If I was born with two sausages and they cut one off, I would sue my parents, the hospital, the doctor, every nurse who was present, and make them attach a sausage of my choice from an organ donor. If they are lucky I wouldn't F everyone that I named from the lawsuit just to humiliate them.

@abigailedwards5330

2 жыл бұрын

I’m a bit scared 😂 😳

@ButterFlyPeaTea

2 жыл бұрын

Why do guys like their sausages so much, and why do they like it to be big? This is a legit question.

@artjohnson4133

2 жыл бұрын

@@ButterFlyPeaTea maybe the same reason women like they're taco. I have a different reason than probably most, I am a Christian and the bible teaches that if you lose your manhood you will be refused at the gates. As far as size, women get they're taco wallowed out. Who wants to fall in and hear her say dang your small.

@anonimanonim2710

Жыл бұрын

They took your right to solo double penetrate

1:56 🤣 The Third Copyreich 😆🤣😂 Even as a German, I have to laugh about it 🤣

@hii_imjamie

2 жыл бұрын

FR SAME I ALMOST CRIED

@ButterFlyPeaTea

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO I LITERALLY CRIED

10:19 I love how its just a bunch of teenagers and obama

@tusharjawane9056

11 ай бұрын

Obama lost rights through puberty

The thumbnail made me laugh, because me and my girlfriend have the same birthday, but three years apart.

@Arno_2112

2 жыл бұрын

Not only it's cute but also advantageous. Both of you don't have to remember each other's birthday.

@piercetaliaferro5393

2 жыл бұрын

Happy 18th birthday!

@zoruatricksta0408

2 жыл бұрын

@@piercetaliaferro5393 we are both in our early 20's and she is the older one

@cheesebean7837

2 жыл бұрын

Sure

@Squidy-keiran

2 жыл бұрын

Is she your sister (joke)

18 yo: *adopts 17 yo* Everybody: *confused screaming* The law: _perfectly balanced as all things should be_

@animezia

2 жыл бұрын

i want to do that .....am so gonna do this now .....i'm gonna import a korean gal

@anonimanonim2710

Жыл бұрын

Don't give phub any ideas🤣😂😂

0:32 me: my son turned 18☺️☺️☺️ friend: wait aren’t you 19 me: well yeah it’s complicated

@Thatboijjay23

2 жыл бұрын

Tell me the deal then lol

@donalddog4173

2 жыл бұрын

@@Thatboijjay23 ay ay ay we don’t talk about this stuff ok

@anonimanonim2710

Жыл бұрын

Am 19 rn. Imma go adoptin

I would see the female version of me as my alternate universe twin sister. We would hangout via drawing and videogames.

11:40 Simply entering the ring guarantees my victory, meaning I have no opponents.

@Master_vp101

2 жыл бұрын

ayye, same :'D

5:39 I CANT STOP LAUGHING

@spamton.g.spamton.1164

2 жыл бұрын

I will admit this is pretty funny

@ButterFlyPeaTea

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine your just at the park and a guy just grabs his sausage ... right in front of you

Females on social media talking about their relationships like they're guys during the gold rush.

3:44 No that was Yoshikage Kira

@freddaysch1177

2 жыл бұрын

Jojo reference

2:40 That girl is as clueless as Dora.

11:24 that’s why we were both hard and I was the only one moving

The Wolf of Foreskin Street.

@life_is_a_myth

Жыл бұрын

The Foreskin of Wall Street

1:50 THE ULTIMATE PICKUP LINE

1:17 - I remember being in school in the UK, and girls here were actually super creepy and did things like this a lot.

4:32 bro same idk what it is i just don’t feel it anymore right after. it’s almost sickening to know i was enjoying that. lol

Oh that's cursed busta!

Dude you gotta ease up with the unnecessary censorship. A lot of these videos are becoming unintelligible.

3:44 KIRA YOSHIKAGE IS THAT YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!

i really need a better way of getting friends :(

9:52 Imagine those kids being so confused thinking how did they get in a room with me

Raiders of the Lost Foreskin.

19:41 that woman is our president LMFAOOOOO

nah bro this got me laughing

first one on gets full iron tho

@bakrobertjohnston4889

2 жыл бұрын

You ain’t getting any on KZread

I was waiting for Harry Maguire...

