“Because no one wants to offer one in prison,” 🤣

@singaporeghostclub

4 жыл бұрын

Good Evil well said

@singaporeghostclub

4 жыл бұрын

Good Evil no links so far

@davidgraney3413

4 жыл бұрын

O ya that line was epic. I'm taking that phrase and using it from now on

@COIcultist

4 жыл бұрын

@@davidgraney3413 But please don't precede it with the tired phrase about *"Because everyone has one"* Well at least not if you do a comedy gig for the local Ileostomy Association.

Lmfao this is like the best comedy club on earth right now wtf?! "I'll slap you just once you wont like that." 😂

@TheCrazyFinn

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's really brave to threaten to slap a woman. "But it's just jokes! lol"

@NyanHomeschoolGirl17

4 жыл бұрын

TheCrazyFinn It is actually, in this day and age.

@jamie7713

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheCrazyFinn He didn't threaten her. He made a point which revealed that her point was absurd. Also, it's a joke, not a 🍆, don't take it so hard...

@charleshill2121

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheCrazyFinn he did not threaten to slap her he pointed out that just one slap would be unaceptable. This was in responce to her 'that only hapend once' comment.

@akihitochan9988

4 жыл бұрын

Tou dont have a sense of humor. I wonder if you didn’t get socialized around lots of people early on 🤔

I lost it at “niggatine” patches. 🤣

@Stonnin

4 жыл бұрын

Amber Swafford can you time tag it? Mustve missed it thanks

@amberswafford9305

4 жыл бұрын

Stonnin its about 5 mins in

@andrewmartin6445

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, that was a good one.

@andrewrobinson2565

Жыл бұрын

@@Stonnin The joke begins at 4:09. Better late than never ☺️.

This guy is gonna blow up over here in America, we need this kind of comedy

@theorganicway2go

4 жыл бұрын

meh, hypocritical chumps like him dont last too long on the comedy circuit. And yes, no problem saying that directly to his face on the street.

@ashleylavergne4327

4 жыл бұрын

@Steve Sherman I was thinking the same thing

@HerrThorsten

4 жыл бұрын

"This guy is gonna blow up over here in America, we need this kind of comedy" - every pc-fucked up country does!!

@P.Whitestrake

2 жыл бұрын

Come on, mate. He's a comedian, not Al-Qaeda. LOL

@jerryx2000

Жыл бұрын

He will be in jail in woke America

It's refreshing to see that comedy isn't dead everywhere!

Most comedians would have spun this much material out over 4 shows. This guy was throwing them at the crowd like he has an unlimited supply. This is my first time so pease be kind... but I will be back. 'Dane got Game'. BRAVO, Merry Christmas, Subscribed. 🏆

@CNNBlackmailSupport

4 жыл бұрын

Wow, I thought the exact same thing. There is no filler here. No extended setups either. It's just rapid fire comedy and he doesnt miss much, if at all.

@CNNBlackmailSupport

4 жыл бұрын

@Bear that's a Dave I dont think you are fully understanding the OP. While many comedians do longer sets, they arent nearly as densely packed with punchlines. Guys like Dave Chappelle, Louis CK, Pryor, Carlin, and Chris Rock have material from decades of work saved up, yet they all still find ways to stretch the jokes out and eat up time. Louis CK, for instance, does pretty long setups for his jokes, which is his usual style. Norm McDonald performs in the same basic way. Baptiste didnt do the "have you ever...?" or "How many people here are...?" audience participation jokes. He didnt do the one-liners that comedians like Mitch Hedburg, Zach Galifianakis, and Steven Wright use to get in a ton of jokes per set. Baptiste's jokes stayed within their theme the whole time. He had to create multiple jokes for each topic, which isnt as easy as it seems. One liners don't have to connect with other jokes and they can be about anything. If you rearrange the order of jokes from a Hedberg set, each joke still works on its own. If you had to make several jokes about traffic, your punchlines need to be traffic related. That's a handicap compared to one liner comedians.

@nigelcarren

4 жыл бұрын

@@DaneBaptisteComedy I am doing just that mate... I consider it my duty. Finding good stuff this day and age is like finding a rich seam of coral whilst diving in the same old pond. Anyway, now that we are mates... could I borrow your lawnmower please? 😂 (Keep up the great work... I love it)

The more comedians that go to Comedy Unleashed the better we will be! Great set!

@remyllebeau77

4 жыл бұрын

I take issue with him bringing SJW BS onto a stage that was built to get away from the dying comedy of the left. I do admit that he was funny though, so maybe he will wise up, or maybe he just needs the premise so the jokes will work.

