"You may be the one driving it, but I own it." A giant 30 ft. long microphone drops from 10,000 ft. from the sky and crashed into the ground. Roll for swagger.

@hello_from_koi5991

2 жыл бұрын

This is hilarious

@nicolasribeiro7914

Жыл бұрын

the exaggerated swagger of a spellscale

@colt1903

Жыл бұрын

Like number 888, Les goooooo

@PixelPower0615

Жыл бұрын

Nat 20 Bad Bitch Roll

@gamerguy6942

Жыл бұрын

16 Hit?

This campaign can just be summarized by the word "oops"

@jamesforgie6594

5 жыл бұрын

Marka Kaylar if I actually played d&d im pretty sure anything remotely related to my character would be described with the words “whoops. That wasn’t supposed to happen.”

@yogurtofthemultiverse2200

5 жыл бұрын

@@jamesforgie6594 Story time. One: I had a dwarf barbarian who was so pissed off he bitch-slapped a god. Two: I had a wizard who no one understood, nicknamed Six, who lightning bolted a drow, stabbed them several times with a javelin and poured honey on the corpse. He has also pulled paper from tree bark and turned a log into a stool.

@Zarvain

5 жыл бұрын

After this episode "woof" might work.

@Thetalkingblanket

5 жыл бұрын

Or “oh no”

@juanmiguelriosortiz4923

5 жыл бұрын

remotely any word that means "This is a bad situation" in any way, shape, or form can be used to describe this campaign.

“Soft crocodile monkey hand.” “Yeah I moisturize.” *wheeze*

@animations-ew4yf

4 жыл бұрын

ay you ok there mate its been 6 months you still wheezing

@FlameDarkfire

4 жыл бұрын

53000 animations I’m good now. Thanks for checking.

@animations-ew4yf

4 жыл бұрын

@@FlameDarkfire good no prob man just lookin out for ya

@FirebaII0

3 жыл бұрын

@@FlameDarkfire I’m stilll W H E E Z I N G

@plant8348

3 жыл бұрын

@@FirebaII0 DOC, WE’RE LOSING HIM. THIS SHIT WAS TOO FUNNY

What nobody appreciates about Julien is he hasn't spilt his tea while plummeting to his death

@KanuckStreams

2 жыл бұрын

As a Man of Culture should.

@colt1903

Жыл бұрын

His tea also has a pair of magnetic boots.

@dr.bright6272

Жыл бұрын

Because he's a classy mofo

Moral of this story? Sometimes curses turn out to be blessings in disguise. Blessings for your friends, falling from the skies.

@alexbard4437

5 жыл бұрын

dude if you just said "falling from the skies" at the end then it would have rhymed

@WormyMaster

5 жыл бұрын

@@alexbard4437 It is done.

@ShinyGreninja14

5 жыл бұрын

@@WormyMaster I think you need to drop the "who are" and replace it with a comma.

@WormyMaster

5 жыл бұрын

@@ShinyGreninja14 Are we in a damn poetry class or a comment section?! ^^

@alecsmith4349

5 жыл бұрын

@Wormy In a word: yes.

Dingo: "I see the results... oh no." Felix: *reads the chart* "Oh no." Felix pulls out the Monster Manual. Me: "Oh no."

@ethanbowen673

5 жыл бұрын

Not kidding I was chanting please summon another terrascitk over and over

@MegaChickenfish

5 жыл бұрын

"...he turns into a Terrasque."

@johnporter9034

5 жыл бұрын

When the dm have to pull out a book after a dice roll.

@shadowphox511

5 жыл бұрын

Me: "Oh yes"

@ilianaleksiev3717

5 жыл бұрын

me watches undertale fancfiction: OH NO!

"She's one of her cursed furries!" Says....the cursed...furry....

@nikofan1116

4 жыл бұрын

Nathby S so sips is a part curse furry?

@haigotyouleaf5743

4 жыл бұрын

You have a nice number there, be a shame if I liked it

@nikofan1116

4 жыл бұрын

James Asp YOU MONSTER

@shmalex5289

4 жыл бұрын

No no no he is a scaly

@redpanda8205

4 жыл бұрын

@Nathby S yep

Sneeze: *has less than a minute of screentime* Sneeze: *pulls out knife* Sips: "See?! Sneeze gets it." Sneeze: *is immediately my favorite character* 😂😂

@434444334

2 жыл бұрын

mine 2 now XD

@gilgameshdevourerofworldsg4101

2 жыл бұрын

Sneeze is great and all but What about Vicky

@tonycastillo9817

Жыл бұрын

Sneeze: pulls out second knife

“Yeah I moisturize.” I love that.

@TimidTracker

5 жыл бұрын

Omg I lowkey thought it was a Doctor Who reference then was like oh probably not... we've already had a Jojo reference

@DarthNoox

5 жыл бұрын

Alexa Carlson you were not the only one who. Moisturize me!!!

