Dude: *friendly, loving, emotional voice* "Hi! How ya doin?! Good girl!" Margareta: *blank murderous stare*

@Volt_R77

3 жыл бұрын

Blank murderous *HANGRY* stare

@thaddeuscheeleyjr.369

3 жыл бұрын

That time of the week, I guess. Feeding time that is.

@MuerteMorrison

3 жыл бұрын

Haha awe same

@sztypettto

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like an Ex

@tacos420.7

3 жыл бұрын

I wanna see him pet it

“Hey there, Margarita! Just wanted to say ‘hi.’” 😄 Margarita: 😠

@MysticDivinerLJ

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@Darklight5953

3 жыл бұрын

She was sleeping and he woke her up 😂😂😭😭

@Irsyad-gn3qc

3 жыл бұрын

She thought she would get An appetizer, Turns out she get a main course instead

@biker177

3 жыл бұрын

This shouldn’t be so funny 😭

@yogini4631

3 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂

Her pose is all like- "you called? Tf you want?"

@Nga007

11 ай бұрын

Lmao

@yukinagato1573

10 ай бұрын

_"I just wanted to say hi."_

@joeyjo-joshabadu9636

9 ай бұрын

She's like dude, I'm a reptile. I'm lethargic.

@wonderland9601

9 ай бұрын

Margarita the type of gretting others pets she Just Go "sup bitch''

@NuniPikachu

8 ай бұрын

that one killed me ngl@@yukinagato1573

Margarita: “I keep telling you my name is Gorlock the destroyer.”

Friend: the dog won’t bite! He’s friendly. The dog:

@Hydra2054

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated Comment

@helmaschine1885

3 жыл бұрын

Dogs are psychos waiting to eat their owners faces off

@alwayswatching5545

3 жыл бұрын

HelMaschine that’s cats

@MandolinSashaank

3 жыл бұрын

69 years and 4 days ago. The oldest comment on KZread ever.

@_black_light_6053

3 жыл бұрын

@@MandolinSashaank bro that's in his names lmao

Margereta: *comes over upon call* Also her: So you gonna give me food or nah

@kalyanachakravarthi2736

3 жыл бұрын

That look tho XD

@magmat0585

3 жыл бұрын

more like "so you gonna give me food or am i gonna need to take out a down payment on a leg?"

@AshrafAnam

3 жыл бұрын

@Zishan Sheikh no he isn't

@MegaDuckmonster

3 жыл бұрын

@Zishan Sheikh and so are you.

@Dythcr

3 жыл бұрын

@@MegaDuckmonster And so are you

Everybody gangsta till they find out the quiet kid in school has a crocodile named Margarita

@haystackbill6187

3 жыл бұрын

And that it's currently in his back pack complete with a bump stock.

@jevthompson9044

4 ай бұрын

Don't take the v@čcine trust in the LORD ALMIGHTY and if you already taken it please pray to GOD about it because it is a deception!!.!!

@jevthompson9044

4 ай бұрын

Please don't accept the digít@l currency or the Artifici@l intelligence (ai) system that is coming, it is against GOD. who have ears let him hear.!!!

@jevthompson9044

4 ай бұрын

JESUS is coming soon and JESUS is the only way to salvation accept JESUS as your LORD and SAVIOR today.!.!!!

@thenumber24

3 ай бұрын

​@@jevthompson9044 nuh uh

You know what's terrifying? How she blends into the environment and how disguised she is. And also how quietly she entered and came out of the water. Pure stealth all around.

@georgeditzel3504

2 ай бұрын

Give her a pet, or a treat.

@CosmosGem

Ай бұрын

That is terrifying

@draculinalilith396

4 күн бұрын

In ww2 you can find a scarier example of saltwater crocodiles who followed and ate over 100 fleeing japanese troops in the jungle swamps.

"whos a good girl" "I ate a child yesterday"

@minicyan2716

3 жыл бұрын

*good*

@bihexmor5069

3 жыл бұрын

anakin's pet

@loveshawn1k244

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@judexmars4214

3 жыл бұрын

Good girl! 😍

@user-hn6tb5lv9t

3 жыл бұрын

*GOOD*

Margareta: FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS I LAY DORMANT, WHO DARE DISTURB MY- Human: Oh hey best buddy! Margareta: Oh it's you....

@jotapedonoso4696

3 жыл бұрын

I see you're a man of culture

@enriquet2873

3 жыл бұрын

Is that a TFS reference?

