this is exactly the kind of jokes that come natural to siblings

@SunflowerAspenPlays

4 жыл бұрын

It really is tho That's the best thing about the mcelroys. Pure, raw, unfiltered sibling goofin.

@b0illin_mud0ne79

4 жыл бұрын

My sibling just chased me with knives

@cambecambe3199

4 жыл бұрын

Craze Phaze but were they *real swords*

@b0illin_mud0ne79

4 жыл бұрын

Muna Karshe they seemed pretty fucking real to me mate

@pureicefire

3 жыл бұрын

Yep yep

i love how griffin is like DESPERATELY trying to get this bit somewhere ,*anywhere*!!! but Justin just adamantly refuses to while Travis gets the entire point immidiately and is just along for the ride

@noahbaden90

3 жыл бұрын

Griffin gets it too, but it's a "funny man straight man" thing where it's the interaction between them that is the funniest.

@MapleLeafAce

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao what even was the end goal of the joke

@kento369

3 жыл бұрын

@@MapleLeafAce The end goal was to interact with your brothers.

@aaronyayger

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like you don't get that Griffin understands the bit lmao.

@MsMoonfan4ever

Жыл бұрын

@@noahbaden90 ⁰0

justin is apparently an actual mage and he can do magic as long as you dont imply that things can be 'fake'

@KatlsNalcrateo

4 жыл бұрын

Exceptional

@DracoMagnius

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly it seems like it's the opposite, the second you mention the sword you want cursed is "real" it upsets him. He can curse nerf swords no problem, fake swords, imaginary swords and maybe even quantum swords that both do and don't exist at the same time. Just not "real" swords unless you have between $200-300 and want to hear him moan about it.

@Elitekross

3 жыл бұрын

Well he can enchant a real sword, just not curse it

@iamalittler

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, obviously.

The idea of Garfield the Deals Warlock being just Griffin as a wizard with cat ears and a tail is VERY good and is my new headcanon

@decoy1359

4 жыл бұрын

ive always imagined all of the taz characters as griffin wearing various shitty costumes. angus is just griffin walking on his knees with a detective hat. the red robes are griffin wrapped in a sheet that isn't even red. lup is just griffin with a wig. the possibilities are endless

@GYAXA

4 жыл бұрын

Erin Allen griffinfield the catboy

@maxaroni39

4 жыл бұрын

@@decoy1359 that's some galaxy brain thinking right there

@McMaster1471

4 жыл бұрын

Erin Allen my headcanon for Garfield the Deals Warlock is basically “Pam-body Garf-head” from that one fucked up question they did

@plantmage9850

4 жыл бұрын

decoy it's like the meme where Jamie dresses as the crystal gems

“What kind of sword is it?” “A real sword.” “E E A A A H”

@howeyyadoing9070

3 жыл бұрын

Gosh OOF uhm mmm Egh

@smartestmoronx19

3 жыл бұрын

@@howeyyadoing9070 woof

@harryguidotti3815

3 жыл бұрын

What if we take out the curse part? Hypothetically, can anyone hex a sword?

“Can you write ten chapters of a fanfic?” “Of course no problem.” “And spend five hours researching something of no importance?” “Most definitely.” “Okay then can you write a four page essay?” “EAUGHHHHH”

@DimT670

3 жыл бұрын

I literally spend a whole night looking into how persona 4 is homophobic and transphobic and then analysing it to a friend and i literally have to do the exactly same type of sociological project till the end of the month.

@StealthVenus2

3 жыл бұрын

@@DimT670 as a person who has never played any persona game, I'm really curious.

@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123

3 жыл бұрын

The nature of the human mind is being able to do something but then not doing it when being told to do it

@pLanetstarBerry

3 жыл бұрын

@@DimT670 In all honestly, I would be 1000% onboard with reading an essay on this topic. Do I play the Persona games? Nay. Am I a gay looking for discourse on lgbt+ depictions in the media? Yay.

@davidpaul6290

3 жыл бұрын

@@StealthVenus2 Persona 1 and 2 let you date dudes, then Persona 3 and 4 didn’t let you, even though if you look in the games code, there are lines for male romances, implying you were supposed to, but Altus said no, then, in Persona 5, not only can you not date dudes, but there seems to be no signs that it was ever considered, and several spin off games have stereotypically flamboyant weirdos, and Altus is a Japanese company, a country that views homosexuality as more of a fetish than a sexuality. So yeah, probably homophobic.

The fact that Justin can and will curse anything, so long as you do not verify if its genuine or not, is my new favorite joke.

