*Church explodes* From a distance, a familiar voice: I WARNED YOU!

@planetfall5056

5 жыл бұрын

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@mostlyharmless5149

5 жыл бұрын

nice reference

@immortalinferno8809

5 жыл бұрын

best comment

@alphonyt7250

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@DavidSilverGames

5 жыл бұрын

I am dying. You have slain me. My sword tried to tell me this was coming. I should have listened.

Turtlef***ers? Oh God, what did they do to Oogway?

@milesmatton5601

5 жыл бұрын

My guess: "Hey baby, you come to this place often?"

@thevortexcrafter7060

5 жыл бұрын

iT's nOt oOgWaY

@yuui9183

5 жыл бұрын

The real question is, what DIDN'T they do to Oogway?

@Thatonedude917

5 жыл бұрын

The sexual tension between them became too much

@VictoryNibbles

5 жыл бұрын

@@Thatonedude917 They showed him how to come out of his shell. Which, considering what that would do to a turtle, sounds about right for this group.

Once hacking bodies into pieces seems like a good idea, you have to stop and ask yourself how you got to this point.

@alexengland2432

5 жыл бұрын

It happened in a campaign I'm playing and it started with the Chaotic Neutral School of War Magic Wizard and the Beast Master Ranger working together not being restrained and breaking into someone's house to investigate a robbery and ended with some limbs being hacked off in order to use them to slap someone awake

@thesixthkid7689

4 жыл бұрын

Ever play "Heavy Rain" and make it to the 3rd trial? It may not count as "hacking" but it does involve cutting off a piece of yourself.

@arbiterskiss6692

4 жыл бұрын

All my choices made sense at the time.

@gideonmele1556

4 жыл бұрын

Schwarzer Ritter that point is called DnD

@VeryPeeved

4 жыл бұрын

well, i apprenticed at a butcher's shop when i was young, so i went on to make a career out of it. pretty straightforward.

"It involves a Fireball." "Huzzah! A man of quality!"

@Sarah12471

4 жыл бұрын

But through a player or from the pharoh? Which one?

@mothgirl326

3 жыл бұрын

BigD*ckWizard6969 approves!

... now got hyped about the animated origin story of the turtlef***ers ...

@NewLegacy93

5 жыл бұрын

He'll cave eventually... even if the animation we get is just the buffer symbol for half an hour

@shirotatsune3551

5 жыл бұрын

I’m ok with the buffer back story

@HutchTheWolf

5 жыл бұрын

NuclearSavety he should just upload it to Po** Hu*

@bgreaud

5 жыл бұрын

He should never have mentioned it. 🤣

@bluesbreaker6657

5 жыл бұрын

It probably went something like this... “I wanna seduce Oogway!” “That’s not his name and you’re gonna need an incredible roll-“ “Nat 20!” “... WELL. I GUESS. HE SAYS HE’LL TALK TO YOU LATER. IN PRIVATE. IN THE BEDROOM.”

I love how the warforged went from being, in the last video, Mobile Suit Gundam Wing to being Megaman. It just reinforces how ridiculous the character must have been. XD

@nanachimakenshi2512

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe he started as Megaman and then got even better armor that made him into Mobile Suit Gundam Wing!

@Madhattersinjeans

5 жыл бұрын

I remember seeing warforged in ddo (dungeons and dragons online) back in the day. They were OP as hell, probably because at the time they were a new race so all the pro's wanted to use them. Their immunities made a joke of most of the traps in the game so they were great for powerlevelling. My main memories involve getting into a PUG with groups of them and watching them zerg dungeons in a row like it was nothing, and my derpy ass was struggling to understand how spell slots worked so my amazing ranger got to about level 10 before ever casting a spell. I still think of that game sometimes. I try not to, I was so bad at it to begin with. I got better eventually with a wizard and I properly understood how magic worked and stuff Had a blast with him. Also helped that firewall was an OP spell at the time so wizards only ever had to spam firewall and haste and then you could do whatever dumb spells you felt like. What happened with firewall (before they changed it) was you could cast it on a group of enemies it would stay in effect for 30 seconds or something? and your allies wouldn't be hurt. So you were constantly dancing in circles around groups of mobs just kiting them through walls of fire ad nauseum. Oh and finger of death was just the easy button to deal with just about anything that looked like it could survive a firewall. Looking back on it I had some fun times in a few groups that made dungeons fun, but more often than not I was just carried by the zergers with their vorpal (greensteel? idk don't remember) blades. And traps were brutal as hell on higher difficulties, to the point where if you didn't have exactly 1 rogue and 1 cleric you were never going to complete some of the dungeons. Every other class was just for funsies. So you often had PUG's that were literally just sitting around for up to half an hour on off-peak times waiting for a cleric. Class balance was horrendous back in the day. I think I did see an update just as I stopped playing (which nerfed firewall, rip) but by then I was long past that game. I mostly spent my time wandering around the wild areas killing stuff en masse because I got nervous everytime I joined a group, terrified they would find out how utterly bad I was at the game. It got worse in higher tier dungeons. I'm serious like, I broke out into sweats when I joined a group and got serious social anxiety whenever anyone tried to use their mic to talk. Still get that in online games that have high stakes. So I just never play online games anymore.

