It's obvious that Sever was played by one of the Lucy Liu bots from Futurama.

@planescaped

2 жыл бұрын

That's where I've seen her from before! I didn't know the Lucy Liu bots were in anything else.

@scottdoesntmatter4409

Жыл бұрын

it also explains how the heck she could possibly beat the hell out of everyone she comes across, despite being tiny.

@benrussell5070

Жыл бұрын

She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot...

@andrewdzierson2036

Жыл бұрын

And how friend 😹

@timmyjackson6918

7 ай бұрын

I love you too, PHILLIP J. FRYE!

The soundtrack to this movie must be great. Track 1: (Excitment) Ahhhhh-ah-ahhhh-ahh-haha Track 2: (Sadness) Whoooahhhhh-ah-ah-ah ahhhhhh Track 3: (Excitment 2) Ah......Ah!.....ah-ahha-ah Track 4: (Reflection) AHahaha----ahaha-ahhh ahahahha Track 5: (Tense Fighting) Ohhya-ah-ah ah

@marcosrecio4062

5 жыл бұрын

I really like track 2

@oshanesinclair5694

5 жыл бұрын

The greatest movie track list ever 😁😂

@anikmonette2140

5 жыл бұрын

I'm both excited and bored at the same time. Not a bad mix but quite an odd one...

@damianstarks3338

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@suzyq3771

4 жыл бұрын

😅😅😅👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

The early 2000s were really not a good time for action movies due to a lot of studios trying to copy The Matrix. This movie is a prime example.

@nignamedmutt7270

Жыл бұрын

Man.... I fucking bought into the hype of EVERY movie during that Era, but I was too young for my mom to let me watch it lol(born in 94) This movie, and "Cradle 2 tha grave" are the two that I can VIVIDLY remember the trailers for, and have always been meaning to get around to watching as an adult lol The plot to Cradle 2 the grave was literally "bad guy steals diamonds that actually power up a super powered laser weapon" lol

@Johnny_Rico.You_Know_WhatTo_Do

Жыл бұрын

@@nignamedmutt7270 It stinks. I always want to like it because I love DMX and like Jet Li but it stinks

@pchtommy1268

7 ай бұрын

the hell you talking about there are actually loots of great movies from 2000s

@Macephtopheles

4 ай бұрын

@@pchtommy1268 There are lots "of great movies from 2000s" and nobody is disputing that. Nobody is even disputing that there are some great action films from the 2000s. What the OP said was the 2000s weren't really a good time for action movies as a lot tried to copy The Matrix which is also not in dispute. So, to quote you... "the hell you talking about" as you seem to have missed literally every point the OP made.

@pchtommy1268

4 ай бұрын

Well i actually miss the 2000s action films, its way better than what it is today, it had a so bad its good style

7:52 Julio: "You're sweating." Ross: "It's been raining." Yet, there's absolutely no moisture on Ross' head whatsoever. Could this production not afford water?

@gageperuti5519

6 жыл бұрын

Tyrant Gregcag Ironic, since this movie cost-not joking- $70 million.

@liizzset

5 жыл бұрын

It seemed it could. As from this video I see alot of "in the rain" shots. Plus agreed. A bottle of water is not even that expensive.

@gamerxyouthubecamp9624

5 жыл бұрын

Tyrant Gregcag all productions cost was on action/explosion shots

@s.storumus8620

5 жыл бұрын

They pulled a tommy wiseau

@tyrantgregcagkaiju71

5 жыл бұрын

Joseph Neva Lol I remember reading a review that said that the budget was actually spent on lap-dances for the cast and crew to keep them on board the production 😂.

The dumbest part of this movie is that the FBI has any sort of jurisdiction in Vancouver.

@troyschulz2318

6 жыл бұрын

Michael Gould There's a throw-away line where they say the FBI's part of some multinational task force and are working on behalf of local authorities. Or something like that.