@TimidTracker

5 жыл бұрын

@@DarthNoox thank goodness

@kennedywalker1915

5 жыл бұрын

I’m in love with Sips honestly he’s a whole mood

@shaneflickinger

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I fell off my chair laughing at that.

They survived Tarrasque, Time Stop, Wild Magic, curses, being morphed, AND a giant death dragon machine ? These guys are freacking legendary !

@seivenk9453

5 жыл бұрын

You can thank Sips for that.

@99batran

5 жыл бұрын

Pretty much every dnd adventure

@averynaughtyboy1404

5 жыл бұрын

Norfem Ignissius heck yeah!

@jaywilkey1323

5 жыл бұрын

And they're only level 6!

@MrStargate4ever

5 жыл бұрын

and it was all on the same day

The fact that Gorthan's player managed to turn being cursed by Sips into how he saves the day is just awesome.

Gotta love how the curse that Sips gives Gorthan ends up being EXACTLY what they needed for Julian and Abby to survive.

Haven't watched it yet but I demand part 5. Ok I finished watching it and I still demand part 5.

@rabidseabee7229

5 жыл бұрын

Well I demand part 6.

@ThatOneLegendEmerald

5 жыл бұрын

@@rabidseabee7229 I demand part 7

@xrli82

5 жыл бұрын

I demand the entire story.

@Joseph125

5 жыл бұрын

Part 5 never. If Erina is a jojo reference, I'm gonna make jojo references too

@CyanLovesYou

5 жыл бұрын

Part 5

Sips: "So... Possession is a thing" Arena: "Nah" *Dragon Flies off* Sips: "Told you" Arena: "Wild magic is a thing too but we don't get mad at you for it" Sips: "Tarasque" Arena: "Okay, maybe a little"

@OmegaSpaghetti

5 жыл бұрын

Erina*

@BlancaMari

5 жыл бұрын

Fuck

@phitthawatinthavong8401

5 жыл бұрын

*smacks lips multiple times* well sips now you are in deep doo doo

@vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450

5 жыл бұрын

@@OmegaSpaghetti Thank you, i was looking for the writting of her name.

Video: "... soft crocodile monkey hand" "Yeah, I moisturize." My mom: *DIES OF LAUGHTER*

@silver_kitten

3 жыл бұрын

Ummm what

@BiggieMOI

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Crustydusty8937

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@cayde-6452

3 жыл бұрын

she has a good sence oh humor

WAIT. Why WAS Gorthan covered in blood?

@mariazavala-rf1pg

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know.

@black97_0

4 жыл бұрын

I don't want to know

@shmalex5289

4 жыл бұрын

MURDER MURDER MURDER

@handa6748

4 жыл бұрын

We still do not know

@krisymac3514

4 жыл бұрын

We still don't know

Oh thank the mighty above it was "just" a touch curse. My mind instantly went to "and this is how we found out Sips curse was contagious."

@charterhold1469

5 жыл бұрын

I was prepped for that.

@dracocrusher

5 жыл бұрын

Cut to just "You get teleported up and you go.... (rolls dice) Oh no......."

@scottfranklin4408

5 жыл бұрын

And one of the results can't be sharing it because... why?

@prnghats

5 жыл бұрын

But the curse actually saved two people in the end...

Dragon falling Julian: oh crap...well i lived a good life Omg he's savage

@charadreamer6818

5 жыл бұрын

I think she is a she

@patisilence

5 жыл бұрын

@@charadreamer6818 character is male

@charadreamer6818

5 жыл бұрын

Oh okay

Julian: This is the last cool thing I'll ever do. There is no joke. Quinora/Abby: Respecc.

@spencersonnefeld

3 жыл бұрын

Nice TFS reference

@casuallectures2655

Жыл бұрын

Not inaccurate

@legaming4859

2 ай бұрын

I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say

@alexross1816

2 ай бұрын

@@legaming4859 Hilariously derailing one-liner.

The spell scale guy is now my favorite character!!!

@cristinaalencar8062

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@Ghostrecall_M

3 жыл бұрын

Disappears from campaign.

@enbyunus

3 жыл бұрын

We love julian here-

@duck8573

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@snarfymcsnarfface2323

3 жыл бұрын

@Bounding Gem932 could you edit that just in case someone new is watching?

Your DM is amazing for dealing with all this

@H2OHydraulic

5 жыл бұрын

I mean, their DM is Dingo's boyfriend.. so yeah 😂

@niminox6479

5 жыл бұрын

To be fair... he seems to pay them back tenfold

@sheldondinkleberg8127

5 жыл бұрын

My DMs won’t do ANYTHING like that

@irok1

5 жыл бұрын

I wish I had Felix as a DM

@koopaking6148

5 жыл бұрын

Welllll... It is a home brew set up so I'm sure depending on the party there is probably more leway for this sort of thing... Though without actually playing any DND I can only speculate using what I have seen and heard up to this point... Although in this case Im probably not far off...

"Now player dramas nothing special... for a *NORMAL* player" *brings out popcorn bucket* I am here for this next installment of craziness This adventure just keeps getting better and better and I keep getting more and more invested in this plot.