@jacobdavis5722

5 жыл бұрын

@@nanachimakenshi2512 Quite possible. If that's the case, we know he didn't get it from the blacksmith's apprentice. XD

@Johnny_Shields

5 жыл бұрын

I didn't even notice the difference.

A couple session ago, our Paladin bought 50 chickens. "Just think of how much fun I bought for just 1 gold!" He put them in his Bag of Holding. No, there is no air in the bag.

@getthegoons

5 жыл бұрын

Chicken tenders for dinner forever.

@TheDancerMacabre

5 жыл бұрын

That's exactly what my Dwarf Monk did with his mount. It's a long story. He got his pony drunk, we had to make camp, attacked by demons, and he shoved his pony in the bag to protect him... ... We later Tauntaun'd it.

@justinbuergi9867

5 жыл бұрын

John Cox but that means they’ll never rot and thus they’re perfectly preserved to eat forever

@amdreallyfast

5 жыл бұрын

@@justinbuergi9867: Is rotting an aerobic process or anerobic? Would meat still break down in a pocket dimension at Standard Temperature and Pressure, just without oxygen? These are important questions to which we must rigorously apply selective physics to obtain the most entertaining effect.

@justinbuergi9867

5 жыл бұрын

John Cox I have to imagine that without oxygen there’d by no bacteria that could survive in the dimension to eat away at dead things In fact, the bag of holding can be considered a disinfectant as it kills all the germs on something that enters it.

The cute flying whale is adorable. “Oh. Of course I know this group. Your the Turtle ******* aren’t you?”

@smodge2972

5 жыл бұрын

"Me too. I’m very familiar with f**king turtles!"

@wingw3844

5 жыл бұрын

how can a player play flying whale? what story is this?

@calebmurray3945

4 жыл бұрын

@@wingw3844 i don't think it's a player; i think it's a pet that the players got

@the_Miles_crew_fun

4 жыл бұрын

What is it story

@ColdspaceDog

4 жыл бұрын

PandaWolf525 if he doesn’t animate it let’s make him draw rule 34

I think we need, 1. The story of the flapping whale and 2. How the group got such a wonderful and unique name!

@Perid0tStar

5 жыл бұрын

I'm also interested in how long the friendly spider stayed with them since he wasn't part of the group in the 'final fight' video. I like the whale too :)

@Jebu911

5 жыл бұрын

@@Perid0tStar Isnt the whale that aboleth

@Perid0tStar

5 жыл бұрын

@@Jebu911 Ohhh the one with the split personality from the other video? That would be pretty nifty, but dangerous too lols

@theoutsider7807

5 жыл бұрын

@@Perid0tStar i'm not sure if that was whimsy....i know for a fact its an aboleth though. maybe they found another one. "ps he mentioned it in his pets video as well."

@robertwilson2516

5 жыл бұрын

I want to know were to get a flying whale.

Ok, don't need a turtle F**cker animation, but can we get an expliniation for the giant flying whale lol

@mokies7811

5 жыл бұрын

His great thats why

@bleflar9183

5 жыл бұрын

You accidentally put "don't" in there.

@copper589

5 жыл бұрын

@@bleflar9183 no, wasn't an accident

@nemtudom5074

5 жыл бұрын

The giant whale is the bipolar monster from another video, isn't it? The one that whispered menacing things to them and turned out it was friendly?

@bleflar9183

5 жыл бұрын

@@copper589 Nah, no way. Its not possible to not need turtle f**cker animation.

Can we talk about Bernard’s flapping animation? Cuz it’s so cute it hurts my heart

@schwarzerritter5724

4 жыл бұрын

A good use of smearframes.

@Sarah12471

4 жыл бұрын

What is brenard?

