Never thought a KZreadr that play cod style games on easy and still dies would be my favorite in gaming, but here I am

@DmytroBogdan

Жыл бұрын

Because it is not about the gameplay but about the comedy

@jameswilson7728

Жыл бұрын

He doesn't really gives a solid review on anything

@thelastjerkbender2505

Жыл бұрын

@@jameswilson7728 that's not what I or many viewers watch him for.

@matthewjones39

Жыл бұрын

@@jameswilson7728 I don’t think any of us are looking for reviews

@URMAGURDITSDAN

Жыл бұрын

He gives a liquid review on everything

When you would think you manage to overcome the Crysis, but realise that you miss the Warhead

@sks2000

Жыл бұрын

Warhead is my favorite Crysis game. all the best parts of the first game with 90% of the aliens part cut out.

@gejamugamlatsoomanam7716

Жыл бұрын

Warhead sucks

@AnonEMus-cp2mn

Жыл бұрын

That is the definition of a mid-life Crysis

@JordanManfrey

Жыл бұрын

Crysis: It's back, and more Australian than ever

@samholdsworth420

Жыл бұрын

I can play the skin oboe

This game has one of my all time favorite main menu themes of all time. Genuinely, I go back and listen to it sometimes

@kylinslittlecorner8888

Жыл бұрын

Same for me but for the second game

@gatsbysgarage8389

Жыл бұрын

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks that, if only there was a long version on Spotify

@Jormyyy

Жыл бұрын

Crisis games have banger ost

@Chainsawwed

Жыл бұрын

This game and Shadow Warrior 2 had main menu music that was so much better than the games themselves

@faceless2302

Жыл бұрын

Same

When i played the game, i used the bow like for almost 3 hours wich prooves how OP the weapon is

@gloomboy1639

Жыл бұрын

I loved shooting them into walls.

@DonVigaDeFierro

Жыл бұрын

I never found a reason to use any other weapon TBH.

@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632

Жыл бұрын

I went the opposite direction. After getting suppressors i used rifles for most of it. I use the bow on the occasional stealth section.

@spektrum7897

Жыл бұрын

I don't know why, but I always try go loud using the bow, younger me was chaotic asf.

@dominiquejones3805

10 ай бұрын

The bow was it 4 me. I gotta pull this game out after work

While watching this video I slowly came to realize that I've played through this entire game and forgot all of it.

@Gatorade69

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like my experience with CoD Ghosts.

6:40 fun fact: during that segment you can pretty much skip it by shooting directly at (and destroying) the dropships before they can drop their pods. You'll then get the takeoff cinematic as soon as Psycho says "No of course I haven't you twat!"

5:20 "I had to listen to their screams!" She says, to make the guy she made scream through torture, in an attempt to make him feel bad for her.

@Soridan

Жыл бұрын

Men get tortured, woman most affected.

@fahadmalik8862

4 ай бұрын

​@@Soridannope. Women only see items of objects for manipulative growth. Affected hahaha

@Soridan

4 ай бұрын

@@fahadmalik8862 Now try saying something relevant to what I said. And yes, affected. It's the correct word (and spelling) to use.

@fahadmalik8862

4 ай бұрын

@@Soridan now try to make sense of my hundreds and hundreds of references. Quotes and sources to prove my points. You don't have any mentality.

@Soridan

4 ай бұрын

@@fahadmalik8862 The only thing that would make sense is if you'd thought my comment was not a mocking phrase commonly used to make fun of the "men (insert bad thing) women most affected" type of articles. You double dingus. You're not even half as smart as you seem to think.

I said it with the previous Crysis game, and I'll say it for this too; I genuinely and unironically enjoy C3. It's story, gameplay, all of it. Gud game. Edit: The Bionicle references in these videos never fail to make me laugh

@Gameprojordan

Жыл бұрын

I had a blast playing both 2 and 3. This makes me want to replay them lol. I own both games too for my 360

@Jormyyy

Жыл бұрын

@@Gameprojordan If you're on X1 I believe they are backwards compatible!

@ThePineappleKnight932

Жыл бұрын

@@Jormyyy they are! I played through the whole shebang on my X1

@priyank1811

Жыл бұрын

Extremely tedious game that could have been fun if it had no alien robots in them,and better goddamn weapons.

