You never cease to amaze, entertain and educate me with the vast variety of videos ! Thanks so much for all you do *smiles warmly*

They weighed her against a duck. Because ducks float. But what also floats? Very small rocks! Need I say more?!?

@lovey9286

10 ай бұрын

Rocks float???

@cherylreznor181

10 ай бұрын

It's from the holy grail

Love this history in a nutshell.

@jimmya486

Жыл бұрын

🙄

Witch Scene from the Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie script: CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch! VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch, might we burn her? CROWD: Burn her! Burn! BEDEMIR: How do you know she is a witch? VILLAGER #2: She looks like one. BEDEMIR: Bring her forward. WITCH: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch. BEDEMIR: But you are dressed as one. WITCH: They dressed me up like this. CROWD: No, we didn't... no. WITCH: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one. BEDEMIR: Well? VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose. BEDEMIR: The nose? VILLAGER #1: And the hat -- but she is a witch! CROWD: Burn her! Witch! Witch! Burn her! BEDEMIR: Did you dress her up like this? CROWD: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit. VILLAGER #1: She has got a wart. BEDEMIR: What makes you think she is a witch? VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt. BEDEMIR: A newt? VILLAGER #3: I got better. VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway! CROWD: Burn! Burn her! BEDEMIR: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. CROWD: Are there? What are they? BEDEMIR: Tell me, what do you do with witches? VILLAGER #2: Burn! CROWD: Burn, burn them up! BEDEMIR: And what do you burn apart from witches? VILLAGER #1: More witches! VILLAGER #2: Wood! BEDEMIR: So, why do witches burn? [pause] VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...? BEDEMIR: Good! CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah... BEDEMIR: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood? VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her. BEDEMIR: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone? VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah. BEDEMIR: Does wood sink in water? VILLAGER #1: No, no. VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats! VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond! CROWD: The pond! BEDEMIR: What also floats in water? VILLAGER #1: Bread! VILLAGER #2: Apples! VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks! VILLAGER #1: Cider! VILLAGER #2: Great gravy! VILLAGER #1: Cherries! VILLAGER #2: Mud! VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches! VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead! ARTHUR: A duck. CROWD: Oooh. BEDEMIR: Exactly! So, logically..., VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood. BEDEMIR: And therefore--? VILLAGER #1: A witch! CROWD: A witch! BEDEMIR: We shall use my larger scales! [yelling] BEDEMIR: Right, remove the supports! [whop] [creak] CROWD: A witch! A witch! WITCH: It's a fair cop. CROWD: Burn her! Burn! [yelling] BEDEMIR: Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science? ARTHUR: I am Arthur, King of the Britons. BEDEMIR: My liege! ARTHUR: Good Sir knight, will you come with me to Camelot, and join us at the Round Table? BEDEMIR: My liege! I would be honored. ARTHUR: What is your name? BEDEMIR: Bedemir, my leige. ARTHUR: Then I dub you Sir Bedemir, Knight of the Round Table. *Citation link won't copy without this comment getting deleted

@hollyterry6843

Жыл бұрын

She turned me into a newt, I got better

@floridaboiwoody

Жыл бұрын

Best movie dialogue ever.

Same as today! If you're poor, you're crazy and if you're rich, you're eccentric!

I really love your content as a History teacher. I’m going to look at your videos if you have anything on the Salem Witch Trials. If you do, hope it’s clean for me to show to my middle school students!

Someone on the council didn't like her closeness and influence on the king. So they told the priest to lie and he would get a quick death. I don't have proof, but that's what makes sense to me.

A wealthy Russian oligarch behaving selfishly while Russians suffer, a king or queen behaving in an equivalently calloused, indifferent manner, what's the difference, other than the passage of time?

This was very good. I am disappointed you didn't include Nostradamus and Catherine the Great of France. You can do an whole segment on those two. It is ironic some of his prophesies did come true like Henry II of France dying in a jousting match and that he correctly prophesied Catherine's 4 sons would be kings but she would outlive them. He was accurate near his time period but the farther he tried to see into" the future the less accurate he was. It didn't help he wrote in 4 languages. Have you ever did one on Casanova? Basically, he did try to tell the truth, as his memory allowed as later research seemed to prove. Have you already done some on the biggest scams in history? That may take two or three segments.

Appreciate how clean you keep it

Great episode! ❤️👍

Just how do you KNOW these things? This is astonishing and I live here! Thank you.