@Rakshasa1986

6 жыл бұрын

The FBI and the RCMP often co-operate with each other... ...but I seriously doubt the writers knew that.

@anonb4632

4 жыл бұрын

That's how many Americans actually think though, that their government has the right to interfere in other jurisdictions but not vice versa.

@anonb4632

4 жыл бұрын

@@troyschulz2318 Interpol?

@alexandresobreiramartins9461

4 жыл бұрын

Americans think they have jurisdiction over the whole universe.

13:35 I also love how the car she steals conveniently has BAD on its license plate, in case we forgot we are upposed to think she is the baddie. Such thoughtful filmmaking 😆

@melonie_peppers

2 жыл бұрын

😂She's been the baddie

@charlessagigi9457

Жыл бұрын

Lucy Liu is a baddie

@danielfonville1840

Жыл бұрын

She bad asf

When this movie came out on video, my mom rented it and my brother made fun of it the whole time. It was hilarious. But a couple months later, my mom forgot we already saw it and rented it again! Didn't leave much of an impact I guess.

@yael8754

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know why but I've been laughing at this for a while now. My dad is the same, he can't remember a movie he saw yesterday lol

@planescaped

2 жыл бұрын

My mother did that with Toejam and Earl when I was a kid. She must've rented it like, 3 or 4 times because that name is just so catching, yet she didn't play games so she never remembered actually renting it for us. XD

@nothingforgrantedPS23

2 жыл бұрын

Lol, what did he say?

@singeradams266

2 жыл бұрын

@@nothingforgrantedPS23 My brother? Well the least offensive way to describe it is he was riffing like the not very bright Director of the film. We were assholes back then.

@nothingforgrantedPS23

2 жыл бұрын

That's awesome. Yeah we were assholes as well, good times.

I watched this film years ago and two things stuck with me. 1. The insane amount of RANDOM slow-mo 2. That simultaneous 2 car barrel roll. Replayed that scene like 300 times.

Now that Ecks vs. Sever is done and dusted, when will we get the masterpiece, Ultra Violet?

@brianaguilar8283

6 жыл бұрын

Universe of The BluTubers the extended cut is better.

@sandwichlovemachine2546

6 жыл бұрын

Or Dragonball Evolution or Superbabies

@aderemiporsche

5 жыл бұрын

@@sandwichlovemachine2546 Don't ever mention Superbabies. Ever!

@unclepatrick2

5 жыл бұрын

And at least the Stunts in Ballistic Eck vs Sever, were real. Ultra Violet has too many scenes that are bad CGI . And I mean Bad by the standards of the time that Ultra Violet came out in.

@andim.8788

5 жыл бұрын

I loved the colour fights in the end

Lucy Liu commented that during the filming of this movie she often had no idea what was going on. She remembers being told to run a lot , having no idea why she was running or at what point in the story it was. She herself would joke about Ecks vs. Sever being the worst movie ever made. Your video is the most I've ever seen of it and I'm beginning to understand why.

I love how unintimidating the prince of darkness is throughout the entire movie

@prince-solomon

Жыл бұрын

And to think he played Darth Maul...

@danielfonville1840

Жыл бұрын

No way bruh Darth Maul is scary as hell his face is menacing I remember watching phantom menace when I was young and scared shitless of him.

@Raicheru13

Жыл бұрын

@@danielfonville1840 It was pretty impressive. Ray Park's martial arts experience, body language and facial expression provided a lot. But Peter Serafinowicz was the voice dubbed over Ray Park's lines. They joked during interviews that Ray park was physically intimidating but the moment he opened his mouth, his tiny voice would make people laugh.

@BiriBiri925

8 ай бұрын

Darth Maul was definitely terrifying. And the fact that he essentially doesn’t say a word throughout the entire film (except for that phrase at the beginning) made him even scarier. I still remember the scene when he walks from side to side and grins after killing Qui-Gon.

GARBAGE DAY

@dylankaiser5546

6 жыл бұрын

what... no!!!