@aishwaryadityadafal9351

3 жыл бұрын

TFS

@kingturt2112

3 жыл бұрын

TFS REFERENCE

@henryphilippeaux3566

3 жыл бұрын

Abridged always gets a like. Always.

Margarita just staring at him like “you better have food.” 💀💀

@NoName-qd6vp

Ай бұрын

That's literally exactly it lol.

Guy: *'calls Margarita lovingly'* Also Margarita: *'stares menacingly'*

Me: “Does your dog bite?” My friend: “Absolutely not!” Her Dog:

@bredli6788

3 жыл бұрын

I mean the crocodile didn’t bite so they’re not wrong

@jaimegonzalez2941

3 жыл бұрын

No no he’s got a point

@ripper2665

3 жыл бұрын

The dog: your heart will stop beating at 10:00 eastern time

@ShyCherri104

3 жыл бұрын

friend: she don’t bite me: YES IT DO

@Playeryt676

3 жыл бұрын

@@ShyCherri104 NO IT DONT

"You're such a good girl!" *exists menacingly*

@tailedgates9

3 жыл бұрын

With only one emotion: Hatred. XD

@johnnyjoestar9569

3 жыл бұрын

ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ

@abyssalboy8811

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnnyjoestar9569 CROCOOOO!

@amogus6770

3 жыл бұрын

I thinks it’s cute for some reason

@EMan-1920

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnnyjoestar9569 Clearly that Croc is a Stand user.

She has a choice for one day food vs whole life food. She is smart.

Imagine evolving for millions of years into one of the largest ice blooded killer just to be named Margarita by a random dude...

@twinkthatloveslotrtrilogy7676

Жыл бұрын

*sad croc noises*

@dmitrygreen4002

Жыл бұрын

Random dude wasn't fooling around either. For millions of years he was developing intellect and mustered ability to come up with the most fitting names.

@SKRooU2

11 ай бұрын

evolution means one species turned into another. What was it before it was a croc? Exactly. It never did. It has always been a croc

@lillynordicpale

9 ай бұрын

​@@SKRooU2 Show us your time traveling machine.

@chrisreed3040

8 ай бұрын

​@@lillynordicpaleshow us yours, it's always been a crocodile and been around for thousands of years. Anyone and everyone who says anything happened a million years ago doesn't actually know what happened a million years ago, no human who only lives a few decades can't know that unless they're God, and we are not God.

"I came on your call hooman. What do u offer me?" Guy: hi -_-

@iyantara3220

3 жыл бұрын

@Barrack Obama ✅ i will throw you to that creature if you don't tell me your last name

@simeonornelas3043

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@gideonmele1556

3 жыл бұрын

“Your offering is... acceptable”

@nc3057

3 жыл бұрын

And just freeze there

@AzureDragon2604

3 жыл бұрын

@Si Dunue lmao facts

I do not envy the fate of those who decides to rob his house while entering/escaping through that yard

@amy-pm9oo

3 жыл бұрын

imagine 😂😂

@OSENERO

3 жыл бұрын

@K Dubya Yeah let me just keep a raw as chicken on me to make sure I'm prepared for any pet crocodiles as I rob a house. Standard equipment. lol

@OSENERO

3 жыл бұрын

K Dubya imagine taking my comment seriously. Internet n00b lol

@OSENERO

3 жыл бұрын

@K Dubya Why are you so bent? lmao go to YT Kids if you're this soft. I don't think anyone can help you here, you criminal mastermind, you.

@SpecsCloud

3 жыл бұрын

I mean some robbers bring meat sticks with them in case of dogs so maybe that would work

"If you don't get off my property I'll sic Margarita on you." "Psh what's some dog gonna do" "Who said she was a dog"

Impressive how she moves and slides in the water without any noise

Imagine robbing this guy and all you hear is him scream is, “margarita attack!”

@simonwillis1529

3 жыл бұрын

Your laughing cuz of the name then you see her and she’s like oh dad did make up for not giving me noms last time

@P41zuri

3 жыл бұрын

and then he yelling: DO THE BARREL ROLL!!!!