@4Funand4You

5 жыл бұрын

In my pnp group a smack tp the face can result in a party wide fight to the death (if we play chars that we normally play) . And we have no death-fail-save. We stopped 3 campaigns like this

@Deathwindgames

5 жыл бұрын

Eh i power word killed a guy for annoying me

@jamiecasimir5040

3 жыл бұрын

Alexa Carlson me too

@artsypanda7363

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, what little you knew.

@Senok13

3 жыл бұрын

We had once a party, begun a lifepath-game (i doesn't know, how usually name it in english, just translated how we call it by word), but had to go in separate ways, we met after about 3 years, but we still had our old character sheets, so we made up a oneshot, leveled up our characters for a higher ranked mission, and get the backstory, that at the end of our last game, where we get ourselves into a siege against a sorcerer's castle, we get stuck in a time loop, but we find an item, what helped us to keep our memories through the loops, and after the countinously repeated battles, until we find out, how to break the cycle we leveled up quite a bit... And we gave this as the explanation to why our characters changed their behavior in some ways (as we had some advanced experience with the game and classes this time, so we tried to get a more proper way to act, as they should), plus they got more information about each other's past (as that time we had only sketch-like backstories). They leveled up as a person too. You might call these kind of developments as "installment of craziness", but in fact, these are normal for an "adventurer". To them, the crazy would be a "calm day". As how at my home we say: "The one, who go and search for trouble to solve it, is a "venturer". The "adventurer" on the other hand doesn't need to make a single step - the trouble will go out it's own way, just to find one!"

_"oh no"_ will always be the worst thing that can be said at a D&D table

@jamesforgie6594

3 жыл бұрын

I had an oh no a little while ago... I gave fire breath to the guy who’s afraid of fire. It went about as well as you’d expect.

WAIT ERINA'S THE JOJO REFFERENCE, NOT THE HAND FETISH LADY

@Leostar-Regalius

4 жыл бұрын

darn it i didn't think about that because i actually forgot about kira, but the only thing i could see related to jojo with her is the steel ball weapon she has

@ghirahimlefabuleux8984

4 жыл бұрын

@@Leostar-Regalius And the name which is literally a character from part 1.

@stepkagnm1486

4 жыл бұрын

And her belt says EZ (Erina Zeppeli)

@enchielewenchie5766

4 жыл бұрын

How's erina the jojos reference? Explain please, thanks in advance

@stepkagnm1486

4 жыл бұрын

Enchie le wenchie are you a part skipper? Erina is Jonathan Joestars wife

...wait Sips cursed the Gorthan to become a flying monster And was also the one pointing out the possiblity of possesion. ...was the angry sips the most competent at that moment? He was oddly lucky. Hell the anti magic on the city only allowed sips to find his nemesis. ...is this a coincidence or do sips curses tend to be blessing in the long run?

@mystut306

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you for pointing this out.

@lizard56

5 жыл бұрын

YAY Another unintended jojo's bizarre adventure reference. Also Sips as Bruno fils me with glee

@Koppu1doragon

5 жыл бұрын

It's more of gms and players rolling with the punches.

@-Big_Big

5 жыл бұрын

home brew gm manipulation of events my man. good stuff

@Trojianmaru

5 жыл бұрын

Don't forget Sips only got free of his old master and became awakened because a crazy voodoo bitch wanted to experiment on him, n I bet he wouldn't of risked using wild magic for a party trick if he didn't crit fail his booze n get completely wasted. Which again, lead to him finding his nemesis.

So the transformation was useful in the end xD

@isenokami7810

5 жыл бұрын

ChiefderWahrheit Reminds me of when I got the Orb of the Duck. Hey, casting a random effect on a duck a few times a day sounds useless, but you’d be singing a different tune too if you got Sphere of Annihilation and used a duck to one-shot a boss monster.

@GCAmazingBR

5 жыл бұрын

"don't worry everything was planned" ( '°u°)

@lawred555

5 жыл бұрын

Ise no Kami may we have the full story about the boss killing duck, I am intrigued

