Dio: My name is God in Italian Diavolo: My name is Devil in Italian. Kars: vroom vroom

@anandhua.b4589

4 жыл бұрын

acdc: back in black plays

@ChonkedCat

4 жыл бұрын

Anandhu A.B ESIDESI it’s not hard

@loserpopsicle8585

4 жыл бұрын

SquishThatCat your joking right?

@lukeskywalker9016

4 жыл бұрын

I never laughed at a comment, until i saw this

@majoraccident1924

4 жыл бұрын

Kars actually is named after the band Cars, that's why the K is just in english version

The only way Kars loses to Jotaro... Jotaro: "You pissed me off."

@maxsteel4942

3 жыл бұрын

True

@vedantshastri8799

3 жыл бұрын

So true

@goofybooty7480

3 жыл бұрын

Jotaro: “so it’s the same DNA as star platinum..”

@tdoyr2119

3 жыл бұрын

Jotaro just does a 473 page Ora in stopped time and when time begins to move Kars becomes dust.

@kirayoshikage87yearsago2

3 жыл бұрын

Or if kars insults josuke‘s hair

"Ultimate Kars' eyesight is equivalent to an astronomical telescope." Also Kars: gets fooled by dummy in parachute.

@alexwang982

3 жыл бұрын

Tbf, it was on Earth and not in space.

@danotae

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexwang982 actually he might have been far sighted it depends on if he cant zoom in/out

@strongsuccessfulweeb1400

2 жыл бұрын

there were just a lot of needed asspulls on ULF Kars vs Joseph if not then nobody could have hoped to defeat Kars pre Stand era

@toomanyblocks8448

2 жыл бұрын

Araki forgor 💀

@DevoDude

2 жыл бұрын

@@strongsuccessfulweeb1400 and since he can't see stands due to not having one, he might actually be terrified of jotaro

Kars gaining a stand in the middle of the battle makes me think of when you have finally cornered that cockroach that has evaded you for almost an hour and it starts flying towards you.

@Alan_Marin

Жыл бұрын

Cockroach: *I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you*

@Lor_Lor

Жыл бұрын

Cockroach: you may have outsmarted me, but i outsmarted your outsmarting

@itzwizory9556

Жыл бұрын

@@Alan_Marin President Funny Cockroach

kars: has 400 iq, is literally invincible, can swim in lava jotaro: so it’s the same type as star platinum

@funkyivan6503

4 жыл бұрын

Not stand more like ability

@gabrielmoya7591

4 жыл бұрын

no no he has a point

@OmagaProject

4 жыл бұрын

Ultimate lifeform Jotaro

@bruhbruh9477

3 жыл бұрын

Gains the ultimate form*

@katnguyen9746

3 жыл бұрын

I mean if you have a Stand that is essentially Kars, then Jotaro can copy it and then use it against the real deal

Astronauts one day flying past the frozen, fabulous god: “Yo, Kars”

@LavaXD

4 жыл бұрын

Yo, Angelo Requiem

@viklifts-zk8bl

4 жыл бұрын

Yo, Richardo Milos

@LavaXD

4 жыл бұрын

@@viklifts-zk8bl Yo, picked the wrong house fool!

@ankabanka2044

4 жыл бұрын

Yo, Caeser

@andremccroskey3163

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

"Jotaro isn't a pilot" *Looks at plane* "So it's the same type of stand as Star platinum" Star platinum: *Becomes plane**

@kimotokirby1601

2 жыл бұрын

XDDDDD

@mr.waterbottle1265

2 жыл бұрын

STAR PLANE, THE BOEING

@CerealExperimentsMizuki

2 жыл бұрын

I could see this happening in Part 19, JoJoJoJoJo Infinity, A Timeless Journey Through An Emotional Dream.

@assasindetect6006

2 жыл бұрын

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL-😭😭😭

@glassofwater281

2 жыл бұрын

@@CerealExperimentsMizuki can't wait for part 23, Jojoniverse, where Star Platinum turns into Mars

"Oi, Josuke! I erased the space between the ground and the atmosphere, and now there's some weird dude playing electric guitar with Tomoko's legs and making squirrels out of his hands! Ain't that wacky?"

@trippyjpg7166

3 жыл бұрын

"He also said your hair is stupid"

@Subscribe_to_me_now

3 жыл бұрын

@@trippyjpg7166 shit

@master_handsome

3 жыл бұрын

You need to say whacky instead of Bizzare.

@hypercommand8778

2 жыл бұрын

Lisa Lisa's leg is acceptable but Tomoko's? (intense sweating)

@bluepikmin6363

2 жыл бұрын

Ain't that just whacky?

How to kill Kars in the JJBA Universe: Make him turn into a dog.

@Keito-tc7jv

4 жыл бұрын

ITS BIG BRAINNN TIME..

@thatasiandude1vlogs214

4 жыл бұрын

@Meaty Pork no then Asian will cook him

@futsalshuffle4029

4 жыл бұрын

Before Joseph cooks him *DIO SHALL KICK THE SHIT OUT OF KARS UNTIL CERTAIN DEATH SHALL BE BROUGHT UPON HIM*

@kyubikaiju7425

4 жыл бұрын

ThatAsianDude1 Vlogs don’t know to be offended or just laugh at this 😂

@aprofessionalgamer5355

4 жыл бұрын

Kars is already part dog.

Jotaro: wait he has every dna from EVERY LIFE FORM? Jotaro: COULD HE TURN INTO A DOLPHIN!??!?!?

@nidhinninan1071

5 жыл бұрын

the gaming controller kars: no... Jotaro: ORA ORA ORA ORA!

@krulak292

5 жыл бұрын

Or an egg. I miss Kakyoin

@grahamcrackers2478

5 жыл бұрын

@@krulak292 k a k y o i n d i d y o u l a y t h i s e g g ?