@MrEstebanSzucs

3 жыл бұрын

@@P41zuri *bone crunching noises*

@savielflores678

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrEstebanSzucs o h

@Nenggay084

3 жыл бұрын

Dude's got his own pokemon

"And then when I walked in there was a fucking crocodile." -Some thief to his therapist after being attacking by a Margarita

@jakethetegu4241

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@Kheluichollow

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@kupcupkupcupkup

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@gjkdshgkjshjkgdfg

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@Mel_iodas

3 жыл бұрын

😂

"Margarita, come here!" *dragon bellowing noises* "I have existed for thousands of years. Who dare disturbs my slumbe- oh... it's you again. Please tell me you brought parchment and mutton with you this time." "I just wanted to say hi." "One of these days, mortal human, I'm gunna eat you for foolish moments like these. But..., ye, hi."

@abhishekiyer1270

3 жыл бұрын

"For thousands of years I laid dormant.... Who has disturbed my---? Oh it's you... what do you want idiot?"

@michaelkkrasting

3 жыл бұрын

@@abhishekiyer1270 that DBZA reference

@abhishekiyer1270

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelkkrasting You're goddamn right

@michaelkkrasting

3 жыл бұрын

@@abhishekiyer1270 howdy there, I’m Android 13. Look. At my. Trucker hat

@perfectcell1157

2 жыл бұрын

@@abhishekiyer1270 i swear i was thinking the same when i saw this comment xd

Man: I just wanted to say hi Margarita Margarita: And I just wanted to stay asleep but at least one of us is happy

She’s got the look on her face that says “you have exactly 3 seconds to explain why you woke me up.”

@thistleserbel2214

3 жыл бұрын

And it best damn be in 4 letters with the first one being 'F'.

@xaviereason3137

3 жыл бұрын

@@thistleserbel2214 Food? That's what I came to but not the first word I thought of. It was another four letter f word

@NateSean

3 жыл бұрын

@@xaviereason3137 please explain it more.

@xaviereason3137

3 жыл бұрын

@@NateSean C'mon. You know. A four letter word starting with f. Food was my second guess. I had my head in the gutter.

@thistleserbel2214

3 жыл бұрын

@@NateSean he means fuck.

Floridians be like “I adopted her as a stray and she’s really warmed up to me”

@dealerinfaith8039

3 жыл бұрын

I am floridian I can confirm this as true

@ghostqpid3079

3 жыл бұрын

Warmed up to you? I thought crocs where cold blooded...

@kirani111

3 жыл бұрын

@@ghostqpid3079 Nothing that can't be solved with a nice warm hug or two -Floridian, probably

@ahriyanawebster.312

3 жыл бұрын

Bro this whole caption 😭.

@dwaynebrown3068

3 жыл бұрын

Yall not seeing crocs in florida we got gators.

Masters of stealth. No splash or sound coming in or out. Even their head looks like it could just be the water when the come out.

Beautiful croc! I love her

He: who's a good girl... Croc: the one i ate in the morning

@oliviamariano97

3 жыл бұрын

🤔😛

@mrmobb2961

3 жыл бұрын

Dark but funny I like your style

@nostalgiacorner1999

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@KieranCoyne08

3 жыл бұрын

😳

@sgfragile2166

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

He trained a crocodile... imagine someone breaking into a house and having a crocodile charge at you

@contentbuffet4306

3 жыл бұрын

Open up

@zxyeb

3 жыл бұрын

I'd shit myself.

@kaisewhuk-thomas2561

3 жыл бұрын

Good thing people don't break into the back yard, they break into the house.

@brucebrazaitis321

3 жыл бұрын

I know someone that had this happen back in the good old days pre-1972. He had some pet crocodiles in New Jersey as a boy. He saved up his money and bought a cattle tank from the Sears and Roebucks farm catalog which he managed to get down into the basement before his parents got home. Anyway he got to keep it because his dad didn't want to drag that thing out of the basement. So the the crocs had this for their enclosure. There was a small window at the soil line that could be opened during warm weather. He kept this window opened during the summer so the humidity from the tank wouldn't build up and of course it was right above the crocs. He came home one day goes downstairs to check on his animals only to find a man's shoe floating in the crocodile tank. Some thief found out it really wasn't his lucky day someone left a window open!

@mcchickenmcflurry3636

3 жыл бұрын

Not hard to escape a charging crocodile, just run zig zag, crocs aren’t as mobile on land as in the water

Holy hell, the way she just disappeared into the water and then came out so menacingly. What an awesome Margarita

I don't know what's more frightening: When you clearly see a crocodile this close to you, Or when you know there's a crocodile within your sight, but you cannot see it.

It’s so terrifying how silently they go in the water without making a splash or anything.

