their son would be lucky enough to see his own origin story

@GAMEDESKY

5 ай бұрын

Lmao

@SageOfTruth1111

5 ай бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣😂

@JAM_FRIO

4 ай бұрын

Are you sure it was sticking in that place that you were thinking?

@dano1307

4 ай бұрын

Thought the same lol

@KingAlphaOmega

4 ай бұрын

He's probably sent to orphanage

You couldn’t beat the smile off that guy’s face.

@kylen6430

4 ай бұрын

She could though

@nelsonc3952

4 ай бұрын

hilarious

@ericdavis4522

4 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Now imagine the kid asking "Mom, dad, why did you name me Eve? " 😂

@crosstudio

4 ай бұрын

that was a good one!

@johnpaulnatividad

2 ай бұрын

He is asking why he was named Eve

@ijoinedthedarkside333

2 ай бұрын

​@@johnpaulnatividad *she is asking why she was named eve

@topcat43truffles15

Ай бұрын

Good question Eve, let’s go to the videotape…..🤣

Imagine getting this in your Recommended videos on KZread and then seeing it’s your Mom and Dad 😀

@willo7734

Ай бұрын

lol…. it might be worse if you saw this and it was your mom and your uncle

@thebestplayerdead956

Ай бұрын

Bruh imagine that’s your daughter

@tombaker8481

14 күн бұрын

Or your WIFE and some dude(s)....then she starts being super nice and telling you you're going to be a father...and then she tells you one out of a million babies can be born black to two white people...and then the judge turns out to be the type of woman who thinks all you've earned is hers....then you're living in a junk studio watching some guys ugly kid who your ex-wife SAYS is yours while she's out every night trying to make another one...driving the newer car you bought for the two of you......I have to go!

That's what you call a "Happy Ending New Year" right there.

@ghost____1

4 ай бұрын

😂

THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL STARTING THE NEW YEAR WITH A BANG!!!!!!

@deshraj.insta.

3 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@skelletorjo3227

Ай бұрын

Hahaha. Nice one.

Watch her face grimace and hands gripping that railing 😂

@Heck2DaHole

4 ай бұрын

Yeah I thought they were doing it for a sec too 😂

@ThePeacePlant

2 ай бұрын

​@@Heck2DaHole I think they were actually

@strammerdetlef

2 ай бұрын

Same ​@@ThePeacePlant

@PuerRidcully

2 ай бұрын

@@ThePeacePlantNah, no way. There's a kid next to them.

@natalie6117

2 ай бұрын

@@PuerRidcullythat don’t mean jack 😂😂

I wasn’t sure if they were just being happy or making happy “memories”. Also, that announcer’s dress is really nice.

@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259

4 ай бұрын

Yeah it's cool

@redrevolution8163

4 ай бұрын

presenter is beautiful too

@kimi9572

3 ай бұрын

@@redrevolution8163lucy Hale

@PotionsMaster666

2 ай бұрын

Bro I didn't even look at the announcer ☠️

@natalie6117

2 ай бұрын

@@PotionsMaster666same 💀 didn’t realize it was Lucy Hale till the anchor said “thank you Lucy “

10 years later their child finds this clip

0:25 hit hard when she said..😂

I sincerely hope they’re still together.

@mannyechaluce3814

4 ай бұрын

very slim chance, if you look at historical data of such behavior

@aaronroberts8601

4 ай бұрын

Why do you give a shit?

@vqbl795

4 ай бұрын

​@@mannyechaluce3814 Yeah. Honestly giving "experimental"/ "crazy experiences" partners kind of phase.

@BillyraycyrusIII

4 ай бұрын

Together? That could have been just another easy bimbo you meet at festivals. Probably doesn't even know her name.

@persistentlypathetic6820

4 ай бұрын

​@@vqbl795 Not to mention most relationships don't work out anyway.. even the normal ones.

Shoutout to all the September babies

@JeffarryLounder

12 күн бұрын

That's me!

She is enjoying that ride !!!!

@Richardo004

2 ай бұрын

While there are children next to them. Fkn creeps

@catcat9582

Ай бұрын

Ik idk why more people aren't appalled

@Chilly_1

Ай бұрын

​@@Richardo004it doesnt look like theyre having sex

Clearly, happiness is insider her. 😆

@LibertyDino

Ай бұрын

My mind read that in a French accent

The cameraman knows what he's doing

Only thing I can think otherwise is that they both are rolling

@brpadington

4 ай бұрын

That's what it looks like to me.

@therideneverends1697

4 ай бұрын

@@brpadington Why not both?

@stephenhughes5156

4 ай бұрын

Or just really loving the music. I mean they are front row so must be huge fans.

@brpadington

4 ай бұрын

@stephenhughes5156 that dude is high as balls.