@adomaster123

4 жыл бұрын

Remy Lebeau u are being an sjw right now.

@remyllebeau77

4 жыл бұрын

@@adomaster123 I am not being hysterical or unreasonable, neither am I trying to deplatform him.

@adomaster123

4 жыл бұрын

Remy Lebeau nigga you are complaining about content that offends you. That is what sjws do.

@codex8085

3 жыл бұрын

@@remyllebeau77 this clown tweeted me about whites going extinct bc of a white liver matter tweet. Baptiste not the other bloke

"You're forgetting the rules, if you don't like it, just don't laugh"!! 17:09

found this like a year and a half ago and i keep coming back. definitely top tier comedy. "i got xbox and free porn wtf can you tell me old man?" is one of my favorite lines out of this.

"I want to be a transformer, but I can't pay my landlord in energon cubes!" LOL! A very hilarious bit!

thanks for the subtitles, as a german i highly appreciate the work. the gig was nice as well ofc;D

@XmarkedSpot

4 жыл бұрын

@@DaneBaptisteComedy Was für ein großartiger Set! Bitte mach weiter so und frohe Weihnachtsgrüße aus Köln ^^

"Not the comedian we deserve, but the comedian we need."

I'm visiting Japan in December. I just figured out how to avoid doing laundry and pay for the trip. I love the Japanese!

that swearing at the cancer bit, i haven't laughed that hard for a long time.

"you would never fight me in the streets". Fantastic!

Opinions are like arseholes. No one tends to offer them in prison!😁😁😁

I am so happy to see this sort of comedy start to come out.

@carltonpoindexter2034

4 жыл бұрын

@@DaneBaptisteComedy From the States, you remind of the late, great Richard Pryor. Love your comedy.

absolutely brilliant, epic. the way he shut down the heckling. Just shut her right up !

The exchange that starts at 17:05 nearly made me choke on my own laughter. Comedy platinum.

I hope I'm not the only one that caught "old-fashioned renaissance man" at about 15:12 and laughed at the juxtaposition of the two. Brilliant, Dane!

@Jay_Sullivan

4 жыл бұрын

You are using words without knowing their meanings.

@barebonesmusic6725

4 жыл бұрын

Is your real name Buzz Killington?

@Face2theScr33n

4 жыл бұрын

@@barebonesmusic6725 I have been accused of that before, bud! Good call! Happy Thanksgiving. PS. I think Dane did that intentionally. I think he's brilliant.

@Face2theScr33n

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jay_Sullivan You should look up "Renaissance". Then think about the meaning of the phrase "old-fashioned". I think Dane put the two together to be funny. I simply pointed out that I thought it was funny. What's wrong with that?

@sidarthur8706

4 жыл бұрын

Jeffrey Smith people have heard the word renaissance before haha we don't need it explained. good catch tho

6:00 “now I’m not an oncologist......” love it

Never seen Baptiste before, but he is great!

After seeing Dane on a few tv broadcasts his standup didn't click with me, but when he is set free at a venue like this I consider myself a convert. Great bit.

You are on fire. Best stand up I've seen fir a very very long time. You need your own series

Brilliant. You had me laughing out loud. 😂👍

thumbs up for the smoking ladies joke! that alone .... lmao

This channel consistently puts up funny new comedians -best channel on KZread right now for comedy

Thank you! I haven’t laughed like that in a long time. I appreciate you man!

This set was awesome! Just subscribed, Dane is absolutely hilarious!!! 😂😂😂 Love his delivery, content style and the way he approaches subjects. Hilarious!

It’s such a relief to be able to laugh at this stuff for once 😂subscribed 👍

Freshest comedian i have seen in a long time - thanks for your work

Discovering Comedy Unleashed has been a revelation. Love it!

Great stuff, you had me laughing! Hope to see more of your shows!

I love it. original, clever and just very funny as well.

Brilliant set, absolutely hilarious.

Very intelligent comedy act! And truthful. And the response to the heckler - spot on! LOL

Outstanding. Really funny and clever.

Thank You for the laugh! I needed that!

That Porn scene joke was really funny... "I'm a renaissance man!" :-D

Excellent stuff. Glad I came across this today. I needed a laugh.

Great skit I loved it!! Literally laughing the whole time.

That was awesome.....best standup I've seen in a long time.

Comedy is not dead. It's hiding out in the U.K.

That was a terrific set. Thank you for sharing it.