@tagorewithlyric4394

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sarah12471 flying whale

"But That's Our Best Part!" "I Said I'M NOT ANIMATING IT!" *TENSION*

@ColdspaceDog

4 жыл бұрын

“But that’s the best part” If not animating, make some rule 34 of it

@kompletnyidiota4196

4 жыл бұрын

"But That's Our Best Part!" *Showing pictures of everyone in the party raping turtles*

@a-joker245

3 жыл бұрын

@@kompletnyidiota4196 W-WHY

@a-joker245

3 жыл бұрын

@@ColdspaceDog NO!

@theguywiththeoldds3896

3 жыл бұрын

@a-joker **busts through wall** *OH YEAH*

No, Ben. You're animating it. You opened this Pandora's box, you're GOING to animate it.

@ColdspaceDog

4 жыл бұрын

XxSoraMifunexX or at least rule 34 / p hub

@chrisbartow192

4 жыл бұрын

how am i the second person reply to this comment

@jjj9640

3 жыл бұрын

6:14 NEO CORTEX.

@notsogreatjagras4314

3 жыл бұрын

He going to animate it, jsut not on youtube at least

Thank God he's back to his animated self. That human imposter was just weird.

@Zabersud

5 жыл бұрын

i liked it..:(

@dragongaming2796

5 жыл бұрын

Matthew Mazzetti yes, my hypothesis is that this human form is comforting to the mortals and is used to gain relate-ability to them. May also help to not freak them out since humans are known to be fearful of the unknown.

@Zabersud

5 жыл бұрын

@@dragongaming2796 nah i just think he was pretty lmao

@entothechesnautknight1762

5 жыл бұрын

Matthew Mazzetti yea, he's back the beardless dwarf we all know and love.

Those guards probably should have instituted some kind of buddy system. It's way too easy to pick off one inept guard.

I remember that Nine Inch Nails had a song called Starf***ers Inc. Someone remix it for Turtlef***ers Inc. It'll be great.

@Icabobify

3 жыл бұрын

...you'll get +10 exp in exchange....

@ThePigeon5734

3 жыл бұрын

@@Icabobify and fifty inspiration...

@saturnsvictory3368

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThePigeon5734 2 copper

@ahumantryingtosurvive

3 жыл бұрын

@@saturnsvictory3368 3 silver

@feathern6106

3 жыл бұрын

@@ahumantryingtosurvive Orb of floating: It levitates three and a half inches off the ground and is just not magical enough to be effective as a spell casting focus also small enough to be kept in a small pouch

“It involves a fireball” Ah, a fellow wizard

@several7452

5 жыл бұрын

Filthy casual, if you can't make yourself roll some of the damage die to be Max, at will, you can't say anything. Not to mention lightning bolt is cleaner

@TheKartana

5 жыл бұрын

Actually he’s a sorcerer

@w.mccartney431

5 жыл бұрын

@@several7452 oh hey look someone who is being a jackass for no god damn reason

@robineir

5 жыл бұрын

I'm a barbarian who got a magic enhanced crown so, yeah fireballs all day.

@Scortch-lo3xy

5 жыл бұрын

no its ah, a fellow intellectual.

Session one. Two characters take a bath in a barrel. It's been a meme ever since

@Thatonedude227

5 жыл бұрын

Barrels have many uses

@bogustoast22none25

5 жыл бұрын

How did that happen?!

@gizmona1178

5 жыл бұрын

Wow that's shockingly close to what happened to me last session, tho it was brazier and one of our other characters and used it as a toilet a few hours prier...

@giacomocosta2469

5 жыл бұрын

My first session has been a HUGE meme. I’m just going to say that our sorcerer as his FIRST ACTION EVER in D&D cast “sleep” on a city guard in the tavern... it didn’t end very well, and we ended up hating each other as a character before the quest was given to us

@samaustin339

5 жыл бұрын

First session of Tomb of Annihilation: the half orc sorcerer drinks from the sewer, and gets a throat leech. Also, he kills an important NPC.

Rogue and the Monk sound like the definition of “that escalated quickly” lol

"You're the Turtle-#$%&ers, aren't you?" Best single line I've heard on youtube, ever. You rock PuffinForest!

@ColdspaceDog

4 жыл бұрын

No it’s”I too am very

You know you're gonna have to animate that now, don't you? We'll riot if you don't. You don't wanna cause the deaths of innocent people, do you Ben? ... Ben?

@themadmystic1688

5 жыл бұрын

He is a DM. Innocent people dying is just story fuel for him.

@NimhLabs

5 жыл бұрын

I think that is just part of his plan, really. I mean... after what happened on that Taking20 video thanks to Abserd.

@charlespk2008

5 жыл бұрын

ANIMATE THE PORN STORY AND UPLOAD IT TO PORNHUB. come on, every artist needs to acknowledge the beauty of the human(oid) body.

