Finally, a safe space for normals

@Kalleosini

4 жыл бұрын

maybe there should be safe spaces for all kinds of people. then all the KKK people can go to their safe space and stay there for good, and all the quasi-gender woke lesbians can get theirs. and on and on it would go, anarchist gets theirs, neo-nazies gets theirs, the westboro babtists gets theirs, furries gets theirs... every subgroup of our civilization would have their own town or city and be fucking contained there, I wonder which places would fall apart first.

@andyrocker9271

4 жыл бұрын

Adrian Mcdonald lol I’m gonna steal that term if you don’t mind 😂 normals that’s amazing

@aagantuk7370

4 жыл бұрын

Normies*

@jordane1350

4 жыл бұрын

@@aagantuk7370 Nah normies comes from 4chan incels hatred for society. I like "normals" more, clearly isn't derogatory, just means normal people (the silent majority) who don't care about PC or wokeness or kekistan or the "culture war" or any of that bullshit.

@BeardLegend

4 жыл бұрын

Mate, normies is from like the 60's. It used to be a slur hippies used for workaday non-hippies, like "square." Same deal though. Incels ... Hippies ... Both groups want free love ...

Gender Studies: *Hello students there are only 2 genders, class dismissed*

@snaz27

4 жыл бұрын

Oh come on, that's not true at all! 2nd year is "Hello students, back for the second term, one of the genders, is a boy... Class dismissed, see you next year"

@richardjoyce848

4 жыл бұрын

@Martyr4JesusTheChrist either you really need to get a life or your copy pasting wich is pretty much parroting, something you are whining about on other posts, seriously dude go get laid, im sure theres a guy out there that can give you one.

@thebeetalls

4 жыл бұрын

"Easy A", they said. "Cake walk", they said. How I survived, I'll never know.

@mkuc6951

4 жыл бұрын

*In our next lesson; how to effectively "reeeeee".*

@brynleytalbot778

4 жыл бұрын

Martyr4JesusTheChrist Basically gender is Masculine or Feminine, a grammatical use, and sex is Male or Female, a biological use. Gender has thus been hijacked to mean something contrary to its literal use in the English language. To say there are one hundred sexes would sound ridiculous but to term it gender gives the statement a degree of authenticity even though the term used is wholly grammatically invalid.

His joke, "why are you working in recruitment.... there are no jobs out there" was a very smart joke.

@infallibl

4 жыл бұрын

Very. The penny weirdly dropped a second later than I expected.. My mild embarrasment at this = very smart comedy.. Lol

@sheilasydneynotyerbizniz2933

4 жыл бұрын

So true though..recruiters are generally very young ppl right out of college who never worked a real job, no life experience either, judging ppl who do have life and work skills and experience for their competence and suiteability for jobs. It's the same idiocy like 20 somethings just out of psychology class telling fosterparents with 20+ experience in raising their own children and other ppl's children how to raise them. Insane and not very effective.

@mikitz

3 жыл бұрын

When all your friends are working in recruitment, you should know it's a pyramid scheme.

My daughter has a history degree. Calling people and bothering them is exactly what she does.

@unknownstuntman4166

4 жыл бұрын

cindybin2001 You got a history degree ?

@dogzebra2708

4 жыл бұрын

@cindybin2001 sometimes you just have to say. Fuck it and put up with it , just go for the grins and giggles. Besides that, my kids are a son 30 years old and a daughter nearly 40 years old. So I'm not really concerned with giving them a bum steer at this stage of the game. But tell you the truth. I did find the accent annoying.

@smartchip

4 жыл бұрын

@cindybin2001 you are stuck in your childhood, grow to being a adult, you need a safe space, to pet puppies, colour in books with a big box of felt tip pens and soothing music, snow flakes melt outside the safe space in the cold and or a freezer, don't expect the world to become a frozen waste land,

@dogzebra2708

4 жыл бұрын

@SJW Cure no, the whole vegan, sjw, alphabet society, puppy petting safe space thing hadn't infected campuses yet when she was in school. University were still in animal house mode at the time. When you either ignored people who insulted you. Or gave them an ass whipping.