I've loved every minute of this! ❤️

This is like the British counterpart to Dave Chappelle

@codex8085

3 жыл бұрын

Except not funny

Ah. Talent, so good to see you again. ✌️💪🤛

Wow what a brilliant set 👍👍 hope to see more of your stuff 🔥🔥🔥

Soooo good!

Loved it!!!!

Great new talent. "Sometimes I watch porn, but I don't leave comments. That's a line you don't cross."

Totally brilliant !

Discovered you on your live at the bbc set, and fell in love , cant stop looking through your stuff! Great set!

@ghostfezlet

3 жыл бұрын

@@DaneBaptisteComedy Already done that. It's really nice to see you replying on slightly older videos, it makes a nice change

My God he's hilarious! I'm so pleased this was uploaded. Thank you.

' i am very very violent'... so good, man...the cyclical winding and rotating of comic genius. wish you million dollar success.

Brilliant. So refreshing.

Come to the US! You'll be very well received. Edit: Don't you hate people that comment before they've watched the whole video??

That was some good old comedy man, keep doing your thing

First time viewer man, and holy shit was I laughing non-stop. Great stuff for sure, I'm definitely subbing!

Excellent!!!

I really enjoyed this mate. Brilliant 👍

Subbed, fantastic routine. Keep it up Dane, excellent stuff ::D

Pure genious, at points! Bravo!!! 👏🏼👏🏼

Holy shit how did I find this!?! So funny! Thanks and I'm subscribed now!

Great fun, I enjoyed that set , thank you Dane..

"you're forgetting the rules if you don't like it don't laugh" my fucking sides left orbit

Genious. Greetings from Costa Rica.

Fantastic.!

this guyy XD i havent laughed so much in a long time! thank youu :)

Brilliant set!

Great stuff!

Bro why the FK dont you have more subscribers this set was GOLD!!!

Loved it

Great set!

Superb

You wouldnt even have to be that funny.. I laugh my ass off just hearing a GOOD U.K. accent of someone swearing and cracking jokes

Awesome!!!

Very funny. I'd say slow it down a little bit, though. The laughter of the previous line covered the next line, a few times. Great problem to have and easily fixed. Tune in to the audience and give them time to recover.

Excellent.

I am trying to figure out how to get the 'heart full of hate and a mouth full of cocks' line into a work conversation

This was gold!!

Great one!

You my man are a monster...of humour. Love love love

I love this guy I need more.

That line about the porn comment section, just might be used by myself in conversation one day. It caused me to pee just a little bit, and i will of course give credit to you for it. Also; I love it when a comedian easily dispatches a heckler with their own logic. Top notch, sir!

@16m49x3

4 жыл бұрын

Eh, it was kind of a stupid joke. Like vending machines is indeed a very Japan thing. But you won't see panty vending machines in Japan. It's not really indicative of Japan. it's just some funny thing that happened once, that he probably read an article about. Not to mention how Orange is the new Black made the plot of a whole season about making, and smuggling and selling used panties to people in the US.

@16m49x3

4 жыл бұрын

@Wekeepitabagoverhere That's just blatantly false

@16m49x3

4 жыл бұрын

@Wekeepitabagoverhere yes

A good comedian hits only one lane, his cultural lane; but a great Comic does donuts in all lanes. This guy is a Great Comic.

really good!

Reminds me a bit of Jimmy Carr but with his own twist. Good stuff!

@SubjectRandom21

4 жыл бұрын

I love Jimmy Carr. He's quick and witty.

Well done!

Great set mate!

FANTASTIC!!

17:20 That woman doesn't know what she's talking about. I live in Japan. There are used underwear vending machines in porn shops.

@eastsideterri22

4 жыл бұрын

So true. I've seen videos of guys buying them, uuuggghhhh

@sashimimisha

4 жыл бұрын

Weebs will defend their beloved Nippon to the death.

@jeice13

4 жыл бұрын

@@sashimimisha a weeb might have known about them. Shes probably just a white girl that thinks all negative comments about not white countries are racist lies

@iaroslavtitov2270

4 жыл бұрын

@@sashimimisha You kidding me? Perversion's one of the big reasons us weebs love Japan

@sashimimisha

4 жыл бұрын

@@iaroslavtitov2270 ok coomer

At last.. some real comedy coming through.. awesome :)

Wow great, I loved it all the way. Although my "Nan" made few "cheeky" comments about you :-P)))..

Great job man. Keeo it up.

That was great

Loved the way he dealt with the heckler

Amazing set

That's the funniest thing I've seen in years.

Just discovered this guy, laughed till I cried, pure class , got some catching up to do, shades of Patrice O'Neil 😆👍