@laffinggas8068

5 жыл бұрын

if he doesn't then I will go to the temple wait until lunch time and stab everyone who's with me

@thex9165

5 жыл бұрын

His face is exposed. We can hunt him.

Hahaha that funny moment when you don't have enough place to hide the bodies

@LibertyLocalizer

5 жыл бұрын

#relatable

@spacetrainbaby3737

5 жыл бұрын

yeah happens all the time

@thekingofston7591

5 жыл бұрын

Love the name

@prestonjones1653

5 жыл бұрын

Every Hitman game ever.

@ADogToy

5 жыл бұрын

In a game we got a modified bag of holding, it had 5x the capacity and came in the form of a chest. We called it the casket of holding.

6:56 Yet Another Muffled Voice: *"I WARNED YOUUU!"*

@Musikur

3 жыл бұрын

I really want more faulty blade of warning - cracks me up every time

T-pose towards your enemies. You don't have a choice. I think that apprentice knew more than they let on.

The giant flying blue potato looks so cute flapping its wittle blue fwippers. 💙 Wait TURTLE F... WHAT!? Ben!!! Explain!

@heklhwhfmwwuehfndk3917

5 жыл бұрын

I think something happened to Oogwey.

@Stafarns

5 жыл бұрын

@@heklhwhfmwwuehfndk3917 oh nooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooogggggggggggggwayyyyyyyyyyyyy "Distanced voice" thats not my name

@revengelordofmagic1013

5 жыл бұрын

@@heklhwhfmwwuehfndk3917 please say it was another turtle, please

The most confusing thing to me here is that my own party isn't the only one riding a flying whale....

I'm now waiting for the story where he's running a Ghostbusters game. Then, for the great finale, the huge climax, the PCs are supposed to avoid thinking of anything... Suddenly! Lurching down the road towards them comes... Wallace!!!! Or Abserd. They're equally terrifying.

@gremlinwc8996

4 жыл бұрын

Wallace because Abserd is the true hero, and wallace is a burden at very best.

@ericb3157

2 жыл бұрын

reminds me of a silly fan-story where they tried to think of nothing,and someone thought of..."Derpy" from My Little Pony: kzread.info/dash/bejne/npebxbFteKeboqg.html

@southron_d1349

2 жыл бұрын

@@ericb3157 Someone ran the names through a neural network and it came up with new My Little Pony names. Including Starly Star and Raspberry Turd. So it could've been a bit worse.

Just...that whale flapping his little fins to fly... XD

4:15 Wallace's long lost cousin, apprentice of the blacksmith x3

@jjoshaugh

5 жыл бұрын

We are all... Wallace.

He said he won't animate the "Turtle f***ers" story never said he won't tell it. So what's the story Puffin?

@rin-4540

5 жыл бұрын

Im guesin the players tried to.... Rape uhgway?

@TheGuardDuck

5 жыл бұрын

@@rin-4540 🤪

@weezards1014

5 жыл бұрын

@@rin-4540 oh fuck yeah Definitely

@esnethen5915

5 жыл бұрын

@@rin-4540 sounds about right

@arielsproul8811

5 жыл бұрын

captain Morgen

What isnit about D&D that causes some players to enact things they'd be ashamed to tell a dominatrix about?

@spritemon98

3 жыл бұрын

They're afraid it might turn on the dominatrix even more

@MatthewJones-jg4eu

3 жыл бұрын

@@spritemon98 as a dom myself we have heard it all

@twinzzlers

7 ай бұрын

​@@MatthewJones-jg4eu_FALTUENCE_

Did the two in the kitchen get XP for all those guards?

@merpyderpy7613

3 жыл бұрын

naw its just hitman

@deadghost316

3 жыл бұрын

They were using milestone

@terrymullins7338

3 жыл бұрын

Was the milestone "kill a hundred guards with ambush"

@joshshore27

3 жыл бұрын

@@terrymullins7338 As a dm who tends to use milestone for something exceptional like that I would definitly give inspiration and likely a decent amount of gold as if you assume each guard has a a few silver or a gp that adds up quick when you've slaughtered over a hundred guards, because it would totally screw encounter balance if you let them level for every awesome thing they do.

@oz_jones

Жыл бұрын

I am just surprised that the guards entered the kitchen one by one.

I take it you're not gonna explain the whale?

@thumperpaul155

5 жыл бұрын

??? Doesnt every party have a flying whale?

@stevenmichel7270

5 жыл бұрын

@@thumperpaul155 if not then they need to get one especially if its a narwhale those can even fight

@kyuura4324

5 жыл бұрын

Paul Douglas Mine has a beholder in a jar, does that count?

