.."that I can relate to, no one want a stank butt" 🤣 Bruce you a total ninja lol

@alexisaguirre6349

Жыл бұрын

LMAO 🤣🤣 no way he said this bruh hahaha

@kimmieh8419

Ай бұрын

When he said "that's pretty universal" I almost died! His facial expressions along with it too have me 💀

When Bruce breaks down rap videos/ lyrics, it is solid gold, 100% 😂

@fluermor..

Жыл бұрын

It really is epic 😂😂

@sash7831

Жыл бұрын

Nobody likes a stank butt. That’s universal 😂

@juliemiller6966

Жыл бұрын

I am literally crying the whole way through 😂😂😂😂😂

@alyssacolver4328

Жыл бұрын

His timing on the pauses makes it even better 😂

@shirleycollins2296

Жыл бұрын

It really is! 😂 And I love it!!!

Bruce breaking down lyrics needs to be a Weekly thing. Holy Moly, that "stank-butt" breakdown was so serious and hilarious.

@mikeaudio

Жыл бұрын

I died laughing when he said “Now that…..that I can relate to. Nobody wants a stank butt…that’s universal” 😂

@menacenameddrako2227

Жыл бұрын

motherfucker said holy moly💀

@MrSabioDice

Жыл бұрын

Weekly minimum 😂🤣

@kimmieh8419

Ай бұрын

@@mikeaudio That's what put me over the edge! I actually snort laughed!😂😂

😂😂😂The way bruce be reading the lyrics

@DrunkComments

Жыл бұрын

The way bruce calls eating tasty pussy "discriminating" lol "He knows what he wants"

@triple_gem_shining

Жыл бұрын

💯

@jamess3241

Жыл бұрын

Haha yeah I love it when he says da in place of the

@jamess3241

Жыл бұрын

I'm not good at editing, but someone should do an edit and make the beat play behind Bruce reading the lyrics. I would jam that song everywhere I went

@fluermor..

Жыл бұрын

I can’t cope 😭😂😂

“ i’ll throw my whole career away, pass the Glock” is CRAZY😂😂

I thought I loved Bruce Rivers but this video by far exceeds what I thought. Bruce is my literal favorite. Bruce knows the law but he don’t like no stank butts and he’s not with the bbls.😂 I’ve laughed so much wow. These men ain’t got shit on Bruce Rivers 💁🏽‍♀️

@Alexredbluegreen

Жыл бұрын

Only 8 thongs? That's a no go from big bruce

@that.one.girl.melly.

Жыл бұрын

@@Alexredbluegreen 🤣😂

@LucaniaTheGreat

Жыл бұрын

make sure you zip it up after your done.

@SuperNuclearUnicorn

Жыл бұрын

Blicky Bruce knows what he's about, and Michael Rivers is clearly in touch with the culture if he's telling his old man to react to all this shit I can only hope to be as cool as Bruce is when I'm his age

@user-uu1hv8nv6i

Жыл бұрын

He so evil Bruce

man we need you to do every song he got!! I haven't cried laughing this hard in a long time. Thank you

He's pretty discriminatory. If he likes it..if it's good, and smells good, he'll eat it. 🤣🤣🤣Maaaan, listen, this dude cracks me up 🤣🤣🤣

@scharpmeister

Жыл бұрын

“What i think he means is that he can have intercourse without a condom…and the other one will clean it”🤣

@Danny-bk5ss

11 ай бұрын

😭😭😭😭😭😭cryingg

@MrARhodes

11 ай бұрын

🤣⚰️☠️

@kimmieh8419

Ай бұрын

Seriously! 😂💀

“I’m not with the BBLs” bruce could have been a comedian but the court room needed him 😂😂😂

@DJ_Hxpe

3 ай бұрын

real shit😂😂

I feel like I walked in on a father and son having a contest of who can make the other one the most uncomfortable without flinching 😂

@user-uu1hv8nv6i

Жыл бұрын

I don't like people 😂

Watching this intelligent, articulate man in his beautifully tailored suit break down lyrics is absolute entertainment

@kimmieh8419

Ай бұрын

FACTS! 😂😂

LOL Bruce is a multi-dimensional man. Watching through your videos back-to-back is a trip. You cover a wide variety of content/cases, and you cover every one of them so well.

