You probably need it... www.getroman.com/chael

@user-bw6ig2mb5d

4 жыл бұрын

The UNDEFEATED, UNDISPUTED ONE could sell ice to an Eskimo

@summocommentaction3273

4 жыл бұрын

I may be in the prime of my life with no prior testosterone issues, but if Chael says I need testosterone well...I'm gonna be passing a lot more time in quarantine.

@dychui

4 жыл бұрын

Your storytelling is on point Uncle Chael - I was on the edge of my seat !!

@MisterK-YT

4 жыл бұрын

Dusty HAHA 👉 WHAT A LOSER

@nathanreeb3344

4 жыл бұрын

we get replacement for free here in Canada.

Chael bends down on one knee and opens the ring box to his wife Chael: "I offer you this..."

@newworldhorsdoeuvre

4 жыл бұрын

Lol, ok props. You got laugh out loud from me 😂

@nathanmiller9918

4 жыл бұрын

Her- Okay, great.

@owensunuwar697

4 жыл бұрын

@@nathanmiller9918 Her- But let me stop you right there.

@thanevakarian9762

4 жыл бұрын

I thought he attached it to a fishing line and cast it to her. “ I can’t let you get close.”

@makinamaster7189

4 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂 quality comment

Everyone thinks that Dana tipped a lot to get the waiter to bring Brittany a coffee, but when he opened the bill it was just a photo of the biggest arms in west lynn, and he knew better.

@chocolatethunder926

4 жыл бұрын

Lion Williams W

@bebhinnmagee2101

4 жыл бұрын

amazing

@blackychan2070

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yes!!!

@conspiracybear1564

4 жыл бұрын

LMFAO W

@alexmac7359

4 жыл бұрын

Best comment I’ve read in a long while 😂😂😂😂😂

“Guys did you know my favorite hormone, testosterone....” 😂😂😂🤣😭😭

@AHN001

4 жыл бұрын

Watched the first 5 secs and was already scrolling through the comments

@UltimateJugement

4 жыл бұрын

Not actually true. HGH is the one.

@lilbumb2495

3 жыл бұрын

@@AHN001 what I did precisely 😂😂

@heart3356

2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

@onYaFace2023

2 жыл бұрын

lmao

Chael’s wife: “I am going to marry you!” Chael: “I can’t let you get too close”.

@fredb3143

3 жыл бұрын

Killed me 😆😆

Some girl: “I think I’m going to have a salad..” Uncle Chael: “I’m going to marry you.” Mrs. Chael: “Ok, great.”

@avramhilu6526

4 жыл бұрын

These are cracked jarvis

@TeamSoBrokesTCG

4 жыл бұрын

Alfred Zinsberg 😂😂

@okay1775

4 жыл бұрын

Mrs. Sonnen*

@TheAdamHawk

4 жыл бұрын

That was a beautiful story:,)

@flektarnskitzbird4785

4 жыл бұрын

Love how it's not ms sonnen but ms Chael lol

Chael left out the best part of the story. He ordered a steak, medium rare cooked by Anderson Silva’s wife, so they made a pit stop at Anderson’s, made her cook a mid rare filet for Chael just the way he likes it and delivered it to Chael for his mid flight meal.

@kyleny8010

4 жыл бұрын

And he still smacked her on the ass.

@ykap34

4 жыл бұрын

*his little lady 😂

@daenaziconstancion7196

3 жыл бұрын

Chael would call you an incompetent charlatan if he sees this smh

I WANT MORE STORIES FROM CHAEL LIKE THIS

@tukzaro1959

4 жыл бұрын

God damn right mate. This is fucking gold.👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾😂

@thefacelessquestion3333

4 жыл бұрын

True that.

@raw-b6658

4 жыл бұрын

Chael stories are the best, I love the one about how his kid got in a fight

@marijo20002

4 жыл бұрын

Me tooo 👍🤝🤝🤝

@tukzaro1959

4 жыл бұрын

@@raw-b6658 I think I missed that one, thanks bro.

It has to be a fun time when Dana likes you.

Chael : We have to go shopping Chael's Wife : OK great

@barringtonfisher87

4 жыл бұрын

"I'd like a $500 dollar jacket" "I offer you this"

@martls6

4 жыл бұрын

Chael: usually I will go to an op-shop but this time it's different.

