The hidden knife in ass cheek had me dying.

@anonb4632

4 жыл бұрын

A back stabber.

@herrzyklon

4 жыл бұрын

Happened in real life once, gay bloke murdered his lover. Video is on the Internet

@herrzyklon

4 жыл бұрын

@Pinkaugust it did, the guy died

@herrzyklon

4 жыл бұрын

@Pinkaugust it did, the guy died

@souljastation5463

4 жыл бұрын

I was still alive until the naked dancing rapist, that was was too much for me.

this film is pulp fiction's severely disabled brother

@bradybuck177

8 жыл бұрын

You mean the Gimp. Lol

@Dino23968

7 жыл бұрын

Can you PLEASE do a review on Freddy Got Fingered? :)

@bradybuck177

7 жыл бұрын

If you request it on the Facebook page he will respond to your question.

@Dino23968

7 жыл бұрын

That's too hard for me to do.

@Dino23968

7 жыл бұрын

Is there anyone here who can do it?

Dude, the butt knife needs to be used MUCH more in movies! Truly the ultimate AssAssin move.

@tubian323

10 ай бұрын

Actually it would, you'd look unarmed from the front.

@pretorious700

4 ай бұрын

Makes sense ONLY if the sharp side is facing outward.

Hahaha OMG the guy with the mustache and red shirt talking at 05:19 is my dad!!! Hahahaha just sent him a pic of this and he confirmed it lol this is the best day of my life!!!

@SewerTapes

7 жыл бұрын

Awesome!

@supervanilla101

7 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't be proud if my dad was in one of these kinds of film lol

@SewerTapes

7 жыл бұрын

Way better than finding out he was in a porn. Same production value and costuming though.

@NickySixThirty

7 жыл бұрын

supervanilla101 I'm proud of the fact that I've been watching this channel for years and I can now say my dad is part of its history!

@TheGaluMoD

5 жыл бұрын

That's so cool. ^^

This is like one of the movies that me and my friends used to make (minus the graphic nudity lol) when we were like 10 years old that made absolutely no sense, everything was thought up on the spot as the movie progressed, and it just abruptly ended when we ran out of ideas or it started getting dark.

@planescaped

2 жыл бұрын

"Or it started getting dark" I mean Joe, do you really think we should have baby cannibalism in our movie? (yes I know what he meant)

@zubrhero5270

2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of something I did in the late 90s-early 00s as a teen. We had a camcorder and a big bag of weed and a half-arsed ghost story idea. We ended up just filming ourselves getting high and passing the joint to a mate wearing a cowboy hat... and then reshooting the same scene but with fishing wire holding the joint and cowboy hat "floating" in the air implying our mate was a ghost. To the finders of that tape in future... I apologise in advance for the cringe.

@BrockCheddar

10 ай бұрын

same. my grandma would let us make home movies with her camcorder but...only if they had a strong Christian message. movies would start out like 'omg no., there's a monster/ghoul/etc and we have to stop it!' and would end with my grandma forcing us to reading the bible.. Jesus wept.

Samurai Cop: I'm the worst movie of all time Dangerous Men: *hold my butt-knife*

@Mibit911

4 жыл бұрын

Nah samurai cop is a favoite of mine along with velocipastor. The worst movie all time is probably cannibam holocaust or battlefield earth

@souljastation5463

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mibit911 Cannibal Holocaust is shoot competently, and to be fair is not even a bad movie, why would you put it in this chart?

@leopoldomodena7714

4 жыл бұрын

😆 best comment.

@tisdue

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mibit911 thats your opinion, yet you state it like fact. people like you are the best.

@Pat4HUMANITY

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mibit911 How ... exactly 🤔 do you define a bad movie?

The badge said Policeman Police

@dylankaiser5546

5 жыл бұрын

brought to you by the department of redundancy department

@atomicdancer

5 жыл бұрын

Excuse me, lady ma'am, I am Policeman Police. I suspect you of murdering someone dead. I'm taking you to the Prison Jail, for an unlawful crime that is illegal. You have the right to remain silent, and you have the right to a Legal Lawyer Law Attorney.

@dylankaiser5546

5 жыл бұрын

@@atomicdancer I just lost it

@JJDBaca

5 жыл бұрын

Yep. He takes you to the Jailhouse Jail.

@pratikpusdekar1210

5 жыл бұрын

@@atomicdancer haha

Samurai Cop's director was also Iranian. He made a series of nuanced, domestic dramas in Iran and then for some unknowable reason lost all contact with the human condition when he arrived in America to make S.C

@cv4809

7 жыл бұрын

Woody Hutton Just like tommy wisau, Nguyen and that Iranian guy,john rad is a foreigner who apparently has no idea how American society functions, so they end up with these shitty films

@AL-SH

5 жыл бұрын

@@cv4809 Yea because all the American film makers create masterpieces.