@zninebiggs4911

4 ай бұрын

They banging bruh 😂

0:10 ''there's so much going on down here'' indeed.. indeed

@AlexandreG

5 жыл бұрын

Poor women didn't knew half of it...

Just seen this on tiktok, dang im good a finding stuff

@giovanaricardo9312

3 жыл бұрын

"Now look this:"

@SarahNicole0909

3 жыл бұрын

Same 😂

@alexsoto4095

3 жыл бұрын

Same lol 😂

@blueberry3210

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@-bxngtxn.7661

3 жыл бұрын

Same

0:24 the girl in glasses at the left side…. Too stunned to speak

Shes playing Hide the Salami Extremely well.

@natalie6117

2 ай бұрын

Wtf is that?

@Mr_SaDdd

2 ай бұрын

They're fcking on the front row

This happening right beside kids is wild

@vqbl795

4 ай бұрын

And people wonder why concerts and cramped public events smell like all sorts of human odor... It's more than just sweat and piss you're smelling, folks. 😬 🤢

@crosstudio

4 ай бұрын

Where was Lauren Boebert?

@TomSebastien

4 ай бұрын

​@@vqbl795 outdoor concert is disgusting, smell like a dead rat in sewer azz and the no 1 week bath of a mf

@feyrie

2 ай бұрын

That’s why I think they’re just high/drunk. And there isn’t anything going on. Otherwise the kids will be looking really weirded out (esp the mother behind the kid)

@strammerdetlef

2 ай бұрын

Who cares

Camera man caught it first.😂

@motorbreathjz

4 ай бұрын

the man in his living room uploading this video to the internet? ya he sure knew what was going on his tv screen before he posted the vid.. what a shocker

@nathanhaley1353

4 ай бұрын

Who hurt you?

@al87221

4 ай бұрын

@@motorbreathjzno not him

@jokers__playground

2 ай бұрын

​@@motorbreathjzTell me you have a room temperature IQ, without telling me you have a room temperature IQ.

"hi, mom, i'm getting pregnant on live tv. happy new year!"

@rumouredsimmer

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

The hero we deserve

Her parents watching this on live TV - 👁️👄👁️

"There's so much going down here" yes, ma'am indeed 😂

I could relate to his happiness, this was the last happiest newyear, everything went downhill from here🗿

" They aren't sending us the best to USA " The best of USA 😂

The guy slightly up and to the right giving them the side eye is so funny😭

@getbetter5907

Ай бұрын

Well spotted! Also prove they definitely doing it as his side eye every few seconds is always looking down at where their junk is 😂

If anyone has any questions, 0:14 - 0:21 should provide all the answer needed.

Lucy Hale looks so cute with blonde hair.

They made lots of history that night.

Having a smashing good time.

Not every hero wears a cape!

@gmoney4458

4 ай бұрын

or a condom

@MisterDreary

4 ай бұрын

Or condom

@gregorytokas8721

4 ай бұрын

Let's hope he's at least wearing a condom!

@truthray2885

4 ай бұрын

... or a raincoat!

@exodeus7959

4 ай бұрын

When you get the snip no point playing “just the tip”.

The show must go on

Yea, the good old Mississippi river flowing.

My boy got shots 😂

00:14 It's the hardest part

@ngolokante7805

3 жыл бұрын

😣😩😫

@Sam-Wam

2 жыл бұрын

I-

@arnoldschwarzenigga2268

4 ай бұрын

She accepted her fate and opened her ass for him to use , like a bitch.

the people on the side saw it as well especially that girl with the glasses, they didn't said said anything maybe cause they were enjoying watching it or didn't wanted to ruin it for the lads.

@jims7773

2 ай бұрын

There's literally a child next to them

@senoresquina1715

2 ай бұрын

@@jims7773 Who tf cares

@jims7773

2 ай бұрын

@@senoresquina1715 this right here is why you shouldn't reproduce

@Alteronx

2 ай бұрын

​@@senoresquina1715 you're fucking weird

@legoyoda9782

Ай бұрын

​​@@senoresquina1715People who aren't creepy weirdos lol

"I'm having so much fun!"

It would be cool if they appear on social media telling the story 😂

The guy smile says it all 😆

I wish this should be the norm on New Year Eve 😋

dad ,where did you make us😂

She is so damn happy hahahahahahahahaha

@marcocortes9968

2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn’t be surprised if they were on drugs

Pls.... Come next year too...🤣🤣🤣🤣

The guyt with glasses standing near to the couple knows what is going on.

I have a high quality clip of this but it doesn't have sound. So glad I found the sound to put it with the clip I have.

she was right their is so much going down here 😂😂

Good to see Daniel Tosh staying relevant.

@undercoverboss543

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@Rahul-ul1bn

2 жыл бұрын

Reporter Name ??