@fueeewry4114

5 жыл бұрын

Best friend forever

@user-vr8ve6rt9c

5 жыл бұрын

I've seen this joke before and could someone tell me what's up with Jotaro and dolphins

I just like how Kars has more than 400 IQ and still gets outsmarted by Joseph the whole season

@IAMNOTRANA

Жыл бұрын

he was extremely lucky lmao

1: Go to Everest 2: Wait fo Kars to come over 3: STAR PLATINUM: ZA WAARUDO! 4: ORA ORA Kars directly up as much as you can 5: Time resumes 6: Kars flies into space 7: profit.

@DQDM31

2 жыл бұрын

lol

@EnoEso

Жыл бұрын

8: realize he can move in timestop by copying Star Platinum 9: die

@NaNNaNNaNNaNNaN

Жыл бұрын

@@EnoEso He can't realize that stands exist in stopped time because he can't think when time is stopped.

@krimson4626

Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure SP can't generate that much power to just blast him off and also Kars can just fly away if he wants to

The only way to avoid Kars:- *N I G E R U N D A Y O*

@g3_santyyt405

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@commandercat8960

3 жыл бұрын

But didn't Kars reject the NIGERUNDAYO

@sidecharacter3193

3 жыл бұрын

jan nicdao just like Dio and his humanity

@commandercat8960

3 жыл бұрын

@@sidecharacter3193 I REJECT MY HUMANITY JOJO

@Cat-sb1mm

3 жыл бұрын

true very true

"Time stop" "Yeet Kars to space" "Time resume" *Kars.exe has stopped thinking*

@egodeath__

4 жыл бұрын

problem is, jotaro can only stop time for one second. but hey, anime time scaling allows any protagonist / side-protagonist to complete a full monologue

@alloytitanium5972

4 жыл бұрын

@@egodeath__ in the Jojo verse, talking is free action

@egodeath__

4 жыл бұрын

Alloy K in any anime verse really

@Rui88900

4 жыл бұрын

@@egodeath__ 5*

@egodeath__

4 жыл бұрын

Death • 7162 Years Ago oh, right. I was thinking pre-btd arc.

Araki already admitted if Kars knew about the existence of Stands, he could’ve easily made one being the ultimate life form

@r.henryjr.1533

Жыл бұрын

Do you have a link for that? I can't find any quote from Araki saying that.

tusk act 4's infinite spin could defeat Kars ULF. or at least incapacitate him. and gold experience requiem could just go "not funny didn't happen" until Kars gives up.

@yellowpower3755

3 жыл бұрын

Could the Infinite Spin bypass the Ultimate Lifeform powers?

@syloboy163

3 жыл бұрын

@@yellowpower3755 not really bypass, per say. Kars would technically still be alive because of the ULF stuff, but he would basically be dust, and dust can't really fight people. So kars would lose that fight, but he'd still be alive because he can't die.

@snogthefrog5702

3 жыл бұрын

@@syloboy163 but because he's dust he can become mini birds and swarm johnny's lungs and suffocate him

@udorino

3 жыл бұрын

@@snogthefrog5702 mini birds still spin. He would just spin forever.

@theamericancommie727

2 жыл бұрын

Faster or not he can’t see the stand heavens door

Doppio and Kars have one thing in common. Removing one piece of clothing makes them OP.

@XxGhoulDogxX

3 жыл бұрын

Fr

@faded3671

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@somerandomguyontheinternet8000

3 жыл бұрын

U STOLE ME NAMEEEE

@bananafruit758

3 жыл бұрын

@@somerandomguyontheinternet8000 your name should be The CringeLord

@criselleespinosa7494

3 жыл бұрын

@@somerandomguyontheinternet8000 Many people can think of a name someone already has plus you joined 2 years ago while he joined yt 4 yrs ago

“There’s no real solution on earth to stop Kars” *OI JOSUKE*

@lautyyfinn6175

4 жыл бұрын

Huh?

@theaprilist8668

4 жыл бұрын

“There’s no real solution on earth to stop Kars” Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha-

@spice297

4 жыл бұрын

@@emergence109 LMAO

@akseljm7018

4 жыл бұрын

* N I G E R U N D A Y O *

@djsjcjdjxnvnc3136

4 жыл бұрын

Ѧƿяıʟıṡṭ This is Requiem

You forget one thing: Jotaro is a marine biologist, so he would know a lot of animals that kars can become. That’s only some though but he would still lose if he can’t realize.

@prifered

3 жыл бұрын

why would kars turn into a bunch of trout lmfao

@pixilmon

3 жыл бұрын

Only way jotaro can win is if he puts kars in soace

@takanamoon9907

2 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't that have happened *after* part 3?

@pixilmon

2 жыл бұрын

@@takanamoon9907 ye

@jimbobalot

2 жыл бұрын

@New Under Craft 80 %

if kars cant stay in lava forever you can just spawn camp him knocking him back in when he tries to escape but you would probably need more stand users than just one

@socketyellow3

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, have a stand that teleports him back in the lava over and over. This way he will eventually heat up too much and die

@DEEZNUTZ-gm8sy

Жыл бұрын

What happens when the stand users get old?

@braddavis8909

Жыл бұрын

@@DEEZNUTZ-gm8sy I believe they said he couldn't stay in lava forever so he would eventually die but it would probably take a long time considering how long it took him to come up with an effective counter

@dr.blast__2713

Жыл бұрын

No its a misconception he could only stay for 10minutes

Jotaro just has to say. "So it's the same type of Lifeform" And he will immediately gain all of Ultimate Kars's abilities.

@jeanmatthewcapisanan7581

5 жыл бұрын

Meh

@DerToasti

5 жыл бұрын

@XX Ultra Sam XX that's how Jotaro got The World.

@jeanmatthewcapisanan7581

5 жыл бұрын

@@DerToasti Well if thats how it works why not DO IT TO CRAZY DIAMOND THEN JOTARO AND JOSUKE CAN FIX OTHER PEOPLE TOO!