John Carpenter's The Foreskin.

0:09 🎵SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!🎵

3:48 KIRA!?!?!?!

@raydenquiambao5179

2 жыл бұрын

KILLER QUEEN

0:06 sweet home alabama

Some people coincidentally same birthday so the first one not so much

your username is now ur punishment? im two parralel universes ahead of you

1:54 I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

4:48 same

You become your username for 24 hours. People who's user is theirs name: Oh well, life's the same

@ButterFlyPeaTea

2 жыл бұрын

I will feel very humiliated. Imagine you go to school and your friend is just like "FLUFFY!" well at least that's in my case. I know I sound weird but it would be even weirder than this video is. And that's a bold statement.

In the first picture they both are given the media finger

Star Trek II: The Foreskin of Khan.

The first one describes Alabama

8:01 Simpsons Foreskin.

0:35 ….that’s just not true unless your blood related then yeah but you really gotta be like 25 to adopt an older teenager 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

10:50 shit on the beach?

im starting it rn

16:10 ... I honestly wonder if anyone, besides me, knows what movie this image is from?

@Mr.Groovy69

2 жыл бұрын

What's it from?

@Mr.Groovy69

2 жыл бұрын

Ice pirate's?

@cpljimmyneutron

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mr.Groovy69 That is correct.

10:10 ayo jack what the hell

14:02 so you're in-sain?

15:01 Im not screwed that bad

Cursed as usual

my sister and I have the same birthday yet we arent twins, were 2 years apart (age

3:48 JOJO REFERENCE 1??1?1?11?1

My step dad is 24 while my mom is 37 but they have the same birthday and to my understanding can not be twins

@Mr.Groovy69

2 жыл бұрын

If they look the same then they are probably twins

its online

9:20 - 9:25 i said hol up i lost

What’s the show in 2:16 👀

@HeatherRider

Ай бұрын

Ohhhhh okay, thanks. I didn't know what he was asking till I read your comment. 😂👍

20:39 FINALLY I GOT SUPER SPEED AT LEAST MACH 10 LETS DO THIS

7:54 let me try a few The Neverending Foreskin. Harry Potter and the sorcerer's Foreskin Pokemon the 1st Foreskin Legend of The Foreskin The Foreskin Reloaded The Foreskin Resurrections Avengers Age of Foreskin Black Panther Foreskin forever 😅 ok I'm done lol

Shit dude thats no

it's my server

7:23 There's a really good Windigoon video about Michael Rockefeller. kzread.info/dash/bejne/p6B2pqd9gJTYc7g.html

Writting is not that easy but gramally can help

@renoui

2 жыл бұрын

*Writing is not that easy, but gramarlly can help.

@defaultuser1.0

2 жыл бұрын

@@renoui that's why to install gramarlly

@arunkundu208

2 жыл бұрын

@@defaultuser1.0 r/woooosh

2:35 8:45 10:50 13:25 19:35

Bruh why i like those cmmments

yeah new pepe woooo

some one

java 1.18.2

Bro the slavery oneeee : 🤦🏾🤦🏾🤦🏾🤦🏾🤦🏾🤦🏾🙄😭😭😭😭

some one join it pls

siu

Your welcome 69 likes

Early

first

First can i get pinned? ✨️

35th

PIN MEEEEEEEEE

@defaultuser1.0

2 жыл бұрын

No

@neptunickuro

2 жыл бұрын

Fuck no

@trainman86trainstramsandmore

2 жыл бұрын

@@defaultuser1.0 sosig

🫁🦴☠️🫀🧠👐🦻🦾🦿🦿🦿🤝🤝🤝👌☝️🤳💅🧑‍🦯🛌🤷🙋 this is an anime

Supplies you need save for the others: 📷📷📷📷📷📷📷📷📷📷📷📷🔦🔦🔦🔦🔦🔦🔦🔦🔦🔦🔦🔦🔐🔐🔐🔐🔐🔐🔐🔐🔐🔐🔐🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡📱📱📱📱📱📱📱📱📱📱📱📱📱📱💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪

Night of the Living Foreskin.

@ButterFlyPeaTea

2 жыл бұрын

Foreskin of the dead