@SteelRhinoXpress

3 жыл бұрын

thats 200 million years of evolution for ya. crocs are one of the most well rounded animals on the planet. bone crushing jaws, fast swimmers, sonar like underwater senses, armor for skin. you can't get much better then that for being an apex predator.

@brobro5493

3 жыл бұрын

Awesome more like it.

@ninjaenjoyer4607

3 жыл бұрын

@@SteelRhinoXpress speed vroom vrooom

@Plazmerr

3 жыл бұрын

Moistcr1tikal spits facts

@foreverdead1248

3 жыл бұрын

@@SteelRhinoXpress But you can hold their mouth shut with your bare hands. All that power, and they forgot the muscles to OPEN the jaw

This dude got a goddamn Dinosaur as a friend.

@Argumemnon

3 жыл бұрын

Archosaur, not dinosaur.

@randomdude-fp6jm

3 жыл бұрын

"This dude got a cousin of a godamm dinosaur as a friend." Would be the most accurate sentence

@classifiedamphibian4649

3 жыл бұрын

@@randomdude-fp6jm yeah, but is that as funny

@JoofyJoof

3 жыл бұрын

ClassifiedAmphibian Answer: No 😀

@VINOS234

3 жыл бұрын

Here come the KZread comment experts taking this comment literally instead of what it is. A joke

I love how she’s just like “hey what’s up”

Animal: is extremely dangerous Human: I'll call it margherita

@vladimir-savage72

3 жыл бұрын

Margarita*

@MED48L

3 жыл бұрын

@@vladimir-savage72 man fack u

@ButWhatIfItIs

3 жыл бұрын

@@vladimir-savage72 How'd you know whether it's spelt like that?! Anyways I got over my dear of spiders by naming them. I have one in the corner of my living room called Shirley. He doesn't bother me, I don't bother him. He eats flies and I eat food of similar quality. It's a beautiful life.

@xdas11

3 жыл бұрын

There's a female aligator called chikita she's more friendly looking and the way she responded was like a dog XD

@dipaktalukdar686

3 жыл бұрын

Margherita is a name of a city

There's something horrible unsettling about how she so calmly disappears then reappears from the water

@greggiraldough7900

3 жыл бұрын

it's wrong on so many levels bro

@kR-qj7rw

3 жыл бұрын

They gotta be stealthy on the wild yo!

@vladimir-savage72

3 жыл бұрын

That's why they're apex predators.

@StevelyBruckShut

3 жыл бұрын

Especially how quiet it was

@Bojoschannel

3 жыл бұрын

No sound at all

Margarita you are absolutely gorgeous 🐊🇦🇺💗

she's too cute i wouldnt even be mad if she devoured me

Guy: hi margarita Croc: -_- Guy: who's a good girl Croc: John I ate a child earlier today

@HoundofOdin

3 жыл бұрын

Still a good girl.

@brassbeast8582

3 жыл бұрын

*”good girl”*

@theblazinggamer5289

3 жыл бұрын

Stolen from a comment from 4 months ago.

@timtheguy2179

3 жыл бұрын

clever girl

@neru1584

3 жыл бұрын

@@theblazinggamer5289 why do we need to know

big ass 1000 pound lizard doesn't even make a splish or a splash when it goes in the water wtf

@usernate5995

3 жыл бұрын

Female crocodiles get to around 250 pounds

@balintkristof8442

3 жыл бұрын

Because they are aquatic predators. They are evolved to be hidden underwater, of course they enter the water seemlessly.

@belovedrequiem2891

3 жыл бұрын

@@usernate5995 i would be damned if a predator of that size and power only hits 200

@usernate5995

3 жыл бұрын

@@belovedrequiem2891 shes a lot smaller irl.

@FabledGentleman

3 жыл бұрын

@@usernate5995 This is not a gator, it's a crocodile.

"Margarita come here!" Croc : *So you have chosen death?*

If you look really closely, you can see her nostrils wiggling slightly after she comes out of the water. That is just so cute.

Human: *calls Margareta* Margareta: *comes expecting food* Human: Hi. Margareta: My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

@thevampirecielphantomhive2342

3 жыл бұрын

Margarita: Bruh if I don't get a leg of pork or something, your gonna be the other white meat.

@kaynemack8765

3 жыл бұрын

Jim carson who asked if it was lame

@RezidueWithaZ

3 жыл бұрын

@Jim carson must suck having a growing body while your mind stays the same size.