@saxongreen78

6 жыл бұрын

Whenever I read this comment, I do the voice, too!

@gamerxyouthubecamp9624

5 жыл бұрын

Sodham G'morris same here can't help it

@damianstarks3338

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@jasonjoseph6497

3 жыл бұрын

Out of nowhere for the win

What a story Mark!

@Coldcustard666

6 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Paulino oh hai doggy

@randod1683

6 жыл бұрын

Dernald Tremp I did not hit her... I did not!

@randod1683

6 жыл бұрын

Some memes age like wine

@SUBWITHOUTVIDEOPOSTCHALLENGE

6 жыл бұрын

Dernald Tremp oh hia mark

@swarlyy

6 жыл бұрын

ship ship ship ship ship

Honestly, it sounds like Peter Griffin wrote the script.

@sblinder1978

4 жыл бұрын

Hmm yes. I found the film shallow and pedantic.

@mallorywingate103

4 жыл бұрын

ha ha

@DavidLLambertmobile

2 жыл бұрын

Gina from my work ....

@TerrenceNowicki

2 жыл бұрын

Way More Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever vs Big Ecks vs Big Sever

@shawnfields2369

21 күн бұрын

​@@DavidLLambertmobileHey, I don't remember my Mom writing this garbage...

For the longest time, I was worried that no one was ever going to review this Z-grade film ever again. What a joy it is to see someone review it again 😎! It is quite amazing at how terrible this big-budget flop is.

I only wanted to watch this movie because of the Gameboy Advance game that came out five years before it. Real development hell movie.

@HyperRealityChannel

3 жыл бұрын

Eyy b0ss

@tumblingworm737

3 жыл бұрын

LARRY RULES

@DrunkJackal

3 жыл бұрын

There were two GBA games! I had the original, just called Ecks vs. Sever, which was released before the movie and based on an early script. The Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever version came out along with the movie. I have not played the latter.

@princesssprinklesthecat4192

2 жыл бұрын

Larry Bundy loves black men

@JKintheAK

2 жыл бұрын

I actually thought the movie was based on that GBA game... turns out they held the movie back and the game came out anyway. Both were shite so no worries.

Fun Fact about this movie: Agent Sever was originally written to be played by a man. The film's original stars were Wesley Snipes and Jet Li, then Vin Diesel and Sylvester Stallone.

@needfoolthings

Жыл бұрын

I'm glad they did get Vin and put him in a black wig!

@CollegeDroputPowerpoints

10 ай бұрын

Wow it sounds like this could have at least been semi good

Ecks v Sever: Dawn of Ballistic

@damianstarks3338

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@andim.8788

5 жыл бұрын

Chucked

@michal31131

3 жыл бұрын

Ecks together strong

@3Guys1Video

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

Haha I love how so many movies are filmed in Vancouver but passed off as some other city, and this one is one of the few that actually is set in Vancouver but it's terrible. Sorry Vancouver.

@nelgluhak6709

6 жыл бұрын

Someone is watching Every Frame a Painting? :P

@anonb4632

4 жыл бұрын

Putting the oeuvre in Vancouver.

@Papawill13

4 жыл бұрын

Not hard to understand. Any Canadian actor who wants to make money goes to America. Any American company that wants to save money filming goes to Canada.

@brianaguilar8283

4 жыл бұрын

Vancouver is a nice location after all

I attended Comic Con in San Diego back in 2002 and remember watching the panel discussion of this movie. It was just Lucy Liu and Ray Park on stage trying to hype a film that seemed very uninteresting even to them. Banderas had "other commitments." At least Lucy was nice to look at, but I wish Talisa Soto had been there. After it was done, I recall looking at my brother next to me and we both just shrugged our shoulders. A year later I learned what a disaster this was when I watched it on cable. Shockingly bad. Great vid Mark.