@ChiefderWahrheit

5 жыл бұрын

@@isenokami7810 sounds like some badass duck to me :D

@isenokami7810

5 жыл бұрын

Lawred5 Alright, but brace yourself, it’s a long one. So, I went to a “newcomers” D&D session, in quotes because my Tabaxi rouge Ise was already Level 2...after a single other session. I joined up with a Tabaxi warrior, a ranger, a bard, and a gnome wizard. And we were tasked to going to a swamp village and going on two mini quests: deal with aggressive geese on the nearby lake, and investigate shadows in the forest. We started with the geese. We had to take a boat out on the lake, which none of us knew how to use. So we had to take an NPC called Old Man Billy. I kinda freak out, because I see this old, probably frail guy, and I realize that if he dies out there, we’re all screwed. So, we take the boat out, and as we approach the goose nest, a goose comes flying toward us. We give it as much time as we can, but we do kill it...prompting every other goose to come and try to kill us. Even worse, in a failed attack, out gnome wizard froze our boat in place. We actually had a few turns before combat actually started, and I shot a goose down with my bow on each of those free turns. More amusingly, our bard used one of his cantrips (I forget the name) to literally insult a goose to death. By the time combat actually started, we’d already taken down half of them. The 8 remaining geese attacked, one for each character, and two for the Tabaxi. I’d had an idea while we were waiting, that when the geese actually arrived, I’d grab one and slam it into the ice holding us in place. Cool idea, but I failed my roll. Also, the goose balance meant one got to Old Man Billy, and that goose...missed and was immediately killed by his oar. And this guy was really into the goose murder. Turns out he was awesome. So we kill the geese and reach their nest, where we find two things: a dead wizard and a giant sleeping mallard. Being the rouge of the party, my first instinct is to sneak up to the duck, slit its throat, and hopefully end the encounter there. It wasn’t an instakill sadly, but otherwise it worked, got my sneak attack bonus, took out a fifth of its health right there. And after we killed it, and our gnome wizard (who had to leave right then) took a staff of the wizard corpse, the duck shrank, revealing an object inside that I took. This object was the Orb of the Duck. Three times per day, it lets you cast a completely random magical effect on a duck, or other aquatic avian. Naturally, I thought this was kinda useless, and the only reason I didn’t immediately sell it was because we were in a swamp town that likely wouldn’t give me much. I figured in some other campaign I could play up its power in a big city to get a high price. The important thing is, going into the second quest, I still had it. So, after a bit of a mishap in the Forest (won’t get into it because it was ultimately pointless to the campaign), we find out that these shadows are giant spiders. We come back to the Forest at night, and come across one of these. Well, at least one: the entire party failed their checks in turn to see if there were other spiders around. We got into combat, and one of the spiders hit me hard. Let me remind you, I was a Level 2 in a Party of Level 1s. I had about double the health of most of these guys, and a single spider took a chunk out of it. That’s kinda scary. Still, we take out the giant spiders, and a few smaller spiders that showed up, and we’re preparing to go rest up, when an even larger spider appears. Again, I’m seriously hurt, I’m not ready for this. And right when I’m thinking of drinking a healing potion I bought on my previous campaign...the DM mentions a duck flying by. Sure, he clearly intended me to use the orb, but that’s a major dice roll; if we got a bad effect for us there, that could be a TPK. Still, we all wanna go for it, so I pull out the orb and use it. The DM rolls for the effect, and just says, “Interesting...” as he pulls out his manual. At this point, we’re all freaking out, wondering what the hell I just did. The DM described how the duck just falls to the ground dead, and suddenly my reaction goes from panic to “What, that’s it?” The giant boss spider, paying no mind to the duck corpse, advanced on us, stepping on the corpse as it did so... ...and suddenly half its body disappeared. See, the effect I got on that duck was Sphere of Annihilation. I basically turned the poor thing into a bomb that instantly killed the boss and saved the party. So with that, we got our reward, and everyone walked away from that session with a fun story to tell. And on the way home I passed a flock of actual ducks.

"You may be driving it. But, I own it." That line killed me.

9:12 Who need a guy that knows robotics when you can use *SLAPS* FLEX TAPE

The Tea cup tap makes the entire honking video XD.

One time I “accidentally” healed the hobgoblin we just were about to defeat. My friends were mad.

@Mor1adim

5 жыл бұрын

context

@brucethommen4548

5 жыл бұрын

No you Heal the Nilbogs, not the Hobgoblins, gesh.... get your Goblinodes right or go home lol

@alexanderwiggins2289

5 жыл бұрын

My paladin once through tossed the warlock at a bear and then refused to heal him, because heresy is a serious crime.

@dralucianamonteiro9050

5 жыл бұрын

just....how you did that?

sneeze: * pulls out two knifes * sips: see?! sneeze gets it this is gold

“You wouldn’t have happened to see a crazy lady, with nine severed hands and the face of a biii-*quack*...” The best line. Brings me great joy.

Oh Man now you have to continue the story I'm way too invested.

@icefireobsidian7490

5 жыл бұрын

Dido

@greygale3760

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@hannabanana1031

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed

Sneeze poping that switchblade out was gold

@hadesnightmare5450

5 жыл бұрын

Sneeze's train of thought sooooooo we killing the panda I'm game

@lukealan1317

5 жыл бұрын

"Fools gold" sorry, I could not resist

Is about to die “Well I lived a good life.”

In DND I had a lot of curses I could use and turned my friend to a tarrasque to fight another tarrasque and we won

@snowkitty1914

5 жыл бұрын

ok W H A T

@maurothetoad

4 жыл бұрын

WTF

@maurothetoad

4 жыл бұрын

I need the whole story

@artsrandomstuff436

3 жыл бұрын

So you essentially pulled Sip’s idea of another tarrasque? ... Nice

@Senok13

3 жыл бұрын

That supposedly would mean a bigger magical backup, than what a level 9 "Wish" spell could achieve. Those spells usually transform you or your target into a lower level creature, than yourself, and as the Tarrasque is level 20 (only not higher, as in D&D that's the level cap), to transform into one, the caster should have to be about lvl 30 or 40... And THAT's why the idea is supposed to be impossible. (Maybe a specialised druid of the moon could be pull a trick like that, but i am not sure, as i do not remember all of the rules of wild shape in their case.)