@Jormyyy

Жыл бұрын

@@priyank1811 I see nothing wrong with fighting alien robots? The game would've been pretty boring if we ONLY fought generic solider dudes for 3 games straight. Not even a fair fight for the nanosuit lol

Truely one of the shooters ever made

@pablo4yu

Жыл бұрын

My favorite part of crysis 3 was when crysis guy woke up and said "its crysisin time" and crysised all over the bad guys. Truly inspirational.

@sodvar5047

Жыл бұрын

I crysis evrytiem

@HiJack3r

Жыл бұрын

Truly one of the crysis's to ever occur

@thebugalito

Жыл бұрын

Truly crysis ever puppy one made

@ghost085

Жыл бұрын

"One of the BEST shooters ever made". FTFY

I love when you reference bionicle. Let the dream live on

The best part is when crysis says, "It's Crying time"

@xentiment6581

Жыл бұрын

Hey, they ripped off Ray Charles!

Great game. One thing that's weird is how far it's set in the future. It feels like it should be set either right after crisis 2 or a couple years after at most. But for some reason it's set like 30 years afterwards, yet all the technology still feels the same as in crisis 2,

@saschaberger3212

Жыл бұрын

Is it? Psycho doesn't look 30 years older. Always presumed it's a few years apart max. But been a while

@Gameprojordan

Жыл бұрын

@@saschaberger3212 yeah crysis 2 is set in 2023 while crysis 3 is set in 2047, I was a few years off on the time gap but you get my point

@thedoomtestament4547

Жыл бұрын

@@Gameprojordan it’s 2023 now 😳

@nicolascardenas1339

11 ай бұрын

​@@Gameprojordan, to be fair the whole alien invasion and destruction from Crysis 2 probably hindered human development and economy, Crysis 3 also explains how cell built a monopoly, and while weapons and other things certainly look very samey, things like system x, the dam and overall architechture do look more advance, though i wouldn't call it a fair comparison since it is more of an industrial look rather than a city, also the gap is only by 24 years which is relatively not a lot.

In my opinion the Crysis series is great and I hope Crysis 4 will be also a good game

@castlecrashed7700

Жыл бұрын

If EA still own crytec, I wouldn't hold my breath.

@The_Annihilator

Жыл бұрын

@@castlecrashed7700 nope there independent now

@castlecrashed7700

Жыл бұрын

@@The_Annihilator Good, that means it'll have some quality in it

@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632

Жыл бұрын

@@castlecrashed7700 I wouldn’t hold my breath regardless

@ofAwxen

Жыл бұрын

The journey of John Crysis must continue.

Multiplayer was so sick in this game

@colebankston1634

Жыл бұрын

I remember grabbing stop signs and throwing them at people

@TrueGamer22887

Жыл бұрын

It was so goddamn sick. I’m so bummed no one plays this online, or the fear games or dead space. All had sick multiplayer.

@59spadesofalife52

10 ай бұрын

Throwing the poles at people was the only reason I played the multiplayer

@democard1199

10 ай бұрын

@@TrueGamer22887 Because back then people focused on offline campaign. We didn't care about multiplayer except online games. Also back then the internet connection is so bad except for big city. No one played multiplayer except the rich.

@37H662

4 ай бұрын

@@59spadesofalife52should’ve got good

When you realize that Prophet is Crysis 3, it's a whole new game.

The "Cheat Commandos" reference is what I'm here for.

Aye, year of the bow! I remember every game had a fucking bow around this time.

@pablo4yu

Жыл бұрын

Resident evil 4 started it change my mind

@0uttaS1TE

Жыл бұрын

Far Cry 3, Tomb Raider...I can't remember what else

@antoniojuliano1672

Жыл бұрын

@@0uttaS1TE battlefield 4 had the phantom bow

I loved your take on stealth gameplay and waking up for work not working too well lmfao. I've literally thought the same thing before

I’ve beaten this game over ten times in the last year since it dropped on Nintendo Switch

@wiredmania2653

Жыл бұрын

how many achievements did you got?

@ladboii2901

9 ай бұрын

This PC bomb runs on SWITCH??? A freakin underpowered platform runs Crysis 3???