It turns out the GBA game, based on an early version of the script, actually explains both the pills scene *and* "Why is FBI dude using Ecks over literally any current FBI agent?" There Ecks turned to drugs after the "death" of his wife and son (already born in that version, and their survival is so tacked on it could have just been cut entirely), and since his official retirement the FBI dude has regularly been using him as a deniable, expendable agent in exchange for supporting his habit. This also in turn explains why an FBI agent is getting involved in spy plots in the first place. Why were these cut from the movie? Don't know! GBA plot still isn't *good* ("You killed a bunch of innocent law enforcement, but the bad guy was behind everything so you're free to go!") but it can be understood as a series of events. The movie version doesn't even have that.

The songs in this movie sound like they remixed a yoko ono album.

When you pointed out that the music is bored i almost died laughing 😂

@PandemoniumMeltDown

4 жыл бұрын

Lucy Liu is bored, Antonio Banderas is bored, even the music is bored 😂

I once quit doing mechanic work. Thought i was happy, just smoking brisket and making my own BBQ sauce. But in the back of my mind, i knew something was missing. Then it happened. My old boss from years ago called me. He needed me for one more job. He sent 2 goons to rough me up. I beat the shit outta them with a fire poker that i use to...poke wood around in the firebox. The he came from the corner of my house, and said, "Oh, Hi Mark." So i went back, and started working on cars again.

@tattooedbyderek

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@idontevencarewhathtissays

2 жыл бұрын

It took me two years to realize that you were a mechanic with the last name Carr.

@sadikmeah4057

Жыл бұрын

Same thing happened to me when ... Actually let me get back to you, I'm taking a dump

@monsterhanna6691

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

Sever was just checking the boy's blood for Midichlorians-- I mean, infections. That was lame. 😳 Oh, hai Mark...

Random slow motions, awkward stares, nothing makes any sense...... Fateful Findings, anyone? I think I know where Neil Breen got inspired.

"Even the music is bored." LMAO XD

I believe it's a travesty that this gentleman, Mark, only has a hundred thousand subscribers. He should have well over a million. His content is that good and unlike a lot of KZreadrs out there, he actually does his research before releasing his content

@alexandresobreiramartins9461

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, I find it sad that unboxing channels have millions of subscribers, while a good content youtuber like Mark only has 100,000.

7:50 That's Darth Maul! Ray Park himself! Guess he's doomed to the "henchmen" role.

Who else dropped everything when you got the notification for this video

@ivythetwisted6908

6 жыл бұрын

Same here

@dariuseatmon3971

6 жыл бұрын

What homework

@randod1683

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah boiii other than my phone lmaoooooo boiiiii

@fishinapond943

6 жыл бұрын

There I was beating my dick to porn until I got a notification from fanboyflicks I freaked out and watched this video

@hatednyc

6 жыл бұрын

Spencer Watson You done stole my comment! The bell done been had ring!

Darth “the prince of darkness” Maul. Or Toad, the prince of darkness.

@thatbloomer5642

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, what a fairytale twist

That super bland henchmen is actually Ray Park, otherwise known as DARTH MAUL. Now you can see why his lines in Phantom Menace were dubbed by another actor.

so thats why Ray Park never speaks

@darrenp428

5 жыл бұрын

I assume you mean Toad or Darth Maul .... I knows there’s a couple others but that’s all that come to mind at the moment.

@mrdrprof99

5 жыл бұрын

@@darrenp428 he was there.....he was in it. Poor guy.

@mrdrprof99

5 жыл бұрын

They could've saved the movie by giving him a sword.

@MrThomas564

4 жыл бұрын

@@darrenp428 Don't forget he played Snake Eyes in the G.I. Joe movies.

@guybrush1701

4 жыл бұрын

@@darrenp428 He was the Headless Horseman in Tim Burton's Sleepy Hollow

9:41 Okay, I'm assuming Ecks had to smuggle his pills into the car and used a camera as a cover in this scene. Because if not, that means someone in the props department was too lazy to get an actual pill bottle, and used a FILM CANISTER instead.