...but... what is sneeze? adorable... that's what he is

@rendedspace5606

5 жыл бұрын

Sneeze is Sneeze...

So, Sips is a walking, talking, Wabbajack. Sheogorath would be proud... or not... or pelt the party with cheese wheels.

@gamester512

5 жыл бұрын

CHEESE! FOR EVERYONE!!!! :D

@Br44n5m

5 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of that one meme where you can just catch white people with cheese. Also, praise sheogorath and his mighty cheese wheels, please bless me with sharp cheddars!

@calliopeirwin712

5 жыл бұрын

or all of the above.

@dukedevlan5457

5 жыл бұрын

He would do the fishy sticks it is a delicate state of mind

@averynaughtyboy1404

5 жыл бұрын

dreddbolt cheese for everyone' everyone, everyone! Praise the daedric prince She-o-gor-ath!

So... Quin-ORA pulled Za Warudo for FIVE MINUTES (DIO would be so jealous) and essentially made Sip's attempt to Kakyoin her absolutely MUDA!

@stepkagnm1486

4 жыл бұрын

Ulyanin ha, Dio can do it for like 10 seconds (but in the anime ITS LIKE 10 MINUTES! HER ATTEMPT AT BEING BETTER THAN DIO WAS ABSOLUTELY MUDAAAA!)

@diobrandocinematicuniverse4450

4 жыл бұрын

Dio more like failo

We'll explain erena later. *3 episode later.* Me: *Y U LYIN'*

This has been such a beautiful trainwreck of a campaign.

@stevenmichel7270

5 жыл бұрын

this has already escalated beyond a trainwreck this is already a the fucking hindenburg exploding

@PhoenixNorthstar

5 жыл бұрын

The mechdragon is hereby retroactively named Hindenburg.

I like how the curse ended up being worth it in the end, to save Abby and Julian.

*Lolicard*: “AND BEFORE YOU ASK! YES, THIS IS A JOJO REFERENCE!”

@jacksons3432

3 жыл бұрын

Part 9’s already looking great!

@dante.2639

3 жыл бұрын

oh cool a hellsing abriged reference

@Animotion3D

Жыл бұрын

alucard?

@endyender1703

Жыл бұрын

@@Animotion3D one of his forms, yes.

Dingo Doodles: * shows Polnareff * "Also, I suggest watching the previous Part 3 video" Me: *IS THAT A MOTHER FREAKING JOJO REFERENCE?!*

@typicaltrash5163

5 жыл бұрын

*JOJO...GOLDEN WIND!!!*

@jacksons3432

3 жыл бұрын

YES! IT IS

@TheTalkingTaco-kq1wk

3 жыл бұрын

What is the reference

Ah, part 4 of "Sips and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day". =P All this mayhem...and all he wanted was to just get drunk and sing karaoke. xD

@mayawinkler9040

5 жыл бұрын

Actually, he DIDN'T want to get drunk originally, he failed his save. So... nothing he wanted to happen happened. At all.

@enanmarina4011

5 жыл бұрын

Heh, yeah, nothing happened that sips wanted.

@eddiemate

5 жыл бұрын

These comments made me realise that the episodes so far only happened because Sips failed his save and got drunk. WHAT IF SIPS PASSED HIS SAVE?! WOULD THESE VIDEOS EXIST?

So let's see . . . In the course of an in game day, you got drunk, almost TPK'ed the Universe, fought your long time arch villain, lost your arch villain, and cursed your friend. Anything I missed? ^^

@lykillcorreli6740

5 жыл бұрын

Who then proceeded to save their tech guy and now-harmless beloved NPC with said curse

@johnporter9034

5 жыл бұрын

But may of lost their flying death machine in the process.

@bradypermenter8761

5 жыл бұрын

Comic Kathy and crashed a mech dragon

@ComicKathy

5 жыл бұрын

What everyone seems to be forgetting: Sips was not the one who crashed the dragon. So I was not counting that as Sips fault.

@johnporter9034

5 жыл бұрын

@@ComicKathy POINT

Dingo: Oh no. Me: Oh no? Felix: Oh no. Me: OH NO.

Literally everyone almost dies woof

I mean one time I obliterated a bunch of goblins with a shooty rainbow spell and yelled “THIS IS THE REAL GAY AGENDA” but nothing compares to this 😂😂😂

@KittenPinkamations

5 жыл бұрын

What a madlad

@obsidianshard9822

5 жыл бұрын

😨

@thesillygoofer

5 жыл бұрын

oh o-h oh dear

@lordscrubugus9897

5 жыл бұрын

You maniac !

@BlissfullWulf

4 жыл бұрын

He's casting spells that turn the freaking Gobs gay!