Chael: This is the honeymoon Chael’s wife: Where does Kevin Lee fit into all this?

@piermassaro3798

4 жыл бұрын

Mahmoud Bekhit rolf who know?

@chris8well

4 жыл бұрын

Kevin Lee: I see holes in Chael’s game....😂😂😂

@Kevlexicon

3 жыл бұрын

beat me to it, lol

“My wife and I have been together for a period of time.” Heck of a time to drop the “meaningful.”😆

@makinamaster7189

4 жыл бұрын

"yeah couple of months or so" 🤣🤣

Dana White even paid for Joe Rogan to commentate at Chael's honeymoon.. "OH! HE'S TAKING HER BACK.. IT'S LOCKED IN......OHHHHHH!"

@5h0wmanX

4 жыл бұрын

BrainFuck10 **Chael savagely ends an argument** Joe “OHHHHH HE HURT HER!!! SHE’S HURT BAD”

@LC-yo3bj

4 жыл бұрын

@@5h0wmanX "THEY COULD CALL THIS FIGHT ANY SECOND. THAT LAST FLURRY WAS DEVASTATING. SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE SHE IS RIGHT NOW."

@ES-lv6zd

3 жыл бұрын

"RELENTLESS ground and pound from full guard."

@Hugh_Jaynis

3 жыл бұрын

"AND CHAEL NOW HAS THE FASTEST FINISH IN HISTORY SURPASSING JORGE MASVIDAL VS BEN ASKREN!!!! WOOOOOWWW!!!!

@nathanielengel5218

3 жыл бұрын

Joe: "She's gotta defend right now or this is gonna be stopped, OHHHHHHHHH" Mike: "JUST LIKE THAT. CHAEL SONNEN FINISHES IN 2 SECONDS" Joe: "It's a good thing that this was stopped when it was. I don't think anyone wanted to see her take anymore damage."

Dana is basically a prime example of American royalty.

@VinylUnboxings

4 жыл бұрын

*Viva la Mafia*

@makinamaster7189

4 жыл бұрын

Don awhite

@GGg-ug3jr

4 жыл бұрын

More like nouveau riche

@fufunumnum

4 жыл бұрын

Now if only his fighters had better pay or were considered as actual employees, then he'd be OK in my book. Doesn't matter which billionaire schmucks got fucked over and taken advantage of to get the UFC to where it is today, just as long as the fighters are taken care of.

@fufunumnum

4 жыл бұрын

@Make The UFC Great Again - espn is cancer yeah that Reebok exclusive uniform and sponsorship policy was kinda stupid. Kinda undermines their aim for an independent contractor system when the fighters have very little freedom anyway.

Tony Ferguson the type of guy to introduce his girlfriend to his girlfriend's parents.

@qislegit.donttrustthemedia6232

4 жыл бұрын

He's not stupid...

@qislegit.donttrustthemedia6232

4 жыл бұрын

Eccentric != stupid

@scotthafele5266

4 жыл бұрын

I've done that. Lmao. I really did

@alexg5280

4 жыл бұрын

@Brendan Cronin whoooosh

@makinamaster7189

4 жыл бұрын

@Vegalus 😂😂 love these ladies who take comments all to heart. Magic

Dana "Don" White said, "someday I'm going to ask you to do a service for me" years later - KZread channel dedicated to the UFC

The coronavirus social distances itself from our favorite gangster

@davidfulcher1719

4 жыл бұрын

It's been 2 hours. Give it 2 days and if you don't have a million likes I'm never watching KZread again.

@Sam1878Henry

4 жыл бұрын

David Fulcher what a shame we’re not gonna get any groundbreaking comments like this one anymore

@monkiplatts9224

4 жыл бұрын

Corona can't let him get close

@sbk6509

4 жыл бұрын

MMA Haha well done 👍🏼

Nothings more heart warming than a Story from the GOAT Chael P

Chanel Sonnen, pumping out videos, live sporting events, and scaring off all the haters while looking like a stud the whole damn way!

Dana personally hand makes Chaels shirts to keep his big arms comfy...

