұрын

"Achievement unlocked!"

"Do you fully understand the magnitude of how pleased I am with you?" For whatever weird reason this line put a smile on my face.

@luisalejandrolopezbuendia9686

5 жыл бұрын

Thor: DIE THANOS!! *Throws a brick to the head*

@Silveirias

5 жыл бұрын

spinningninja2 That’s not Lekauf he says it to, that’s Piett - and it’s from a fan comic by an artist called Laivaaja. You can find her works on AO3.

@Tommy1977777

4 жыл бұрын

It's the redemption that brings that smile to you. The thought of it, anyhow.

"Amigos Till The End"- Vader.

@neatchip123

6 жыл бұрын

Nana V.S. Tata "Mi saber es tu saber" - Darth Vader

"Do you fully understand the magnitude of how pleased I am with you?" I have to admit, that one got me off guard...

@playerxd4519

2 жыл бұрын

Same

I’m genuinely happy this character existed for Vader. Kind of gives him even more layers of emotions and makes me appreciate him that much more

This was the Anakin in him. Vader respected officers like this one so I am not surprised he let him live

@TooFewSecrets

6 жыл бұрын

Vader respected soldiers, but not officers. You don't see him choking out Stormtroopers for failing him - and this guy was a lot closer to a soldier than most Imperial officers.

Fucking hell i was not expecting that amount of feels

@angryvaginasfromspace7718

6 жыл бұрын

Same here. One hell of a lore video, i almost cried..

This is the goodness that Luke saw in Vader. That small mote of light drowning in the dark. Even after everything he did, the slaughter, the cruelty, he was still capable of saving a good man.

Lakoff: Vader: Tarkin: Something you two want to share with the rest of us? Vader: do it do it! say it! Lakoff: no you say it! Vader: aw come on bro you say it! Lakof: fine... Tarkin, yo mama soooo fat, the emperor congragulated her on creating a second death star so quickly! Vader:

@playerxd4519

2 жыл бұрын

You got me off guard

@historytank5673

Жыл бұрын

Tarkin : goes to order Lakoff to be arrested. Vader: *force grabs tarkin* I can’t kill you, but that don’t mean you can have a serious accident.

Im so glad that writers didn't just "Bad people can't have friends! Just kill off his friend,that will make vader even more tragic even tho we already have enough of that"

@lp5170

6 жыл бұрын

archiveofourown.org/works/11290794/chapters/25259286 here's the original work

@paragonoldchannel7906

6 жыл бұрын

sorta what they did when they made all of it legends

@guicaldo7164

6 жыл бұрын

HELL SPOONtheJojoMain I actually thought that was what was going to happen.

@mikeb497

6 жыл бұрын

I thought he was going to be killed by the Emperor or something

@jonashemmingsson7301

6 жыл бұрын

HELL SPOONtheJojoMain Well in the EU noone is ever depicted as truly good or evil

So the tin man had a heart all along.

@speedy4574

6 жыл бұрын

Only for true homies.

@darthvader4594

6 жыл бұрын

Ollanius Pius who you calling tin man?*ignites lightsaber*

@vindicare9636

6 жыл бұрын

He is Ollanius Motherfucking Pius,he can say whatever he wants

@jasonarmstrong5750

6 жыл бұрын

best comment in this section

@izaquanjmooki2174

6 жыл бұрын

darth vader Look at this dude Imposter

(through text message) *Vader* : You up? Lukof : Yea, what's up? *Vader* : Oh nothing. Can't slap. *Vader* : *sleep Lukof : Me neither. *Vader* : How are your burns? Lukof : Fine. Only hurts when I breath, LOL! *Vader* : Haha! Lukof : These painkillers help a lot, plus the wife has been taking good care of me. *Vader* : That's good. Tell her I said Hi. Lukof : Will do. *Vader* : Ok, I'll let you rest. Got a big week ahead of us. See you monday. Lukof : You too.

@Furzkampfbomber

5 жыл бұрын

The autocorrect part was killing me.