@supermatt87

3 жыл бұрын

It's fucking killing me dude

@brucecipher

Жыл бұрын

@@supermatt87 you know what else can do that? … a real sword :3

@krabkrab_

2 ай бұрын

@@brucecipher *EUGHHH*

@quinnmarchese6313

Ай бұрын

my favorite part of the bit is when Justin brings it back in TAZ Imbalance with Taako and the flaming raging poisoning sword of doom and Griffin just being like "OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN"

Griffin: curse Justin: ok ok Griffin: real Justin: yeah yeah Griffin: sword Justin: cool cool cool Griffin: cursing a real sword Justin: *EEAUEHEUA*

@logicaloverdrive8197

4 жыл бұрын

*100 dollars.*

@Curiouswhatever

4 жыл бұрын

@@logicaloverdrive8197 *that wasn't even the QUESTION*

@johnthedork723

4 жыл бұрын

Diamondte $200 “Why did it increase?” You’re wasting my time, kid.

@acardboardbox9386

3 жыл бұрын

Curse-Fine Real-Fine Sword-Fine Real Curse-Fine Cursed Sword-Fine Real Sword-Fine Cursing A Real Sword-UGGGHHHHH

@chalkskeleton3653

3 жыл бұрын

He hates the word a

“toss a coin to your artist” bless you geothebio

@alacnaythegreat1054

4 жыл бұрын

oh youtube of plenty

@timpind.8237

4 жыл бұрын

Maddie Beatty Glad I’m not the only one who noticed

@risipieces

4 жыл бұрын

diD YOU TOSS THEM A COIN?

“you flipped in the air for 20 minutes and you didn’t stick the landing!”

@mauirandall8176

3 жыл бұрын

Thats a mood

@googiegress7459

3 жыл бұрын

No he totally did though. The dismount was when he answered why the price doubled: "Because you wasted my time"

Justin is so funny through this whole bit. The escalating noises of uncertainty becoming distress and disgust are hilarious

“Who’s time zone” “yours”

@a8727

4 жыл бұрын

I'm dumb what's wrong with this

@hillsonn

4 жыл бұрын

It is just silly.

@bkninja3172

4 жыл бұрын

@@a8727 they're in the same room, meaning same time zone

@mattshnoop

4 жыл бұрын

whose 😋

@bkninja3172

4 жыл бұрын

@@mattshnoop WHO IS TIME ZONE?!

Griffin's smol tantrum at the fact that the bit doesn't go the way he expected it to is so fucking hilarious to me

The curiosity and amusement in Griffin’s voice when he asks “why did it increase?” is just the best

wikihow should get on this

@mikaroni_and_cheez

3 жыл бұрын

It's titled "How to curse a RealSword" and the entire explanation is just EUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH with pictures of justin being disgusted and a blurry Griffin in the distance.

I’m crying at the censored calendar. That’s beautiful.

@deoxyplasmic

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't even see that! Maybe that's what they mean by the f*ucking sword, no wonder it's censored. I'm sure it's anything but cursed though. 😬

The callout to this in The Zone of Adventure: Imbalance was so perfect.

@geothebio

2 жыл бұрын

wait i need to go and watch it now sdkjfh

I like that griffin forgot both of his real watches and had to draw a crayon one

@RileyIsntDead

4 жыл бұрын

Wait, what kind were both of his watches?

@jayseane4551

4 жыл бұрын

Azure Nightfalle real watches

@RileyIsntDead

4 жыл бұрын

@@jayseane4551 EEEAAAUUYGH

@GippyHappy

2 жыл бұрын

Can you curse a real watch?

I was playing dnd with my friends and one guy mentioned cursing a sword and the dm and I said “A real sword,,, urghghh” at the same time

@MsDianagentaToYou

Жыл бұрын

Also...I'm "like" number 42

How is Justin saying “real sword... eurghhh” over and over again one of MBMBAM’s funniest bits?

@zakinnamis5577

4 жыл бұрын

Eat ass and smoke grass my baby little boy

@mikeyseney6570

3 жыл бұрын

@@zakinnamis5577 hey dog idk if you know this but your reply does NOT fit the original comment at all

@wizardbugs

2 жыл бұрын

@@mikeyseney6570 no it does

@michaelsangregorio

Жыл бұрын

All about escalating

I love the implication that "none, none details" is just Griffin deciding to be unhelpful and vague

I must be a fake sword cuz people always curse at me

@IggyBiggyBoFiggyBannaFanna

4 жыл бұрын

That was absolutely awful. Thank you.

i want that taako plushie real bad

@nootboot9324

4 жыл бұрын

*R E A L ? !* *EEGUGHDJSJ*

@skrytetemnoty7590

4 жыл бұрын

You want it _real_ bad?

