Dance Vlog - SNL
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A father (Chris Rock) objects to the suggestive dancing his 15-year-old daughter (Sasheer Zamata) is doing on her live-streaming video dance vlog and wants to know what KZread commenters mean by "fap." [Season 40, 2014]
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Teddy so fucking far in the friendzone...
@sandedra329
7 жыл бұрын
I swear, she'd get dressed in front of him because he's so deep in the friendzone
@lynnj1077
7 жыл бұрын
Aaren Brooks id do him. lol
@Robin-xt7yo
7 жыл бұрын
Teddy sweatin' a bucketload at those armpits!
@hazelgoodshepherd9315
7 жыл бұрын
A white Jew-ish boy in love with a black Hebrew girl. I guess it had to happen sooner or later.
@nicolesfrederick2125
7 жыл бұрын
Aaren Brooks you said a bad word
"dad, that's not even a real chore" - FINALLY, someone said it!
@Boogyboi121
9 жыл бұрын
BonoLightier All of the years young men have wasted sweeping driveways.. This has to STOP!! haha
@BonoLightier
9 жыл бұрын
Jerrelle Noble YES!
@darshanvictor8479
9 жыл бұрын
I've never been told to do that.
@BonoLightier
9 жыл бұрын
The funny thing about this is that this video is now blocked in my country, so I don't know what kind of chore they're talking about.
@BonoLightier
8 жыл бұрын
Kate B. Thank you!
i feel for teddy. one time i was at my crush's house and his mom started giving him shit for not telling her he'd brought a girl to the house. his response: "MOM, SHE'S NOT A GIRL, SHE'S SARAH!"
@guapagrande4789
6 жыл бұрын
I've been that girl too 😔
@Alienpromqueen
4 жыл бұрын
Sarah Jane Martin same
@dreamlandbuds7710
4 жыл бұрын
Maybe he was trying to hide it?
@jacquelynn2051
4 жыл бұрын
I dont do crushes...I've got a birth canal.
@packetloss763
4 жыл бұрын
Sarah Jane Martin oh my lol
"He's not a boy, it's just Teddy." lool
@Gains11
7 жыл бұрын
0
@nimmuraj
6 жыл бұрын
Teddy-zoned.
@hectorarredondo6929
5 жыл бұрын
JAY478 "You're embarrassing me in front of just my friend" double friendzone that's hurtful
@jordandior5249
5 жыл бұрын
JAY478 DAMN
@TheBiggsMr
5 жыл бұрын
Got’em
Inception. Watching a KZread video inside a KZread video
@nma2476
8 жыл бұрын
I wanted to raise the volume on the video and kept dragging the volume icon on the screen by mistake.
@summerroy3111
7 жыл бұрын
(Inception theme) BWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
@Gman1998
5 жыл бұрын
Mind blown 🤯
@thatperson3653
5 жыл бұрын
MynJack I think he's referring to the movie
@stevent5229
5 жыл бұрын
Inside a KZread video.... INSIDE ANOTHER KZread VIDEO.....INSIDE OF A TACO BELLL.... INSIDE OF MEL GIBSON’s FOREHEAD
"Dad, there's nothing sexy about that dance." "Oh yeah. Teddy, stand up!" 😂😂😂
@CookingChildren
6 жыл бұрын
"Not a good time for me to stand up sir"
@chia5447
6 жыл бұрын
Why couldn't he stand up?
@chia5447
6 жыл бұрын
Lance Stevenson oh I knew that but I thought it was a different reason. I don't think she's attractive maybe bc I'm a girl. Thanks tho 😄
@lancestevenson3427
6 жыл бұрын
Chia surprising I'm a girl too but the username throws people off.😀
@tini96
6 жыл бұрын
Lance Stevenson how old are you
This skit was pure genius.
@tini96
6 жыл бұрын
bamboozledguy how?
@kokolatte825
5 жыл бұрын
But then he has over a thousand likes for this comment?
@user-kt3qm8jy8y
3 жыл бұрын
@@kokolatte825 ya mad jealous
I love when the show actually uses Sasheer to her full potential.
@amadeussmith693
7 жыл бұрын
FlareNetworkC maybe but its still not funny...
@n.fer.2596
7 жыл бұрын
FlareNetworkC they never do that
@applecoretv1469
3 жыл бұрын
@@amadeussmith693 mk
@kalamenco3071
3 жыл бұрын
1:18 was her real teen self speaking
"MICHAEL! What is fapping?" "Uh, it's what you caught me doing in my bedroom and we still haven't talked about it yet." DID NO ONE ELSE DIE?
