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Italy goes on lockdown, Ted Cruz self-quarantines after a CPAC attendee tests positive, and President Trump stops by the CDC. #TheDailyShow
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  • @TheMattsem
    @TheMattsem4 жыл бұрын

    You know it's serious when Italy said no more football

  • @bolotabr12

    @bolotabr12

    4 жыл бұрын

    Gray fox so true! 😅🤣😂

  • @konodioda39

    @konodioda39

    4 жыл бұрын

    They also closed schools for a month

  • @vspoke9150

    @vspoke9150

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@konodioda39 oh no, I really hope my school do not close *wink*

  • @gato0082

    @gato0082

    4 жыл бұрын

    I kno right, cz when World cup.. Or evn a good match is on, the whole of Rome🔒 lock down 😉😁🔒& if u walk thru the streets everybody in the bar watching the match u only hear them roar if /when their ream score 🇮🇹 ⚽🇮🇹⚽⚽🇮🇹⚽🇮🇹👁️❣️⚽🇮🇹 🇮🇹🇮🇹☄️

  • @MrOneNye

    @MrOneNye

    4 жыл бұрын

    Soccer* I'm American. Don't confuse me...

  • @wm1389
    @wm13894 жыл бұрын

    When people say "stay home" I get concerned about what the homeless are supposed to do

  • @LoveYouMorePooh

    @LoveYouMorePooh

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Frank Winkhorst🤣🤣🤣 DDAAAMMMNNN

  • @missdee3

    @missdee3

    4 жыл бұрын

    Scary to think about what the Government is planning to do to them

  • @LoveYouMorePooh

    @LoveYouMorePooh

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@missdee3 I think it's not going to be good. It's going to be 😬

  • @jingles123456789ify

    @jingles123456789ify

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@missdee3 what do you think the government is planning to do to them?

  • @paigekost9207

    @paigekost9207

    4 жыл бұрын

    Soylent green is people

  • @Powderlover1
    @Powderlover14 жыл бұрын

    “The Numbers” those numbers are people.

  • @sixfeetundertheradar6080

    @sixfeetundertheradar6080

    4 жыл бұрын

    Clayton Carter thank you

  • @nancystowell4877

    @nancystowell4877

    4 жыл бұрын

    Numbers only matter to "The Donald" when there is a $$ sign in front of them!

  • @mrs.reeves1006

    @mrs.reeves1006

    4 жыл бұрын

    I watch the facial expressions of the people in the background while he talks. To stand and listen to his BS must make their lunches turn sideways in their guts.

  • @Thedogfathersd

    @Thedogfathersd

    4 жыл бұрын

    Numbers lives matter

  • @Yew_chube

    @Yew_chube

    4 жыл бұрын

    My lifetime friend Tom Hanks has confirm that he’s been diagnosed with the coronavirus. 😱😰😨

  • @annefranciachavez7499
    @annefranciachavez74994 жыл бұрын

    Those guys standing around trump as he talks about his super genius uncle: HOW DO THEY KEEP THEIR FACES STRAIGHT????😂😂😂😂😂

  • @industrialis

    @industrialis

    4 жыл бұрын

    They are professionals. They have seen a lot :)

  • @lovebug3867

    @lovebug3867

    4 жыл бұрын

    😃😃😃

  • @kennethhartless63

    @kennethhartless63

    4 жыл бұрын

    Anne Francia Chavez I would loose it!

  • @francoisbessing

    @francoisbessing

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well the one guy on his right began to smirk but contained it dutifully.

  • @joermnyc

    @joermnyc

    4 жыл бұрын

    They’re the only guys at the CDC than can quickly suppress a laugh. There’s a room down the hall that’s just rolling on the floor.

  • @mongoose1618
    @mongoose16184 жыл бұрын

    It took me a minute to digest that "Ted Cruz", "Facts" and "Science" were used in a single sentence.

  • @randomsandwichian

    @randomsandwichian

    4 жыл бұрын

    And by the person in question.

  • @overflowbeats6965

    @overflowbeats6965

    4 жыл бұрын

    It’s Ted Cruz’s later alter ego Ted Truthz

  • @akli3481

    @akli3481

    4 жыл бұрын

    Cruz Jekyll ... Cruz Hyde. Did he say stick to FACTS? Is he the same man that said Hong Kong is part of the USA???

  • @aninfinitelyvixxedvip6

    @aninfinitelyvixxedvip6

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@akli3481 he said what??? Really????

  • @akli3481

    @akli3481

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@aninfinitelyvixxedvip6 yes when Ted Cruz was trying to convince Congress to pass the Freedom Democracy Act for Hong Kong....he slipped up and made this statement. This is when RIOTERS were destroying HK in the name of Democracy last year. It's based on LIES and Fake News.

  • @sindhujasai1345
    @sindhujasai13454 жыл бұрын

    Is this how trump talks in almost every interview? I mean he out of nowhere drifts apart from the topic and talks about his great uncle and how much of a 'Natural ability' he has in stuff like this?

  • @tabby73

    @tabby73

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sindhuja Sai Yea that's him. He always brings it back to himself.

  • @saphlistser1265

    @saphlistser1265

    4 жыл бұрын

    Heh - you've only just started watching this reality show, I take it? Grab some popcorn and your favorite drink - it's quite the ride.

  • @schattentaenzerin

    @schattentaenzerin

    4 жыл бұрын

    He just keeps getting distracted by how super smart he is ;)

  • @dandx67895

    @dandx67895

    4 жыл бұрын

    I always thought Trevoh somehow exaggerates Trump's tone and body language but turns out Trump is like that all the time lol

  • @khanhnguyennam6007

    @khanhnguyennam6007

    4 жыл бұрын

    FUCK OFF DICKHEAD, TRUMP IS GOOD 2020

  • @evilsWa
    @evilsWa4 жыл бұрын

    Trump: “I like this stuff. I really get it.” Narrator: “But Trump didn’t really get it.”