@danparish1344

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, he seems like such a competent, well rounded man.

@8731Cordova

11 ай бұрын

Also Street Certified 💯🚭💹

@kimmieh8419

Ай бұрын

I just found him the other day, so I'm having a blast binge watching his videos! Seriously haven't laughed this hard in a long time, and I needed it!🤣😂

Lol I love it when Bruce breaks down the lyrics . Shit is so funny !

"Let's saaaaay, you get charge with pirating Rio's music and you're sitting in you're sitting in you're mother's basement basement because you got got CHEETO STAINED UNDEREAR and you REALLY DONT GET OUT MUCH and now you're being SUED.. well now you need a LAWYER."... LMAO MY GOD BRUCE WITH THE ESIGN!!!! lol I'm in tears

@woman0113

Жыл бұрын

Not the CHEETO STAINS 😂 I love thing channel

@kimmieh8419

Ай бұрын

His theme song is great, too! I have to find out the details on that. Like who wrote it for him, who sings it. Anyone know?

He may have made 200k in eight months, but he'll be spending it all on Bruce Rivers, the criminal lawyer.

When he talks about serving white people and Bruce says it actually is kinda catchy… I cried 🤣 hahaha

Bruce, your reactions are classic af! I was laughing my ass off. Keep up the good work. 🤘🏽

Loved this lyric breakdown Bruce! I needed a good Monday morning laugh! 😂😂

Yes Bruce we honestly need more song reactions!!!

I wouldn’t have gave this song a second thought but it’s hilarious when you lay it out. I kinda feel him on some of it too. Fast ejaculation is a tough problem to deal with 🤨

@Dvlly99

Жыл бұрын

Imagine getting addicted to Percocet due to fast ejaculation issues lol

@Zei33

Жыл бұрын

@@Dvlly99 lol I can see it. That feeling of inadequacy when you’re talking about sex is a powerful motivator.

@franchiserob

Жыл бұрын

@@Dvlly99 he been on percs bro😭😭

@CodeineAbdulJabbar

Жыл бұрын

You will never cum off of opiates. But it’s also difficult to stay erect

@CodeineAbdulJabbar

Жыл бұрын

You will never cum off of opiates. But it’s also difficult to stay erect

In Bruce rivers we trust

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard at one of your videos before. 😂

@spnn4s106

Жыл бұрын

I'm over here in my cube just rolling and hollering

@roamingirl

Жыл бұрын

Same❤

Im cackling, cant breath done! 😄 😂😅 I love these reactions Bruce!!❤

What a treat, such a good time laughing 😂 Thanks Micheal and Bruce xo

Rio spits shock value rap, it’s prevalent/rooted in Detroit from from Eminem/D12 to Insane Clown Posse it seems like it’d be easier to prove this is art than the average drill rapper

@ice8erg

Жыл бұрын

Rio from Flint

@MikeMulahMusic

Жыл бұрын

Yea as long as he don’t mention names or describe a crime perfectly

@jemmyneutron7934

Жыл бұрын

That style of rap is called “Shit Talking”

@imamfproblem1320

Жыл бұрын

Luke wi stop it bro he front flint he fucked with D12 Im sure but he fucked with blade ice wood more i bet

@mrj5695

Жыл бұрын

Flint spice talk

Thank you for making my Monday morning 😂😂 please do more of these videos

Have enjoyed your show… first one I've watched this type… rap translation… I was crying on the floor by the time you were done… went back 5 times… omg!

Thank you for breaking this down. I love it great content as usual’s

That was an extremely articulate breakdown of a melodic piece of art. This young man is truly a lyrical genius! And yes! No one wants a stink butt! Thanks so much Bruce! 😘🛼🛼

@PlatinumHustle

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤦🏾‍♂️

Bruce, you're the best! You're a gentleman, classy, and a top notch attorney. Hearing you speak these lyrics is priceless! Thank you!!