@alyjamani4535
5 жыл бұрын
Sabrina Collins j
@thenlnlkn
5 жыл бұрын
💀☠️
@ninjabeast4477
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@okkcomputer
5 жыл бұрын
no one fucking died for fucks sake
@kokolatte825
5 жыл бұрын
That was the funniest part of this whole sketch or the only funny part honestly.
Haha "teddy stand up", "no thank you sir" lmao
"Go sweep the driveway" "Man! That's not even a real chore!" BY FAR my favourite moment! XD
@Dj-id9dn
6 жыл бұрын
Zoecat 101 no he says “it’s nota even a real chore”
@Helga947
6 жыл бұрын
PleaseJustKillMe TM same 😂😂
@crabbiesam2572
5 жыл бұрын
Ive actually had to do that before. It sucked. Took forever😔
@tajicbladeofthelegion5474
4 жыл бұрын
@@Dj-id9dn "That's-a not even a real chore"*
@hotmoms8951
3 жыл бұрын
ew speak american
That's exactly what my friend's daughter said: "It's not a boy it's just Kevin." I thought that was hilarious. Her dad didn't find anything funny about it.
@tini96
6 жыл бұрын
Vicki Bee they let boys and girls be best friends ?
@radiatorbacon5239
5 жыл бұрын
Ugh I remember the guy I did that to, I feel bad now, but hey we jumped on a trampoline together!
@kianriggan4268
5 жыл бұрын
@@radiatorbacon5239 What
@molliwilson5639
5 жыл бұрын
It's not a bot , it's just Teddy...
@MiloMondo
4 жыл бұрын
I bet Kevin felt even worse than the dad.
"Uh, still not a great time for me to stand up, sir" I was dying
@roxys.5705
5 жыл бұрын
TwistedGames A
@abbymarievlogs
3 жыл бұрын
Why can’t he
@luthermorrisjr1657
3 жыл бұрын
@@abbymarievlogs someone else will explain 👌🏿
@azuresky4984
3 жыл бұрын
@@abbymarievlogs I don’t get it either I think he peed his pants
@nikarayne
3 жыл бұрын
@@azuresky4984 😑
that shirt she's wearing doesn't lie
@ratwalsh8794
8 жыл бұрын
for realz...
@tini96
6 жыл бұрын
Aw
@caroljenkings4
6 жыл бұрын
-.-
@Nikki-dh7lz
4 жыл бұрын
Yaaaaz
i lost it immediately after he yelled "MICHAEL" the first time. This was one of the finest SNL skits of all time.
@haniya4359
7 жыл бұрын
MYKOL! Go sweep the driveway.
@kandiiyuutaamu
6 жыл бұрын
Yeah and "MICHAEL!!! What does fapping mean?". That bit really cracks me up lol! XD
@hamiltonstararronburrsir958
4 жыл бұрын
@@haniya4359 do I see hamfam?
“MICHAEL!!” “yeah, dad” “What’s fappin?” “Um ...it’s what you caught me doin in my room and we still haven’t talked about it.....” The realization in his eyes😂😂😂😂
@snakeeyes2551
5 жыл бұрын
That part made me burst out laughing
I feel bad that this didn't really take off, I feel like it was supposed to be a vehicle for Sasheer so she could have a bigger role on the show.
@shineon4378
8 жыл бұрын
How is she not mega famous. She should be on major movies.
@thegooseinator9614
8 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Everyone on SNL except Vanessa Bayer and Kyle Mooney are really good, it's just the writing that's taken a dip.
@ketchupkey9599
7 жыл бұрын
+TheGooseinator have you seen kyles solo stuff. hes the only reason a lot of people watch snl
@thegooseinator9614
7 жыл бұрын
+Ketchup Key I know he's basically in charge of the video shorts now, and those are okay, but he is insanely bad in the skits.
@quatros1000
7 жыл бұрын
I thought she is that actress from Billions tv show
"shout out to who ever started the count down to my 18 birthday" wow!
@guapagrande4789
6 жыл бұрын
Milo Moody I think that part went over most people's heads. I was like "omg wtf!" 😄
@himdotcom
5 жыл бұрын
Why did no one else in the comments seem to peep that. LMAO!
@dreamlandbuds7710
4 жыл бұрын
That made me realize the dad most likely wasn't overreacting...
@shazigetssober2394
4 жыл бұрын
And she's 15....
@caitie226
2 жыл бұрын
yeah I thought she had no viewers and was just making her own countdown at first. yikes
Chris rock is so funny as a dad!