@babyjiren9676

3 жыл бұрын

@@RezidueWithaZ lmaaaao savage

@roskytv319

3 жыл бұрын

I'm quite sure it's Margarita

“Oh so you have a pet?” “Yes.” “Where are they?” “Margarita c’mere!” *Godzilla theme plays.*

@lostline4007

3 жыл бұрын

this comment is underrated

@rogerlima5034

3 жыл бұрын

The best comment i've seen here

@nghlab2244

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@fireiron369

3 жыл бұрын

Now all I can imagine is Godzilla with a lease on. “Sit” (flattens city) “Stand up” (proceeds to lift owner up by the lease so he’s dangling hundreds of feet in the air) “Cuddl- wait no STOP”

@Xxblade17

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

0:37 Hooman: "Come here" Margarita: "Nah, I'm good" 😹😹

"WHAT A BEAUTY!!!" RIP Steve.

The Croc: *.......again you've shown up here with no margarita...why do I keep falling for this Dave...*

@joemama4240

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated 😭😂

@zactipus4972

3 жыл бұрын

@@joemama4240 indeed lol

@zactipus4972

3 жыл бұрын

@@hawks-wings "Here's a little lesson from trickery"

@zactipus4972

3 жыл бұрын

@@hawks-wings "This is going down in history"

@gfg31000

3 жыл бұрын

😐

Crocodiles, among the most vicious predators killing machines from our era, and somebody decided to name one "Margarita".

@usernate5995

3 жыл бұрын

This is florida so it makes sense

@BakedBeans47

3 жыл бұрын

@@usernate5995 definitely. Floridan confirmed

@redhidinghood9337

3 жыл бұрын

What is it supposed to be called?? Dra'kurgedur Destroyer of Worlds??

@pxncil4430

3 жыл бұрын

@@redhidinghood9337 precisely

@marliesyanke4580

3 жыл бұрын

@@usernate5995 No sense.

I love how this dude's just chilling while this big ass reptile monster is approaching him

Wow she's gorgeous

This guy: "Cmere Margarita!" A visitor: "You have a dog?" *Crocodile comes out of the creek* Him: "...No."

@MultiLoquenderoxd

3 жыл бұрын

"I had"

@megadriveleo

3 жыл бұрын

@@MultiLoquenderoxd r/cursedcomments

@canonboom165

3 жыл бұрын

@@megadriveleo *😂😂🤣...!*

@sajidkhan639

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@walterwhite4699

3 жыл бұрын

@@MultiLoquenderoxd _I feel bad for laughing at this..._

When your mother is shouting from the kitchen that the food is ready and when you get there she is still cooking the food Crocodile: ...

@Peacemaker-96

3 жыл бұрын

Very understandable

@birdman217

3 жыл бұрын

And your a crocodile. I hate when that happens

@jodierafferty2418

3 жыл бұрын

Haha exactly.

@santisarmiento8948

3 жыл бұрын

Mom: help me, put the table

@cowman3449

3 жыл бұрын

@@santisarmiento8948 omfg

I think I heard Margarita say, "You woke me up just to say hi!?!" Lol

even though she is a crocodile, you can tell she's pretty enthusiastic when her name's being called.

Put a monkey in there and we'll see Kong Vs. Godzilla early.

@altythebalty6011

3 жыл бұрын

Based

@sooryan_1018

3 жыл бұрын

Godzilla vs Kong Beta

@treatoplease3479

3 жыл бұрын

Depends. Put an ape with tools, and the result would be totally different. Remember, while crocodiles have teeth, monkeys and apes have intelligence :)

@ADAJ342

3 жыл бұрын

More like a gorila but yeah

@caiovinicius4806

3 жыл бұрын

@@treatoplease3479 Crocodiles don't have an atomic breath :)

Apex predator: *Exists* Humans: "Awh you're a good girl!"

@yadatada5556

3 жыл бұрын

Might as well just keep a 100 foot blue whale in my shed.

@jackour8167

3 жыл бұрын

@@yadatada5556 some one needs to do that LMAO

@ImieNazwiskoOK

3 жыл бұрын

WE are Apex predator

@kiarablack5349

3 жыл бұрын

@@ImieNazwiskoOK LOL no we're not

@ImieNazwiskoOK

3 жыл бұрын

@@kiarablack5349 If we didn't care we could kill huge number os species. One word: gun And you could kill EVERYTHING with it. There is no species more powerful than us.