@sticks5614

4 жыл бұрын

@cindybin2001 Did you take Gender Studies? If you were in the UK you'd be using a lot of profanity right now!

It comes to something when a comedian is visibly relieved to be able to tell jokes, what a world we live in.

I've watched this numerous times and it's gets funnier every time. All those 'COMEDIANS' still 'working' on mainstream TV should take note. This is what comedy is.

Dear Comedy Unleashed, I will gladly pay 20 pounds to watch 1 hour of Alistair Williams' stand up on KZread! Please make it happen! And if anybody else is with me - give this comment a thumbs up!!!

@thomassimmons1950

Жыл бұрын

👍

"Hey ladies! Men have been f*ckin' you over forever. Here, gimme 40 grand and I'll tell you all about it!" GENIUS!

@eliakimjosephsophia4542

4 жыл бұрын

Yea brilliant dec, some women are real suckers!

@joshstanton267

4 жыл бұрын

@@eliakimjosephsophia4542 yeah and the most outraged women (well all people in general to be honest) are thick and dull as a blunt tool shed

Never heard of him until his Sargon interview (I’m from the US), and this guy is the man. So good.

@TheHeretic435

4 жыл бұрын

Check out his Brexit/Burger King skit. It's top notch.

@sooz5703

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheHeretic435 And his channel. He does some great commentary on current events.

@missq3989

4 жыл бұрын

Join his you tube channel daily live-streams

@EnglishLaw

4 жыл бұрын

Check out his channel. Multiple Daily Videos :D Trump 2020

@hazelmoon7966

4 жыл бұрын

@@sooz5703 extinction rebellion fails was a corker

Egypt was one of the centres of the African slave trade. Millions of slaves ended up in the brothels and harems of Cairo. It was Great Britain that almost single-handedly ended the Atlantic slave trade. It wasn't Egypt. Nice pyramids, though.

@jerrywhidby.

4 жыл бұрын

People really should look at a Global Slavery Index map. Western countries are the rare abolitionist in the world today.

@JiveDadson

4 жыл бұрын

Yet the pyramids were built by contractors and salaried laborers.

@jerrywhidby.

4 жыл бұрын

@@JiveDadson they did DNA test on the oldest known mummies til the newest mummies. The results are interesting. Almost as if a group was let in under cultural enrichment, and then took over. www.nature.com/news/mummy-dna-unravels-ancient-egyptians-ancestry-1.22069?WT.mc_id=TWT_NatureNews&sf83265511=1

@saintejeannedarc9460

4 жыл бұрын

@White Brad Bad I'm sure the Egyptian labourers were given paid maternity leave too. They were such equitable people after all.

@JiveDadson

4 жыл бұрын

@White Brad Bad Are you attempting an irony? I was serious about the contractors and paid labor.

I have a History degree and I endorse this routine.

@michaelacheampong2869

4 жыл бұрын

History is cool, the past holds answers to understanding the future 😜

@TheProdigalMeowMeowMeowReturns

4 жыл бұрын

someone farts at 9:31

@algernonstruthers3585

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheProdigalMeowMeowMeowReturns That's history for ya.

@TheProdigalMeowMeowMeowReturns

4 жыл бұрын

@@algernonstruthers3585 mmmm sexy

@TheProdigalMeowMeowMeowReturns

4 жыл бұрын

@@algernonstruthers3585 you shut the fuck up now

I would hire someone with a gender studies degree. But I am only going to pay them 77 cents for every dollar a man makes.

@nforne

4 жыл бұрын

Seriously, that would be a really nice thing to do. Just imagine how happy they'll be that their degree has been vindicated.

@staninjapan07

4 жыл бұрын

;)

@TheWitchOvAgnesi

4 жыл бұрын

What if the degree holder IS a male? Well, you know what I mean...

