Crysis is made by Germans. In Germany, they have UHT milk, which is milk that can be stored at room temperature until the carton is opened. That's why you can find milk on the shelves.

@Cptn_Fabulous

Жыл бұрын

That's not a common thing? We have it here in Australia too.

@FragileBitch

Жыл бұрын

Interesting bit there.

@samholdsworth420

Жыл бұрын

@@Cptn_Fabulous not common, but we have it here in the states. It's gross, we prefer homogenized whole milk ice cold.

@DmytroBogdan

Жыл бұрын

In New York, lol

@porkcracklins630

Жыл бұрын

Will the evils of Germany never cease?

My favourite moment in the game was when John Crysis said "It's Crysis time" and had an existential crisis.

@deeysmith3793

Жыл бұрын

This is my favourite comment.

@anorakanimatics9263

Жыл бұрын

F**k this comment just had me breaking down laughing

@connyslayer4661

Жыл бұрын

Damn son, my inner action comedy fan/nerd and laughed hard. Thanks for the genius comment, brother. That moment truly destroys all games and wins over all awards.

@RDR911

Жыл бұрын

“It’s Crysin’ Time!” Was my favourite part!!

@samholdsworth420

Жыл бұрын

😭

The craziest thing about Crysis 2 and 3 is that they actually made it a legitimate plot point that Prophet is the suit and he literally erases Alcatraz. Like, by the end of 2 the suit and Prophet have erased the human being they enveloped and he just becomes Prophet reborn. That's fucking crazy dark and nobody even acknowledges that Prophet is some sort of weird body snatcher parasite by the third game.

@crusadinghours3505

Жыл бұрын

So here's the thing I've been curious about. What happened to Alcatraz's body? Because by the end of the 3rd game all that remains is the suit/machine. I originally thought the suit kinda just absorbed the body for biomass or something when they released the nanite blockers mid way through C3, but idk.

@ZaLewdWarudo

Жыл бұрын

@@crusadinghours3505 that's the thing, I don't know if they ever even go as far as to explain the mechanics of what the hell happened. It almost seems like the suit took the biomass that was Alcatraz and just reshaped it into Prophet, who by the end of 3 we see is literally one and the same with the suit. And then just downloaded his saved consciousness into what used to be Alcatraz. It's such a bizarre story beat that I don't think the writers even really had any clue what they were doing.

@gluever54

Жыл бұрын

@@ZaLewdWarudo it's explained in an official tie in novel. iirc Alcatraz had a conversation with Prophet's conciousness and goes "yeah man you can take over my body and delete me i don't mind i'm a dead guy anyway."

@ianh2950

Жыл бұрын

@@ZaLewdWarudo By the beginning of 2 Prophet began to fuse with the suit but his body was so broken and wounded the suit couldn't heal him and it began to weigh down the suit, so he skinned himself and gave the suit to Alcatraz just so the suit had a body in it. The suit is made from technology nanotech and alien tissue that was discovered a long time ago by Hargreave. Over the course of 2 Alcatraz upgrades the suit by introducing more alien tissue which is the upgrade currency. This upgrades the suit so much that it becomes independent of Alcatraz and the suit (and therefore Prophets consciousness) just take over Alcatraz's body. By the end of 3 the suit becomes so powerful and so infused with alien tissue that Prophet is essentially a shapeshifting Ceph subspecies.

@clover4522

Жыл бұрын

There was a book called Crysis: Escalation of something that detailed the events of Crysis 2 and 3 where Alcatraz and Prophet are fighting over the suit. Prophet wins (duh) but prophet eventually goes to see Alcatraz sick mom and she straight up says "you're not my son" iirc. Prophet is a piece of shit that forced someone into a suit then stole his body after

One of my favorite Oboe bits is just... saying the name of the game. Like in this case referring to the character as "Crysis" or during the Amy video saying "The game Amy" over and over.

@drphalanges1520

Жыл бұрын

Or "Dolmen"

@whydoineedthisB

Жыл бұрын

@@drphalanges1520 its dolmen time

@skullempty5851

Жыл бұрын

@@drphalanges1520 dolmen won game of the year best game ever this is the dolmen of video games

@DioLT

Жыл бұрын

@@drphalanges1520 Dolmen really got me

@whoelsebutmeofcoursei

Жыл бұрын

This is very comedic indeed, I do it everytime. IF the main character is on the cover alongside the game's title. -My favorite game protagonist:- -Deus Ex-

The intro movie of this game really is just a recap of 2020

@wallruss5850

Жыл бұрын

Was surreal playing it in 2020

Playing this on the 360 was probably one of the best experiences I had back then because of how amazing the visuals looked even on my crappy CRT

@jharmer95

Жыл бұрын

Playing on my PS3 was an experience because the frame rate was in the single digits 😹

@tylercheung1194

Жыл бұрын

@@jharmer95 I always remember the music. When someone mentions crysis 2 my first thought is the music.