  • @keithrodriguez4687

    @keithrodriguez4687

    4 жыл бұрын

    evilSWA - beyond pandora films Idk why but the narrator has Morgan Freeman’s voice

  • @jennifervasquez251

    @jennifervasquez251

    4 жыл бұрын

    Some people are now using Swiffer dry pads to clean themselves. It's the new replacement for toilet paper.

  • @TattedIrishxxx

    @TattedIrishxxx

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jennifer Vasquez ecause, at least here in NE Ohio, we can’t find toilet paper and now most of the paper towels are gone too.

  • @kurisutofusan
    @kurisutofusan4 жыл бұрын

    He doesn’t care about people, he just wants to save “his numbers “.

  • @christopherwoodbury7520

    @christopherwoodbury7520

    4 жыл бұрын

    One cannot make a sociopath care about others, but one can make society's rules such that the things in the interest of the sociopath are also in society's best interests. Unfortunately we've let the sociopaths run away with everything.

  • @napalmsf

    @napalmsf

    4 жыл бұрын

    Uh you mean like every other politician? Right. So woke

  • @kasrid-curi

    @kasrid-curi

    4 жыл бұрын

    Napalm SF one, incorrect use of woke. Two, they were just stating an opinion, having been angered by Trump and all the controversy. Woke is when you care about real issues and see through the worlds stupid façade’s. Sorry I don’t always put apostrophes

  • @akkoismydaughter3573

    @akkoismydaughter3573

    4 жыл бұрын

    He said he didnt want the numbers to double by making them all stay on board, i dont see how he doesnt care about people

  • @raffaellasusi3265

    @raffaellasusi3265

    4 жыл бұрын

    Amici americani, scrivo dall'Italia. Abbiate cura di voi, siate prudenti . Un abbraccio❤

  • @smile_bro6762
    @smile_bro67624 жыл бұрын

    Listening to trump over the internet makes you feel like he's an idiot, but watching the bit at 4:05 makes me realise how much worse it must be when it's in person

  • @bwell6941

    @bwell6941

    4 жыл бұрын

    Smile_bro 😂😂

  • @markt9300

    @markt9300

    4 жыл бұрын

    Its like watching a small child pretending to be an adult

  • @fleon4115

    @fleon4115

    4 жыл бұрын

    *nods like he understands what Trump is saying*

  • @esmeraldaloschuetz9120

    @esmeraldaloschuetz9120

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes! OMG, anyone noticed the absoluteley ridiculous expression of fascination / admiration of the guy right next to him (blue-dotted tie)? He either is secretly laughing at him or indeed totally absorbed by the words of this super-genius. Jesus, you're all fucked, people, I hate to say it.

  • @starrysnow7445

    @starrysnow7445

    4 жыл бұрын

    Its entertaining to see how the rest of the people around him just have this poker face listening to him in silence 😂

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza74 жыл бұрын

    I don’t know how people can watch Trump, listen to him or take him seriously as a leader. The words, ramblings are seriously divisive and very concerning.

  • @redjaypictures4528

    @redjaypictures4528

    4 жыл бұрын

    Anybody with half a brain agrees with you, please help us

  • @travman1987

    @travman1987

    4 жыл бұрын

    I don’t know how the left can’t shut up about him. You looking like a bunch of crying babies is getting him re elected.

  • @nicknames5141

    @nicknames5141

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@travman1987 Trump lost the US economy six trillion dollars today. If he is reelected it is only because Fox news' audience is asleep or sedated by 4 pm when stocks close.

  • @Winteramen

    @Winteramen

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Toori Baba you shouldn't obey any man...the president is supposed to work for us, not expect our obedience...

  • @nicknames5141

    @nicknames5141

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Toori Baba the Coronavirus is killing the elderly and shouldn't be joked about. The downside to this is that the elderly do skew conservative.

  • @RichardServello
    @RichardServello4 жыл бұрын

    I'm glad congress gets such great benefits that they can "self-quarantine" and not worry about their jobs or paychecks. Too bad 90% of this country is incapable of losing 2 weeks of work.

  • @yaelB9467

    @yaelB9467

    4 жыл бұрын

    Richard Servello exactly 👍🏼

  • @DubCmusicTV

    @DubCmusicTV

    4 жыл бұрын

    No such thing as cannot

  • @cuauhtemocmorisco3493

    @cuauhtemocmorisco3493

    4 жыл бұрын

    Exactly LOL

  • @mjgamer5512

    @mjgamer5512

    4 жыл бұрын

    Richard Servello I agree that American work environment is extremely unhealthy and toxic. I would prefer an alternative to it but unfortunately, we need a lot of workers in order to maintain our position in the world

  • @DubCmusicTV

    @DubCmusicTV

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@mjgamer5512 2 weeks is not an average work life cycle. and it's highly unlikely you will really need that paycheck of 2 weeks' pay. It is not as important as you think. it never should be.

  • @io100x100
    @io100x1004 жыл бұрын

    I'm from Italy and the problem are not the deaths since the flu sometimes is more dangerous, but the fact that the virus spreads so quickly. The reason why we are locked at home is that if too many people get sick at the same time we won't be able to cure them because the hospital don't have the possibility/the space and the doctors to assist all this ill people. The doctors then would have to make the drastic decision to decide which life to safe, and maybe let elderly people die. So stay at home guys, also considering that you have to pay when you get sick and we don't

  • @greenisgreener

    @greenisgreener

    4 жыл бұрын

    Very insightful, thanks for sharing. It really comes down to practicality of addressing the issue in a balanced way rather than the fear of the source I suppose. Hope things get better sooner rather than later... G speed.

  • @dillcifer

    @dillcifer

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thanks. I’ve heard a report here in the US saying that the spread at least needs to be slowed to make sure that medical facilities in the US aren’t overwhelmed too. Unfortunately, many people aren’t taking this serious at all.

