That reminds me, we never saw our mother come back stronger then we could possibly imagine.

@razinhailsharp

4 жыл бұрын

That's because she's so strong she can't be seen. Her power level is OVER 9000!!!

@bsgenius22

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe she'll be in the game!

@tobiasdeshaies12

4 жыл бұрын

She still has to

@maxmustsleep

4 жыл бұрын

nobody said exactly when she will return^^ she might terrorize earth in a thousand years from now.

@jardex2275

4 жыл бұрын

Just wait till you see the will. You get nothing!

“You beat cancer but you can’t beat a 10 ton trolly”

@Torrent263

3 жыл бұрын

If she's not smart enough to move she can't kir cancer

@theredguardowen8083

3 жыл бұрын

D E S T R O Y T H E C H I L D

@alvarodecastellvi8674

3 жыл бұрын

The kid should've died

@dickslocum

3 жыл бұрын

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHH

@silentmotion5784

3 жыл бұрын

@@Torrent263 Nah, some people can be smart, but not have common sense. The lack of common sense here is extreme though XD

Im genuinely surprised people chose to save Tom's father lol

@georgeiminlincalvimontes8594

3 жыл бұрын

But the boooox

@captprice1b-06

2 жыл бұрын

And his son

@graysonleclerc9510

2 жыл бұрын

same

@jamiek4860

2 жыл бұрын

I’m suprised of how many people voted for tom to go to hell

@lordandsavior6726

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamiek4860 I mean he did kill 10 million people.

I love how everyone was assholes most of the time, but when anyone from the Trolley family comes on the track, everyone protects them at all costs

Tom never once thought about stopping the trolley. He WANTED to kill them.

@lukerenken9102

4 жыл бұрын

Hahah

@SteldootVA

4 жыл бұрын

He didn't want to kill them, its just that if the trolley stops, toms heart stops.

@superghost6

4 жыл бұрын

He can't come late, he has responsibilities you know...

@herobrine-sz9yx

4 жыл бұрын

@@SteldootVA true

@hurskastelija

4 жыл бұрын

That's why he was a good person

This man must have insane eyesight if he can see someone so far away it takes a speeding trolley 48 hours to hit it

@nicholasfarrell5981

3 жыл бұрын

Can't ruin your likes, but know that I really want to.

@theblubanshee8027

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicholasfarrell5981 oh my god i just saw it thank u

@Young_Travels

3 жыл бұрын

Explains why there’s so few train accidents compared to cars.

@AlfsGirl

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@childcomsumer2339

Жыл бұрын

He eats carrots while he waits for everyone to vote

I like how everyone collectively agreed to save Trolley Tom’s family, destroy kickstarter packages but not the servers itself, and to destroy their own family members.

This man single handedly showed the creators what type of people we really are.

@Crewecabking

2 жыл бұрын

The brakes failed hence why he can’t stop

@IrnFox

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, it just showed what type of people really watch C&H.

@jadegreenleaf781

2 жыл бұрын

@@IrnFox ..kind of like showing them what type of people we really are?

@jeanniprice699

2 жыл бұрын

You mean idiots?

@yagamil46

2 жыл бұрын

@@jeanniprice699 you mean, realistic? Yeh

Time for the most wholesome killing spree ever.

@CFEKOSMOS

4 жыл бұрын

FIRST BLOOD

@SD-qe4wy

4 жыл бұрын

Double kill!

@diobrando666

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Nerko5482

4 жыл бұрын

Quantum slime.

@Swampbomb

4 жыл бұрын

Quantum slime going to become feral if you play slime rancher you will get this

Clicking on this video was quite an easy decision

@dianagomez9231

4 жыл бұрын

Same.

@uchihabomber1296

4 жыл бұрын

Super easy barley an inconvinence

@vetreleccz2959

4 жыл бұрын

Ok

@ManWithAMask_

4 жыл бұрын

@@uchihabomber1296 Barley? As in the spice?

@askgoverntale2298

4 жыл бұрын

It was either this or more sans in Smash Bros videos

Whoever voted for Bob Ross to die has no soul.

@blueanonymousguy224

2 жыл бұрын

Wrong they might not have a soul anymore but now they have Bob Ross's soul very valuable

@moonstar5473

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know why I laughed at that comment 😳

@not_zyro

2 жыл бұрын

Whoever wrote this comment. Shut the the fu-

@blueanonymousguy224

2 жыл бұрын

@@not_zyro who ever wrote this reply needs to finish school

@bluejay9638

2 жыл бұрын

@@blueanonymousguy224 needs*

I like how the voters just care about kickstarter cards and Trolly Tom's family.