@mariethe_patate3696

6 жыл бұрын

Lady Marmalade - They spent all the money in explosions... There was no more for pill bottle (that's probably why there was no pills for the rest of the movie...) 😂😂

@maria.whiddon

4 жыл бұрын

@@mariethe_patate3696 lmao perfect

@brianaguilar8283

4 жыл бұрын

If it’s medication prescribed by a doctor then why would he have to hide it?

@ronburgundy244

3 жыл бұрын

@@brianaguilar8283 I think the movie was trying to imply that he's an addict and has been trying to hide those pills from the department, but then again I'm probably a better writer than whoever made this.

She knows, that he knows, that we know, that they know where his wife is. God this movie plot is garbage. That is literally the movie plot.

this movie would've done much better if it were passed off as a satirical comedy

I died laughing when he was talking about how she shot Julio for no reason

Funny how the cars that they blew up just happened to be piece of crap cars.

@LivingWithLilac

4 жыл бұрын

It was 2002 but every car was a 1983 Buick.

Okay the blowing up the car part is actually the only part that DOES make sense. The second car was blown up to make Ecks think his WIFE had also similarly died (in case he survived, i assume?), and so he wouldn't come looking for her, i guess. That's an unreasonable contingency to plan for, but at least Gant is thorough, i guess...

@fightingmedialounge519

3 жыл бұрын

Except as pointed out in the review that still would lead to problems.

@fightingmedialounge519

2 жыл бұрын

@Christa Simon so, I guess you're agreeing with me.

This amazing script was written by a guy named Alan B. McElroy... who also wrote several episodes of _Star Trek: Discovery_ (which actually makes perfect sense)

Congrats on 100k you fucking deserve it loving the content 👌

I always appreciate the effort you put into these reviews, they're hilarious and almost relaxing entertainment. This movie specifically I'd completely forgotten about but I remember thinking the name of it was the dumbest thing I'd ever heard, and after that I never heard about it again, until now. I just don't know why they chose that name. I can't imagine Lethal Weapon: Riggs VS Murtaugh or Casino Royale: Bond VS Lechief

I can’t believe they dragged Antonio Banderas into this.

@IABITVpresents

5 жыл бұрын

and Lucy Liu

@J.S.3259

3 жыл бұрын

Liu’s RISE: BLOOD HUNTER (2007) is possibly worse

@dustinwatkins7843

3 жыл бұрын

@@IABITVpresents She is awful

@IABITVpresents

3 жыл бұрын

@@dustinwatkins7843 how

"She doesn't want to kill him. She just wants to give him diabetes." Best quote ever.

@fordshojoe8080

10 ай бұрын

Just kill him more slowly and more painfully

is this the 100,000 special? cool, see you at 1 billion subs mark

@dervakommtvonhinten517

5 жыл бұрын

so he shouldjust ignore the million, 10 milion and 100 million?

@brolo7234

3 жыл бұрын

I just wish he could make it 200k. This man deserves so much more attention :(

Haven't started it yet but I already like it lol

@BigBossSquirtle

6 жыл бұрын

Clemente NO, THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!!!

@epicgamer2534

6 жыл бұрын

BigBoss Squitle Haha

This movie's color palette and overall look/design is extremely boring and flat not to mention that atrocious moaning soundtrack.

You'd think Lucy Liu or Antonio Banderas would have created a fake account and give it at least one good review on Rotten Tomatos.

Dude, a movie this bad can never be described as being boring.

@sydneyslaughter7163

3 жыл бұрын

It’s worse when the movie is both bad AND boring

@youreshouldoflearntgrammer8277

3 жыл бұрын

Sadly there are films like that

Oh hi FANBOYFLICKS !

@randod1683

6 жыл бұрын

Oh hi Magalinnda Clavien

@princekyriecadet1063

6 жыл бұрын

Anyways Boeing AH-64 Apache hows your sex life???