@AxxLAfriku

4 жыл бұрын

i cant wear shirts. i am the muscle youtuber

Chael “He told told me to take her shopping, idk what that means?!” Sonnen

Chael looking at that teleprompter hard during the sponsor segment

@malcomdunnes9582

4 жыл бұрын

Cecilio Sprayetti uncle chael doesn’t look at promters, teleprompters look at him

Chael wins marriages like he wins fights: "He says its going to happen.... and it does"

Chael can talk about anything and make it interesting

Uncle Chael: this is the honeymoon. Mrs. Chael: not if I marry Dana.

@TheAdamHawk

4 жыл бұрын

Oh NO bro 😂🙏

I think we need to add “hardest working man in show business” to the list of ol’ Uncle Chael’s accomplishments.

Wow I want to see this private plane with a 711 in it.

@terrypeart3875

4 жыл бұрын

Daniel Yerke Lol. You’d just rob it.

@munkyzzb7504

4 жыл бұрын

@@terrypeart3875 😂 😂 😂 The get away would be tough but I could do it.

I'm so happy to be able to hear your voice, listen to another Chael P. Sonnen story. Keep posting please!!!

Tony Ferguson the type of guy to give his corner advice between rounds

@queenb5279

4 жыл бұрын

Alec C. That is seriously so funny. I literally laughed out loud.

@TeamSoBrokesTCG

4 жыл бұрын

Alec C. Facts

@ArtVandelayOfficial

4 жыл бұрын

old repost

@cooldude2999

4 жыл бұрын

@Brendan Cronin please stop

@jordanenzie7314

4 жыл бұрын

😆

IRS: "Mr Sonnen, tell us more about this $4,000......"

@harryd7197

4 жыл бұрын

Thats why he said $4k any gifts 5k and over you get taxed on 😉

@clippertalk

4 жыл бұрын

@@harryd7197 Uncle Chael always one step ahead

@user-vk9kx5nh3j

4 жыл бұрын

@@clippertalk The IRS wouldn't tempt fate with the baddest man on the planet regardless

@spenserhorton

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-vk9kx5nh3j i think they already have. Love chael either way.

@ariyayaya957

4 жыл бұрын

Super Dave American taxes are so weird lol

Tony ferguson to Joe rogan during the Octagon interview.. "Hold up brother I'm talking"

The best story I ever heard from Chael...top 3 of best stories I have EVER heard!!!!!

through all this shit with virus etc uncle chael makes me properly smile! stay safe we need these stories!

Imagine getting told ur gonna get married by the 🐐

@okay1775

4 жыл бұрын

Animal sex is bad

It's cool hearing you talk about all these memories uncle chael. Thank you for your contribution to this sport.

With every video of yours, I watch, the more I’m impressed with your speaking and story telling abilities!

chael. these are the stories we wait for and want to hear. thank you.

Either Dana was feeling generous that day or he hit it big at the blackjack table the night before.

@nickdurrant4283

4 жыл бұрын

He got snow delivered for a birthday party, I don't think $4k means much to the guy...

@luffebassen

4 жыл бұрын

Don't think he does cocaine 😏

@parisagorastos169

4 жыл бұрын

@@luffebassen he is a billionaire he does whatever the fuck he wants

@duramaxdad

4 жыл бұрын

Paris Agorastos Hes a millionaire with billionaire buddies.

@vortech3453

4 жыл бұрын

@@duramaxdad And a company credit card

“I know where Chael fits into all this.” - Chael’s wife.

Always have to finish watching when I start these! Best stories great story teller! Hands down smartest dude to come threw the UFC

Thanks for the GREAT Story(s)!!!!

"l'll Give you the change." Uncle Chael always the most gentleman like bad guy.

🤣🤣 Chael, you’ve got to be one of my favorite story tellers, even outside of MMA. Thanks for doing what you do 😊🙏

What a story. Loved it. Great video 👍

Wow! Uncle Chael really does have the best storytelling skills and he's got some unique stories to tell and I love every single second of them!

I would love to hear the entire story in detail of what it was like for you in Brazil for the presser and for TUF. Great stories!!!

Chael P. Sonnen. The P stands for romance.

I was cracking up the entire time chael told this story can we please get more of these?

Thats a cool story Chael! Thanks for sharing.