@apocalypseofoto

5 жыл бұрын

Those flappy fins though

@Zarvain

5 жыл бұрын

@@stevenmichel7270 Every adventuring party needs something to protect them from Cuthulu.

Okay now you definitely have to animate the turtle story we will dog you until the end of time until you do.

Group 1: *has to kill guard after guard ad-nauseum just to get a chance to escape the kitchen and lower levels* Group 2: OMG THESE CULTISTS ARE CANNIBALS! Group 3: OMG THESE INTRUDERS ARE **CRAZY** Me: XD

@thejezuit4048

4 жыл бұрын

Group 4: Why does this room smell like death and turtle-sex?

@tanith117

4 жыл бұрын

Its Hitman All over again.

@jackthorton10

3 жыл бұрын

So... many... bodies

Holy crap that's hilarious. So 2 PC's were just full-blown serial killer horror movie villains

are we not going to talk about the flying wailord?

@LOUDMOUTHTYRONE

5 жыл бұрын

We have to focus on one story for now.

@graysonperdue9402

5 жыл бұрын

Spartan King wailord weighs less than air so they can all fly naturally you know

@nightwarper1760

5 жыл бұрын

Or why mega man is with a group called the Turtle F*****s

@SparrowsKeep14

5 жыл бұрын

@@graysonperdue9402 Oh right, how could I forget?

I had to stop at 1:51 and burst out laughing, if it were real life they’d be class A psychopaths, but it’s legit funny cause it’s D&D

@blacrow7

5 жыл бұрын

Yep, funny things happens in D&D.

@PiousSlayer

5 жыл бұрын

They went full Dexter mode.

@Ivan_Cornelius

5 жыл бұрын

I had a customer call right at that scene and had to keep muting myself because I couldn't stop laughing.

@funnyblog100

5 жыл бұрын

I would have served the cultists their comrades in a dish after putting on a chefs uniform Hannibal Lecter style at that point just to make it even more fucked up.

@NegiWhite

5 жыл бұрын

So you guys have no idea what alignment is

So, on a scale of 1 to blame the druid, How would you rate the turtlefucking story?

@litlitten4207

4 жыл бұрын

Lucas was I think u mean bard

@Sarah12471

4 жыл бұрын

@@litlitten4207 no druid is much more likely as i mean it's a druid

@justnoob8141

3 жыл бұрын

Blame Bard & Druid Joint Plan

@ 6:44 Fun fact, Back in the Original DnD my Dad played a Monk and jumped out of windows on the third story of a building for fun. Because he could land without any damage. Being everyone else in the party you could imagine what their reaction was to the Monk just jumping out of a window for fun.

@GamerTowerDX

4 жыл бұрын

Your dad sounds awesome

In the next episode : Ugway is getting tag-teamed by a group of adventurers.

WE WANT TO SEE THE ORIGIN TO THE TURTLE PROCREATORS!!!! PS: I am so very proud, that with all my social commentary and political debates, my most upvoted comment by far is about turtle procreation. I have achieved inner peace.

@Zero_Shift

5 жыл бұрын

We want turtle procreators, ben is all about turtle procrastinators

@Timspt8

5 жыл бұрын

Yes please

@Artrysa

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, who doesn't like turtles?

@5789Ranger

5 жыл бұрын

People who actually know how turtle dick looks like .

@gran9773

5 жыл бұрын

@@5789Ranger THAT.... might be true... cant be worse than a ducks right? right...?

The idea of Bitey and Michelle's comedic exchange being improv is so mich better when you realize it's Ben and Will derping around as brothers with great creative chemistry.

Bitey is just precious, I need more of him 🥰

So... live action with sock puppets then?

@abserd1034

5 жыл бұрын

NoooOoooOOoh! Live action with Abseeerd, because Abserd is soooo powerful!

@Kevin-cz8qj

5 жыл бұрын

@@abserd1034 get out of my head Abserd!

@Nickdicrusher

5 жыл бұрын

@@abserd1034 but absurd that would require going to the puppet dimension where there is great evil

@taythree5549

5 жыл бұрын

don't question this QUICK SOMEONE ROLL A D20... at least a few humans did in fact decide to do so, and mathematically at least 1 in 20 of them got a NAT20, sooo... BY THE LAWS OF DND PUFFIN FOREST MUST DO A SOCKPUPPET EDITION OF HOW THE PARTY GOT THEIR OUTRAGEOUSLY ABSEEERD NAME.

@patrickholt2270

5 жыл бұрын

I can't believe this is the most popular comment of mine on KZread so far... Well gosh!

