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@demigo3465

Жыл бұрын

I love you janes

@alientooth9125

Жыл бұрын

Fart

@Squidwart156

Жыл бұрын

Did you know that Read more…

@duelmaster9706

Жыл бұрын

E

@kaydenbarksdalegaming

Жыл бұрын

Zoran, Chelsea, and James are the best kill counters ever.

I would like to congratulate Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead for having the lowest kill count in the whole series. Well done, ya unappreciated masterpiece

@Nightwing037

Жыл бұрын

Zoran with the highest and lowest kill count scores

@froggyfresh08

Жыл бұрын

It’s also the first ever strawberry pie chart

@Lemmingofdoom

Жыл бұрын

There’s actually a kill count with zero

@froggyfresh08

Жыл бұрын

@@Lemmingofdoom the capture counts?

@RILakeLife88

Жыл бұрын

What was the highest kill count

Love that Zoran gets to cover these creature features he adores! I also love the first 4 Critters films, they’re so much fun despite their flaws haha

@davidkramer117

Жыл бұрын

Then why not make an evolution video on them

@Notdeadmeat2

Жыл бұрын

We don’t speak of critters attack

@jamesbastian2812

Жыл бұрын

Says a channel that says it's not Dead Meat

@TellItAnimated

Жыл бұрын

@@davidkramer117oh believe me, those Crites are on my list!

@TellItAnimated

Жыл бұрын

@@jamesbastian2812I don’t get the joke? Haha 🤔

His face when he goes "that was my wife" is so freaking cute! I love his energy and love every time he shows up in a video and/or hosts one!

@richardcrew417

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, Zoran is awesome

@DarklordKermit77

Жыл бұрын

timestamp?

@anthonyrivera2306

Жыл бұрын

​@@DarklordKermit7711:09

@marymartin2154

8 ай бұрын

It's always fun when Uncle Zoren watches the kids. We get to stay up late, swap spooky stories and in the mornin', we get WAFFLES!

@jmc6327

16 күн бұрын

Don't see the appeal. He's too corny and is way too forced when trying to be funny. I get annoyed when it's a film I like but it's him instead of james. Different tastes, I guess.

I know it’s Zoran’s job to host kill counts when James has to take a leave of absence, but I feel super heartfelt whenever I see Zoran hosting the kill count, it means James gets to take some well spent time for himself and with his family. Zoran has honestly become as lovable and genuine as a host just as much as James. I applaud both of them 👏👏👏

@lowcarbcomedy

Жыл бұрын

🥰

@DBoyCorleone

Жыл бұрын

Agreed. I especially love the "fake ad" bits

@verdellcouncil6616

Жыл бұрын

Yeah Zoran is cool

@Dont_Dead.

Жыл бұрын

Zoran is like that one amazing uncle you have

@mariaquiet6211

Жыл бұрын

He's such a natural fit, I can see why they work together. Similar style but they both own it in their own ways.

"They have weapons" "So what?!" *Gets blown away* "Fuck" God i love this movie

@UltimateGamerCC

Жыл бұрын

me and my sister laughed our asses off at that scene.

@brandongamingtv7545

Жыл бұрын

18:03

@RaptorNX01

Жыл бұрын

part of me wishes the response should have been "that's what, dumbass".

@englishatheart

10 ай бұрын

​@@UltimateGamerCC"Me laughed my ass off at that scene." That's how your sentence reads. It should be "My sister and I laughed our asses off at that scene." To remember, remove the other subject(s) from the sentence and write it as if you are only speaking about yourself.

@marymartin2154

8 ай бұрын

I remember that my younger cousin found me watching that scene and that's how me, in my few years older wisdom, decided to let my younger cousin watch Critters and promptly tell my nana that he "learned the word fxxk!" And I got in trouble for my seven year old cousin learning that word.

Critters is one of my favorite movies of all time. Like _Gremlins_ but even more silly and, in my opinion, hilarious. One of the best creature features ever.

@watershipup7101

Жыл бұрын

Very much agreed.

@Pigeon_bread

Жыл бұрын

Gremlins 2 is sillier and funnier

@Te_Barbell_Bard

Жыл бұрын

Exactly what I’ve been saying for years

@Basketball_is_Life66

Жыл бұрын

Nobody claims this 😅

@dnasty312

Жыл бұрын

CRITE: F***! [rolls away]

Literally love how all the editors are so fed up with Zoran’s shenanigans 😂 Such a fun change in pace, equally as fun as James 🤙🏼

Truly love how unhinged the Zoran kill counts are. James will always be the face of the show. But Zoran is that crazy uncle that just makes family dinners memorable.