10yr old : I can beat cancer Trolley Tom : hold my trolley

@FrostGlader

4 жыл бұрын

He eventually runs him over...

@FrostGlader

4 жыл бұрын

Hype yeah, I got the joke. It’s, to an extent, an attempt at a jokey explanation of the joke, but it can be taken as a “didn’t get the joke” comment, yeah.

@zidanestudios2791

4 жыл бұрын

@@FrostGlader dude it's just something I wrote for fun no need to get technical lol 😂

@patriciacatalano3436

4 жыл бұрын

More like hold my Trolly cap

@christopherrogers7034

4 жыл бұрын

@@patriciacatalano3436 Nah, when he says 'hold my trolley' he means 'the internet voted to kill you and you will be holding my trolley for .5 seconds before you are a pancake!'

20 minutes of trolly tom killing things, awesome

@youtubeminute4388

4 жыл бұрын

18*

@TheDavidHarris

4 жыл бұрын

He didn’t kill them. The internet did. Trolley Tom is innocent, don’t forget that. :P

@youtubeminute4388

4 жыл бұрын

2 minutes of him in heaven

@YellowGuy-vr7hp

4 жыл бұрын

At this point of time, this "complication" is just an excuse to not make video with 2 shorts

@spencera3291

4 жыл бұрын

If his daddy taught him so well, why didn't he realize at one point to STOP THE TRAIN

Only the OG fans will know how awesome the multitrack drift was.

its amazing how you guys actually decided to run over the expansion packs instead of trolley tom sr. like that's wholesome

I learned today that the Cyanide and happiness fandom make terrible choices

@philipjohnson3942

3 жыл бұрын

Right? Why kill Bob Ross over Tom Hanks

@almightycinder

3 жыл бұрын

@@philipjohnson3942 Bob Ross is already dead. He didn't feel anything.

@havoc1848

3 жыл бұрын

Why not kill the next Hitler?

@philipjohnson3942

3 жыл бұрын

@@almightycinder true, true

@siyacer

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

The fact that people chose to destroy their own expansion packs over Tom's dad proves that there is good in the world

@rhoydplaz2853

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@nikso1496

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure that was for our murder buddy tom, sometimes we gotta make sacrifices for our murder buddies

@easternspy1468

3 жыл бұрын

Obviously isn't much though

@flamecentralyt9999

3 жыл бұрын

And they ruin it by killing bob Ross >:(

@k_mcconnell

3 жыл бұрын

'We kill Bob Ross tho'

The funny thing about this whole thing is he could've just stopped the trolley. He's trying to blame us but in reality he's in control.

I love how he has enough time to wait for the votes but not enough to stop the trolley

That moment when trolley Tom realizes he could've stopped the trolley

Trolley tom: Runs over innocent family "Oh no!" "Anyways..."

@RedBeardRose

2 жыл бұрын

yes =) dog to cute

@kalanaboulianne8042

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone: hmm Trolley tom: kill all you friends family pets and good people for 1 card or kill Everyone bad and Satan Everyone: GIVE ME THOSE CARDS

@animebrat76

Жыл бұрын

@@RedBeardRose but it’s with you evil twin and how do you know the dog is still alive?

"its holding your *DOG*" i dont have such weakness

I love how he just becomes more and more used to him running over people

He didn't just runover millions of people with a trolley. He took our hearts on a trolley ride we will not forget.

@DustyTheOrange

4 жыл бұрын

Yea literally

@charmandergaming8109

4 жыл бұрын

Very poetic

@die2infinity101

4 жыл бұрын

Not just our hearts but also our guts

@ladyviolu3924

4 жыл бұрын

Right before he killed all of us

@akirakomaeda8781

4 жыл бұрын

Regardless of how much therapy we take, we will never forget

I love how one of the option isn’t “stop the trolley”

@JacobTP64

4 жыл бұрын

Mr. Blue Guy Tom loves trolleying

@tonyscardina2139

4 жыл бұрын

I think I know which option he should choose choose take the dog to the family and then run right into the evil twin

@dartart3688

4 жыл бұрын

Total ditto

@thecheese2876

4 жыл бұрын

Mr. Blue Guy if he stops the trolly he’s heart stop beating

@yaboiyogsas2431

4 жыл бұрын

He can’t stop it lol

I love that over time he just gets used to it and starts loving the killing. and at 7:30 he cares more about the cards now, then thinking about ethics

This made me cry, like he was actually there with us 🥺

I loved this series because it started with us just killing people for funnies then we ended up simping for Tom.