@SirDankleberry

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe America sends people insane? I might want to rethink visiting.

@help4343

4 жыл бұрын

@@satireknight I dunno, Hitchcock did pretty well.

@Mibit911

4 жыл бұрын

Am i the only one who watched samurai cop and thoufh for someone with only a few years of american experience and broken english the movie ploy was actually ok, if it had more money and s good director it could have been ok

This movie was mostly shot in the 1980s, test-screened somewhere in 1985 or 1986, then the last part was reshot in the 1990s.....which is why "Black Pepper" looks like he is living in 1993, while everything before looks like the early 1980s. This is why self-financing movies is a pain in the neck - it takes forever and styles change as the film is made.

@danlotroth9231

2 жыл бұрын

Not to mention the sound track reminiscent of the ToeJam & Earl franchise

@gojewla

2 жыл бұрын

But that ridiculous wig screams 1980’s. It looks like it belongs in a David Lee Roth video.

@wolfshanze5980

Жыл бұрын

Well the black cop scene was shot in December 1995... or so says the wall calendar.

@MrJohndoakes

Жыл бұрын

@@wolfshanze5980 As I said, YEARS passed making this movie. Hell, it took you five years to find my comment to reply to it!

@homelessjesse9453

Жыл бұрын

@@MrJohndoakes That's dedication!

I think "butt knife" is my new favorite term

@FanboyFlicks

8 жыл бұрын

I didn't have it written down, I just improvised it during shooting, and even though I thought it sounded kind of juvenile, it made me laugh so I kept it

@wesjall

8 жыл бұрын

+FanboyFlicks you made the right choice!

@anonb4632

4 жыл бұрын

Gives a new meaning to back stabber.

Oh hi Mark.

@maxtew6521

4 жыл бұрын

Your reading of this line from the movie is my text notification sound.

Why are so many bad movies so rapey

@irwinisidro

8 жыл бұрын

Twilight movies, seems like almost every male human character is a rapist.

@AdmiralBison

8 жыл бұрын

sex and violence sells, this movie was the exception.

@kingbradley6000

6 жыл бұрын

Sauron Merciful >subscribed to fox news

@anikmonette2140

5 жыл бұрын

@@AdmiralBison Sure, but there's a simpler reason: it's an easy(but also often cheap) way to craft an antagonist. Same with sex. Instead of writing a good and interesting back story for the lead and his love interest, just make them sleep together!(and it also prevents the viewer from turning the movie off) XD

@meowcat9636

5 жыл бұрын

@@kingbradley6000 Islamic countries are basically rape fests.

Hahhhahaha- What a Story Mark

@ndz9818

3 жыл бұрын

Hi doggy!

@vercoda9997

3 жыл бұрын

So anyway, how’s your sex life?

@ericleyton4153

2 жыл бұрын

You're my favorite customer!

@kaiokendo

10 ай бұрын

Hai konshetumare,watastorimahk

I really lost it when you showed the girlfriend who was hiding "behind" the sheets !! 😂😂😂

I've seen this review before but I love Mark's humor so much I to watch it again. To be honest, I've seen *ALL* his reviews multiple times and they're always just as funny the second, third and fourth times around!

Also, between 21:04 and 21:11, day magically turns to night behind Black Pepper. Jesus, how long was he standing there behind that blind woman.

"With the steak knife hiding behind he buttcheecks", I died xD

@SupeRey49

8 жыл бұрын

*her

@adamtzsch

8 жыл бұрын

+CaptainRRking *cheeks

@SupeRey49

8 жыл бұрын

adamtzsch lol

@gabrielvalerio3374

7 жыл бұрын

Its the buttknife

@drizzyrauvryar6992

5 жыл бұрын

That's exactly how I want to go. Butt knife.

3:45 She was making her own, combat sound effects. "PAH! BOOM! POW!" I guess they were so good, there was no need for foley dubbing.

I was hoping he was going to say "Why not just roll the body down the hill, and let it explode..."

I love the blind lady joke about the house. "Then again, how would she know?" hahahahaha

@ndbd9drn

6 жыл бұрын

Damn those real estate agents!

The sarcasm in "so anyways... the driver sudenly decides 'what the hell I might as well rape this girl" gets me every time I rewatch this review hahaha

i admire your creativity and humour Mark, please don't stop making videos 😊 after being subscribed to you for years, this is the first comment I've ever made on here. wow, that's the best i can do.