So you're telling me: The Guy that turned off the giant Mechdragon midflight, thousands of feet in the air, while being on said Mechdragon, is the Wise one in this group?

@Fhaolan

5 жыл бұрын

So far, all evidence is pointing to yes? Unfortunately for them? Fortunately for us, though...

@eddiemate

5 жыл бұрын

Not so good for the players... Perfect for us.

@ethanhaggard321

5 жыл бұрын

The wisEST

@thestranger954

5 жыл бұрын

Truly a Drarf among midgets.

@N3bu14Gr4y

5 жыл бұрын

@@thestranger954 You mean a dwarf among gnomes?

"You wouldn't happen to've seen a crazy lady with nine severed hands and with the face of a *biiiiiitch* walk by, would you?" When I knew this was gonna be good

"she couldn't of gone far" Me:SHE HAD 5 MINUTES TO DO *ANYTHING* YOU KNOW WHAT CRAP YOU CAN DO *IN 5 MINUTES* ?

@jacksons3432

3 жыл бұрын

DO YOU KNOW WHAT CRAP YOU CAN DO IN 5 SECONDS?

@justsomegirl627

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacksons3432 *ANYTHING*

Let's see here now,... Cursed Croc-Paw Monkey "accidentally" curses Crystal Golem Man into Hard to Pronounce Flying Critter, who later saves Player Character and Important and Liked NPC, *because* he can fly. You know, I thought for a moment there, things might be gettin weird...

@dereknight861

5 жыл бұрын

Euel Ball ...NNNEUUUUOOOOOOO!! What gave you THAT idea?!? 9w6

Sips: they're probably fine. *explosions* *few more explosions* Sips: *eyes darting from side to side* uh... Yyyyeah, they're fine..

Oh man how did I become invested in Sips’ backstory this much???

@SplooksBab3s

3 жыл бұрын

Because it’s the most exciting thing to get invested in

6:27 Person: But what is he- Me and Dr. Robotnik: NOBODY CARES.

Julian is a wonderful badass.

@Julian-pw5mv

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@mofo357

4 жыл бұрын

@@Julian-pw5mv Huh, COVIENCE

This, whole campaign, is an absolute roller coaster of madness. Good God, this was great! We demand more of these! Great job Dingo!

@ProtoPerson

5 жыл бұрын

Kind of wish that Critical Role could get this crazy and unique with stuff like curses and making huge mech dragons.

I realized how this party fit together so well with their personality

I love that gorthan is just tposing

Good thing it wasnt Sips who was the crafter. Imagine him cursing everything that needed his work.

@butterflysrage

5 жыл бұрын

Douglas Lopes I can imagine that, and it’s awesome

@ADHDListComedian

5 жыл бұрын

“Ok, now I just need some metal and... well shit... now every last piece of the metal I need has been turned into a macaw...”

@johnwestensnorris6391

5 жыл бұрын

Glove?

@onyxguardian1756

5 жыл бұрын

@@johnwestensnorris6391 "The glove becomes a Terrasque"

@FantasyAddict95

5 жыл бұрын

or just working with one hand. XD

i said all i wanted was part 4 ...but now i want more MORE .Dingo its your fault for making them so entertain now you must quench this ensemble hunger for more fools gold shenanigans you have ignited within me.

@zeterzero4356

5 жыл бұрын

Inditto

lol Abby having an existential crisis at 6:57

"but what is he?" "he's sneeze!"

I am in love with Julian. That tea cup placement is the sign of a man who does not care.

When your buddies are being a *Wenk* , it's okay to curse them. It's fine, you're Fine, this is Gonna be Fine... We're all gonna Die...

@SeleneDethly

5 жыл бұрын

Well on the plus side, if sips hadn't cursed them this would have had a more depressing ending.

@tamo3329

5 жыл бұрын

After all, his curse saved 2 people

@AGrayPhantom

5 жыл бұрын

Let's go watch television.

@brycevo

5 жыл бұрын

@William Bryant well, Hi!

7:41 sneeze slowly brings up the second knife... I had to pause from laughing so hard.😆

Sips : The center of chaos Everyone : *Horrorfyed by sips*

Cursing people is fine. Accidents happen. I’ve death cursed a bunch of people. On accident. Definitely on accident.

@jeb_kerm1671

5 жыл бұрын

#voldemortdidnothingwrong

@stevenmichel7270

5 жыл бұрын

@@jeb_kerm1671 #exceptchooseashittyname

@dengosodawg

5 жыл бұрын

Sure “accident.” Me too, man, me too.

May have accidentally, (or purposely) cursed my entire party

@AGrayPhantom

5 жыл бұрын

What did you do?!

@kendallonian9753

5 жыл бұрын

I must hear this story.

@dashiellgillingham4579

5 жыл бұрын

*TELL. IT.*

@Dingo Doodles 11:14 might be the single greatest frame you have ever drawn, still.

gorthan's player: *really just hamming up the whole "man that must really suck" thing* also apparently gorthan's player when karma happens: *furious*

Oops, let's just Accidentally Curse our buddy. You're having a really Bad Time

@notaseagull3320

5 жыл бұрын

69 likes

@zm1639

5 жыл бұрын

*Megalavania entesifiese*

@TheKrostiman

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah nah that wasnt an accident.

