Imagine being a soldier just chillin, having a good day, when suddenly a strange naked man runs in, past your entire legion of troops, past all the traps and defences, kills your king and just leaves.

@kilocentrix5139

4 жыл бұрын

I think this happens in tribal wars

@kalebmantegani5922

4 жыл бұрын

B. R. U. H.

@darklegion3693

4 жыл бұрын

Shocked pikachu face

@ogenteng

4 жыл бұрын

Damn its dark

@kareem4677

3 жыл бұрын

Actually there is a story about that unbelievable 😂

I like how in every WR run, you'll hear the runner complain how the run is ruined.

@joedavis5824

4 жыл бұрын

That's because when you're doing speed. Half a second can be the difference, someone's always just a little bit quicker.....

@allanhuseyin6370

4 жыл бұрын

@@joedavis5824 I also feel like its probably a way to keep himself calm and focused so he doesnt fuck it up bad. keep telling yourself its not wr to keep the nerves down even though you know you're on wr pace

@joedavis5824

4 жыл бұрын

@@allanhuseyin6370 exactly, low expectations equal high results

@Meracog

3 жыл бұрын

@@joedavis5824 I mean doing speed and doing a speedrun are different but i gotcha.

@joedavis5824

3 жыл бұрын

@@Meracog you know what I meant lol

This guy skills are actually insane. like this guy created his character in like 15 seconds

@kevinberg4623

3 жыл бұрын

Best speedrun of all time 😂

@shiyaxamohamed5359

3 жыл бұрын

yeah he's reeeaaallllyyyy good

@braunmatroni9396

3 жыл бұрын

Wow in 15 seconds class name finish

@dorian4191

3 жыл бұрын

Yerr

@darkendsoul1717

3 жыл бұрын

@@dorian4191 wow this still getting comments

When a speedruner missclicks for 1 second : Well I fu*ked up

@bodevp

3 жыл бұрын

"I'M HAVING A STROKE!!!!!"

@mog_3825

2 жыл бұрын

19:20

@getgle

2 жыл бұрын

Speedrun ruined

@Cieeel

2 жыл бұрын

run's over

@technical_cut

2 жыл бұрын

I mean 1 second could be a life savour especially when you going for the WR

I dont even know my wife as well as this guy knows dark souls

@themerdrago9759

4 жыл бұрын

And you never will.

@Cupit29

4 жыл бұрын

@popocot popocot You've never even spoken to a woman 😂

@Cupit29

4 жыл бұрын

@popocot popocot 😂😂😂

@xxbggam3rxx421

4 жыл бұрын

@popocot popocot aids

@kenbrunet6120

3 жыл бұрын

If you spend 30 seconds thinking about this comment. You'll realize that the wife example is actually a terrible one.

12 minutes in the video: the speedrunner is an ashen one 15 minutes later: the speedrunner is now a floating orb of light that can stay suspended mid air and go thru walls

@fbi3233

4 жыл бұрын

But he “Beat it”

@2907bb

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t consider it a speed run if you use glitches to get through the game

@fbi3233

4 жыл бұрын

Extreme RS I am being sarcastic

@2907bb

4 жыл бұрын

FBI I was saying in general man. Wasn’t trashing what you said, just saying I don’t believe it’s a true speed run bc he glitches lol

@blakeedwards2674

4 жыл бұрын

If you personally don't consider it a speedrun then thats fine, but it definitely counts officially because its any% and not glitchless. There are glitchless catagories for a reason.

When they say 1 hour refund within purchase

@thecreator2229

4 жыл бұрын

PepeeX lol

@Lee-One

3 жыл бұрын

lol he could beat it twice

@dutchvanderlinde8634

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lee-One well....technically no.

He beat the game faster then it took me to figure out how to advance from firelink shrine

@nikolasm4668

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah i was stuck there for like a hour

@BlueSaintWalker

2 жыл бұрын

literally

@kimutunosu

Жыл бұрын

i uhm was stuck there for 2 days

@GreatRenai

Жыл бұрын

To this day I still forget how to leave until I find the message that tells you

@Kdarco.