Gotta love the rebel lady’s excuse. Like yeah you got brutally ripped out of your suit, but I had to listen to it… my god.

A bug prevented me from beating the final boss back when I played this game. I think at one of its phases or some point it just no longer did anything. It'd hover up there looking at you and was invulnerable.

@gsifdgsgs

Жыл бұрын

If you pirate the game, final boss becomes unbeatable

@brickwall9781

Жыл бұрын

​@@gsifdgsgs Maybe it tripped from dev oversight. I had the game legit.

@gsifdgsgs

Жыл бұрын

@@brickwall9781 maybe you didn't update the game? This is the first time I have heard crysis 3 legit copy have final boss bug

@trianglemoebius

Жыл бұрын

@@gsifdgsgs I've heard of it happening, but I have no idea what causes it. Just wanna get in that someone else HAS heard of this before the KZread Hordes jump on Brick.

We need more Bionicle content on this channel

4:48 That's the 9/11 lights.

This game really makes you feel like you're having a crysis

I have so Manny good memories of the multiplayer with my buddies. It was honestly pretty good

Warhead will always be my favorite in the franchise.

This is what happens when you get a modern sci-fi author on board instead of some guy from the dev team.

Its so funny watching this after loving the game, puts everything into perspective 😂

@BroncoBoys

11 ай бұрын

Fr,I still love it

The Crysis 3 online multiplayer was fantastic.

I thought the Crysis trilogy was universally loved

@judgejudys3xdungeon94

Жыл бұрын

This guy makes fun of every game he plays, but 2/3, especially 3, get a lot of crap for being linesr

Remember Me had some of the best orchestral/synth whatever the heck it was music I've heard. Had some very cool ideas too. You may actually enjoy it.

Wow. A Cheat Commandos reference. Did not expect that today.

I remember playing a lot of the multiplayer, there was a normal soldier mode with no regenerating health that I really enjoyed.

@sosaboi1352

Жыл бұрын

There was that mode and a mode where Nano suit dudes hunted the other team with only a bow and it was like Infected, I miss the chaos of the online mode

@No-rl9wn

Жыл бұрын

@@sosaboi1352 I stayed on this game mode, only thing I enjoyed about it tbh

That moment when -'Prophet'- 'Crysis' is having a mid-life Crysis and stops himself from spending his hard-earned dog-tags to buy a Victory Royale microtransaction: *"NoOOO!"* Truly a moment in the FPS genre ever made

@BroncoBoys

11 ай бұрын

It's so goooodddd

"Gobble gobble, Blue Laser, you're in trobble!"

Oboeshoesgames is the only place I can go to get bionicle references in my video game KZread video content

This is now solely a channel built around Crisis content and I love it.

@frds_skce

Жыл бұрын

No. There was just 3 videos about Crysis series. It barely competes against the abundant amount of CoD, Gears of War, and multi FPS shooter content on this channel

@DrewTooth

Жыл бұрын

@@frds_skce it was sarcasm bro

Take a shot every time Oboe says "Crysis".

@Libium

Жыл бұрын

...oh my god

@amadeusagripino6862

Жыл бұрын

A fast way to die from alcohol poisoning

I loved this game 💗, I loved all of them tbh

@manueldelbono202

Жыл бұрын

One of the best shooters in my opinion

"They have ice cream that looks like Frankenstein" I cried

Omg! Stop the Morbuzak was the last thing I was waiting for! Thanks for that sweet nostalgic feeling!

Bruh the stop the morbuzak reference LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Friendlies is a goat restaurant

I love all tge bionicle and homestar runner references in your videos. It's the only outlet I have for these things

The thumbnail was very clever. Didn't notice the eyes until several minutes later.

I think this game was free on ps3 years ago and I really enjoyed it! Didn't play the first two but the music was killer, the bow was fun, and the story seemed cool; losing humanity and tapping into the enemy's mind and stuff. The main character's voice was sick and the final boss was just right. Oh and the suit is cool af.

2:36 this E3 trailer narrator voice was amazing

7:00 Dang, it looks like the Commandos were too late. Blue Laser blew up the ocean.