  • @greenisgreener

    @greenisgreener

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@dillcifer curious as to where you're from? I'm from Boston area and people have been losing their shit for a couple weeks now

  • @lucamatteobarbieri2493

    @lucamatteobarbieri2493

    4 жыл бұрын

    Flu death rate minor than 0.1%. Covid19 more than 1%, without medical care even much more than that percentage is to be expected. Flu is a joke in comparison. Also there are flu vaccines, flu terapeutics, flu immune population. Get ready.

  • @greenisgreener

    @greenisgreener

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@lucamatteobarbieri2493 :(

  • @latoshadennis7730
    @latoshadennis77304 жыл бұрын

    NO DOCTOR ever asked him that question 🤣🤣🤣

  • @djuanstanziola9882

    @djuanstanziola9882

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes, Doctor strange in the other dimensions.

  • @reign4723

    @reign4723

    4 жыл бұрын

    By “doctor” Trump means his psychologist doctor, who is trying to figure out wth is wrong with him.

  • @djuanstanziola9882

    @djuanstanziola9882

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Tom-id7zr i thought i had a piece of eye lash on my phone and it is your damn pic lol

  • @kevinmeeker2832

    @kevinmeeker2832

    4 жыл бұрын

    Doctor: "How can you think you know so much about this when you clearly don't?" Trump: "Doctors ask me all the time how I know so much about this."

  • @QuidProQuo911

    @QuidProQuo911

    4 жыл бұрын

    IKR, they’re all standing there like, *’Ummm, please don’t say that.’* 😆

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza74 жыл бұрын

    You have to give The CDC leadership credit for controlling their facial expressions every time Trump spoke. Amazing.

  • @Dracorvis

    @Dracorvis

    4 жыл бұрын

    I think the woman on the right was just about ready to lose it.

  • @urdadisstupid

    @urdadisstupid

    4 жыл бұрын

    Women you comment too much 😂

  • @Dracorvis

    @Dracorvis

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh look, we got a troll.

  • @ovenchicken876

    @ovenchicken876

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Dracorvis why is everyone that says something you dont like a troll.

  • @randallmarsh1187

    @randallmarsh1187

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yea, I think the guy in the red tie failed, LOL

  • @ElenaGaunt
    @ElenaGaunt4 жыл бұрын

    I'm just an Italian in lockdown, watching international videos about Italy lockdown.

  • @aymanelqemmah

    @aymanelqemmah

    4 жыл бұрын

    Elena Gaunt me too :D divertente trovare questo commento lol

  • @lucamatteobarbieri2493

    @lucamatteobarbieri2493

    4 жыл бұрын

    Coraggio, i paesi più colpiti all'inizio saranno i primi a guarire 🤓

  • @ElenaGaunt

    @ElenaGaunt

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@lucamatteobarbieri2493 Mettiamo corna che non si sa mai

  • @LouisFJC

    @LouisFJC

    4 жыл бұрын

    This lady spread Wuhan virus to everyone in ITALY causing the out break and shut down the whole country !!! CCP using this lady to do their propaganda!!!! kzread.info/dash/bejne/fHmepq-LdbHbqZc.html SOMETIME, THEY ARE TOO SIMPLE & NAIVE, THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS CHINA COMMUNIST.

  • @nicator8380

    @nicator8380

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@LouisFJC ahhahah😂😂😂 you would blame everything on Chinese and ccp, if it fits your narrative.

  • @Leumasleumas725
    @Leumasleumas7254 жыл бұрын

    Whenever Trump opens his mouth, its like SNL skit lines!! Lol

  • @BB-bl6nj

    @BB-bl6nj

    4 жыл бұрын

    LOL.

  • @mjhmab

    @mjhmab

    4 жыл бұрын

    ikr it's like i'm watching some sitcom.

  • @napalmsf

    @napalmsf

    4 жыл бұрын

    And you think he doesn't realize it? 😂 Jokes on you

  • @ien2023

    @ien2023

    4 жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @-wypac5620

    @-wypac5620

    4 жыл бұрын

    ☦️😂🤣😂

  • @ibejibenson1783
    @ibejibenson17834 жыл бұрын

    Both republican and democrats are like let's take this serious Donald Trump : You're probably not going to die

  • @saphlistser1265

    @saphlistser1265

    4 жыл бұрын

    And left that superbly simple, they're all correct. The first is just great advice for life in general, if we're being realistic. The second becomes problematic, once we start adding the devil's details into the mix - at that point, turns out, a lot of you are going to die, and Trump is going to be powerless to help you, particularly if you don't take the first basic line of good advice on life in good faith.

  • @fynkozari9271

    @fynkozari9271

    4 жыл бұрын

    Normal people : staying indoors there's a virus outbreak Congress members : gather round, closer, closer to each other we're gonna kiss.

  • @arnav9192

    @arnav9192

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@dwoods6998 The scientists and Publich health departments do yes, the best these politicians can do is listen to these much smarter people

  • @apocalypse487

    @apocalypse487

    4 жыл бұрын

    Republicans only after downplaying how serious it is. Once they get exposed then they say, listen to the experts. A bunch of idiots.

  • @janieevans7732

    @janieevans7732

    4 жыл бұрын

    Just dont mess with his golf trips that is more important than our lives

  • @lilyrosesoul0077
    @lilyrosesoul00774 жыл бұрын

    I feel Italy is taking the correct measures.

  • @Bahnishikha_Das

    @Bahnishikha_Das

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah...

  • @Turplemaple6318

    @Turplemaple6318

    4 жыл бұрын

    Out of 44 infection in India , 38 are from Italy , y the hell they are traveling? 😷

  • @beatrice9003

    @beatrice9003

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Black Power america too but more

  • @ratedr9672

    @ratedr9672

    4 жыл бұрын

    Too late though, they should have done this weeks ago when it was apparent that they’d lost control.... 🤔

  • @anythingcanhappen290

    @anythingcanhappen290

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Black Power my problem is that corona don't give a shit about black white or yellow soooo y go there.......and I'm black

  • @amberroll9945
    @amberroll99454 жыл бұрын

    WHY DOES HE KEEP BRINGING UP THIS UNCLE THAT HE HAD? ... Having a smart uncle does not make you smart.