@raresmacovei8382

Жыл бұрын

At 16 fps and less than 720p

@wearsjorge55

Жыл бұрын

​@@tylercheung1194 probably because Hanz zimmer composed the main theme

I played this game wayyyyyy more than I'd like to admit. Love C2 to death.

@kaspersaldell

Жыл бұрын

Bad taste ^^

@Jormyyy

Жыл бұрын

@@kaspersaldell it is a good game what can i say 🤷‍♂️

@Gameprojordan

Жыл бұрын

I thoroughly enjoyed both the 2nd and 3rd game. They were alot of fun. Never played the first one but I can understand why fans of the 1st one weren't so much fans of 2 and 3, it did change alot

@Jormyyy

Жыл бұрын

@@Gameprojordan IMHO the 2nd and 3rd are better than the 1st. C1 was basically Far Cry 3 before FC3. Mostly uninteresting weapons and set pieces, and a interesting enough story to warrent playing. C2 being linear had the benefit of some breathtaking cityscapes and scenery, as well as plenty of fun weapons to use (bonus points for the amazing ost too). C3 was also mostly if not entirely linear if I recall, and though it's plot, combined with 2, is very odd, I enjoy Prophet's story and ending. And the gameplay was definitely some of the best in the series, and the allowance of almost pure stealth gameplay due to the bow was enjoyable for me. And plenty of weapons to choose from in general especially some of the new alien weapons. Multiplayer was also a blast for me, I've had more fun in the Crysis games mp than any COD.

@SkinnyBlackout

Жыл бұрын

@@Jormyyy Not really an opinion and more of a fact. People who praise C1 a lot usually look at the game through nostalgia glasses. I've replayed C1 like 3-4 times, C2 3 times and C3 10-12 times probably (yeah, I love the series a lot haha I remember when the first game was showcased I was pestering my mom nonstop to buy me a PC just to play it and when I got it I played the absolute shit out of it lol) and I remember exactly how much of an impact the first game has made when it was announced and how much of an advancement it brought to videogame tech and let me tell you, the first game IS the tech demo of the series, with sequels offering good focused encounter based gameplay.

Not going to lie I really enjoyed this game. The combat was good, the guns had a nice punchy feeling to them, the set pieces were neat especially after the massive earthquake rips apart NYC. Really gave off an apocalyptic vibe while still being colorful and vibrant

Man I love this game. I knew nothing about Crysis and had a hell of a time playing. People are too harsh on this game.

@patbateman69420

Жыл бұрын

Bro I agree. I played 2 and 3 like 5 years ago and had a blast. I never knew people loved to shit on these games.

Definitely one of the best tech demos of all time

@endless_limes

Жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA NO WAY YOU JUST SAID THAT HAHAHAHAAHA SUCH AN ORIGINAL JOKE!

@dignelberrt

Жыл бұрын

@@endless_limes they actually said "best" though

@whoelsebutmeofcoursei

Жыл бұрын

Right alongside Half-Life 2. (😈)

@DrundeFPS

Жыл бұрын

Half-Life 2?

This game is one of my all-time favorites an absolute cinematic masterpiece. Plenty of levels, interesting enemies. Knockout graphics. It’s just a beautiful game and definitely one of the best looking games ever to be released. Can’t wait to play it again next year the same year the game takes place 2023.

1:14 Crytek is a german company and it is completly normal to have non refrigerated milk in german stores(and refrigerated milk too) and until now it never occured to me, that that might be different in other countries

@whoelsebutmeofcoursei

Жыл бұрын

Sam for me, I'm surprised. Although I'm not from Europe, I assumed every milk was UHT.

Who else remembers the title theme of this game going harder than it had any right to?

@gian.4388

Жыл бұрын

Hans Zimmer will do that

@eyywannn8601

Жыл бұрын

That and Crysis 3’s too.