@marymartin2154

8 ай бұрын

He's like that fun Uncle who lets the kids watch gory horror movies and stay up late. Or in my case, it was my grandfather doing that.

Zorin lighting up at "That's my wife!" Was everything I ever needed.

@user-se7dj6he3e

10 ай бұрын

i didn't even know the guy had a wife

I swear Zoran must have one of the most interesting personal lives ever alluded too. How does he even know the fricken Kool Aid man? I seriously want an episode of the Dead Meat Podcast to just interview him and his life.

@AlliedX

Жыл бұрын

Next thing I know he'll say he's met a future president or something

Getting the voice of the Kool Aid man for a pants joke is peak Zoran humor.

The Kill Count is James' baby, but I love the sheer chaos that Zoran brings to the show when he hosts. Doors and chairs on the kill count? Why, of course! 😂 Thanks to the entire Dead Meat team for being such good people and making us smile week in and week out.

@MintyPuggo

8 ай бұрын

Zoran is like the crazy uncle

@marymartin2154

8 ай бұрын

He lets us stay up late and read horror comics!

I love that uncle Zoran mentioned Clone Wars and Count Dooku. It’s just the little things that make me happy. Especially a Star Wars nerd hosting the kill count.

@MeltySimone

Жыл бұрын

When I heard “Flip the bitch” in the scudworth voice I legit screamed

@DrWatson4

Жыл бұрын

Hell yeah great episode choice too with Crisis on Naboo. The scene where Dooku is fighting Ventress and the 2 night sisters blind is what I’d go for. “I do not need my eyes to see you jedi” 😎

@DavidRoarty

11 ай бұрын

Corey Burton was the voice of Cad Bane in the Star wars animated shows and his first live-action appearance in some episodes of The Book of Boba Fett too

I may have literally screeched with joy over the Scarlet Pimpernel reference. It’s actually why I watched Critters in the first place because I was fan of the musical and wanted to see what else the cast had been in. So I got to have the joy of my musical theatre fandom connect with my horror fandom. And now it’s all come together with my Dead Meat fandom. This is nirvana.

@galinda91

Жыл бұрын

Also someone else who drink Irn Bru?!?! My god this ven diagram is getting out of hand!

20:19 had me dying

Finally, the moment we've all been waiting for- the highly requested "Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead" Kill Count

@user-se7dj6he3e

10 ай бұрын

it seemed pretty pointless because like the title of the movie says it only had one kill in it: The Babysitter and don't mean to sound heartless or anything but i'm glad ms. struick died she was an evil wretched old hag i mean can you blame me

Tears are falling.. you guys don't understand.. critters was my entire childhood.. thank you zoran and everyone on the crew for making this a dream come true!

@bluefaygox23

Жыл бұрын

That’s what I’m saying, I’ve been wanting James to do it but seeing Zoran do it adds a lil more comedy. Man I love how shitty these movies are. Still good just shitty like most 80’s horror

@biggchillin3109

Жыл бұрын

YESSIR ME AS WELL

@brockbooth630

Жыл бұрын

@@bluefaygox23 That’s the charm😎

@marymartin2154

8 ай бұрын

I'm so glad that I'm not the only one for who Critters was my whole childhood!

I can only imagine how Chelsea and James would manage things without the Dead Meat crew. You really have to give them all a hand for keeping the kill Counts going while they're away. This is a great video and I'm excited for how the series will go from here.

@DerMoerpler

Жыл бұрын

I really like seeing more and more of the team doing small bits on camera. It shines a well-deserved light on them and makes the Dead Meat crew really feel like a horror fan family

@uneconqueambulante2094

Жыл бұрын

@@DerMoerpler Not true at all. James keeps all of them in his basement and barely even feeds them.

17:27 me when I see a cookie:

19:18 THE CLONE HIGH REFERENCE!!!! You have my eternal respect, Zoran. 💯

Zoran, counting kills giving relationship advice and helping lonely people all at the same time, a true hero

@arashi86

Жыл бұрын

And don't forget spreading the gospel of Magic Spoon cereal

Ah yes, a Critters Kill Count 💀 Jokes a side, one of the finest horror movies IMO. I just like the nostalgic feeling it gives.

