Cop: "Come out with your hands up!" Squirrel: 🙌

@Bear-Knight

5 ай бұрын

Squirrels return fire eith mpre accorns

The guy was searched. The cop had a panic attack that made his legs go limp. The department let him retire instead of charging him for assault with a deadly weapon. If you or anyone else shot up a car over an acorn you’d be in prison but he gets Qualified Immunity.

@QueenSloan

5 ай бұрын

Qualified immunity would require the officer to be Qualified. Qualified means extensive training. There's no way he had a panic attack if he was trained. Therefore he shouldn't have Qualified immunity. Ik you was just stating what they said happened, so this isn't directed towards you.

@CocktailsConsoles

5 ай бұрын

Yeah, something smells off. After he burned 3/4th of his mag on the back of the car, he laid down saying "I'm hit" and burned the rest ... was there multiple acorns?

@xpaulyxable

5 ай бұрын

I've seen hundreds of these videos and these guys often keep a small firearm tucked in their ass. One video has them searched, handcuffed, and the guy fires on police.

@mattbarker1411

5 ай бұрын

​@@xpaulyxableno you haven't.

@TheMightyMidget

5 ай бұрын

@@xpaulyxableSo they cuffed an assailant and then said assailant pulled a gun out of his arse? People like you will come out w anything to defend a badge

I agree with Flawd. Ive been married for 26 years. Dont shame your man by advertising your bare bodies to other men

@Gianfranco_69

5 ай бұрын

It doesnt have to be about 'revealing' clothes... my Missus calls me 'the talking mirror' ..she asks me opinions about her work outfits sometimes and i will tell her if it 'aint working' , she tells me as well when i am looking a state , its one of the cool things about relationships.... frikkin feedback

I find the lack of Ahoys disturbing

@lukesalazar9283

5 ай бұрын

Indeed

"If you bring your loved one to a former pizza hut, you get what you get" Dave is so damn funny

Flawd calling out Angela on her feminist views was great 👍👍

How the hell did Angela work for Crowder 😂

Flawd is right on the sex issue. Feminism has ruined dating and the beauty of being in a relationship

How are the ambiguously Normal duo not at 1M subs yet. Let's do this!!!

@weadone

5 ай бұрын

Because only somethings are funny, I like the show and guests but half the time the jokes are shit , I don’t find them as funny as when they were on crowder,

@bobbyberry5559

5 ай бұрын

They don't promote enough. I heard about this show kinda.....through the grapevine....

@TheMightyMidget

5 ай бұрын

@@weadoneBecause Stephen is Hilarious. Wish everyone shouted the punchlines. Also being you’re someone who spells some things as one word, I suspect a lot of the humour goes over your head.

Ive never seen a person pull a real life ricky bobby. That acorn sounded nothing like a gunshot... dude just started screaming and rolling around. Help me tom cruise!!

Flawed is actually pretty based, respect

Another excellent show! Love the Normal World

That cop video was nuts...

Dave had the housekeeping staff change his sheets to Miracle Made

The statistics on cohabitating prior to marriage and its correlation with divorce are clear and irrefutable. It's actually one of the easiest demonstrations of "common sense" being at odds with reality.

@spracketskooch

5 ай бұрын

The question I ask is why? A lot of people see a statistic like that and don't even attempt to explain why, they just accept it as fact.

I love flawdzilla i been watching him since he was just rap music reactions

I live right down the road from that funeral home

@lukesalazar9283

5 ай бұрын

Lucky.. did you get any free soup?

Yaya! Flawd and Meux!! I love when all of yall are together! I do miss Elijah though...

With police like these, who needs criminals?

IT WAS ONE OF THEM GHOST ACORNS WITH A ILLEGAL BUMP STOCK

Absolutely unhinged episode… loved it.

The squirrel in the tree, freaking butter fingers.

@mrfixitishere

5 ай бұрын

That squirrel emptied his bowls.

Glock 17 = 17 rounds +1 in chamber Glock 19 = 15 rounds +1 in chamber

For being in Texas, you know way too little of basic firearms

Finally getting to watch! Yay! Flawd and Meaux! Love you!! Hey Dave, hey QBG, hey Angela! 👋

@bryantstewart8280

5 ай бұрын

Who dis

"Sexual compatibility" is 110% feminism

@spracketskooch

5 ай бұрын

Not really. If your genes are too similar to a potential partner's, then they will stink and you'll generally be unattracted to them. Beyond that though, I agree with you.