@randod1683

6 жыл бұрын

Magalinnda Clavien It's confidential

@princekyriecadet1063

6 жыл бұрын

Come on Boeing AH-64 Apache dont be a chicken cheep chep cheeeeeeeep

@olivialovessnow880

6 жыл бұрын

I just like to watch you guys

“Even the music is bored” got me dying lmao

That roof top fight scene feels like it's mostly the rehearsal that got filmed, then Producers said to cut it, so they never finished shooting, so when Producers said to add it in after a screening they just took what they could out of the rehearsal footage where several blows clearly miss by a foot and used weird slo-mo and stares to fill out the time. Also, someone is firing a high powered machine gun and Ecks walks towards the fire to pick up his handgun first? BS.

Woman with hands > man with gun Logic.....

@gnomeam

6 жыл бұрын

Nothing in this movie is logical. Nothing

@DonKilluminati420

6 жыл бұрын

K your all sexist feminazi's

@DonKilluminati420

6 жыл бұрын

TBH your all probably the type of person to say " we all deserve equal rights " which I agree with but two hours after you shout " women are more superior then men!! "

@DonKilluminati420

6 жыл бұрын

+Trev 8 I was going to actually explain that but by the time I remembered it was almost 12 am so I didn't really bother what I was going to say was " either your all joking.. or your just plain sexist "

@DamienDrake

5 жыл бұрын

How about all the idiots with guns getting within striking distance of Batman in Batman v Superman?

Lucy Liu still looking fine as ever ❤

@cjwrench07

5 жыл бұрын

She always will. She’ll still look the same when she turns 60.

@Nerobyrne

5 жыл бұрын

Even she couldn't save this movie. There was never any hope for it.

@Acesahn

5 жыл бұрын

She plays a very good Japanese android.

@FatherAxeKeeper

5 жыл бұрын

Lucy Liu is one of the plainest, most average looking asian women on the planet. I feel like you guys havent seen many asian women.

@RenaldMusic

5 жыл бұрын

@@FatherAxeKeeper Sorry buddy, but Lucy is a snack

Did anyone see that the yellow cars registration plate said BAD

@nicholasbrownlee4209

6 жыл бұрын

Indeed! I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that! It seems so fitting.

Fun fact: This boring-ass movie had not one, but two video game tie-ins. The first (Ecks Vs. Sever) was a first-person shooter for the Gameboy Advance and it garnered good reviews. It was based on an early draft of the script and due to the film's pre-production hang-ups, the game came out before the movie. The second game, Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever, came out after the film's release and followed closer to the film's plot. It got decidedly less-positive reviews.

Here's some suggestions: Dune Freddy got Fingered Reefer Madness Nor orchids for miss blandish Plan 9 from outer space How do you know? United passions The avengers (1998) I spit on your grave Caligula

@brianaguilar8283

6 жыл бұрын

Bimbo Baggy pants a few more: I Know Who Killed Me Glitter The Hottie and the Nottie Alone in the Dark Movie 43 Emoji Movie Disaster Movie

@timo9186

6 жыл бұрын

Bimbo Baggy pants i recommend Star Crash

@shugaroony

6 жыл бұрын

Dune is a bit of a mess due to it being cut to ribbons (and well it is David Lynch too), but its well watchable, and follows the story fairly well. Would still love to see a good remake of it now, its a tremendous book and deserves justice on the big screen.

@shugaroony

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah heard he was doing it, and after the supposedly great work he has done on the Bladerunner sequel, I hope he can do it the way he wants to. If he can, we could finally have a Dune screen version that works and truly fills out that epic universe.

@shugaroony

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah agreed, there is probably no one better at the moment to make this a success.

Congrats on 100k subs mark you deserve it bro.

Wow, that movie actually featured Vancouver as Vancouver.

@MrThomas564

5 жыл бұрын

That's why it's unapologetically Canadian.

@anonb4632

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrThomas564 It's part of the Vancouver oeuvre.

@MrThomas564

4 жыл бұрын

@@anonb4632 DUH!