@MrBannystar

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheWitchOvAgnesi Then they signed up for the distorted gender ratio which on those courses would be something like 1 male for every 120 females/32 attack helicopters/17 non-binary BLT hamburgers/68 gender fluid attention seekers and, dare I say it, a normal person somewhere in the mix. Good avatar btw.

@TheWitchOvAgnesi

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrBannystar Indeed! Nice avatar! You made me do a double-take. Charlie Hebdo - never forget.

This comic deserves more coverage, some cracking jokes.

When an Egyptian lady tries to demonize Europeans for slavery... the world has reached peak madness

@comitatus5337

4 жыл бұрын

Yes one of Arabs favorite things to , for last 1000 years at least.

@damnman7226

4 жыл бұрын

@@comitatus5337 its still going on they take slaves from east asia, lock their passports and make them work for them or fuck them

@mikitz

3 жыл бұрын

The pyramids were not, miraculous enough, built by using slave labor. However, African chieftains were more than willing to sell off some of their tribesmen in exchange for trinkets to entities *including* European shipping companies. Somehow these chieftains were victims as well, as defined by the modern day logic.

@bobjob3632

3 жыл бұрын

Someone should tell her about Egypt...

@bobjob3632

3 жыл бұрын

@@comitatus5337 true.... Egyptians aren’t really Arabs but I get your point.

..'in order to love your country you have to know whats wrong with it..' 👏

@johnbuscher

4 жыл бұрын

Hugh Jones gotta be careful or someone will commit a murder death kill!

@Chris-yj3es

4 жыл бұрын

That makes no sense at all

@jimjamjimjam7700

4 жыл бұрын

You also have to know what's right with it, otherwise you just become anti-that country like so many find it fashionable to be these days :/

The idea of bashing England for the slave trade is rather funny in of itself given the crusade England went on to stop it.

Gender studies: There are men and woman! End of Gender study!

@BenDover-ij7yp

4 жыл бұрын

Also, every single question on the exams have the same answer. Because PATRIARCHY!!!

@jalepenopvp2300

4 жыл бұрын

Attila Dobos it’s true 😂 I’ve had a friend go through thy. Course just to see what it was all about and she said every single class they brought up how evil trump is and she claimed they said he was worse than Hitler multiple times.

@saintejeannedarc9460

4 жыл бұрын

@@jalepenopvp2300 There haven't been so many black people working since decades, but Trump is a terrible racist.

@bud389

4 жыл бұрын

@@jalepenopvp2300 Just say, "lol, why though?"

@michaelsorensen7567

4 жыл бұрын

@FoxIslanderSteve that's not true! Some of them have dyed red hair or purple hair...

Alistair is the best. Great to see him actually doing a gig 🙏🙏🙏🙏God save Alistair Williams 🥃

@borneandayak6725

4 жыл бұрын

@MichaelKingsfordGray God is real, atheists is just a really stupid people.

@borneandayak6725

4 жыл бұрын

@MichaelKingsfordGray really? So you are fictional, because you have a name? Really? Wtf 😂😂😂. Dude, God is real, and really exist. Atheist is just too stupid to know Him intellectually and personally 😎😎😎

@borneandayak6725

4 жыл бұрын

@divorcedme amen, God bless us, amen 🙏🙏🙏

@markusalcudia

2 жыл бұрын

@MichaelKingsfordGray but doesn't Alistair have a KZread Channel where he talks about God and Jebus and acts like a reactionary lunatic?

@susettemclachlan8765

Жыл бұрын

He has and he’s a Christian now. With his wonderful sense of humour

Genuinely a good comedian. Shame he has been blacklisted for politics

@matthornton44

Жыл бұрын

If they aren't blacklisted they are most likely not worth listening to.

@spenser9908

Жыл бұрын

@@matthornton44 Whatever you have to tell yourself, mate.

@dredlew

Жыл бұрын

Has he been banned?

@jamesknox8016

Жыл бұрын

@@spenser9908 Have fun listening to the muted squibs then, pal.