@thebeakeddoctor

4 жыл бұрын

As do I... I’m gonna try makin it

@thebeakeddoctor

4 жыл бұрын

Hey guys, update, I started sketching out a drawing of plushie Taako to figure out his pattern, realized a doll base with elf ears, looks kinda like Yoda and I wanted to let ya all know that Hey, I’m back again, I have found fabric the color of his skin, need to find some purples and a color for his hair. At this point I’m invested, will post a link to a picture of the end result. Thank you guys, I spent over thirty bucks on fabric and thread : )

@thecurtains

4 жыл бұрын

@@thebeakeddoctor I'm replying for the link

Unrelated My kitten began to attack my phone as soon as Griffin spoke

@cartoonking1789

4 жыл бұрын

Must not be a fan of MBMBAM :p

@skrytetemnoty7590

4 жыл бұрын

No, their cat just knows the voice of god when they hear it.

@logicaloverdrive8197

4 жыл бұрын

@@skrytetemnoty7590 "GIVE IT HERE! I MUST HEAR HIS PURRMONS!"

@andredarsie

4 жыл бұрын

What kind of cat?

@aldar8240

3 жыл бұрын

@@andredarsie a real cat

All of the Justin expressions are chefs kiss

Travis' simple, practical questions make this bit for me

@bluegreenmagenta

Жыл бұрын

"So what did you want to happen to the real sword?" "We wanted to curse it."

I like to think that he's just a very reputation-conscious enchanter and the idea of *cursing* a *real sword* that people might actually use is preying on his conscience - since, after all, no-one would ask for a real sword to be cursed unless they were then planning on *giving* that sword to somebody that they may fall afoul of the curse. I have no idea why I wrote this comment.

@TmaireTame

4 жыл бұрын

Perhaps it was a *suggestion* someone gave you

@logicaloverdrive8197

4 жыл бұрын

That makes sense. I would throw a cursed sword at my enemies, or my boss who's a dickweed.

@Wanooknox

4 жыл бұрын

Probably so you could use the word "afoul"

@peachs0da

4 жыл бұрын

Excuse me what did u want to curse?

@logicaloverdrive8197

4 жыл бұрын

@@peachs0da a real sword

*Percy throws throws her weapon onto the table* "Does anyone know how to curse a real ass god damn sword?"

@derpythefool9106

4 жыл бұрын

A real sword Aggghhhh

@DiscordiaCordis

4 жыл бұрын

AN EPITHET ERASED COMMENT ? ON A MBMBAM VIDEO??? OMG

@imthetrashman8620

3 жыл бұрын

AN EPITHET ERASED REFERENCE??? IN OUR YEAR OF 2020???? E X C E L L E N T

Minerva's order looking for someone to forge Beacon

For anyone who wants to know, here is how to curse a real sword. Forge the sword with depleted uranium. This will greatly increase the hardness and thus armor piercing quality of the sword while slowly killing you horribly for being near it. Real cursed sword.

@manmanpower15

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking like, build a taser within the hilt of the sword and have it connected to the hilt and on the sword so the moment you grab it to swing; your tased but the blade is charged with that same shock

J: What kind of sword? G: A very real sword. J: gyaahhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHrrrmmphhhh

Justin going to enchant different swords: Fake sword - "I like you! Have a cupcake!" NERF sword - "I like you, have a cupcake!" Real sword - "Eeeuueugh...." F*ckin sword - "I like you! Have a cupcake!"

That transition to Garfield oh gosh

@spacetearable

2 жыл бұрын

tHe DeAlS wArLoCk!!

So are we talking about a real sword? Or...

@LydCal999

4 жыл бұрын

hmm.. yeah it's real

@giantworm4699

4 жыл бұрын

errrrrrrrrrg

@logicaloverdrive8197

4 жыл бұрын

@@LydCal999 you got a nerf sword? We can get you a cursed nerf sword

@deeptirose8993

4 жыл бұрын

A real sword.... UGGGHHH

@quinnmarchese6313

3 жыл бұрын

what are we cursing?

Big “potion seller” energy

Me as a DM playing a weapon enchanter

I feel like, with that taako plushie, you could definitely get some licensing rights. I hope. i just want the taako plushie real bad,

@geothebio

4 жыл бұрын

ask the mcelroys! i’d be happy to help design one for them haha

@mauruhkatigaming4807

4 жыл бұрын

taako body pillow when

@chadbuskin1934

4 жыл бұрын

Dylan C wouldnt change for me.