@anthonysmejia5362

5 жыл бұрын

Robot chicken lol

@ColJ2

5 жыл бұрын

#Wholesome

@Guard20

5 жыл бұрын

Bro this is wholesome

@Luceium01

5 жыл бұрын

It’s like theyre roasting one another wait lmao

(Fight in the Shuttle) Lakov:Vader we are surrounded Vader:Don't worry I will choke them all Lakov: No need I got this flamethrower Vader: WHAT WHY WE EVEN HAVE ONE ONBOARD *Burns clones*

@ritzymule2876

5 жыл бұрын

Punkin ! I was wondering that as well, was it in a glass case on board the shuttle with the “In case of emergency break glass” printed on it?

@veryamerican449

5 жыл бұрын

@@ritzymule2876 most likely

@bladetheelectrowolf1554

5 жыл бұрын

I honestly thought it was the emperors sick joke of “let’s reminds Vader in every ship he got burned by having a emergency flamethrower when the ships infiltrated”

@Imnotsmg4bob

4 жыл бұрын

Well,the Empire does have something firefighters only they set fires instead of putting them out,just ask all the burned down villagers

@fizzy4877

4 жыл бұрын

@punkin ! lmao

Damn, I wonder how triggered Vader would have been if Lukof died from the burns

@jackurquhart7994

6 жыл бұрын

he'd be like "you were the chosen one!"

@sirboomsalot4902

6 жыл бұрын

"You were my brother Lokof!" "Give up clones, I have the high ground!"

@Andre232323232332323

6 жыл бұрын

Raging Gamer he clearly didn't have knowledge in the highgrounds

@jovan1064

6 жыл бұрын

He’d probably do another “NOOOOOOOOOO!” 😆

@beefboy2002

6 жыл бұрын

Raging Gamer he’d be like “oh not this shit again”

This is why I love the expanded universe in Star Wars, it sure beats the new trilogy

@zeonmx

5 жыл бұрын

Too bad too many shitty ideas and bad plots from so many different writers outweighs any good parts in the expanded universe.

@SsgtTucker

5 жыл бұрын

@@zeonmx That's what I've been saying for years. Don't get me wrong, some are/were good but unfortunately have no connection to the main stroy that's consistent

@IronMan-tk8uc

4 жыл бұрын

By a hundred miles!

@lilianemachadostigliano1727

4 жыл бұрын

I do like the sequel trilogy

"My dad is a really succesful trader in this Galaxy" "My dad is friends with Darth Vader" "Dude no waaaay"

@oliverasensio9429

4 жыл бұрын

Luke: well my dad IS DARTH VADER!!!!!

@mega_lapras6047

4 жыл бұрын

Oliver Asensio well at least my dad didn’t get his hand cut off by Vader

@oliverasensio9429

4 жыл бұрын

Luke Tan well At least I cut his hand of later!!

@FranzFerdinandVIII

3 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile...

Now I wanna hear James Earl Jones quote: "I have been and shall always be your friend."

@calanon534

4 жыл бұрын

That would be TOO spooky..

"That really hits me where I live, (Grabs & Chokes rebel) it's people like you is why Gary here never gets to see his wife & kid." Gary is the closest storm trooper to get respect by Vader in the eu And what is up with my comment thread. 'Stormtrooper

@laz981

6 жыл бұрын

RANDY TYSON. My lord

@jimster6438

6 жыл бұрын

laz981 Stormtrooper

@patrickseo6190

6 жыл бұрын

James Lopez My lord!

@ericbergen4449

6 жыл бұрын

Patrick Seo Ugh.....stormtrooper

@laz981

6 жыл бұрын

Eric Bergen my lord

I'm honestly surprised his story didn't end with Vader being forced by Palpatine to kill him, and his family. If he knew how much Vader respected this officer, it's very surprising to me that he would allow him to have even one source of compassion and kindness in his life, which could threaten the absolute (unlimited) power that the Emperor had over Lord Vader.

@videonaterAD

6 жыл бұрын

Perhaps before legends was scrapped, this was one of the things that kept Anakin alive within Vader.