@andrewblanchard2398

Жыл бұрын

WHY ? I can't stand this guy I was looking forward to the CRITTERS KILL COUNTS that's ruined these kill count videos shouldn't be made without JAMES hosting them

@TheGirlFromNowhere

Жыл бұрын

@@andrewblanchard2398 Cmon don’t be that dramatic💀

@NotTheGrimmReaper

Жыл бұрын

@@andrewblanchard2398 Zoran is amazing...

@davidroarty7192

Жыл бұрын

Gremlins director Joe Dante says this is his favorite because of Chiodo Bros work on this movie

@CSS-Tails_Forever

Жыл бұрын

​​@@andrewblanchard2398 be quiet, Zoran is just as good!

Still hard to believe that at a YMCA overnight lock-in, they showed this film to us little kids. I think half of the audience was passed out in our sleeping bags as they showed it at 4am. But, at that time in the 1980s a majority of my friends had seen all of the Friday the 13th films up to that time and had started watching Nightmare on Elm Street. Critters was small potatoes in terms of scares. Thanks Zoran!

Critters is an unappreciated gem like so many from the 80s. It really goes to show how many of my fav horror films the Chiodo bros were apart of ❤ and also can we point out the shiver Zoran did sounded just like side show bob🤣

18:03 I remember that part and was laughing so hard when the Critter saw his friend get killed and yelled ‘F**K!’ before running away! That scene never gets old! I’m glad that the Critter Franchise is getting a shine now.

@cfrank0414

Жыл бұрын

That part is soo good

@christopherlancaster9635

Жыл бұрын

Laugh my ass off every time

Zoran has this “My wife I have this wife” energy and I’m all here for it

Wait...... ist James there on the HMS Belfast at 16:17? If so, HELL YEAH!!

@DeadMeat

Жыл бұрын

LOVED the Belfast, one of our favorite parts of the trip!

@plokoon1912

Жыл бұрын

@@DeadMeat, that is great! I was the first time in London this year in April and visited her, as a ship nerd it was a dream come true. I am glad you enjoyed it, have a great day/night

Not gonna lie, at first I wasn’t crazy over Zoran…but he has slowly won me over 🤷🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️ You can’t help but love his cheesy/corny commentary! His dad-joke aesthetic meshes well with the gore laden kill counts I live for!

@beeemm2578

Жыл бұрын

Yeah he's hilarious and perfect for a horror themed show. Look back at all of the hosts of horror....every one of them have a big personality or schtick. ..Goran is funny and informative

@user-se7dj6he3e

10 ай бұрын

same but i just wish he didn't do those dumb lame ads during the video

11:20 The look on Zorans face and the absolute pride in his voice is so cute.

His face when he gleefully said "thats my wife" was so warm. Zoran i wish you the best for your marriage.

14:20 oh and is that critter fing that fence cool cool cool 😂

Thank you Zoran for once again doing a series of kooky horror flicks!

@kemorashaadmorgan4322

Жыл бұрын

To be honest with you I wasn't expecting this I'm so use to hearing " I'm james A Jinese and we will be covering today's kill count".

"That was my wife." Whispering like she doesn't know yet. 😂 I love this channel so much.

Tell fiona I said what's up.

Absolutely delightful movie AND Kill Count. Not gonna lie, the zaniness of Zoran has seemed to hit a new high with this one and I am ALL for it. The cuts to other crew members, wild jokes, a random kill count in a kill count, absolutely marvelous!

My favorite part of this movie is the Critter saying "They have weapons!" That, "FUCK!" always cracks me up! 🤣🤣🤣

I will never get tired of seeing Zoran do Kill Counts. He gets a lot of flak, but he's just as good as James and a damn worthy host.

@Levleup

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, I’ve mostly seen support for him

@ShieldCaptainHannah

Жыл бұрын

Personally I don't think he's as good. His delivery needs a lot of work and his jokes often feel forced or need better timing. I tend to just skip any counts he does.

@NotTheGrimmReaper

Жыл бұрын

@@ShieldCaptainHannah To each their own, but Zorans fantastic. I've been watching since 2018 and I love James, but im a huge fan of Zoran. You're missing out.

@joshwhite557

Жыл бұрын

Zoran has his style and James has his and honestly they both work. James will always be the best host but zoran adds variety. Hell I wish Chelsea would do a few here and there cause she was good to.

@tonymata8070

Жыл бұрын

I've been loving this guy since he tackled the Tremors franchise and my favorite James Gunn movie, Slither. ❤

"You f*&^ in a flannel" is my new favorite insult, especially since my previous district manager always wore flannel

"Don't worry Fiona, we'll find you someone" Slowly raises hand... "Never asked you to Zoran." Slowly lowers hand.....