@Capt.Gingivits

3 жыл бұрын

Excuse me WHAT

@korhol2065

3 жыл бұрын

I like trolly Tom, but not like that

@GaJ42

3 жыл бұрын

Wtf

@person9385

3 жыл бұрын

Hello

@a.person1805

3 жыл бұрын

@@person9385 no way

There was so much character development in under 30 minutes, truly beautiful.

Trolley Tom slowly devolves into insanity.

I have not backed the kickstarter, yet I felt something breaking in me when he said "Ok bye" the one last time

When Tom kicked Sam and took the trolley back: Top Ten Anime Plot Twists

@KroKogaming

3 жыл бұрын

I know right

@destineeinez8233

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@destineeinez8233

3 жыл бұрын

I WANT MORE BLOOD

@destineeinez8233

3 жыл бұрын

guy

@bruhthebuilder9223

3 жыл бұрын

Spoilers

Petition for Trolley Tom to have a cameo on Purgatony Season 2

@yeah4586

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@krudma473

4 жыл бұрын

I back this

@Kiwitheketchupbottle

4 жыл бұрын

Yes please

@cuteherogirl15

4 жыл бұрын

Omfg yas!

@Multi476

4 жыл бұрын

Remember when Tony sent that guy to heaven by mistake and we got to go see heaven. Would be funny if he accidentally sent Trolly Tom to hell for the murders and that’s how we get a glimpse at hell, when Tony goes send him up to heaven

I actually almost started crying when the kickstarter ended I really want this to come back

20:26 "ok bye!" We will miss you Tom you will always hold a special place in our hearts and I'm not crying your crying!

Ah. I remember voting for Santa and for helping to push the multi track drift. Good times.

@Scp--op7ub

3 жыл бұрын

Uhh, o-k?

@laracrotft

3 жыл бұрын

@@Scp--op7ub What was the point of that comment?

@doaskishino5455

3 жыл бұрын

Thier is none

@yourmum-fq1qz

2 жыл бұрын

There was no option for that

@lordandsavior6726

2 жыл бұрын

@@yourmum-fq1qz I could have sworn there was, I definitely remember a ton of comments saying multi drift

The real question is why everyone is on the tracks.

@DankEngine2005

4 жыл бұрын

Color Wing We are all whims of Trolley Tom. It is wise not to question him.

@thatguycolor

4 жыл бұрын

@@DankEngine2005 All hail Trolley Tom, Decider of Fates!

@queensmadejah

4 жыл бұрын

@Randomede TV lol ikr

@plaguedoctor0112

4 жыл бұрын

Why's the trolley empty

@Demogame_54

4 жыл бұрын

They're content creator's

I like how people choose to killed a father and his family and not the evil twin holding a dog

@AnAveragePurplePikmin

Ай бұрын

It was OUR dog tho

“Oh, shit in my breakfast, it’s your Mother!” 😂😂😂

"Multy track drifts in to heaven and hell at the same time lol

@francisharkins

4 жыл бұрын

The joke everyone made when the game was going on months ago was that he should have multitrack drifted into purgatory.

@Instabwillity

4 жыл бұрын

You now have 69 likes

@jeremiahharris2403

4 жыл бұрын

@@Instabwillity you mean 70

@Instabwillity

4 жыл бұрын

@@jeremiahharris2403 71*

@jeremiahharris2403

4 жыл бұрын

82

People: Send trolley Tom to heaven. Trolley Tom: "Maybe I'll even go out with your mom." People: Forgiveness stops.

I still think about this series of clips even now. We purposely chose the most disgusting options until we finally saw him break. Then we slowly started doing the correct stuff. I didn't you understand why this series of clips were happening I just thought it was hysterical seeing him get upset.