@bokvarv1926

6 жыл бұрын

If Palpatine would feel that the relationship between Vader and the lieutenant would make Vader a better weapon to wield, then he would not only tolerate it, he would endorse it, that is how the old fart operates

@Longshanks1690

6 жыл бұрын

Bo Kvarv Except Palpatine would also figure out that weapon would eventually be pointed at his back. The Sith are powered by rage and hatred, and Vader hated himself above all - forcing him to kill not only an innocent man, but an honourable one and his family, would give him that powerful weapon without the risk of Vader betraying him. THAT was how the old bastard really operated, which is why it's all the more surprising to me that he survived and lived happily ever after.

@tomatoheadfd

6 жыл бұрын

I like that there is a ''and they lived happyli ever after'' story with vader in it. This from now on my favourite Vader moment. I love this story so much. Andi am happy it didn't end up him deying. Although I am curious where palpetine was during the whole shuttle fight. If he would have seen Vaders reaction when Lecoth got burned. He surely would have taken action and still, forced vader to kill him. Because remember, he has forced Vader to do this kind of horrible stuf very often. I think if palpetine was there. He would have forced vader to kill the man. VADER Would have done it because is trust nad friendship with Lecoth would eventually be overwon by his fear for the Emperor.

@PKM9107

6 жыл бұрын

Well the man was competent and an asset so Palps would only hurt himself by killing off such an accomplished and loyal man.

Unlike the manner in which Palpatine treated him, Vader didn't send people to try to kill Lekauf to prove he was the best sidekick Vader could have. He valued him as a friend, not just an asset. He was never completely evil.

@Whoami691

3 ай бұрын

'there IS still good in him' - Luke.

Quite possibly the only guy to retire out of service to Vader and the GE. Bet the pension clerks were surprised as hell.

@kyliwhynato

11 ай бұрын

Every single person that served Darth Vader: WTF! HE WAS ABLE TO RETIRE WITHOUT BEING KILLED!?😨

This story is Beautiful

@lp5170

6 жыл бұрын

If you liked this, you might want to check out the real thing here archiveofourown.org/works/11290794/chapters/25259286

@ugiustuskeiserus8066

6 жыл бұрын

Admiral Reeves Shame it's not canon

@ayylmao575

6 жыл бұрын

Ügiustus Keiserus Disney Wars is not canon.

@greendout9096

6 жыл бұрын

Film plz!

So did Randy Newman's song "You got a Friend in Me" play when Vader met with his friend, or was it still the "Imperial March"?

@prestonjones1653

6 жыл бұрын

SanelyRed They played over each other.

@freedomgirl1542

6 жыл бұрын

lol

@Ieatpaste23

6 жыл бұрын

Shame on you for bringing up that song.

@mananexus

6 жыл бұрын

It was a mash up of both lol

@DSFII

6 жыл бұрын

SanelyRed SOMEONE MAKE A MASHUP

friendship goals

I'm just picturing a landing craft coming outside his house one afternoon and he goes out to greet the troopers to rather be met by Vader. Catching up and introducing him to his family, maybe give the grandkid a piggy back ride (bcuz why not) and leaving happy knowing he had the chance to say goodbye to his only friend left

@lordwarlockthangwrath8662

4 жыл бұрын

Vader giving piggyback rides!? FORCY SHIT!!!

@lmao_lol_xd

2 жыл бұрын

For once, Vader is using the force to lift someone off the ground and he's *not* trying to kill them!

Who else thought that the video was going to be about Gary the Stormtrooper?

@-Letgos-

6 жыл бұрын

That really hits me where I live XD

@joj1560

6 жыл бұрын

Seriosly what the hell is a aluminum falcon?

@mattj4112

6 жыл бұрын

"what have you done with those plans? Gary here doesn't get to see his daughter because of people like you!"

@gamerreactor454

6 жыл бұрын

Matt J OMG! The memories... I'm gonna go watch it now

@darthkillerhog

6 жыл бұрын

General x Productions I can't stop laughing " Storm trooper- My Lord Emperor- GO FUCK YOURSELF" 😂

Lies there were other friends too 1:micheal jackson 2:gary the stormtrooper 3:gonk droid the wise.

@deathtrooper7730

6 жыл бұрын

darth vader Lord Vader, but what about me?