@primafacie6442

6 ай бұрын

Not politics mate, telling the truth and making people laugh at each other and themselves. Comedy is now dead, have you seen what passes as comedy in 2023😴

I'm an Aussie. Yep you rumbled us. It's a bowling alley.

WE ADORE ALISTAIR WILLIAMS! Hes hilarious, unafraid, clever and spot on. UPLOAD MORE ALISTAIR WILLIAMS PLEASE!!!

@brianmckinnon4591

4 жыл бұрын

Alistair williams

We need one of these free-expression clubs... basically everywhere!

@ClintPoisson

4 жыл бұрын

It might just catch on and eventually become mainstream comedy again.

@juliapigworthy

3 жыл бұрын

They're called pubs.

The moment I noticed Free-expression comedy club I was sold. Well done Alistair, you deserve to be back on stage. BRILLIANT.

Avoid any degree ending in the word "studies" :)

I cant remember the last time a stand-up comedian actually made me laugh. Thanks for the video.

This channel is gold.

@bernicegoldham1509

4 жыл бұрын

Jm W word. So glad I found it. Tellin all my friends. 🖖

@bernicegoldham1509

4 жыл бұрын

cindybin2001 Wah ha ha ha ha! Well fuck, pookie. Good luck out there!

@maxpowerii7368

4 жыл бұрын

Bernice Goldham yeah crazy how great this channel is, just by embracing diversity of thought.

@joejitsu034

4 жыл бұрын

I found it today & haven’t seen a bad set yet ❤️👍

Holy shit I was dying after the Australian opera house conspiracy

@TombstoneHeart

4 жыл бұрын

Opera at the Sydney Opera House? You've got more chance of hearing rap music at the Mormon Tabernacle in Salt Lake City!

Not even 5 seconds into the video and I've never hit the subscribe button faster in my life. 'Free-Thinking' 'No Self-Censorship' 'If it's funny, it's funny' Exactly what comedy should be! At what point did it become anything but?

He is a breath of fresh air, more of it needed, he is very very good, ironic,clever and (important thing for comedian-he's got great sense of humour!

Alistair's hilarious comedy is going to save the world from eating itself.

@malungtvnews

4 жыл бұрын

toadaly toadaly he is going to win the loddery

@malungtvnews

4 жыл бұрын

@cindybin2001 I cant actually hear the words I just pick up all the t's he drops

I live in Sydney. It's not a bowling alley. It's a pub.

@AussieDreamChaser

4 жыл бұрын

Hehehe

@Sadarsa

4 жыл бұрын

the other guy from Sydney said it was a bowling alley... Humm.... maybe it's a Pub with a bowling alley?!? O.o Now i wanna go to the "Opera".

@nonyabizness2550

4 жыл бұрын

A bowling ally is a pub...with bowling.

2019: when you're genuinely shocked and pleased when comedy is funny

Ive probably watched this 3 times and it still makes me laugh. The sign of a great comedian.

You’re gettin better and better man, do more of these gigs and you’ll take off!

@j.m.w.5064

4 жыл бұрын

@cindybin2001 I like profanity.

A young person with a History degree is the same as an old person without one.

@jojotv5345

4 жыл бұрын

The old person lived History. He doesn't need one.... 😊😊😊 Cheers!

@dogzebra2708

4 жыл бұрын

Except the old people without one became plumbers and electrician and are pulling down more cash than the tendered gender studies professor.

@dangowad5368

4 жыл бұрын

Oh damn

@fabianallnutt4783

4 жыл бұрын

Depends what 'history' the young person has been taught.

@fvb7

4 жыл бұрын

Well the young person will have undoubtedly been told a history colored by the bias of whoever gave it to them. While the old person likely has dementia and is telling the youngster whatever pops into their head anyway.

“It’s fun to be able to do real jokes now.”

Q: "Why are you working in recruitment?" A: There are no jobs out there. That in the US would be: A: Why are you working for GOVT? A: There's no jobs out there.