@Likexner

5 ай бұрын

I agree. If one has a twig and berries and the other has a taco, theyre sexually compatible. "Sexual compatibility" sounds like code for looking for a sex god at the expense of what really matters.

"on valentines day, no means yes!" I'm dying!!

Flawd and Meaux are Cool As... always been a watcher and they definitely deserve as much success as is Humanly possible .... BIG UPs from England

7:59 Standard issue Glock 19 is usually 15-20 rounds, more with an extended mag. 8+1 is more for, like, a 1911. Edit: Went back and counted - he fired 20 rounds.

The cop is the real life equivalent of a Storm Trooper from Star Wars lol.

This must be the origin story of Paul Blart and how he ended up as a mall Cop...

He thinks a glock has 9 rounds in it 😂😂

Glock 19 - probably 15 rounds in the magazine. The cop rolled over twice instead of trying to move away because he hoped to destroy his body cam so that nobody would see proof that he executed the already handcuffed prisoner in the vehicle he was shooting. He retired because the body cam wasn't destroyed.

@bobbyberry5559

5 ай бұрын

Absolute surgical precision in this comment. Right down to the g19 capacity lol WITHOUT googling.... 4" barrel or 4.25"?

@realitytroll1155

5 ай бұрын

@bobbyberry5559 I still carry a G22, though. More mods for it make it more useful to me.

@LiberPater777

5 ай бұрын

They were on duty, so likely carrying the 17, which holds 17+1 9x19's. Unless they were carrying a 22, which holds 15+1 in .40SW

Not 8 rounds, 17 rounds. Per mag. Dude dumped 35 rounds, plus the other cop shot a few. So call it 40 rounds and none of them connected with the acorn.

This show is awesome. Y'all gotta promote it more! This channel deserves a Million

“Nine round clip”Nice job guys.

Note the distinct lack of gunshot noise accompanying the acorn

Acorns falling from trees at my house have literally dented my car. I get it. We've never thought we were being shot at though. Lol

I like Body Hut personally,it would even have a great slogan:No one outbodies The Hut. 😂

Meaux is looking super healthy, I know, weird thing to say, but true. Flawd is hilarious as always

Best episode

Much love from FLAWD SKWAD 🎉

@mrfixitishere

5 ай бұрын

Love that this has a translation for this😂

theory: some kid in a back yard with a sling shot

If he's made of chocolate that makes Garret a Kinder Surprise

@offthedockproductions7151

5 ай бұрын

whoops. Sorry google kids, that's a comment meant for rumble...

9 rounds in a Glock eh?... Didn't know cops were adhering to Cali compliance 🤣

Best ad read yet!!

Great show guys! Luckily, I got to watch after the little one went to bed because j was dying laughing the whole time. PS- I agree Meaux looked beautiful tonight 😍

SHEETS?! LMAO

15 +1 rounds in a Glock 19 if you're using a standard magazine.

Your ad-reads are getting better and better! 😂

Daves room looks like a furnished apartment in 1982

The acorn shouldn't have resisted

Best Miracle Made sheets ad ever😂

American say E-mooo. Aussies say E-myooo

@TheBlackbirdFly

5 ай бұрын

I'm American. I say Ee-mew (or 'E-myooo' as you wrote it).

Dude rolled around like Ricky Bobby "on fire". Someone call Tom Cruise, or Baby Jesus.

Cop was carrying a g17, or 19. The 17 has a 17 rnd mag, the 19 has a 15 rnd mag.

It’s usually 15 or so in a Glock. Depending on the Glock. The ones they were using most likely 15 or 16

I laughed so hard in this episode, I actually blacked out...came to, and am now, re watching

This was an extremely riveting show! Lol

I shed a tear while laughing multiple times. This stream was amazing! 🤣

As soon as Angela said "sheets" I knew exactly what was coming next.

Dave's last joke, from the balcony.

That damn Ice Age squirrel gets around.

Depends on the type of magazine for pistol. Some are 10, 15, 17 or 21.