I just imagined Chael P. Sonnen looking into my eyes and saying "I am going to marry you"....... and now i'm pregnant....... and i'm a man.

@abdielsanchez6021

4 жыл бұрын

Tanner Minogue lmfaoooooooo

Chael sonnen keep it up bro I watch every day u helped get me thru this quatentine forsure.

Omg - the best story ever 😀😀 more please. Can listen to these every day

That story is amazing! Thanks for the inside look Chael.

Chael you're an absolute legend mate! And your mrs, one of a kind gal

Chael: "That was the honeymoon" Chael's wife: "OK great"

LOVE IT!!!!! Who would have thought that you could be humbled and appreciative to the degree that you are!!! You’re a class act keep up the good work

This is a great story, glad to hear about a good-side of White too. I also enjoyed seeing Chael's smile as he's telling & remembering the moments while telling the story.

Tony got his honeymoon paid for too: the ultimate fighter

@sachinpathy6940

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

Chael: I’m gonna marry you Wife: I can’t let you get close

I love hearing stories like this. Good shit, Chael!

I was so engaged watching this and listening to the story... More like this please Chael !!!

I’m going to listen to this more than once.

Undisputed, undefeated mma king chael says his favorite hormone is testosterone, bah gawd it must be a good hormone !

@Bob_Cratchit

4 жыл бұрын

@Don Johnson 13 or 14? No idea where you got that info. Everyone knows his only recorded loss is to 274-0 greatest of all time, Charlie Zelenoff.

one heck of a story chael, i was glued to the screen

This was my favorite storey you've told. Thank you.

I’ve always liked Dana 🤷‍♂️

Chael and Tito 3 in bare knuckle I’m calling it first

@betteldottel

4 жыл бұрын

No bareknuckle promotion can provide the amount of money necessary. A comedy central roast battle is more likely

You’re one of my two all time favs, thanks Chael for being who you are!

That's is so amazing! Thank you for sharing!

I like that hael was impressed by the private plane, man of the people

That sounded like a really amazing experience :) thanks for sharing that, it was a great peep behind the curtain. That was great for you and the misses.

Uncle Chael is a hell of a storyteller. Thank you!

Chael "my favorite hormone testosterone" sonnen. So gangster.

Yeah see back then chael didn’t realize just how much f you money Dana had😂😂😂

Chael is an awesome storyteller, he paints pictures with his words effortlessly......

Out of all the stories you tell this has to be one of the best in my opinion

That's a gangster move!

"My favorite hormone" 😂😂😂 oh Uncle Chael, you salty ol' seadog

Great story Chael!!!! Well done 👍

This was the best story you've ever done Unc. Legit Las laughed out loud like 6 different times. Also makes me like Dana White more.

haha that was a solid story.

Dana was a baller in those days, imagine him now. He still has a 10% ownership stake, doesn't he?

@abdirahmanali8728

3 жыл бұрын

he sold it when the ufc got bought out

Uncle Chael, your stories are the best! 👍👍

Great story!!!! Chael P you guys deserved that

"I want patatos"

He does now

That was actually one of the best story's I've ever heard! Uncle Chael wins again

Amazing how Chael has managed to make a living, to talk about absolutely nothing, or talking about the same thing over and over again. A master technician he is.

Chael: I told her that night I'm going to marry you and she said "that's a little bit weird..." but that's not the point the point is I knew right away. Lmfao

this is by far the best story that i heard of you Chael!!!i wish i could've been in your shoes!!!

This is one of my top 3 favorite Chael stories

What a great story lmao

Omfg lmao I'm switching careers to fighting I'm physically gifted I'll use that to make up for lack of experience lol

@VinylUnboxings

4 жыл бұрын

As long as you're not doing it for the money.

@briantesquivel2965

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao I'll be straight. Remember this name bro

Chael has become the greatest story teller I've ever listened to and I'm writing this while I'm listening to "Big Cage, Little Cage" podcast and I believe that DB Cooper story too

11:28 PM Los Angels , CA Thanks Uncle chael Goodnight.

Dana White paid for my honeymoon and I didn't know he was there

The round takes a break from Tony Ferguson

@jordanenzie7314

4 жыл бұрын

That's a good one

Story time with Uncle Chael is always satisfying.

Very cool story my friend big respect from the UK

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