One day his friends will visit and say …where’s our friend ? And the croc will be sunning itself in a corner of the yard looking very satisfied

Such a cute and unpredictable beast!!!

@Antivenom932

Жыл бұрын

Cute😂😂😂😂

@ernestorevollar3632

Жыл бұрын

@@Antivenom932 I point that word out because was just irony.

“Margarita” LMAO I love the name

@nonya6012

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@gustavolins6857

3 жыл бұрын

@@nonya6012 lol

@user-et9dn6zl1t

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@user-eh2ct9mp2x

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck. I guess I'm alligator then

@percyjackson3311

3 жыл бұрын

That's my grandmother's name.

Guy : "Margarita" Croc : * *Pops head aboves bushes to see* *

@Aaaaaaaaaaaaabffgh

3 жыл бұрын

SO CUTE 🥺

"Hey man, thats a sick pond you have there. You ever go swimming in it?" "Not.....really."

margarita is so precious

I love how you can see the irritation in her eyes when she realizes he had nothing to offer her. 🤣

@indiespaghetti4276

3 жыл бұрын

He got legs doesn't he?

@b1njjj95

3 жыл бұрын

@@indiespaghetti4276 🤣🤣🤣

@cazimim3375

3 жыл бұрын

Typical woman

@b1njjj95

3 жыл бұрын

@@cazimim3375 Typical man

@BiggusDickus.

3 жыл бұрын

Not again

Margarita is staring at him like “Where’s my food, human?”.

@sampaowr4041

3 жыл бұрын

Feed me, or I'll feast on you

@adityasingh-pu1kd

3 жыл бұрын

You are the food, human

@lxmns3726

3 жыл бұрын

“Feed me the food before you become the food, human.”

@Loremipsum6665

3 жыл бұрын

"Either feed or become the food"- Albert Einstein

@iborra9730

3 жыл бұрын

@@Loremipsum6665 That was John Cena

"So, how did you get arrested?" "I got frickin attacked by a crocodile.." "What?..."

Cute how she picks her head up as soon as he calls her name

The most florida thing I have ever seen.

@niconachozstudio1952

3 жыл бұрын

This is a crocodile not an Alligator

@chitinskin9860

3 жыл бұрын

@@niconachozstudio1952 They do have American crocodiles too, they are just more elusive, ill tempered and skittish, hang out near saltwater (essentially our version of a saltwater crocodile), and are endangered from poaching and pollution, so you aren't likely to see them as often.

@NoOne-ju8fi

3 жыл бұрын

Cryptomaster beemoth don’t they only live in the Florida Everglades?

@chitinskin9860

3 жыл бұрын

@@NoOne-ju8fi Everglades coastlines, central america, and various islands in between.

@elena79rus

3 жыл бұрын

We have alligators in Florida, not crocodiles. You can find crocodiles in Africa and Australia.

She refused to come closer because she was afraid of the guy.

@wireknight

3 жыл бұрын

Deeeeeeeez nuutttts

@thegoodhunter3707

3 жыл бұрын

There's always that one guy in animal video comments that immediately assumes the worst of the situation instead of enjoying the video 😑😑

@lobo4839

3 жыл бұрын

@@thegoodhunter3707 way too ruin the joke

@thegoodhunter3707

3 жыл бұрын

@@lobo4839 shit... didn't know it was a joke

@eatmeneat5035

3 жыл бұрын

I mean I’d be afraid too of a guy who literally owns a crocodile

Margarita: I swear to Godzilla Dave, you better have food next time or I’m eating your arm.

This. This is fricking ADORABLE

Caregiver: “Come here sweet croc” Croc: “You gonna let me eat you today?”

@xelzaar

3 жыл бұрын

Waiting for the perfect opportunity.

@chcikety

3 жыл бұрын

I doubt it wanted to eat him, but it definitely expected to eat something. Probably disappointed that he was just saying hi.

@RJ-ss5rn

3 жыл бұрын

CAREGIVER : NO NOT TODAY

@yeet9631

3 жыл бұрын

But the power of friendship wont let her do that

@davido6278

3 жыл бұрын

always one perfect comment on these type of vids and this is it

Crocodiles though not domesticable CAN be trained and bond with people.

@Ed-ss1uh

3 жыл бұрын

I still be able to teach it to roll over?

@niceguy1965

3 жыл бұрын

If you put your arm on his jaws, he can roll over even without training. Crazy, isn't it?