@HeyItsNovalee

4 жыл бұрын

Mauruhkati Gaming Taako 👏 Body 👏 Pillow 👏 WHEN 👏👏

@Punchy-Mango

3 жыл бұрын

@@HeyItsNovalee that phrase is just horny Shrimp! Heaven! Now!

What about a scimitar, a real scimitar. $100

me, being asked to do literally anything

the first time I watched this I had not listened to taz and I was a wee bit confused at Griffin turning into a wizard catboy.

" hey do you know how to fix a magic sword?" "What kind of sword?" " ...magic?" "Oof..."

This seems like a relevant place to share that my grandma owns a real sword

@sand__witch

4 жыл бұрын

but can she curse it?

@lavaclayloop3935

4 жыл бұрын

a REAL sword?

@yarns8117

4 жыл бұрын

@@lavaclayloop3935 a real sword!!!

@robb7237

4 жыл бұрын

*groans* a REAL sword? Aww geez...oh boy.

@sexualtaco308

4 жыл бұрын

A...real Augggghhhh Sword?

I really wanted Justin to interject when Griffin mentioned "enchant with dark magic" "Now hold on! Enchant a real sword with dark magic? That I can do easy peasy. But curse a real sword? That's gonna be hard" or something to that effect.

I haven't even finished the video but i had to say, holy crap this looks really good!! I've been watching for a while and I've always loved your style, and it's amazing to watch your art and animation get better by the year! Keep it up dude, your making some really cool stuff!

FANTASY COSTCO WHERE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE Got a DEAL FOR YOU

so wait ... A REAL sword?

@Butchcavalier

4 жыл бұрын

@Detuned GD UURRGHH

@logicaloverdrive8197

4 жыл бұрын

@Detuned GD Uggggh... You sure dude? A *Real* sword? Not a... *real-ASS* sword?

@kalobermeyer9489

4 жыл бұрын

Logical Overdrive oh a real *ass* sword would be no problem if that’s what we’re going for. We could go ahead and get that done over the weekend.

@logicaloverdrive8197

4 жыл бұрын

@@kalobermeyer9489 yeah but he said a urrrrg, *real* sword. UGGGGGGGH! I need him to clarify, but yeah, a real-ass sword, we pull an all nighter over the weekend and have that ready for him as soon as we open on Monday.

@kalobermeyer9489

4 жыл бұрын

Logical Overdrive urrrrrgh a REAL sword?! Dang.

Someone out there just found their favorite geothebio animation.

@ofbleedingink6473

Жыл бұрын

Yep, me!

i love the implication of ‘fake’ swords

I love the little extra touches and easter eggs in this! Griffin the Deals Warlock was my favorite, and you nailed Justin's facial expressions. Your animatics always make me laugh, great job!

I love the idea that Travis is just a shopkeeper, and Justin just materialized behind the counter.

See, I laughed when Griffin seemed to have drawn a watch on in red sharpie to tell the time, I fucking lost it when the Garfield whiskers clearly used the same application technique 😂 I love all the little details in your animations so much

$300 is still a pretty good deal to curse a real sword

Cursing swords would be my pass time

@kalobermeyer9489

4 жыл бұрын

What kind of swords?

@unkindwinner0790

4 жыл бұрын

Kal Obermeyer i dont know, nerf swords?

@kalobermeyer9489

4 жыл бұрын

UnkindWinner07 oh okay yeah. That sounds like a fun hobby, so long as the swords aren’t...y’know. R... I can’t even type it out.

@wooby4104

4 жыл бұрын

@@kalobermeyer9489 you mean... _real_ swords?

@morgang.5734

4 жыл бұрын

but what about real swords?

I lost it as Griffin animorphed into Garfield the deals warlock

omg I'm going through MBMBAM backwards and I just got to this episode the other day so it's extra nice to see this bit animated. So fucking good

@liamboudreau8415

4 жыл бұрын

I'm glad I'm not the only one watching the show in reverse order lol

@mauirandall8176

3 жыл бұрын

I think I listened in reverse order the first time.

Beginner DM Tip: when your level 2 players ask for magic weapons, be Justin in this bit.

A yes th episode with the sexy calendar. I'm glad it's an all artists mood to put way too much effort into things that won't last XD

The US is currently a nightmare disaster so I am rewatching all your MBMBAM animatics to make the anxiety shivers go away. Highly effective so far

I'll be honest... I've lost count of how many times I've watched this.