I am suddenly worried about Oogway. ... god save us

@gamingpandaboy

5 жыл бұрын

I WAAAARRRRRRNNNNNED YOU!

@Pillzpop

5 жыл бұрын

"It's not Oogway!"

@marronVulpes1991

5 жыл бұрын

Nah, I bet Oogway liked it

@MrBizteck

4 жыл бұрын

@@marronVulpes1991 slowwwww

OoooOooOooooOOOOooh, hello there! I'm Abserd and very sad! Why isn't Abserd in that video? There was great daaaanger! (Also you can read this in my voice because Abserd is soooooo powerful!)

@itsmeromanos

5 жыл бұрын

Omg it's true! I read it in your voice!

@MrPoopeater91

5 жыл бұрын

Oh no, it's the great abserd... whatever are we.... gonna do

@Audiotrocious

5 жыл бұрын

except you can if you plan it right@Logan Rabe

@Barnicalsify

5 жыл бұрын

The mystical powers of Abserd!

@tsurugikage

5 жыл бұрын

Hmmmm..... Abserd V.S. Chadwick Strongpants.

Still refusing to tell the story of how the group got a bird butler, and a dragon accountant, I see...

@EnderRNWL

4 жыл бұрын

ZoanBlade90 AND the story of Oogway getting f*#ked

Who else was hoping for - I WARNNNNNED YOU

@gamingpandaboy

5 жыл бұрын

I wasnt at first...but thats bevause I forgot about that

@TheLithp

5 жыл бұрын

I forgot that was the same campaign. Best character in the Puffinverse.

@gamingpandaboy

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheLithp I WAAAARRRRRRNNNNNNNED YOU

@gronklevlonkle1717

5 жыл бұрын

You're fans are gonna ask for something terrible been I WAAAAARNED YOUUUUU

@thaliatognotti3256

5 жыл бұрын

I was

I love that damn flying whale I would get it as merch

@h20wizard57

5 жыл бұрын

MY GOD YES

@magicman9218

5 жыл бұрын

Except that's their aboleth

@CesarTheKingVA

5 жыл бұрын

"welcome to blubbos, sever your leg please sir"

@the_atomic_one1700

5 жыл бұрын

@@CesarTheKingVA ???

@CesarTheKingVA

5 жыл бұрын

@@the_atomic_one1700 just my 2000s internet reference humor (aka homestarrunner) surfacing. I'll squash it back down again.

"once inside the group wanted to split up." I have never been in a group where that happened and nobody died within the hour. Never split the group. This is not Scooby Doo.

@tsifirakiehl4250

Жыл бұрын

🎶Don’t you know you never split the party: clerics in the back keep those fighters hale and hearty, the wizard in the middle where he can shed some light, and you never let that damn thief out of sight!🎶

I now just rewatch just for the first story, of them killing the gaurds endlessly

I Like He Doesn't Mention The Giant Whale In The Story!

@DrErikNefarious

5 жыл бұрын

That's the story I want to know

My question is: how did they get the flying whale?

@jackth23mellow7

5 жыл бұрын

and what is the flying whale ? it cant just be what it looks like

@PsylomeAlpha

5 жыл бұрын

same place Aang got the flying bison

@milesmatton5601

5 жыл бұрын

Whale, or turtle?

@endosmuthmaobethwen7030

5 жыл бұрын

I believe that's the Aboleth from a previous story I may be wrong, but it looks a lot like it

@Dsrikers

5 жыл бұрын

@@endosmuthmaobethwen7030 that was my thoughts aswell

1:19 I mean if the Pharoh is a Tyrant then explaining to him that the world IS ABOUT TO END might get him on side

lmao that church exploding is so relatable. it killed my friends halfling rogue and dragonborn sorcerer

Ya know, now you have to animate it.

@faketins4657

5 жыл бұрын

@wildcard1288 not good enough. If it isn't Ben, it isn't worth

@marykateharmon

5 жыл бұрын

He doesn't need to animate it. Hearing the story would be enough.