  • @mustafasaqib1688
    @mustafasaqib16884 жыл бұрын

    Nobody: Corona to trump: Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, so here are my numbers, so call me maybe

  • @Timmah200
    @Timmah2004 жыл бұрын

    Every time Trump opens his mouth, my brain starts to hurt.

  • @kennethhartless63

    @kennethhartless63

    4 жыл бұрын

    Timmah200 his shut down!

  • @GuilhermeFerreira-mk2wi

    @GuilhermeFerreira-mk2wi

    4 жыл бұрын

    Next time he will try to be as smart as you

  • @Timmah200

    @Timmah200

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@GuilhermeFerreira-mk2wi Key word, "try." Haha. Not to say I'm smart...I'm really not. But in my opinion, Trump doesn't really set the bar too high lol.

  • @sophiahabel1644

    @sophiahabel1644

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol sorry but I have to laugh

  • @salvadorhpo2030

    @salvadorhpo2030

    4 жыл бұрын

    That is because your brain is too small for such wisdom...lol...

  • @garypickford2313
    @garypickford23134 жыл бұрын

    Trump knows a lot about science? This is the same man that wanted to try to use a nuclear weapon on a hurricane!

  • @PaddleAsia

    @PaddleAsia

    4 жыл бұрын

    He said that windmills cause cancer too! 😂😁

  • @Vagajammer

    @Vagajammer

    4 жыл бұрын

    ...and a sharpie on a weather map

  • @bsing2u

    @bsing2u

    4 жыл бұрын

    Just once I wish the group that stands next to him would just interject and totally call him out.

  • @correaplayz01nunya93

    @correaplayz01nunya93

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol right

  • @rip192

    @rip192

    4 жыл бұрын

    Plus asbestos would've prevented 9/11

  • @deaththekid3625
    @deaththekid36254 жыл бұрын

    In the words of our great cheeto "You PROBABLY won't die" 🤣🤣

  • @greenisgreener

    @greenisgreener

    4 жыл бұрын

    our great cheeto HAHAHAH

  • @dannyphan777

    @dannyphan777

    4 жыл бұрын

    lmfaooo

  • @JohnZimmer-MannerofSpeaking
    @JohnZimmer-MannerofSpeaking4 жыл бұрын

    Feeling fortunate. Three weeks ago I had dinner in Milan and then continued the next day to Bologna for work before returning to Geneva via Rome. Wishing all of Italy-and all of us-the best of luck to deal with COVID-19.

  • @luigibrioschi970

    @luigibrioschi970

    4 жыл бұрын

    and to you too sir!

  • @JohnZimmer-MannerofSpeaking

    @JohnZimmer-MannerofSpeaking

    4 жыл бұрын

    Luigi Brioschi Grazie, Luigi. In bocca al lupo. (Ho studiato italiano quando ero nel liceo.)

  • @symphonix9643
    @symphonix96434 жыл бұрын

    He wanted to shout “Kobe” so bad but the writers had it switch it to “from downtooooown”

  • @baleighburrell5760

    @baleighburrell5760

    4 жыл бұрын

    Anatole Noskov 🥺

  • @Jett-King

    @Jett-King

    4 жыл бұрын

    Aww I guarantee it!

  • @joshDammmit
    @joshDammmit4 жыл бұрын

    People are dying, and he just can’t help but fluff himself.

  • @handoverthestromboli6715

    @handoverthestromboli6715

    4 жыл бұрын

    SO MANY PEOPLE ARE GETTING BETTER, DONT BE FOOLED BY THE NEWS

  • @handoverthestromboli6715

    @handoverthestromboli6715

    4 жыл бұрын

    Pitbull Romans 5:8 one single cases with 300 people, question: how many people are living 7 BILLION, they won’t die!

  • @tremolux6315

    @tremolux6315

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sure its bad for the affected people! But just to put it in relation... 61.000 people died from "normal" influenza during the winter season 2017-2018 Did anyone care? Did people stop making jokes about a "flu"? ;)

  • @priyatambrahma46

    @priyatambrahma46

    4 жыл бұрын

    Guess people never understand untill they are the victim

  • @mysterafever3565

    @mysterafever3565

    4 жыл бұрын

    People die every day. The flu has killed more.

  • @thereapersperch
    @thereapersperch4 жыл бұрын

    I don't know what's more embarrassing and cringeworthy: listening to Trump boast about his abilities to professionals or watching those sycophantic professionals kow tow to him

  • @benjaminroxx12
    @benjaminroxx124 жыл бұрын

    I love how consistent this show is in regards to content, delivery, and levels of humor. Favorite way to stay informed by far!

  • @windmillcancersurvivorwind6746
    @windmillcancersurvivorwind67464 жыл бұрын

    We got a serious case of moronavirus

  • @djuanstanziola9882

    @djuanstanziola9882

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dumbassvirus lol

  • @ineffabledharmicpolytheist7828

    @ineffabledharmicpolytheist7828

    4 жыл бұрын

    What about quran - o-virus? 🤦‍♂️

  • @dasstigma

    @dasstigma

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Bruce Leroy

  • @emeraldkat2167

    @emeraldkat2167

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Bruce Leroy Just cause you put the word fact after an opinion, does not magically change it into a fact.

  • @davidtruett3346

    @davidtruett3346

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Bruce Leroy Could I tell you what is a possibility. Trump shook the hand of a person from cpac whom was exposed to coronavirus

  • @nadinadi8385
    @nadinadi83854 жыл бұрын

    How is anyone taking this “super genius” seriously!?!? How can reasonable adults stand around and listen to him and keep a straight face!?!?😳

  • @kevinmeeker2832

    @kevinmeeker2832

    4 жыл бұрын

    _reasonable_ adults can't. Its the unreasonable ones that outweigh the rest of us.