Жыл бұрын

Ele zerou o jogo mais rápido do que eu tentando matar o judex gundyr

Mom: nem you have 40 minutes before school Nem: ok lemme just beat dark souls 3

@thebloodmoonwarrior

4 жыл бұрын

Karma Grey and new game plus on the way to skool

@grohlski8669

4 жыл бұрын

Didn't Dist2 do that on a DS2 run?

@osyenorzoss7311

4 жыл бұрын

@@ayurge Finally someone who recognizes the excellent\-originality with this joke

@Femboy_Grey

4 жыл бұрын

Why the fuck did this get 700 likes? The fuck is wrong with people?

@ltdenzo

4 жыл бұрын

It has 1k bud

Faster times don’t impress me as much as how gundyr gets trashed harder and harder

@Elevhant

4 жыл бұрын

didnt even get to fucking phase 2 bro killed me

@saltyrust2610

4 жыл бұрын

@@Elevhant you'll make it

@saltyrust2610

4 жыл бұрын

@supbarook how in any context is elephant talking about the video

@saltyrust2610

4 жыл бұрын

@supbarook thankyou

@humanaku9135

4 жыл бұрын

@@saltyrust2610 you are so sweet. 1 thought that a random commenter had cancer and tried to cheer him on 2 thought you were 100% right about it but didn't insult @supbarook 3 said thank when you were proven wrong Are you like an 80 year old or an 8 year old?

The final boss had such respect he just stood there and took the hits. What a homie.

@shahzzvfx4041

6 күн бұрын

no did you even watch it he glitched it?

It took me 32:30 mins only . . . . I’m talking about finish to design my character of course

@I3lueberry

4 жыл бұрын

I spent 3 hours

@Cund

4 жыл бұрын

Only for your face to be covered by a helmet.

@joedavis5824

4 жыл бұрын

@@Cund no helmet. This is fashion souls.

@Danwackawacka

4 жыл бұрын

All the characters end up looking constipated

@joedavis5824

4 жыл бұрын

@@Danwackawacka believe it or not one of my characters looks exceptionally British. Almost noblelike lol.

5:54 That's some good speedrunning motivation.

I beat Gundyr in 4 hours, this guy ended Dark Souls III in 40 minutes

@fredjones2047

4 жыл бұрын

Gundyr is hella annoying ngl

@5nip3r56

4 жыл бұрын

Same here brutha

@goobiethicc5054

4 жыл бұрын

CristianFiles TM same

@diablokidfan6983

4 жыл бұрын

Gundyr is pathetically easy

@CristianFilesTM

4 жыл бұрын

@@diablokidfan6983 now i know it but i was a fucking casul

*Nemz in the crucification woods* Me: looks away *Nemzs now in profaned capital* Me: I feel like I missed something...

@DonutGameClips

3 жыл бұрын

Same! I was TRYING to follow along then I’m like you’re at YHORM

1:40 "You can't do a no bonfire run" ymfah: "Am I a joke to you?"

@SugmeS1lly

4 жыл бұрын

Vojtěch Švarc Hold my Estus

@Paulito-ym4qc

4 жыл бұрын

he means that in order to leave firelink, you need to use a bonfire, since in ds3 the hub isn't connected to the world

Honestly never thought another dark souls 3 world record would come outta this man but here we arr

@12345Yeah

3 жыл бұрын

He's basically cheated

@DetectiveLincolnColes

3 жыл бұрын

@@12345Yeah this was a year ago and you have no proof

@heibk-2019

3 жыл бұрын

@@DetectiveLincolnColes i think he is meaning the glitches because he doesnt understand how any% works

@saber1776

2 жыл бұрын

@@12345Yeah I don’t think you know what any% is

@sladjanivkovic2

2 жыл бұрын

@@12345Yeah Any speedrun is speedrun where you are allowed to use glitched. There are different categories of speedruns.