@timvanrijn8239

6 жыл бұрын

o gary i do miss him. no could ever drink that much milk

@imq8501

6 жыл бұрын

Gonk droid the wise was more family then friend

@frostfrog6393

6 жыл бұрын

darth vader and who could forget jar jars force ghost.

@commanderthorn2271

6 жыл бұрын

I never met u Vader :(

Vader: Bro Lakoff: What’s uhhh bro Vader: I just wanna tell the whole world we’re bros bro. Lakoff: Then do it bro. Vader: *whispers* Bro Lakoff: Why’d you whisper bro, bro? Vader: Because you are my whole world bro. Lakoff: B-R-O

@ikasando

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for the laugh I desperately needed but didn't deserve. Just imaging that made me laugh out loud.

@CloroxBleach-fd4gu

4 жыл бұрын

So sweet

@SonofSethoitae

4 жыл бұрын

Lekauf*

@mehwish7558

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@ArturoBLuna

4 жыл бұрын

Tales from the borderlands??

Nice to see that Lord Vader kept some humanity.... even though it’s only Legends... I hate how they are adding in new things and trying to make Vader seem so weak..How losing part of his legs and arms diminished his ability to use the Force... so stupid... He was still more man then machine to me...

@lordwarlockthangwrath8662

4 жыл бұрын

He lost a couple of abilities because his members weren't organics, not to mention his suit was built like ass! But he got a lot others to so, it's a good trade to me.

@katybrennan8222

3 жыл бұрын

He's a sexy ventilator!!!

@orbitalbutt6757

2 жыл бұрын

This is some of the good that Luke saw was still inside Vader. He still had the capacity for mercy, and kindness, and something like friendship

Better love story than Twilight.

@ziobarion2262

6 жыл бұрын

Star wars Fan XD

@exudeku

6 жыл бұрын

#nohomo

@ormiga1241

6 жыл бұрын

True that

@jordanbauman-putnam9524

6 жыл бұрын

I would so read a fanfic about this

@angelgalvan6810

6 жыл бұрын

Star wars Fan deadass it id

They should make a movie on these two

@pyro0.

5 жыл бұрын

Star wars: the dank duo: imperial edition: revenge of the sand

@josegloria6108

5 жыл бұрын

That wouldn’t a bad movie but there not going to

@IwhowasdatXD960

5 жыл бұрын

*Don’t forget it’s made by Disney*

@thatmotivatedchristianorop6749

5 жыл бұрын

Sir_Lord_Baron_ Meh

Just a bromance... But jk rowling gonna say they were gay lovers...

@domengasperinii4443

5 жыл бұрын

Champsr0ck2247 That's cruel.

@Governor2310

5 жыл бұрын

@@Champsr0ck2247 ok. Bit much and disturbing but ok.

@odsttrooper3724

5 жыл бұрын

Champsr0ck2247 that sounds awful

@Jamesjones-hi5qu

4 жыл бұрын

@@Champsr0ck2247 It gets everywere!

@filliposchat6528

4 жыл бұрын

@@Champsr0ck2247 you are amazing 😂😂

*Darth vader befriends a soldier guy* Starkiller: am I a joke to you? 😡🤕 Vader: *Betrays Starkiller*

@DefecTec

3 жыл бұрын

Mike Stephano I don’t think Vader gave a shit ab Starkiller, I think he only saved him because he wanted to overthrow the emperor

@akatsukii-_-

2 жыл бұрын

If Starkiller wasn't killed during the rescue in FU2 he could of one day over Powered Palpatine in raw force power alone Palpatine even confirmed i

@localdude2979

2 жыл бұрын

@@akatsukii-_- yeah

@localdude2979

2 жыл бұрын

@@DefecTec poor ST

I'm still Ani/Vader's closest friend!

@darthnation9477

6 жыл бұрын

Sand lol

@fusiontoa18

6 жыл бұрын

you have way too much time on yer hands

@isaiahoakley5894

6 жыл бұрын

Sand Never let this die.

@ms9404

6 жыл бұрын

I hate you sand. You're coarse and you get everywhere! ;)

@sigsauer_firearms

6 жыл бұрын

You are so irritating, course, and rough!