@FanboyFlicks

8 жыл бұрын

Thanks for watching for so long, glad you enjoy the show!

"The ButtCheek Knife"

Ah, the most distinguished of all the divisions, the policeman police. Heroes, every one.

Weekly reviews? Don't get my damn hopes up, Mark.

@TheJMuise87

8 жыл бұрын

I second that!

@Crave88evarC

8 жыл бұрын

I third that

@FanboyFlicks

8 жыл бұрын

I'm trying to work out a schedule to get videos out more frequently :)

@tonygardner5101

8 жыл бұрын

+FanboyFlicks Work at your pace, man. As long as it's quality I'll love this channel!

@westsidepunk211

5 жыл бұрын

@Kai Evans HA YOURE WRONG BEYATCH

I loved this movie. I laughed so many times at the dialogue, acting, fight scenes, music, and random sex scenes. It felt almost like a Godfrey Ho movie without the crazy action. The guy who gets stranded by her in the middle of nowhere, is easily the best character.

@Pocketrocket-pj1us

11 ай бұрын

You know your bad movies! I was going to mention Godfrey Ho as well. All Cinema Snob fans know of Mr. Ho and his propensity to take 2 or 3 films and scotch tape them together. Lol Usually Mark knows his, "so bad it's good" movies but even though his humor is great, I'm surprised he didn't recognize the movie as a classic Friday night, fun with friends, beer and weed film. The episode is 6 years old so I'll cut my fellow Canadian some well deserved slack. The Rifftrax version is an all-time classic and recomended to all! Cheers from Canada

Hey, Mark - in case you see this, just wanted to drop a thank you for all these amazing videos. They always help lift me up when I'm feeling down, and binging them lately has been incredibly helpful and entertaining!

@kimmoreels7950

Жыл бұрын

"This is clearly a window and this is clearly a door" lol

10 step process to make a bad movie: 1. Bad Acting 2. A story with only 20 minutes of content. 3. Pointless subplots. 4. Excessive repetition to get across a point. 5. Horrendous dubbing. 6. Random editing. 7. No cinematographer. 8. Repetitive Dubstep music. 9. Underwhelming, anticlimactic and poorly choreographed action. 10. Awkward sex scenes and nudity.

20:51 I don’t know why…but I can’t stop laughing at the old guy angrily ripping that little weed out of the ground and tossing it! Like-wtf did it do to draw his ire?! 🤣❤️

@favoritemustard3542

3 ай бұрын

It was definitely goofy! He was supposed to be "tracking" Pepper or w/e his name was, following the signs he left behind lol

@d.thomasmoore3020

Ай бұрын

@@favoritemustard3542 yep dryed out broken stick...he went that way

This movie actually makes Neil Breen's films look good.

@rumshutt3r

8 жыл бұрын

No. No it doesnt.

@jakemitchell1132

8 жыл бұрын

Sam Adolph correction *almost look good.

@Hasselbacherr

7 жыл бұрын

+Jake Mitchell Neil breens movies make every other movie look better. I watched fateful findings and after that hawkeye...I really enjoyed hawkeye great movie

@Dino23968

7 жыл бұрын

Can you PLEASE do a review on Freddy Got Fingered? :)

I like your T-shirt "I Bill Murray Bill Murray"!! :-D

@anonb4632

4 жыл бұрын

I head Bill Murray

Tis a glorious day when I see a FanboyFlicks upload

Your channel is gold. Your delivery is perfect and the fact that you actually sit through these movies is just awesome

Yes another upload...Oh hi Mark.

@hydrocannons7573

8 жыл бұрын

I see what you did there. Hahahahaha, what a story, Mark.

@tchrmart1n

8 жыл бұрын

Anyways, how's your sex life?

@hydrocannons7573

8 жыл бұрын

Marat Bakiev I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer.

@dantearcuri3426

8 жыл бұрын

+Hydro Cannons anyway, how is your sex life?

@kenrickeason

8 жыл бұрын

oh hi doggy!

the blind girl firing the gun for the hell of it had me laughing out loud

black pepper might just be the best character out of all these bad movies mark is reviewing lol i cant stop laughing every time black pepper is on screen and the actor playing black pepper is great he deserves an oscar or a golden glob at least

I know I am a little late but I spent my whole day watching your channel, and I am at peace with that...have not laughed so much in ages. You're hilarious and so is the comment section ..you made my week. Thank you.

The 1970s Porn music got me crying in tears! Another great review!