30min until i learn the controlls This guy beats the game

@nintendonibba2923

4 жыл бұрын

Well you only need to learn the controls once and it’s not like he did this first try *(Not being serious)*

@mustafaegebaysal1615

4 жыл бұрын

Btw i cant beat the gundyr in 1 hours he beats in 1 minute

@matasovich3446

4 жыл бұрын

My time: 157 hours His time: 38 minutes

@diegobarraza7096

4 жыл бұрын

The king Of Crabs yt just imagine how long he’s been playing to get this down in 30m

@seriousspider1378

4 жыл бұрын

I never played DS3 until today and natually kicked butt. I beat the ice dude and sword dude so easily. Then I cheesed the skelaton dude and somehow he died instantly. I ended up getting the soul ring and that was like about an hour of gameplay.

This guy: it's been 30 min and I killed the final boss. Me: it's been 30 min and I finally made a relatively decent-looking character

@ieatalotofrocks

2 жыл бұрын

Reject decent looking characters, embrace banana

@pegasusrr3156

2 жыл бұрын

You created your character? I just used the default one

Never forget the time I watched a pale Dark Elf glitch his way into beating dark souls 3. This is exactly what Todd Howard had imagined when he made Oblivion.

this guys skill is insane...

@hungryhyena783

4 жыл бұрын

Sam Payne he’s an asshole though if you’re ever in his twitch chat. He talks bad about other streamers who are better than him. He even said at one point that TheHappyHobs trilogy run was spliced. I even have pictures of him saying that on my phone. He has a hard time accepting when people do better things than him.

@ronto

4 жыл бұрын

@@hungryhyena783 he’s an asshole though if you’re ever in his twitch chat. He talks bad about other streamers who are better than him. He even said at one point that TheHappyHobs trilogy run was spliced. I even have pictures of him saying that on my phone. He has a hard time accepting when people do better things than him.

@graphen_5181

4 жыл бұрын

@@hungryhyena783 lmao where are those pictures

@utkukaragoz8751

4 жыл бұрын

@@ronto he’s an asshole though if you’re ever in his twitch chat. He talks bad about other streamers who are better than him. He even said at one point that TheHappyHobs trilogy run was spliced. I even have pictures of him saying that on my phone. He has a hard time accepting when people do better things than him.

@matteolai3861

4 жыл бұрын

he’s an asshole though if you’re ever in his twitch chat. He talks bad about other streamers who are better than him. He even said at one point that TheHappyHobs trilogy run was spliced. I even have pictures of him saying that on my phone. He has a hard time accepting when people do better things than him.

37:04 I died

@nicholasadams81

4 жыл бұрын

Plin plin plon? What plin plin plon?

@lumonetic1124

2 жыл бұрын

@@nicholasadams81 plin plin plon is the onomatopoeia for gwyns theme song

So I’m kinda new to the Dark Souls series and I’ve loved watching and learning from your vids. I always get lost and you’ve helped that tbh

this is the first time i’m watching a ds3 speedrun and i was so confused when he turned invisible and started fazing through the ground

34:12 I bet I'm not the only one who actually also did the "aha aha" after he said "give it to me baby"

@zaroxes3245

4 жыл бұрын

Yes...

"The way she throws her cat is the way i throw my runs" 😭😭😭

For anyone who says speed runs shouldn't count if you glitch the game... You should watch glitchless speedruns. There's a whole category for people like you.

@umbrahime3923

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed. Also, preferring glitchless is one thing but I hate when people say glitches take no skill. Some are very hard, execution heavy tricks that need timing and practice to do consistently, as well as the mechanical know how to understand where, how, and why certain glitches can be used to speedrun. But ppl will always be ignorant.

37:06 just that deserves a sub 😂😂😂

Nemz is the "Dark Souls" of Twitch chat reading

@Mytube6138

4 жыл бұрын

I raise you guitar hero streamers

@goobiethicc5054

4 жыл бұрын

AAAAAAAAAAAH

i came into this stream at like 20 mins in last night and i thought i'd just watch this run and sleep, and he got the damn record this man crazy

Overwhelming humble brags in the start of the video "I don't actually have to look at the game to play I'm so good.... Is it actually that amazing that I can read chat like this? ahahufhuahaha"

@DeronHargrove

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, just was kinda weird to listen to lol

@thomasledesma4439

2 жыл бұрын

yeah found it a bit annoying

@PathIsntReal

2 ай бұрын

@@DeronHargrovehad to come to the comments because he’s annoying af with his grandstanding on how he’s not a sellout. As if anyone asked lmfao.