My funnest session: Session 1: we’re stuck in a labyrinth prison full of monsters and criminals. Every time someone turns around, the labyrinth changes for only them. Being session one and a big group, 5/7 people all turn and end up forming 5 groups (2 turned at the same time). I was one of the people on his own... I was a fighter... without magic... with only a scimitar. So I decide to go into the darkest room which I break open despite it being unlocked. I wander into a room full of mushrooms which look tasty since I’m starving and have no food. I have myself a mushroom snack and rest comfortably when all the sudden I see puppies (quasits) rain down from the ceiling and surround me! I go up to the first winged puppy and pick the fluffy (slimy) thing up. It’s so cute that I hug it and cuddle it while it hugs me back (struggling to escape). I make a few animal handling rolls which are critical success! (The DM looks at me with that stare of disbelief as I begin to derail my mini adventure.) I try complimenting the puppy while it’s friends watch and the puppy speaks to me in return in it’s cute ...fiendish... whimpers... I spend a few minutes mocking my new puppy which is actually starting to warm up to me (yes I tamed a quasit on my first day) and began learning the basics of the fiendish language. The puppy told his friends to back off and they sat back and enjoyed a mushroom snack of their own while I played with my puppy. After 15 minutes of taking shrooms, taming a demon, learning fiendish, and joining a tribe of quasits, someone entered through the door and shot one of the other puppies in the head. Suddenly, my puppy and his friends sprouted their wings and flew off into a ceiling which somehow could teleport fiendish flying puppies. My character shed a slight tear as his new found pet/friend left him forever. Until this day, that character didn’t realize he was tripping balls on hallucinogenic shrooms and managed to tame demons. But the memories of his first puppy that taught him a language of the hells remained deep within his heart.

@AntProxy

5 жыл бұрын

What a beautiful story of friendship

@dijasom

5 жыл бұрын

@@AntProxy got lost, starved, found food, tamed a puppy, learned a new language, was betrayed, whats not to love about this story.

@barbatosmcmurderton4209

5 жыл бұрын

@@dijasom That he never saw the puppy again.

@chrisschoenthaler5184

5 жыл бұрын

I read the words “winged puppy” and my brain just translated it to “large bat”.

@sirawesomeness7543

5 жыл бұрын

dijasom more like I got lost so I ate shrooms, got high, hallucinated monsters into cute animals, tamed demons, and learnt the language of the hells. And that was only the first half of the session. Second half, a teammate managed to ricochet an arrow off the enemies helmet and shot himself with it when a couple critical fails reflected it back to his own head. He was level 1 and managed to do a full 10 damage with some extra damage that the feat he chose gave him. All directed at his brain on what was now his own critical hit. With a failed dodge/AC roll. It was his first attack in the game.... and he had the highest initiative... nobody would attack after that......

1:49 such adorable art for a scene of pure "Event Horizon" level horror.

I need the story of the Turtle F*uckers. I need it.

Animate it Animate it Animate it If you want to If you want to If you want to.

You do realize that we're now gonna pester you every episode that we wanna hear the story of how they got known as the turtlef***ers, right? So better get animating!

@TheLithp

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, you can't NOT tell us how they became the Turtleforkers.

Reminds me of the time I had a haftling bard who went toe to toe with a barbarian warlord and his armies. All of his weapons ended up breaking it cane down to his Lute. He would use oil as cocktails and stuffed ball bearing in a sack with rope to hit soldiers. Rolling very high numbers and being creative. It finally came down to him and the warlord. This took place on a cliff overlooking the sea. Rolling a nat 20 he tackled the warlord off the cliff, and using a save roll he managed to roll another nat 20 and save himself by hanging from his bagpipe.

Your stories are so entertaining. Thanks!

The illithid moment, trying to convince a party not to do something stupid... I know that feeling. Well done as always!

@DRAGONalpha117

5 жыл бұрын

yeh i once used all my illusion spells to derail our journey creating fake obstacles to let the party live

@thefracturedbutwhole5475

5 жыл бұрын

Yep, I tried to talk my party out of fighting Manshoon the manyfaced (mainly the wizard because it was his idea) . . . . he is very powerful, I said, he will likely kill us, I said, NO, let's go and kill him, they said, you don't know shit, they said . . . . We went, the wizard got hit with the 9th level spell - power word kill straight away and died right out of the gate (we are level 5), I managed to restrain him with a net, the monk stunned him, the cleric cast silence and we managed to kill him . . . . If only the wizard had listened, at least he died how he lived . . . Screaming like a bitch

@Elitex62

5 жыл бұрын

I honestly saw Azreal as a coward that had no concern of the long term threat it poses.

@Banejbt

5 жыл бұрын

Eh, that's easy with the right character. The real challenge is convincing them to go on a suicide mission when no one wants to muahaha.

What a bizarre adventure.

@Auriga499

5 жыл бұрын

SO FAST?

@atomicbamboo2453

5 жыл бұрын

How the hell do you get here so fast?

@almostbeardedtraveler2046

5 жыл бұрын

It has been 5 fu*king seconds

@keithscott8461

5 жыл бұрын

Oh~ You came so fast!