@JayFoxer

5 жыл бұрын

@@jeanmatthewcapisanan7581 Sounds like someone is salty

@sinangokturk1683

5 жыл бұрын

Jojo didnt get it like that both are the same type of stand Jotaro had it naturally born it Dio aquirred it through unique means

Kars vs Rohan Rohan uses Heaven's Door to turn Kars into a book and writes "I cannot hurt Rohan Kishibe, also I'm going to fly to space now." Heaven's Door is OP

@justanothercommenterwithan9089

4 жыл бұрын

indeed

@papanurgle8393

4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely‚ of course that assumes Kars wouldn't just kill him before he had the chance to manga his face off.

@justanothercommenterwithan9089

4 жыл бұрын

@@papanurgle8393 well rohan for a joke could keep up his weekly manga deadline's while made in heaven is active so i don't know if kars could do that

@minimiiistaahhh6784

4 жыл бұрын

Aren’t you supposed to be dead Dio killed you

@azekia

4 жыл бұрын

@@papanurgle8393 It's been shown that non-stand susers go unconcious inmediatly. He has plenty of time to write that.

I know you made this video six years ago, but I should mention that the stone mask did work on pillar men, it did increase their strength, but not enough to make kars into the ultimate life form. The increased strength from the mask is how they were able to kill all of the other pillar men.

Tbh Kard having a stand would probably be his biggest weakness, cuz once you destroy the stand you destroy the individual… but now he’s pretty invincible

@blu4390

Жыл бұрын

You wouldn’t be able to destroy his stand neither, it would either be too tough or regenerate instantly

Guys I think you are all forgetting something: Kars has the powers/DNA of a *RAT* and we all know how rats are super effective against Jotaro

@copper803

5 жыл бұрын

Dio lost to jotaro Jotaro was beat by a rat Kars has rat DNA making him able to beat Jotaro Joseph beat Kars Wamuu lost to Joseph Wamuu beat CEAAAAAAAASSAAAAAAR Ceasar was the head of the Roman empire The Roman empire killed Jesus Jesus is God Thus Kars, Joseph, and wamuu could kill God but Jotaro and Dio could not.

@TheAxmore

5 жыл бұрын

@@B-Side.72 I got the vibe from that episode was that jotaro was trying to mentor josuke and thus wasn't really trying to fight the rat and more trying to teach josuke to fight stand users by himself

@user-vr8ve6rt9c

5 жыл бұрын

@@B-Side.72 I just thought it was because he lived his life in peace for 11 years and his sense weren't what they used to be

@fall-from-grace1008

5 жыл бұрын

@@copper803 dio means god in italian, just saying

@copper803

5 жыл бұрын

@@fall-from-grace1008 but dio is english you twat not some pizza spaghetti donut hair looking dumb

Jotaro can win against Kars if: 1. His theme plays 2. Boingo is somehow near the fight and his stand predicts that Jotaro will win, however silly the scenario is. 3. Kars really, really pissed him off

@b2agy930

4 жыл бұрын

kyrios0307 4. Jotaro says “so its the same type of stand”

@egg9709

4 жыл бұрын

5: Kars insults dolphins / hurts a dolphin

@derpyfoxart2251

4 жыл бұрын

6 kars makes fun of josukes hair while jotaro is in morioh

@tboss9053

4 жыл бұрын

derpy fox art no Kars makes fun of Jotaro’s hat

@derpyfoxart2251

4 жыл бұрын

Tboss I think you mean takes off his hat

I suppose crazy diamond pulling an Angelo on kars would definitely cause him problems

@theamazingnobody1082

2 жыл бұрын

Not really Angelo was cornered and couldn’t do nothing kars on the other had would be fast enough to dodge and smash his way out of the rock

Imagine the power ultimate dio would have if he was somehow able to turn into a pillarman

@deathcrunch9020

10 ай бұрын

He already achieved The World Over Heaven, give it a read.

Jotaro: *flies up in an airplane* Kars: Wait I've seen this one before

@tash5186

4 жыл бұрын

Mr. Avocado Man what do you mean you've seen this, It's brand new

@y_skytaro2271

4 жыл бұрын

Tashif Ahmed Joseph joestar

@jakedebarr9675

4 жыл бұрын

@@y_skytaro2271 r/woooosh

@surrk1057

4 жыл бұрын

JakeDeBarr r/ihavereddit

@Ball794

4 жыл бұрын

JakeDeBarr I will woosh you with divine sandstorm.

Kars: no-one can beat me 17 year old: sends him to space Kars: *sad god noises*

@olisalad-8411

4 жыл бұрын

Ricardo Monge Joseph was 19

@massy9437

4 жыл бұрын

I would like but 69

@thesilliestgoose5990

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, if he can be killed like that, is he even a God?

@jwoo.2k853

4 жыл бұрын

Decay Pest _Actually, Joseph was of 18 years, at the time._

@olisalad-8411

4 жыл бұрын

Ƥяιηcє my mistake just thought about how he was born in 1920 and part 2 takes place in 1939 forgot about when exactly he was born in the year

There are several ways in Morioh where Kars could lose. Kira, Rohan, Okuyasu and potentially Remi all have options of getting rid of him

@dustingaethje1332

Жыл бұрын

Okuyasu's a non option here, let's be honest (because of his iq) and Rohan's a massive gamble that isn't likely to work. Kira stands more of a chance, but he likely wouldn't want anything to do with it. There's two very doable options I see. Reimi's ghost alley and Cheap Trick.

@EnoEso

Жыл бұрын

Remi might win with the looking back thing (probably not, he’s really smart), but everyone else would probably die. Kars could probably quickly destroy The Hand and Killer Queen’s hands and then kill them, and I think Heaven’s Door needs to touch someone to make em a book. Kars could outrange Rohan easily

The thing is, lava MIGHT work. In part 2, Kars hurries to form the "bubble armour" while trapped in lava. If, say, jotaro keeps Kars on the lava for ten minutes, by using TS and piling rock after rock on top of Kars.

how to defeat Kars as Jotaro: 1) 300 Page Ora 2) Eventually Kars stops thinking 3) Profit??