@kittenlove6636

3 жыл бұрын

SAME OMG

Just had this thought: “Yeah sure, no problem, Pedro knows how to do that” (Pedro takes the sword into the back room and horrible metallic noises are heard) (re-emerges with the sword embossed with the word *FUCK* on it)

I love the little Taako doll on the shelf.

Also, it's a Starbucks, and you've been dead the whole time

"Can you put a curse on this REAL sword?" "Sure." "A REAL curse?" "Hey now, that wasn't the original request."

Perhaps I'm not adept enough, but HOW was Gryffin expecting Justin to end that bit??? This question haunts me.

@ezekielmartin4323

Жыл бұрын

Maybe by explaining the process of cursing a real sword? I'm really not sure, especially since Justin pretty clearly telegraphed that he was shifting the bit into "I'm a magic shop owner and you're a customer"

the calendar caught me off guard even though i’d seen it before but i love it so much

Why do I feel like this is how Justin got through a high school retail job?

A REAL sword 🗡

i love the lil taako on the shelf 🥺

you know who could curse a real sword? CURSING JERRY COULD

I just realized why I love this so much and it's not just the ridiculousness of it--Justin has faithfully recreated a pitch-perfect emotional representation of working in IT and trying to explain the finer details of some technology to somebody older who both a) isn't grasping them and b) *will not stop asking questions*

“You flipped in the air for 20 minutes, and you didn’t stick the landing!” is going to be my new go-to when I spend a bunch of time circling around the same joke/topic with someone, and then they just suddenly pivot to something only vaguely related.

"what time is it?" *holds up three fingers and a thumb "bout 5" "what timezone?" "yours"

EVERY SINGLE TIME griffin says "sweat equity" my brain goes "swequity" a la the snake meme

Hell yes, new geothebio animatic!

I love the amount of detail that you put into your work! Even just the little things like the riddles shirt, things written on the calendar, and the Taako doll are just so good!

I read somewhere in the fandom that every photo of Travis is cursed (while every photo of Justin is blessed and every photo of Griffin instills a vague sense of unease). So...if you got a bunch of photos of Travis perhaps you could like...transfer the curse from them to the sword. Like take the sword and put in a chest with...I dunno like 13? cursed photos of Travis and then bury it for...what probably a year and a day? That should do it.

your animatics honestly always make my day

Yesssss. Thank you for doing this! It’s one of my all time favorite bits.

I love your animations they totally elevate this podcast

I love your animations so much! this is definitely one of my fave mbmbam moments ! I’m cracking up the entire time thank you for this!

This is my favorite bit and I needed this badly since today has been rough

This is one of my favorite bits and I'm so glad you animated it.

This is one of my favourite MBMBaM bits and you've done a great job of it.

This is my favorite bit and I am so excited you animated it.

It’s so incredible seeing how much this channel has improved!! Like I’ve been subscribed for a long while and I love seeing how much more advanced each animatic has increased! Bro ur really cool i love these vids

This is my favorite segment. I’m so glad you did this one!

Twenty funny: fill your life with laughter and love

@jonathancottrill9729

3 жыл бұрын

This comment has aged like fine wine

@jayx.f.9037

3 жыл бұрын

twunny hunny, fill your life with laughter and bees

i come back to this video constantly it’s so perfect

An awesome bit but a REALLY awesome animation! Geo, you're so dang good at this! I love your animations.

This is so good. Honestly my favorite bit of all time and you nailed it

thank you for animating one of my favorite bits of all time

"the 'real' in this subject is modifying 'sword'" hits so good. the phrase is "real sword" there's no other adjectives or nouns

I like to think that Justin's apprehension is because cursing a sword requires him to do some embarrassing shit like tell the sword some fanfiction

I love that Griffin turned into Garfield the Deals Warlock

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG. THIS IS MY FAVOURITE MCELROY GOOF THANK YOU SO MUCH

OMG you did one of my favorite audios!! (i love ur content btw!!)

This is my favourite bit tysm for bringing it to life

Taako would know how to curse a real sword... if only he were here.

Heres the thing, you can curse a sword, but it is very dangerous. Step 1:carve runes into the sword, you can skip this step if you want to but it adds to the curse. Step 2: hide the sword in a really dangerous place and put the location on a forum. When people go to find the sword they may die meaning either A) those spirits go into the sword and curse it or B) everyones just like "yup thats cursed, anyone who has went looking for it has died, totally a curse"

You elevated this content, genuinely. May be your best animation.