How come no one smelled the bodies?!?! 189?!?! 😮😮😮

Funeral home joke: I dropped grandpa's ashes and forgot to clean up, water got on them and now g-pa is a step

Squirrels causing havoc

I laughed my ass off. Great show guys.

He crawled out of the street beside a car that was in a driveway cross the street from the cruiser 😂😂😂

I think dave was just phoning it in this episode

John Wayen Gayce was a democrat not a republican.

WORST transtition ever I can't imagine the face of miracle sheets people after hearing that one I laughed so hard I couldn't breath and almost needed my own sheet ! that's the power of comedians right there turn a negative into a positive well done

That TryMiracle segue was so smooth it came wrapped up in their sheets.

Police are issued 15 round mags. I am only allowed to own 10 round mags. Apparently the police need every bit of their capacity. I on the other hand would have 9 rounds remaining.

The squirrel jokes will flow...

I love this line up. Its so wild seeing Meaux and Flawd getting more and more conservative (independent conservative)

@user-jz9bg3bu6n

5 ай бұрын

Is that his wife?

@thewisceeeggg1624

5 ай бұрын

🤦🏻‍♀️ yes

@spracketskooch

5 ай бұрын

It's also nice to see conservatives not reject someone just because they have tats, or aren't a traditional conservative.

@bartonbella3131

5 ай бұрын

@@user-jz9bg3bu6n I think common law maybe

@Likexner

5 ай бұрын

@@spracketskooch Tattoos are cringe though, especially on women. Nose rings are even worse. I call them uglifiers.

That ad read.... I'm pissing myself walking my dog in an english field and I might just buy some new sheets.

I have to know where QB Garrett got his sweatshirt!!!

Quarter black world. Normal Garet

Guy in the police car: "What the fuck is going on? This is a jay-walking ticket!"

Without a spouse partner, the kids are at a loss at the jump. Marriage matters more, then kids, then everything else

I love Gareth's sweater!

QB, I must know where you got your sweatshirt. I need one.

Miracle made sheets: Worst segway ever

The other guys 2: acorns of death

It's spelt 'Emu' but I was taught it was pronounced 'Eem-yew'. I love your show.. Especially the intro sounds... Real smooth..👍

Depends on the model of Glock, but it’s 15-17 rounds in the Glock 19 or 17 which are the most common models in law enforcement. So 2 magazines is up to 35 rounds shot which is nothing short of miraculous that no one was shot!!

Ah, yes. The Pagan Siant Valentine.

Wheres Dave broadcasting from? a 1979 Howard Johnson

@DaveLandauComedian

5 ай бұрын

Stardust in 77

Why does Dave look like he's streaming from the 70s?

“Ah man, we missed it” “We got next year” Still February guys… Can still do it this year.

Flawd world.

Angela's feminism got triggered lol

It’s fitting that they spent the money on crypt-o lol!!

There’s a reason for the saying, “There’s something in the wedding cake”. People can keep their crazy hidden, even when living with someone. I sadly have friends who lived with their future spouses for anywhere from 3-10 years. Didn’t hit the skids until they tied the knot. I’m sure it’s harder to hide the crazy when living together, but it’s not enough of a stop-gap to outweigh the relational complications that come from the tepid commitment and supplemental intimacy that is a hallmark of living with someone who isn’t your spouse. Not that those relationships can’t work out, but it’ll start your marriage off on the wrong foot and requires some recalibration. …And you could still end up with crazy.

" U've Been Roofied" 🤣is why I can never stay mad at Dave. Even knowing that him reading this comment, though he won't, would probably be like "Who is this looser nobody who get's that involved with a youtube comedian?" Well Dave if we didn't watch you would not have a show and I was a comedy junkie since Fred G. Sanford, Jerry Lewis et. al. If I had ten wishes one of them would be to go toe to toe on dark humor with you. It would be a blast. Edit, it wouldn't be youtubeable. 😎

Prison wallet 😂

Sex should definitely be after marriage. God’s order matters, even though all of us probably didn’t wait.

@spracketskooch

5 ай бұрын

Is the prohibition of sex outside of marriage old testament, or new testament? Because the old testament is moot. Jesus fulfilled the old testament law so we didn't have to.

AY UP DAVE AND 1/4 BLACK

The cop had ptsd, he fought the great squirrel war of 1999.