@joriebelle1
7 жыл бұрын
Carolyn Roesbery Chris Rock is my favorite
@tatehildyard5332
6 жыл бұрын
I would love it he played a dad on an HBO comedy.
@donnellcoleman7784
6 жыл бұрын
Everybody hates chris
@strawberryrain547
5 жыл бұрын
Donnell Coleman why?
@abraden2004
5 жыл бұрын
Carolyn Roesbery watch him on grownups!
"No thank you, sir." hahahahah
@ruchak4960
8 жыл бұрын
"Teddy go home" "Still not a great time for me to stand up sir"
She is so pretty
@baronobeefdip2
9 жыл бұрын
IThinkWithMy Liver I had a thing for Abby Elliot when she was on the show, Too bad she didn't get a lot of recognition.
@jesikat1861
9 жыл бұрын
hollllller
@ArrayPro
9 жыл бұрын
k hassan NO FAPPING!
@baronobeefdip2
9 жыл бұрын
***** no promises
@onichi2995
8 жыл бұрын
Awesome! Comment K hassan :)
Poor Teddy.
Janelle: Dad you're embarrassing me in front of my "just my friend!" Teddy: "I love you" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
the 18th birthday count down XD
@andrewperry5125
6 жыл бұрын
Jenga Rodent And she was only 15 😂
Can we talk about how Sasheer is actually SUCH a good dancer!
If that video was real, It'd have to have more views than "Blank Space".
@lumpiaseverywhere
8 жыл бұрын
doubt it.
@feliciapattinson9591
5 жыл бұрын
Stfu
@kaamiljk5227
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah😂
Feeling bad for teddy.... he is so far even in friend zone Man that must hurt
"it's what my body wants to do" i felt that 🤣🤣
she's got moves
It took me forever to get the 18th birthday countdown.
@yasheeleekalingamudali5639
7 жыл бұрын
I still didn't...
@yasheeleekalingamudali5639
7 жыл бұрын
+zaria adams thanks dude 🙃
@Max-ux4fv
7 жыл бұрын
zaria adams Ahh that's funny
@cozylime_2006
5 жыл бұрын
Can someone please explain that to me?
@olijoswt3951
5 жыл бұрын
@@cozylime_2006 They are counting down until she's legal to have sex with.
That's legit like my Dad 😂😂
@softgirl5305
8 жыл бұрын
omg same lol
@VYDZER
7 жыл бұрын
Soul-Azuri your dad is chris rock? You're lucky
@elise6970
6 жыл бұрын
"go sweep the driveway."
@tini96
6 жыл бұрын
Good dad 😁
Sasheer is so pretty
He's not a boy dad he's just Teddy!
The dad did an excellent job voicing the zebra in Madagascar
I remember a girl I was crushing on treating me like teddy at her house my freshman year. That beautiful beautiful woman became my wife. 🤩
@Layla-fl1yl
4 жыл бұрын
Armond Street awww
@chasehervey2384
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I'm not that lucky But honestly tho how?
@chiragchachad5451
4 жыл бұрын
Amen to that
@sophiekilbreth5919
4 жыл бұрын
Aww
@Alpha_Orionis
4 жыл бұрын
Wow
i like that beyonce poster
@isisgotlocs4903
8 жыл бұрын
Me too
@howleonthestreets8556
8 жыл бұрын
thanks
@howleonthestreets8556
8 жыл бұрын
:))):):):):):)
Kyle Mooney's character is soooo cute and innocent!
She's so gorgeous ahhh
"That's not even a real chore"
@barrettclement1856
8 жыл бұрын
hello riolu i knew your father lucario, he died in a sick game called super smash bros
Poor 15 yr old Sasheer. She just wanted to do a good job for her fans Dad! haha
its what u caught me doing in my bed room and we still havent talked about hahahahaha so funny
She's very pretty.
@Baseballalejandro99
9 жыл бұрын
Darshan Victor Who Cecily?
@arlyquinn1522
9 жыл бұрын
Yeah Sasheer is pretty
@asdasdasdasd714
5 жыл бұрын
NO FAPPIN!
Kyle Mooney in the background lol
This is an accurate description of black dads 🤣 when I showed my dad this he laughed so hard and said, and I quote “ hashtag me “
"teddy stand up"
@domandriacchi9082
9 жыл бұрын
No thank you, Sir!
@laurenfrank6576
9 жыл бұрын
Dirty Dan No I'm Dirty Dan!
@MarioBrosTeleport2me
9 жыл бұрын
Lauren Frank xD I get that reference!