  • @pieceofcake6050

    @pieceofcake6050

    4 жыл бұрын

    he is your president, you chose him and now you stuck with him

  • @gdeeddh

    @gdeeddh

    4 жыл бұрын

    Reasonable adults who want a job can...

  • @khanhnguyennam6007

    @khanhnguyennam6007

    4 жыл бұрын

    FUCK OFF DICKHEAD, TRUMP IS GOOD 2020

  • @mecube9148

    @mecube9148

    4 жыл бұрын

    Because they'll just blindly follow him and divert to Obama, Hillary or MAGA with no logic following behind it. SMH so because he had an uncle in MIT he's natural but coronavirus is not a big deal.... please people let that sink in for a moment

  • @kevintsang4327
    @kevintsang43274 жыл бұрын

    Ww3: I’ll give you a break Coronavirus: Not so fast

  • @lachelleflood5373
    @lachelleflood53734 жыл бұрын

    That sneeze joke "Got Me Good" Trevor Noah!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mori1bund
    @mori1bund4 жыл бұрын

    Republicans when other people are affected: "this is all fake and no big deal at all. We don't care!" Republcans when *They* are affected: "this is serious!!!!! Everybody should care!!! SCIENTIFIC FACTS..."

  • @ichijofestival2576

    @ichijofestival2576

    4 жыл бұрын

    This is literally the republican MO. Their position on any issue depends on whether or not it directly affects them. In brief, they are what medical professionals call "egocentric assholes."

  • @samanthasweeting668

    @samanthasweeting668

    4 жыл бұрын

    Exactly, they lack empathy and thats important

  • @samanthasweeting668

    @samanthasweeting668

    4 жыл бұрын

    @corbin dallas and how is that? Please explain very deeply.

  • @samanthasweeting668

    @samanthasweeting668

    4 жыл бұрын

    @corbin dallas what are you talking about. I was talking about health care. Rich people giving in money so they can help the less fortunate, so everyone could have health care.

  • @evansageser6943

    @evansageser6943

    4 жыл бұрын

    @corbin dallas Are you actually insane? You're really peddling the crackpot bioweapon theory?

  • @armandoroman2729
    @armandoroman27294 жыл бұрын

    Neil Degrasse Tyson: "We will see how people will follow science & medicine." Now tell that to the republicans, climate change sceptics, evangelicals, and flat-earthers.

  • @SimonDelaneyBE

    @SimonDelaneyBE

    4 жыл бұрын

    Spot on bro 👍

  • @pi17

    @pi17

    4 жыл бұрын

    Who are Republicans exactly and also Democrats?

  • @Jay-om8gr

    @Jay-om8gr

    4 жыл бұрын

    Armando Roman flat earthers are mostly dems and anti vax mfers are also mostly dems. Let’s see how anti vax they’ll be with the covid 19 vaccine

  • @oboretaiwritingch.2077

    @oboretaiwritingch.2077

    4 жыл бұрын

    Here in Asia people are listening to scientists alright. I just hope they weren't the "scientists" they saw on Facebook who say garlic makes you immune or blame beers or try to sell you BS medicine that they themselves can't even explain.

  • @Jay-om8gr

    @Jay-om8gr

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy Jazz neither side I’m an independent. But i have a question for you.... we both saw what happened to ya boy Bernie. So wha chu gon do in November

  • @goro_majima98
    @goro_majima984 жыл бұрын

    HAHAHAHAHAHAH as an Italian hearing prime Minister Giuseppi Conte is the hilarious thing ever.

  • @ladyGZSeChu

    @ladyGZSeChu

    4 жыл бұрын

    Francesca fra lmao I love how they pronounce Italians name. So funny. Americans really are a riot

  • @goro_majima98

    @goro_majima98

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ladyGZSeChu truly 🤣

  • @francisxavier8374
    @francisxavier83744 жыл бұрын

    italy here, some supermarkets started allowing only 2 clients at a time schools and universities are closed down until around next month you literally are not allowed to move outside your region unless you have work or health reasons it's pretty wild

  • @chazztreat8317
    @chazztreat83174 жыл бұрын

    2:42 “the stable genius in chief is on the case” Me: “we’re all gonna die”

  • @latoshadennis7730

    @latoshadennis7730

    4 жыл бұрын

    IKR 🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @sea0fgreen33
    @sea0fgreen334 жыл бұрын

    Cruz can stay in quarantine forever.

  • @saphlistser1265

    @saphlistser1265

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kind of feel bad for the guy and his cohorts - they're going to catch so much crap from their party for publicly going against the party narrative and the PoTUS wishes. Hope he'll survive the political fallout as well as the physical one.

  • @vidmasterK1

    @vidmasterK1

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Bruce Leroy that is your response? That's it? Damn girl, try better.

  • @bobpadilla3889

    @bobpadilla3889

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Bruce Leroy um... good one,?

  • @taylorw4565
    @taylorw45654 жыл бұрын

    The collar tho 😂😂😂

  • @777Lumiere
    @777Lumiere4 жыл бұрын

    Valhalla’s problem was my favorite part 😂😂

  • @CodyMerritt
    @CodyMerritt4 жыл бұрын

    "If the Coronavirus is in Italy does that mean it isn't safe it eat Italian food?! But I love Olive Garden." - People who were racist against Chinese because of the Coronvarius

  • @Tinker-xr1gi

    @Tinker-xr1gi

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmao all the racist probably feel really stupid right about now 😩

  • @TL-kt2ye

    @TL-kt2ye

    4 жыл бұрын

    Righttttttt. 😂🤣😂😂. Put down that spaghetti and meatballs.

  • @contraryMV

    @contraryMV

    4 жыл бұрын

    Have you ever seen an actual Italian in an Olive Garden?

  • @sisuguillam5109

    @sisuguillam5109

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Tinker-xr1gi Racists never feel stupid.

  • @tamhuy10

    @tamhuy10

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Gerald Mack olive garden is as italian as panda express is chinese

  • @watherby29
    @watherby294 жыл бұрын

    Italy is testing extensively so they have the most cases discovered. Other countries have most probably the same but aren't testing that much.