It hit me in the feels man. It's like a Hallmark movie. And onions aren't the cause of these tears

*"Do you full understand the magnitude of how pleased I am with you?"* Bruh, even with compliments Darth Vader has no chill.

“Do you fully understand the magnitude of how pleased I am with you.”

True Loyalty

@americanunionoffascist8315

6 жыл бұрын

FascistTemplar200 Hail victory

@fascisttemplar

6 жыл бұрын

What is wrong with your icon?

@christianempire3909

6 жыл бұрын

Lekauf, Darth Vader and the Galactic Empire did nothing wrong.

Lekauf is a true friend. I feel sorry for Vader.

@Timebomb_19

6 жыл бұрын

Even though you fucking killed him.

'Do you have any idea of the magnitude of how pleased I am with you?' Damn that's a really good line especially coming from Vader. You can see he has some genuine admiration for the officer.

Darth Vader is literally DIO. He has one friend and has an unstoppable force

@FranzFerdinandVIII

3 жыл бұрын

If one includes Luke👍

Vader thinks he can strangle us...........he cant if he found this out he would kill us all with his lightsaber.

@aarong7551

6 жыл бұрын

Kitsune Metal Reloaded i love robot chicken😂😂

@mrj2359

6 жыл бұрын

Kitsune Metal Reloaded "why private Perkins over there has been strangled over 30 times! Haven't you Perkins?...Good man."

@kevinbacon3917

6 жыл бұрын

Welcome to orientation day here on the jolly old death star

@articusramos808

6 жыл бұрын

But uhh what about his apprentice sir? That one guy who managed to crush an AT-ST? What's his name...uhhh Star Killer sir?

@Lodogg

6 жыл бұрын

Go for Papa Palpatine.

Wow I’m surprised there was someone who Vader actually got along with and admired.

I love good Darth Vader stories. They're The shining bits of light in the darkness. But it is the darkness that makes them shine so brightly.

@lordwarlockthangwrath8662

4 жыл бұрын

Very well said sir

I’m just glad Darth Sidious didn’t hone in on this friendship. He would see it as as opportunity to birth more hatred and sadness in his apprentice by having him killed in some ironic fashion. Such is the way of the Sith.

@user-mf5qu9qt1c

3 ай бұрын

Well, the moment he saw how Vader reacted to Lekauf being injured by a rogue dark Jedi that Palps made - he was way too scared to do that, as he understood that killing Erf would straight up lead to Vader getting out of Sheev's control and kill Emperor.

Just glad the dude survived. Great story.

I am your father's best friend! No! It is not possible! Search your feelings, you know it be true.

@chriscompton2989

5 жыл бұрын

XD

@IrkenExile

4 жыл бұрын

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate!!"

@lancecurry7538

4 жыл бұрын

*LONE STARR:* ...what does that make us?

@lordvalen8133

4 жыл бұрын

@@lancecurry7538 "Absolutely nothing!"

@JuanSanchez-qp1xp

4 жыл бұрын

@@lordvalen8133 bat thumb .... No wait thumb wars, right. ?;) What kind of name is GISH ITS JUST A NAME DEEEWD

I'm not even a Star Wars fan but I find these backstories fascinating

I hope we get a disney + series about this guy and Vader.

@gc6096

Жыл бұрын

Same

@marcosbradanovic9100

Жыл бұрын

I hope not.

Reason why he was so lonely was because he looked like a samurai who you didn't want to mess with... unless you strip away his force abilities. Then he becomes your grandfather's grandpa, with sand in his shoes.

@philthefinadelphian4830

6 жыл бұрын

*Shots fired... again*

@themountainofsanta6960

6 жыл бұрын

whitepiano23 well in legends atleast, in canon, he is a samurai wielding force god in every scene of him *all he time*

@admiralspire8867

6 жыл бұрын

The Mountain of Santa Pfft. A space marine could defeat him. Or a terminator, perhaps

@speedy4574

6 жыл бұрын

I'd watch that fight. My money's on Vader.

@thejudge9162

6 жыл бұрын

This is the best

Damn, this video almost made me cry.