This dude casually speed running ds3 while talking to chat. Liked and subscribed :))

The sheer amount of shitposting during what would become WR is hilarious and I love it lol

Thanks for the awesome ds3 walkthrough! Super helpful

There are a lot of really angry and stupid children complaining about the fact that a live streamer is talking to his audience and glitching an any% run. Kids should stay in their own lane.

@h3665

3 ай бұрын

Shutup

This was a good vid- got to see a world record and enjoy some commentary

What you did in less than 5 minutes was more than what I did in an entire day

Nem: I'll wouldn't go to mixer for 10mill Nem in 5 minutes: yea I would go to mixer for 50 k Me: I'll go there for a 5er

I look at it and my jaw just drops. I just do not watch speedruns so often, and I do not know all the strata, but here I'm just in shock

@garygotgameclips

4 жыл бұрын

its really not that hard, man, just don't have cerebral palsy when you hold the controller

@_kqcper_332

3 жыл бұрын

@@garygotgameclips I want to see you get even close to his record lol

@BarryBizzle

3 жыл бұрын

what i find most impressive is how ppl find these glitches even...and the invisibile routes for so long....

19:50 had me cackling for like 5 minutes

can speedrun like a god, cant type 100 SUBS LUL on the 1st try

@dreadwolf4927

4 жыл бұрын

You can't be good at everything lol

@steviebob4

4 жыл бұрын

He's one of those idiot savant types. Give him any other task and he'll just end up rolling around on the floor playing in his own feces but turn on Dark Souls and hand him a controller and he'll speed run it like a god. Lol

@Kostadin_Arolski

4 жыл бұрын

@@steviebob4 this has to be the wrongest, most out of the ass sentences i have ever red

@steviebob4

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kostadin_Arolski It was also a joke. I was being sarcastic.

I have no words except.. damn. Also it’s good seeing people still play dark souls 3

@xKiLzEr

4 жыл бұрын

we're never gonna stop

@xKiLzEr

4 жыл бұрын

actually say that again after Elden Ring drops

@somerandomguy___

4 жыл бұрын

Well it’s still in the top 100 most played games on steam and as of now has about 2000 pc players but for console almost no one knows

@pineapple7024

4 жыл бұрын

Damn got a 7, that’s disrespect

@louyki

4 жыл бұрын

Still haven’t stopped

Dude, honestly Your Skills are really impresive, congratulations for that time

You're running through this game so quick and easy it looks like you're playing Temple Run..

i spent more time on abyss watchers then u did on dark souls 3

@PickingPeonies

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

First time seeing this ran, nice job man!

I always come back to this stream because he doesn't even pay attention to his screen he just talks and he has a relaxing voice kinda.

great run, great commentary

You're fucking insane dude, Your sense of humor makes me laugh. We need more youtubers like you lmfao. KEEP IT UP!!!

3:33 imagine not reading chat while doing a WR run :)

@nozomikoji1533

4 жыл бұрын

He will comeback soon!Next time he will read chat while he drink a coffee and smoke, and his crush s**ks him!

Girl: come over Boy: but I just started playing dark souls! Girl: my parents aren’t home Boy:

@yikes6969

3 жыл бұрын

🤨🤮

@yikes6969

3 жыл бұрын

🤮

@BrainPermaDeD

3 жыл бұрын

Lol. You are making me laugh so hard you're going to make me slim.

I like how he focuses most on the route he's running and reads the chat while fighting the bosses 😂

It took me 32 minutes to beat the first hollow

@rodryx6276

4 жыл бұрын

It took me 32 minutes to beat the first enemy :v

@stickyy_fingaas

4 жыл бұрын

It took me 32 minutes to launch the game

@thorbenhinzmann

4 жыл бұрын

It took me 32 minutes to end my life

@SuperLegend1962

4 жыл бұрын

It took 32 minutes to install the game

@dragonlight4683

4 жыл бұрын

It took 32 minutes to buy the game

It is amazing how people find these type of skips and techs.