  • @Matt-ro7cb

    @Matt-ro7cb

    4 жыл бұрын

    watherby29 that’s very wrong lol. Can you please explain to me South Korea? They’ve tested over 100,000 people and their death rate is .6%. It’s much more likely that Italy has 1000s of cases that aren’t accounted for and this makes the death rate seem higher.

  • @ladyGZSeChu

    @ladyGZSeChu

    4 жыл бұрын

    Matt Forgione the death rate is higher because Italy, my country, has a population of mostly old people. And if you’re old, most of the time with this virus you die

  • @watherby29

    @watherby29

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Matt-ro7cb This is all possible. I am just saying that Italy tests more extensively than other countries so far so they discovered more cases.

  • @watherby29

    @watherby29

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ladyGZSeChu That is true for most European countries

  • @ladyGZSeChu

    @ladyGZSeChu

    4 жыл бұрын

    watherby29 not really, since we’re second to Japan with most elderly people

  • @Suruchi1223
    @Suruchi12234 жыл бұрын

    4:05 it must be so hard for the people around Trump to keep a straight face!

  • @KingTChalla69
    @KingTChalla694 жыл бұрын

    “Boom, Corona’s Valhallas problem now” I’m fucking dead!! 😂😂

  • @jakeychanm.83
    @jakeychanm.834 жыл бұрын

    So now they believe science and medicine?! I thought they were gonna pray the sickness away lol

  • @paymanhashimi673

    @paymanhashimi673

    4 жыл бұрын

    Medicine is just a mean, Allah said for every dieses there is a cure, Do you make the Medicine from Nothing if nothing grow and no rain come how will you make medicine. May Almaighty guide you and all of us.

  • @paymanhashimi673

    @paymanhashimi673

    4 жыл бұрын

    In this case you are right because most of Christian say Jesus Cure if you belive in him this is a Falsh believe. Now they struggling

  • @furball8967
    @furball89674 жыл бұрын

    When Trump says..”people are surprised I know this stuff” and the guy on his left nods his head 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.. YEP! We are surprised, that you THINK you know anything!!

  • @momova2593
    @momova25934 жыл бұрын

    Whoever is the Democrat candidate: VOTE

  • @nazomius7033

    @nazomius7033

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Lelouch Vibritannia Ouch, Yang 2024

  • @brightbite
    @brightbite4 жыл бұрын

    "Are you in, genius? Are you in, capable? In, solent? In, describable?"- Bugs Bunny

  • @KeithDec25
    @KeithDec254 жыл бұрын

    "Stable genius on the case" We are at the mercy of a total incompetent. Unless it touches him-it is just not that important.

  • @micki7910
    @micki79104 жыл бұрын

    I know Gatz is kicking himself over that gas mask gag he pulled. Lol

  • @shimeih2287
    @shimeih22874 жыл бұрын

    Man coronavirus citywide quarantine has really taken it's toll on me 🤦🏾‍♂️ I'm a big introvert but 2.5 months in lockdown at home is just too much😩😩🙌🏼

  • @SiCKenz
    @SiCKenz4 жыл бұрын

    4:25 had to replay that a few times to gauge the facial reaction of each person there... Good stuff.

  • @Raheem_876
    @Raheem_8764 жыл бұрын

    Everyone around him just “ yes “men

  • @kevinmeeker2832

    @kevinmeeker2832

    4 жыл бұрын

    I think he is his own biggest "yes" man and that's enough for him. I can't imagine a doctor gassin' him up like that.

  • @dinghanxue704

    @dinghanxue704

    4 жыл бұрын

    Cause every person who dares to say no has already been fired, I guess.

  • @vidmasterK1

    @vidmasterK1

    4 жыл бұрын

    That is what we call a safe space. An echo chamber. And his supporters are the very same people who mock the left for wanting such things.

  • @natewap308
    @natewap3084 жыл бұрын

    I give a ton of credit to those Doc's who didn't even crack a smile let alone piss their pants while Mr. Trump verbally blew himself on their behalf. #👍Dr's

  • @ladyaerostar24

    @ladyaerostar24

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Pitbull Romans 5:8 I noticed that too, he's looking at Trump as if to say: "Are you serious???" lMHO he gives him the look of disbelief as to what he is hearing...

  • @thedivinebandit
    @thedivinebandit4 жыл бұрын

    "The body of Christ....from downtownnn!!" Trevor is nuts!🤣🤣🤣

  • @James-ww4lv
    @James-ww4lv4 жыл бұрын

    Honestly it s insane that people make fun of our situation !!!!! Shame on you America.... Giacomo from Veneto,Italy.

  • @lifelessfigure
    @lifelessfigure4 жыл бұрын

    Omg this is so funny!! I'm italian and I'm in quarantine at home... In these days i needed so hard to laugh, thank you!! I love irony

  • @camistar6

    @camistar6

    4 жыл бұрын

    :0 how are you doing over there?

  • @lifelessfigure

    @lifelessfigure

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@camistar6 It's hard, but we are strong... we will win this fight!

  • @suepeng2505

    @suepeng2505

    4 жыл бұрын

    lifelessfigure hope your country will recover soon. Hope your country will win the virus soon. @-@ God bless!!

  • @magicscoolbus3834
    @magicscoolbus38344 жыл бұрын

    "The body of Christ, from doooowwntownnn!!" I died on this part but the stained tan on the President finished burying me!!😂😂😂

  • @MrParis215

    @MrParis215

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bruh I couldn't keep it together at work watching this 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ogagaovie
    @ogagaovie4 жыл бұрын

    Trump's hand gestures are killing me

  • @hatchixnana
    @hatchixnana4 жыл бұрын

    “He could be dead...or worse...he could be quarantined with Ted Cruz”

  • @pinksapphire.2262

    @pinksapphire.2262

    4 жыл бұрын

    DililyPoof Now that is funny

  • @pinksapphire.2262

    @pinksapphire.2262

    4 жыл бұрын

    Any idea when? 😂

  • @bradleyblackburn7523
    @bradleyblackburn75234 жыл бұрын

    I still can't believe this guy is a president 🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @zacharyorr4358
    @zacharyorr43584 жыл бұрын

    3:33 trumps spray tan is literally rubbing off onto his collar

  • @d1chosen973
    @d1chosen9734 жыл бұрын

    "he's a great super genius" 😂😂

  • @modrubo2374
    @modrubo23744 жыл бұрын

    When you realize ur in Italy:Chuckles I'm in danger

  • @infinitykami8998
    @infinitykami89984 жыл бұрын

    Don’t get on any cruise ship with “Princess” in its name.

