"Mama should've had her tubes tied after I was born," JR you are terrible🤣

That jr he was something else. Once in a while i watch all the dvrs. None of the men could match him. He stood up to everyone. Larry hagman the best. Rip.

"Never be fooled when I'm down. Because when I am there's only one way to go and that's up!!"-

These quotes are hilarious !!!

Thank you for putting the time in to put this together , JR Ewing an American icon legend

I miss him. I love him.

@daveb.4460

6 жыл бұрын

Mary Mayne Too bad he was a pervert, a cheat, & a dope addict in real life.

@jasonmichael3676

4 жыл бұрын

@@daveb.4460 He's more of a man than you'll ever be.

@daveb.4460

4 жыл бұрын

@@jasonmichael3676 AHAHHAHA ok, pal. Why don't you read this book & educate yourself before sounding like an inbred mongoloid. www.amazon.com/Eternal-Party-Understanding-Hagman-America/dp/1250076765 Just 1 example review: I actually threw it away about midway through reading it. A good actor who probably had no business being a father-case in point-her being raped in her own home by strangers once-and almost being raped by Dennis Hopper-again in her own home. Hallucinogenic drug use-being distant from her because she wouldn't partake. Too many stories that created a very sad and pathetic portrait of Larry Hagman. I don't believe her intention was to portray him negatively-but after 160 pages of it-I really just could not read anymore.

So many great lines! It is hard to pick just one as a favorite!! LOL

2:25 about Clayton Farlow. JR: Oh yes it is, he`s like a father to me. I was the first one to welcome him with open arms into my family"....🤣🤣🤣

@chrisanderson7984

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@c.thomassimsjr.6178

5 ай бұрын

Bruh! 🤣🤣

“What’s that you putting on there Sue Ellen, smells awful.”

@jennyyy78

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

“If a cop can’t break the law, what the hell use is he?!”

“Well, it’s just our regular breakfast we have every day.”! Hahahahahahahhahah

Mama should have had he tubes tied right after I was born LMBO 😂 classic

"Everybody knows i'm a fair man" Burst out laughing at that one! J.R is the biggest lier ever!

"Mama should have had her tubes tied right after I was born!"

@rebekahshipley1840

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard at that part😂

"If a cop wont break the law, what the hell use is he?"

" I was the first one to welcome him with open arms into my family" wow !! 🤣

"Everybody knows I'm a fair man." 😂😂😂😂

I could listen to JR speak his mind all day long.

I seriously bursted out laughing after that XD

Classic J. R. Ewing 😆

I welcomed Farlow with open arms- Yeah Right.

@williamjones9639

4 жыл бұрын

Lol lol lol

Lisa Alden and Laurel Ellis wore the same red earrings. JR had the best lines.

these quotes are hilarious. Appreciate the upload. ''well from what i hear he's no man at all''.lol

JR is was something else!!!!!!! Loved HIM!!!!!

@ernijatisuardi2199

2 жыл бұрын

LOVE HIM💕💕⚘

Love JR my favorite villain.

“Everybody knows I am a fair man “ lol 😂 thank you so much for editing and uploading, I love it !

Love the breakfast with family on patio

Jr and cliff r like foghorn leg horn and that dog

@latinguy67

4 жыл бұрын

YES

I remember that scene with Mitch and Lucy and JR. I laughed because after Mitch fails to take Lucy back to Atlanta with him, he gets up and goes upstairs and he never comes back down and the writers never explained what happened to him lol!

@RichWeigel

5 жыл бұрын

Legend has it he's still upstairs.

I just realized how much JR's smile and self-impressed air remind of Orson Welles's, especially in Citizen Kane and The Third Man.

Lol “if cop can’t break the law what the hell use is he” omg

That is all Texas baby all Texas. I love it and I love my state

"Everybody knows I'm a fair man"

Nobody could have played JR Ewing but Larry Hagman!

OH MAAAANNN!! That's the line right there!! 5:14

j.R RULES

JR cutting the loyal to a fault Harry McSween loose was heart-breaking.

Divorcing her would be a hell of a lot nicer to her than staying married to her

BAck from the bar darln

Everybody knows I'm a fair man! I'm dead!

Did Cliff ever book an appointment or just always barge in 🤣

Who remembers when a "coked-up" Lucy returned to the show? 😂

JR winds people up

Well, were the bars closed, or were you just 86'd.🤣

Him telling his Lackey Cop to "Get outta here!"

If a cop can't break the law, what the hell use is he?

@chocodiledundee1

5 жыл бұрын

brav0wing lol 😂

Mama should have had her tube tied after I was born. LOL!

Got Damm JR Ewing

JR was so cold blooded

J.R. WAS JUST REAL!😎

"If a cop can't break the law, what the hell use is he?"

Sue Ellen (Linda Gray) looked lovely in all these scenes......JR never knew what he had!😏 it’s nice that Larry Hagman & Linda Gray were actually great friends in “real life.”

Jr sounds like foghorn leghorn....

Savage 😂

Love the first one.

"bobby u dont fight, u just iay down &let everybody roll all over u"] im the only real euwing] lol]

2:25 Cough-cough-bullshit!

I liked Clayton. He like Jock didn't taker shit from J.R.

1:45-2:18.lol

Omri Katz 🐕🐕🐕

In the early series SieElkenn was a nasty jealousy spoilt cow and I can understand why JR Treated her bad.She was horrible but his nastiness made her stronger but she was no innocent.

Were the bars closed 😅😂😆

Wait wait wait “momma should have had her tubes tied after I was born”…. Smdh

peccato che è tutto in inglese italiano non c'è nulla

Who let him in.JR is dope👊🏾

That crap with Clayton.... ugh.

These are the loser years for JR. He had a good quip, but he lost way too many matches

I bet at times Miss Ellie grew so tired of JR and his manipulations.

I really love Ms. Ellie but she let JR get away with too much. And I'm a big time Dallas fan from when it first started.

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