Hell yes new oboe !!! Seeing you do franchises chronologically is great cause I kinda know what to expect, hope to see you tackle all the far cry’s and maybe even prey or deathloop with how much you love Dishonored !?!? Plz

@Crocogator

Жыл бұрын

Prey would be a treat

@maltsutty

Жыл бұрын

@@Crocogator I think he could make some great content whether he decided to do prey 2006 or 2017 (although I’d die happy with a 2017 version 🤣😄)

@Crocogator

Жыл бұрын

@@maltsutty Oh I didn't even think of Prey 06. That'd be DOPE.

@mysterynga445

Жыл бұрын

please do prey

C2's main theme is still GOATED

@Jormyyy

Жыл бұрын

OST of this in general is goated

@believeinmatter

Жыл бұрын

@Amenadiel no, it didn’t. Shoo away Bot

Still has the most badass intro ever made.

@whoelsebutmeofcoursei

Жыл бұрын

Goodass intro

For all it's flaws, I think the best memory I have in a single player FPS campaign is in the "eye of the storm" level where you're infiltrating the Cell base. The stealth theme is immaculate in this game and it's a beautiful swansong for the Cell enemies in this game. God I fucking love Crysis 2

My favorite line in the game is when the general says "I know things were bad in Korea but we are in a crisis too!"

@whoelsebutmeofcoursei

Жыл бұрын

"There! He said it!" -Peter Griffin

oh yeah I forgot the Crysis 2 radio guy was actually a species of alien parasite that's worshipped as Egyptian gods

@4T3hM4kr0n

Жыл бұрын

the Goa'uld Nice Stargate SG-1 Reference! 😉

@whoelsebutmeofcoursei

Жыл бұрын

I watched the movie so I got the reference 🤝

I genuinely thought, and still think, that crysis 2 is the best crysis in the trilogy.

@wymanrtaylor

Жыл бұрын

💯

@raze_

Жыл бұрын

Same. I also have not played 1 or 3.

@Hanfgurkenhasser

Жыл бұрын

@@raze_ Opinion invalidated then, lmao.

@VSN-wb2ly

23 күн бұрын

I prefer 3 gameplay but i also like 2, i just somehow don't click with the first game the A.I is buggy, vehicle control is terrible and I'm tired with open world games anyway

I love how in the second game Crytek tried to sew a pseudo-rpg system on your suit (you can unlock different perks for your suit modes) but they were so insubstantial Oboe doesn't even bothered pointing about that.

@CruelestChris

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, reminds me of Bro Team's single-sentence summary of it in Crysis 3. "Look at this upgrade system" "don't need it."

Crysis 2 got leaked well before launch, causing the SDK to be nerfed and the console commands to be locked down on it's retail release. Shame, because Crysis 2 had a fuckload of eyecandy and guns compared to the first. It also had about a dozen SP maps built by the modding community compared to the 1000+ for the first game D:

@whoelsebutmeofcoursei

Жыл бұрын

There's a Crysis modding community?

@flippedoutkyrii

Жыл бұрын

@@whoelsebutmeofcoursei Used to be very active around 2007-2011 and then Crtyek got new management and stopped hosting contests and tutorials, they also wiped their map library clean with a new website and turned their focus on game-design instead of mod work, now you're lucky to see a Crysis mod pop up once a year.

Comparing to previous Crysis, sequel was a big step back. Destruction got limited and open world was turned into corridor shooter

@NoExplosionsMcgee

Жыл бұрын

Crysis was never really an an open world to begin with though? The franchise has always had wide linear levels from beginning to end. The actual problem with Crysis 2's approach to it was that it was too constrained, less seemless, and had less player choice than Crysis 1's levels. Crysis 3 tried course correcting this issue but the game ended up overcorrecting itself near the end.

@kobi7955

2 ай бұрын

I'd argue Crysis 2 is a step up in almost every way and Crysis 3 combines the more open and jungle-esque environments of Crysis 1 with the improved gameplay of 2

C2's pvp was a lot of fun, fond memories

i played the entire trilogy a couple of weeks ago and it felt pretty "refreshing". its just like the good old shooters from 2006-2014 (which it is), which had ok or damn good stories and nicely scripted sequences, combined with good gameplay and the main theme in Crysis 2 (made by Hans Zimmer) is just perfect! and you gotta play the series on "Post-Human Warrior" difficulty! it really makes you use every aspect of the nano-suit and your equipment in general. also the CryENGINE is probably the best looking engine there is together with UE5, maybe even better cuz the CryENGINE 1 already had features Epic-Games hadnt even had thought about at the time, unfortunately its not free to use, so thats why we dont see that much games made with this gorgeous engine, also i've heard that it is fairly easy to use and to understand. last game made with it, that i know of was Kingdom Come: Deliverance, and i mean look at it! and in 2023 - Crysis 4 will most likely be released, achieved with CryENGINE 6! and to quote the Crysis YT channel "Maximum Hype!" BTW: i've heard they are also working on Ryse 2. but as of now, i personally havent found a real confirmation, of this beeing true. CryEngie 5.6 Tech-Trailer / 2 years old kzread.info/dash/bejne/qImtudmqiZDWicY.html felt like i might add that.