  • @OneDude7745

    @OneDude7745

    4 жыл бұрын

    Note to self.

  • @sheilameyers152

    @sheilameyers152

    4 жыл бұрын

    Why are people still boarding cruise ships after all that has happened? Tempting fate....

  • @pearl_8782

    @pearl_8782

    4 жыл бұрын

    Don't get on anything...just anything

  • @Gerhard2770

    @Gerhard2770

    4 жыл бұрын

    Welcome to PRISON cruises!

  • @PamphileJonathan

    @PamphileJonathan

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yep, don't get on any cruise with Ted Cruz.

  • @richarddarlington1139
    @richarddarlington11394 жыл бұрын

    Truman, "The buck stops here." Trump,* "It wasn't my fault!" Yeah, that pretty well sums it up.

  • @davidhollenshead4892

    @davidhollenshead4892

    4 жыл бұрын

    Actually Trump not only denies fault but he also attempts to blame others...

  • @gfreezone2581

    @gfreezone2581

    4 жыл бұрын

    Anyone who criticizes another ought to be better, walking in subject’s shoes!

  • @richarddarlington1139

    @richarddarlington1139

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@davidhollenshead4892 Well, let's be fair here. Owning up to your mistakes is what makes a good person, self-aware and introspective. But remember, we're talking about Trump* here. He's about as cerebral as a head of cabbage.

  • @richarddarlington1139

    @richarddarlington1139

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Shaq GasEngine Ha! Good one. Can I get a test kit on the side with that? Frankly, I'm not concerned about Trump* supporters. They are, by definition, collateral damage by way of too much inbreeding and the Trump* administration. They can't be saved.

  • @richarddarlington1139

    @richarddarlington1139

    4 жыл бұрын

    @drew pedersen Yeah, I can see it now... "This week, on Lifestyles of the Bloated and Parasitic, we take you inside the life and times of Donald Trump, as he..." "Honey? Where's the remote?!!"

  • @starrkcoyote5674
    @starrkcoyote56744 жыл бұрын

    Gahahaha that guys face when Trump is talking about leaving them on the boat is fuckin priceless

  • @StefaniaCzech
    @StefaniaCzech4 жыл бұрын

    Oh my gosh Trevor ! I needed this laugh so bad on this day of this horrible Global crisis. You are a lifesaver!

  • @pinkninja4698
    @pinkninja46984 жыл бұрын

    Trumps voice is a joke that never ends. Like how is that someone’s natural voice.

  • @noraabdulla2486

    @noraabdulla2486

    4 жыл бұрын

    Pink Ninja know going to take seriouly

  • @Baalenciaga666

    @Baalenciaga666

    4 жыл бұрын

    Banana Farmer so you’re officially insane don’t need a test for that at least

  • @izzywoods794

    @izzywoods794

    4 жыл бұрын

    Banana Farmer people that live in China must be lying too then huh 🤣

  • @xy6845

    @xy6845

    4 жыл бұрын

    Everything about him is a joke

  • @hikdingle2210

    @hikdingle2210

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Banana Farmer I hope you are not serious china is infested. Don't worry the U.S. will give you the vaccine that we already developed and is headed through testing now. No need to thank us our precious.

  • @galacticpills
    @galacticpills4 жыл бұрын

    You make my day every morning. I get to learn something and laugh my heart out too. Thank you Trevor ♥️

  • @xXOfficerDibblesXx
    @xXOfficerDibblesXx4 жыл бұрын

    Why do I feel like we've just finished the movie with Johnny 5 and now WALL-E and Eva are waiting for a few people on the mothership??😭😭

  • @colechapman6976
    @colechapman69764 жыл бұрын

    Finally being an introvert like myself has its advantages.

  • @ShiningBlastoise
    @ShiningBlastoise4 жыл бұрын

    I internally shouted, "Kobe!" as Trevor shot the imaginary Eucharist. RIP.

  • @Kowasi

    @Kowasi

    4 жыл бұрын

    The divine basket…

  • @jenpenn22
    @jenpenn224 жыл бұрын

    I'm immunocompromised and if I had to choose between trying my luck with coronavirus or being quarantined with Ted Cruz? 10/10 rooming with the virus.

  • @Kiev-en-3-jours

    @Kiev-en-3-jours

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Tom Guertin But if it was a few days before the fall of Berlin? Knowing Hitler would kill himself anyway. And if you knew Trump would soon be joining you in quarantine (within a week). Who would you use that bullet for? Would you shot Hitler, Cruze or wait for Trump?

  • @geraldhaynesjr1815
    @geraldhaynesjr18154 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for the laughs in all these matters. You are to funny. 😂🤣😆🤧🤧😷😷🤭🤭🤭

  • @BartekDeGod100
    @BartekDeGod1004 жыл бұрын

    It’s hilarious hearing “facts and medical science” coming out of Ted Cruz’s mouth.

  • @SpaceMagicStorm
    @SpaceMagicStorm4 жыл бұрын

    He's so red, maybe they ran out of his usual orange spray tan and replaced it with lobster 🦞

  • @Daniel-oq1tf
    @Daniel-oq1tf4 жыл бұрын

    Been waiting for this 🤲🏽

  • @momscott3500
    @momscott35004 жыл бұрын

    I just love your show and sense of humor.💯

  • @ashleyjaff24
    @ashleyjaff244 жыл бұрын

    Thank you, Trevor. You helped me get my Mom to laugh

  • @BrydyC
    @BrydyC4 жыл бұрын

    “I like this stuff I really get it” *Doubt it* Edit:The first part probably the second definite no

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza74 жыл бұрын

    But there are not enough beautiful tests and we have no confidence you are telling the truth.