@kimmieh8419

Ай бұрын

Agreed! 💯

I needed this 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

Yes more rio! His lyrics are always gold 😂

Bruce u my man. I'm 61 n the way you broke this down u have the knowledge n wisdom to understand. YOUR A DOWN TO EARTH MAN. 👍💯 I listen to some of rio when g-son asks to listen to his rap songs from corrections n the language I just can not grasp it.👏👏 Hats off to you. 🍾🥂💐👼❤🙏🙊🙊Milwaukee Wisconsin When rio mention greenfld on Greenfield in Milwaukee here that be everything going on..

YES I’ve been listening to this song and out of nowhere BRUCE reacts to it 🤣. I love this guy

I LOVED this breakdown....!!!! Bruce, keep going....!!!! Got to laugh with you on some great music i really enjoy, and I'm from Jersey!

Bruce breaking down lyrics is truly epic.😅😂

Lmfaooo 💀 omg, I had no idea Bruce did rap lyric breakdowns & he did NOT disappoint. This is the content I didn’t know I needed in my life. 😂 Bruce giggling over the stank butt line 7:03 ✋😭 pleassse, got me wheezing. 😂🤣

@585grizzley

Жыл бұрын

Haha yea that was his niche before the Amber Heard-Johnny Depp trial lol. I’m glad he’s slowly going back to breaking down rap songs .

@johnwerner69

Жыл бұрын

he has reacted to some real cruel songs already

I love his content and comments, especially the Esign lead in.

Yes the break down was perfect loved it!

Been following you since your first Melly video. Michigan native right up the street from Flint. To see you react to Rio is amazing 😂 it’s a Flint MI thing, they call it “Shit Talkin.” Just a bunch of stuff that rhymes and sounds funny 😂 please keep the Flint people comin. I love it 🖤

@alyariel9713

Жыл бұрын

Hey fellow Flintstone!!

@GRACE4LYFE

Жыл бұрын

Flintstone here also#810

@X_PaimoN_x

Жыл бұрын

@@GRACE4LYFE 810 to 989 🔥🖤

That 8 tongues lines got em....

@roamingirl

Жыл бұрын

Definitely. 😂

These are some of the best vids on youtube, I love hearing this dude break down trap lyrics lol

Bruce (and Content Genius ) what a wide range of talent.....🤣 u guys display !!!! More please...

Bruce Rivers is the real G. Mad respect

BRUCE LOVES THIS

Love these. FREERIO

More Rio!! Your breakdown of his music is the best thing on KZread right now.

Bruce, everyday as I learn a mature as a person, I appreciate and understand what you're doing with this channel further. Your serving as a role model to people, such as myself but many others as well, who grew up in a bad environment without a Dad, or somebody fulfilling a similar role, taking the time to explain to the young ones whatever they need to achieve success and security in their lives. The knowledge you share is invaluable, and using the patreon money for bail, well let's hope no one jumps it but that is f****** awesome man. You're provided a great service here. Thank you. What I have learned from you, others learn as well, it is not a small thing.

@user-uu1hv8nv6i

Жыл бұрын

He so edgy l agree with you on this

@rhondawileman1466

Жыл бұрын

Well said 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 All the best to you and your loved ones! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Hats off to your tailor, Bud, you are positively _rockin_ all these looks 💥🤜🤛

My favorite Lawyer Favorite Musical Artist

4:26 - had me dying laughing LOL 😂

@ATATURKdusmanlarininAMK_NJ

Жыл бұрын

Lollll

@kimmieh8419

Ай бұрын

IKR!, 😂💀

i’d pay some good money to see bruce react to more detroit artists 😭

This was HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂 We love you, Bruce!

Hahaha... That entire video by Rio could be considered a crime...! Love you, man! You da best!

This is amazing 😂❤

The way he was amazed with the “throw my life away” bar 😭😭 this dude like 20 years older than me but be sayin the most relatable stuff I thought the same shit

Bruce you are the man !