I wonder if he unlocked red tiger at the end of the game

didn't expect to hear a homestar runner reference, love your content

7:56 Does he not know they announced a 4th installment in the works?😂

Crysis Man is in the top 4 badass robots next to John Halo, Serious Samus and Jimmy Rings.

I always wanted to know what's the name of the outro music. Can any captain help me?

Man I loved every crysis game. I am so f*cking hyped for crysis 4.

Crysis 4: Crysis Harder - The Chronicles of Dolmen

When are you gonna play homefront 2

Game still looks pretty damn good 8 years later. Also wroth noting is all the wrecked cars in the game are missing tires and doors like the Ceph were running a Chop Shop in the jungles, except for the low-detail skybox car models where you can see entirely intact Ford's and *only* Ford's. Weird...

Who knew I would be reliving my childhood because of a Friendly’s reference.

The vat of acid episode was the best episode of that season

Ughh that final fight taking you to the beginning was so frustrating after that i never touched the game again..

I loved 3 tbh 3 was soo much fun.

It seems the tank didn't like the increased FOV. On a side note I think Crysis 4 was already announced.

Yes, I have been waiting for this!

6 seconds in and our boy already pissed off PETA lol

girl on the radio: prophet cell are bieng anioleted Me:well "that's on less loose end"

oh wow, is that the same blue laser from mass effect 3? did they split a buy-one-get-one with bioware?

Crysis 2 and 3 are awesome, I will die on this hill

Love the random cheet commandos reference

Shooting while on a zip-line? You should try Deep Rock Galact or Payday 2, you can do that in those games(can't throw people in a giant laser beam machinery though....)

YOOOOOOOOOOO that refrence at 04:30 that was what i was thinking too

I dont remember Friendly's. I live in germany. We only have Hagendubekrautzenschmatzen. I think it's basically the same.

dude holy shit your channel grew a lot

I hope you do another Super Baseball playthrough one day. Those were the comfiest streams, your baseball commentary was hilarious. I had no interest in baseball until I watched your stream and learned how psychological pitching was.

The only thing I remember about this game is the TYPHOON.

You should have called the video Crisis 3: the midlife one

Remember Me had 1 really awesome mechanic, but they only used it 2 times during the entire game.

I had a lot of fun with this game on Game Pass. great gunplay and graphics that still look fantastic. and then the game would erase my save and I'd have to start over.

@patricks.7951

Жыл бұрын

It's a feature not a bug, it's Ubisofts way of incentiving you to play the game more

@decriper1097

Жыл бұрын

@@patricks.7951 Ubisoft lmao

Nice idea. Play Remember Me next I wanna see your commentary of Neo Paris

Did you use the thermal vision?

Immideate like from the "stop the Morbuzak" reference

Theory: Crysis is just the prequal to the Bionicle series

4:10 i think it feels fake cause the lightning is off, it looks like everything is slighty but equally lit up?

How did you increase the weapon fov?

Which crysis game was the one that everyone asked if your pc could run it?

@Hell_O7

Жыл бұрын

1

The one thing we missed out on without Crysis 4 was Ceph Piraka

"...using stealth to take out your foes takes like six hours..." when stealth is the speed-run version. Crysis 2 & 3, you just turn on stealth and run. About the time your battery runs out there will be a place you can hide. Wait like 20 seconds for the recharge and repeat. When you get to something you can't stealth run past you've reached the level boss. Turn on max armor and kill it. Cutscene, repeat.

i love how "crysis" voice is the same as soaps voice XD

7:53 we’ll don’t I have some news…

I like when Crysis said it’s Crysis time and crysised all over the bad guys

i didn’t realize that the bf2042 mid-game gun customization was done first in crysis 3

@seppiya7470

Жыл бұрын

It's been there since the original Crysis

@dirt.huffer

Жыл бұрын

@@seppiya7470 ah neat, never played any of the crysis games and this was my first time seeing it. thank you for correcting me

4:30 why does this have to be so funny

This game has a bionicles in it how could you not like it?!

"ive got work tomorrow" LOL

I loved the Crysis series

7:53 "they might actually announce crysis 4" And so they did

7:56 how do you feel now funny guy 😂

This... was comedy gold! :D

There are 3 of these?

You skipped the DLC of the first Crysis

Thank you someone else have the same opinion as me when he see Makuta & Rahkshi