My absolute favorite thing about the Crysis games is the Nanosuit and how cool its A.I. sounds when it's analyzing stuff.

it is normal in germany(probably whole europe too) that the milk isnt stored refrigerated in the store

@whoelsebutmeofcoursei

Жыл бұрын

Brazil too

The silencer, mechanical keyboard joke made me laugh... 5 stars ⭐️👍

I remember playing it when it came out and being annoyed at the aliens returning - but this time as humanoids, because they understood that aliens in Crysis 1 were not fun since they were flying blue octopi in when the gameplay is geared around fighting humanoids. So instead of just trying to forget aliens existed, they doubled down, but made them human.

What I hated was that, just as with Resistance, they pulled in a new writer who rather than expanding on what was there, just dug a hole under the plot to shove their own generic plot about the aliens being here first and sinister tech and etc, then introduced The NPC Who Knows Everything to exposit it all at you. Crysis 2 gets extra stoopid points for apparently thinking the US government could somehow hide an incident which was being actively reported on and involved a nuclear deployment and the loss of two entire carrier battlegroups.

@JCDentonCZ

Жыл бұрын

To this day I still want there to be a true Crysis 2. I'd have it start right after the cliffhanger-like ending of Crysis 1, back to the ice dome, rescue surviving American (and even Koreans) to get a chance to get to the core and slow down/weaken the Alien forces. After that if they really need urban warfare they can go to China, Japan, or to Los Angeles, where the invasion only just started so you'd still see the Alien Scouts swarming and chaos ensues. Seeing Crysis 1 Warriors (the big ones) stomping around War of the Worlds style would be really interesting to see. Any urban setting I'd like to see be far more destructible, I don't remember it being nearly as destructible in so-called Crysis 2. All the suit nonsense I'd like to see avoided too.

The fact you got far enough into Death Stranding to encounter terrorists but complain about small cutscenes is amazing. How do you function?

I love how Crysis Warhead is the only crysis game that doesnt overfocus on the aliens and keeps using the human enemies even after the aliens are introduced (to the point you get special combat arenas and 3 way battles at times because of it)

Hearing you say Covid with no CDC warning is like that first sip of ice water in the morning

This games a classic

I bet this guy felt very smart, coming up with the title of the video

I fucking lost it at the Makuta Teridax reference. I cannot convey with words just how goofy the laughing fit I just had was. This is the best fucking channel.

It's funny how much better fighting the humans is compared to the aliens, the same mistake as the first game.

The fact that these games were ahead of their time is incredible. The devs did a great job.

Thumbed up the video for turning on Motion Blur! Love how good it looks in these games, and Motion Blur makes any game look way better.

This game was optimized by wizards for how good it looked on low end hardware

The only thing I remember of this game is how mad my brother got at the multiplayer. Literally just lobby's full of invisible people trying to find each other.

oboe: :gets motion blur high: "that's much better!" Me: :imediatelly gets motion sickness:

Maximum arm might be the single best joke that I've ever heard.

this video came up on autoplay while i was tabbed out and while listening to it i thought he was just referring to a random game as crysis for an entire video as a joke but it turns out he was just actually playing crysis

i remember revisiting this game a few months back and noticed theres sometimes this sound effect that comes with the soundtrack, the sound effect is of some seagull bird or bird in general that is part of the soundtrack, that sound reminded me of a logic song named soulfood

The incomming communications soundbite was my ringntone for my text messages a few years back

3:22 you hold the melee button to perform a powerful kick, then the barrel would have exploded. It uses suit energy. cool videos you make, see I

Milk can be sold outside of a fridge in stores. Some products are like, ultra-pasteurized or something and so don't need to be refrigerated until they're opened. I've seen out-of-fridge milk in grocery stores before.

@whoelsebutmeofcoursei

Жыл бұрын

*The UHT process* You put the milk through a machine, it genocides the bacteria population so the liquid can survive outside the fridge

The crysis series slowly turns into a fever dream

The video started buffering at 2:09, and it was comedy gold.