Yes it's finally happening! I've waited a long time hoping that one day Dead Meat would cover the Critters franchise! It's one of my many all time favorite horror franchises! This is truly a blessed day thank you so much for this guys!!!

What I want to know is how Zoran keeps coming up with these nicknames for himself at the beginning and end cause they make me laugh so hard-

@lowcarbcomedy

Жыл бұрын

It's not easy, got a running list so I hopefully don't repeat myself

@DjunisBRE

Жыл бұрын

That's his Serbian genes, a lot of people here have a talent for nicknames

I love Critters so much, I've been waiting for A Kill Count of it. Zoran, you killed it man! James and Chelsea, I hope you're enjoying yourselves, y'all deserve it. The channel is in good hands.

It's so uncanny to me that Zoran says Killer Klowns was the movie that lead to him meeting James, hence him being part of Dead Meat. That was also the movie that got me started watching the channel! That movie makes things happen.

That Monty Python joke in the sponsored segment got me so hard. Well done sir

@lowcarbcomedy

Жыл бұрын

Got those coconuts delivered to us by an unladen swallow

@jaketaller8567

Жыл бұрын

@@lowcarbcomedy What do you mean? African or European swallow?

Critters was a huge part of my childhood, one of the first "scary" movies I ever watched, excited to see it covered!

I want an entire show hosted by that Crite. I'll pay for the throat lozenges.

The Critters Franchise needs a good revival for the big screen. The balding scene of one of the crites in Critters 2 had me bursting to tears of laughter. And thanks for the giggles, Zoran.

I wanna complement you, Zoran, on how amazingly you stepped into the role James filled without it feeling unnatural. I commend you

@lowcarbcomedy

Жыл бұрын

And I want to take that compliment

@damired

Жыл бұрын

@@lowcarbcomedy for real though, you feel really natural in this type of stuff! I would love to see you more!

ok, the critter calling Zoran "you fuck in a flannel" got me laughing so much

Love that Zoran's as equally excited about his wife as James is about Chelsea, i think it's vital to being a kill count host

Okay but the critter doing the numbers is so cute ngl rip lil mans

I can't wait for James to come back, but I have to admit that I'm going to miss Zoran doing the kill counts. They both make it fun to watch in different unique ways ❤

aww zoren saying “that’s my wife!!” Was so cute he seemed so genuinely happy

@lowcarbcomedy

Жыл бұрын

I am

@endlessness

Жыл бұрын

@@lowcarbcomedy Hell yeah dude

I loved this movie growing up. It's incredible how a movie that should be a forgettable B movie has such great acting, mese en scene, and effects. This movie was ten times better than it deserved to be.

I love the part where Zoran counts a chair and a door on the count

@lowcarbcomedy

Жыл бұрын

Gotta play with the format and these Bounty hunters that can't hit a critters for the life of them

@johnreed3405

Жыл бұрын

@@lowcarbcomedy They went to the Stormtrooper Academy and got top marks in proficiency.

@benjamine.blackwell4452

Жыл бұрын

When it cuts to editor Josh, he is watching the opening of Evil Dead Rise on his tablet

@KaishaLouise

Жыл бұрын

Ah yes the Property Destruction and Damages Count, tallying up all the damage related xpenses incurred over the course of movies everywhere

@officialADMF

Жыл бұрын

@@lowcarbcomedy missed the opportunity to counted the house too

The Clone High reference got a chuckle. Also I think I might need to see this movie now.

Zoran was definitely a great addition alongside The Great Father James

Thank you for all your hard work, Dead Meat team. I am having a tough time after the loss of my 11 year old dog. This video is a great watch so far, love all of Zoran's jokes.

@lowcarbcomedy

Жыл бұрын

Very sorry to hear about your loss, but glad my jokes can put a smile on your face in the tough times.

@patrickspalding8045

Жыл бұрын

Sorry to hear about your dog. I lost one of mine about a month ago. Some prick hit her and then disrespected my wife when she confronted him. He was high and driving without a license. He went to the hospital that night and I got arrested for the first time ever

Love "Power of the Night"!!! Critters, a franchise that I still watch to this day, but I typically stop at #3.

Ah man Billy Zane. Now I am hoping for a future kill count of Demon Knight. Zane is so fun in that. Also has some good kills.

Dee Wallace is a national treasure, ... And Zoran is well on its way to become one.