They missed the opportunity to make Trolly Tom a GOD SLAYER

"I'm not the one doing all the murder, it's You! I'm just pulling the lever." When I heard this I died

@joseph-1972

4 жыл бұрын

For me, it was "cho-cho, motherfuckers!" XD

@ToTu007

4 жыл бұрын

69

@Jess-kb1hb

4 жыл бұрын

I am not killing people. You just walked in front of the gun and I am the one who pulls the trigger

@phillupscrewdriver4229

4 жыл бұрын

How did you die did the terrorist kill you

It’s funny how Tom just gets progressively scarred for life

I love how chaotic everything gets after he drifts

"Im going to stop this stupid card game!" Me in 2021 who has a copy of the game: "Good luck with that buddy."

Kid:*80% chance of becoming the next Hitler* Tom:I cAn't dIcIdE

@darluliedarkreader8378

4 жыл бұрын

its randomness *decide

@asandax6

4 жыл бұрын

@Yanice Plomp Let him become Hitler

@ar9907

4 жыл бұрын

20% chance to fail

@lewisgarner5615

3 жыл бұрын

Let him become hitler to shoot him self again

@yobamayessir7872

3 жыл бұрын

so dumb

I just love the fact that Trolley Tom is so scared but at the end: *OKAY BYE!!*

@russianguy4685

3 жыл бұрын

Oh me oh my

Tom's plan about take trolley back is beautifull

19:55 My Grandma GG is also in Trolley Heaven, while Tram Sam is waiting to greet my traitor-of-a-father Cannon.

*Its a beautiful day outside-* Oh my goodness! Oh my sweet merciful Christ! Its Trolley Tom! _My time has come_

@spiffygonzales5899

4 жыл бұрын

But wait, on the other Track theres a dildo waving evil clown!!!

@daffareyhandikahermawan371

4 жыл бұрын

*It's a beautiful duwang outside*

@CygnusTheSilly

Жыл бұрын

@@daffareyhandikahermawan371 *chew*

Everyone:chooses Bob Ross Everyone now: YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT

@NSHM122

4 жыл бұрын

HADEZ **Spoiler**

@Gorttheduck

4 жыл бұрын

Lol I feel that

I remember watching cyanide and happiness when I was younger and found it super funny and I still do

I think we all agree that even if killing Santa didn't give free cards we still would've killed him

The best thing is when he says “Well glaze my ass and call me a ham” and something like paint me purple and call me an eggplant

“I’m flattered and you’re flattened!”

4:28 The nuremberg trials in a nutshel

"Ok bye" as he said those final words the streets of every major city flooded with the tears of people goodbye trolley tom were all gonna miss you

He gets more depressed i just wanna give trolley tom a hug

@fusionmasterable

3 жыл бұрын

Is that before or after he runs you over

@junebug8485

3 жыл бұрын

@@fusionmasterable probably after

Remember when we tried to stop the kick starters Ahhh good times

Im rewatching this, a year later and I wondering if Trolley JR Is gonna have a pt 2, that would be epicc.

I thought this was pretty sadic at start but it just made me feel nostalgic at the very end...

"I can't believe you decided to kill sant-OH LOOK 10 NEW CARDS

Little did they know, the balloon popped with a different virus

@Soyjakgamingbutawesome

3 жыл бұрын

NO

@Soyjakgamingbutawesome

3 жыл бұрын

@@lisamarie4653 r/woooosh

@vvlixi274

3 жыл бұрын

NO PLS DONT RELEASE THE VIRUS

@michelgenon6677

3 жыл бұрын

@@Soyjakgamingbutawesome I HAVE WITTNESED A WOOSH

@Scp--op7ub

3 жыл бұрын

Corona

i love how morals are thrown out the window if it means 10 more cards

One thing I love about Trolley Tom is that if you just got on, didn’t watch from the beginning and just randomly chose a video in the series, you'd be surprised to find out about the past votes😂

“Well paint me purple and call me a eggplant” 💀LMAO

@azukiwedlakavu4937

3 жыл бұрын

Hey

@Crucified_Chaos

3 жыл бұрын

When he said that, I said to myself, " But you already have one!"

He gave us cards, He gave us choice... but the real gift he gave us: is a sense of togetherness (sniff)

@jardex2275

4 жыл бұрын

And a murder trolley. Don't forget the murder trolley.

Put them ALL on the same trail and go right through them all

I'm getting the game for my birthday! So excited!

He has amazing eyesight! He can see all those things from 48 hours away from them in a speeding trolley.