3:02 the stock reload animation sound is hilarious

I absolutely love this game

Your alien impression is like something off of Rick and morty, I love it haha 😂

The "maximum arm" joke was the best joke I´ve ever heard I think tbh

Guess who's back...... Back again...... I am back..... To talk about this game. Without Crysis 2 I wouldn't be here. That's why this is the most nostalgic game in the trilogy for me. The aliens were fun, especially the stalkers. And so were the humans. And this game still felt challenging. The enemy types were very few and far between and you can make the point that the story is a little more generic and action oriented for the series. This game was easily the most chaotic outta the 3. Also I really liked the final "boss" with the guardians. They were hinted at through out the game and you could catch glimpses of them cloaked sometimes. Just wish we got to fight them more or at least if they appeared in a sequel. Hans Zimmer's main theme for this game WAS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING INCREDIBLE!

I kinda loved this one, it was one of the game that made me wanna see more alone invasions in games , and any game where I can be either badass or feel like a super hero was cool in my books

i lost it at the suppressed typewriter

Great video as always

If Crysis’ twist made you fight Bionicle instead of garbage squiddy aliens… now maybe that would be a series worth playing.

7:00 I found it funny to just hold him like that for a while. He just groans like Peter Griffin after stubbing his toe.

2:09 goodbye octopus

In Brazil the milk isn't normally stored in refrigerator (only the really good ones are)

i love how you just call him "crysis", sounds like my dad talking about video games😂 keep up the awesome reviews, love the weirdness!❤️

The aliens look like Earthworm Jim.

“Prophet had the right idea in the opening cutscene” Jeez, I thought I was watching Oboeshoes, not Zero Punctuation.

damn not a single mention of the main theme being a fucking banger

bwoy, the FOV sounded like it was giving you an existential crysis

One of the funniest multiplayer modes of its time,so innovative in all the right ways.

I didn’t play crysis 1. I had a friend loan me crysis 2 and holy molly I had a great time. Loved the game I felt like I could do anything.

You have a pretty funny knack at finding bugs and glitches.

Some of the enemy soldiers voice is the same voice as SGT from Bad Company.

I was waiting for a Bionicle reference and he had it already lol. Just like how Zanny makes a star wars reference for anything

can't believe i laughed at the maximum arm joke,now i'm in a crysis

Question: What is the name of the outro song and the artist of it? I've heard it before on one other KZread video but couldn't get that information. I used Shazam and it pulled up Goyang Poco Poco by Matuari Tonteboan which was totally wrong.

"Maximum Arm" I'm dead

Oh my God, it's John Crysis fighting Mr. Alien!

WHAT THE HELL THERE WAS THIS MINI GAME ALL THIS TIME?!

No lie I actually love this entry in the series

My favorite part of Crysis 2 was when the dead spoke.

I love that the fov didn’t change a single thing aside from how the gun model looked

@TheBournPL

Жыл бұрын

That's literally not true

@AnythingButGamers

Жыл бұрын

@@TheBournPL it didn’t change the fov though… so what else changed?

@TheBournPL

Жыл бұрын

@@AnythingButGamers have you seen the video?

@TheBournPL

Жыл бұрын

@@AnythingButGamers he changed the fov only at the beginning. After that he kept changing only the gun model FOV

6:23 Randy Couture is that you?

Oboe we need more bonkle content

The vending machine actually only gives you lemon-lime because the maintenance man knows you like orange.

3:14 I laughed way too much at this.

FOV... Jarek the gaming dragon... I COMMAND YOU TO LEAVE THIS BODY

Second time I hear defenestration in less than 24 hours.

1:17 - tell me you are American without telling me you are American.

Sorry just wanted to ask if you've done a video on metro exodus as ive just started playing it. Thank you for your amazing content an streams.

That video title is gold🤣🤣

He really played pretty much the whole game in that fov

I have to ask, am I imagining it or did Oboe have a playthrough of Ace Combat games other than AC7 randomizer?

Dang I played through this game like 3 times years ago and remember basically nothing in this video

Couldn't wait for this game to end when I played it.

This was nuts !!!!

3:47 best part XD

i like how he calls prophet crysis "i cant help I'm crysis I have a shotgun"

Oh god i remember the fact you could look down and see your feet being a big deal. Crysis 2 was like one of the first shooters to actually render your feet.

Now I know why I liked this game. The makuta

Wait, do you not have UHT milk in the states?

1:21 tfw you've never seen UHT milk.