Thank you Zoran and James. Your persistent positivity is infectious, and the obvious joy you get from doing this shines through every time. We really appreciate all the work you guys put into these videos!

another extremely good kill count from zoran also i can't get over how happy he looks when he says "that was my wife" lol

Thanks so much for covering this one! This was both of my sisters’ favorite movie growing up and holds a special place in my heart.

My favorite part of Critters. Two of them on the front porch. Talking to each with subtitles. “They have weapons” “So what” one gets blown away by a shotgun & the one still left screams an f-bomb

Been waiting for this series for so long, I am so happy!!!

Gotta love Zoran sneaking his own kill count into this. Lol

Zoran saying “that’s my wife” was really wholesome

@lowcarbcomedy

Жыл бұрын

I'm just so excited to be married to such an amazing lady!

@Zodiac638

Жыл бұрын

@@lowcarbcomedy well she must be very lucky then

This episode was awesome, well done, Zoran and the whole team :)! I love the little references and cameos that you put in plus this movie looks really fun

I absolutely adore James but Zoran is also a lot of fun and I always look forward to him being our substitute teacher. Creature? Anyway, this was fun! 💖

10:50 - and the award for best death description joke goes to... THAT 😂😂😂

Zoran hosting feels like that cool uncle showing you the stuff your parents won't, great stuff as always!!!

I don't know how many other people have stepped in for James but he's the best. Easy. Jett Jackson??? That's a throwback fr!!

Honestly, Zoran fits right in as a kill count host

The more I watch these videos the more I realize that James and Zoran just seem like people I would love to to hangout with.

I love how easily Zoran is able to do these Kill Counts and how natural it feels.

You have covered my two favorite franchises so far man! Tremors and Critters! This awesome man, thank you!

Wasn’t a fan of the Zoran episodes in his early days but damn this sold him for me. one of the best DMs ever, good stuff you wholesome cute man

I used to be TERRIFIED of critters my cousins used to scare me about this but now I LOVE this movie 😂😂

Any time someone mentions Don't Tell Mom, I smile inside. Another banger, love Critters! Much love to the Dead Meat family💜

@Jessidafennecfox

Жыл бұрын

I swear few know how awesome that film is.

22:13 no quick shot of Matilda? How criminal.

I *adore* Terrence Mann's Rum Tum Tugger. He brings such fun energy and flair to the character.

Zoran, your facial acting never ceases to impress, I swear. So damn expressive!

It would be AWESOME 😎 to see if Zoran could "get away" with making a Brave Little Toaster kill count. That movie 🎥 has some pretty freaky scenes for a children's movie.

@user-se7dj6he3e

10 ай бұрын

the brave little toaster is a 1987 animated disney movie it's not a horror movie even though it had some pretty freaky scenes for a children's movie it had a zero kill count i know this because i watched it and i think i watched it a few times

I’ve been waiting for this one, TURN IT UPPPP!!!!

This was the very first series of horror movies i watched. Right before tremors ! You guys are blasting me with nostalgia keep up the great work!

I hope James is doing good with everything that’s been going on. He’s never failed to make me smile. Much love and more success in the future James ❤️

@petergriffin8550

Жыл бұрын

What happened?

@tel780

Жыл бұрын

​@@petergriffin8550I think his dad passed away

critters was literally my childhood, im super sick right now but i screamed when i got this notification! im so excited

I come back every Friday hopping James is back

Ok I love the Monty Python bit in the sponsor honestly, love when old comedy legends gets put into skits like these

My phone may be on 36% but that is not stopping me from literally watching this premium content! Kill count has always been one of my go to sources of all things, paranormal and spooky, and I just kind a really like the content of the channel whether that be podcast or actual kill counts like this!

IRN-BRU!!!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤤

That Clone High reference. Chefs kiss.

28:27 Well at lease we know where the Critter from the Gremlins 2 kill count ended up

I think me and perhaps a lot of people were introduced to Critters thanks to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, where Raphael saw Critters and went "Ah man...where do they come up with this stuff?!"

Zoran, you're like the substitute teacher that the students have grown to love! ♥♥♥

Is this the first ever kill count double feature? Both critters and dont tell mom the babysitters dead kill count in 1 video? Amazing job zoran! Working double time for us!

I’m so happy right now Ps. If you guys do Ghoulies, I nominate Zoran to do the 3rd movie, while James does the rest

Heyyyy, glad to see Zoran back! Will be watching these Critter vids definitely.