@pieapple3128

4 жыл бұрын

21 Silva Jotaro will realize that he and kars are the same type of person and will become the ultimate lifeform

@diobrando7774

4 жыл бұрын

Plot twist kars turns into a dolphin and jotaro loses cuz he doesn't want to hurt dolphines

@josukehigashikata9576

4 жыл бұрын

still richer than you, jotaro

@diobrando7774

4 жыл бұрын

@@josukehigashikata9576 with that old man's wallet. I was a marine biologist. Good joke

@josukehigashikata9576

4 жыл бұрын

@@diobrando7774 what's so interesting about marine biology, anyway?

"So its the same type of stand as Star Platinum" **turns into some dolphin bird**

@jasperc6101

4 жыл бұрын

Star Dolphinum

@obuIisk

4 жыл бұрын

If jotoro got to pick the name of his stand would it be ocean man

@jasperc6101

4 жыл бұрын

@@obuIisk Dolphin Man

@obuIisk

4 жыл бұрын

@@jasperc6101 yes

@alkaupadhyay7650

3 жыл бұрын

@@obuIisk you know na that his daughter was in green DOLPHIN prison. And there was white sticky substance on the table and in the room. 😏

Since Jotaro can basically get a new ability in situations such as star finger sooo.... STAR PLATINUM SEND HIM TO FU"ING SPACE

Dio in his mansion: chilling That one fly: I’m about to end this mans hole career

bruh as long as jotaro's theme played he could win 100%

@cogniferous2537

5 жыл бұрын

Tell that to DeathBattle

@undeadinside3571

5 жыл бұрын

@@cogniferous2537 death battle doesnt know what theyre talking about most of the time. They had ben 10 lose to green lanturn and during the goku vs superman battle, they had goku use THE STICK that he hasnt used since regular dragonball. They do minimum research half the time. Basically just the backstories. Plus why would kratos lose every battle? Same with moat DBZ characters? Vegeta won once, but thats basically it

@hikarihakai1285

5 жыл бұрын

@@cogniferous2537 death Battle are crap tbh

@cogniferous2537

5 жыл бұрын

@@hikarihakai1285 true

@hmontalvo90

5 жыл бұрын

Nah once jotaro hears the ayayayayay he is fked.....

Kars could technically come back to the series. He's not dead. He's just really cold.

@Ryuga1908

4 жыл бұрын

If he gets back he would be more dumb than okuyasu dad

@justanothercommenterwithan9089

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ryuga1908 no he would just start thinking after he unthawed

@Ryuga1908

4 жыл бұрын

@@justanothercommenterwithan9089 I cant be sure of it because the subs said "after some time Kars loses his senses" so if kars someday be back he could be probably a new Hero or an Old villain

@lambtoken2708

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ryuga1908 maybe he can just regenerate from his mental damage or something

@Ryuga1908

4 жыл бұрын

@@lambtoken2708 its possible or maybe he can be a hero in another time. Kars defeat open a lot of doors

Can't Star Platinum "phase" into Kar's body like what he did at the end of Stardust Crusaders and just stop/crush his heart with the effects of The World would make it more convenient?

@ayanjk1048

3 жыл бұрын

I think THE ultimate life form doesn’t need a working heart to survive if dio,a vampire created by the stone mask which Kars had created,had his head cut off in part one and had no blood circulation,survived for a year without a body, (until he got Jonathan’s body) I think kars would be alright if his heart was stopped. (Even if he wasn’t the ULF)

@doctorbrown5957

3 жыл бұрын

I also assumed maybe it can only phase into Jotaro's body because it's his stand. Idk if I can phase into another person

@justinseng766

3 жыл бұрын

@@ayanjk1048 ahhh i see. Thanks for the explaination

@RudeusFM

3 жыл бұрын

@@ayanjk1048 not even dio but fucking acdc survived with just his brain so i don't think that crushing kars heart would kill him

@geeknat8981

3 жыл бұрын

If I remember, vampires can die if their brain is crushed. Instead of crushing the heart, go for the head.

“He has dna from everything in the world” za wardo-

“Kars has over 400 iq” Joseph: Haha hand go BRRRR

@justaguy6415

3 жыл бұрын

I think you meant Okuyasu

@loopthedoop

3 жыл бұрын

@@justaguy6415 no josephs hand was cut off and grabbed kars neck

@siahwayd

3 жыл бұрын

That nigga Joseph knew what you were about to say lol

@xtrone219

3 жыл бұрын

So that means that joseph’s iq is higher than 400!

@aboalfidaa6994

3 жыл бұрын

boki

Well the fact that Kars couldn't see Jotaro's stand would help.

@BrendenTait8858

4 жыл бұрын

Not enough to secure a win for Jotaro in anyway but a slight advantage although he can sense wind movement so he would sense SP's movement