@Dualbladedscorpion7737

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheKrostiman That curse did some good thought

@TheKrostiman

5 жыл бұрын

dual bladed scorpion Yeah so that’s a combination of luck and the DM going the extra mile to make it work. Imagine putting a lot of time in creating a spellcaster and a snips intentially curses you and it turns out you’re just a commoner in some robes now? What character/player would be cool with that?

Freaking Julian man, he's now my favorite next to Sneeze and Sips

@stormyperson44

5 жыл бұрын

he's the second on my list, just a tiny bit behind Gothi.

@jakestavinsky3480

5 жыл бұрын

Shiro Usagi I Love how Sneeze just slowly pulls out multiple knives

Julien: me Red panda: my cousin when I’m twisting her wrist when she try’s to hit me 10:43

5:55 And he waddled away waddle waddle waddle and he waddled away waddle waddle waddle till the very next day bum bum bum bum bum bum buda

When you introduce a new character, you should set it up like the super smash bros introduction

@Ironforce7701

5 жыл бұрын

OMG that's a awsome idea

@DarthNoox

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@isenokami7810

5 жыл бұрын

Hey Sry Sorry, SomecallmeJohnny already did that.

@Ironforce7701

5 жыл бұрын

@@isenokami7810 Link pls?

@isenokami7810

5 жыл бұрын

Ironforce5432 Here’s just one example, basically everyone who comes on his show gets the Smash intro: kzread.info/dash/bejne/l45k2caCh66tqKw.html

"they're probably fine" and "woof" both accurately describe every campaign I have done

JoCat: THE WHEEL OF WILD MAGIC! Where you and those around you get to experience the high octane thrills of RAANNNDOMNESS! Dingo: *rolls a 1* Fquauk. Felix: *rolls percentile* ohhhh nooo oh no.

@vallettapetracyneran8587

2 жыл бұрын

@BlueIsABitConfused is it bad i did a wild mage for d&d and just had him play a game show host ever damn time. Basicly broke the 3rd wall as my character.

lol at Sneeze's second knife slowly coming on screen. XD

Pretty sure Sneeze is my spirit animal...goblin...cat...creature.

@LordZeebee

5 жыл бұрын

Looks a bit like a Snarf maybe?

@ethanhaggard321

5 жыл бұрын

Sneeze is just sneeze

7:16 Sneeze 7:41 Sneeze And Julian all the way through.

@probablynotviolet

5 жыл бұрын

True gold Struck bless you

@kacpercicharski3431

5 жыл бұрын

Knofe

@somerando0

4 жыл бұрын

And 8:38 For sneeze

This is the only series that I don’t understand but still find interesting

Red Pandas might be adorable. The jury hasn’t delivered a verdict yet so I don’t know yet.

I originally found your videos through a friend of mine, sips inspired me so much that I decided to make my own wild mage for a campaign that that very same friend is DMing. Long story short, playing a wild mage is the most fun i've ever had playing D&D. One of the most note worthy things that has happened is that I turned my giant barbarian friends ax sentient. Its now called Glorybringer and it has not only the same goals as my friends character, but it can talk to the whole party and wont ever shut up. Anyway just wanted to say I think your a huge inspiration, and I can't wait to see what you do in the future.

@Zarvain

5 жыл бұрын

I use to play a wild mage back in 2nd. So much fun. So much chaos...pary didn't always like that. One example: wild surge causes 10x's duration, minimum 10 rounds. This was on my lightning bolt, in a stone corridor, pali in full plate decided to stay and keep fighting the trolls will I dove headlong back into the room screaming "RUN!" He still blames me even though I tried to warn him. Funny thing, he didn't seem to mind earlier when that happened to my fireball and we got to walk away from an encounter...

@anxieteaplushbee

5 жыл бұрын

Omg this all makes me me want to play D&D again!!! I think I still have the character sheet for a wild mage who is also a cat person (I honestly don’t remember what the race was) that was super hyperactive and so I’d have to constantly make roll to se if I would randomly be distracted by something along with the wild mage part of the character. Sadly I never really got to play with her but it looks like I’m gonna have to dig that character sheet back up and try her out!?