Fascinating, but very sad. Please talk about John Dee in a new video!

I love your channel. Cool stuff to learn & you have an amazing voice.

I would like to ask if you can redo this video WITHOUT music in the background. It makes it very hard for me to focus.. please,if you don't mind,I'd love to actually watch this and be able to comprehend what you're teaching us....

What's with all the necromancy. that's just so strange.

@lukaskahan3500

Жыл бұрын

Necromancy is the art of reanimating the dead, in witch law necromancy is forbidden because you are disturbing the dead and because to bring back a life u must take away one so it involves murder of the innocent, it was used many atimes in the Dark Ages because it helped cause scandals and rumours

Alchemists do exsist today.......it's a very interesting subject actually lol

Cool. Do you guys know about the aweysha? Schwerpunkt made a video about Gustav Meyrink's Valpurgisnacht that is closely related about this, especially the plot of Polissena

@nicholasmason1769

Жыл бұрын

Can u send link?

I have a big fascination for alchemy

Medieval and renaissance royalty. The kings and queens of double standards!

Same as it ever was.

Not much has changed in politics, I see. Only the accusations they use to destroy political enemies.

My great grandma was in WWII. She told me she stepped off a landing craft on to a soft granular beach that we later found out was volcanic ash on iwo jima but she traversed it well. Then she made it to the hedge rows and she started FuQiN sume lil Ninja's 🥋 up with a band a leer & nunchucks

I had a good stepmother.

🏴‍☠️☠️💎🦯WICKED😎💙☠️🏴‍☠️!

I hate witches!!!😬

I prefer hedge witches. They're much better people.

@lukaskahan3500

Жыл бұрын

Do not mistake hedge witches for being friendly, get on their bad side and they will show you what happens to fools who dare anger a witch especially in her home

@lukaskahan3500

11 ай бұрын

@@rosmeris by implying they are better people is nonsense, I am simply stating that hedge witches are friendly but get on their bad side, trust me you'd be lucky if u survived

Another cracker! Keep it up, lads!

Yes, a duck. 😂😂😂😂😂

@kyledai8458

Жыл бұрын

I got better

@dswofford22

Жыл бұрын

I typed this with a carrot.

@yef122

Жыл бұрын

She turned me into a newt 😂

@jaystreet46

Жыл бұрын

Well a duck does float, so you can’t fault the logic

Haha

@jaredevildog6343

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha

"Warlock": derogatory term for witch. (Devil , Dark Magic)👹💀☠️🧙🌠🌙

@lukaskahan3500

Жыл бұрын

Witch is a title for someone that practices witchcraft, warlock is the medieval term for a male practioner, but it also meant someone that was a chieftain or leader in war, the term witch is derogatory because it accused innocent women of witchcraft to cause fear, the term witch is invented by Christianity as well as witchcraft, we witches use the term because we don't look at it as a slur anymore, but we are still sorcerous and sorcery is our witchcraft

@macylouwho1187

11 ай бұрын

It translates to “oath breaker”, usually a term for a male witch who has broken his oath. It’s a derogatory term. People still use it for themselves regardless if they want to though. Probably because it sounds cool 😂

Weirdly, astrophysics is proving that there is moe to Astrology than superstition. Quantum Physics is proving Magic, while the mysterious effects of magnetism are finally being somewhat understood by science. (Anton Petrov) Weird History is proving the rediculous fears men have over the effects of females on the male Psykos and the world stage., as in the charisma and passion of Joan of Arc. Christianity, the enemy of women around the world, persists in the English mind to this day, as tarot-consulting housewives blame the infamous Meghan Markle of using Witchcraft to ensnare Prince Harry! In this recent, soon to be a historical blip, Doria, Megan's mother practices voodoo with her daughter to destroy the BRF. Doria belongs to the Self Realization Fellowship, which being known for yoga and meditation, is seen by Christian Europe as non-conformingly un-Christian, ergo, Witchcraft! SRF was founded by Paramahasa Yogananda, a guru who taught in the Wester world, hoping to lead Westerners to Spiritual Enlightenment, and so of course must be Satanic! Jesus is rolling in his heavenly grave, singinging "Let It Be". You just cannot make this stuff up!

@KingofgraceSARA

7 ай бұрын

Even your knee will bow and your tongue will confess Jesus Christ as Lord.😂

Huh. Im fourth

@jaredevildog6343

Жыл бұрын

Lol ! Love your name and picture 😀