@tonyguerra1273

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, we definitely gotta get a handle on the number of federal (and state and local and municipal) civil servants out there. Something like TWO MILLION in just the federal government alone. What the hell?

@WilliamViets

4 жыл бұрын

Just Looking That’s why no business in my area can find any employees.

@monikag1323

4 жыл бұрын

Lololol! I work for the government (public health) right now! It's the only job I could find in four years! I have a master's in psychology! Here in texas you pretty much need a high school diploma and a year of experience. I have 15 years of administrative experience in addition to my therapist work. Overqualified. They like 'em dumb sometimes down here. I love this state but the area I live in is really liberal which I hate. I thought I was moving to TEXAS...it's just Seattle in a red state. And I'm NOT in Austin!

The Australian Opera House joke is spot on. Even Australians don't know what it looks like on the inside; It may very well be a bowling alley.

Awww yeah, good to see Alastair on the stage. 🎤😊

I LOVE Allister Williams. 🇺🇸

I am the only Australian who likes opera. It gets very lonely attending

Met this guy in Liverpool Street a couple years ago. Happens to be my favourite up and coming comedian, especially after watching this.

I remember the Falklands conflict and the Islanders were solidly against the occupation of the Islands by the military junta from Argentina.

@juliapigworthy

3 жыл бұрын

The Argies wanted to capture what the British islanders had taken centuries to build up from nothing.. they had zero interest in it until the British had done all the hard work to make it worth having.

So nice to see him happy with an appreciative crowd!

Alistair come to America! We love your comedy!

He's spot on on the toilet conspiracy - it happened to me that the door didn't lock, the horror, I tell you!

@liamgeorgie2024

2 жыл бұрын

happened to me in Blackheath, South East London a few years ago on way back from the firework display... The horror of sitting on a toilet under what i can only call a fucking halogen interrogation bulb, whilst the door randomly opens, revealing me to thosands of people slowly shuffling past, turnt out a child pushed the button walking passed, i can laugh about it now but god damn, i blushed so much i was more red then a lobster

See, this kind of thing makes me want to actually go to London. For now, I'll settle for laughing at the videos, though.

The world can't be such a horrible place when Comedy Unleashed exists.

That was a good set!

Love your comedy!

Greetings from Australia. The "opera House" in Sydney Australia is mainly used for High School musicals called "Spectaculars"

As an American, my new goal in life is to visit that comedy club. I've never been to a comedy club, but spending much 💵 to get there seems worth it.

Hilarious!! It’s been many years since a stand up comedian has made me belly laugh.

Never been there and I love this club already.

Alistair: do you guys like conspiracies? One guy: YEEESS!!

Alistair is great! GOD SAVE THE STREAM!!!x

@missq3989

4 жыл бұрын

ndavidoff1 God save the Stream. Free Matty Rumble. Mr Brown rules

@wonderwhy6133

4 жыл бұрын

Miss Q - is Matthew Rumble 2 in da house??? 😜

@missq3989

4 жыл бұрын

MoMo MoMo hey MoMo

@wonderwhy6133

4 жыл бұрын

Miss Q hello fellow YaKult hehehe

@wonderwhy6133

4 жыл бұрын

Mr.BrownE rocks! 😉

We had gender studies when I was a kid, but it was usually one on one behind the bleachers.

I wasn't familiar with Alister until I saw him on GBNews tonight, such a shame the way he's been treated. Such a genuine man and a true comedian.

Greetings from the USA! That was hilarious, man! Keep it up

That was a good set with great delivery. He takes the piss out of all sorts but does it with real humour. These days we all need a few chuckles 😆👍

It's so refreshing to hear actual jokes again.

Love this guy

That is comedy gold right there, big guy! Just subscribed to your channel, too. The wife and I stumbled across your work last night and we watched the Brexit gag and laughed until we cried, and we're from the U.S. (though we keep up with goings on with our cousins across the pond). So... we just hit your PayPal and made a donation, because it's ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE for ANYONE to be silenced simply because others don't like the content of someone's speech! What the bloody hell is that about???? You keep fighting the good fight, sir. We'll support whenever we can. (The wife and I both served 25 years in our country's military, and I did it in some pretty sucky parts of the world. We didn't spend that time just to sit back and let the right to speak one's mind be killed off. No way, and that ain't happening as long as I have anything to say about it.)