@GalacticPinkles

5 жыл бұрын

@@anxieteaplushbee that character sounds AMAZING! You should totally do that!

so recently i started the campaign "out of the abyss" as a Triton wild mage named Calamitas and his curse turned his head into an actual fish head. his only goal is chaos, my DM hates me because of this, so he has the mentality of nuke first ask questions later, and I believe I have a higher knock down count than the monsters because of this. some examples of this are when we were supposed to return a dragon egg to a cult and instead...he sorta...kinda...hatched it to see what would happen. so now we have an entire cult that wants us dead (hooray). the dragon is a female named calamity and she's my precious. some other things about calamitas that i neglected to mention are that ive built him to ONLY use spells from xanathar's guide and his favorite spell is catapult, catapult acts like the time freeze from BOTW only instead of hitting the object i just cast the spell and the object goes flying. Calamitas decided, "i need ammo" and instead of finding normal rocks he bought a bag of holding for 10 PP and bought alot of whet stones. my favorite interaction so far has been when we tried to enter a city and the guard was like: guard: "what weapons you all got" monk: "bowstaff" cleric: "mace" barbarian: "club, greatsword, and hookhorror arm" me the sorcerer: "i have a bag of rocks"

@charadreamer6818

5 жыл бұрын

I need to be in that campaign

@randomshmuck4724

5 жыл бұрын

I need to find a way to recreate this in some way. It's glorious.

@morganpriest7726

5 жыл бұрын

MY RANGER NEEDS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

@drautomaton6010

5 жыл бұрын

Thank lord, I'm not the only one who uses stupid weapons, especially when I'm a barbarian...

@jjs32stepstoenlightenment37

5 жыл бұрын

Does this remind me of calamity (terraria)

Dingo: Everyone loves abby even sips. Me: especially erina

wow is that a jojo reference. YOu know Not ReLeaSinG a PaRt 5 FOreVeR

The end was priceless! "They're probably fine." Lmao!!!

@IAmAlgolei

5 жыл бұрын

"Woof."

I love so many of the images in this. Like Sneeze pulling out a second knife and Gorthan flying crop duster style Good stuff dude

@dj-vx9ei

5 жыл бұрын

Fallenmonk d20 the end card is perfect and dingos face when she says woops

@MoffTought

5 жыл бұрын

This is like jaden animation and puffin forest, I love your content

@sealdogderp26

5 жыл бұрын

Yr than is a beast

5:32 insert Pokemon evolution joke here

9:20 to 9:36 Never mess with the one who own the Mech Dragon XD

Sips reminds me of Sun Wu Kong...

@aileenyang182

5 жыл бұрын

That's what I thought! Except he's... you know... cursed and kinda crazy...

@cavareenvius7886

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, I'm Son Goku *roll with it*

@Lechgang

5 жыл бұрын

Let me guess...... Overly Sarcastic Productions Journey to the west series?

@lecanoscoptical3455

5 жыл бұрын

Wasn't Wukong pretty much a hormonal teen to begin with? Just more smartass than angry

@TutchMaibaulz

5 жыл бұрын

@@drautomaton6010 im pretty sure son wu kong was already that

Dingo... Are YOU a JoJo reference?

@maxpowell9079

5 жыл бұрын

Sheldon Dankleberg yes yes she is

@queensyny2663

5 жыл бұрын

remove the "ng" and you have DIO

@sheldondankleberg2719

5 жыл бұрын

@@queensyny2663 NANI?

@GoldPrince2468

5 жыл бұрын

GUYS! HER STAND PAUSES GA- “THE ROLEPLAY!!!” **Time is frozen in D&D. Only Snips can travel for... *rolls the dice***

@queensyny2663

5 жыл бұрын

@@kne5829 FBI WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

11:06 flying gorthan is thing a ever seen

7:50 sounds like you gave your DM an idea and he improvised one of the biggest dick moves LOL

DINGO, why don't you make a podcast of your group playing D&D? I would love to hear it

@strawberryqueen0382

5 жыл бұрын

Third that

@carebear834

5 жыл бұрын

Fourth that

@nexelray3207

5 жыл бұрын

Bruno Biazzi Well it sounds like they’ve already been going for a while, but a new adventure would be cool for a podcast.

@darkwolf719

5 жыл бұрын

Fifth

@void-searcher2277

5 жыл бұрын

Sixth

You're in a flying mech that does THAT kind of damage and you STILL didn't kill the Tarrasque? On behalf of all the player's here, I'm revoking your flying privileges on that one!

@jackfrosthashadenough6375

5 жыл бұрын

Heck, it can't even do a breath attack like a dragon. What do you even call that?

@MasterVenik

5 жыл бұрын

Sickeningly powerful, but the fact is the Tarrasque DOESN'T HAVE RANGED ATTACKS, in a flying machine, even at level 6, they had the ultimate advantage against it! Flight is the biggest weakness of the Tarrasque, it has no flying speed and it has no ranged attacks, so if you can stay afloat, you just just pelt it with arrows until it dies (may take a few hours of attacks, but it's still an eventual win)

@MarkATorres1989

5 жыл бұрын

Well... considering what happens in the end. I think their flying privileges were more than revoked.

@ironmilutin

5 жыл бұрын

@@MasterVenik Doesn't it regen like 75/round or something?

@marvinhubregtse5776

5 жыл бұрын

in 5e it doesnt heal anymore .. cant remember what version they were playing

I swear, every time I watch one of your D&D Campaign videos, it makes me want to create a campaign of my own, but a lot of my friends don't want to 😭

I swear every DND campaign I see on this platform is pure chaos. Sips can’t even walk without causing something to happen.