@alc7091

3 жыл бұрын

@@niceguy1965 lmao

@b1njjj95

3 жыл бұрын

@@niceguy1965 Ha! Good one, Frisk!

@flawless_Cowboy

3 жыл бұрын

@@niceguy1965 lmaoo you got me weak bruh 😭😂

She looks really cuddly

She just lifts her head like "what does this man want now?"

Imagine going into his house and then calling margarita, expecting a dog or cat just to see this massive croc

@fortimusprime

3 жыл бұрын

Wow! What a shock that would be🤣😂🤣😂

@energyhammer2342

3 жыл бұрын

What about the family with 13 grizzly bears in their back yard?

@gaelvega9436

3 жыл бұрын

@@energyhammer2342 The family is from Russia?

@user-uk1mi7vu5k

3 жыл бұрын

@@gaelvega9436 we don't have grizzly bears. Here live brown bears.

@gilatrouble295

3 жыл бұрын

I think I'd have found my new best friend

Don't think I've ever seen such a detailed image of a crocodile before, great video!

@QuadroMan1

3 жыл бұрын

@@eliseereclus3475 Fair point, I never would've thought to look either though lol

@janapolsid548

3 жыл бұрын

There's so much more detailed other vids

@nathan-498

3 жыл бұрын

Yea u can really tell how much different it is from an alligator.

@jesusisgod2953

3 жыл бұрын

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@francescotierno2756

3 жыл бұрын

@@jesusisgod2953 hi, here's the attention you were compulsively looking for

You don’t wanna hop that guys fence during a robbery 😂that’d be the last thing you do 😂

This is somehow utterly, terrifyingly adorable

Imagine breaking into this guys back yard, unaware of why he's got a big pond and there's a hissing sound from the grass

@shijutu

3 жыл бұрын

Dinner is served

@speen9430

3 жыл бұрын

@@shijutu r/cursedcomments

@chaserred4155

3 жыл бұрын

"I'll take a meat lovers. Hold the cheese and the bread."

@frozenquasar1309

3 жыл бұрын

Extra meat and sauce as well, Make it the also dumb enough to walk to the water. Here's the tip. (Proceeds to Deathroll)

@ismaelmata4651

3 жыл бұрын

Guess what, yo fucking DEAD!

Imagine this guy ordering dinner over the phone: “So what would you like sir?” “Pizza” “What kind?” “Margherita” *screaming

@oliviamariano97

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@mrmobb2961

3 жыл бұрын

" crock clears trote" um yes what sides do you have that go well with a human

@Killerbee_McTitties

3 жыл бұрын

"ok, I'll take a meatlovers as well"

Какая прелестная сладкая девочка😍❤️как можно не любить животных - они просто чудо!

She has the cutest nose.

This guy should have a sign on his house that says "If soliciting, call for Margarita"

@crypticansellot600

3 жыл бұрын

Damn,evil

@sayitaintso0213

3 жыл бұрын

Or “Beware of croc. Trespassers will be bitten. Survivors will be bitten again.” 🤣🤣

@callmeanon307

3 жыл бұрын

"If you want a drink while soliciting say "margarita" "

@usernate5995

3 жыл бұрын

Its not his house. This is her enclosure at saw grass. I met the dude and saw the gator irl

@bjornragnarsson8692

3 жыл бұрын

@@usernate5995 that ain’t no gator dude

I thought she was in the water, but she’s over there being a rock. Golly had this been in the wild I would’ve lost a leg or two.

@Sergio-sh8qv

3 жыл бұрын

Can be worst, yourlife for example?

@ahamster312

3 жыл бұрын

or a whole you

@dubbydub9245

3 жыл бұрын

Or three.

@colek988

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sergio-sh8qv you good bro

@doughboy5858

3 жыл бұрын

If a crocodile bit off your leg you would still die lol the death roll is a crazy finishing move

The way she pops her head up when you call...❤ and then when she just stands there staring at you with those teeth, wonderfully unsettling

Everybody keeps calling Margarita, but no one's asking how Martini is doing.

Guy: *calls out* Margarita: Swims to the other side Guy: Who’s a good girl? Margarita: remains docile Guy: Yes you are... Margarita: (thinking) *One day human... you shall reap your comeuppance for not bringing me my buffet and interrupting my slumber. My ancestors smile upon me... Can you say the same?*

@MFGsoul

3 жыл бұрын

Nice Skyrim quote

@ALFA95C

3 жыл бұрын

Nice spongebob quote

@vanichan6140

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@jakelawliet3584

3 жыл бұрын

@キイキイ your brother says good girl?