@PorktatoesSSRB

5 жыл бұрын

*AYYYY YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY*

Your videos are awesome! They always brighten my day when I watch them!! Thank you for all you do!

Ah, the warforged. used to play in a campaign where every player had 2 characters. Mine were a warforged Artificer and Samurai. Maybe a little OP after i made the airship.

Well now you HAVE to animate it

When Hitman meets D&D🤣

@tanith117

5 жыл бұрын

Im going to be running a stealthy heist based campaign soon. I am hoping it dosen't devolve into the payday 2 strategy we had.

@timeenoughatlast3368

5 жыл бұрын

i ran out of places to hide gaurds on marikesh, so i dumped them over the wall... into the only starewell... they blocked up the entrance so badly that new guards couldnt get up the stares

I love the voice acting in your D&D Stories!

the "bored, had enough of it" face on the characters genuinely makes my day. Its so expressive

Please animate the story of how they got that name

@Athetos_Admech

5 жыл бұрын

I'd be happy with him just telling us if he doesn't want to animate it.

You got me into D & D, and it got me out of the house. I made some friends, and got laid because of it! Thanks, Man, I owe you big time.

@Rax.

5 жыл бұрын

beware gravity you Got laid from playing dnd? Something doesnt Sound right

@stephendalton1331

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I think they are lying that like mathematically impossible

@SharowbladyeGaymerPorate

5 жыл бұрын

A turtle by any chance?

@PhilieBlunt666

5 жыл бұрын

Ya definitely a turtle.. 😂😂

@Fin_Ale

5 жыл бұрын

U got laid from playing D & D? How do I get in on this?

I feel bad for whoever had to clean up that kitchen.

Player “We have no room for more guards........can I uh.....roll to umm......eat them?” “Uhhh sure” Player “I rolled 20” “😰you umm eat everything....bones and all” Player “YES”

next video; "Okay, I said I wasnt going to animate this but........."

I already needed a second part of the animal companion video (the aarakocra, aboleth and dragon part) and now you just drop another cliffhanger like you don't even care, Ben

@Starphoenix

5 жыл бұрын

I concur with the desire for another animal companion video, but I also want another video dealing with Trixie Starbright, Macchavellian School Girl.

God man, I love your stories!

This had me cracking up so much. I can't get enough of these videos haha.

Ahh, just forget how they got the name and focus on their awesome theme song! Murder Hobo Tortlef***ers Murder Hobo Tortlef***ers Murder Hobo Tortlef***ers Killers with a Short Fuse, Tortlef***ing!

@marcialhd

5 жыл бұрын

Oddman Outre thank you for this but you do know that its turtle with "u" not "o" right?

@NuclearHeadshot

5 жыл бұрын

@@marcialhd Oogway is a tortle, not a turtle.

"Oh my god! Those cultists... were eating their own people!" "Those Savages!"

My good man, thank you, you never fail to bring cheer(and apparent murderhoboing) and make me laugh, it's a great way to start off a day, you just never disappoint Cheers to you

Love these stories. Makes me laugh all the time.

So what your saying is, Bleep Turtles will get a guest animator! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

you cannot just tease turtle Fornicators and leave it you crook.

I love that little flipper whale that believes it could

XD The little flappy whale, hissing spider talk, an endless stream of guards. I think I laughed the most from the beginning to the end of this video more than any other you've made so far!

What did you do to Oogway?!

So.... how did they get the name "Turtle ****"? You now have to tell us. We demand it. This ancient, evil knowledge needs to be ours! Also the second video about the silly amount of pets one group had.

....well now you have to animate it. It's practically required by law now.

@Jaucychan

5 жыл бұрын

@Logan Rabe haha fine, he has to do both. Side by side.

good video, love your stuff. probably the only youtuber i wait for videos from XD D&D FTW!

We all know you're going to animate it ;b

"I probably just saved your life there." LOL

The Megaman character for your Warforged is absolutely slaying me!

I re-watch this everyday because that name will NEVER NOT BE FUNNY! XD

Why is this video exactly what I need right now? Edit: I also demand flying whale murch

@mat8791

5 жыл бұрын

Because you may only have that ?

@jamesanthony8438

5 жыл бұрын

... Because you are a simple man and don't ask for much? =)

@dreamtraveler86

5 жыл бұрын

@@christopherrhodes3228 Aahahahaha

I just love the whale.

that situation with the monk/rogue sounds JUST like a really bad dream I had once. I remember feeling my own sanity break by the time I killed like, the 4th person.

Hit like before the video even started. Was not dissapointed. Your adventures as a dm r awsum dude.