@simiansaiyan8162

4 жыл бұрын

Brenden Tait okay that is where you guys are quite wrong about this situation. One the only reason when cars showed his brute strength was when he used his stronger hammon against Joseph (who still lived btw). Kar was also held back by *even saw multiple times* a cyborg hand rocket. Which if you ask me kars should not have any reason to even stutters. Since he is the strong type. Kars is mostly known for his DNA change and his supreme smart intelligence. Sure his crazy regeneration saves him, but you have to consider Kars almost Died in that molten lava. So the fact that saying he would survive a nuclear bomb is not very smart. One *radiation is known to kill LIVING CREATURES, two the destructive force of a nuclear is able to obliterate/ desindergrate CITY Levels* with if you rewatch the series Kars didn’t even destroy the plane *since h is quite smart enough don’t you think he would if don’t that*. You guys are over looking quite a lot of evidence and possibilities as for it to show what Kars truly hold. Also to describe things better Dio when he first became a vampires was shown to be quite a lot more powerful then Kars even in his ultimate life form. Kar May regerate quickly but however you forgot to over look as to how strong star platinum even produces in his punches. He was able to punch a hole and break “The world” keep in mind Dio with his amp up boost to higher building level. And was able to break the seas teeth which are stated to be a lot more durable then diamonds. (Star platinum was able to punch through them with ease btw, so that is WAY more destructive force power then shattering an entire building probably a town even into million of peices. Compare to Kars who not only have trouble catching up to Joseph on the plane. Also you forgot to mention that star platinum was able to keep up with silver chariot which was stated to be a lot faster then light. So in terms of putting them in a cage Star platinum will beat up Kars so damn fast and powerful that not even his regeneration would keep up with it. And this with feats and evidence not even using time stop on this one. Also yes you can best teqnically kill someone like Kars you just have to constantly damage him intensely and pretty quickly /which should be no problem to star platinum/*

@simiansaiyan8162

4 жыл бұрын

Brenden Tait also to make it a better clear scale, Dio “roda roller” is definitely a lot more stronger then “Joseph crashing a plane” on Kars

@BrendenTait8858

4 жыл бұрын

@@simiansaiyan8162 But the plane crash did basically nothing to Kars while the road roller actually hurt Jotaro

@igbinedion6410

4 жыл бұрын

@@BrendenTait8858 jotaro isn't a perfect lifeform

From what i could understand from the show is there was a virus from a meteor that could infect people, by the arrow in particular which could give stands. This could mean that Kars could perhaps create this virus and infect himself kinda and get a stand. He already had a string will so his stand would probably be legendary along with him not being able to die from said virus since he is practically invisible.

The hand can defeat ultimate kars.... Sometimes I’m scared by my own knowledge

@cocojumbo5991

Жыл бұрын

He’s to slow the hand I mean lol

@blu4390

Жыл бұрын

TH is too slow, + Kars would regenerate every swipe.

"Kars would win" game footage proceeds to show Jotaro absolutely destroying Kars

@Discaptured

3 жыл бұрын

It's a game literally, just like you said

@RealZynexx

3 жыл бұрын

@@Discaptured no shit

@Discaptured

3 жыл бұрын

@@RealZynexx calm down hippie pants I know it's a joke

@peenyyt4921

3 жыл бұрын

@@Discaptured your opinion doesn’t matter you have an among us account

@Discaptured

3 жыл бұрын

@@peenyyt4921 are you being sarcastic? Or you're just too dumb to understand the joke?

Kars: "I am the ultimate life form" Also Kars: gets outrun by a teenager

@jfp0763

3 жыл бұрын

Got outrun by **Joseph joestar**, who is more trained to run away than Zain bolt

@jfp0763

3 жыл бұрын

@@SmolBrainAnimations fastest person on our world

@jfp0763

3 жыл бұрын

@@SmolBrainAnimations sorry, it's hard to know when people are being sarcastic on the internet. And also, in my language both sound the same so it's easy to get confused

@johnmariano1235

2 жыл бұрын

@@SmolBrainAnimations damn there was no need to be mean about it. not everyone in the world speaks perfect english

@ladyEllie616

2 жыл бұрын

Joseph defeated Kars by pure accident.

The stone mask did work on the pillar men it gave them additional powers like kar's arm blades. But it didnt save them from sun light

@7even799

Жыл бұрын

Kars was able to survive the sun

This could have totally happened sometime between part 3 and 6, Kars could return and Jotaro know he has to be thrown into space because Joseph told him.

Jotaro: can copy every single move his oppnent does when he tries, Kars: turns into dolphin Jotaro:*YES*

@spacebar1130

5 жыл бұрын

yepper peppers * by markiplier *

@ikiyou_

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, yes yes.. Oh my god.

@flamekirito151

4 жыл бұрын

BlueRocks123 oraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraora

Even in a theory Speedwagon indirectly saves the day. Speedwagon is the man.

Ez win Rohan writes that jotaro has a infinite time stop and it ends when jotaro wants it to end

This one's a easy Jotaro he just needs to say, "So it's the same type of Lifeform as Star-Platinum"

@cocojumbo5991

Жыл бұрын

Breh

“Everyone in the JoJo blood lines have a strong will to live” *Look at both George Joestar*

@loury973

4 жыл бұрын

Well honestly, even Jonathan gave up pretty fast. I wouldn’t say the father of Joseph didn’t have that strong will, as he was murdered by surprise, but 1rst George litteraly raised his killer and Jonathan hugged him to death. Joseph would have run away safely, Jotaro would have kicked dio’s head to outter space, Josuke would have melted dio’s head into the ship, Giorno (yeah impossible but just imagine) would have make a fake body for Dio to get on and then be trapped, and Jolyne would make sure Dio is dead like ultra dead. Moral of all this: sexual relations makes you weak, stay virgin and you will survive (funny how Jotaro became weaker and weaker, even in his prime age of 30 years old).