Deadass discovering places because of this speed run

Mum: Ok you only have 30 mins left to play Me:

I didn't even get past Undead Settlement and this guy completes the game in half hour.

Dear God you're so insanely good at this game

Doctor: you have only 35 minutes of life Nemz38: it's more than enough

i can barely speak while playing something like darksouls, jesus dude youre amazing

he already knows he getting there on the perfect line

Like he was never even gone... Insane...

More than 2 years and still the fastest speedrun

when hes reading off the comments made me feel like i was at home here on his channel so i instantly subd XD

Jesus Christ. Another WR nemz?.. Do it again

This is an awesome speedrun. The commentary has me dying

Best Speed-Run Commentary Ever

It's always the same I click 15 seconds forward and suddenly he's floating around in the milky way

i remember playing this game and taking about 2 hours to beat the first boss

I just saw Blu Keanu Reeves beating dark souls 3 in 32 minuts

I love the roast on alinity at the end lmao. Good run

Honestly while he was reading chat and speed running I questioned if it was live he is just that good!

*Climbs ladder* "High Octane Gaming" - proceeds to WR, nice

27:55 why is there the key if you haven't killed 3 lords? i'm confused o.o Does the game only check if aldrich and yhorm are dead since it someone assumed that if you got to irythyl you killed watchers?

@squirtbrainz1219

4 жыл бұрын

You can get to the Grand Archives and kill the Twin Princes before killing any other lords of cinder

@beegyoshi1685

4 жыл бұрын

@@squirtbrainz1219 i think he mean the keys that lead to the archives

@CobaltContrast

4 жыл бұрын

@@squirtbrainz1219 without glitches?

@ApocalypseForeseer

2 жыл бұрын

Has anyone found this out I'm curious seeing this

I love how the WT speedrun is half of him just reading chat

i wasnt planning on watching this full thing but it was too good that i couldnt even click away

How did the Soul of Cinder quit out respawn him back inside the fog gate? Was it something to do with when he stood close to the left hand side of the entrance after walking in? I presume it’s a known glitch?

Bro chat went wild 💀5:00

@deleted-cm3fj

2 жыл бұрын

😳😳😳😳

I just finished the Game and wanted to see the speedrun now I'm impressed...

Dark Souls 3 was the first Dark Souls game I had so I spent this amount of time on the tutorial boss alone lmao

Have you heard of the legendary warrior that slayed the Soul of Cinder in 30 minutes goes by the name of *100 subs LUL?*

9:03 sounds a little like colossal is crazy

@ohnono8737

4 жыл бұрын

You dare say that forbidden name in this sarcred comment section?

Probably the first speedrun I ever sat through

You beat the entire game before I even arrived at the great wall

I have literally weeks of play time this dude beat the game with no struggle git gud man

“Imagine being a Tottenham supporter…” I felt that in my soul

@drsex6667

2 жыл бұрын

“Pochettino is gone” hurts more 😔

@f8a1xhorizonz

2 жыл бұрын

@@drsex6667 That too, should've never sacked him, here's to hoping Conte can turn this ship around

Nice Run Man

reading the chat is the best part of this video...especially about what's written in the chat XD

27 hours deep and I've not even passed the Catabombs of Carthus

That way she throws her cat, the same way I throw my runs 🤣

Awesome speedrun 👀👍

Nemz with the Memez - gg, good watch

Your farther than me in ten minutes when I I'm at Farron Keep in 15 hours.

This guy could just farm the whole game for souls

I just love how its dark souls 3, in 32 minutes and 32 seconds and right now, you have 32,3k subscribers

Before I watch this speedrun I'd just like to say that was in-cred-di-ball

Lol it took me about 50 hours to get through the game...this dude did in 30 minutes, that's insane

You reading the chat is not a talent, it is a skill. You honed your ability to play the game to the point where it's secondary nature, got bored of it, and then honed a trimary nature skill. You hella skilled.

@painovoimaton

2 жыл бұрын

It would be "tertiary", by the way. Trinary comes after binary, not secondary

Casual speedrun of Dark Souls 3. Intense banter with chat.

I might be retarded or something but I've watched this video about 30 times over 2 years, whenever I'm eating and I have nothing to watch I just come back to this again