@djslicemupdicemup5361

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@nuttyrock6899

4 жыл бұрын

Feel me bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is even worse than samurai cop

@Mibit911

4 жыл бұрын

Samurai cop is a good movie

Cling Cookoo. My favourite part of any Bad Movie so far!

This is probably the best movie review I've ever seen in my whole life. Well done.

'after killing the biker with the buttknife' oh man this movie is a journey... Great review!

The "Holy Grail of Holy F***ing Sh** " is perhaps the best tagline I've ever heard in My My Holy F***ing Life.

That 70's porn-sounding music loop is the same music they play on the DVD for Seinfeld Scene-It. I guess the game makers really wanted a dollar store version of the show's theme song. :D

That music sounds like Toe Jam and Earl Genesis game!

@Punkpsychobilly

4 жыл бұрын

Ha! I just played that a few days ago, it does. Either that or one of those films you watched in high school chemistry class that was clearly made in the early 70’s.

you're sooo funny. keep up your reviews. I'm a big fan of your page.

@FanboyFlicks

8 жыл бұрын

Thank you

Great review as always Mark, this movie looks epic I just couldn't stop laughing especially at the fight scenes, the twisting head technique as you called it applied to the same guy was legendary :)

The blind skit cracks me up every time Also the dad looks the same age as Mina

Oh hi mark. When I saw the notification I was no longer fed up with this world

So, I only recently discovered you, and I'm hooked. The algorithm delivered me to Champagne & Bullets, and my fate was sealed after that. I decided to start 7 years back and watch my way forward. I'm "here" right now, on the list. I just wanted to drop in to tell you, with great certainty, that I want all of your T-shirts. I love them ALL. And if you were my neighbor, I would most likely occasionally steal one from you. 👍 Appreciate the film perspective too. I was once a film student and loved it, even though the professor's slow monotone voice would put me down like a siren's song. But then, I got a job. 🤣

I've watched tons of your vids. Not sure how this got away, but I was in tears by the end. Your sarcasm was gold 😂

Your the man dude!! You are one of the few people putting out really good content on youtube with screen junkies, cinemasins, red letter media, channel awesome, and collider!

Black pepper is my favorite villain of all time. His character is so...complex.

Dude, I've become a huge fan! You never disappoint, Mark! Keep the great work!

RiffTrax did a great job on this one! Mark, you always do as well.

This movie makes "Samurai Cop" and "Hawkeye" look like "Citizen Kane" and "Casablanca."

Reserving this to watch on my brake. Keep up the good work brother.

@AL-SH

5 жыл бұрын

On your front brake or the rear?

@SonnyGTA

3 жыл бұрын

Your brake plays movies? Do you have a tiny tv screen on your brake caliper?

@SonnyGTA

3 жыл бұрын

@@AL-SH haha!! He dropped out of school at 7 years old.

OMG. The blind shooting callout followed by demonstration... perfect!! 🤣

i genuinely enjoy your content. Really makes my day. Keep doing what you do :)

Hey Mark do a video on penitentiary part 3!!! It's a poor man's rocky!!! What makes it so hilarious is that's meant to be a drama but it's so bad, you'd think it's a comedy!!! Watch it, I dare you to sit through it without laughing your ass off!!! 🤣👍❤️

On the one hand I love these movies, they're hilarious...on the other, I feel bad for the people who tried their best to come up with up them and they didn't turn out as well as they hoped :/

@anonb4632

4 жыл бұрын

At least one of the directors of these films - The Apple - attempted suicide after it flopped.

@Nirual

2 жыл бұрын

Yep. That Rad dude thought he was creating something serious, but that wasn’t the case.

@toweypat

Жыл бұрын

I hear ya. It's a shame. Although John Rad sounds like a total douchebag.

Three Neil Breen movies reviews, and I'm subscribed. You have such a funny passive way to comment your videos. It cracks me up the calm and collected way you talk and the on time jokes that make me lol. Great channel and I wish you many triumphs and sucess.

IM SO GLAD YOUR BACK BRO 3 REVIEWS IN A MONTH!!! KEEP IT UP PLEASE MAN I LOVE IT LMAO!

Anyone else catch how, at 16:25, the shots are cut together so that it's like his foot is on backwards? He's laying face-down but his foot is stuck like he's sitting upright

I lost it at the scene where the girl is hiding behind the sheet XD

Cool your back with more videos!! 😃 Love your videos, they are very funny and well edited

Lol, dam I love this channel! How there's only 100k subs is beyond me. This stuffs hilarious!

Love your reviews dude! Keep em' coming...