@reddytoplay9188

4 жыл бұрын

@@loury973 that is because he got married according to you

@loury973

4 жыл бұрын

@@reddytoplay9188 Silly theory but funny to see that Jojo's doesnt do well in love relationships

@dominickperez2952

4 жыл бұрын

@@loury973 Jonathan was already dying by the time he got to hug his head. Compare this to other characters, Joseph just accepted his fate after his "Die overdrive", Jotaro just laid around for a while when the gang got in a car crash during the Hol Horse Boingo fight, and Josuke couldn't even pick up up glass to deflect Killer Queens Air bombs. Jonathan was already bleeding out, even if he survived the explosion he would've bled out and died regardless. Compared to the other Joestars his will to live is just as strong

@kanzakins

4 жыл бұрын

*lol George I and George II*

Jotaro:" Kars I have a joke for you, Stand" Kars: "I don't get it" Jotaro: "exactly"

@Gamer-kazinky

4 жыл бұрын

No Just no

@SchizoGuitarist

4 жыл бұрын

I get it

@efeefe713

4 жыл бұрын

@@SchizoGuitarist no you dont

@efeefe713

4 жыл бұрын

@@SchizoGuitarist and so do i

@Kobekola

4 жыл бұрын

Why are you referring to yourself in the third person Jotaro

14:21 yeah, except for part 6 ending lol. By the way, I think Kars could be vaporised with enough power, or if done before he could create an armour. But to be honest, with the level of ass pulls, inconsistentcies and exaggeration Jojo fights usually have, one could easily say that the 0 gravity situation of the time stop should allow Jotaro to literally punch Kars into space from the ground or something... Lol

Dio - God in italian Kars- vrooooomm DIO- God in italian but this time in capitals Kira - The japanese way of pronouncing 'Killer' Diavolo - Devil in Italian

Jotaro: has the fastest stand that can stop time and defeated dio Also Jotaro: almost died to a rat

@zombiederpster

4 жыл бұрын

I heard about a theory once that apparently, Jotaro let himself get hit so he could put pressure on Josuke to succeed. How true that is, I have no idea, it could honestly be either or lol

@rocker6607

4 жыл бұрын

@@zombiederpster if Jotaro really wanted the rat dead the rat would have been dead, no doubt it was a training exercise

@1810jeff

4 жыл бұрын

@@rocker6607 agreed if star platinum is so precise and has eagle eye vision he could have spotted the rat and used the bullet to shoot the rat.

@staceyg468

4 жыл бұрын

This is about Kars and Jotaro

@lolwhatt918

4 жыл бұрын

@@staceyg468 *Awkward Silence*

Heavens door writes into Kars "flys into space" and he gets defeated

@Theworld-ct2bl

3 жыл бұрын

Kars is faster than any stand in the series besides the world star platinum silver chariot and king crimson

@Theworld-ct2bl

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yea and made in heaven

@The_Biologist27

3 жыл бұрын

@@Theworld-ct2bl r/whoooosh

@Theworld-ct2bl

3 жыл бұрын

@@The_Biologist27 I don’t think it was a joke, also shut the FUCK up redditor

@The_Biologist27

3 жыл бұрын

@@Theworld-ct2bl it was a joke. And make me infant.

The first Jojo video from xforts

Kars would have been a really fun final villain I mean he would come back down to earth having obtained a stand along with hamon and being a vampire it could have been a really insane battle

Did this man just forget that kars can't see star platinum

@robertallanrhoades

5 жыл бұрын

Alex14 ] he can detect air pressure and in stardust crusaders there’s a scene you see the world and star platinum fight from a non stand users perspective and there’s air movement created by the stands. He would be able to detect the air moving from star platinums hand. Jotaro could maybe Za Wardo and destroy him before he manipulated his body into a defensive shell

@draxen7

5 жыл бұрын

El Rhoadesterino but he still couldnt hit it nor see

@ParanointDE

5 жыл бұрын

Kars had a Stand but it stopped thinking

@ceoofracism9132

5 жыл бұрын

@@draxen7 But he can just hit Jotaro

@draxen7

5 жыл бұрын

Hypebeast Jr jotara can hit kars

Heaven's Door rewrites his abilities.

@natputa9586

4 жыл бұрын

If Rohan Don't Die Before.

@smuz5391

4 жыл бұрын

Also we are talking about jotaro not rohan

@che7655

4 жыл бұрын

@@smuz5391 jotaro tells Rohan to write 'Star platinum can use heavens door's abilities' in him

@untilex9185

4 жыл бұрын

@@che7655 Wouldn't that be stupid? Heaven's door writes "is invincible" bruh heaven's door doesn't break the laws of physics only affects the mind, welp the body too but it's a different fact

@carolinecedano2382

4 жыл бұрын

He has to get close to him first without dying lol

The thing is that jotaro always thinks ahead of time and in every single fight. But kars can survive in a volcano longer than a minute. So jotaro could probably think of something quickly to at least stun kars

A being that can adapt to almost any situation against someone who thinks a few steps ahead...who can tell who would win.

Ok, so the Pillar men are pretty much just a ton of digestive cells so, just spray some mf anti bacteria spray on them lmao

@fritzkraut5833

5 жыл бұрын

Cum on them.

@SteveSmith-ty8ko

5 жыл бұрын

Fritz Kraut Don’t they digest.... Umm... Everything? So... Technically if they absorbed cum they would be eating cum.

@thefatc901

5 жыл бұрын

But it’s gay though

@ignoremypaststupidity2719

5 жыл бұрын

@@thefatc901 that's the point, jojo is such a manly show that gay things will kill a character

@goofyahdemoman1134

5 жыл бұрын

Steve Smith Wouldn’t they absorb all the air around them, causing them to suffocate?

All Jotaro would need to do is hit Kars in the ankle with a Razor Scooter when time is stopped for the brief 5 seconds

@era2882

4 жыл бұрын

Your a god damn genius, *it's scary*

@kbyebleha2978

4 жыл бұрын

You have uncovered years worth of trauma

@brilliance.

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahah

@HellaHoesFr

4 жыл бұрын

"Star Platinum, stop time!" ... ... ... ... O R A

@CM-eo8lv

4 жыл бұрын

@@HellaHoesFr I want every scene where Star Platinum does his Ora Ora to beat the hell out of who ever to be replaced with Star Platinum menacely holding a Razor Scooter as he proceeds to break the ankles of his opponents with a barrage of Razor Scooter Ora Oras

So, Jotaro has inhaled Justice. We do not know the lung capacity of his stand and the exact pressure of his breath. It is possible him exhaling could simply be insane and the same pressure of those volcanic rocks.

when he started explaining star platinum's enhanced eyesight it sounded like he was explaining his essay to the class

Just call an ambulance.