@lmontreze

3 жыл бұрын

Hah

Dog owner: "Hey, wanna see a cool trick?" Me: "Yes, sure!" Dog owner: "Margarita, do the Barrel roll!!!"

@freewilldummies1603

3 жыл бұрын

😂😅🤣, your too funny 🤗.

@blackkat2018

3 жыл бұрын

Star fix flashbacks

@thedapperdummy

3 жыл бұрын

Margarita: *does deathroll*

@canonboom165

3 жыл бұрын

@@thedapperdummy *😕!*

@aoaoaonitrix0

3 жыл бұрын

*does a death roll on another pet* Good girl!

Crocodile: I have decided that you are worthy of being my master.

Balls of titanium and that Margarita stopped and probably thought" If you weren't so nice to me I would've eaten you by now"

It’s crazy how as soon as her chin touches the water, she slows herself down to not create too much splash/ripples on the water. Crazy instinct

@thehorse1sbrown

3 жыл бұрын

My exact thoughts. Then followed by "holy shit, this is the scariest monster I've ever seen".

@dalion5976

3 жыл бұрын

Good eye yea that’s pure instinct

@1nceagin

3 жыл бұрын

For something that massive to enter to water with barely a ripple. Damn nature you scary...

@dalion5976

3 жыл бұрын

@@1nceagin indeed also crocs are a lot smarter than people realize there is new studies that indicate they are actually very intelligent in certain aspects for animals, not surprising since they have to study and stalk prey for long periods of time a lot of thinkings goes into that

@firstnamelastname7298

3 жыл бұрын

And how its basically a water assassin. Stealth and power. Combined with tough skin and i forgot to mention a instakill trick wtf

Him: hey do u want something to drink Friend: do u have a margarita? Margareta shows up.

@ginosogoretic2276

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone: *WHY DO I HEAR BOSS MUSIC*

Absolutely Amazing!! Hats off to you. Thank you so much for posting this.

Lmao this reminds me when we petted a Crow and followed us home when i was 8 years old so this crow was our pet for 8 years i named him Aleister , it happens every morning my dad had to open a window so he can come in the house and eat his fruits and fly again till we all are wake up , i remember a time my mom was sick and he went to tell us about her so we knew it before him and went for her pills carrying the little bag to the bed for her , when i was 12 years old he brought a small crow with him so we was amazed he was a father so tried to teach him about us the little crow female gender was called Margarita... 4 years later we noticed Aleister got blind both eyes because got old and we decided take him inside in a big cage like a closet only for him , 3 days later he passed away and we cried.. Her daughter Margarita stopped come visit us like he did all this years.. Im 27 years old now and i keep remembering him as a member of the family..

Guy:- " Margarita, come here mama, youre my good girl. Margarita stares:- " look its time we talk about our relationship.?

@user-vl1vt9pn7y

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@ryanhollstein4164

3 жыл бұрын

Snicker

House burglar breaks in to the backyard “Margarita attack!” Burglar: “Why am I hearing boss music?”

@Sparking_Ram

3 жыл бұрын

Burglar: *Breaks in* Homeowner: "Alexa Intruder alert" The Exits: *Lock* The Alexa: kzread.info/dash/bejne/apmttKSSn67WZJs.html Margarita: *Emerges*

@crackoncat9991

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sparking_Ram oh hello fellow hunter

@Connetification

3 жыл бұрын

Burglar won't hear anything. He will be shredded

@johntitor308

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sparking_Ram I see you're a man of culture as well

@Cyrax4d

3 жыл бұрын

More like “Why is there a demon holding an hourglass?” 🥴

The first “Margarita” and the head popping up and nothing else is hilarious lol

Margarita: You have 3 seconds to tell me what you want and you've already spent 2.

When the croc expected food but you just wanted to say hi Margarita: "my disappointment is so great" Amazing tho that she reacted to your call

@sermole750

3 жыл бұрын

Plagia is not good

@YungCarl10

3 жыл бұрын

Plagia is not good

@creatureofhavoc4401

3 жыл бұрын

Plagia is not good

@blythesprite7096

3 жыл бұрын

Plagia is not good

@vanguardknight0490

3 жыл бұрын

Plagia is not good