  • @D.Purohit
    @D.Purohit4 жыл бұрын

    Sneez with your eyes open is Hilarious....😂😂😂 Aa cheee...😂😂😂😂

  • @gourianand433
    @gourianand4334 жыл бұрын

    Amazing Job on this one!! :)

  • @paulorganisation1
    @paulorganisation14 жыл бұрын

    3:20 the guy on the right couldn't believe the stupidity he had his mouth opened

  • @EdricLysharae

    @EdricLysharae

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's what I saw too. That is a look of a man trying to not hear what he's hearing.

  • @mangojulie123

    @mangojulie123

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was wondering how they all kept a straight face when he talked about his natural ability and how much he knows about this stuff. Sycophants all!

  • @burningwp
    @burningwp4 жыл бұрын

    Trump would love to be in quarantine: "I guess I have to spend the rest of my term playing golf at Mar a Lago"

  • 4 жыл бұрын

    Trump could have been the best General, Doctor, Scientist, weatherman, intelligence agent, etc. Hell he even said he could have been the best educated black man ever with all of our "special programs" designed for us. How could anyone be that narcissistic?

  • @areswalker5647

    @areswalker5647

    4 жыл бұрын

    His aim is to be the BEST narcissist, obviously.

  • @sharonabraham7204
    @sharonabraham72044 жыл бұрын

    The stain on the collar could be fake tan Or maybe... CHEETOS🤣🤣🤣

  • @lavwrenbeeh9520
    @lavwrenbeeh95204 жыл бұрын

    I can't even! Listening to this Orange Toad. Hopefully he'll just go away when the weather warms up. That would be a Miracle!

  • @Sweetie_abundant_heart

    @Sweetie_abundant_heart

    4 жыл бұрын

    He'll never live down that statement if the virus gets out of hand.

  • @FzHnn

    @FzHnn

    4 жыл бұрын

    I sometimes wonder if him being a president is a joke gone too far. Like some people in the Republican party joke to his friends: "let's make this weird rambling dude a presidential candidate and see what will happen lol."

  • @sandburgmartin7947
    @sandburgmartin79474 жыл бұрын

    45 sounded like my drunk uncle telling us how to make gasoline from water and potatoes.

  • @kass1089
    @kass10894 жыл бұрын

    Remember: Bernie roasted Trump about his missing "natural ability" understanding the virus or any other medical issues in the latest Fox Town Hall. Priceless!

  • @TheRavensOmen

    @TheRavensOmen

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bernie is simply roasted, so nobody cares what emanates from that cadaverous curmudgeon.

  • @WayneDome-dm8iu

    @WayneDome-dm8iu

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bernie is a nobody. Without the Media, most people would not pay him any attention. Bernie didn't have a job until he was 41. I remember Bernie the Mooch from back in 1974. He would speak so he could get the food afterwards, often he put in his pockets. True Story. Bernie the Mooch still a lousy person.

  • @ogtocs
    @ogtocs4 жыл бұрын

    Ha British voice trump got me dyin 😂😹

  • @MrKolozal
    @MrKolozal4 жыл бұрын

    For real though, it has always been painfully embarrasing to even listen to Trump speaking on behalf of the US(and I'm not even from there). Which is why I don't understand how people can listen to him on Fox and at his rallies etc, but even after all of that - he is really outdoing himself on being a terrible human being once again. He has declared the most hardcore state of denial on reality the world has ever seen.

  • @gemelwalters2942

    @gemelwalters2942

    4 жыл бұрын

    it should tell you what a sad state of affairs the education system is that so many ppl can go to a rally, listen to that man speak and walk out thinking....."that's the guy i'm voting for"

  • @zlyan8397

    @zlyan8397

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Tom-id7zr I once thought republican or democratic in the US is all about left or right, now become clear the republicans are just stupid.

  • @saphlistser1265

    @saphlistser1265

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Tom-id7zr Preach on beast, preach on. It might land on some thoughtful ears and break through some blinders. Hopefully some of that water takes root in good soil.

  • @OGGamingABC
    @OGGamingABC4 жыл бұрын

    The red hat tells you all you need to know about what Trump cares about. His red hat.

  • @timothyball3144

    @timothyball3144

    4 жыл бұрын

    Right! He's at the CDC not one of his emotional support rallies.

  • @allhailthamac
    @allhailthamac4 жыл бұрын

    That got to be the worse if you at your side chicks house and it’s a lockdown 😂😂😂

  • @rosalieadams6627
    @rosalieadams66274 жыл бұрын

    4:16 all the men around him look pissed

  • @__-go9cj

    @__-go9cj

    4 жыл бұрын

    1 is pissed. AND AMMUSED.

  • @lucacommonjay7894
    @lucacommonjay78944 жыл бұрын

    Over here, in the Netherlands, 3 people have died, and we are having serious restrictions as well. If you come from Italy, you have to work from home for 2 weeks, if you're from one of the infected areas, you have to work from home, big meetings and events are cancelled, stuff like that.

  • @beatricecallan

    @beatricecallan

    4 жыл бұрын

    The very same here in Switzerland.....if you come from a country like Italy or with similar cases, you must stay at home for at least two weeks and work from home if possible!!

  • @MovieSeriesClips
    @MovieSeriesClips4 жыл бұрын

    Even now Trump is wearing that Keep America Great cap. *That guy's mouth should be quarantined.*

  • @silverbat5873

    @silverbat5873

    4 жыл бұрын

    lock it up. lock it up.

  • @ricricci7511
    @ricricci75114 жыл бұрын

    3:40 had me on the floor...

  • @Real28
    @Real284 жыл бұрын

    Too soon to say: Kobe! ? Lol

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