@DarthSigma86

6 жыл бұрын

Me too...Thank goodness he survived, I could even feel Vader' rage towards the assassin in order to avenge his only friend in the empire.

@NicoParasite

6 жыл бұрын

This is one of the many things i love about Legends, stories like this one are amazing.

Anakin didn't deserve this much pain in life. No one does. Glad to see he had one friend

I don't think friendship would have been possible if the dark side and evil had 100% corrupted him in total absolution.

someone make this a movie please

@BlastingBigLoads2

6 жыл бұрын

Flaymer Lekauf : A star wars story

@Reskov

6 жыл бұрын

1000 Star Wars Stories later....

@davidhong1934

6 жыл бұрын

Considering how much Disney "borrows" from the EU, we might see something like this.

@Em-yd9jn

6 жыл бұрын

Flaymer Too short. Good story.

@broski9938

6 жыл бұрын

Would love to see Vader slowly learning to trust Lekauf, then to be forced to kill him by Palpatine...

Sad fact: Jori served under Colonel Jacen Solo in the Galactic Alliance Guard and was one of Ben Skywalker’s best friends. He loved and admired his grandpa and was loyal to Jacen and Ben because the cousins were the grandsons of Darth Vader. He later sacrificed himself to save Ben during a mission.

@elix485

6 жыл бұрын

Marc-Éric Le Blanc-Séguin Well, who didn't sacrifice for Ben, amirite?

@edsheeransdad9985

6 жыл бұрын

Histoy repeating.

@cityguard4847

5 жыл бұрын

Marc-Éric Le Blanc-Séguin damn. The galaxy far far away is a scary place wasn’t it?

This might be the coolest thing of all Star Wars lore. Imagine Vader being your actual bud.

@lordwarlockthangwrath8662

4 жыл бұрын

Charisma 100

Irv: "...and then Lord Vader killed all of the jedi younglings like pigs at a slaughterhouse... The. End. Good night, Jorey." Jorey: ......😲

@oliverasensio9429

4 жыл бұрын

Nah his face would be more like this😰

@jamesconkey1480

4 жыл бұрын

@@oliverasensio9429 But you get my point, right? The hero worship Vader is mind boggling. Vader was the equivalent of Rommel, Goehring or Goebbels, as in, One step down from Hitler. So because he tosses Hitler down a well, suddenly all his crimes are forgiven? Lol just wow ppl. 😞

@jamesconkey1480

3 жыл бұрын

@Miguel Mauro Where in the HELL did you learn history? Rommel.... not a Nazi? Ask the Allies at Tobruk what a swell guy he was. Tripoli. Dunkirk. He led NAZIS to kill ALLIES. FYI: He was on the side that extreminated 3+ million Jews! WT absolute F??? I get how making new heroes out of old villains is very cool these days (even that c*nt Guevara is on a goofy T-shirt) but daaaaamn, dude. Either burn the revisionist book that told you that tripe or punch the fascist who lied to you. Rommel, like all the others named, was a monster.

I’m very surprised by this. I’ve never heard of this character before, and to hear how Vader did light side care to him is amazing. He must have truly been the one person during that time whom Vader called a friend.

3:38 - 3:46 I don't think that Vader could have done that, without at least temporarily harnessing the Light side of the Force. Perhaps for at least a few moments, Anakin came out. After all, friendship and compassion are emotions stemming from the Light side.

"Do you fully understand the magnitude of how pleased I am with you"

@Silveirias

5 жыл бұрын

New Romanian Mapper /NRM That’s not Lekauf, that’s Piett - and it’s from a fan comic by an artist called Laivaaja. You can find her works on AO3.

Watching this, I start remembering the adventures Anakin had in the clone wars together with everyone who was close to him, Asohka, Obi Wan, Padme, Jar Jar, R2-D2. He got really lonely after he became Vader so it cheers me up, him having a friend.

@vietthanhnguyen815

2 жыл бұрын

Jar jar?

@Lucas-wj8kl

2 жыл бұрын

@@vietthanhnguyen815 Mesa Jar Jar Binks.

@vietthanhnguyen815

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lucas-wj8kl dont do it!!