Call me ... Prince of Darkness! Nah, we'll call you Ozzy ..

When this movie came out in 2002, it was plastered everywhere on billboards, newspaper feature, TV ads, etc. I thought it was gonna be a cool badass movie just looking at the poster, it’s got Lucy Liu from Kill Bill and Antonio Banderas from Mask of Zorro even… but for some strange unexplained reason I didn’t feel compelled to watch it. Now I know why and good thing I passed it.

@nothingforgrantedPS23

2 жыл бұрын

I know it.

13:57 What made the other car explode? Looks like Ecks shot from both ends.

@tyrantgregcagkaiju71

5 жыл бұрын

Sever tossed a grenade onto it for some reason.

@ruzzodac

3 жыл бұрын

shockwave; Science; DUH

The two best parts if this movie are: Oh hey, it's the frog guy from X-Men and Oh hey, it's Kitana from Mortal Kombat!

@brianaguilar8283

4 жыл бұрын

Talisa Soto actually quit acting after this movie

@bayonetta8418

Жыл бұрын

“frog guy” Toad from X-men also was Raiden’s stunt double from Mortal Kombat Annihilation.

I've always wanted to see this movie. You saved me an hour 30. This was not what I imagined. I was thinking matrix action.

@jimmyboy131

Жыл бұрын

That's what the movie makers had imagined too. Just didn't quite pan out that way.

"Even the music is bored." Haha, damn that was a good one.

how did youget through this review without once mentioning the names lucy liu and antonio banderas? Is that intentional? I would have thought the star cast, production value and cinematic release would be relevant, given how a lot of your reviews are for straight to video crap starring unknowns.

@timo9186

6 жыл бұрын

Phlegm Atic I'm.pretty sure it's intentional. He did that in previous reviews, too.

@drudle

5 жыл бұрын

Their celebrity status and the production value of the movie isn't a factor in how bad or good it is. That's kind of the point.

@anonb4632

4 жыл бұрын

FWIW he's done films with the likes of Jeff Goldblum, Vladek Sheybal, Joss Ackland, Nicholas Cage etc in them.

"Two of our marks are fighting on top of a store, what should we do?!" "I know, let's take two men up to a roof 500 meters away with heavy machine guns and shoot wildly into the store's roof!" Outstanding

I'm a Lucy Liu fan but she did seem bored throughout. There was a good movie inside this mess but it never survived. Sever could have been an awesome character.

Oh hai Mark

@garyleigh

6 жыл бұрын

hahaha what a story Mark.

@randod1683

6 жыл бұрын

MatHoffmann My vergin brother!

Fun fact: There's actually a Game Boy Advanced video game called Ecks vs. Sever that came before this movie was made and was based around early script of the movie. It's sequel is called Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever which in turn shared the same name as the movie source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecks_vs._Sever

@nignamedmutt7270

Жыл бұрын

I remember my cousin had this game and it was fucking unplayable. But I tried so goddamn hard to play it, solely because my mom wouldn't let me watch the movie so I figured the video game was as close as I'd ever get to watching it lol

@swefress

Жыл бұрын

@@nignamedmutt7270 Funny that now this is getting noticed lol.

The music sounds like when Spongebob discovered cooking stuff in a fire in Spongebob BC except that sounded much better.

You should do Death note, not only is it a disgrace to the original anime, but even as a stand alone movie it fails in almost every way

Didn't seem any less illogical than Alien Covenant... Which doesn't mean anything good, I guess.

Oh my gawd! Three months ad you've been consistant!? Keep this up please!

And congrats on the 100 thousand! Well deserved! Ur one of my favorite channels!

"... this is crazy, I just got a call from her saying you were dead!"

Oh Hi Mark, congrats on 100k!

It's always a good day, when you upload. You actually tuned a shitty day into a good one, for me.

I love that moment when you say "Missing part of the story, where are you?" That was so funny.

Some movies can't be bothered with details.