Trolley Tom: Did you do it? The Comments: Yes. Trolley Tom: What did it cost? The Comments: Being thought of as a decent human being.

I'm flattered and you're flattened

i remembered this series when it came back, im sooo glad i was apart of this event

I actually almost cried when I chose to run over trolley Tom R.I.P trolley Tom Oh wait he didn’t die

@karelsimek5871

3 жыл бұрын

time stamp?

@radial_radar0431

3 жыл бұрын

Me

when you realize that you don't get to have any of the things because you didn't back the kickstarter

2nd one between the doctor and the kid. * presses button for drifting*

Trolley tom: what did it cost you The internet: everything

I love how he's casually just coverd in blood

@hideousred

3 жыл бұрын

Casually

Trolly Tom really says something about Cyanide & Happiness audience.

@spikypikachu1162

4 жыл бұрын

Yup. That they all are psychopaths/assholes?

@bengal4047

4 жыл бұрын

You expected anything less?

@A_Oda27

4 жыл бұрын

Oh and they are very, very suicidal.

11:24 MAY YOU BE REMEMBERED AS A GOD DAMN LEGEND

Tom is a character in a Rpg in a nutshell

If you think youtube people are bad, remember that they saved trolley tom’s dad.

@koichihiroselemecfiable1669

4 жыл бұрын

But they kill there own mother

@zealot246

4 жыл бұрын

@@koichihiroselemecfiable1669 Yeah she will come back stronger than ever though

@loganblackmun5822

4 жыл бұрын

And his son, and they sent him to heaven

@perrytheplatypus3950

4 жыл бұрын

Ok but they killed a santa over the antichrist 😂

@smiletoda4448

4 жыл бұрын

@@perrytheplatypus3950 Priorities

"M-MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING?!" *in the far distance:* DEJA VU!!

@AnomalySource

3 жыл бұрын

I have been to this place before

Who's he talking to after 15:30

Me chilling: * sees a trolley coming my way*

When the trolley hit all of US Me: i don't feel so good

@yousmeel9127

4 жыл бұрын

Run

@abruptfury9920

4 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't have wanted to have gone out any other way. Trolley Tom is my idol

Jeeze man. We killed our mother, grandparents even ourselves. . . . . . . . At Least we saved our evil twin brother 😉

@Anna-kj3np

4 жыл бұрын

And our dog. Everything is ok.

@Argonak1

4 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: It was his plan all along using the law of probability and determinism to manipulate us into imploding.

@elijah_lma0

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@elijah_lma0

4 жыл бұрын

And I dont have a dog

@LittleMissDeath

4 жыл бұрын

Bitch, I saved my dog.

They need to make a trolley tom spin off "the alternative reality" basically show us what would of happened

All of us are fucked up lmao 😂

@brostuffandstuff1951

2 жыл бұрын

Yep

By decision 3, i feel like trolly tom was rather disappointed with us, and i absolutely lost it at that 🤣🤣🤣

This is one morbid and sadistic game, I like it

@Astrid.Your.Star.

4 жыл бұрын

Marry me 💍🤣

@talmady

4 жыл бұрын

The twin

@talmady

4 жыл бұрын

The doctor

@talmady

4 жыл бұрын

Right

@talmady

4 жыл бұрын

Baloon

As a wise man once said drifting can be done with anything and anywhere

"I'm flattered! And you're flattened."

We need an alternate one with all the opposite decisions

@abluecircle7753

2 жыл бұрын

agreed

"He is holding your dog" Me who doesn't have a dog: I am four parallel universes ahead of you

@matthewgallaway3675

3 жыл бұрын

Me who's dog is already dead: *cries*

@Fighter-lb3vx

3 жыл бұрын

@@matthewgallaway3675 should had picked the other option

@christophervonderahe8289

3 жыл бұрын

Dogs are expendable vermins

@rhoydplaz2853

3 жыл бұрын

@@christophervonderahe8289 noo but the father with five children are just strangers there expendable becuase i hardly know them and my dog Is like a brother to me if someone kill my dog ill kill he/she pets all of them and feed it to he/she and kill he/she

@christophervonderahe8289

3 жыл бұрын

@@rhoydplaz2853 you took my comment too seriously

3:53 it means “The force is strong in you and your spirit will return as a force spirit.”

i was expecting our now very powerfull mom to stop the trolley and kill tom when he went to heaven.