@theonlychickensama8353

5 жыл бұрын

That only works on Kira not anyone else

@tun4046

5 жыл бұрын

A roadroller?

@theonlychickensama8353

5 жыл бұрын

@@tun4046 that never killed anyone and you know it lol

@tun4046

5 жыл бұрын

A red stone?

@theonlychickensama8353

5 жыл бұрын

@@tun4046 but we'll need a volcano along with it though

Rohan's stand can make Kars harmless!

@DragonDDark

7 жыл бұрын

@query2874

7 жыл бұрын

oh dang that's true if another character could somehow render Kars immobile for a period of time, Rohan could use Heaven's Door on him. I don't think Heaven's Door could reach Kars on its own considering Kars's speed and power compared to Heaven's Door. However, if Rohan was paired with Okuyasu (who could bring Kars closer with The Hand by compressing space), or another partner that would complement Heaven's Door, he might be able to beat Kars. Also, I'd like to see if Surface could defeat Kars.

@egeorgiades93

7 жыл бұрын

Kars would't be able to see Heaven's Door coming since he wouldn't be a Stand User so if anything he'd have his guard down since to him Rohan would be some ordinary human. Rohan would get Kars, write down, "You can't hurt me" or even "You will fly into space" and he'd win.

@query2874

7 жыл бұрын

I agree with that, yeah. The only problem is we don't know the range of Heaven's Door (Probably about 5-10 meters, maybe?), so Rohan might not be able to get that close without extra help, even if Kars doesn't consider Rohan a threat.

@egeorgiades93

7 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't be that tough. Look at Ceasers friend. He ran up to them and the only action they made was to keep walking. He just happened to be right in front of him which was the cause of death.

My idea to taking care of ultimate Kars is possibly finding a way to remove the oxygen around a specific area where he would be

Actually I have an idea how Kars can be defeated without having him send into space. Just make Kars stand in *highly radioactive* material for more than 2 minutes, the shear number of radioactive ions will disrupt his DNA sequencing thus slowly killing him. (yes some creatures do handle large amounts of radioactivity but they become demorphed and their life span drastically decreases) Yes Kars can survive a Nuke explosion but he can't survive the fallout of the Nuke.

Jotaro: *Starts Fighting Kars* Also Jotaro: Ah, yes the same type of stand as Star Platinum Jotaro then becomes A Pillarmen

@annettekittock8110

3 жыл бұрын

Lifeform

@superiorredditor8173

3 жыл бұрын

@@annettekittock8110 *Ultimate lifeform

@davidschneider9145

3 жыл бұрын

Ayayay

@Leadblast

3 жыл бұрын

AWAKEN MY ORAORAORAS

@adriepositoh899

3 жыл бұрын

He's technically part pillar man because Suzie Q absorbed some of Eisidisi's blood when he possesed her.

All Jotaro would have to say to win is say ''good grief''

@pakacha8999

4 жыл бұрын

Or just let Kars hear his theme

@rxie6005

4 жыл бұрын

69 likes

@Link9058

4 жыл бұрын

Yare yare...

@zxkiag3805

4 жыл бұрын

yare yare daze

@flakybriskets3664

4 жыл бұрын

Plot armor is unbreakable

If u think about it his Hamon is way more amplified than any Hamon user. If u know even electricity can go through insulators if enough electricity is given so he can literally could send Hamon through the ground piercing SP or jotaro without even moving

Kars was defited not only by space, but low temperature in it, so theoreticaly White Album or any cold stand can overcome DNA-thing better than lava. In case of SP vs Kars may work using a liquid nidrogen if there is any around

And yes, saying “logical” and “Jojo’s bizarre adventure” in a single sentence does sound extremely stupid.

@shrake5385

4 жыл бұрын

You did excatly that.

@giuseppeagresta1425

4 жыл бұрын

W h y

@Serenity-so4to

3 жыл бұрын

cuz its hard to put logic on the show with the aztec gods of fitness and a gay vampire

@crowthewicked8344

3 жыл бұрын

@@giuseppeagresta1425 It creates a paradox

@pogkakuna3429

3 жыл бұрын

Jojo’s bizarre adventure is not logical.

Jotaro could go "So you're the same type of lifeform as me" It's basically his version of Joseph's "Next thing you're gonna say is" It just works.

@egg9709

4 жыл бұрын

the only way to defwat jotaro plot armor is to turn into a dolphin

@calebcandela2964

4 жыл бұрын

Not sure if this was stolen or not, but an extremely similar comment was posted a year ago. If you did steal this comment: just don’t. If you thought of this comment yourself, then well done.

@Th30th3rJ0J0

4 жыл бұрын

@@calebcandela2964 I didn't. But aight.

@retromurph_6061

4 жыл бұрын

To this day, I firmly believe that Star Platinums power is not Time Stop. It can just realize that it's the same type of stand, and it is

@user-vq5tv3cd3y

4 жыл бұрын

Dang then he turns into a pillar man imagine a villain fighting that

“He gets out of situations in creative ways” Literally every situation he’s gotten out of: ORA ORA ORA ORA

well, if the swf was with jotaro, im sure joseph would be there to tell him about the little secret about kars' weakness being space....

In the future: nasa: *has discovered a man shaped meteoroid near Saturn. It is very strange.* Me: f

@Serponoid_Solidus

4 жыл бұрын

2020, stop right now, we don't need kars back now... please 2020

@rocketgod6808

4 жыл бұрын

Serponoïd I know right but April and may weren’t that bad

@rocketgod6808

4 жыл бұрын

ka dl “and investigate it’s origins”

@rocketgod6808

4 жыл бұрын

Kars july 2020

@NeepNeepPohn

4 жыл бұрын

They probably found it in Mars

If Jotaro (part 4) is fighting Kars in Morioh, he can just lure Kars to the ghost girl alley and send Kars to *somewhere where he will never rest in peace.*

@N4H47A

4 жыл бұрын

That so true

@sultiobob1628

4 жыл бұрын

Also considering Kars has dna of every lifeform that would mean he has a rlly good field of vision which means he doesn't really need to look back to get pulled

@rael2840

4 жыл бұрын

True.