@ThisIsntTwitter

2 ай бұрын

​@@Rahul-ul1bnAmy Schumer

@aprilnelly

Ай бұрын

Thats April Nelson from Williamstown NJ

Nice Editing

such a nice night :P

00:19 is sus

To Hell with kissing at 12 Oclock

If they are really doing it, guys in the back will know, right?

Wowwww such a virtuous thing at a virtuous place Love from India

@terricox3559

Ай бұрын

What??

So excited for that, Back to you, biggest hits, so much going on down here, people are partying, won't stop anytime soon...

Bro was definitely not hitting that right. She had the “hurry up and get it over with” face

@slyfox2022

2 ай бұрын

You def know huh

@natalie6117

2 ай бұрын

Fax

I don’t think they actually having sex

@Versace_sheets

4 ай бұрын

Wow no shit.

@regm7

4 ай бұрын

nO sHiT sHeRlOcK

@strammerdetlef

2 ай бұрын

Lol...

@gagansingh9622

Ай бұрын

just look at the girl ..she is having orgasm

0:03 Reporter: A 6 FOOT TALL COUPLES YEAH A 6 FOOT TALL 🤤🤤🤤

The guy was like Woooh Yeah! 🤣🤣

@user-en4oj8tu7u

3 ай бұрын

Hi

@user-en4oj8tu7u

3 ай бұрын

Hi

My fellow man of culture,the youtube algorithm has brought us all together 🙂🙂

Wow, this is so relatable! Hits home! 😄 👄👄👄🍌🍌🍌

It looks like a four-car train. 🚞

News reporter: coming up! 😃

This should be in rewind 2019.

Well once you find the old guy staring it’s funnier.

@OD91MJ

4 ай бұрын

The two young girls to the right made me go 😮

@agent-33

4 ай бұрын

For those curious. The old guy is at top-right during 14~15s.

@natalie6117

2 ай бұрын

I cannot find him. Help

@cp-sh9nj

2 ай бұрын

@@natalie6117:17 top right

Amazing parental children

Every word the announcer says has a new meaning. "The ball will be dropping" And on "Dick Clark's Rocking New Year's Eve" as well!!

@MrFirefox

3 ай бұрын

Observant post

Cameraman zoomed in like "Now what do we have here? 🤨📸 lets get a closer look."

How this video have nearly three million views but only 100 comments?

Kto od poszukiwacza? XD

@robertdewiro7649

5 жыл бұрын

Twoj stary

@Fileeto.

5 жыл бұрын

Ja

@YourMom-kx2xu

5 жыл бұрын

Ja

@GinPili

5 жыл бұрын

Ty? :D

@user-jx3bw2oz1v

5 жыл бұрын

kurwa

interesting, but when i do this around kids i just end up in jail

@qusaipen102

2 ай бұрын

As you should

implied mating just like this on live TV is crazy 😳👀

So no one's going to mention the kids? That's fucked-up.

@kotterpike714

2 ай бұрын

Kids. That’s fucked-up.

@cultofpersonalit1888

2 ай бұрын

@@kotterpike714 Thanks. 😅

@strammerdetlef

2 ай бұрын

Who tf cares

@cultofpersonalit1888

2 ай бұрын

@@strammerdetlef Well *you* cared enough to reply to my comment. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@Chilly_1

Ай бұрын

Theyre not even fucking people are just dumb

😂😂😂

Oh lucy 😅😅 that placement

Bro is really happy

At that moment that was the happiest man on the planet earth

The fact that the guys in the back aren't as remotly happy compared to this guy shows his position, why hes extraordinarily happy 😂 Yes, they are doing it right there 😅

Any updates on this couple?

Dries Mertens doing it again

Putting New Orleans and good time in one sentence is BOLD. 😅

he's in there isn't he?

A commercial for IN-&-OUT burgers!

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

good for them

Bro went toooo Far😂😂😂

Okay but what if the girl really needed to go to the bathroom but can't leave because she's at the very front and the guy behind her wont't stop jumping 😂

@beefneckjoe5634

2 жыл бұрын

Won't stop jumping on her lower intestine

@shalow9158

2 жыл бұрын

That ain't why she struggling g

@kingape1572

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣😭😭

@abbybae8330

Жыл бұрын

Lmao how old are you 😂

@odinhutson4229

Жыл бұрын

@@beefneckjoe5634 intestine🤣

Man really are they fuckin' 🤣🤣🤣

@coreycasciano3255

2 ай бұрын

No, people are so fucking dumb

what's the song in the background

He is jumping up and down how dfaq would he be able to nail her

I'm not that good at keeping a straight face brother. I usually go all cross eyed.

😂😂😂😂

Sick calf gains after this…

0:23 "hi mom!"

What did u expect from Daniel Tosh!?

WHAT SONG THEY'RE PLAYING???? Him: i have no idea!!!!! Gotta admire the poker face

I bet their parents would be so proud

Rewind 2019? XD