Automatic Thumbs up i went to see this shit in the theaters , holy shit it was terrible , blame me for the money it , i was madly in love with Lucy Li

@ThomasTVP

5 жыл бұрын

So much so that you can't even spell her name correctly?

Review the Divergent series for 100k

Good stuff man! Love the content and wish there was more. You should've blown up a long time ago. Seen all your vids and get weird looks every time from laughing so hard. Hope you keep going for a long time

Lol the music. 😆 It sounded very bored indeed. ✨👏 Awesome review ✨👍😆

DUDE. YOURE AT 100K SUBS?! HOLY CRAP! CONGRATS!!!! Long time fan! Ive been here for years and ive seen every video of yours! Youve never failed to make me laugh and because of you ive discovered so many awful films to love and mock. Great job, and heres to 100k more!

Oh my...you have hit the motherlode! This movie is atrocious from start to finish and it's no surprise the production company was also responsible for giving us Battlefield Earth.

People, just quit it with The Room referrences. It was funny when it was obscure, now it's just another "First" or "I'm so early..." comment.

@fightingmedialounge519

4 жыл бұрын

Which means people are never going to quit.

The huge problem with this KZread channel is I'm not getting enough of it in life lol.Great stuff man, like always.

Ballistically Dumb: Dawn of the fight of Bored vs Bored.

Wait: if she shot micro-robot thing into the guy, wasn't easier just to SHOT him in the heart and kill him? And how fast is that fucking thing? a nano-robot moving from the arm to the heart probably would take minutes if not hours

@xF1GHT3R97

6 жыл бұрын

Its the fastest micro robot thing alive

@ElOchentero

6 жыл бұрын

no kidding, could give Flash a couple of lessons

I love the fact that just before those cars explode that you can clearly see that it's raining but no one appears to be getting wet. Also, IMDB says that the director is "Wych Kaosayananda (as Kaos)". Kaos is VERY appropriate for his direction.

I adore your bad movie reviews. So funny! So glad you're back. Please keep it up. And you have one more Neil Breen movie to go.

I stopped cooking for this. #NotificationSquadd Congrats on hitting 100k by the way.

Weed + Mark video = 👌 timing

@italianfoodname534

6 жыл бұрын

Cancer

@dudemanbroguy3464

6 жыл бұрын

It is the best, I had the same thing happen with his last video. I think I was laughing pretty much the entire time

@johnk.7523

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

"...Simultaneous barrel rolls", "She doesn't want to kill him, just give him diabetes" 😂😂😂😂

Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever was simply gun pun in the aftermath of the success of The Matrix. I haven’t seen so much gun play since The Matrix and even The Wild Bunch. Despite that, this film has Antonio Banderas, Lucy Liu and Talisa Soto(her scene at the aquarium with her touching the glass in an attempt to connect with a Beluga whale was beautiful, in my humble opinion. A beautiful woman and a beautiful mammal). Lucy Liu’s Sever was very unique. She was very much like an Angel of Death, silent, deadly, devoid of emotion. The shopping mall shootout is also interesting because in scenes where either the good guy or the bad guy is firing a powerful weapon like an M-60 machine gun, the operator grits and bares his teeth. Sever has her lips pursed, unaffected by the recoil and inflicting a lot of damage. “She knows all your tricks. She doesn’t know mine.” “She’s going to kill you. Good luck.”- Jeremiah Ecks This is a a movie that is simply an action movie lovers film. No logic, just action. It’s not a great film. But I liked it. Good review.

just found this channel and I'm thankful I did. I needed this shit.

Who else wants fanboyflicks to review Cool Cat Saves The Kids?

What the heck is up with your channel. This is like the 10th time I thought I changed the channel by accident with the overly long ads. It started with a 7min non-ad for another show, and just now a *67min non-ad for the SEN channel which was going to be a whole freaking podcast*

I watched this movie at the cinema and the whole time I was... When is it the action going to start? I was so disappointed. Antonio was there. Oh boy!