I soooooooo needed this laugh this morning! Definitely one of my fav CLR videos thus far!✌️❤️🙏🎶

@spnn4s106

Жыл бұрын

Bruce explains the rap lyrics for white ppl. OMG! Hilarious

@br8kadawn

Жыл бұрын

@SPNN4 S pull up a clip of the 1980 movie "Airplane" with the search criteria "I speak jive". The older woman is Barbara Billingsley who played the mother on "Leave it to Beaver". Enjoy! 🤣✌️❤️🙏✈️

@spnn4s106

Жыл бұрын

@@br8kadawn Yes I know. I've seen it a few times 🙂 Crazy

Bruce and micheal bringing the best, unique content on the tube. 😂❤

I’m so proud to have come here from no jumper back in the day and see how far you guys have grown 💯🎉

That fact that Bruce is so accurate 😂

The cherry on top is Bruce’s signature giggle punctuating his commentary. 🗣️🍒🤭

Holy f*ck...! THAT'S the funniest thing I've seen all day...! 😂😂😂

The fact this your 2nd rio reaction.. u just mite be the g.o.a.t💯. #freerio

Yesss do more

More of this please!! 😆

GOTTA LOVE YA BRUCE

Bruce is literally the lawyer you NEED when you get into trouble

we need more of the rio videos these funny asf

Bruce makes me laugh every video but today 😂😂😂 omg extra giggles... rap lyric videos are ALWAYS FUNNY... and really should become a weekly thing at least 😂😂 ❤🇦🇺🤘🙃❤️‍🔥🤣

"Cheeto stained underwear"... LMAO Love your reading and interpretations of the lyrics Bruce! Your literal interpretations are hysterical and I love that You can relate to "not wanting to sleep with a stank-ass"

"He's really discriminating" shit had me dead 🤣

@Shifosama

Жыл бұрын

yooo i really read this sht right when he said it 😂😂😂😂

@kimmieh8419

Ай бұрын

This whole video had me cracking up! It's only 10 minutes long and it took me 20 because I kept rewinding and laughing! 🤣😂💀

Really enjoy your content Bruce. You make your suits look good!

This video has brought me more joy in 7 mins than I've had in the last 7 weeks.

These videos of yours are gold!! The bits of wisdom i walk away with are priceless, keep em coming Mr Rivers!!

We need MORE Rio reactions !!!!!

Very informational thanks

your videos are priceless. Thank you for the free game on what not to do to snitch on yourself. Free Knowledge.

Exactly how I be listening to Rio 😂😂 gotta let out a few chuckles

I laughed so hard listening to you breakdown the lyrics 😂😂😂 I'm dying! 😭

@user-uu1hv8nv6i

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

CLASSIC!!

"If she only has 8 pairs of underpants, that would be an issue for me..." Good God Bruce... You a very funny man! Total deal breaker, hey? 😅😅😅

@heidicakes1165

Жыл бұрын

I was laughing so hard! 🤣

Never have I laughed so hard at one of your videos (which makes perfect sense, of course). Omg I love it

THIS IS GOLDDDDDDDDDDDD

4:27 😂 omg Bruce your delivery is hilarious

Yo this one was 🔥

I wonder which of these songs end up in Bruce’s playlist😂

bro bruce kind of a legend bet he slayed in college

This dude is TRULY funny. Translating lyrics out his mouth He’s no dummy…. Str8 money… Sticky like Sue Bee Honey..

Bruce Rivers is Legend..... Translating the lyrics on this rap is hilarious!!

Rio and Bruce is a classic every time

I love when he reacts to rio😂🔥

Got me Crying Do More Rio Reactions 🤣🤣🤣

This is hilarious buddy keep these type of videos coming lol

Bruce u made my day 😂😂

I love this guy.

Finally u did a reaction to someone from my city! Flint town in dis bihhh.

Bruce is hilarious with these reactions lmao

Dude, I can not stop laughing! Savage! 😂

Haha more of these lyric breakdowns please