@huaLANHUAhua
9 жыл бұрын
But he is... at least, part of him.... :o
@teijahlinen5380
9 жыл бұрын
Thank you
Can't wait for Chris to host again so they can make a sequel, maybe she has a workout or makeup channel instead.
@himdotcom
5 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, SNL got rid of Sasheer.
Roses are red, violets are blue; True love is rare, booty booty booty booty shaking everywhere.
Who else NOTICED his sweaty arm pits?
@durgalin341
4 жыл бұрын
smafia asd You mean, who didn’t notice it? 😂🤣
I love how Teddy just utters *I love you* and nobody hears him.
Teddy stand up no thank u sir😂😂😂
"Micheal what's fap means? It's what you caught me doing in my bedroom and we still haven't talked about it. "😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭
“Go sweep the driveway” just unlocked a core memory 🤣
3:19 I AM SO DEAD HELP ME
@July_gainz
8 жыл бұрын
Lol
@peytont9337
8 жыл бұрын
+Janae Bursey (τrιρργ αrιεΙ) I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING WHEN IT ZOOMED IN
"You want me to send you to Catholic school?" Let me tell y'all as a catholic school alum, that would not have helped. I went to an all girl's school and the amount of sexcapades I heard was pretty much every other conversation.
I like her hair like this but I like the natural too. she can rock it all.
couldn't stop thinking about how cute her outfit is and I wanna get it
“Dad, that’s a not even a real chore” 😂
"TEDDY STAND UP!" "No... No thank you..."
Amazing skit. Chris Rock never dissapoints.
@jasonbertalotto2355
2 жыл бұрын
He made the dad role stand up solid
I love when he tells him to sweep the driveway and he’s like “that’s a not even a real chore!”😂
"Shoutout to whoever started that countdown till i turn 18" wtf
This is seriously one of SNL's best sketches.
These were really good underrated sketches.
"I can't help it, Dad. It's what my body wants to do!" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😭😭😭😭😭😭
She actually has an Instagram
@sav.5492
8 жыл бұрын
+Jesus "Soos" Ramirez She has a twitter account too.
@comedyman8455
8 жыл бұрын
Like the soos
I can't help it, dad! It's what my body wants to do!😂🤣 Anything Sasheer is 🙌🏽
what a slam on the youtube pop culture
i know a boy like teddy and i have a dad like chris rock.so can relate to this skit :D
@donnellcoleman7784
6 жыл бұрын
David Stevenson everybody hates chris
"There's nothing sexy about that dance." "Oh yeah? Teddy stand up!"
lol Why can't I just do what I want to do! -said every kid ever
I love Kyle so much he makes me cry from laughing so hard.
Dad, you're embarassing me in front of my Just-My-Friend!
3:05 Look at Teddy. I'm dying 😂
"I'll do it for you, I'll do anything for you" "I know you say that like everyday!" *insert rock ooing meme*
I want a whole movie about them
I enjoyed this skit, I bet you there's a dad some where going through this exact thing 😁
Not the pillow 😂😂
"Is nothing sexy about that dance" "Teddy, stand up!" 😅
Nuggettugget95
"No fappin"
Who else notice Queen Bey in the back on the poster lmao
@myrayahya3671
7 жыл бұрын
Cherry XO her shirt too tho :D
@joetwo7
7 жыл бұрын
Cherry XO who?
go sweep the driveway "dad that's not even a real chore"
“Micheal!! Go sweep the driveway” *great parenting*
YO I died when he said go sweep the driveway! My dad says that wod to evrything he tells me to make sure I do it EVERYDAY "it's very important, Nicholas"Lmao
*Starts twerking* Chris Rock "no no no no no" "Dad your changing the filter" Lmao😂😂😂😂
Teddy grabs the pillow haahaa
ugh as someone who was a teen girl during this era of the internet, this speaks to my soul
Just noticed how hot Sasheer actually is.
Teddy being friendzoned is so relatable
Awww. Poor Teddy. "In front of JUST my friend" She's too funny, but I'd kill to move like that. Daaang!! !!! This whole skit is great. Chris Rock is always gold.
“Go sweep the driveway” “That’s not a real chore” Me: Bet!
At first I swear i thought the dad said "go sweep the drywall" loool
I love her. She's so pretty. 😍
i like "go sweep the drive way"
I love how Teddy's just in the background with a pillow over his lap! Lmao!
Damn she really needs her own dance vlog wow
"Shout out to whoever made that countdown to my 18th birthday, not sure what that's about" 😂😂
teddy is so cute
that wasn't even the nae nae lol
3:18 killed me 😂