I’ve never laughed so hard in my life! You made my night

I get really excited when I see a new video from you on my feed!! Your videos are so funny, keep it coming man 😄👌🏻👏🏻📽

Geez!! Nothing but thanks for bringing this "gem" to light. Seriously, made my day...well, week, maybe

2:14 this is the greatest music ever. I’d drive to work listening to this everyday... if I had a job.

@nuttyrock6899

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I REFUSE to read your shirt as anything other than "I Bill Murray Bill Murray"

love watching your videos...your hilarious.thank you for all the hard work.

You are having a lot of fun filming this! Keep up the good work!

That porn music... I just, can't... Oh man, this is gonna be good.

Holyshit! I didn't have to wait 2 months for the next episode!

Hiding under that sheet was the highlight for me. 😊

I'm glad your making videos more frequently again, Mark! I was having withdrawals. I watch a number of "bad" movie reviewers, and you are tops on my list! Yayy!!!

This is literally so funny-I died laughing so many times😂😂😂 God bless you for sitting through these movies so we can all watch these hilarious reviews😂😂

15:35 Stan Lee?!

@WiseSageBum

8 жыл бұрын

His brother, Dan Lee?

@jackpark9463

8 жыл бұрын

+Wise Sage Bum/ Becoming Molehill Or his cross dressing grandma, Nan Lee?

@WiseSageBum

8 жыл бұрын

Jack Park Or his body builder son Man Lee?

"But then again.... how would she know". I completely lost my shit with that line. Thank you.

At 3:50 I already lost my mind at the "FIGHT CHOREOGRAPHY". Reminds me of the time me and my friend recorded ourselves fighting with sticks so we can add lightsaber effects to it using cracked sony vegas. God bless.

2 videos in less than a month's time 😲😃

Mina Looks like a Discount Sigourney Weaver on the poster lol

@SuperPeterok

4 жыл бұрын

How do I have a nicer ass than her?

@skylx0812

3 жыл бұрын

As a new workin' girl driving around picking up johns standing out on street corners is how daddy's little girl inadvertantly became the serial killer that brutally murdered several gay street hustlers.

Wow, that music.. A kid playing the Seinfeld theme on a toy keyboard... And the punching sound effect was from a SNES game.. :D

Love these videos! keep up the good work

Seriously, this movie makes “Samurai Cop” look competent 😳 OMG lol

@LoganHunter82

3 жыл бұрын

This movie makes "The Room" look competent

Mark in the future you should review either the amazing bulk or Garfield or smurfs I think they will prove to be rather difficult. Love your videos greetings from Ireland!

@gonzogorriliaz3460

8 жыл бұрын

Or daredevil 2003 lol

@xF1GHT3R97

8 жыл бұрын

If you havent seen it yet go on the channel "I hate everything" he has done a review about it. And its realy great in my opinion. A review about The amazing bulk i mean.

@gonzogorriliaz3460

8 жыл бұрын

+Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki ya I've just come from it that's why I want to hear Marks opinion because the movie is so fucking disastrous

@ThePhoenixArchives

8 жыл бұрын

One I've not seen done yet is The Celestine Prophecy movie. It's really bad.

@gonzogorriliaz3460

8 жыл бұрын

+Empath Support and Psychic Secrets. Never heard of it tbh

19:43 - 20:01 I love that fight with its sound effects hahahahaha

Hey Mark, just wanna say I love your channel man, you seem like a really cool guy. Keep up the good work!

@FanboyFlicks

8 жыл бұрын

Thanks buddy

I think this is one of the worst movies you've reviewed yet...

@FanboyFlicks

8 жыл бұрын

Me too

@gojewla

2 жыл бұрын

It may very well be the worst/best.

you should do The Nuttiest Nutcracker, aka the Foodfight of the 1990s/the greatest animated Christmas movie of all time

@dedses614

7 жыл бұрын

Char Rar fucking this. just look at the trailer on yt if you guys don't think it could be bad enough to be reviewed.

This my man, is one of your BEST!!! HILARIOUS

Great, I've been waiting for new episodes. Looking forward to more.

I don't know why, but the butt knife had me in hysterics...

That steak knife was actually a butt-er knife.

@nuttyrock6899

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

19:35 when I was in the Army deployed in Iraq I sort of became the Company’s unofficial videographer because I videoed everything and made little mini movies during my night shifts. I filmed a company boxing tournament and I pimped it out with multiple camera angles, music from The Matrix and slow mo shots. I only had a few sound effects for the punches, mostly taken from Indiana Jones movies, but damn, even I mixed things up by playing the sound effects at varying speeds if things were getting too repetitive 😂

This is my favorite of all Mark's reviews. Watch this one over and over again and LAUGH!