This guy's comedy genius 😂!!!

Bringing it old school.

Thanks for uploading this video, hi Alistair! ✋❤️👍

First time I seen him. My God he is so funny. I have tears in my eyes lol

Nice to see you walking the boards again Alistair. Thank goodness for a comedian who's actually funny.

Enjoyed that, will search for a bit more of his stuff.

FINALLY ON A STAGE........... BACK WHERE YOU BELONG....

i have not laughed this much for a long long while!!!!!!!!! utterly brilliant, thank you!!

@forearthbelow

Ай бұрын

I saw him last evening at the Backyard Comedy Club in Bethnall Green, the same venue by the looks of it. He was headline act, the supports were pretty good but AW was AWESOME but was only onstage just over 30 mins which was a great shame.

Have watched this set several times. Gets better every time!

This guy has a future in this business.

Fantastic set !! Love this guy .. god save the stream !!!

Makes me laugh every time 😄😄

Recruitment joke had me in stitches

Just discovered Alistair Williams and he's a legend!

ALLOWED to tell jokes.... free speech LUV IT !!!!!

Fine comedy, I enjoyed watching.... It's a long time since I laughed watching stand up.

So glad I found this channel! It was about time I came across something like this. Desperately needed it.

Wow, this is actual COMEDY!

Priceless!

Such a great set!

Just found comedy unleashed, thank the Lord I'm home.!

More please, first time I've laughed at stand up comedy for ages.

Refreshing no PC!

That was HILARIOUS!!!!

Yo, keep doing more things man, so simple yet great timing and just makes me laughs on point. I'll be looking for more of your stuff.

Absolutely hilarious.

One of the funniest comedians around !!

Superb. I'd almost forgotten what real comedy was. Thank you.

This is good quality. Excellent connection with the audience.

So happy to see you doing standup again Alistair! 😁 Brilliant set. I think you're my favourite comedian now.

This entire set was incredible

Thanks Alistair!

That moment when he could not help but genuinely express relief and joy at be able to tell 'real jokes'...was exquisite. This is such an awesome channel....im actually getting waves of relief lol.... Think I might need to take a gender studies course ;) ha ha ha

Also epstine didn't kill himself.

@tomwinterfishing9065

4 жыл бұрын

He did. By proxy.

@ModernPict

4 жыл бұрын

@Martyr4JesusTheChrist but he didnt kill himself, to be fair

@Noah-cm6ek

4 жыл бұрын

@Martyr4JesusTheChrist also, as you accuse people of repeating things, you said parrot thoughts about 4 times.

@Noah-cm6ek

4 жыл бұрын

@Martyr4JesusTheChrist incorrect syllogism. You cannot accurately conclude by making one mistake that any further assumptions or statements I made requiring a higher level of intellect to prove are false. That is a logical fallacy. Also, I said "about four times." The semantics of counting the plural and singular forms of the phrase separately is laughable. You also used the word "parrot" a few times separate from "parrot thoughts" and while it is not the same phrase, you had the same meaning. You wrote a large comment and repeated your point repeatedly because it was weak. You are posting as an intellectual and Christian, but you are the exact hypocrite rebuked by Christ in his parables. I do not advise you enter a battle of wit with me as you are clearly hyper-emotional and barren of logic.

@richardjoyce848

4 жыл бұрын

@Martyr4JesusTheChrist take that logic and apply it to your religeon, ask a preist if you can find one that isn't buisy fucking kids.

This was fucking brilliant

This guy is brilliant! I'm totally bringing all of my friends to this comedy night at the next available opportunity and I hope this guy is there!

Something you'll never hear a potential employer say to someone with a degree in gender studies.... I'm sorry your too qualified.