@mrfootball4663

4 жыл бұрын

Or just have ger look at him

@glandolin6751

4 жыл бұрын

That'd be the only solution since Okuyasu would obviously forget his ability to LITERALLY EREASE STUFF FROM EXISTENCE

the post box at part 4 that takes your soul

I know the video is old but effective range and actual range are different. For combat his range is low-mid(with Star finger) But like it was shown in Part 3,Star Platinum was able to go around or further from the police station and was able to bring in random objects into the cell,I know there's like 1 or 2 more examples but I used the 1st one.

All the Pillar Men: has 1000 IQ and has special abilities each AND can clap caesar Jotaro: so it's the same type of stand as star platinum

@avatarsokka7480

3 жыл бұрын

this this is the meme that za hando needs to erase lol

@jirito7470

3 жыл бұрын

Okuyasu: O I JOSUKE! I FOUND THIS GUY NAMED AFTER A CAR WHO SAID "NOBODY COULD KILL HIM, AND SAID HE WOULD TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND THEN I ERASED THEM! AIN'T THAT WACKY?

@avatarsokka7480

3 жыл бұрын

@@jirito7470 xd kars would have a stand that made him come back to life bc his fighting personality is like he thinks of himself as a god

@metalbasher820

3 жыл бұрын

Must be nice to be Jotaro lol

3:41 "Everyone in the Joestar bloodline has a strong will to live" George Joestar: Hold my back. Jonathan Joestar: Hold this head. George Joestar II: Hold my zombie.

@dragonmaster5377

4 жыл бұрын

I think Jonathan at that point had known there was no possible way to save himself, and instead tried to kill Dio for once and for all and make sure Erina saved herself

@dungww2006

4 жыл бұрын

DragonMaster537 I'm also pretty sure Joseph didn't know any way of saving himself despite him being a smartass, it was his will of live that outsmarted his own self. Jonathan never seemed to show that will, and his death seemed far more simple to prevent than Joseph's

@dragonmaster5377

4 жыл бұрын

@@dungww2006 Yeah, I would say that Jonathan's will to live shows itself best though his fight against Dio at the castle, not on the boat.

@pogpoptarts

4 жыл бұрын

George and George definitely had no way to defend themselves,

@inessaaccilien5224

4 жыл бұрын

*sad Holly noises*

Listening to the man preach while also hearing an occasional ora every few seconds.

If you send Kara deep into the earth’s crust the pressure would not allow him to move

You forget one crutial thing: Jotaro will be really pissed off.

@dragcold8917

4 жыл бұрын

OVA Jotaro would like rage

Picture of dio: Star platinum sees fly: *E G Y P T*

@James-yb1lg

3 жыл бұрын

Star Platinum after seeing a fucking fly: Egypt Everyone: 👁👄👁 ok

@grungeyfella

3 жыл бұрын

ejipt

@duckie3567

3 жыл бұрын

Lol imagine dio was not in Egypt

@jirito7470

3 жыл бұрын

@@duckie3567 "Holly Joestar has died"

@slinky-comedy0115

3 жыл бұрын

@@jirito7470 you messed up my moms name

Pushing him into the core of the earth, so much pull it’ll squish him for eternity

"Jotaro is not a pilot" he says that like Joseph was one

This feels like some little kids arguing over what transformer is the strongest

@tomasbar1101

4 жыл бұрын

Its great isn't it?

@homeprinter6393

4 жыл бұрын

tomasbar gureaato desu yo

@arc_tundra

4 жыл бұрын

It depends, what series are we talking about?

@BrendonBanksJr15swag

4 жыл бұрын

dat boi bunblebean

@ReviloAnimations

4 жыл бұрын

@@BrendonBanksJr15swag rachoit

Kars: I am the ultimate lifeform!!! Space: *Giorno's theme*

@njalpha1150

4 жыл бұрын

Nice 👍

Two things: 1: I don’t think Star Platinum has ever been shown to launch people far enough that they could go into outer space 2: If Jotaro is fighting Kars, then he’s probably time traveling, so he should be able to prepare for the fight by brining a stand arrow with him. With a stand arrow he could have Star Platinum Requiem, which would then have whatever ability is necessary to defeat Kars.

A possible way would be to lock Kars in something like a freezer that would eventually lower the temperature beyond what any living thing could survive, or in other words, drop him in Antarctica for 20 minutes

Kars: ESIDISI! Vampire masks, but for stands. Esidisi: OHHHHHHHHHHH!

@natputa9586

4 жыл бұрын

Vampire Star Platinum: yo dio.

@funnyvalentine9969

4 жыл бұрын

So requiem masks?

@obuIisk

4 жыл бұрын

Vampire masks but for bats

@number5542

4 жыл бұрын

Stolen from web comic with horse masks

If avdol gave him an n word pass, jotaro could just say the n word

@charliedempsey9673

5 жыл бұрын

the nuka cola addict great idea but Avadol is fucking ded

@frlfrl2098

5 жыл бұрын

Avdol is Egyptian tho

@mathll2729

5 жыл бұрын

Kars is Mexican tho

@matabishippuden6965

5 жыл бұрын

Kars has the dna of a black man so he also can say it

@RegisTraiter

5 жыл бұрын

That only works on the Obamas

Part 4 could maybe bait him to a place, like Joseph did, freeze time, do whatever he needs to do to send kars back to space, and then get away.

Honestly off the top of my head gold requiem, tusk 4, killer queen, jail house rock maybe, weather report possibly or heavy weather, the hand, cream, echos 3 maybe, heavens door, cheap trick(the back guy), highway to hell maybe, green baby (the plants), green baby's stand maybe, and soft & wet maybe